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1	new bin laden tape contains three previously unreleased monologues
0	ebola in sierra leone: 'it reminded me of a conflict zone'
1	doctors restore ken burns' full-color vision after removing massive tumor from filmmaker's visual cortex
0	college kicker's video proves his twitter haters wrong — and it's good!
1	biologists confirm foxes sneakiest little fuckers in animal kingdom
0	seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized
0	advice for the man who asks me to marry him
0	In my reading of the Declaration (and using the 1st. Amendment as a filter) it doesn't matter who or what the founders meant by "Creator." The conlusion is the same; regardless. Namely; The fact that the founders considered our basic rights to be inherrent.
0	this artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist
0	I googled your signature, and I found this just before your quote mine: "Some of the most mythic of scientific notions lie in the realm of evolutionary biology. Evolution the proposition that all organisms are related is as highly verified a thesis as can be found in science. Subjected to close scrutiny from all angles for over a century now, evolution emerges as the only naturalistic explanation we have of the twin patterns of similarity and diversity that pervade all life. The basic notion that life has evolved is as certain as the existence of gravity or the idea that the earth is spheroidal. We call such highly verified notions facts when they consistently escape all attempts to prove them false. Evolution is no myth."Finally, please present evidence.
0	No. I am a student and I personally don't have much money. So how could I help them? I have very limited money of my own. I help when I can, but sometimes with my present finances I can't do much. If I had enough money, as I assume you do, than yes I would help them as much as I could. This is just an example of where people feel compassion. And as I have said before, Dawkin's has trouble explaining how the universal feelings could come about through evolution. We would not expect mutated pondscum to produce feelings and morals, ethics, etc.
0	satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is
0	pretty little liars 501: "escape from new york"
0	The average global temperature follows a sinusoidal pattern, the general consensus is we are supposed to be approaching a peak. Projections show that instead of peaking, there will be continue to be an increase in average global temperature which exceeds that of the peak 4000 years previous.
0	cancer, cinema, crowdfunding and twitter
0	And the wonders all around us show us how. . .
0	female former franken staffers say he was a 'champion for women'
0	caitlyn jenner will get candid with diane sawyer once again
0	the fbi just blasted reporting on the san bernardino killings
1	masochistic toilet craving hot piss
1	facebook algorithm mortified it has to deliver up so much embarrassing news about own company
0	these #ionceoverheard tweets will make you feel like a genius
1	fox searchlight purchases two hours of super bowl air time to advertise entirety of the ringer
1	kleenex box inadequately covered
1	mass e-mail only has four recipients
1	Actually what sank that debate was a bunch of paleontologists from K state who started arguing for punctuated equilibrium. That was pretty much the end. I remember one board member was quoted as saying "These are public schools. We are luck if we can teach the kids to read"
1	german fairy tale ends predictably
0	jared kushner mercilessly mocked over reported security clearance downgrade
1	man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips
0	police arrest mother of newborn found buried alive
1	first grandma, treasury secretary geithner up all night talking, laughing
1	slight inconvenience avoided
1	Never thought of that. If that "person" has rights, do they have responsibilities? Could a fetus be charged for causing toxemia? How about suing the little tyke for giving mom varicose veins and stretch marks?
0	restaurants open on thanksgiving 2014
0	leave no person with disabilities behind
0	ambitious test on tap for real-life 'flying saucer'
1	10-year-old yelling at mom to watch cannonball while she's trying to scope out younger men at pool
1	self-conscious panda swears it overheard zookeeper refer to it as 'giant'
0	empire of destruction
1	area man takes metallica audio tour of art museum
0	christian resistance to trump is growing
0	apple will turn next iphone into wallet
1	'with binomials, just remember foil,' reports man keeping teens from having sex between 2:30 and 3:20
1	flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314
0	7 drawings that prove beauty is everywhere
0	live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in
0	meth production in illinois sees decrease after four-year increase
0	9 parenting lessons we've learned from kate middleton
0	the 5 tax mistakes you're making right now
1	historians reveal thousands of immigrants were forced to change hairstyle at ellis island
0	8 adorable dogs playing in the snow
0	'catfishing' over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle
0	barbra streisand says it was 'heartbreaking' to see hillary clinton lose the election
1	I thought you had vowed never to post in this forum again. ????? I suppose with your views on divorce, your wedding vows have as much weight as your vow not to post here.
1	john kerry sits in shadows of kiev café awaiting woman known only as dasha
1	david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants
1	museum of television and radio acquires rare 'caroline in the city' episode
1	buyer of $450 million da vinci painting sort of assumed it would come with frame
1	My point stands, just because you can't get it has no impact at all on its validity. YouTube - The jokes on you...
1	child clinging to daddy's leg like it's helicopter evacuating saigon
0	Actually, that story was an invention after the fact. It never happened. At least that is what the witnesses who were there said. Why do christians feel that it is OK to invent such stories to support their point? Isn't that lying? Isn't lying wrong?
0	But wouldn't the biochemical similarities speak for themselves? That is, does one have to believe that the two specimens (which share biochemical similarities) evolved in order to infer that they will respond similarly to antibiotics? The observable facts of the similarities would seem sufficient (and more scientific?).
0	So country by country, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. And this pleases you, why? emoticonXFrazzled
0	gop congressman who revived obamacare repeal faces rage at rowdy town hall
0	Possibly we have a false sense of security based on their roles as public servants. However, I think there is no oath of office or creed that can be required of any candidate that will negate a person's propensity toward dishonesty or criminal behavior...if they have one. I have little doubt that some become policemen to enjoy the power over others. I have had encounters with rogue cops...similar to the patrolman that Palin's family fears. Policemen have private lives and private woes that affect their behavior. They are paid meagerly (I think) for the dangers they put themselves in. Many work second jobs to earn more money...and I am fairly confident that the temptation to make even more money, legally or not, is always there.
0	5 extreme things the common core has done to children in the past 5 years, according to opponents
1	husband pretty sure he hooked up gas stove correctly
1	mike pence criticizes venezuela's use of torture, starvation on non-homosexual citizens
0	the final indian war in america about to begin
1	michael jackson's reputation for punctuality in ruins
0	Well, HRC estimates that the costs would be negligable and that some governments would actually save money. They site many studies on the issue, which I have not taken the time to look up, as I think this sort of statistic is worthless. It is unreasonable to ask same-sex couples to pay for the marriage of opposite-sex couples without asking opposite-sex couples to return this payment. Still, you seem very concerned about it, so I will provide this link:http://www.hrc.org/Template.cfm?Sect...entDisplay.cfmIt is an interest group in favor of gay rights, yes, but that doesn't make them wrong. I did have a link to an actual study on the topic, but I cannot seem to find it. I'm sure if I scoured the Internet more, I could come up with something.
0	Yes, I certainly did consider these risks, and the risks at the time were far higher for continuing pregnancy than getting an abortion.
1	millions of shrimp airlifted from oil spill disaster zone
1	museum's audio guide informs visitors how much more they getting out of experience than others
1	nascar logo slowly creeping across u.s.
0	I learned a few things from the post. The author claimed "most households don't have guns". According to 1997 stats, 25% of ALL US adults owned firearms. If you assume that there are typically two adults per household, that means 50% of households have guns, so the statement is false. On a personal note, someone tried to break into my brother's apartment shortly after he was married. He quickly opened the door, yelled "freeze MFer or I'll blow your head off!" while holding a short-barrelled shotgun and watched the perp #### himself. being half asleep and in possession of a slightly modified shotgun, my brother didn't call the cops to report this self-defensive use of a firearm.
1	mayor of phoenix apologizes for naming berlin germany of 1941 as sister city
0	these award-winning wedding photos stand out from the pack
0	Instant Tea Blog Archive Divorce rates higher in states with amendments banning gay marriage Check out the stats at the above link.
1	romney still in hot water after reading gop platform verbatim
0	disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago
1	sighing banksy methodically kills another few kids who stumbled upon him doing graffiti
0	Just like the Brady Campaign. Often when trying to paint concealed carry holders as dangerous individuals, most instances they cite either never had a concealed carry permit to begin with, or the matters of the case were instances that lacked mens-rea and weren't crimes to begin with.
0	wedding of jew, muslim draws protesters shouting 'death to arabs'
0	6 incredible photos that show the world we need to protect
0	jimmy kimmel brings tourists into oscars for highly entertaining bit
0	military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate
1	gay gene isolated, ostracized
1	paul hogan admits he's still searching for that one career-defining role
0	this may explain why you can't stop hitting the snooze
0	No. The pot should not have rights. You, however, should stop dropping acid :)
0	a 'very gassy baby's' letter to a new mom, circa 1980
0	super bowl 2015: to cheat or not to cheat
1	grandma pulls pudding roll-ups from recesses of cupboard
1	going to bed last thing tempurpedic ceo wants to think about after long day at work
0	this week in...:the confusing and controversial tpp
1	white couple admires fall colors
0	these 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor
1	unclear if shirtless man in black-and-white film once considered attractive
0	And one of these assumption has not been proven incorrect.

1

new bin laden tape contains three previously unreleased monologues

0

ebola in sierra leone: 'it reminded me of a conflict zone'

1

doctors restore ken burns' full-color vision after removing massive tumor from filmmaker's visual cortex

0

college kicker's video proves his twitter haters wrong — and it's good!

1

biologists confirm foxes sneakiest little fuckers in animal kingdom

0

seahawks player hugs ref after fumble-return touchdown, is promptly penalized

0

advice for the man who asks me to marry him

0

In my reading of the Declaration (and using the 1st. Amendment as a filter) it doesn't matter who or what the founders meant by "Creator." The conlusion is the same; regardless. Namely; The fact that the founders considered our basic rights to be inherrent.

0

this artist gives renaissance-style sculptures a goofy modern twist

0

I googled your signature, and I found this just before your quote mine: "Some of the most mythic of scientific notions lie in the realm of evolutionary biology. Evolution the proposition that all organisms are related is as highly verified a thesis as can be found in science. Subjected to close scrutiny from all angles for over a century now, evolution emerges as the only naturalistic explanation we have of the twin patterns of similarity and diversity that pervade all life. The basic notion that life has evolved is as certain as the existence of gravity or the idea that the earth is spheroidal. We call such highly verified notions facts when they consistently escape all attempts to prove them false. Evolution is no myth."Finally, please present evidence.

0

No. I am a student and I personally don't have much money. So how could I help them? I have very limited money of my own. I help when I can, but sometimes with my present finances I can't do much. If I had enough money, as I assume you do, than yes I would help them as much as I could. This is just an example of where people feel compassion. And as I have said before, Dawkin's has trouble explaining how the universal feelings could come about through evolution. We would not expect mutated pondscum to produce feelings and morals, ethics, etc.

0

satirical video highlights how white and male dominated hollywood truly is

0

pretty little liars 501: "escape from new york"

0

The average global temperature follows a sinusoidal pattern, the general consensus is we are supposed to be approaching a peak. Projections show that instead of peaking, there will be continue to be an increase in average global temperature which exceeds that of the peak 4000 years previous.

0

cancer, cinema, crowdfunding and twitter

0

And the wonders all around us show us how. . .

0

female former franken staffers say he was a 'champion for women'

0

caitlyn jenner will get candid with diane sawyer once again

0

the fbi just blasted reporting on the san bernardino killings

1

masochistic toilet craving hot piss

1

facebook algorithm mortified it has to deliver up so much embarrassing news about own company

0

these #ionceoverheard tweets will make you feel like a genius

1

fox searchlight purchases two hours of super bowl air time to advertise entirety of the ringer

1

kleenex box inadequately covered

1

mass e-mail only has four recipients

1

Actually what sank that debate was a bunch of paleontologists from K state who started arguing for punctuated equilibrium. That was pretty much the end. I remember one board member was quoted as saying "These are public schools. We are luck if we can teach the kids to read"

1

german fairy tale ends predictably

0

jared kushner mercilessly mocked over reported security clearance downgrade

1

man's relationship advice same as his hunting tips

0

police arrest mother of newborn found buried alive

1

first grandma, treasury secretary geithner up all night talking, laughing

1

slight inconvenience avoided

1

Never thought of that. If that "person" has rights, do they have responsibilities? Could a fetus be charged for causing toxemia? How about suing the little tyke for giving mom varicose veins and stretch marks?

0

restaurants open on thanksgiving 2014

0

leave no person with disabilities behind

0

ambitious test on tap for real-life 'flying saucer'

1

10-year-old yelling at mom to watch cannonball while she's trying to scope out younger men at pool

1

self-conscious panda swears it overheard zookeeper refer to it as 'giant'

0

empire of destruction

1

area man takes metallica audio tour of art museum

0

christian resistance to trump is growing

0

apple will turn next iphone into wallet

1

'with binomials, just remember foil,' reports man keeping teens from having sex between 2:30 and 3:20

1

flaming bag of shit intended for apartment 314

0

7 drawings that prove beauty is everywhere

0

live election coverage: watch as midterm results pour in

0

meth production in illinois sees decrease after four-year increase

0

9 parenting lessons we've learned from kate middleton

0

the 5 tax mistakes you're making right now

1

historians reveal thousands of immigrants were forced to change hairstyle at ellis island

0

8 adorable dogs playing in the snow

0

'catfishing' over love interest might have spurred uva gang-rape debacle

0

barbra streisand says it was 'heartbreaking' to see hillary clinton lose the election

1

I thought you had vowed never to post in this forum again. ????? I suppose with your views on divorce, your wedding vows have as much weight as your vow not to post here.

1

john kerry sits in shadows of kiev café awaiting woman known only as dasha

1

david crosby shows photo of dwarven blacksmith to barber to give idea of what he wants

1

museum of television and radio acquires rare 'caroline in the city' episode

1

buyer of $450 million da vinci painting sort of assumed it would come with frame

1

My point stands, just because you can't get it has no impact at all on its validity. YouTube - The jokes on you...

1

child clinging to daddy's leg like it's helicopter evacuating saigon

0

Actually, that story was an invention after the fact. It never happened. At least that is what the witnesses who were there said. Why do christians feel that it is OK to invent such stories to support their point? Isn't that lying? Isn't lying wrong?

0

But wouldn't the biochemical similarities speak for themselves? That is, does one have to believe that the two specimens (which share biochemical similarities) evolved in order to infer that they will respond similarly to antibiotics? The observable facts of the similarities would seem sufficient (and more scientific?).

0

So country by country, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. And this pleases you, why? emoticonXFrazzled

0

gop congressman who revived obamacare repeal faces rage at rowdy town hall

0

Possibly we have a false sense of security based on their roles as public servants. However, I think there is no oath of office or creed that can be required of any candidate that will negate a person's propensity toward dishonesty or criminal behavior...if they have one. I have little doubt that some become policemen to enjoy the power over others. I have had encounters with rogue cops...similar to the patrolman that Palin's family fears. Policemen have private lives and private woes that affect their behavior. They are paid meagerly (I think) for the dangers they put themselves in. Many work second jobs to earn more money...and I am fairly confident that the temptation to make even more money, legally or not, is always there.

0

5 extreme things the common core has done to children in the past 5 years, according to opponents

1

husband pretty sure he hooked up gas stove correctly

1

mike pence criticizes venezuela's use of torture, starvation on non-homosexual citizens

0

the final indian war in america about to begin

1

michael jackson's reputation for punctuality in ruins

0

Well, HRC estimates that the costs would be negligable and that some governments would actually save money. They site many studies on the issue, which I have not taken the time to look up, as I think this sort of statistic is worthless. It is unreasonable to ask same-sex couples to pay for the marriage of opposite-sex couples without asking opposite-sex couples to return this payment. Still, you seem very concerned about it, so I will provide this link:http://www.hrc.org/Template.cfm?Sect...entDisplay.cfmIt is an interest group in favor of gay rights, yes, but that doesn't make them wrong. I did have a link to an actual study on the topic, but I cannot seem to find it. I'm sure if I scoured the Internet more, I could come up with something.

0

Yes, I certainly did consider these risks, and the risks at the time were far higher for continuing pregnancy than getting an abortion.

1

millions of shrimp airlifted from oil spill disaster zone

1

museum's audio guide informs visitors how much more they getting out of experience than others

1

nascar logo slowly creeping across u.s.

0

I learned a few things from the post. The author claimed "most households don't have guns". According to 1997 stats, 25% of ALL US adults owned firearms. If you assume that there are typically two adults per household, that means 50% of households have guns, so the statement is false. On a personal note, someone tried to break into my brother's apartment shortly after he was married. He quickly opened the door, yelled "freeze MFer or I'll blow your head off!" while holding a short-barrelled shotgun and watched the perp #### himself. being half asleep and in possession of a slightly modified shotgun, my brother didn't call the cops to report this self-defensive use of a firearm.

1

mayor of phoenix apologizes for naming berlin germany of 1941 as sister city

0

these award-winning wedding photos stand out from the pack

0

Instant Tea Blog Archive Divorce rates higher in states with amendments banning gay marriage Check out the stats at the above link.

1

romney still in hot water after reading gop platform verbatim

0

disaster movies are tame compared to what happened 3.3 billion years ago

1

sighing banksy methodically kills another few kids who stumbled upon him doing graffiti

0

Just like the Brady Campaign. Often when trying to paint concealed carry holders as dangerous individuals, most instances they cite either never had a concealed carry permit to begin with, or the matters of the case were instances that lacked mens-rea and weren't crimes to begin with.

0

wedding of jew, muslim draws protesters shouting 'death to arabs'

0

6 incredible photos that show the world we need to protect

0

jimmy kimmel brings tourists into oscars for highly entertaining bit

0

military prosecutor: senate report on cia interrogation program is accurate

1

gay gene isolated, ostracized

1

paul hogan admits he's still searching for that one career-defining role

0

this may explain why you can't stop hitting the snooze

0

No. The pot should not have rights. You, however, should stop dropping acid :)

0

a 'very gassy baby's' letter to a new mom, circa 1980

0

super bowl 2015: to cheat or not to cheat

1

grandma pulls pudding roll-ups from recesses of cupboard

1

going to bed last thing tempurpedic ceo wants to think about after long day at work

0

this week in...:the confusing and controversial tpp

1

white couple admires fall colors

0

these 6 selena cards will make your valentine feel como la flor

1

unclear if shirtless man in black-and-white film once considered attractive

0

And one of these assumption has not been proven incorrect.