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1	qaddafi asks closest advisers if they think he's a bad person
0	marvel shares first look at netflix's 'daredevil'
1	How gracious of you. I have not asked you to assume any morality when debating whether my morality is correct. Implying circularity is merely the excuse you've chosen.
0	desperate fossil fuel interests seek to undermine clean energy choices in communities of color
1	those we lost in 2011
1	study: average american has over 9 million imagined sexual partners in lifetime
1	nation would rather think about 9/11 than anything from subsequent 10 years
1	parking lot attendant seemingly unaware new day a gift from god
1	Lemme guess, in real life you're a lawyer, correct? You must be because you're extremely hypertechnical to the point of absurdity. It doesn't matter what you call them, be it criminal or gang member of dope dealer or home invader, if somebody breaks the law then they're a criminal and it's as simple as that. Seriously dude, you're trying to get off on a technicality here. Like a lawyer trying to argue "Your honor my client isn't a prostitute, she's a female escort". Doesn't matter what you call it or what you try to pass it off as, a criminal is a criminal regardless of what their formal title is. So which is Ripskar, do criminals have guns and are likely to shoot you in the face and kill you, or do they not have guns at all. It's one or the other, it can't be both.
0	this woman gave cellulite a perfect nickname
0	9 ways you're driving flight attendants insane
0	lightning strikes at german music festival injures scores
1	teen's natural drive to murder sexual rivals successfully channeled into 'super smash bros.' victory
1	I think the court decision in Nunn vs. State of Georgia did the best summation of this right!" Yeah, all liberals love overturned court cases that never saw the light through the appeals process. I think Ohio and it's Constitution finally prevailed and now they carry open or concealed.You wasn't on that Cessna were you?
1	report: getting out of bed in morning sharply increases risk of things getting even worse
0	number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly
1	r. kelly releases emotional new song thanking fans for continued acceptance of sex crimes
1	study finds no logical reason why planes fly
0	Actually, the black morph was always dominant. Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of the word dominant in biology. Perhaps that is why you talk nonsense. And why did you find it necessary to repeat what had already been said, and in fact what you had quoted?
1	new comic features aquaman as 45-year-old single father to troubled flounder
0	donald trump effigies burn across mexico in easter ritual
1	member of book group just loved this book a little less is all
1	17-year-old thinks she's getting into photography
1	white house increases number of asylum seekers allowed to enter spike-filled refugee compactor
0	rupert murdoch, are you ok?
0	Because it will encourage teens to engage in riskier behavior. Abstinence until marriage is still the best way.
0	There are several scientific explanations for the nature of the earth. Some use 'science' to say that the world is flat. Granted that these beliefs aren't widely accepted, but then not all religions are widely accepted. By your reasoning or 'logic' you must ask yourself about whether you should rely on science when there are many different scientific theories.The Flat Earth News, at least back then, had a regular column, "One Hundred Proofs Earth is Not a Globe."(go to http://www.flat-earth.org/)Other theories taught as sciencephrenologyalchemyevolutioneugenicsneptunismTheories of the Aether Articles relating to the Emergence of Scientific Theories of the Cosmic Aether(http://www.mountainman.com.au/aether.html)What about 'metascience'?http://www.calresco.org/lucas/science.htmOr, sciences used to support political ends...What about Marxist Sciencehttp://www.marxists.org/archive/hald...philosophy.htmor Chaos Theory and Marxismhttp://www.marxist.com/science/chaostheory.htmlThere's Nazi Sciencehttp://www.webster.edu/~woolflm/naziscience.htmlNationalist Sciencehttp://www.ljudmila.org/nettime/zkp4/08.htmOr social ends...Scientific Racismhttp://www.press.uillinois.edu/f02/tucker.htmlMainstream scientists instead of using the word 'heretic' use the word 'pseudo-science' to categorise fringe beliefs.
0	woody allen says harvey weinstein scandal is 'very sad for everyone involved'
1	onion social ceo responds to company chaos by donating $50 to haiti
0	justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus'
0	less pay, more weekend? some americans are ready to say yes
0	the double and the christmas holidays
0	the lingering ex: social media and break-ups
1	man catches bad television show going around office
0	sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator
1	area eyesore also a data technician
0	embracing change in an uncertain climate
0	verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets
1	first draft of paper inadvertently becomes final draft
0	a time capsule of us
1	Bush is a Luddite...Yadda, yadda, yadda..... Bush is the anti-Christ ...Yadda, yadda, yadda emoticonXRolleyes
0	stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze
1	ice cube thrown into sink flies up side like skateboarder shredding half-pipe
1	area mom off thinking about princess diana again
1	23-year-old arrested for failure to own halogen lamp
0	airlines to congress: stop norwegian air!
1	I am actually getting my entertainment value out of WW and his lack of knowledge, along with his attempts to ########. If you or the others are bothered by his ignorant banter please let me know, and I will stop forcing him to give answers on subjects that he so obviously has no clue.
1	The fact that you think the 9-9-9 plan is good only proves you are as stupid as Herman Cain is. Maybe you and Grover Norquist can get with Herman Cain and start construction on Utopian dreamworld, and don't forget to stop by and pick up your other dumbass Ron Paul on your way .
0	So, this statement is from a 'law center' that is dedicated to defend the religious freedom for CHristians. Yet, this isn't about 'religion'. Why do I find that hypocritical.
1	anti-mdma campaign warns teens about dangers of feeling more connected to others
1	ibm closes jew-tracking division after decades of declining revenue
1	shy friend experimenting with personality
1	battle of wits with unwieldy burrito nears thrilling endgame
0	hpv rates are going way down for young women, study says
0	frogs in a warming climate pot: let's jump out now before we 'croak'
0	eagles of death metal give emotional first interview since paris attack
1	trump pours milk over bowl of skittles while settling in to watch comey hearing
0	the summer's dumbest video game is also kind of my favorite
0	my husband was living in the wrong body
0	troy aikman: i 'knock on wood' hoping i stay healthy after concussions
0	north korea rings in new year with promises of intercontinental missile
1	inconsiderate jackass takes up entire parking space
1	hotel now charging patrons for looking at items in minibar
0	mall debuts pet patrols to save dogs trapped in hot cars
1	restaurant's nacho challenge requires participants to watch man consume 3 pounds of nachos
0	I believe abortion is murder and should be illegal. The only possible circumstance when an abortion should be an option is when the LIFE of both the mother and her unborn child is at risk. When both lives are going to be lost, it is better to save one as opposed to losing two. The holocaust on the unborn children of this country is something that we should be ashamed of as a country.
0	dear blue bear (you s.o.b)
0	you'll want to get inked after seeing this tattoo artist's masterful work
0	fusion summit will gather youth leaders from protest movements around the world
0	how to clean out your closet: what to ditch and what to keep
1	new york's finest protect new york's richest
0	bill paxton learns of his revolutionary past on 'who do you think you are?'
0	police: man fatally shoots self while demonstrating how to clean gun
0	obama: 'shame on' corporations that blame obamacare for cutting wages
0	7 tips for surviving the holidays when kids (or grandkids) are sick
1	exhausted robert mueller turns off phone to give himself breather from russia probe news over holiday break
1	uncle warren in rare form tonight
0	issa rae is 'tired' of constantly being asked about the black experience
0	this cheese advent calendar is nacho typical yuletide treat
1	report: just go ahead and tell yourself bribery is the only reason you didn't get into columbia
0	why moms demand action will participate in day without a woman
1	Just provide the information you sourced your BS claim from and get it over with, or did you not actually get it from a medical book but rather make it up?
1	Well, the antichrist is going to come and make any true believer a heretic any way so what am I worried about? I knew the risks before I accept the job. :-)
0	hot new website 'facebook' is lighting up the charts
1	anne hathaway, james franco spend every moment of oscars tearing into jesse eisenberg
1	inauguration crowd moves to white house gates to watch presidency happen
1	My dear Sigma, I'd tutor you in logic if I thought it would stick. Notwithstanding anything that has been said before in this thread, are no better than is not interchangeable with equally as bad or worse than simply because are no better than does not imply that the thing following than is bad at all...while equally as bad or worse than does. Changing what a person says in an argument is a strawman technique used by many a poor debater. You wanted to get 'equality' into the argument where none was ever implied. Good day!
0	7 ways i've changed for the better in the 7 years since turning 50
1	world's cartographers continue living secret life of luxury on idyllic, never disclosed 8th continent
1	142 plane crash victims were statistically more likely to have died in a car crash
0	They were both created on the sixth day according to Genesis 1.
0	we have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s.
1	Spoken like a true Conservative, not one of those liberal "compassionate conservatives". emoticonXGood
0	thoughts on 54 below, 'blood brothers' and cabaret
1	exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing fingers together
0	son thanks mom who cared for his dad for 20 years with 20 adventures
1	todd akin spends whole night wondering what went wrong
0	at gridiron dinner, trump says he 'won't rule out direct talks with kim jong un'
0	Really??? You think most people would incorporate the golden rule? I don't think so--I think most people are willing to make a buck off of others (business ventures), land that job they want before someone else gets it, curse someone for cutting them off in traffic, get that parking spot before the guy coming around the corner gets it, or even get in an intentionally insulting dig to someone in a discussion forum such as this. The examples could go on and on ... I think a lot of people like to THINK they incorporate the golden rule, but at close, honest examination would find that they rarely do.
0	11 must-haves for your dog's first aid kit

1

qaddafi asks closest advisers if they think he's a bad person

0

marvel shares first look at netflix's 'daredevil'

1

How gracious of you. I have not asked you to assume any morality when debating whether my morality is correct. Implying circularity is merely the excuse you've chosen.

0

desperate fossil fuel interests seek to undermine clean energy choices in communities of color

1

those we lost in 2011

1

study: average american has over 9 million imagined sexual partners in lifetime

1

nation would rather think about 9/11 than anything from subsequent 10 years

1

parking lot attendant seemingly unaware new day a gift from god

1

Lemme guess, in real life you're a lawyer, correct? You must be because you're extremely hypertechnical to the point of absurdity. It doesn't matter what you call them, be it criminal or gang member of dope dealer or home invader, if somebody breaks the law then they're a criminal and it's as simple as that. Seriously dude, you're trying to get off on a technicality here. Like a lawyer trying to argue "Your honor my client isn't a prostitute, she's a female escort". Doesn't matter what you call it or what you try to pass it off as, a criminal is a criminal regardless of what their formal title is. So which is Ripskar, do criminals have guns and are likely to shoot you in the face and kill you, or do they not have guns at all. It's one or the other, it can't be both.

0

this woman gave cellulite a perfect nickname

0

9 ways you're driving flight attendants insane

0

lightning strikes at german music festival injures scores

1

teen's natural drive to murder sexual rivals successfully channeled into 'super smash bros.' victory

1

I think the court decision in Nunn vs. State of Georgia did the best summation of this right!" Yeah, all liberals love overturned court cases that never saw the light through the appeals process. I think Ohio and it's Constitution finally prevailed and now they carry open or concealed.You wasn't on that Cessna were you?

1

report: getting out of bed in morning sharply increases risk of things getting even worse

0

number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly

1

r. kelly releases emotional new song thanking fans for continued acceptance of sex crimes

1

study finds no logical reason why planes fly

0

Actually, the black morph was always dominant. Perhaps you don't understand the meaning of the word dominant in biology. Perhaps that is why you talk nonsense. And why did you find it necessary to repeat what had already been said, and in fact what you had quoted?

1

new comic features aquaman as 45-year-old single father to troubled flounder

0

donald trump effigies burn across mexico in easter ritual

1

member of book group just loved this book a little less is all

1

17-year-old thinks she's getting into photography

1

white house increases number of asylum seekers allowed to enter spike-filled refugee compactor

0

rupert murdoch, are you ok?

0

Because it will encourage teens to engage in riskier behavior. Abstinence until marriage is still the best way.

0

There are several scientific explanations for the nature of the earth. Some use 'science' to say that the world is flat. Granted that these beliefs aren't widely accepted, but then not all religions are widely accepted. By your reasoning or 'logic' you must ask yourself about whether you should rely on science when there are many different scientific theories.The Flat Earth News, at least back then, had a regular column, "One Hundred Proofs Earth is Not a Globe."(go to http://www.flat-earth.org/)Other theories taught as sciencephrenologyalchemyevolutioneugenicsneptunismTheories of the Aether Articles relating to the Emergence of Scientific Theories of the Cosmic Aether(http://www.mountainman.com.au/aether.html)What about 'metascience'?http://www.calresco.org/lucas/science.htmOr, sciences used to support political ends...What about Marxist Sciencehttp://www.marxists.org/archive/hald...philosophy.htmor Chaos Theory and Marxismhttp://www.marxist.com/science/chaostheory.htmlThere's Nazi Sciencehttp://www.webster.edu/~woolflm/naziscience.htmlNationalist Sciencehttp://www.ljudmila.org/nettime/zkp4/08.htmOr social ends...Scientific Racismhttp://www.press.uillinois.edu/f02/tucker.htmlMainstream scientists instead of using the word 'heretic' use the word 'pseudo-science' to categorise fringe beliefs.

0

woody allen says harvey weinstein scandal is 'very sad for everyone involved'

1

onion social ceo responds to company chaos by donating $50 to haiti

0

justice thomas' wife calls supreme court retirement report 'bogus'

0

less pay, more weekend? some americans are ready to say yes

0

the double and the christmas holidays

0

the lingering ex: social media and break-ups

1

man catches bad television show going around office

0

sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator

1

area eyesore also a data technician

0

embracing change in an uncertain climate

0

verizon, comcast approach 21st century fox about acquiring assets

1

first draft of paper inadvertently becomes final draft

0

a time capsule of us

1

Bush is a Luddite...Yadda, yadda, yadda..... Bush is the anti-Christ ...Yadda, yadda, yadda emoticonXRolleyes

0

stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze

1

ice cube thrown into sink flies up side like skateboarder shredding half-pipe

1

area mom off thinking about princess diana again

1

23-year-old arrested for failure to own halogen lamp

0

airlines to congress: stop norwegian air!

1

I am actually getting my entertainment value out of WW and his lack of knowledge, along with his attempts to ########. If you or the others are bothered by his ignorant banter please let me know, and I will stop forcing him to give answers on subjects that he so obviously has no clue.

1

The fact that you think the 9-9-9 plan is good only proves you are as stupid as Herman Cain is. Maybe you and Grover Norquist can get with Herman Cain and start construction on Utopian dreamworld, and don't forget to stop by and pick up your other dumbass Ron Paul on your way .

0

So, this statement is from a 'law center' that is dedicated to defend the religious freedom for CHristians. Yet, this isn't about 'religion'. Why do I find that hypocritical.

1

anti-mdma campaign warns teens about dangers of feeling more connected to others

1

ibm closes jew-tracking division after decades of declining revenue

1

shy friend experimenting with personality

1

battle of wits with unwieldy burrito nears thrilling endgame

0

hpv rates are going way down for young women, study says

0

frogs in a warming climate pot: let's jump out now before we 'croak'

0

eagles of death metal give emotional first interview since paris attack

1

trump pours milk over bowl of skittles while settling in to watch comey hearing

0

the summer's dumbest video game is also kind of my favorite

0

my husband was living in the wrong body

0

troy aikman: i 'knock on wood' hoping i stay healthy after concussions

0

north korea rings in new year with promises of intercontinental missile

1

inconsiderate jackass takes up entire parking space

1

hotel now charging patrons for looking at items in minibar

0

mall debuts pet patrols to save dogs trapped in hot cars

1

restaurant's nacho challenge requires participants to watch man consume 3 pounds of nachos

0

I believe abortion is murder and should be illegal. The only possible circumstance when an abortion should be an option is when the LIFE of both the mother and her unborn child is at risk. When both lives are going to be lost, it is better to save one as opposed to losing two. The holocaust on the unborn children of this country is something that we should be ashamed of as a country.

0

dear blue bear (you s.o.b)

0

you'll want to get inked after seeing this tattoo artist's masterful work

0

fusion summit will gather youth leaders from protest movements around the world

0

how to clean out your closet: what to ditch and what to keep

1

new york's finest protect new york's richest

0

bill paxton learns of his revolutionary past on 'who do you think you are?'

0

police: man fatally shoots self while demonstrating how to clean gun

0

obama: 'shame on' corporations that blame obamacare for cutting wages

0

7 tips for surviving the holidays when kids (or grandkids) are sick

1

exhausted robert mueller turns off phone to give himself breather from russia probe news over holiday break

1

uncle warren in rare form tonight

0

issa rae is 'tired' of constantly being asked about the black experience

0

this cheese advent calendar is nacho typical yuletide treat

1

report: just go ahead and tell yourself bribery is the only reason you didn't get into columbia

0

why moms demand action will participate in day without a woman

1

Just provide the information you sourced your BS claim from and get it over with, or did you not actually get it from a medical book but rather make it up?

1

Well, the antichrist is going to come and make any true believer a heretic any way so what am I worried about? I knew the risks before I accept the job. :-)

0

hot new website 'facebook' is lighting up the charts

1

anne hathaway, james franco spend every moment of oscars tearing into jesse eisenberg

1

inauguration crowd moves to white house gates to watch presidency happen

1

My dear Sigma, I'd tutor you in logic if I thought it would stick. Notwithstanding anything that has been said before in this thread, are no better than is not interchangeable with equally as bad or worse than simply because are no better than does not imply that the thing following than is bad at all...while equally as bad or worse than does. Changing what a person says in an argument is a strawman technique used by many a poor debater. You wanted to get 'equality' into the argument where none was ever implied. Good day!

0

7 ways i've changed for the better in the 7 years since turning 50

1

world's cartographers continue living secret life of luxury on idyllic, never disclosed 8th continent

1

142 plane crash victims were statistically more likely to have died in a car crash

0

They were both created on the sixth day according to Genesis 1.

0

we have no idea how many latinos get arrested or imprisoned in the u.s.

1

Spoken like a true Conservative, not one of those liberal "compassionate conservatives". emoticonXGood

0

thoughts on 54 below, 'blood brothers' and cabaret

1

exhausted sweatshop worker just has to laugh after sewing fingers together

0

son thanks mom who cared for his dad for 20 years with 20 adventures

1

todd akin spends whole night wondering what went wrong

0

at gridiron dinner, trump says he 'won't rule out direct talks with kim jong un'

0

Really??? You think most people would incorporate the golden rule? I don't think so--I think most people are willing to make a buck off of others (business ventures), land that job they want before someone else gets it, curse someone for cutting them off in traffic, get that parking spot before the guy coming around the corner gets it, or even get in an intentionally insulting dig to someone in a discussion forum such as this. The examples could go on and on ... I think a lot of people like to THINK they incorporate the golden rule, but at close, honest examination would find that they rarely do.

0

11 must-haves for your dog's first aid kit