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1	santa signs legislation to help special-wants children
0	kendrick lamar releases surprise new album, 'untitled unmastered'
1	new study finds therapy, antidepressants equally effective at monetizing depression
1	seaworld employees place orcas in plastic bags of water while cleaning tanks
0	Sure I agree with it. The thing is, you used to argue (not in these exact words of course) that decency on the part of the hospital wasn't required, all that gays needed to do was visit a lawyer and they'd be all set. I am asking you to clarify that position now to see if you still hold that opinion or if you've changed it, specificially in light of this event. Simple question, no gotcha waiting to pounce. :)
1	for-profit college hastily designs diploma for student on verge of actually graduating
1	disgusting couple always interacting in public
0	if this is what fall looks like, sign us up
1	world leaders hope singapore summit will lead to north korea becoming normal impoverished country they don't have to think about
1	jon hamm to overenthusiastic fan: 'you're ruining me for everyone'
1	world gets first-ever look inside greenspan fantasy ranch
0	obama in hiroshima: a visit to honor, not apologize
0	trump populism has won the gop civil war? not a chance
1	bush not heard from for over a month
0	turkey's most perfect beach is an actual butterfly wonderland
0	fictional books within books we wish were real
1	all flights grounded after faa officials suddenly realize that man was not meant to fly
1	sasha obama orders secret service agent to stop squirming during makeover
1	executive on hot streak with 2 straight logical decisions
0	syrian refugees are among the obamas' state of the union guests
1	nasa frantically announces mission to earth's core after accidentally launching rocket upside down
1	Attitude? You mean that attitude towards the great Satan and the Zionist Jews subjegating their fellow muslims palestinians?
0	blue aclu ribbons are the stars' best accessories at 2017 oscars
0	brian williams takes over 'today'
0	your guide to the new fall dramas
1	'i was the one who slept with stormy daniels,' says sonny perdue in desperate attempt to serve as trump's fall guy
0	vladimir putin, florida man, arrested for trespassing at supermarket
0	paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old
0	tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre
0	While that definition of sin is true, the Hebrew definition means missing the mark. You could stretch it to mean unfit in English.And you're technically wrong about the bible. Modernly it is one book, but bible means little books. For a time they were floating around in clusters. So academically they are self contained and unrelated. The apocryphal books are "secret" books. Religious scholars eventually decided they were just a bunch of stories, and most never made it in the bible. Look at Song of Solomon it made the cut, and people still have problems with it being put in, yet it conflicts with nothing.
0	kate hudson's matthew mcconaughey impression is spot on
0	pele hospitalized for back surgery
1	white to attend boat show
0	#nofilter skin, baby hairs & more major beauty moments from new york fashion week
0	the single greatest threat to our national security is donald trump
0	So Minnesota is the one state Ohioprof was referring to?
0	selene chin: ground yourself with the right skills
0	poll: americans think gop's iran letter was inappropriate
0	an open letter to my 3 extraordinary brown girls
1	breaking: mom dropped like 80 bucks on some necklace with an owl on it at the art fair
0	he said he loved me...
0	watch bryan cranston's 'malcolm in the middle' character morph into walter white
0	catalan leader says region cannot accept 'illegal' control from madrid
0	shamed and abandoned: the fate of syria's former female inmates
1	laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes
1	woman's children officially old enough to pony up for good birthday gift this year
1	buckingham palace guards impressed by first lady's ability to never crack smile
1	Since you seem to know Jebus so well why don't you ask him to make an appearance and tell all of us heathens the error of our ways.. Why not let Jebus tell the world what he thinks about Homosexuals ... Oh wait.. Jebus never mentioned the subject so this is just YOU and YOUR ilk spreading more homophobic paranoia ... You've reached a new Low EZridden.. and I never thought you could get any lower ...emoticonXBounceremoticonXBouncer
0	the public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules
1	state of the union preceded by memoriam reel of americans lost in past year
0	on any given day we simply don't know what trump we'll be getting
1	report: nation thinking about big, warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake right now
1	aging airliner flies out to sea to die
0	how to get kendall jenner's $8,000 outfit for under $200
1	mother's little angel just made fun of classmate's weight for 30 straight minutes
1	brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online
0	report: espn suspends another host for domestic violence comments
0	willi dorner's 'bodies in urban spaces' (video)
0	after decades of effort, chemists overseas report 'nano' breakthrough
0	So Gup20 wants to play word games. (Sigh) This is usually a sign that he or she has run out of logical arguments. Anyway, this topic is in another thread. I won't discuss it here.
1	Exactly, which is why I don't like economists:) Accountants are the true heroes...ha
1	republicans praise nixon administration for allowing qaddafi to rule libya so he could one day be overthrown
0	False. Beneficial mutations in bacteria have been observed in the lab. Far from wrecking the system, they allowed the system to continue to live while those without the mutations died: the mutations improved the system's ability to survive and perpetuate itself.
0	the price for killing workers must be prison
1	loser can't even get wife pregnant
0	gop picks paul ryan for house speaker
1	snowman sucks
1	Don't even think about contriving how gay marrige violates YOUR RIGHTS assmonkey. That's the most ludicrous, inane statement I have yet heard from the Religious Right.
0	mlb player shows what #dadlife is all about with viral tweet
1	area man accidentally signs up for aol latino
1	man wistfully looks around website he hasn't visited for 30 minutes
0	marti noxon poured her own life into 'to the bone,' a movie about anorexia
1	boyfriend not to be trusted with netflix queue
0	these social media apps are causing trouble in schools
1	bernie sanders fills in for factory worker unable to take time off to vote
1	When those people who submit themselves to temporary relocation from their inner-city residence to a 'vacation' inner-city full of like-minded people with massive vehicles and trailers discover they can save money and enjoy 5-star hotels the US may have reached an enlightenment level that uses common sense. I'm not holding my breath for that change.
1	boss wants friendly, relaxed company culture in place by friday
1	'piggies' written in blood on clouds only clue in shocking murder of six angels
0	fewer words about sex, food and documentaries
1	Anyone speaking English could well be an illegal from the UK then, right? I guess Puerto Ricans better watch out too.
0	most americans want u.s. to keep funding expanded medicaid
1	fussy eater 38
0	5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre
0	i'm a nightmare ex-girlfriend — and i'm cool with that
1	equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can
0	activists criticize prosecutor in charge of tamir rice reports
0	Really? Do all your views depend on somebody else changing them for you?
0	college football playoff projections
1	You mean to tell me that you would deny a woman's right to her own body for a zygote, yet you have no problem murdering real human beings? Sounds like a conservative to me...
0	I'm sorry but the baby is a part of both of them.Should it be that the mother decides to keep the baby and the father want's her to terminate the state will still come chasing for child support.Why the father didn't get a say on if the baby was born or not so why should he have to pay child supportbecause the law says so.
0	hear social media obsessed teen's reaction when her parents take away phone
1	scientists discover perfect little out-of-the-way place
1	nation's pansies announce plan to slowly acclimate to pool
1	aisle of hispanic food items all man needs to know about fate of country
1	If you'd have taken the time to watch the movie "Expelled" you wouldn't find it nearly so absurd. emoticonXAngel
1	I don't understand your outrage. McChrystal's your boy's general now. Are you saying that you disagree with "the Great One"?
1	tense party enters third hour of unplayed acoustic guitar leaning against wall
0	television's nerdiest indian gets real
0	what love is not: 11 truths i want my sons to know on valentine's day
0	I think her point was that the pope is biased because he's catholic.

1

santa signs legislation to help special-wants children

0

kendrick lamar releases surprise new album, 'untitled unmastered'

1

new study finds therapy, antidepressants equally effective at monetizing depression

1

seaworld employees place orcas in plastic bags of water while cleaning tanks

0

Sure I agree with it. The thing is, you used to argue (not in these exact words of course) that decency on the part of the hospital wasn't required, all that gays needed to do was visit a lawyer and they'd be all set. I am asking you to clarify that position now to see if you still hold that opinion or if you've changed it, specificially in light of this event. Simple question, no gotcha waiting to pounce. :)

1

for-profit college hastily designs diploma for student on verge of actually graduating

1

disgusting couple always interacting in public

0

if this is what fall looks like, sign us up

1

world leaders hope singapore summit will lead to north korea becoming normal impoverished country they don't have to think about

1

jon hamm to overenthusiastic fan: 'you're ruining me for everyone'

1

world gets first-ever look inside greenspan fantasy ranch

0

obama in hiroshima: a visit to honor, not apologize

0

trump populism has won the gop civil war? not a chance

1

bush not heard from for over a month

0

turkey's most perfect beach is an actual butterfly wonderland

0

fictional books within books we wish were real

1

all flights grounded after faa officials suddenly realize that man was not meant to fly

1

sasha obama orders secret service agent to stop squirming during makeover

1

executive on hot streak with 2 straight logical decisions

0

syrian refugees are among the obamas' state of the union guests

1

nasa frantically announces mission to earth's core after accidentally launching rocket upside down

1

Attitude? You mean that attitude towards the great Satan and the Zionist Jews subjegating their fellow muslims palestinians?

0

blue aclu ribbons are the stars' best accessories at 2017 oscars

0

brian williams takes over 'today'

0

your guide to the new fall dramas

1

'i was the one who slept with stormy daniels,' says sonny perdue in desperate attempt to serve as trump's fall guy

0

vladimir putin, florida man, arrested for trespassing at supermarket

0

paul ryan's wonk shtick is getting old

0

tourists describe scenes of horror in tunisian beach massacre

0

While that definition of sin is true, the Hebrew definition means missing the mark. You could stretch it to mean unfit in English.And you're technically wrong about the bible. Modernly it is one book, but bible means little books. For a time they were floating around in clusters. So academically they are self contained and unrelated. The apocryphal books are "secret" books. Religious scholars eventually decided they were just a bunch of stories, and most never made it in the bible. Look at Song of Solomon it made the cut, and people still have problems with it being put in, yet it conflicts with nothing.

0

kate hudson's matthew mcconaughey impression is spot on

0

pele hospitalized for back surgery

1

white to attend boat show

0

#nofilter skin, baby hairs & more major beauty moments from new york fashion week

0

the single greatest threat to our national security is donald trump

0

So Minnesota is the one state Ohioprof was referring to?

0

selene chin: ground yourself with the right skills

0

poll: americans think gop's iran letter was inappropriate

0

an open letter to my 3 extraordinary brown girls

1

breaking: mom dropped like 80 bucks on some necklace with an owl on it at the art fair

0

he said he loved me...

0

watch bryan cranston's 'malcolm in the middle' character morph into walter white

0

catalan leader says region cannot accept 'illegal' control from madrid

0

shamed and abandoned: the fate of syria's former female inmates

1

laptop gets to age when it can be lightly tossed sometimes

1

woman's children officially old enough to pony up for good birthday gift this year

1

buckingham palace guards impressed by first lady's ability to never crack smile

1

Since you seem to know Jebus so well why don't you ask him to make an appearance and tell all of us heathens the error of our ways.. Why not let Jebus tell the world what he thinks about Homosexuals ... Oh wait.. Jebus never mentioned the subject so this is just YOU and YOUR ilk spreading more homophobic paranoia ... You've reached a new Low EZridden.. and I never thought you could get any lower ...emoticonXBounceremoticonXBouncer

0

the public still can't see the eric garner grand jury records, court rules

1

state of the union preceded by memoriam reel of americans lost in past year

0

on any given day we simply don't know what trump we'll be getting

1

report: nation thinking about big, warm piece of cinnamon coffee cake right now

1

aging airliner flies out to sea to die

0

how to get kendall jenner's $8,000 outfit for under $200

1

mother's little angel just made fun of classmate's weight for 30 straight minutes

1

brave woman enters restaurant without first looking it up online

0

report: espn suspends another host for domestic violence comments

0

willi dorner's 'bodies in urban spaces' (video)

0

after decades of effort, chemists overseas report 'nano' breakthrough

0

So Gup20 wants to play word games. (Sigh) This is usually a sign that he or she has run out of logical arguments. Anyway, this topic is in another thread. I won't discuss it here.

1

Exactly, which is why I don't like economists:) Accountants are the true heroes...ha

1

republicans praise nixon administration for allowing qaddafi to rule libya so he could one day be overthrown

0

False. Beneficial mutations in bacteria have been observed in the lab. Far from wrecking the system, they allowed the system to continue to live while those without the mutations died: the mutations improved the system's ability to survive and perpetuate itself.

0

the price for killing workers must be prison

1

loser can't even get wife pregnant

0

gop picks paul ryan for house speaker

1

snowman sucks

1

Don't even think about contriving how gay marrige violates YOUR RIGHTS assmonkey. That's the most ludicrous, inane statement I have yet heard from the Religious Right.

0

mlb player shows what #dadlife is all about with viral tweet

1

area man accidentally signs up for aol latino

1

man wistfully looks around website he hasn't visited for 30 minutes

0

marti noxon poured her own life into 'to the bone,' a movie about anorexia

1

boyfriend not to be trusted with netflix queue

0

these social media apps are causing trouble in schools

1

bernie sanders fills in for factory worker unable to take time off to vote

1

When those people who submit themselves to temporary relocation from their inner-city residence to a 'vacation' inner-city full of like-minded people with massive vehicles and trailers discover they can save money and enjoy 5-star hotels the US may have reached an enlightenment level that uses common sense. I'm not holding my breath for that change.

1

boss wants friendly, relaxed company culture in place by friday

1

'piggies' written in blood on clouds only clue in shocking murder of six angels

0

fewer words about sex, food and documentaries

1

Anyone speaking English could well be an illegal from the UK then, right? I guess Puerto Ricans better watch out too.

0

most americans want u.s. to keep funding expanded medicaid

1

fussy eater 38

0

5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre

0

i'm a nightmare ex-girlfriend — and i'm cool with that

1

equifax impressed by hackers' ability to ruin people's finances more efficiently than company can

0

activists criticize prosecutor in charge of tamir rice reports

0

Really? Do all your views depend on somebody else changing them for you?

0

college football playoff projections

1

You mean to tell me that you would deny a woman's right to her own body for a zygote, yet you have no problem murdering real human beings? Sounds like a conservative to me...

0

I'm sorry but the baby is a part of both of them.Should it be that the mother decides to keep the baby and the father want's her to terminate the state will still come chasing for child support.Why the father didn't get a say on if the baby was born or not so why should he have to pay child supportbecause the law says so.

0

hear social media obsessed teen's reaction when her parents take away phone

1

scientists discover perfect little out-of-the-way place

1

nation's pansies announce plan to slowly acclimate to pool

1

aisle of hispanic food items all man needs to know about fate of country

1

If you'd have taken the time to watch the movie "Expelled" you wouldn't find it nearly so absurd. emoticonXAngel

1

I don't understand your outrage. McChrystal's your boy's general now. Are you saying that you disagree with "the Great One"?

1

tense party enters third hour of unplayed acoustic guitar leaning against wall

0

television's nerdiest indian gets real

0

what love is not: 11 truths i want my sons to know on valentine's day

0

I think her point was that the pope is biased because he's catholic.