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0	5 things everyone gets wrong about napping
1	esports star suspected of using peds
1	congress orders clerk to see if he has any in the back
0	poll: california narrows
0	Damn, your links sure show a lack of knowledge. Do you have any sources that aren't ignorant as all heck? While Hoyle came up with the term 'the big bang', he was mocking it. Hoyle was a proponent of the Steady State concept of the universe, which he held on to long after it was disproved by empirical evidence. FFS, if you are going to use a source, have one that at least has the history of the theory right? Yes, the estimated age of the universe changed over time. We got increasingly more sophisticated ways to measure it. In the last 30 years, the age estimate has not significantly changed, but the +/- has narrowed drastically. Do try to use a source that isn't over 30 years old.
0	'gilmore girls' actors defend against critics who say revival is too mean
0	going back to congo
1	everyone in pride parade straight
1	bend in road not sharp enough to merit so many roadside memorials
0	Really, well, the pope sees it differently, what do you want me to do about it? AiG and ICR defend dogma in contradiction to reality, you like that? Not surprising. -Mach
1	Absolutely, and I am suggesting we first attack Sweden. That's my plan. emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead
0	after 46 years, yoko ono is finally credited for co-writing 'imagine'
1	americans confused by system of government in which leader would resign after making terrible decision
0	the challenge of exclusivity
1	life much better thanks to recent elections
0	saudi execution of shiite cleric draws worldwide protests
0	we get from the world what we invest in ourselves
1	man races against time to take out trash bag with widening puncture
0	muhammad as spirit of truth: a christian testimony against islamophobia
0	powerful senate committee concludes russia tried to sow chaos in 2016 elections
0	should my child play football?
1	justin bieber fan jealous of anne frank
0	how some of trump's bad tweets are helping puppies and kittens
1	and that any consistent pro-life advocate must urge any mother who accidentally loses her child due to actions she undertook be charged with manslaughter.I wonder is this actually the case?" That's a good point. We need to outlaw miscarriage. After all, women knew the risk of miscarriage when they had sex.
1	trump solemnly lays wreath at site where he would have died during vietnam war if he weren't rich
0	The VAST majority of abortions are performed within the first trimester. When they are performed in the second trimester it's a serious procedure for the mother to go through, and is something she obviously wouldn't go into lightly. Her reasons for choosing an abortion as late as that would have to far outweigh anything else, and she would need consent from two doctors to go ahead with it. Basically what I'm trying to say is something like the foetus being developed enough to feel pain would not change the mind of a woman who had just found out she was pregnant and she'd been raped, or was going through something you can't understand. For an abortion that late she'd have to deliver the foetus anyway, which is traumatising enough.
0	george h.w. bush moved out of icu after health improved
1	voters clamoring to know if female political candidate a mother first
1	mom hasn't said full, uninterrupted sentence to family since 1997
0	bob saget says mentor bill cosby has been 'tarnished' by 'despicable' acts
0	ten states with the most student debt
1	5-year-old figures he has a year left of peeing at urinals with his pants all the way down
0	andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims
1	no one in group admits girls' night out a colossal failure
1	Just to let you know you're welcome to come back and debate Islam, don't hurry, you've a lot of reading to catch up on.emoticonXHoho emoticonXLove
1	george jefferson honored for black television history month
0	ride-hailing drivers probably make even less than they think, mit paper finds
0	eight must-reads for fashionistas
1	campus tour guide reminds students at each stop they have to get in first
0	taraji, kerry and mary j. redefine squad goals in new apple commercial
1	graduation ceremony a real broken fucking record about student who died in car accident
0	hundreds gather to support kim davis: 'she won't bow'
0	trump ally roger stone says gop nominee should release tax returns 'immediately'
1	marc summers realizes police will immediately look for body in giant pile of mashed potatoes
1	bitcoin plunge reveals possible vulnerabilities in crazy imaginary internet money
1	trump vomits immediately after seeing everyday americans up close
1	Hmmm.... your religious predecessors would have sentenced you to house arrest for something so heretical.
1	study: average man thinks of santa every 7 seconds
0	Ah ha! Someone who understands the application of information theory to biological organisms. By the biological specific definition of information, the genome of any organism is information about the environment in which it lives.
0	psychologists push for smartphone warning labels
0	viral rabbit video isn't so cute when you know the real story
1	prairie dog town rezoned for commercial use
0	some truly bizarre anti-gay arguments before the supreme court
1	archivists discover unpublished michael crichton manuscript about amusement park that operates without a hitch
0	carrie fisher can't stop swearing during 'star wars: the force awakens' live telecast
1	world's youngest person born
1	russian lawyer admits to repeatedly informing kremlin of trump campaign's ineptitude
1	rural working-class archbishops come out in droves to welcome trump to vatican
1	'now that's what i call a fumble,' reports man at super bowl party who has no idea what he's talking about
1	onion social cracks down on sexual harassment by banning all women from platform
1	john boehner beheads juarez cartel member who dared muscle in on his legal weed turf
0	mcdonald's just caved to a ton of pissed off 'rick & morty' fans
0	what all writers (and human beings) should keep in mind
0	I'm sure you haven't. But it is a worthy thread because of the reality that Islam "is" closing in on what we consider "the free world". If you love your freedom and the choices you now have, you should pay attention to Islam. They are consumed with a hatred for the west and are dedicated to their cause. Symbiote declares this the worst thread ever. It is unpleasant, but, Islam will not be denied. The numbers Cruiser provided mean a lot. Especially to progressives.
1	god pledges $5,000 for cancer research
1	I did and can. I simply object to it as this is a DEBATE forum and not a "let me throw my opinion around without support" forum. oops, I forgot, that is what you call debate. EF
0	norway pledges $10 million to counter trump's global anti-abortion move
1	body positivity advocate caught in illicit tryst with conventionally attractive lover
0	Bonus question: (Can you spot the grammatical error within the quoted text?)
1	Gee right on schedule here's the other half of the comic relief. Get a job and a life and off the dole. PS I think mum would be happy to see you out of her basement too.
0	olivia wilde's post for her daughter's birthday is filled with girl power
0	irish weather forecaster's halloween report spooks viewers
1	jewelry company jumps gun with engagement ring commercial featuring polyamorous triad
0	how to find work you love
1	science confirms men and women never meant to be more than friends
1	jfk jr. announces plans to run for best-dressed man in '98
1	best-laid plans of mice mostly cheese-related
1	renamed arena will always be verizon wireless amphitheater to locals
0	state trooper kills unarmed suspect as he attempts to flee, police say
1	Not in the mood? Oh I see because they restrict you already your not in the mood to remove the regulations that do not work and insert proper ones that do. Excellent ignore the issue at hand and give no suggestion to improve upon the current laws and restrictions....
1	laid-off website designer designs website about being laid off
0	And can you please tell me the difference between nonrandom variation and directed variation? I'd also like a link to verify what you say. Thank you. God Bless!
0	teaching, learning and the college ratings framework
1	obama still hasn't figured out how to adjust height of oval office desk chair
1	sessions defends separating immigrant families by citing senate confirmation vote
0	healthy and frosted (!) paleo carrot cake cookies
1	dad apparently using spanish accent to pronounce middle eastern food now
0	will the real jesus please stand up?
1	third stepdad in row has goatee
1	pope cleans up dead angel who flew into sistine chapel window
0	[not] cooking off the cuff: new ideas from sicily and naples
0	here's who the obamas invited to the state of the union address
0	40 symptoms of a healthy woman
0	in venezuela: it's time to consider new options
1	No, SS. I've made it quite clear I have no intention of pandering to your ignorance which you hold so dear. pandion has answered all your questions before in rigorous detail, and you've ignored his answers. I feel no need to join that club. If the day ever comes when you don't feel the need to protect your ignorance, if you ever trully wish to expand your horizons and actually learn, then go out and get a genentics book as I recommended. Till then I see no reason for me to engage in a lengthy explanation which you won't even read. I'm sure you'll twist this in your mind to indicate something profound, but then I really can't be held responsible for whatever goes on in that skull of yours, so I can't worry myself about it too much.
1	lame cyberattack on atlanta doesn't even turn atms, street sweepers into killing machines
0	dick cheney protester says overpowering the guy who grabbed her sign was no big deal
0	5 viruses that are scarier than ebola
0	November 13 NOVA will be presenting a special two-hourdocumentary \"Judgment Day: Intelligent Design on Trial.\" The film capturesthe turmoil that tore apart the community of Dover Pennsylvania in one ofthe latest battles over teaching evolution in public schools. Featuringtrial reenactments based on court transcripts as well as interviews withexpert scientists and Dover parents teachers and town officials thistwo-hour special follows the celebrated federal case of Kitzmiller v. Doverthrough to the judge's stunning decision.\"Could be interesting I plan on trying to catch it." Just a reminder that this is on tonight. May provide interesting fodder for debate/commentary.
0	19 adorable doggie save-the-dates for when you're having a ruff day

0

5 things everyone gets wrong about napping

1

esports star suspected of using peds

1

congress orders clerk to see if he has any in the back

0

poll: california narrows

0

Damn, your links sure show a lack of knowledge. Do you have any sources that aren't ignorant as all heck? While Hoyle came up with the term 'the big bang', he was mocking it. Hoyle was a proponent of the Steady State concept of the universe, which he held on to long after it was disproved by empirical evidence. FFS, if you are going to use a source, have one that at least has the history of the theory right? Yes, the estimated age of the universe changed over time. We got increasingly more sophisticated ways to measure it. In the last 30 years, the age estimate has not significantly changed, but the +/- has narrowed drastically. Do try to use a source that isn't over 30 years old.

0

'gilmore girls' actors defend against critics who say revival is too mean

0

going back to congo

1

everyone in pride parade straight

1

bend in road not sharp enough to merit so many roadside memorials

0

Really, well, the pope sees it differently, what do you want me to do about it? AiG and ICR defend dogma in contradiction to reality, you like that? Not surprising. -Mach

1

Absolutely, and I am suggesting we first attack Sweden. That's my plan. emoticonXBanghead emoticonXBanghead

0

after 46 years, yoko ono is finally credited for co-writing 'imagine'

1

americans confused by system of government in which leader would resign after making terrible decision

0

the challenge of exclusivity

1

life much better thanks to recent elections

0

saudi execution of shiite cleric draws worldwide protests

0

we get from the world what we invest in ourselves

1

man races against time to take out trash bag with widening puncture

0

muhammad as spirit of truth: a christian testimony against islamophobia

0

powerful senate committee concludes russia tried to sow chaos in 2016 elections

0

should my child play football?

1

justin bieber fan jealous of anne frank

0

how some of trump's bad tweets are helping puppies and kittens

1

and that any consistent pro-life advocate must urge any mother who accidentally loses her child due to actions she undertook be charged with manslaughter.I wonder is this actually the case?" That's a good point. We need to outlaw miscarriage. After all, women knew the risk of miscarriage when they had sex.

1

trump solemnly lays wreath at site where he would have died during vietnam war if he weren't rich

0

The VAST majority of abortions are performed within the first trimester. When they are performed in the second trimester it's a serious procedure for the mother to go through, and is something she obviously wouldn't go into lightly. Her reasons for choosing an abortion as late as that would have to far outweigh anything else, and she would need consent from two doctors to go ahead with it. Basically what I'm trying to say is something like the foetus being developed enough to feel pain would not change the mind of a woman who had just found out she was pregnant and she'd been raped, or was going through something you can't understand. For an abortion that late she'd have to deliver the foetus anyway, which is traumatising enough.

0

george h.w. bush moved out of icu after health improved

1

voters clamoring to know if female political candidate a mother first

1

mom hasn't said full, uninterrupted sentence to family since 1997

0

bob saget says mentor bill cosby has been 'tarnished' by 'despicable' acts

0

ten states with the most student debt

1

5-year-old figures he has a year left of peeing at urinals with his pants all the way down

0

andy samberg casts a spell over donald trump's 'witch hunt' claims

1

no one in group admits girls' night out a colossal failure

1

Just to let you know you're welcome to come back and debate Islam, don't hurry, you've a lot of reading to catch up on.emoticonXHoho emoticonXLove

1

george jefferson honored for black television history month

0

ride-hailing drivers probably make even less than they think, mit paper finds

0

eight must-reads for fashionistas

1

campus tour guide reminds students at each stop they have to get in first

0

taraji, kerry and mary j. redefine squad goals in new apple commercial

1

graduation ceremony a real broken fucking record about student who died in car accident

0

hundreds gather to support kim davis: 'she won't bow'

0

trump ally roger stone says gop nominee should release tax returns 'immediately'

1

marc summers realizes police will immediately look for body in giant pile of mashed potatoes

1

bitcoin plunge reveals possible vulnerabilities in crazy imaginary internet money

1

trump vomits immediately after seeing everyday americans up close

1

Hmmm.... your religious predecessors would have sentenced you to house arrest for something so heretical.

1

study: average man thinks of santa every 7 seconds

0

Ah ha! Someone who understands the application of information theory to biological organisms. By the biological specific definition of information, the genome of any organism is information about the environment in which it lives.

0

psychologists push for smartphone warning labels

0

viral rabbit video isn't so cute when you know the real story

1

prairie dog town rezoned for commercial use

0

some truly bizarre anti-gay arguments before the supreme court

1

archivists discover unpublished michael crichton manuscript about amusement park that operates without a hitch

0

carrie fisher can't stop swearing during 'star wars: the force awakens' live telecast

1

world's youngest person born

1

russian lawyer admits to repeatedly informing kremlin of trump campaign's ineptitude

1

rural working-class archbishops come out in droves to welcome trump to vatican

1

'now that's what i call a fumble,' reports man at super bowl party who has no idea what he's talking about

1

onion social cracks down on sexual harassment by banning all women from platform

1

john boehner beheads juarez cartel member who dared muscle in on his legal weed turf

0

mcdonald's just caved to a ton of pissed off 'rick & morty' fans

0

what all writers (and human beings) should keep in mind

0

I'm sure you haven't. But it is a worthy thread because of the reality that Islam "is" closing in on what we consider "the free world". If you love your freedom and the choices you now have, you should pay attention to Islam. They are consumed with a hatred for the west and are dedicated to their cause. Symbiote declares this the worst thread ever. It is unpleasant, but, Islam will not be denied. The numbers Cruiser provided mean a lot. Especially to progressives.

1

god pledges $5,000 for cancer research

1

I did and can. I simply object to it as this is a DEBATE forum and not a "let me throw my opinion around without support" forum. oops, I forgot, that is what you call debate. EF

0

norway pledges $10 million to counter trump's global anti-abortion move

1

body positivity advocate caught in illicit tryst with conventionally attractive lover

0

Bonus question: (Can you spot the grammatical error within the quoted text?)

1

Gee right on schedule here's the other half of the comic relief. Get a job and a life and off the dole. PS I think mum would be happy to see you out of her basement too.

0

olivia wilde's post for her daughter's birthday is filled with girl power

0

irish weather forecaster's halloween report spooks viewers

1

jewelry company jumps gun with engagement ring commercial featuring polyamorous triad

0

how to find work you love

1

science confirms men and women never meant to be more than friends

1

jfk jr. announces plans to run for best-dressed man in '98

1

best-laid plans of mice mostly cheese-related

1

renamed arena will always be verizon wireless amphitheater to locals

0

state trooper kills unarmed suspect as he attempts to flee, police say

1

Not in the mood? Oh I see because they restrict you already your not in the mood to remove the regulations that do not work and insert proper ones that do. Excellent ignore the issue at hand and give no suggestion to improve upon the current laws and restrictions....

1

laid-off website designer designs website about being laid off

0

And can you please tell me the difference between nonrandom variation and directed variation? I'd also like a link to verify what you say. Thank you. God Bless!

0

teaching, learning and the college ratings framework

1

obama still hasn't figured out how to adjust height of oval office desk chair

1

sessions defends separating immigrant families by citing senate confirmation vote

0

healthy and frosted (!) paleo carrot cake cookies

1

dad apparently using spanish accent to pronounce middle eastern food now

0

will the real jesus please stand up?

1

third stepdad in row has goatee

1

pope cleans up dead angel who flew into sistine chapel window

0

[not] cooking off the cuff: new ideas from sicily and naples

0

here's who the obamas invited to the state of the union address

0

40 symptoms of a healthy woman

0

in venezuela: it's time to consider new options

1

No, SS. I've made it quite clear I have no intention of pandering to your ignorance which you hold so dear. pandion has answered all your questions before in rigorous detail, and you've ignored his answers. I feel no need to join that club. If the day ever comes when you don't feel the need to protect your ignorance, if you ever trully wish to expand your horizons and actually learn, then go out and get a genentics book as I recommended. Till then I see no reason for me to engage in a lengthy explanation which you won't even read. I'm sure you'll twist this in your mind to indicate something profound, but then I really can't be held responsible for whatever goes on in that skull of yours, so I can't worry myself about it too much.

1

lame cyberattack on atlanta doesn't even turn atms, street sweepers into killing machines

0

dick cheney protester says overpowering the guy who grabbed her sign was no big deal

0

5 viruses that are scarier than ebola

0

November 13 NOVA will be presenting a special two-hourdocumentary \"Judgment Day: Intelligent Design on Trial.\" The film capturesthe turmoil that tore apart the community of Dover Pennsylvania in one ofthe latest battles over teaching evolution in public schools. Featuringtrial reenactments based on court transcripts as well as interviews withexpert scientists and Dover parents teachers and town officials thistwo-hour special follows the celebrated federal case of Kitzmiller v. Doverthrough to the judge's stunning decision.\"Could be interesting I plan on trying to catch it." Just a reminder that this is on tonight. May provide interesting fodder for debate/commentary.

0

19 adorable doggie save-the-dates for when you're having a ruff day