id large_string | author large_string | title large_string | selftext large_string | score int64 | log_score float64 | num_comments int64 | created_at timestamp[us] | num_tokens int64 |
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sytnty | KeckyOK | I decided to donate my body to science | For the time being, I'm following a routine to preserve it with ethanol until they need it. | 25 | 3.218876 | 0 | 2022-02-22T17:51:46 | 28 |
vbdker | King-of-NY | A man goes to a fancy party in an old suit. | Everybody is staring at him, and frowning. Eventually his friend the host, tells him the truth.
She says “Adam, I got to be honest with you, nobody like the suit you are wearing and you smell terrible.”
He says “Susan I find that really cruel, my grandfather died and was buried in this suit” | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-06-13T14:32:32 | 78 |
t7aahx | psychosikhomie | i met chuch nororris he gave me his aoutograph | then he kicked me in the nuts and took it | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2022-03-05T14:13:02 | 23 |
w2dxox | Bellechewie | Every Psychic I ever visited was either a bit depressed or way too excitable.. | It's really hard to find the happy Medium.. | 107 | 4.672829 | 7 | 2022-07-18T23:47:40 | 26 |
vapcmc | TheGoodlyBad | Angry God | A woman just had a baby but as glad as his husband was, he was bit confused too that what should he named his first born child. He prayed for god and god appeared infront of him. The man asked the god to help him name his son. The god was angry that he called him for this small work and cursed him that the first two na... | 17 | 2.833213 | 6 | 2022-06-12T16:17:01 | 174 |
tmcoua | [deleted] | I travelled to the United States for the first time, and decided to learn some words beforehand. | One that got people very emotional was the word plethora.
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I could see it meant a lot to them. | 32 | 3.465736 | 5 | 2022-03-24T14:13:26 | 49 |
11s6823 | afercrombieandbitch | Why don't we hear about African vampires? | Because they "bless the rains down in Africa!" | 5 | 1.609438 | 2 | 2023-03-15T19:16:41 | 20 |
1h4utcp | OpenScore | What do lesbians and sea turtles have in common? | They both choke on plastic. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2024-12-02T13:21:24 | 17 |
vkswhg | GeneReddit123 | An old Soviet joke | A Soviet delegation visits an American car factory.
"Whose factory is that?" asks a Soviet visitor.
"It belongs to capitalist billionaire Henry Ford," answers the American guide.
"And whose are the hundreds of cars in the parking lot?" asks the visitor.
"They belong to the factory workers," answers the guide.
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... | 3,246 | 8.085179 | 367 | 2022-06-26T00:58:55 | 129 |
sl1oft | UltimateArsehole | It was time to tell the most important woman in my life how I truly felt | I told her that being inside her was amazing and that I can't wait to feel that way again.
She was overwhelmed with emotion and had to leave the room to compose herself.
And that was the last conversation I had with my mother. | 4 | 1.386294 | 0 | 2022-02-05T07:57:38 | 65 |
15cwdgu | Bjarki56 | Why was the Buddhist monk let go from the monastery? | Because when it was his time to clean the place, he couldn’t vacuum without attachments. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-07-29T16:25:15 | 29 |
t6bxc9 | HeyLookNick | I was on my way to give a lecture... | I was on my way to give a lecture regarding my recently learning about various topics such as The Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon and the Sunk Cost Fallacy when a gorgeous young woman drove up beside me and told me that she'd just turned 21 and wanted to show me a good time. I thought to myself that this was a once in a life... | 9 | 2.197225 | 0 | 2022-03-04T05:47:46 | 116 |
105mhwz | DamoclesBDA | What did the carrot say to the cucumber? | Veggie good to meet you! | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2023-01-07T11:04:10 | 16 |
vt4st5 | lukeknep | What’s the difference between a bunch of kelp and a bunch of stoners? | One’s seaweed, the others smoke weed. | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-07-07T00:14:02 | 28 |
11sqp74 | HellishDonut | A middle school class went on a field trip to the construction site. | Suddenly, a worker falls to his death from the roof of an unfinished building. Because of this, the school decided to hold an accident prevention class. The teacher asks:
"Children, how do you think, why did that man fall?"
"He was standing too close to the edge of the roof!" - said Lily.
"He was drunk!" - said Bil... | 9 | 2.197225 | 0 | 2023-03-16T10:55:31 | 130 |
ritfqb | Klyphord | Things are almost perfect… | A woman is walking past the park one evening and sees an old man slumped on a park bench. She looks closer and sees he has tears in his eyes.
“Sir? Are you alright?”, she asks.
The man looks up at her. “You know, young lady, I’ve been so fortunate in my life. I have made so much money and I have a multi-million... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2021-12-17T23:13:02 | 199 |
15bfu1f | MarcoDanielRebelo | cannabis-based lubricant | My cousin says he's going to give his girlfriend a cannabis-based lubricant that promises 15-minute orgasms.
She says: "I'm cumming."
He says: "Great, I'm going to lunch and I'll be right back!" | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-07-27T22:38:54 | 60 |
tofojf | AndrewMacSydney | One one | 1 1 was a racehorse
22 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race, and
2 2 1 1 2 | 4 | 1.386294 | 10 | 2022-03-26T03:15:52 | 39 |
1ehnjal | BonnieMcMurray | I bumped into Arnold Schwarzenegger the other day. Since I know he's into computer stuff, I asked him if he was planning on upgrading to Windows 11. | “No,” he replied, “I still love Vista, baby!” | 737 | 6.602588 | 63 | 2024-08-01T18:10:31 | 50 |
166b9uy | Make_the_music_stop | In 1947 Henry Ford arrives in heaven and God invites him for a chat. God, "Really enjoyed that line of yours, 'Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black.' we all had a good laugh" |
Henry, "Thanks, that means a lot. Actually, hope you don't mind, one mass production mogal to another, the female! Also thought the inlet valve was way too close to the exhaust"
God smiles, "That may be so but more men are riding my model than yours." | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-08-31T13:31:39 | 119 |
120vio9 | DooleyMTV | I started dating a blind girl. | The hardest part was imitating her husband's voice. | 543 | 6.297109 | 89 | 2023-03-24T19:35:14 | 18 |
106lqgf | TinyNiceWolf | What's the difference between a physician and a preschool teacher? | One has a job with patients, the other has the patience of Job. | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2023-01-08T15:22:19 | 27 |
x6xjz7 | SeanWood22 | Why did the flashlight go to prison? | It was charged with battery. | 4 | 1.386294 | 2 | 2022-09-06T01:41:17 | 14 |
109wzx6 | gary6043 | Bad bird |
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, any... | 103 | 4.634729 | 9 | 2023-01-12T11:01:48 | 248 |
1g4ccnq | WeTheIndecent | Why did the old man fall down the well? | He couldn't see that well | 22 | 3.091042 | 9 | 2024-10-15T16:49:50 | 17 |
13rtvpo | DodgerWalker | A cashier rings a customer up for $19.78 ... | The customer pulls a $20 bill out of their wallet, places it on the counter, then opens up their coin pouch, takes out 3 pennies, places them on top of the bill, and pushes it toward the cashier "here you go."
The cashier looks at the customer with a confused face "I said it was $19.78."
"I know," the customer replie... | 0 | 0 | 15 | 2023-05-25T21:26:02 | 116 |
17b6gb8 | opticalpuss | How do you get a Republican into a library? | Tell them there are crossdressers inside! | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-10-19T00:55:38 | 19 |
yeovwx | bainbrigge | Do you hear about the clown that got fired on his first day at the circus? | He’s suing for fun fair dismissal | 2 | 0.693147 | 0 | 2022-10-27T10:57:12 | 24 |
1hi4uus | max | Back in the early '90s, it was common to share pornography via fax-machine. | People almost always distributed amateur photography, but this wasn't for any reason that you might be thinking. In fact, it was entirely due to a rumor that perusing faxed copies of magazines could cause one's semen to turn green.
The rumor was prevalent enough that leading scientists actually conducted an enormous s... | 773 | 6.650279 | 73 | 2024-12-19T22:23:43 | 129 |
uyc84p | MaxxFinance | Why did the cat have to go to an accountant? | They got caught up in a purramid scheme. | 18 | 2.890372 | 12 | 2022-05-26T17:01:47 | 22 |
yhehz3 | LeadingAny467 | How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? | Just one.
They hold the bulb, and the world revolves around them. | 61 | 4.110874 | 6 | 2022-10-30T13:37:41 | 29 |
1h0r3t9 | Dwitt01 | If someone wants rhinoplasty, let them | It’s no skin off my nose | 10 | 2.302585 | 1 | 2024-11-27T00:14:39 | 17 |
1coit50 | vIQleS | The only things wrong with me right now are my bad back, receding hairline, and the fact that I'm tired all the time... | I have a three problem body | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-05-10T06:21:52 | 37 |
xl7f1s | incredibleinkpen | Not sure if you knew this, but if you rearrange the letters in LGBTQ... | Somebody will probably get offended... | 21 | 3.044522 | 7 | 2022-09-22T17:19:42 | 23 |
zqhxgn | Gil-Gandel | Work has been tough just lately, but at least I'm sleeping like a baby | ...waking up every couple of hours crying and needing a bottle. | 6 | 1.791759 | 3 | 2022-12-20T07:29:21 | 30 |
1b5c8lu | Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 | Guy goes to the bar. | Suddenly he hears some soft but angry voice insulting him, saying what cheap beer he's drinking, insulting his hair cut and more. So he looks around and nobodies near him. So he goes back to his drink. More insults, breath, teeth and words. He looks around again, same thing, nobody around him. He finally finished his d... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-03-03T08:24:42 | 132 |
xqjiiq | lukus10000 | The street magician | A street magician pulls out a deck of cards and asks a bystander to pick a card and memorize it. The magician then draws a card facing away so he can't see it and has his participant memorize that too. He shuffles the deck, cuts it, and pulls the card on top and asks "Is this your card?" The amazed participant replies ... | 9 | 2.197225 | 2 | 2022-09-28T17:54:47 | 133 |
ws5vhi | gabzlel | Grandpa overdosed on Viagra | I’m sure this is hard for you. | 17 | 2.833213 | 12 | 2022-08-19T05:43:52 | 15 |
1bewp0v | CoolBeanieHat | That bird wanted to finish the job quick… | …I guess he was just winging it. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-03-14T21:32:39 | 20 |
1d7kxer | Coffey0112 | Online Dating | I’m getting tired of online dating, and I keep striking out. I was spending a lot of money on all these novelty dating sites. So I’ve started looking at some more niche places to find a connection.
So I recently got connected to Princess, a Conflict Resolution Specialist for Frontier Airlines. We get to chatting, all... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-06-04T01:11:34 | 146 |
13jyy0y | ZarquonsFlatTire | Farmer Dave | Farmer Dave went to see his neighbor Dan one day and when he pulled up he was was suprised to not see Dan out in the field working.
So he looked around a bit and found Dan in the barn with some Rr&B playing and a candlelit dinner set out by the John Deere.
Dave asked what was going on and Dan said. "Well, if you got... | 515 | 6.244167 | 24 | 2023-05-17T11:24:49 | 126 |
xr7zsc | LatterTowel9403 | I asked my friend why he only wore a mask when he was in church. | He said his doctor advised him to wear them religiously. | 31 | 3.433987 | 3 | 2022-09-29T13:33:12 | 28 |
1d4lzvt | Tristan_Gabranth | Forget worrying about TV's and Smart Phones spying on you... | Your vaccum's been gathering dirt on you for years! | 157 | 5.056246 | 11 | 2024-05-31T03:19:41 | 24 |
155n8vy | Big-End-9824 | Elmer Fudd and Bugs bunny are planning to rob a distillery. | Bugs asks Elmer “if it is whiskey”? Elmer replies, “yes, but not as whiskey as robbing a bank”! | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2023-07-21T12:54:23 | 44 |
s1ydcj | Chedderfish771969 | Kfc | What has your girlfriend and a kfc got in common ?
When you're done with the leg and breats all you've got is a greasy box to throw your bone in. | 2 | 0.693147 | 2 | 2022-01-12T05:27:30 | 40 |
slnjcv | coupebuilder | At mid-forties the Doctor says I'm too heavy for my Height VS Weight chart .... | He told me to lose 40#, I told him it will just be easier to grow to 7 foot. | 3 | 1.098612 | 1 | 2022-02-06T02:23:16 | 43 |
rt5csg | TheSanityInspector | What did Canada contribute to the James Webb Space Telescope mission? | All the apologies for all the delays. | 6 | 1.791759 | 0 | 2021-12-31T22:50:58 | 20 |
1bxdog6 | somerandomassdude404 | A kid, a chef, a rated r movie, and the letter d all walk into a bar | The bartender says
“What is this, chefboyardee?” | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-04-06T15:02:56 | 33 |
1actd7v | LunarLeopard67 | Auto mechanic: How’s work? | Actor: I got the part
Auto mechanic: Wow, same! | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-01-28T03:43:37 | 21 |
1gzw3qi | Reddit_xx | My sister is a bum | Her asinine months pregnant. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-11-25T22:35:12 | 12 |
utpqli | Firegoat1 | Hair loss competition | A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I recently entered a competition to see who gained the most weight and lost the most hair," he tells the bartender. "What the heck? Why?" the bartender asks. "Oh, they didn't call it that," the guy replies. "It was advertised as 'high school class reunion,'" | 13 | 2.564949 | 2 | 2022-05-20T09:23:14 | 75 |
1ae0a3d | TyrannoNinja | What did the alien scientist say when they accidentally abducted a gorilla for their experiments? | "C'mon, it has to be a human being! You know our abductor's sensors are over 95% accurate!" | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-01-29T17:06:28 | 45 |
u2omsb | orgasmic2021 | Just got back from Morrison’s ....I have NEVER been so rudely treated in my life.... | All I did was ask for toilet paper at the service desk.....The woman behind the counter turned and yelled at the top of her lungs OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
I politely said there's no need to make a scene and shuffled back to the bathroom with my jeans around my ankles | 4 | 1.386294 | 0 | 2022-04-13T11:57:37 | 79 |
157qy20 | Buddy2269 | Free Porn. | If you get an email with a link called "free porn"
Don't opin it, It is a virus wich deactivates your spelcheck
and fcuks up you riting, I also receibed it but lukily I dont
vatch porn so I dint opin it, plaese warm yu frends. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 2023-07-23T21:31:24 | 72 |
1fu5svz | n1nj4m4n | No, seriously, should I put "Head of The Human Centipede fron Jan. 7 2015 to February 2 2015" on my resume? | I mean, I was the head you know. Plus, how many people can say that? | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-10-02T02:24:40 | 58 |
td2xuh | tits_on_a_nun | A Russian citizen went into FSB headquarters and reported he'd lost his parrot. | The FSB agent says "what are you bothering us for... why don't you report it to the local police?"
The guy says "I just want YOU to know that I don't agree with A WORD of what my parrot has to say about Putin..." | 24 | 3.178054 | 0 | 2022-03-13T09:01:23 | 70 |
z22v4d | BakerAnnual5453 | Why do lawyers like deaf clients? | Because they always show up for their Hearing. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2022-11-22T19:43:00 | 16 |
y4n97u | Big-End-9824 | I went to the shops today | And bought . 1 ready meal; 1 banana; 1 onion and 1 can of coke. As the lady was checking the items she look at me and said: “Are you single”? I replied:”yes, how do you know because of all the single item’s “?
She said:”no, it’s because your really, really ugly”. | 7 | 1.94591 | 4 | 2022-10-15T12:54:53 | 82 |
16l49t9 | HardPour_Cornography | What is the fastest way for a meth head to lose 70lbs.? | Break up with his girlfriend | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-09-17T15:55:42 | 21 |
1fbp2z2 | Allenc38 | revenge is a dish best served cold | Otherwise justice will be justwater | 20 | 2.995732 | 3 | 2024-09-08T03:58:04 | 14 |
12w7n8n | porichoygupto | I asked the pharmacist, “Do you have any medicine for pain?” | Pharmacist: Of course. Where exactly?
Me: How would I know? It’s your pharmacy. | 19 | 2.944439 | 1 | 2023-04-23T12:53:53 | 35 |
wfgzdc | Asairian | Two monks are on a train | Two monks are on a train, wearing their monkly robes, and the guy sitting across from them asks, "Hey, are you guys monks?" "Why yes," one of them replies. "I'm a Jesuit, and my friend here is a Dominican." "Great!" says the guy, "I've always wondered, what is the difference between the two of you? I mean, you're both ... | 60 | 4.094345 | 7 | 2022-08-03T20:22:45 | 194 |
1am7r8i | greedydita | Last night, my brother passed unexpectedly. | Needless to say, I didn't hit the one-timer.
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-02-08T22:09:23 | 22 |
1eaksg9 | Double_Rutabaga878 | I told some guy in front of them Empire State Building to take a picture of me. | So I handed him a autographed picture of myself and walked away. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2024-07-23T22:15:20 | 32 |
1fc643z | ItsAllinYourHeadComx | Officer Sex | A young woman meets an army officer in a hotel bar and after a few drinks they’re getting rather close so she asks him when the last time he had sex was.
The officer thinks for a second and then says “2015.”
The woman gasps in shock, immediately books a room and rocks the guy’s world.
Afterwards they’re cuddling and sh... | 1,823 | 7.508239 | 56 | 2024-09-08T19:32:24 | 111 |
zowsh2 | MarthaRosst | Elon Musk wants to become a Mars colon | Because right now he’s just an Earth asshole. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-12-18T11:44:19 | 19 |
199jrdf | GolbogTheDoom | About 50% of marriages end in divorce… | The other half end in death. | 28 | 3.332205 | 24 | 2024-01-18T06:35:45 | 18 |
1ejhpi7 | StockInitial4460 | How do you kiss someone at the end of the world? | On the apocalypse. Baa boom. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2024-08-03T23:59:10 | 20 |
rvbd28 | danthebum | If I got £1 everytime I thought about my wife | I'd think about her more often | 25 | 3.218876 | 1 | 2022-01-03T20:36:43 | 18 |
153drux | opticsnake | Dumping reddit coins. 10 best one liners get a "table slap" award. | Better odds if it's something I've never heard before. "Best" is determined by me. | 2 | 0.693147 | 510 | 2023-07-18T23:16:46 | 39 |
1du90rg | Money-Jury-3429 | Why are the colors of the two main US political parties represented by red and blue? | To represent red caps and blue dyed hair. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-07-03T08:04:20 | 29 |
upum98 | ReallySillyLily36 | On his deathbed, a man wishes to know if he's been a good father | "Son...was I...a good...father...?"
"...You're a grandfather." | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2022-05-15T00:55:54 | 35 |
zuhzb8 | funmunke | My friends asked me what is the best and worst thing about catching COVID. | The worst is easy. Girls find me less attractive. Haven't gotten a second date since catching it.
The best is that my farts no longer smell. | 12 | 2.484907 | 1 | 2022-12-24T20:25:01 | 49 |
zpts9e | ABoyNamedSault | I'm getting old! | I just had my 54th birthday and I couldn't even blow out my candles.......the heat drove me back!
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(this is an old Rodney Dangerfield joke) | 3 | 1.098612 | 1 | 2022-12-19T14:58:13 | 48 |
17ht4fm | arztnur | Honey, would you love me the same way after marriage as you do now? | "Yeah darling, beyond any shadow of doubt" she replied.
Me. Won't your husband mind that? | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2023-10-27T17:45:05 | 40 |
15qiihw | Born_Ad_4826 | Best jokes for kids | I hang around with a bunch of 6 year olds (nieces and nephews). I want to be the awesome auntie with all the jokes. But my favorite ones on here are NOT kids appropriate.
Hit me up with all the jokes a 6 year old will love for the next time I see them | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-08-14T03:05:03 | 67 |
16cavhh | Bezbozny | A man tells his girlfriend he can't see her anymore | then he finds his glasses | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2023-09-07T09:01:30 | 16 |
1c00yfq | fallguy2112 | Faith healer | A faith healer is holding a revival meeting and says he wants to demonstrate the power of God by curing some afflictions. He gets two volunteers, a man and a woman. He asks the woman her name and problem. She replied my name is Mrs Smith and I can't stand without these crutches. He tells her to go behind the screen... | 3 | 1.098612 | 3 | 2024-04-09T19:33:10 | 181 |
wh82d0 | norrisrw | True Story | Yesterday would have been my stepfather Tom's 75th birthday. To commemorate the occasion, I give you this story.
Back in 2006, I was prepping to relocate from Nebraska back to Southern California, and this meant lots of phone calls between me and my mother. One Friday evening, I called her up, and I could hear some ba... | 73 | 4.290459 | 7 | 2022-08-05T22:19:48 | 171 |
1bgj1jc | hear-and_know | Why are most philosophers men? | Because of the Y chromosome. | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-03-16T23:20:47 | 12 |
1etau5u | StockInitial4460 | My girlfriends mobile phone service is terrible. | A week ago she said, "We're breaking up" and the call ended. Now when I call it goes straight through to voicemail. | 125 | 4.828314 | 4 | 2024-08-16T00:14:00 | 37 |
u0sgkz | CesaroSalad | I think all inmates should have access to SMS messaging... | Con-text is important. | 7 | 1.94591 | 1 | 2022-04-10T22:13:57 | 16 |
tymwtr | Time-Classroom-2442 | What is the difference between a Trident and an Apple? | 4 out of 5 doctors would recommend Trident whereas none out of those 5 would recommend an apple. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2022-04-07T21:09:07 | 33 |
17zpzas | missC23x | Decisions decisions… | Which is faster hot or cold?
Hot because you can catch a cold | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-11-20T14:40:09 | 18 |
rflxu1 | BlueMonkey-CoCo | I tried looking up Ernst Gräfenberg, the physician who the G-Spot is named after. | After an hour of looking, I gave up. | 6 | 1.791759 | 5 | 2021-12-13T18:06:34 | 31 |
u6urvo | Tequila-M0ckingbird | I know this girl from Hidden Valley... | She lives on a ranch. | 4 | 1.386294 | 11 | 2022-04-19T02:50:32 | 14 |
17b5hxn | Spiritual_Ear_3456 | A woman visits her husband in prison... | Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell all day!”
The wife replies: “Bullshit! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!” | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2023-10-19T00:08:58 | 86 |
17cm43y | MarinersFan28 | What's the difference between a rooster and a teenage boy? | A rooster cockle doodle doo's and a teenage boy doodles cockle cocks | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2023-10-20T21:33:21 | 32 |
ve5706 | ResonanceFarm | My neighbor bulled up in their new Audi… | I said damn, I’ve still got an Innie. | 4 | 1.386294 | 2 | 2022-06-17T05:02:44 | 22 |
zr2tna | crufter | Freedom in capitalism vs communism | John and Igor is arguing, which is freer: capitalism or communism.
John brags: "If I want I can go to the White House and piss on its fence, and the police won't take me".
Igor replies: "That's nothing! If I want I can shit right in the middle of Lenin's mausoleum!"
"Well I would have to look around first" - ... | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2022-12-20T23:11:17 | 112 |
shenwk | Buddy2269 | Watch out for a scam phone call. | The caller says, You have won $1.000.000 dollars
or Tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute Concert.
Just press 1 for the money or 2 for the show. | 4 | 1.386294 | 3 | 2022-01-31T22:45:21 | 51 |
1boi29m | Minimum-Gur9743 | Baltimore Bridge Disaster | The way everyone keeps going on and on and on about this disaster, you have to wonder if they’re ever going to get over it… | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-03-26T20:24:54 | 33 |
1dfjwoe | StockInitial4460 | A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it... | While he waits, the penguin goes across the road to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin is a messy eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "It... | 105 | 4.65396 | 8 | 2024-06-14T06:00:41 | 110 |
x7tb8c | Life_Ad_3310 | better than isaac Newton | Isaac Newton died a virgin
That means i have one ups on history's greatest scientific genius
Because im not dead | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2022-09-07T02:35:56 | 28 |
18z6043 | Mansheep_ | A man sits next to someone wearing a cross at a bus stop. | He asks: "Are you christian?"
The other answers: "Yes, I'm a catholic."
Then the first man says: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. They have support groups for cat addiction." | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2024-01-05T12:42:03 | 58 |
1dkpv6j | Kraggen | The toughest part about how I want to die… | …is deciding if the coroner should list the cause of death as assfixiation or muffocation. | 17 | 2.833213 | 8 | 2024-06-20T23:36:12 | 31 |
1cubg9q | Copyiyici123 | Why was the ghost too shy to go to the store? | It had no body to go with. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2024-05-17T17:42:23 | 20 |
x3p4f8 | YZXFILE | Police Station: You admit having broken into the same dress shop four times. What did you steal?” |
“A dress for my wife, but she made me change it three times.” | 49 | 3.89182 | 0 | 2022-09-02T01:56:45 | 36 |
17rzkuu | Vohn_Jogel64 | I asked David Duke how he got his whites so white... | "Inbreeding" he replied. | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2023-11-10T08:23:28 | 21 |
1621zq9 | WJMorris3 | I'm glad I didn't guess that Bob Barker would live to 100. | I would have overbid. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2023-08-26T18:01:28 | 24 |
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