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1	pet owner not bothering to neuter loser cat
0	deadly midair collision reported in maryland
1	burger king looks open
1	coworker even a dick in his expense reports
0	the surprising way horses can help ease alzheimer's symptoms
1	woman saves 75 cents
0	You ask to debate a lot of issues at once. Do you believe in a literal Adam? Do you not think that the idea is completely connected to Jesus' ministry? If it weren't for sin - Jesus would need not have come.
1	fed: 'if jobs are meant to be with us, they'll come back on their own'
1	Oh what a shame! Especially if it's true! Where did you get the idea that ID theory is not based on evidence and/or testing?
1	lucrative new oil extraction method involves drilling directly into gas stations
0	ravens take out rival steelers in playoff grudge match
1	trump asks why kavanaugh accuser didn't just immediately request hush money
0	3 tips for improving the productivity of your sales team
0	why manufacturers should support ending crude oil export ban
1	afghan warlord not sure which side he feels like helping today
1	unpopped kernels costing u.s. billions
1	You call me or a family I may have, a perversion(sorry the word was "perversity"), but that is not hate? I believe I am probably younger than you, but that doesn't mean I was born yesterday.
0	hamburger for my valentine
0	How do you know square circles do not exist? Modern man could've named a square circle something different than it is. Ancient man could've called an object a square circle. For a question like that, you would have to search the universe to be 100% sure square circles do not exist.
0	wall street doesn't believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018
1	role of tree ineptly played by second-grader
0	voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites
1	tragic oscar-night camera malfunction leaves seven critically underpublicized
1	Did you actually read it? I suspect not. Did you think that I wouldn't? I suspect so. Did you think that no one here would have any knowledge of good old "Kimisaurus" (that's what it was tagged when Kim was telling us about it)? I suspect so.
0	12 movies for the next 12 months
0	So you see, Brady, you're wrong again. The McDonald ruling wasn't an issue of guaranteeing white men their ability to feel safe in the face of growing minority groups. Quite the opposite. The McDonald ruling was about striking against those with racist and evil intentions who would use the law to render innocent people helpless for no good reason. It was as much about protecting minorities from harm as anything.
1	warranty outlasts company
1	panicking flu swears it didn't mean to kill old lady
1	chaps unnecessary
1	By your own admission you haven't 'hung out' with stoners for a while and you're making generalisations about them to people who do spend a lot of time with stoners?
1	your dog died
1	Of course God would have something to offer to lowely peon, but that doesn't explain what use God has for lowely peons, except for doing stupid pet tricks.
1	new robot capable of unhealthily repressing emotion
1	new college freshman refers to dorm by actual name
1	report: grandpa just walks like that now
0	Actually you are incorrect. The most commonly used rifles on the competition circuit are so-called "assault weapons".The "assault weapon" moniker is a term just recently fashioned to describe a military looking weapon.There are several target competitions designed solely for these types of rifles.
0	white house prepares to send congress $15 billion spending cuts package
1	report: many states still relying on outdated methods to disenfranchise voters
0	khloe kardashian poses braless for women's health and looks amazing
0	niall horan and james corden parody ginuwine's 'pony' in this halloween treat
0	white house: government shutdown possible if democrats keep hurting trump's feelings
0	'twas the night before the hot dog contest...
1	You bible has done you a great disservice, it has turned you brain to poop. You should grow the hell up and put aside your idiotic book of fairytales.
1	directions to ed's steak house
1	india holds 5k stampede for charity
0	boy who asked mailman for junk mail in viral story pays kindness forward
1	bodybuilder strong, but now what?
1	So, if a baby is having trouble breathing that's been born already, you don't consider it a 'person'? Methinks you've not thought through the implications of your argument here at all.
1	87% of man's memories shame-based
1	north dakota flooding reminds people of north dakota's existence
0	david allan peters at ameringer \| mcenery \| yohe
1	nation abuzz over c-span original movie
1	historians still unable to determine how americans were able to build hoover dam
1	It's like,... "What part of 12 TRILLION dollars (and growing) in debt is so hard to comprehend? "
1	man going to show up to launch of j.k. rowling's new book dressed as severus snape anyway
1	prison warden appears on leno with some of his favorite prisoners
1	Maybe you should have not slept through American History class. The Declaration of Independence isn't law. emoticonXRolleyes
0	The short answer is that it isn't. See the details here: Phil Plait
0	olympic track star throws javelin to pull out his daughter's tooth
0	another way companies make it harder for new mothers
0	think about what you just typed, that doesn't make any sense.
1	mental hospital fire leaves hundreds of demons homeless
1	kid honors grandpa's memory with solemn cannonball
0	the definitive international guide to tipping
1	overstock.com announces plans to develop original programming
1	So you're saying that God is a "respector"?-of-persons - iow, the mom's "more"-important to God? than the unborn.
1	star wars fan collects all 48,720
0	the definitive list of men you'll find at whole foods
1	baby jesus stolen from live nativity
1	man waiting in h&r block lobby nervously eyeing how much more paperwork everyone else brought
1	critics worried new cia report puts u.s. at considerable risk of transparency
1	That's funny since it was a gay bar where the discrimination that was stonewall supposedly happened. Here is why gay bars have been such a target of policing--they are very bad places: Gay lifestyle is fuelled by drugs, research reveals \| Society \| The Observer "'The gay scene is bar and club orientated,' said Monty Moncrieff, project co-ordinator at Antidote, a drugs service for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. 'That is where people go to meet other gay people and there is a lot of cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine and GHB around. It is a hedonistic culture and often the lifestyle and recreational drug use go hand in hand.'" 'Where everyone knows your name' my @#%&. emoticonXRolleyes More like 'where everybody knows the name of a local pusher.' emoticonXAngel
1	f. scott fitzgerald estate wondering why the hell ken burns hasn't come knocking yet
0	policewoman flashed more than her badge at cop conference: report
1	cyclist clearly loves signaling turns
0	donald trump is taking credit for a meaningless stock market record
1	It is impossible to read something that can't be found.
1	Wait, yes you admit to and own up to being a bigot or yes the minority should always win?
0	trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil
0	gorsuch, like thomas, will get his big payback
1	defiant evangelicals branch off into new 'first molestist' sub-denomination
1	trump shaping general election strategy with team of most trusted erratic impulses
1	when area waitress gets a chance
0	ko'd martial artist is epitome of show-must-go-on in 'got talent'
1	OOOHH!! Such ANGER!!!emoticonXAngry What is it about you righties that impels you to resort to ad hominem attacks on those whose opinion differs from yours?emoticonXKill Must be that your quiver quivers for the lack of the arrows of substance.emoticonXAngel
1	clinton woos gay vote with freddie mercury mustache
0	bye bye
0	tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain
0	So a theory was revised... does that mean that it was wrong afterwards?
0	ramadan: religious fervor taken over by media capitalists?
1	nation delighted as many famous people in same room together
0	chris hemsworth's wife elsa pataky posts sweet photo to celebrate his birthday
0	mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade
0	the bhikkunis: exploring the history of female monks in thailand
0	process and presentness: the work of israel lund
1	I get the feeling they have filed under: Plague, Avoid like the.
0	yeah, this is clearly the best thread on these forums in probably the past year....give us some more pics
1	company encourages women who have been sexually harassed to come forward with resignation letter
1	You sound like a child...what an immature post. If there is something you want me to respond to that I have not responded to yet, please, by all means give me your QUOTE. I doubt you will.
0	until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government

1

pet owner not bothering to neuter loser cat

0

deadly midair collision reported in maryland

1

burger king looks open

1

coworker even a dick in his expense reports

0

the surprising way horses can help ease alzheimer's symptoms

1

woman saves 75 cents

0

You ask to debate a lot of issues at once. Do you believe in a literal Adam? Do you not think that the idea is completely connected to Jesus' ministry? If it weren't for sin - Jesus would need not have come.

1

fed: 'if jobs are meant to be with us, they'll come back on their own'

1

Oh what a shame! Especially if it's true! Where did you get the idea that ID theory is not based on evidence and/or testing?

1

lucrative new oil extraction method involves drilling directly into gas stations

0

ravens take out rival steelers in playoff grudge match

1

trump asks why kavanaugh accuser didn't just immediately request hush money

0

3 tips for improving the productivity of your sales team

0

why manufacturers should support ending crude oil export ban

1

afghan warlord not sure which side he feels like helping today

1

unpopped kernels costing u.s. billions

1

You call me or a family I may have, a perversion(sorry the word was "perversity"), but that is not hate? I believe I am probably younger than you, but that doesn't mean I was born yesterday.

0

hamburger for my valentine

0

How do you know square circles do not exist? Modern man could've named a square circle something different than it is. Ancient man could've called an object a square circle. For a question like that, you would have to search the universe to be 100% sure square circles do not exist.

0

wall street doesn't believe elon musk can produce 500,000 cars by 2018

1

role of tree ineptly played by second-grader

0

voting lines are shorter — but mostly for whites

1

tragic oscar-night camera malfunction leaves seven critically underpublicized

1

Did you actually read it? I suspect not. Did you think that I wouldn't? I suspect so. Did you think that no one here would have any knowledge of good old "Kimisaurus" (that's what it was tagged when Kim was telling us about it)? I suspect so.

0

12 movies for the next 12 months

0

So you see, Brady, you're wrong again. The McDonald ruling wasn't an issue of guaranteeing white men their ability to feel safe in the face of growing minority groups. Quite the opposite. The McDonald ruling was about striking against those with racist and evil intentions who would use the law to render innocent people helpless for no good reason. It was as much about protecting minorities from harm as anything.

1

warranty outlasts company

1

panicking flu swears it didn't mean to kill old lady

1

chaps unnecessary

1

By your own admission you haven't 'hung out' with stoners for a while and you're making generalisations about them to people who do spend a lot of time with stoners?

1

your dog died

1

Of course God would have something to offer to lowely peon, but that doesn't explain what use God has for lowely peons, except for doing stupid pet tricks.

1

new robot capable of unhealthily repressing emotion

1

new college freshman refers to dorm by actual name

1

report: grandpa just walks like that now

0

Actually you are incorrect. The most commonly used rifles on the competition circuit are so-called "assault weapons".The "assault weapon" moniker is a term just recently fashioned to describe a military looking weapon.There are several target competitions designed solely for these types of rifles.

0

white house prepares to send congress $15 billion spending cuts package

1

report: many states still relying on outdated methods to disenfranchise voters

0

khloe kardashian poses braless for women's health and looks amazing

0

niall horan and james corden parody ginuwine's 'pony' in this halloween treat

0

white house: government shutdown possible if democrats keep hurting trump's feelings

0

'twas the night before the hot dog contest...

1

You bible has done you a great disservice, it has turned you brain to poop. You should grow the hell up and put aside your idiotic book of fairytales.

1

directions to ed's steak house

1

india holds 5k stampede for charity

0

boy who asked mailman for junk mail in viral story pays kindness forward

1

bodybuilder strong, but now what?

1

So, if a baby is having trouble breathing that's been born already, you don't consider it a 'person'? Methinks you've not thought through the implications of your argument here at all.

1

87% of man's memories shame-based

1

north dakota flooding reminds people of north dakota's existence

0

david allan peters at ameringer | mcenery | yohe

1

nation abuzz over c-span original movie

1

historians still unable to determine how americans were able to build hoover dam

1

It's like,... "What part of 12 TRILLION dollars (and growing) in debt is so hard to comprehend? "

1

man going to show up to launch of j.k. rowling's new book dressed as severus snape anyway

1

prison warden appears on leno with some of his favorite prisoners

1

Maybe you should have not slept through American History class. The Declaration of Independence isn't law. emoticonXRolleyes

0

The short answer is that it isn't. See the details here: Phil Plait

0

olympic track star throws javelin to pull out his daughter's tooth

0

another way companies make it harder for new mothers

0

think about what you just typed, that doesn't make any sense.

1

mental hospital fire leaves hundreds of demons homeless

1

kid honors grandpa's memory with solemn cannonball

0

the definitive international guide to tipping

1

overstock.com announces plans to develop original programming

1

So you're saying that God is a "respector"?-of-persons - iow, the mom's "more"-important to *God*? than the unborn.

1

star wars fan collects all 48,720

0

the definitive list of men you'll find at whole foods

1

baby jesus stolen from live nativity

1

man waiting in h&r block lobby nervously eyeing how much more paperwork everyone else brought

1

critics worried new cia report puts u.s. at considerable risk of transparency

1

That's funny since it was a gay bar where the discrimination that was stonewall supposedly happened. Here is why gay bars have been such a target of policing--they are very bad places: Gay lifestyle is fuelled by drugs, research reveals | Society | The Observer "'The gay scene is bar and club orientated,' said Monty Moncrieff, project co-ordinator at Antidote, a drugs service for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people. 'That is where people go to meet other gay people and there is a lot of cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine and GHB around. It is a hedonistic culture and often the lifestyle and recreational drug use go hand in hand.'" 'Where everyone knows your name' my @#%&. emoticonXRolleyes More like 'where everybody knows the name of a local pusher.' emoticonXAngel

1

f. scott fitzgerald estate wondering why the hell ken burns hasn't come knocking yet

0

policewoman flashed more than her badge at cop conference: report

1

cyclist clearly loves signaling turns

0

donald trump is taking credit for a meaningless stock market record

1

It is impossible to read something that can't be found.

1

Wait, yes you admit to and own up to being a bigot or yes the minority should always win?

0

trevor noah compares trump surrogates to bizarre cirque du soleil

0

gorsuch, like thomas, will get his big payback

1

defiant evangelicals branch off into new 'first molestist' sub-denomination

1

trump shaping general election strategy with team of most trusted erratic impulses

1

when area waitress gets a chance

0

ko'd martial artist is epitome of show-must-go-on in 'got talent'

1

OOOHH!! Such ANGER!!!emoticonXAngry What is it about you righties that impels you to resort to ad hominem attacks on those whose opinion differs from yours?emoticonXKill Must be that your quiver quivers for the lack of the arrows of substance.emoticonXAngel

1

clinton woos gay vote with freddie mercury mustache

0

bye bye

0

tom hardy goes from real-life hero to movie supervillain

0

So a theory was revised... does that mean that it was wrong afterwards?

0

ramadan: religious fervor taken over by media capitalists?

1

nation delighted as many famous people in same room together

0

chris hemsworth's wife elsa pataky posts sweet photo to celebrate his birthday

0

mexico city stages james bond-inspired day of the dead parade

0

the bhikkunis: exploring the history of female monks in thailand

0

process and presentness: the work of israel lund

1

I get the feeling they have filed under: Plague, Avoid like the.

0

yeah, this is clearly the best thread on these forums in probably the past year....give us some more pics

1

company encourages women who have been sexually harassed to come forward with resignation letter

1

You sound like a child...what an immature post. If there is something you want me to respond to that I have not responded to yet, please, by all means give me your QUOTE. I doubt you will.

0

until trump decides otherwise, a bloc of house conservatives now controls government