daniel2588/sarcasmdata · Datasets at Hugging Face

label int64 0 1	text stringlengths 7 1.31k
0	ctrl+ plus: a closer look at amc's halt and catch fire
1	caller enters remote backwaters of 1-800 automated messaging system
1	It's Satan, not Satin. And he's your daddy, not ours (John 8:44).
0	ricky gervais stands up for truth in the age of fake news
0	someone recut the 'elf' trailer as a thriller, and it's terrifying
0	mother's day -- more than once a year
0	indira gandhi: 30 years later, not a fond memory
1	coworker's girlfriend not as pretty as expected
0	margaret atwood's advice for young feminists: 'be informed, be aware'
0	And they can be. Increases in complexity are readily achieved via incremental change.
0	one court, indivisible, votes liberty and justice for all
0	london mayor sadiq khan reads hate tweets he receives in sxsw speech
0	gop lawmaker matt gaetz slams haiti: 'sheet metal and garbage' everywhere you look
1	report: more americans setting aside money in case of pr emergency
1	man somehow thinks he doesn't have enough alone time
0	justin bieber's latest 'carpool karaoke' is too hot
0	6 infants drown when migrant boat capsizes off greek island
0	fcc orders net neutrality to end in april
0	escaping the higher education stockholm syndrome
1	u.s. won't rule out escalating defense-sector profits from syria conflict
1	Here, Here! Credibility has been so undermined by hypocrisy and lies today that we shall soon look back to Nixon for the 'good 'ol days' of govt. integrity!
0	francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today
0	i tried these 4 meal kit services so you don't have to
1	malala can tell oxford paired her with roommate just because they're both nobel laureates
1	police report: sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count the super brutal ones
0	Doesn't that explain why manslaughter is like miscarriage, rather than why it is different?And Clerisian, you didn't seem to be arguing that the two were distinct, rather you appeared to say that pro-lifers did support charging mothers who miscarried with manslaughter (where the mother's actions, say, drinking heavily, were the cause of death).
0	proud son posts pic of folks who graduated college after addiction
0	the progressive 'legend of korra' finale made fans very happy
1	report: most effective marketing technique still giving out little versions of product
1	look at it: it's goddamn beautiful
0	conservatives to white working class: drop dead
0	And melting the entire surface of the earth and boiling the oceans. Even creationist who propose the nonsense that you spout admit that they have no way to explain where the heat went. In an effort to answer where the water went, they encounter the problem of explaining where the heat went.
1	nation wishes it could just once be reminded of preciousness of life without mass shooting
1	Yes when not hailing jesus, he likes to leave droppings here and there about the boards ...
1	jeb bush assures pipe-wielding thugs he'll have the delegates he promised them by next week
0	Rahm Emanuel for one. He seems to sum up the message very well. And then there's Carolyn McCarthy who actually introduced the bill that, if passed into law, would cancel your Second Amendment rights just because your name is on the no fly list. Just two names, perhaps, but they're the names of people in a very powerful and dangerous position, capable of making very bad things happen.
0	hey, female directors, steven spielberg has some good news for you
0	emma stone ruled the red carpet in a jumpsuit
0	dog brothers can't get enough of their new duckling siblings
1	delta plane jettisons dozens of comfort animals midflight following policy changes
0	the world's oldest living cat has died
1	underworld health organization launches initiative to improve incubus immortality rate
0	It is an acronym for 'Y'oung 'E'arth 'C'reationist. In other words... someone who believes that the earth is only 6,000 - 10,000 years old and was created in six days by a being known as God.
0	vr pioneer chris milk: virtual reality will mirror life like nothing else before
0	don't ask me to 'get over' my history with breast cancer
0	stage door: lypsinka! the trilogy, billy & ray, mozart's the magic flute
1	new liver complains of difficulty working with lou reed
0	18 things that whisk us back to the summers of our youth
0	nobody watched matthew mcconaughey's forgotten youtube channel until now
1	I was being 1astic to a gargantuan degree. Why you little rebel, you! Are you proposing that individuals should choose the spiritual dicta we agree with and toss those that don't make sense?
1	college administrators hold candlelight vigil to honor donor lost in mishandled rape case
0	young voters in donald trump's counties are especially positive about america's direction
1	academy to give runners-up detailed progress reports outlining where stars can improve
0	gq expertly spoofs vanity fair with their annual comedy issue cover
0	this man's proposal to his boyfriend is a musical moment you need to see to believe
1	poll finds 23% of americans would vote for jeb bush if candidate standing right next to them in voting booth
0	icelandic prime minister abruptly ends interview after tax scandal question
1	painted-over spot on public bathroom wall must conceal some really fucked-up graffiti
0	when our tears become medicine
1	study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day
0	the damaging belief that's keeping you from finding calm
1	baltimore residents urged to stay indoors until social progress naturally takes its course over next century
1	curly fry inventor strikes out with curly veal
0	what happened when my daughter asked for a bra
0	dogs in asia: doctors not dinner
1	u.s. funneling arms to dissident angel group in effort to topple god
0	this labor day let's rethink the texas miracle
0	Good old monkeys! What can't we learn from them :)Since we are in the Creation vs Evolution section I'm guessing that your debate here is that monkeys and humans show some similar ways of thinking such as in this experiment. It does seem like further evidence that evolution did take place between our two species although it isn't a case cracker by any means.
1	V.P.C. once again I am shocked and awed. Why no mention of our fearless atf's and the agents they caused to be killed. And all the Mexican citizens they have caused to be killed? Oh wait if the vpc did that it would be kinda like jumping outta bed with your partner. SPECIAL NOTE: Some ATF agents are fearless. Drug War Victims Drug WarRant These are a few of the one known about.It works both way's Brady and more our way much more.
0	But there is evidence that we do evolve. I'll give you an example. In areas of west Africa where malaria is endemic there is an allele of hemoglobin that confers resistance when heterozygous. In other environments that allele is not beneficial and is, in fact, deleterious. It is fatal when homozygous. Now according to evolutionary theory such an allele should decline where it offers no benefit. Studies show that this allele is less frequent by about 2 percentage points in Americans of west African ancestry.
1	ALL of the schools' standards "force the schools to teach a certain way", don't they? Should we abolish all school standards? Or are you just propagandizing THIS issue with a skewed perspective?
0	donald trump's assault on our values
1	facebook: 'identifying hate speech is difficult because some posts actually make pretty interesting points'
1	new documentary reveals seaworld forced orca whales to perform nude
0	donald trump's theory on catching hackers gives cybersecurity pros the giggles
0	woman stops alleged bank robber by crashing into him
0	'black panther' passes the $500-million mark at the box office
0	surprise, surprise: christopher nolan is not a fan of netflix
0	gorgeous new nasa image shows earth 'rising' over the moon
1	pentagon loses hard drive with all the movies on it
0	'twin peaks' finally resolves that terrifying cliffhanger
0	ben carson says college protests against racism could spark 'anarchy'
0	mike pompeo's anti-gay views should disqualify him
0	The evidence shows that reptiles did give rise to birds, but nothing shows monkeys became humans. Monkeys are far to evolved in their own way to give rise to us.
1	Like they said in the article, you can have a campaign against marrige because it hurts women because of domestic abusers, you can say the baseball hurts men, because many of them get hurt. But most of the time its a great thing. Why then, would you suggest something so abusrd as to abortion hurts women. Most of the time, abortion lets women let go of that big weight thats holding them back and prusue their dreams, and live a happy life. Since when has AntiAbortionists cared about women? Can someone fill me in here?
0	mark ruffalo in infinitely polar bear
1	california to allow prisoners to serve sentences online
0	According to Gallup about 8% of the U.S. population is atheist. Another poll by CUNY found that 7.7% of those polled responded that they had no religion.
0	Oh, there's no hypocrisy involved, just you being your usual self and not even looking at the actual information (or, more likely, looking at the information and then deliberately playing dumb).
0	And with the possible exception of collecting, Australian licensing laws allow all of the above. I should know I have lived and shot over there. The idea of such laws is to remove weapons from those who have no good reason to own such things, and put extra safety restrictions on those who do.For the record, I do not actually agree with such stringent measures myself. But I don't think your argument really holds water. And to make such associations with tyranny is exagerated to say the least.
0	'wonder woman' shatters box office with biggest female director opening. ever.
1	thing distracting you from healthy, self-actualized lifestyle garners 240 emmy nominations
0	here are ways to express your feelings on trumpcare
0	5 lessons from a twenty-something divorcée
1	nation's wildlife fleeing to canada
1	mom in nightgown mode
1	dr. scholl's introduces new freeze-away toe remover
1	vocalist leaves journey tribute band over creative differences
0	passengers 'lashing out' at scott pruitt justify first-class travel, new epa memo says
1	no complaints if a remake of 'emma' with jon hamm and emily blunt got thrown our way, nation's girlfriends report

0

ctrl+ plus: a closer look at amc's halt and catch fire

1

caller enters remote backwaters of 1-800 automated messaging system

1

It's Satan, not Satin. And he's your daddy, not ours (John 8:44).

0

ricky gervais stands up for truth in the age of fake news

0

someone recut the 'elf' trailer as a thriller, and it's terrifying

0

mother's day -- more than once a year

0

indira gandhi: 30 years later, not a fond memory

1

coworker's girlfriend not as pretty as expected

0

margaret atwood's advice for young feminists: 'be informed, be aware'

0

And they can be. Increases in complexity are readily achieved via incremental change.

0

one court, indivisible, votes liberty and justice for all

0

london mayor sadiq khan reads hate tweets he receives in sxsw speech

0

gop lawmaker matt gaetz slams haiti: 'sheet metal and garbage' everywhere you look

1

report: more americans setting aside money in case of pr emergency

1

man somehow thinks he doesn't have enough alone time

0

justin bieber's latest 'carpool karaoke' is too hot

0

6 infants drown when migrant boat capsizes off greek island

0

fcc orders net neutrality to end in april

0

escaping the higher education stockholm syndrome

1

u.s. won't rule out escalating defense-sector profits from syria conflict

1

Here, Here! Credibility has been so undermined by hypocrisy and lies today that we shall soon look back to Nixon for the 'good 'ol days' of govt. integrity!

0

francis ford coppola says 'the godfather' wouldn't get made today

0

i tried these 4 meal kit services so you don't have to

1

malala can tell oxford paired her with roommate just because they're both nobel laureates

1

police report: sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count the super brutal ones

0

Doesn't that explain why manslaughter is like miscarriage, rather than why it is different?And Clerisian, you didn't seem to be arguing that the two were distinct, rather you appeared to say that pro-lifers did support charging mothers who miscarried with manslaughter (where the mother's actions, say, drinking heavily, were the cause of death).

0

proud son posts pic of folks who graduated college after addiction

0

the progressive 'legend of korra' finale made fans very happy

1

report: most effective marketing technique still giving out little versions of product

1

look at it: it's goddamn beautiful

0

conservatives to white working class: drop dead

0

And melting the entire surface of the earth and boiling the oceans. Even creationist who propose the nonsense that you spout admit that they have no way to explain where the heat went. In an effort to answer where the water went, they encounter the problem of explaining where the heat went.

1

nation wishes it could just once be reminded of preciousness of life without mass shooting

1

Yes when not hailing jesus, he likes to leave droppings here and there about the boards ...

1

jeb bush assures pipe-wielding thugs he'll have the delegates he promised them by next week

0

Rahm Emanuel for one. He seems to sum up the message very well. And then there's Carolyn McCarthy who actually introduced the bill that, if passed into law, would cancel your Second Amendment rights just because your name is on the no fly list. Just two names, perhaps, but they're the names of people in a very powerful and dangerous position, capable of making very bad things happen.

0

hey, female directors, steven spielberg has some good news for you

0

emma stone ruled the red carpet in a jumpsuit

0

dog brothers can't get enough of their new duckling siblings

1

delta plane jettisons dozens of comfort animals midflight following policy changes

0

the world's oldest living cat has died

1

underworld health organization launches initiative to improve incubus immortality rate

0

It is an acronym for 'Y'oung 'E'arth 'C'reationist. In other words... someone who believes that the earth is only 6,000 - 10,000 years old and was created in six days by a being known as God.

0

vr pioneer chris milk: virtual reality will mirror life like nothing else before

0

don't ask me to 'get over' my history with breast cancer

0

stage door: lypsinka! the trilogy, billy & ray, mozart's the magic flute

1

new liver complains of difficulty working with lou reed

0

18 things that whisk us back to the summers of our youth

0

nobody watched matthew mcconaughey's forgotten youtube channel until now

1

I was being 1astic to a gargantuan degree. Why you little rebel, you! Are you proposing that individuals should choose the spiritual dicta we agree with and toss those that don't make sense?

1

college administrators hold candlelight vigil to honor donor lost in mishandled rape case

0

young voters in donald trump's counties are especially positive about america's direction

1

academy to give runners-up detailed progress reports outlining where stars can improve

0

gq expertly spoofs vanity fair with their annual comedy issue cover

0

this man's proposal to his boyfriend is a musical moment you need to see to believe

1

poll finds 23% of americans would vote for jeb bush if candidate standing right next to them in voting booth

0

icelandic prime minister abruptly ends interview after tax scandal question

1

painted-over spot on public bathroom wall must conceal some really fucked-up graffiti

0

when our tears become medicine

1

study: average father thinks about sealing in meat's juices 4 to 5 hours a day

0

the damaging belief that's keeping you from finding calm

1

baltimore residents urged to stay indoors until social progress naturally takes its course over next century

1

curly fry inventor strikes out with curly veal

0

what happened when my daughter asked for a bra

0

dogs in asia: doctors not dinner

1

u.s. funneling arms to dissident angel group in effort to topple god

0

this labor day let's rethink the texas miracle

0

Good old monkeys! What can't we learn from them :)Since we are in the Creation vs Evolution section I'm guessing that your debate here is that monkeys and humans show some similar ways of thinking such as in this experiment. It does seem like further evidence that evolution did take place between our two species although it isn't a case cracker by any means.

1

V.P.C. once again I am shocked and awed. Why no mention of our fearless atf's and the agents they caused to be killed. And all the Mexican citizens they have caused to be killed? Oh wait if the vpc did that it would be kinda like jumping outta bed with your partner. SPECIAL NOTE: Some ATF agents are fearless. Drug War Victims Drug WarRant These are a few of the one known about.It works both way's Brady and more our way much more.

0

But there is evidence that we do evolve. I'll give you an example. In areas of west Africa where malaria is endemic there is an allele of hemoglobin that confers resistance when heterozygous. In other environments that allele is not beneficial and is, in fact, deleterious. It is fatal when homozygous. Now according to evolutionary theory such an allele should decline where it offers no benefit. Studies show that this allele is less frequent by about 2 percentage points in Americans of west African ancestry.

1

ALL of the schools' standards "force the schools to teach a certain way", don't they? Should we abolish all school standards? Or are you just propagandizing THIS issue with a skewed perspective?

0

donald trump's assault on our values

1

facebook: 'identifying hate speech is difficult because some posts actually make pretty interesting points'

1

new documentary reveals seaworld forced orca whales to perform nude

0

donald trump's theory on catching hackers gives cybersecurity pros the giggles

0

woman stops alleged bank robber by crashing into him

0

'black panther' passes the $500-million mark at the box office

0

surprise, surprise: christopher nolan is not a fan of netflix

0

gorgeous new nasa image shows earth 'rising' over the moon

1

pentagon loses hard drive with all the movies on it

0

'twin peaks' finally resolves that terrifying cliffhanger

0

ben carson says college protests against racism could spark 'anarchy'

0

mike pompeo's anti-gay views should disqualify him

0

The evidence shows that reptiles did give rise to birds, but nothing shows monkeys became humans. Monkeys are far to evolved in their own way to give rise to us.

1

Like they said in the article, you can have a campaign against marrige because it hurts women because of domestic abusers, you can say the baseball hurts men, because many of them get hurt. But most of the time its a great thing. Why then, would you suggest something so abusrd as to abortion hurts women. Most of the time, abortion lets women let go of that big weight thats holding them back and prusue their dreams, and live a happy life. Since when has AntiAbortionists cared about women? Can someone fill me in here?

0

mark ruffalo in infinitely polar bear

1

california to allow prisoners to serve sentences online

0

According to Gallup about 8% of the U.S. population is atheist. Another poll by CUNY found that 7.7% of those polled responded that they had no religion.

0

Oh, there's no hypocrisy involved, just you being your usual self and not even looking at the actual information (or, more likely, looking at the information and then deliberately playing dumb).

0

And with the possible exception of collecting, Australian licensing laws allow all of the above. I should know I have lived and shot over there. The idea of such laws is to remove weapons from those who have no good reason to own such things, and put extra safety restrictions on those who do.For the record, I do not actually agree with such stringent measures myself. But I don't think your argument really holds water. And to make such associations with tyranny is exagerated to say the least.

0

'wonder woman' shatters box office with biggest female director opening. ever.

1

thing distracting you from healthy, self-actualized lifestyle garners 240 emmy nominations

0

here are ways to express your feelings on trumpcare

0

5 lessons from a twenty-something divorcée

1

nation's wildlife fleeing to canada

1

mom in nightgown mode

1

dr. scholl's introduces new freeze-away toe remover

1

vocalist leaves journey tribute band over creative differences

0

passengers 'lashing out' at scott pruitt justify first-class travel, new epa memo says

1

no complaints if a remake of 'emma' with jon hamm and emily blunt got thrown our way, nation's girlfriends report