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1gwg44i | dwsam | I don’t have a girlfriend | But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
- Mitch Hedberg | 227 | 5.42495 | 14 | 2024-11-21T13:21:11 | 27 |
tnpfin | JudeWheresMyCar76 | The demon looked me in the eyes and said, “May your worst nightmare now come to fruition.” | And as he spoke, all my fedoras disappeared from my closet, and my Reddit karma reset to zero. | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2022-03-25T16:15:43 | 42 |
14g6iif | Triumph741 | Todd Howard is who I would want to represent humanity when the aliens show up | “We have sixteen times the weapons of mass destruction” | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2023-06-22T15:27:03 | 26 |
s08hka | Leftygoleft999 | I went to my doctor with a bad case of Covid and he prescribed me viagra… | I hope he’s right otherwise it’s a hard way to go out. | 3 | 1.098612 | 2 | 2022-01-10T02:22:55 | 32 |
1632jq1 | algabanan | A moth goes into a pediatrist's office. (Norm) | The pediatrist says to the moth "what's the problem?"
"Where do I begin? I go to work for Kareem Benbouda and all day long I work. Honestly doc idek what i'm doing anymore I don't think even Kareem Benbouda knows. He only knows he has power over me and that seems to bring him happiness. I wake up and in a malaise and ... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-08-27T21:24:30 | 283 |
txqrfm | YoKevinO | The food at my favorite restaurant has been really up and down lately | Some blame the cooks but in my opinion it’s the dumb waiters | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2022-04-06T16:58:24 | 27 |
szk5m1 | TheLaziestPotato | How do you tell the difference between a fisher and a musician? | You ask them to say the word bass. | 680 | 6.522093 | 59 | 2022-02-23T15:30:52 | 23 |
ta7hgk | Sky_Office | If you’re feeling useless today… | Just remember that some people in Russia are studying at the faculty of International Relations. | 4 | 1.386294 | 1 | 2022-03-09T13:12:10 | 23 |
s7dmkm | dkb52 | Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. | Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm so glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is." | 28 | 3.332205 | 4 | 2022-01-19T01:19:12 | 95 |
u32bc0 | Whatthefuck1403 | Want to hear a joke about trash? | Never mind, it's mostly garbage. | 7 | 1.94591 | 6 | 2022-04-13T22:32:12 | 16 |
1ebb862 | Emergency_Scholar237 | I think my wife is cheating one me, she just called out another man's name in bed... | .... who the fuck names there kid "Wrong Hole"? | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2024-07-24T20:08:47 | 32 |
v5cxsg | MudakMudakov | A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Russian, and a Ukrainian are on a a plan when the plane's engines fail and it starts to go down. | The pilot grabs one of the parachutes and jumps from the plane. The remaining passengers see that there is only one chute left, and quickly do the math.
The Englishman stands up, straightens his tie, says "God save the Queen!" and jumps from the plane.
The Frenchman, not wanting to be seen as less noble than the En... | 685 | 6.529419 | 44 | 2022-06-05T13:03:48 | 148 |
17sdfma | benf101 | They say that mafia members are nasty people, but... | but while growing up, I lived next door to one and he was actually a nice guy.
In fact, every morning, he paid me $20 just to start his car. | 2,019 | 7.610358 | 71 | 2023-11-10T20:49:17 | 48 |
12z6epl | GeorgeRizzerman | I’m ok with trans women competing in women’s sports | As long as I’m allowed to bet | 19 | 2.944439 | 11 | 2023-04-26T04:32:05 | 19 |
13rqudu | Openly_Canadian_74 | A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing golf... | And they were having a hard time because they were constantly being distracted and disrupted by another group of golfers who were playing very badly.
"Why are they even being allowed to golf here?" the doctor asked their caddie.
"Well," said the caddie, " They used to be firefighters. About a month ago the manager o... | 17 | 2.833213 | 0 | 2023-05-25T19:28:01 | 213 |
18jh7pv | IvanTheFirst | What do you say to a horse that throws up on you? | Thanks for the feedback. | 136 | 4.912655 | 28 | 2023-12-16T02:40:35 | 18 |
19bewks | dp37405 | First time in Vegas | First time in Vegas I stayed for one night. Checked out in the morning, the bill was $250, and they had added resort fees, and I asked what the heck is that for?! She said the hotel had a pool and internet here and available for use. I said I didn't even use them! She said “Well they were here and available and you co... | 1,454 | 7.282074 | 90 | 2024-01-20T16:00:51 | 169 |
1hkj8op | Funnypostsrarely | I was driving my friend who had alzheimer's to the hospital, offering to pay for her treatment. | Since we both were American, it took me quite a while to save enough money for her treatment. When I asked which song she wanted me to play on the radio, she kept pointing at me and saying "Who is she?" repeatedly. I put that song on. But she still kept saying that and pointing her finger at me. I wonder why. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-12-23T08:11:01 | 93 |
1e8bnp0 | Strong_Deer_3075 | What's worse than a stinky skunk on the piano? | A diseased beaver on the organ! | 5 | 1.609438 | 4 | 2024-07-21T02:06:14 | 22 |
18wev37 | Fuzzie8 | Some idiot glued every card in my deck together so now its just a block of cardboard. | I’m having trouble dealing with it. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2024-01-02T03:05:22 | 26 |
1aoqub2 | bama247365 | I asked my wife if she likes Imagine Dragons | She said not really. So I asked her how bout imagine dragon deez nuts across her forehead. She wasn’t amused. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2024-02-12T03:55:48 | 34 |
twswb9 | Hyper__Beam | What is the only similarity between serial killers and gamer | **They collect skins** | 13 | 2.564949 | 3 | 2022-04-05T11:37:11 | 15 |
ve7t67 | queen_ofthe_night | A psychologist came to an insane asylum in order to see if inmates were ready to be discharged | The psychologist brought with him a match box, he'd ask each inmate what was the thing he was holding, If they answered correctly, he would discharge them. The first inmate said a "match box", so he was discharged. The second man said "match box" so he was also discharged, so on and so on 'till came the 10th patient. ... | 30 | 3.401197 | 11 | 2022-06-17T07:54:01 | 294 |
17z140m | Masala-Dosage | I saw this guy running down the road with a bunch of monsters. When I asked him what he was doing he said: | I’m exercising my demons. | 239 | 5.476464 | 19 | 2023-11-19T16:40:39 | 31 |
yx6hyh | IamStupid_IamStupid | The UK is introducing a square 99p coin. | It’s not a round number | 10 | 2.302585 | 8 | 2022-11-16T21:16:24 | 18 |
vs7h9g | Jackaware69 | I work at a dry cleaners and some guy just dropped off a bunch of ripped up nun’s clothes! | Guess he had some bad habits | 2 | 0.693147 | 3 | 2022-07-05T20:33:36 | 27 |
raflo8 | hoosyourdaddyo | A story from the Galaxy Grill at Space Stop 5 | We was lost, none of us knew where we were...and Harry started feelin' around all the trees, and then he said "I got it! We on Pluto" We said "Harry, how can you tell?" "From the bark, you dummies! From the bark!" | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2021-12-06T19:34:30 | 70 |
1bbfshf | deviusink | Hey Guys...Next time you're having an argument with your wife, start undressing. |
She will instantly have a headache and then go to sleep. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2024-03-10T17:28:53 | 32 |
17ppl5w | brackfriday_bunduru | I recently came into a lot of money | It was weird. I usually just use a tissue | 26 | 3.258097 | 5 | 2023-11-07T08:15:16 | 18 |
ratcl4 | Immediate-Coat-7249 | Oh dear | What do you call a dear with no eyes.......no I dear | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2021-12-07T07:12:40 | 15 |
zxgzj5 | OB1KENOB | Chuck Norris went to the doctor for surgery | When the doctor woke up from sedation, Chuck gave him a lolly pop and wished him a good day. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-12-28T18:29:45 | 31 |
12vbjlz | MrAmazing3001 | My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex | They're his watch dogs | 1,103 | 7.005789 | 69 | 2023-04-22T16:40:12 | 14 |
16uu0p3 | Brooksee83 | A dyslexic friend tried to help clean up a wine stain by using WD40 | But it just turned into Red Red Wine. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2023-09-28T22:35:09 | 27 |
y14zkt | daroyalxflush | Regretting the compliment... | A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Really! Why? Are my eyes bulging?" | 25 | 3.218876 | 1 | 2022-10-11T09:58:01 | 47 |
14jxsjm | KairuSmairukon | As the taxi raced towards the hospital, my wife cried, "Don't touch me! I can't take the pain! I won't make it! Don't! CAN'T! WON'T!!" | "Hurry, driver!" I exclaimed. "Her contractions are getting closer together!!" | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-06-27T00:07:00 | 60 |
1dwuj6v | Exotic_Compote5925 | My superior jokes | - *After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.*
- *What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.*
- *I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!*
- *How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spape... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-07-06T17:14:59 | 120 |
11vjftb | Animeking1108 | Every time I introduce myself, people get mad | I introduced myself to my teacher, and I got suspended. I introduced myself to a pretty girl, and she told me to fuck off. I introduced myself to my neighbor, and he punched me. Maybe there's somebody else named "Yorick Hunt" with a bad reputation out there. | 60 | 4.094345 | 13 | 2023-03-19T11:56:22 | 71 |
1eiccec | TheRealTengri | I decided to change my name | My legal name was Dumb Ass. Everybody teased me my whole life about it, and my parents wouldn't let me change my name, so I changed my name as soon as I became an adult.
Now, my first name is Jack. | 72 | 4.276666 | 20 | 2024-08-02T15:03:41 | 56 |
1571y7g | AstroG4 | Build a man a fire, and he’s warm for an evening. | Set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-07-23T01:57:54 | 31 |
1agkggv | Holden_place | My cousin, who is a chef and anagrammatist, was accidentally shipped a crate of Glisson's capsules (liver linings) | He made a wonderful batch of Faux Gras. He really found the silver lining. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2024-02-01T20:16:42 | 48 |
zskvgc | aidang95 | I work with a Chinese guy called Kim | One night we were at the bar having a drink and I asked “Do you ever get tired of westerners saying all Chinese people look the same?”
He replied: “Kim is at the bar getting the drinks. I’m his wife.” | 825 | 6.715383 | 117 | 2022-12-22T12:21:36 | 57 |
1cynhlh | Bezbozny | Someone once asked me what "Androgynous" meant. | I said it's like if a man and a woman had a baby. | 67 | 4.204693 | 4 | 2024-05-23T08:01:05 | 28 |
rdi7aa | tydal-wave | A horse walks into a bar | The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves | 8 | 2.079442 | 8 | 2021-12-10T20:46:46 | 35 |
yxea6r | ITGeekBenB | Cat joke | What do you call a female Manx cat?
A WO-Manx. Lmao. (Womanx) | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2022-11-17T02:44:52 | 27 |
1fatkvh | Loyalsupporter | You know I don't get why marvel doesn't use the hulk to advertise more | He's basically one big banner | 40 | 3.688879 | 5 | 2024-09-06T23:47:15 | 24 |
17e5d7f | Pazuzuspecker | Why is Islam like the British weather? | 'Cos if it's not sunny it's shite. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-10-22T22:36:36 | 20 |
1cjprq1 | sam_matt | What pickup line never fails, no matter where you're from? | 180 degrees longitude,
Trust me, it's the international date line | 64 | 4.158883 | 51 | 2024-05-04T02:27:05 | 29 |
18s8duc | MafiaDaGoose | The two vins | there are 2 vins: vin diesel and vin electric | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-12-27T19:06:53 | 16 |
t9djps | Firegoat1 | Treating her like a dog | A woman walks into a bar and orders a Moscow mule. "Congratulate me, I just got divorced," the woman says. "He'll never treat me like a dog again." "What, did he hit or beat you," the bartender asks. "No," she replies. "He expected me to be faithful." | 28 | 3.332205 | 1 | 2022-03-08T10:01:53 | 75 |
15mvxvu | shahooster | I’m making a movie about dropping the F-bomb. | Gonna call it Effenheimer. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-08-09T23:55:28 | 20 |
wimihj | ZoeInBinary | Desperately, the doctor attempted to extract even a drop of his life-saving vaccine from his first patient's arm... | ...But alas, it was all in vein. | 6 | 1.791759 | 1 | 2022-08-07T18:30:20 | 34 |
1899zqz | arztnur | A little girl says to her mother: "Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around"... | "Not now," says Mummy. "Wait until Daddy gets home."
So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says "Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?"
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, "You keep quiet - I'll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear."
"Well," s... | 2,838 | 7.950855 | 70 | 2023-12-02T18:36:02 | 268 |
15bk5ps | Tightfit30 | Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. | It's called a Wedding Cake. | 1 | 0 | 149 | 2023-07-28T01:52:17 | 25 |
182fjq8 | pash5050 | The bear joke |
A hunter is walking in the woods searching for the biggest bear he can find when he stumbles across a giant brown bear. He pulls out his shotgun, steadily aims, and fires at the bear. The bear seemingly falls into a nearby ditch and appears to be dead. The hunter slowly walks over to the ditch, until he feels a tap... | 473 | 6.159095 | 32 | 2023-11-24T00:51:54 | 398 |
uusquq | SignificanceMedium38 | I'm going to be shot out of a cannon for the circus. | The job doesn't pay much but it's a barrel of fun.
I get to travel with the dog faced boy; we stay in the whine cellar. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2022-05-21T18:15:30 | 46 |
ry22om | NeverLoved91 | When the human body dies, what's the last part to die? | The pupils. They dilate.
Edit: so far I have 33 upvotes. That means people like this joke. So, I will say I don't deserve the credit. Scott Prop and Roll on YouTube does. | 1,105 | 7.007601 | 47 | 2022-01-07T07:48:26 | 60 |
12ij964 | dirtybird971 | Inner Peace |
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If ... | 76 | 4.330733 | 7 | 2023-04-11T13:04:59 | 125 |
185jlpg | Awesomeuser90 | An ANZAC soldier arrives at the Frontline Trenches in 1917... | The lieutenant asks him if he came there to die.
The soldier replies: Nah mate, I got here last week. | 207 | 5.332719 | 25 | 2023-11-28T01:13:14 | 45 |
rxf5oq | istheqthea | What do you call an old lady ghost... | Who only likes to haunt younger men?
A BOO-gar. | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-01-06T13:56:09 | 23 |
tbv48v | Lava_Wolf_68 | When I went to the park today, I saw an old man sitting on a park bench crying. | I asked him what was wrong.
He replied, "I have a beautiful 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning, and then gets up and makes me pancakes, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I asked, "Well then, why are you crying?"
He says, "She makes my favourite lunch of soup and brownies, and then watche... | 29 | 3.367296 | 2 | 2022-03-11T17:25:50 | 180 |
14d24sl | original_don_dada | What’s the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? | One is a super hero, the other is just a simple command. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-06-19T02:31:05 | 25 |
1cxlal3 | MistaMischief | I had to quit my job at the circus. It gave me anxiety. | It was too in tents. | 15 | 2.70805 | 8 | 2024-05-21T22:53:32 | 23 |
15scmvt | mcjunker | Back in the day, Chicago was run by the Irish mob | Now, before the Italian mob took over- I'm sure you all know Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Lucky Luciano, and the like- Prohibition era Chicago was run by the Irish mob.
The Irish gangs owned Chicago outright for a solid 18 months after Prohibition went into effect, before police raids, pressure from the Italian crews, and ... | 1 | 0 | 18 | 2023-08-16T02:15:38 | 1,024 |
157znnw | tsongkoyla | On the way to his office.. | a man walks past a mental asylum surrounded by wooden walls. As he walks past, he can hear the patients chant: "16! 16! 16! 16!"
He was so curious about the chant that he tried to look for a hole on the wall to peer into. He finally found one and he peered his eye into it only to be poked by a stick. He cursed in pain... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-07-24T04:04:18 | 140 |
1fb9e1p | ethan_hunt_9549 | The problem with German food | The problem with German food is that, no matter how much you eat,
an hour later you’re still hungry for power. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2024-09-07T15:22:15 | 31 |
10grf0l | Doom_and_glooms | Why did the introvert walk around the pond? | Because they didn't want to break the ice | 31 | 3.433987 | 1 | 2023-01-20T08:14:34 | 19 |
udo3im | YZXFILE | My girlfriend tried to take a selfie in the shower, but it was too blurry. | She has selfie steam issues. | 2,305 | 7.742836 | 94 | 2022-04-28T05:52:47 | 23 |
15st5to | DoABarrelRollStarFox | Sports teams are sometimes named after some of the worst things to happen in their city | The soccer team: The Chicago Fire was based on a horrific fire that occurred in 1871.
The Miami Hurricanes…
Colorado Avalanche…
San Jose Earthquakes…
I just felt it was too soon to name a team: The New York Jets | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-08-16T15:34:18 | 67 |
smp362 | gary6043 | Honest witness |
A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've been a big disappointment... | 33 | 3.496508 | 3 | 2022-02-07T12:27:46 | 315 |
1ecyzc2 | james_s_docherty | Conductor Sir John Eliot Gardiner has left the Monteverdi Orchestra after assaulting a singer... | He apologised for the incident, saying he'd been suffering from a tempo tantrum. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2024-07-26T21:07:15 | 38 |
1abmjmi | LiquidSaloon | If having sex for money makes you a whore... | Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
| 288 | 5.66296 | 24 | 2024-01-26T16:36:14 | 29 |
rmpbah | Warpmind | There’s a saying, if you can’t sleep, it’s because you are awake in someone else’s dream. | To whom it may concern, stop eating pizza before bed. | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2021-12-23T06:33:43 | 35 |
1dlufyt | iamtheone2295 | Why are the americans the best at solving rubik's cubes? | They have a history of seperating colors | 80 | 4.382027 | 20 | 2024-06-22T12:20:41 | 22 |
18fzk5d | stud_macha | What do Vampires call breakup sex? | The final nail in the coffin. | 21 | 3.044522 | 3 | 2023-12-11T17:15:15 | 16 |
ts7hpj | Shgoomba | The Russians need better material... | ... because they are bombing in Ukraine. | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2022-03-30T14:19:15 | 14 |
xyqulu | Chief0j | Cop on a horse asks if Santa gave a little girls a bike. | "Yes," replies the little girl.
"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"
The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"
"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the... | 4 | 1.386294 | 3 | 2022-10-08T11:51:40 | 105 |
y7ma31 | plateau1999 | Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? | Because the road knows NEVER to cross Chuck Norris!!! | 17 | 2.833213 | 1 | 2022-10-18T23:24:17 | 18 |
169kdki | AgilePersonality2058 | "An apple a day keeps the doctor away" is complete BS | At least it does keep the mortician away. For a while. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-09-04T06:34:41 | 27 |
16lh34e | spinelesschild | In medical terms... | If someone dies while climaxing, is it considered dead on arrival? | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2023-09-18T00:38:21 | 18 |
1fea13y | Bezbozny | "Really? All you want for our 1st wedding anniversary is for me for me to take the day off and spend it with you? Sure thing honey!" | Lois later regretted getting married in September of 2000. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2024-09-11T13:23:49 | 48 |
1e3nt47 | flodge123 | What does your daddy do? | So, the teacher is in the class. She is asking all the kids what their fathers do for a living.
"Baker", "Fireman", "Policeman."
She gets to Johnny. He says "nothing".
She says "Nothing?"
He says "Yeah. He died."
Teacher says "Well what did he do before he died?"
Johnny says "He turned green. Then he puked. ... | 547 | 6.304449 | 50 | 2024-07-15T06:22:39 | 99 |
xk7evk | smokedpkcs | A child walks into a bar. | The bartender trips over it | 6 | 1.791759 | 0 | 2022-09-21T15:04:58 | 12 |
rps8sb | SometimesIWalk | A man and a deaf person are in a conversation | After a few minutes, they run out of things to talk about.
They stand there for a time, and then the man signs: "The conversation's gone quiet now, hasn't it?"
The deaf person then signs "How should I know?" | 10 | 2.302585 | 2 | 2021-12-27T17:18:48 | 62 |
18sxjsc | idonemadeitawkward | Apathy Man | "Who are you supposed to be?" the interviewer asks a Costumed superhero.
"I'm Apathy Man. I have all the powers of Superman but absolutely no desire to use them," he replied.
"Wow, I wish you were around last week when I got mugged on the subway!"
"Yeah, I saw that." | 16 | 2.772589 | 0 | 2023-12-28T16:13:16 | 70 |
107kien | crashymccrashins | What do the Buffalo Bills and Justin Timberlake have one common? | Both have performed at the super bowl 3 times and not taken home a trophy. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-01-09T17:38:35 | 30 |
1ejan5q | n3w57ake | Disappointing results for the American Olympic team in shooting | in spite of so much practice in schools, on the streets, and in a lot of public and private settings | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-08-03T18:39:50 | 33 |
106nm9z | greedydita | "This is the biggest game of your life," my coach said. | Everyone was nervous, including me, and he wasn't making things easier.
He followed-up with, "Pretend like you're are going into combat."
That was it. That was the spark I needed. I waited for his back to be turned, and when it was, I snuck out of the locker room and started making my way to Canada. | 142 | 4.955827 | 12 | 2023-01-08T16:41:20 | 86 |
1dt5sgn | Clock_Work44 | "Hey, is this compulsive liars anonymous?" | "No."
"That's fine, I don't have a problem with that anyway." | 15 | 2.70805 | 5 | 2024-07-01T22:18:54 | 28 |
1e5a7cs | dicktastic_hehe | Sometimes I sit on the ground, bring my knees to my forehead, and push my body forward. | Thats just how I roll. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-07-17T05:23:06 | 27 |
zskswz | yomommafool | instead of calling my son drew, I called him driew. | It's only weird if you say it backwards. | 207 | 5.332719 | 14 | 2022-12-22T12:17:42 | 23 |
rp7vrw | jimmyjumpSW8 | Why did the blind woman fall down the well? | Because she couldn’t see that well | 64 | 4.158883 | 9 | 2021-12-26T22:47:42 | 17 |
zf6gov | CallMeNoodler | How do you spot the new guy at a nude beach? | Is super easy. You can see him coming a mile away. | 11 | 2.397895 | 3 | 2022-12-07T16:57:02 | 25 |
1ev467p | willbeonekenobi | In less than 3 years, Russia went from the second strongest army in the world ... | to the second strongest in Ukraine to the 3rd strongest IN Russia. | 769 | 6.645091 | 38 | 2024-08-18T08:10:54 | 34 |
16hwayj | BioletVeauregarde33 | "Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken soup!" | "That's all right, sir. There are no cottages in our cottage cheese, either." | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2023-09-13T19:27:48 | 33 |
1cj9mke | ryanooooo | Why do heterosexuals have gay thoughts? | They're not thinking straight. | 110 | 4.70048 | 21 | 2024-05-03T14:09:57 | 14 |
xbmlu4 | omega_female11 | Meta Joke! | When someone asks me what is an example for bad meta joke?
Well this is the best example I can think of. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2022-09-11T16:16:38 | 28 |
zbnpvh | _dantastic | Did you know? | If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screenshot. | 20 | 2.995732 | 2 | 2022-12-03T19:02:36 | 22 |
108cdyj | greedydita | My dad caught me shoplifting and said, "you're taking a big risk… | we need the travel version." | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2023-01-10T15:22:02 | 23 |
vkjgbj | Travis4261 | (OC) It wasn't enough for Amber Turd to take a shit in the bed. She also took a massive shit in the court room. | The judge charged her with Defecation of character. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2022-06-25T17:04:16 | 41 |
s4kkov | ICONZ-Racing | I question the Education System | I was kicked out of homeschool, just for making out with the teacher. | 5 | 1.609438 | 0 | 2022-01-15T13:42:22 | 20 |
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