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1	rick santorum relieved no one has asked him about interracial marriage yet
1	unemployed man photoshops self into former company's staff photo
1	patient referred to physician who specializes in giving a shit
1	ari fleischer replaced by toby keith
0	j.j. abrams is doing something real about #oscarssowhite
0	leaked cables contradict clinton's claims on tpp trade agreement
0	afghan presidential election takes dangerous turn
1	school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front
0	man takes a dump in bucket on bus, doesn't give a squat (nsfw)
0	what i realized after years of searching for my soulmate
0	anne frank center blasts trump's limp anti-semitism response
0	the obamas wrest presidential portraiture from its traditional (white) trappings
0	house democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike
1	zambia tired of being mentioned in 'news of the weird' section
0	brandy norwood: 'i stopped believing in god, lost my faith... i was depressed'
0	dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns
0	Well it's more efficient than the bill we just passed...I think we agree that much.
0	Exactly. Moreover, in Emerson the discussion of the 2nd Am. is dicta (arguments not pertinent to the verdict) so it is not a binding precedent even for the courts in the same Circuit.A question for the "original intent" crowd:What did the Founding Fathers intend with the misplaced comma in the 2nd Amendment?
0	nina solomon's love book
0	lindsey graham warns trump: firing mueller would be 'beginning of the end'
0	bush dropped out. here's where his voters might go.
1	god orders all followers to swallow cyanide capsules in preparation for voyage to alpha centauri
1	sleeping airline passenger misses out on aisle-wide bacchanalia of peanuts, decaf coffee
0	But himps living in the jungle were in competition with other himps which didn't migrate to the plains. And pressures from predators, climate and changes in the ecosystem should have continued to force the need or desire to control their environment as our line of himp grew to do. My point is that with all of the same basic tools to start out with such as fingers, opposable thumbs and walking upright, there is no reason why only our line evolved to the level that human beings have attained with the same hundreds of millions of years, and the same pressures pushing us all forward, or towards extinction.
0	economic anxiety, distrust of government fuel gold rush
1	report: takeout place put burrito in completely different container this time
0	trump's deal with democrats gives proof to fans and critics alike
1	report: all things aside, american flag still looks pretty good majestically billowing in wind
0	satellite images indicate north korea is working on a ballistic missile submarine
1	mike pence disappointed god has never asked him to kill one of own children
0	You not differentiating between the beaver and the beaver dam, the bird and the bird's nest or the man and the man's truck. The dams, nests and truck do not occur naturally...they are constructed by the naturally occuring animals using materials that occur in nature (albeit we have to smelt the iron and vulcanize the rubber whilst the birds and beavers just stick stuff together).
0	syrian kurds say bashar assad is thwarting humanitarian aid to their region
1	10th post, Godwins law invoked. That must be some sort of record :)
1	Apes are sentient...guess your theory is out the window. Either that or Apes need to be freed from the zoo.
1	man taking photo with ipad oblivious to how badass he looks
1	daniel craig takes home pretty good actor award
0	Yes, but if seen from space (something the ancients couldn't do) it LOOKS like it hangs on nothing. Don't worry, I don't mind spelling it out for you.
0	emerson collins talks new film “a very sordid wedding” & more (audio)
0	trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant
1	mercedes ruehl reference lost on all but mercedes ruehl
0	7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately
1	study finds harshly criticizing u.s. education system only causing it to fall further behind peers
1	climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order
0	the sometimes-gross, non-sexual intimacy of female friendships
0	Regardless of the name change, the calendars are still keyed on the birth and death of Christ...and that will be so at least until the atheists are able to come up with another numbering system and force it on everyone else just to pacify their own baby mentalities.
1	That, my dear sir, is exactly the level of maturity I expect from you guys. :) A fine moderator you are, to be sure.
0	dwts: tonight we rumba!
1	nanny appears in child's drawings more than mother
0	the wsj's long record of protecting polluters
0	largest ever all-female expedition sets sail for antarctica
0	chris martin says he and gwyneth paltrow are 'very close'
0	actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari
0	trevor noah grills chris christie on fedex immigrant tracking proposal
1	speculation on name of royal baby ends
0	60 journalists killed in 2014 as targeting of international press rises
1	struggling american airlines to shutter air passenger service to focus on 'american way' magazine
1	every picture on man's tinder clearly from same event where he dressed up
1	cat that spends life on one of two couch cushions given rabies vaccine
0	So what if the author isn't arguing against gun control? At last, there is indication that England has taken a step in the right direction and realized that taking all guns away from everybody isn't the answer to crime.
0	If theres no proof that its genetic, then how can one say, with any degree of certainty, that it isnt a matter of choice? The professor attempts to discredit choice by stating there's no proof it is and promote genetics even without any scientific basis to do so. His selective use of "lack of proof" as his main criteria is dubious as a result. Some make the claim that nobody would choose to be gay because of all of the psychological baggage that comes with it. The teasing from straights, the parental pressure, etc., but we know that rebellious teens will do a lot of anti-social things by choice, so that argument doesnt fly.
0	when your life clicks into place
0	trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats
0	when smart lawyers say dumb things
0	we're spending less on health care than we thought we would before obamacare
1	flood of cheap afghan heroin to arrive just in time for recession
1	researchers discover details smaller than minutiae
0	'the daily show' remembers anthony scaramucci, a man taken before his time
1	woman decides period over
0	2016 was the year
0	robert pattinson is surprised to learn you still like him
1	parents considering second child so daughter can have someone to grow apart from
0	See above. Nothing has been demonstrated that convinces me that God has been ruled out of all these issues. He probably isn't active in all situations, but there's nothing that says he (or even Satan) are totally inconsequential either.
1	emoticonXBanghead Sez-you... emoticonXRolleyes And I thought you didn't know what you were talking about
0	'springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of
1	mcdonald's fights world hunger with new triple-decker burger
0	how real estate players are bracing for the l train shutdown
1	could hillary clinton have what it takes to defeat the democrats in 2008?
1	'roseanne' taping repeatedly interrupted by reporters trying to interview members of white working class
0	a year after a coward killed the charleston 9, bible study continues
0	harry reid on the gop: 'they don't have enough nerve to repeal obamacare'
1	mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room
0	trump will not campaign for roy moore in alabama, white house says
0	mila kunis calls out trump's controversial views on immigration
1	wal-mart executives kind of weirded out by town not putting up any resistance to store opening
1	The slaves, of course, were sentient humans, not mindless collections of tissue. certainly, horses, cattle etc have mre sentience than a fetus, yet you are not calling them "slaves." So once again, hyperbole is the PL answer. Nice going.
1	good night's sleep changes nothing
1	man insists facebook friend actually reads 'why palestinians are sub-human' article before commenting on it
0	what we call uber drivers has huge implications
0	prejudice does not discriminate
0	i love my boyfriend, but i hate our relationship: on non-monogamy
0	The difference of 43 deaths a year is the 4th largest flucuation since 1990 - not what you call insignificant. Would this difference be made if more guns did equal more crime?
0	ah, but why do you use the word concept for both evolution and intelligent design? Evolution is a theory that has been studied, given evidence, and offered up for peer review. Intelligent design is simply a concept, a single belief. Evolution is a theory that can be backed up and the world can benefit from it. How can the world benefit from a simple statement that there is an intelligent designer. This has absolutely no application to the natural world today.
1	trump postpones grand opening of trump tower moscow until fuss over bombshell report dies down
0	house republicans prepare their next move on immigration
0	hasan minhaj inks netflix deal, is first indian-american to front weekly comedy show
1	report: only predictor of happy marriage is if husband ever won wife big stuffed animal at amusement park
1	furious maitre d' can only assume hostess didn't realize she was addressing everlast
0	radical islamist preacher anjem choudary found guilty of supporting isis
1	air india now offers business caste seating
0	amber tamblyn's haunting poems illuminate the lives of dead actresses

1

rick santorum relieved no one has asked him about interracial marriage yet

1

unemployed man photoshops self into former company's staff photo

1

patient referred to physician who specializes in giving a shit

1

ari fleischer replaced by toby keith

0

j.j. abrams is doing something real about #oscarssowhite

0

leaked cables contradict clinton's claims on tpp trade agreement

0

afghan presidential election takes dangerous turn

1

school for the blind has huge empty grass field out front

0

man takes a dump in bucket on bus, doesn't give a squat (nsfw)

0

what i realized after years of searching for my soulmate

0

anne frank center blasts trump's limp anti-semitism response

0

the obamas wrest presidential portraiture from its traditional (white) trappings

0

house democrats show solidarity with 'day without a woman' strike

1

zambia tired of being mentioned in 'news of the weird' section

0

brandy norwood: 'i stopped believing in god, lost my faith... i was depressed'

0

dad opens up about the tough conversation sparked by water guns

0

Well it's more efficient than the bill we just passed...I think we agree that much.

0

Exactly. Moreover, in Emerson the discussion of the 2nd Am. is dicta (arguments not pertinent to the verdict) so it is not a binding precedent even for the courts in the same Circuit.A question for the "original intent" crowd:What did the Founding Fathers intend with the misplaced comma in the 2nd Amendment?

0

nina solomon's love book

0

lindsey graham warns trump: firing mueller would be 'beginning of the end'

0

bush dropped out. here's where his voters might go.

1

god orders all followers to swallow cyanide capsules in preparation for voyage to alpha centauri

1

sleeping airline passenger misses out on aisle-wide bacchanalia of peanuts, decaf coffee

0

But himps living in the jungle were in competition with other himps which didn't migrate to the plains. And pressures from predators, climate and changes in the ecosystem should have continued to force the need or desire to control their environment as our line of himp grew to do. My point is that with all of the same basic tools to start out with such as fingers, opposable thumbs and walking upright, there is no reason why only our line evolved to the level that human beings have attained with the same hundreds of millions of years, and the same pressures pushing us all forward, or towards extinction.

0

economic anxiety, distrust of government fuel gold rush

1

report: takeout place put burrito in completely different container this time

0

trump's deal with democrats gives proof to fans and critics alike

1

report: all things aside, american flag still looks pretty good majestically billowing in wind

0

satellite images indicate north korea is working on a ballistic missile submarine

1

mike pence disappointed god has never asked him to kill one of own children

0

You not differentiating between the beaver and the beaver dam, the bird and the bird's nest or the man and the man's truck. The dams, nests and truck do not occur naturally...they are constructed by the naturally occuring animals using materials that occur in nature (albeit we have to smelt the iron and vulcanize the rubber whilst the birds and beavers just stick stuff together).

0

syrian kurds say bashar assad is thwarting humanitarian aid to their region

1

10th post, Godwins law invoked. That must be some sort of record :)

1

Apes are sentient...guess your theory is out the window. Either that or Apes need to be freed from the zoo.

1

man taking photo with ipad oblivious to how badass he looks

1

daniel craig takes home pretty good actor award

0

Yes, but if seen from space (something the ancients couldn't do) it LOOKS like it hangs on nothing. Don't worry, I don't mind spelling it out for you.

0

emerson collins talks new film “a very sordid wedding” & more (audio)

0

trump lawyer attended doj meeting on confidential fbi informant

1

mercedes ruehl reference lost on all but mercedes ruehl

0

7 lies about lgbt musicians we need to stop telling immediately

1

study finds harshly criticizing u.s. education system only causing it to fall further behind peers

1

climate experts say only hope for saving planet lies with people who save napkins from takeout order

0

the sometimes-gross, non-sexual intimacy of female friendships

0

Regardless of the name change, the calendars are still keyed on the birth and death of Christ...and that will be so at least until the atheists are able to come up with another numbering system and force it on everyone else just to pacify their own baby mentalities.

1

That, my dear sir, is exactly the level of maturity I expect from you guys. :) A fine moderator you are, to be sure.

0

dwts: tonight we rumba!

1

nanny appears in child's drawings more than mother

0

the wsj's long record of protecting polluters

0

largest ever all-female expedition sets sail for antarctica

0

chris martin says he and gwyneth paltrow are 'very close'

0

actress jameela jamil gives men a lesson in how not to be like aziz ansari

0

trevor noah grills chris christie on fedex immigrant tracking proposal

1

speculation on name of royal baby ends

0

60 journalists killed in 2014 as targeting of international press rises

1

struggling american airlines to shutter air passenger service to focus on 'american way' magazine

1

every picture on man's tinder clearly from same event where he dressed up

1

cat that spends life on one of two couch cushions given rabies vaccine

0

So what if the author isn't arguing against gun control? At last, there is indication that England has taken a step in the right direction and realized that taking all guns away from everybody isn't the answer to crime.

0

If theres no proof that its genetic, then how can one say, with any degree of certainty, that it isnt a matter of choice? The professor attempts to discredit choice by stating there's no proof it is and promote genetics even without any scientific basis to do so. His selective use of "lack of proof" as his main criteria is dubious as a result. Some make the claim that nobody would choose to be gay because of all of the psychological baggage that comes with it. The teasing from straights, the parental pressure, etc., but we know that rebellious teens will do a lot of anti-social things by choice, so that argument doesnt fly.

0

when your life clicks into place

0

trevor noah exposes vladimir putin's sinister actions towards u.s. diplomats

0

when smart lawyers say dumb things

0

we're spending less on health care than we thought we would before obamacare

1

flood of cheap afghan heroin to arrive just in time for recession

1

researchers discover details smaller than minutiae

0

'the daily show' remembers anthony scaramucci, a man taken before his time

1

woman decides period over

0

2016 was the year

0

robert pattinson is surprised to learn you still like him

1

parents considering second child so daughter can have someone to grow apart from

0

See above. Nothing has been demonstrated that convinces me that God has been ruled out of all these issues. He probably isn't active in all situations, but there's nothing that says he (or even Satan) are totally inconsequential either.

1

emoticonXBanghead Sez-you... emoticonXRolleyes And I thought you didn't know what you were talking about

0

'springsteen on broadway' is the 'rock and roll storybook' dreams are made of

1

mcdonald's fights world hunger with new triple-decker burger

0

how real estate players are bracing for the l train shutdown

1

could hillary clinton have what it takes to defeat the democrats in 2008?

1

'roseanne' taping repeatedly interrupted by reporters trying to interview members of white working class

0

a year after a coward killed the charleston 9, bible study continues

0

harry reid on the gop: 'they don't have enough nerve to repeal obamacare'

1

mother ferries 4 more shirt options back to son in gap dressing room

0

trump will not campaign for roy moore in alabama, white house says

0

mila kunis calls out trump's controversial views on immigration

1

wal-mart executives kind of weirded out by town not putting up any resistance to store opening

1

The slaves, of course, were sentient humans, not mindless collections of tissue. certainly, horses, cattle etc have mre sentience than a fetus, yet you are not calling them "slaves." So once again, hyperbole is the PL answer. Nice going.

1

good night's sleep changes nothing

1

man insists facebook friend actually reads 'why palestinians are sub-human' article before commenting on it

0

what we call uber drivers has huge implications

0

prejudice does not discriminate

0

i love my boyfriend, but i hate our relationship: on non-monogamy

0

The difference of 43 deaths a year is the 4th largest flucuation since 1990 - not what you call insignificant. Would this difference be made if more guns did equal more crime?

0

ah, but why do you use the word concept for both evolution and intelligent design? Evolution is a theory that has been studied, given evidence, and offered up for peer review. Intelligent design is simply a concept, a single belief. Evolution is a theory that can be backed up and the world can benefit from it. How can the world benefit from a simple statement that there is an intelligent designer. This has absolutely no application to the natural world today.

1

trump postpones grand opening of trump tower moscow until fuss over bombshell report dies down

0

house republicans prepare their next move on immigration

0

hasan minhaj inks netflix deal, is first indian-american to front weekly comedy show

1

report: only predictor of happy marriage is if husband ever won wife big stuffed animal at amusement park

1

furious maitre d' can only assume hostess didn't realize she was addressing everlast

0

radical islamist preacher anjem choudary found guilty of supporting isis

1

air india now offers business caste seating

0

amber tamblyn's haunting poems illuminate the lives of dead actresses