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0	gop rep's office got a student suspended for cursing while asking for gun control
1	But I suppose this is all MY/Our Fault too. Huh Brady? First all of Mexico's violence was my/our fault until it was found out that the ATF was actually running guns into Mexico, now what some slimeball does in Norway is my fault. Get a clue.
0	does being neurotic really make you more creative?
1	congress passes seriously uncool legislation
0	how a traveling consultant helps america hide the homeless
1	Well, if you really don't understand the difference and think they are the same, then try killing your wife and see what happens. You'll find she is a living, breathing person. I love the logic Chester wrote. "Let's assume for a moment that an egg is a chicken. Let's assume for a moment that an acorn is an oak tree." And most of us eat eggs. . . .YUCK! We just ate a chicken and didn't know it.
1	We don't take him seriously anymore because despite having been refuted over and over (both here and on at least four other boards), he still posts the same garbage. Whenever it looks like there has been overwhelming refutation of his thread, he abandons it and starts a new one saying basically the same thing as the one before it. THAT is why he isn't taken seriously, and no, it is not "unfair". I also have to ask why you think he puts so much intelligence into his posts, when all he does is either cut and paste from some anti-evolution site, or say things like "science is a joke" My pet dog could do better.
1	civilization collapses
0	controlling birth, controlling pregnant women
0	trump brings back 'pocahontas' slur of elizabeth warren at event for native american veterans
0	rosamund pike is ravishing in red
0	midlife obesity may speed up alzheimer's
0	cyber monday 2015 may set a new record
1	entire blogosphere stunned by blogger's special weekend post
1	all of artist's nudes look terrified
1	So your biased reading of the Bible coupled with your personal flaws and your misunderstanding of science is the basis of your religiosity? Somehow I don't think that's something you'd really want to brag about...
1	That has to be a typo my friend. If you can compress the EB into only 1012 bits then you can write your own ticket in the field of data compression! Lets see 100 million pages into 1012 bits - fantastic - please tell us how. I really would like to put the entire literature of mankind (and more) on an Ipod.
0	Well, HRC estimates that the costs would be negligable and that some governments would actually save money. They site many studies on the issue, which I have not taken the time to look up, as I think this sort of statistic is worthless. It is unreasonable to ask same-sex couples to pay for the marriage of opposite-sex couples without asking opposite-sex couples to return this payment. Still, you seem very concerned about it, so I will provide this link: http://www.hrc.org/Template.cfm?Sect...entDisplay.cfm It is an interest group in favor of gay rights, yes, but that doesn't make them wrong. I did have a link to an actual study on the topic, but I cannot seem to find it. I'm sure if I scoured the Internet more, I could come up with something.
0	Brinks plays on people's fears to sell security systems that don't even work. Insurance companies play on people's fears to sell their policies.
0	gop party chairman really doesn't want to talk about abolishing the irs
1	oxfam: 'your donation will help us protect impoverished girls from our employees'
0	scott walker issues executive order allowing national guard members to carry weapons
0	spectacular video lets you fly around ceres
0	Well be cynical if you want, if someone in your family had done as you ascribed you wouldn't be here to be so glib. Nor would the human race or any other species where penile-vaginal sex takes place. I guess all those years of biological reproduction show it. You will also notice I didn't make it an absolute statement. I said "minimal or negligable physical damage".I understand that female biology undergoes truama too during sex, the fact is the trauma of vaginal sex i.....1. more forgiving and 2. Obviously possible of greater/important final result. And um, like with lesbian activities, the size of the "peg" also matters so how do you know lesbian activities are a lot less harmful.
0	here's how a landmark ruling on trans teens' rights could have a colossal impact on schools
0	united airlines temporarily suspends cargo travel for pets
1	Not only that, when you went back to nitpick my spelling and typing, you MISSED 3 glaring typos, and called foul on spelling that is arguably correct. Who is the amateur (or idiot if you prefer) here???
0	this time, michael phelps is asking for katie ledecky's autograph
1	elon musk unveils new clean energy luxury car pulled by 8 tesla employees
0	women in business q&a: alana, juliette and nicole feld, feld entertainment
1	nephew surprised by how much bigger aunt has gotten since last year
1	fuming rachel maddow spends entire show just pointing wildly at picture of putin
1	mom makes sure everyone has masturbated before long car ride
1	local brother-in-law heard you can make shitload of money doing that
0	But the military is pretty much all a volunteer thing. It's not a hiring process--employer/employee thing. That arrangement lends itself more to the soldier not volunteering for service in the first place.
1	'batman v. superman' promotion urges filmgoers to just get this over with
1	few years in military would have really straightened out troubled teen killed on first tour of afghanistan
1	Oh my goodness, yes. I had forgotten that scenario. How silly of me.
1	Why am I not surprised chester, that chloe directly giving an in depth answer to you is perceived as not being germane to the topic. Since you never directly answer any proposition forwarded as you derail every thread by just serving up your off topic tripe. emoticonXGood
1	tony award disappoints parents even more
0	house gop announces lawyer for obama lawsuit
1	local history museum really digging deep to fill 2 15-by-20-foot rooms
1	dead facebook friend from high school still has cartman profile picture
0	finding comfort in the wake of 9/11
1	LoL What part of a Binding Document, the Constitution with it's Bill of Rights, don't you understand! You demand that we obey the law, but you would allow Government to break the Supreme law of the Land, and you call me a nut? I gotta say my friend, THAT is truly nutty! emoticonXSmilie
1	nation urged to be extra sensitive to men reliving trauma of not getting something
0	when you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up
1	report: 45% of all randomly paired freshman roommates now at breaking point
1	man wishes there was some sort of sign he could put on his house to let visitors know he has gone fishing
0	white house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning
0	new film takes an honest look at life with a transgender parent
0	faith groups rally against racism on anniversary of martin luther king jr.'s death
1	baskin-robbins' cash register interface just big button for ice cream
0	tuesday's morning email: shutdown fears grow amid daca fight
1	gender of person in ronald mcdonald costume unclear
0	You need to read what people say more thoroughly, and think about it before you respond. When he said "can" (and there are not many simpler words than that!) It didn't mean "will", "must", or "shall" be more aggressive. It has been shown that in some cases it "CAN" happen. It may not have happened with you. It still might, we don't know. We might even say that it is not likely to happen, but we can't say that it won't, because sometimes some people do behave more aggressively when they have a gun.
1	sex shop bathroom key attached to 18-inch double dildo
1	harper's index: percentage of harper's readers who only read index: 98
0	please stop asking this unsettling question to women everywhere
0	the ego-centric art world is killing art
1	san diego zoo acquires chinese man
0	russia denies it has compromising information on donald trump
1	woman with amazing rack told she has beautiful eyes
1	Oh, but Sina does not live in a womb so she is unimportant.
1	enchanted by own innocence, michael jackson molests self
0	what do non-farm payroll & interest rates mean for real estate?
1	white supremacist tired after long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets
1	Actually, God does not care one bit. It's only plumbing.. Got that from God Himself
0	once-homeless hairstylist helps girls in need in the most beautiful way
0	the presidency and moral courage
1	white house carefully screening any gun control town hall questions that address obama as 'mein führer'
0	kanye west talks about getting liposuction and battling an opioid addiction
1	q-tip releases new multi-pronged family swab
0	today we are all journalists
1	area man experimented with sex back in college
0	mcdonald's musical ad targets hispanics with princess of bachata
0	3 things you should know about learning disabilities
1	gimp tied to pole on curb outside coffee shop while owner inside
0	stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles
1	area man's life comes to tragic middle
0	obamacare benefits plenty of people in states donald trump won
0	4-year-old singing with her dad is the epitome of cute
0	10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light
1	Wow, so Balrogs existed according to the Bible? Whoda thunk.
1	area man nostalgic for time when ads targeting him not as sad
1	police seek suspect in series of random later hostings
1	exxonmobil ceo depressed after realizing earth could end before they finish extracting all the oil
0	homelessness in the us dropped slightly since last year
0	And what would make them separate species? How about wolves and dogs, separate species? How about Great Danes and Chihuahuas? They cannot interbreed under any circumstances (even artificially - the fetus isn't viable).
0	failure is an essential element of success
1	real-life stranger on a train less interesting than hitchcock version
1	defunded planned parenthood reassures supporters it has enough fetus cash to keep going
0	oregon gov. kate brown announces reelection bid
0	princess nokia reveals she threw soup on racist subway rider in viral video
1	middle manager announces plans to skedaddle
1	comedy central celebrates one millionth airing of cheech & chong: still smokin'
1	Sigma, I was only joking. It hit me this morning though that if I'm willing to talk about abortion without bringing up God, I wonder if the Pro-Choicers could argue their position without bringing up "women's rights". ;-)
0	dear new mama: you can do this
1	law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school
0	this dell laptop never worked. how about a refund?

0

gop rep's office got a student suspended for cursing while asking for gun control

1

But I suppose this is all MY/Our Fault too. Huh Brady? First all of Mexico's violence was my/our fault until it was found out that the ATF was actually running guns into Mexico, now what some slimeball does in Norway is my fault. Get a clue.

0

does being neurotic really make you more creative?

1

congress passes seriously uncool legislation

0

how a traveling consultant helps america hide the homeless

1

Well, if you really don't understand the difference and think they are the same, then try killing your wife and see what happens. You'll find she is a living, breathing person. I love the logic Chester wrote. "Let's assume for a moment that an egg is a chicken. Let's assume for a moment that an acorn is an oak tree." And most of us eat eggs. . . .YUCK! We just ate a chicken and didn't know it.

1

We don't take him seriously anymore because despite having been refuted over and over (both here and on at least four other boards), he still posts the same garbage. Whenever it looks like there has been overwhelming refutation of his thread, he abandons it and starts a new one saying basically the same thing as the one before it. THAT is why he isn't taken seriously, and no, it is not "unfair". I also have to ask why you think he puts so much intelligence into his posts, when all he does is either cut and paste from some anti-evolution site, or say things like "science is a joke" My pet dog could do better.

1

civilization collapses

0

controlling birth, controlling pregnant women

0

trump brings back 'pocahontas' slur of elizabeth warren at event for native american veterans

0

rosamund pike is ravishing in red

0

midlife obesity may speed up alzheimer's

0

cyber monday 2015 may set a new record

1

entire blogosphere stunned by blogger's special weekend post

1

all of artist's nudes look terrified

1

So your biased reading of the Bible coupled with your personal flaws and your misunderstanding of science is the basis of your religiosity? Somehow I don't think that's something you'd really want to brag about...

1

That has to be a typo my friend. If you can compress the EB into only 1012 bits then you can write your own ticket in the field of data compression! Lets see 100 million pages into 1012 bits - fantastic - please tell us how. I really would like to put the entire literature of mankind (and more) on an Ipod.

0

Well, HRC estimates that the costs would be negligable and that some governments would actually save money. They site many studies on the issue, which I have not taken the time to look up, as I think this sort of statistic is worthless. It is unreasonable to ask same-sex couples to pay for the marriage of opposite-sex couples without asking opposite-sex couples to return this payment. Still, you seem very concerned about it, so I will provide this link: http://www.hrc.org/Template.cfm?Sect...entDisplay.cfm It is an interest group in favor of gay rights, yes, but that doesn't make them wrong. I did have a link to an actual study on the topic, but I cannot seem to find it. I'm sure if I scoured the Internet more, I could come up with something.

0

Brinks plays on people's fears to sell security systems that don't even work. Insurance companies play on people's fears to sell their policies.

0

gop party chairman really doesn't want to talk about abolishing the irs

1

oxfam: 'your donation will help us protect impoverished girls from our employees'

0

scott walker issues executive order allowing national guard members to carry weapons

0

spectacular video lets you fly around ceres

0

Well be cynical if you want, if someone in your family had done as you ascribed you wouldn't be here to be so glib. Nor would the human race or any other species where penile-vaginal sex takes place. I guess all those years of biological reproduction show it. You will also notice I didn't make it an absolute statement. I said "minimal or negligable physical damage".I understand that female biology undergoes truama too during sex, the fact is the trauma of vaginal sex i.....1. more forgiving and 2. Obviously possible of greater/important final result. And um, like with lesbian activities, the size of the "peg" also matters so how do you know lesbian activities are a lot less harmful.

0

here's how a landmark ruling on trans teens' rights could have a colossal impact on schools

0

united airlines temporarily suspends cargo travel for pets

1

Not only that, when you went back to nitpick my spelling and typing, you MISSED 3 glaring typos, and called foul on spelling that is arguably correct. Who is the amateur (or idiot if you prefer) here???

0

this time, michael phelps is asking for katie ledecky's autograph

1

elon musk unveils new clean energy luxury car pulled by 8 tesla employees

0

women in business q&a: alana, juliette and nicole feld, feld entertainment

1

nephew surprised by how much bigger aunt has gotten since last year

1

fuming rachel maddow spends entire show just pointing wildly at picture of putin

1

mom makes sure everyone has masturbated before long car ride

1

local brother-in-law heard you can make shitload of money doing that

0

But the military is pretty much all a volunteer thing. It's not a hiring process--employer/employee thing. That arrangement lends itself more to the soldier not volunteering for service in the first place.

1

'batman v. superman' promotion urges filmgoers to just get this over with

1

few years in military would have really straightened out troubled teen killed on first tour of afghanistan

1

Oh my goodness, yes. I had forgotten that scenario. How silly of me.

1

Why am I not surprised chester, that chloe directly giving an in depth answer to you is perceived as not being germane to the topic. Since you never directly answer any proposition forwarded as you derail every thread by just serving up your off topic tripe. emoticonXGood

1

tony award disappoints parents even more

0

house gop announces lawyer for obama lawsuit

1

local history museum really digging deep to fill 2 15-by-20-foot rooms

1

dead facebook friend from high school still has cartman profile picture

0

finding comfort in the wake of 9/11

1

LoL What part of a Binding Document, the Constitution with it's Bill of Rights, don't you understand! You demand that we obey the law, but you would allow Government to break the Supreme law of the Land, and you call me a nut? I gotta say my friend, THAT is truly nutty! emoticonXSmilie

1

nation urged to be extra sensitive to men reliving trauma of not getting something

0

when you google 'why do women ...' some very interesting results come up

1

report: 45% of all randomly paired freshman roommates now at breaking point

1

man wishes there was some sort of sign he could put on his house to let visitors know he has gone fishing

0

white house works to release republican memo despite fbi warning

0

new film takes an honest look at life with a transgender parent

0

faith groups rally against racism on anniversary of martin luther king jr.'s death

1

baskin-robbins' cash register interface just big button for ice cream

0

tuesday's morning email: shutdown fears grow amid daca fight

1

gender of person in ronald mcdonald costume unclear

0

You need to read what people say more thoroughly, and think about it before you respond. When he said "can" (and there are not many simpler words than that!) It didn't mean "will", "must", or "shall" be more aggressive. It has been shown that in some cases it "CAN" happen. It may not have happened with you. It still might, we don't know. We might even say that it is not likely to happen, but we can't say that it won't, because sometimes some people do behave more aggressively when they have a gun.

1

sex shop bathroom key attached to 18-inch double dildo

1

harper's index: percentage of harper's readers who only read index: 98

0

please stop asking this unsettling question to women everywhere

0

the ego-centric art world is killing art

1

san diego zoo acquires chinese man

0

russia denies it has compromising information on donald trump

1

woman with amazing rack told she has beautiful eyes

1

Oh, but Sina does not live in a womb so she is unimportant.

1

enchanted by own innocence, michael jackson molests self

0

what do non-farm payroll & interest rates mean for real estate?

1

white supremacist tired after long day of interviews with mainstream news outlets

1

Actually, God does not care one bit. It's only plumbing.. Got that from God Himself

0

once-homeless hairstylist helps girls in need in the most beautiful way

0

the presidency and moral courage

1

white house carefully screening any gun control town hall questions that address obama as 'mein führer'

0

kanye west talks about getting liposuction and battling an opioid addiction

1

q-tip releases new multi-pronged family swab

0

today we are all journalists

1

area man experimented with sex back in college

0

mcdonald's musical ad targets hispanics with princess of bachata

0

3 things you should know about learning disabilities

1

gimp tied to pole on curb outside coffee shop while owner inside

0

stage door: death of a salesman, hell's belles

1

area man's life comes to tragic middle

0

obamacare benefits plenty of people in states donald trump won

0

4-year-old singing with her dad is the epitome of cute

0

10 (more) gorgeous colorized photos that put history in a new light

1

Wow, so Balrogs existed according to the Bible? Whoda thunk.

1

area man nostalgic for time when ads targeting him not as sad

1

police seek suspect in series of random later hostings

1

exxonmobil ceo depressed after realizing earth could end before they finish extracting all the oil

0

homelessness in the us dropped slightly since last year

0

And what would make them separate species? How about wolves and dogs, separate species? How about Great Danes and Chihuahuas? They cannot interbreed under any circumstances (even artificially - the fetus isn't viable).

0

failure is an essential element of success

1

real-life stranger on a train less interesting than hitchcock version

1

defunded planned parenthood reassures supporters it has enough fetus cash to keep going

0

oregon gov. kate brown announces reelection bid

0

princess nokia reveals she threw soup on racist subway rider in viral video

1

middle manager announces plans to skedaddle

1

comedy central celebrates one millionth airing of cheech & chong: still smokin'

1

Sigma, I was only joking. It hit me this morning though that if I'm willing to talk about abortion without bringing up God, I wonder if the Pro-Choicers could argue their position without bringing up "women's rights". ;-)

0

dear new mama: you can do this

1

law schools now require applicants to honestly state whether they want to go to law school

0

this dell laptop never worked. how about a refund?