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1	Cower in fear of your god Easy, I'm not afraid, and nothing that you say is going to make me fear things which I believe to be imaginary. Thankfully, our nation does not make laws based on your Phelpsian beliefs that god punishes the masses for the sins of others.
1	publicist confirms komodo dragon from 'skyfall' pregnant
0	5 must-try international takes on macaroni & cheese
0	yahoo's newfront pulses to steve aoki's edm beat
1	historical archives: weekley duel results
0	Men shouldn't be deciding because they can't get pregnant after being raped. When was the last time a man's life was ever at risk because his wife was pregnant?
0	trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms
1	area dad saw a great show on bigfoot last night
1	spanish authorities ask anyone with information about curbing endless cycle of nihilistic violence to come forward
0	osteoporosis: what does buying a purse have to do with it?
0	It is disappointing that you would continue with this mistake. I said that God is both knowable and unknowable. You simply think that equates to the same thing, and thus you argue against what you believe I say, rather than what I said.
1	ping-pong rules adjusted for girlfriend
0	george takei apologizes for calling clarence thomas a 'clown in blackface'
0	interior department aims to slice section from endangered species act
0	fox news meteorologist slams woman who said her legs are 'too fat'
1	man wishes women in crowded bar would let him read jane austen novel in peace
1	breaking: mrs. nichols also daniel's mom
0	'i gave up sex as a man in hollywood'
0	protecting america from its president
0	one app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone
1	impersonal trainer couldn't give a fuck what you do with those free weights
1	author of 'introduction to algebra' recalls textbook being rejected by 12 publishers before getting accepted
0	cross-shaped wwi monument declared unconstitutional
1	4-year-old's idea of barbie, ken marriage involves lots of head collisions
0	new york police fatally shoot unarmed black man on brooklyn street
1	Kronos, I get the impression sometimes that you are reading a whole different thread.
0	reuters journalists charged in myanmar after reporting on rohingya crisis
1	area man finally sees enough images of bare breasts for entire lifetime
1	pep talk laced with personal threats
0	stop referring to fathers as babysitters
0	tyson beckford recalls the craziness before shooting britney spears' 'toxic' video
0	donald trump was about to make jerry falwell, jr. education secretary. let that sink in.
0	8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go'
0	So why are you here? Do you have anything to offer of any substance?
0	suspected mh370 debris arrives in france for investigation
1	breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?
0	Just as you make certain assumptions that never change regarding evo, so does the Creationist hold that certain absolutes exist regarding Creation, such as a personal God created all that is. We understand science can't prove God which is a huge stumbling block for the evolutionist, but isn't one at all for us because we can see the spiritual which evades the scientific perspective at all levels of understanding. And ID would insist that it is evolution that's the atheistically motivated pseudo science, so we will continue to disagree there also.
1	Mmm, you have systematically ignored everyone who has disagreed with you; dismissing their disagreement as white privilege (I guess just hoping they were white much less thought they were privileged) and now... their bitter?
0	He was barred for presenting hard evidence against the Big Bang. Observable evidence. He was the head astronomer at Mt Carmel not just another astronomer. He was our best one.Being barred from the telescopes he was in charge of , being fired , and having to move to Germany is not what you consider suppression? I am not willing to discuss this with you anymore if you refuse to do it honestly. You can say anything.
0	the worst place in the world for a child
0	daily meditation: by the riverside
0	can we bring a glimmer of hope to syrians?
1	woman has few enough friends to consider confiding in sister
0	sleepy baby elephant picks one awful napping spot
0	can using this little-known spice actually make you eat less?
1	Watch out, Jim. She believes that the only good man is a neutered man. emoticonXIc
0	'black panther' success will help fund boys & girls clubs' stem centers
1	friend dishonorably discharged from navigation duties after missing exit
1	parched trump takes quick sip from pudding cup between talking points
1	Makes about as much sense as saying many of the car hating crowd (people who support such laws as car registration) also own cars. More evidence that your handlers have trained you to see the world in black and white.
1	At least now we know what happened to EZridden when he was young..
0	moms demand action, everytown flex grassroots muscle to defeat the nra's dangerous agenda
1	area man's knee making weird sound
0	dolores huerta calls out trump for treating latinos like 'newcomers'
0	how to look hot and stay cool in our favorite summer accessories
0	bill de blasio named a new schools chancellor. then the candidate backed out on live tv.
1	divorced man forced to get back down to dating weight
1	Not the best school system there although the Mayor has a nice car I hear emoticonXClown
1	inconsolable sarah palin opens up about sacha baron cohen betrayal to cardboard cutout of whoopi goldberg
0	kirsten gillibrand only regrets not calling for al franken to quit sooner
1	van morrison removed from rock and roll hall of fame following allegations he bet on album sales
0	how the u.k. government ignored offers to take in more lone children
1	expectant parents throw some values together at last minute
1	So you're a perfect clone of one your parents with zero copying errors? Amazing.
1	june mademoiselle to feature ten ways to flatten your tummy
1	inside: america rates the skin colors
0	justin timberlake's song of the summer gets a bone-shaking metal remix
0	iran protests: civil rights movement or revolution?
1	brian williams retreats to mountainside hut to meditate on fickle nature of truth
1	exasperated huckabee sanders reminds press corps that children under 14 can't feel pain
0	supporting grieving kids – an opportunity and an obligation
1	texans brace for president's response to hurricane
0	preview expiration test 2
0	divorcing parents: 10 questions to ask before fighting over the kids
1	So it's not safe to go to school because your teacher might kill you if you're late at turning in your homework? Incidents such as the shooter professor are incredibly rare; you'll find very few school teachers that were convicted of murder during a previous date, and released from prison due to a favor from a politician. But incidents like the one in the UK, where the aggressor is in less trouble than their intended victim, are far more common and close to the norm for the country. If you're attacked, you're guilty if you fight back and cause either harm or fear to the person attacking you. Even if they assault you with a deadly weapon, you're the guilty party if you manage to cause them any sort of harm.
0	in late-night dissent, justice breyer sounds off against solitary confinement
1	new forced-retirement community opens for local 60-year-olds
0	kristen stewart ditches her brunette locks for a bleached 'do
1	Do you have any New Testament passages to back these up - or were you just interested in having a rant?
1	porn actress very nearly appears to enjoy ejaculation in face
0	hotels with height: the world's ten best treetop stays
0	domestic abuse survivor gives young victims the support she wishes she had
1	mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit
0	does obstruction of justice trump possible russian collusion?
1	mother surprised son needs so much ammunition for first day of school
0	kourtney kardashian opens up about scott disick's rehab stay
1	george zimmerman wins florida state lottery
0	if state takeover of new orleans schools worked, act scores below 16 wouldn't be embarrassing
1	secretary of the ulterior clearly vying for better cabinet position
0	13 photos that capture the first moment between moms and their babies
0	zoomed out: an #alohahuffpost roundup
1	god quietly phasing holy ghost out of trinity
0	trump dished out fake news awards. twitter dished them right back at him.
1	voters glad they got hope in politicians out of system for next election cycle or two
0	ava duvernay on trump's america: 'art will be our weapon'
0	chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls'
1	So it is perfectly legal to shoot someone whom you think might possibly attack you in the future with a gun...seems if anything it is far more like removing the guns from people who can't be trusted with them.
0	the uk election: us lessons
1	Oh, right. And what would yours be? "We the humble people of the human species have decided to break away from Britan rule and form our own bubble community. No one has any rights whatsoever, and we restrict our citizens to living in bubbles because we cherish each life, from skin cells to bacteria to plants to embryos. In fact, we really have no purpose in life, we just life to not kill other lives.
0	this 1927 essay proves we've always worried about the future of books

1

Cower in fear of your god Easy, I'm not afraid, and nothing that you say is going to make me fear things which I believe to be imaginary. Thankfully, our nation does not make laws based on your Phelpsian beliefs that god punishes the masses for the sins of others.

1

publicist confirms komodo dragon from 'skyfall' pregnant

0

5 must-try international takes on macaroni & cheese

0

yahoo's newfront pulses to steve aoki's edm beat

1

historical archives: weekley duel results

0

Men shouldn't be deciding because they can't get pregnant after being raped. When was the last time a man's life was ever at risk because his wife was pregnant?

0

trump's ban on trans people in the armed forces is a call to arms

1

area dad saw a great show on bigfoot last night

1

spanish authorities ask anyone with information about curbing endless cycle of nihilistic violence to come forward

0

osteoporosis: what does buying a purse have to do with it?

0

It is disappointing that you would continue with this mistake. I said that God is both knowable and unknowable. You simply think that equates to the same thing, and thus you argue against what you believe I say, rather than what I said.

1

ping-pong rules adjusted for girlfriend

0

george takei apologizes for calling clarence thomas a 'clown in blackface'

0

interior department aims to slice section from endangered species act

0

fox news meteorologist slams woman who said her legs are 'too fat'

1

man wishes women in crowded bar would let him read jane austen novel in peace

1

breaking: mrs. nichols also daniel's mom

0

'i gave up sex as a man in hollywood'

0

protecting america from its president

0

one app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone

1

impersonal trainer couldn't give a fuck what you do with those free weights

1

author of 'introduction to algebra' recalls textbook being rejected by 12 publishers before getting accepted

0

cross-shaped wwi monument declared unconstitutional

1

4-year-old's idea of barbie, ken marriage involves lots of head collisions

0

new york police fatally shoot unarmed black man on brooklyn street

1

Kronos, I get the impression sometimes that you are reading a whole different thread.

0

reuters journalists charged in myanmar after reporting on rohingya crisis

1

area man finally sees enough images of bare breasts for entire lifetime

1

pep talk laced with personal threats

0

stop referring to fathers as babysitters

0

tyson beckford recalls the craziness before shooting britney spears' 'toxic' video

0

donald trump was about to make jerry falwell, jr. education secretary. let that sink in.

0

8 times the internet tried to explain the world with 'pokemon go'

0

So why are you here? Do you have anything to offer of any substance?

0

suspected mh370 debris arrives in france for investigation

1

breaking: do you think we're doing a good job?

0

Just as you make certain assumptions that never change regarding evo, so does the Creationist hold that certain absolutes exist regarding Creation, such as a personal God created all that is. We understand science can't prove God which is a huge stumbling block for the evolutionist, but isn't one at all for us because we can see the spiritual which evades the scientific perspective at all levels of understanding. And ID would insist that it is evolution that's the atheistically motivated pseudo science, so we will continue to disagree there also.

1

Mmm, you have systematically ignored everyone who has disagreed with you; dismissing their disagreement as white privilege (I guess just hoping they were white much less thought they were privileged) and now... their bitter?

0

He was barred for presenting hard evidence against the Big Bang. Observable evidence. He was the head astronomer at Mt Carmel not just another astronomer. He was our best one.Being barred from the telescopes he was in charge of , being fired , and having to move to Germany is not what you consider suppression? I am not willing to discuss this with you anymore if you refuse to do it honestly. You can say anything.

0

the worst place in the world for a child

0

daily meditation: by the riverside

0

can we bring a glimmer of hope to syrians?

1

woman has few enough friends to consider confiding in sister

0

sleepy baby elephant picks one awful napping spot

0

can using this little-known spice actually make you eat less?

1

Watch out, Jim. She believes that the only good man is a neutered man. emoticonXIc

0

'black panther' success will help fund boys & girls clubs' stem centers

1

friend dishonorably discharged from navigation duties after missing exit

1

parched trump takes quick sip from pudding cup between talking points

1

Makes about as much sense as saying many of the car hating crowd (people who support such laws as car registration) also own cars. More evidence that your handlers have trained you to see the world in black and white.

1

At least now we know what happened to EZridden when he was young..

0

moms demand action, everytown flex grassroots muscle to defeat the nra's dangerous agenda

1

area man's knee making weird sound

0

dolores huerta calls out trump for treating latinos like 'newcomers'

0

how to look hot and stay cool in our favorite summer accessories

0

bill de blasio named a new schools chancellor. then the candidate backed out on live tv.

1

divorced man forced to get back down to dating weight

1

Not the best school system there although the Mayor has a nice car I hear emoticonXClown

1

inconsolable sarah palin opens up about sacha baron cohen betrayal to cardboard cutout of whoopi goldberg

0

kirsten gillibrand only regrets not calling for al franken to quit sooner

1

van morrison removed from rock and roll hall of fame following allegations he bet on album sales

0

how the u.k. government ignored offers to take in more lone children

1

expectant parents throw some values together at last minute

1

So you're a perfect clone of one your parents with zero copying errors? Amazing.

1

june mademoiselle to feature ten ways to flatten your tummy

1

inside: america rates the skin colors

0

justin timberlake's song of the summer gets a bone-shaking metal remix

0

iran protests: civil rights movement or revolution?

1

brian williams retreats to mountainside hut to meditate on fickle nature of truth

1

exasperated huckabee sanders reminds press corps that children under 14 can't feel pain

0

supporting grieving kids – an opportunity and an obligation

1

texans brace for president's response to hurricane

0

preview expiration test 2

0

divorcing parents: 10 questions to ask before fighting over the kids

1

So it's not safe to go to school because your teacher might kill you if you're late at turning in your homework? Incidents such as the shooter professor are incredibly rare; you'll find very few school teachers that were convicted of murder during a previous date, and released from prison due to a favor from a politician. But incidents like the one in the UK, where the aggressor is in less trouble than their intended victim, are far more common and close to the norm for the country. If you're attacked, you're guilty if you fight back and cause either harm or fear to the person attacking you. Even if they assault you with a deadly weapon, you're the guilty party if you manage to cause them any sort of harm.

0

in late-night dissent, justice breyer sounds off against solitary confinement

1

new forced-retirement community opens for local 60-year-olds

0

kristen stewart ditches her brunette locks for a bleached 'do

1

Do you have any New Testament passages to back these up - or were you just interested in having a rant?

1

porn actress very nearly appears to enjoy ejaculation in face

0

hotels with height: the world's ten best treetop stays

0

domestic abuse survivor gives young victims the support she wishes she had

1

mom finally drunk enough to put on bathing suit

0

does obstruction of justice trump possible russian collusion?

1

mother surprised son needs so much ammunition for first day of school

0

kourtney kardashian opens up about scott disick's rehab stay

1

george zimmerman wins florida state lottery

0

if state takeover of new orleans schools worked, act scores below 16 wouldn't be embarrassing

1

secretary of the ulterior clearly vying for better cabinet position

0

13 photos that capture the first moment between moms and their babies

0

zoomed out: an #alohahuffpost roundup

1

god quietly phasing holy ghost out of trinity

0

trump dished out fake news awards. twitter dished them right back at him.

1

voters glad they got hope in politicians out of system for next election cycle or two

0

ava duvernay on trump's america: 'art will be our weapon'

0

chance the rapper leads chicago residents in a 'parade to the polls'

1

So it is perfectly legal to shoot someone whom you think might possibly attack you in the future with a gun...seems if anything it is far more like removing the guns from people who can't be trusted with them.

0

the uk election: us lessons

1

Oh, right. And what would yours be? "We the humble people of the human species have decided to break away from Britan rule and form our own bubble community. No one has any rights whatsoever, and we restrict our citizens to living in bubbles because we cherish each life, from skin cells to bacteria to plants to embryos. In fact, we really have no purpose in life, we just life to not kill other lives.

0

this 1927 essay proves we've always worried about the future of books