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1	'lost' possibly still airing in parallel dimension, desperate fans report
0	gett: the trial of viviane amsalem or, the craziness of israeli society
0	dodgers co-owner magic johnson goes bonkers watching team romp to world series
0	How do you know none of the "children" were actually gang members engaged in illegal activity, and that fact was simply excluded because it wasn't considered newsworthy?
0	new editorial argues you can't out-exercise a bad diet
1	ex-con still hanging out with hallucinatory voices that got him in trouble in first place
0	This argument is self-defeating. A theory is not a fact, no matter how much evidence may support the theory. Bad wording. But again, if you claim something as a fact, you must have proof, verified in both your method of reasoning, and the reasoning utilized by the person you are proving the fact to.
0	car bomb kills turkish soldiers in mainly kurdish province
1	emporia, kansas named best small town in america to escape from
1	ant hoping queen will notice pretzel crumb he got her
0	top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter
1	clinton tosses unpledged superdelegate in trunk of car
0	reforming college debt, part i: the problem
0	justin timberlake is the new face of dad-pop
1	Why would anyone want to get to Heaven? Archangel and people like him would be there, praying and chanting 24/7 . Thanks but no thanks!
1	report: human bones found on remote pacific island most likely remains of those eaten by amelia earhart
0	why everybody loves seniors on airbnb
1	scientists announce today best time to look directly at sun
1	Very Interesting! After only 33 posts Mintaka already has the political and gun advocacy priorities of individual members here down pat; or should I say the resurrected antonia, our resident National socialist healthcare freak does and couldn't help but expose her personal insights where none should exist for this alleged newbie.
0	I don;t really know anything about british gun control in colonial india, and don't really see it's relevance, since colonial india is gone. I DO know that this had nothing to do with the British refusal to conscript indians into the British Army. This was directed at the disarming of the Indian Army under british rule. The indian citizens were never actually disarmed under British rule, just the army. During WWI, indians were allowed to volunteer for the British army (the British knew it was a bad idea to conscript men from colonies).
1	Abstinence until heterosexual marriage isn't encouraging heterosexual marriage? I've never heard of an abstinence-until-domestic-partnership program. Perhaps you could point us to an inclusive abstinence-only program somewhere. Perhaps not....
1	man only has himself to blame for what's in targeted banner ad
0	The Skeptic has requested no judges. This actually suits me as there are too many of you that I'd have to pick from and I therefore avoid slighting anyone by not picking them
0	how 2 california parents could 'home-school' their shackled and abused children
0	i can't do this anymore, congress. i can't.
1	report: more companies offering paid maternity leave to mothers who complete 3 months of work ahead of time
0	bask in the glow of adele telling critics to 'suck my dick' mid-concert
1	Already busted, Mr. Trebor. Went in one eye and out the other. Come back when you have something other than generalized rhetoric.
0	A perfect example of why Christian fundamentalismm and evolution can't co-exist. If God is wrong, then the Bible is wrong. Evolution contradicts the Bible, plain and simple.
1	time-traveling hillary clinton warns self to do everything in exact same way
1	Says the one who calls everyone who disagrees with him about politics a "Bush hater" and then cowardly runs away. emoticonXRolleyes
0	imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility
1	God became man for a time to set people free, Trebor. Get it right.
1	commas, turning up, everywhere
0	curvy model who's had a 'roller coaster relationship' with her belly rolls now embraces them in the punniest way
1	study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position
1	art student's nudes obviously drawn from hustler
1	knicks front office scrambling after zion williamson drafted before 3rd pick
1	wildfires force colorado to airlift rocky mountains to safety
0	congress passes 34th short-term funding patch for highways
0	mother of slain aurora teen calls out bernie sanders on gun control
0	jack antonoff opens up about struggling with depression
0	#trybeatingmelightly shows pakistani women won't stand for wife-beating bill
0	joe biden has strong words for betsy devos after her title ix announcement
0	the threat of a right-wing supreme court: analyzing trump's prospective justices
0	in detroit some things change; too much stays the same
0	this. actually. happened.
1	new apple ceo tim cook: 'i'm thinking printers'
1	Why is it that people don't want to admit that it was Bush's' reckless spending on a War that we didn't need , the tax cuts for the richest 2 % of America, The Fact that under Bush they had to ADD space on the Debt clock, not to mention that he was as dumb as a rock, yet they can place all this blame on Obama who inherited this mess and has done more to get us out of it than Bush or any Republican would have done. Unemployment is High, we know this, but it was on it's way up when Obama took over because under Bush more corporations left this country , more businesses closed down, the Banks were allowed to do whatever they wanted without regulation of any kind, and yet none of it is his fault?.. Enlighten me...
0	the dark history of birth control
0	stripping women of access to health care indirectly ensures republican success
0	there's no need to fear other people's 'bad energy,' says psychic
0	pot and cigarette smoking have at least one health consequence in common
0	'i'm tired of being taxed for being a woman'
0	But the whole process was done in the courts using the process set up by the constitution. Where the laws are not clear on an issue, such as in Massachusetts, it is the courts job to decide. The courts are a check on the injustice towards minorities by the majority.
0	'holy s**t!': airplane lands right in front of driver on ny highway
1	iranian team openly working on bomb in negotiating room
0	chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination
0	9 brands with sexy spokesmodels over 50
1	hertz introduces short-term rental for just driving around to clear head
0	But of course, according to one singularly deranged poster here, it's the Republicans who are truly pro-gay (they just can't show it, doncha know), while the Democrats are just paying phony-baloney lip service to us...
0	how do i make my 4-month-old fall in love with reading?
1	Yeah, right, JO, socialist countries are Eden Mecca's all over the world today. No matter how many times they fail, its proponents just need another chance.
1	Oh well. Keep trying and you will get there one day.
1	bob hope happy to see so many troops in heaven
1	wedding planner suggests replacing unsightly groom
1	kindergartener's account of day at school passionate, incomprehensible
1	ROFLMAO! Nice way of restating the 'inaccurate' statement basically the same way.
0	steve kerr gave an impassioned plea for gun control that everyone should hear
1	netanyahu announces day of mourning for fence damaged in yesterday's conflict
0	what it takes to land a book deal
0	trump says terror attack will 'probably help' marine le pen in french elections
1	Evidence, I dont need no sticking evidence. This is what I beleive, and thats it, but I will dig up some proof that supports my point.
0	treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves
1	tumbleweed of pubes rolls through desolate dorm bathroom
0	rubio slams private fundraiser secrecy: 'it's a public event'
1	new lover features 30 percent more cock
0	It doesn't matter whether it is religous or not. The odds of anyboy being fired over such a thing are slim to none. Morning after pills can not possibly make up eough of any given pharmacys revenue to make it worth the expense of replacing a skilled employee.
0	how indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd
1	the scream poster stolen from area dorm room
1	white house concerned ryan zinke made land deal without giving cut to trump
0	liberals, it's time to look at ourselves in the mirror
0	shrinking majority of americans supports marijuana legalization
0	8 chic winter looks for pregnant gals
0	texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money
1	And I suppose you feel it would've been better if she died at the hands of a knife-wielding killer?
1	dollar store has great deal on fig nortons
0	north korea botches missile launch on founder's birthday
1	mountaintop retreat with maharishi leaves greenspan obsessed with rupee
1	drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.
1	american public clarifies rational, measured response to this terror threat doesn't preclude panicked overreaction in future
1	The fact they are blond has nothign to do with the fact they are dumb. The right wing mindless talking points from Fox News is another matter.
1	ozzy osbourne bites head off five-pound chocolate rabbit
0	10 super annoying things we can't help but whine about
0	kevin pierre-louis is tackling depression stigma by sharing his own experience
1	nation schedules recurring monthly benefit concert to streamline tragedy response process
0	no base for calling it a human being? Other than the fact that a fetus is scientifical a human being. Seems you have no basis for saying I can't call a fetus a human being.
1	god weirded out by christian who loves him after only month in church
0	the alienation of america's best doctors
0	getting to same-sex marriage

1

'lost' possibly still airing in parallel dimension, desperate fans report

0

gett: the trial of viviane amsalem or, the craziness of israeli society

0

dodgers co-owner magic johnson goes bonkers watching team romp to world series

0

How do you know none of the "children" were actually gang members engaged in illegal activity, and that fact was simply excluded because it wasn't considered newsworthy?

0

new editorial argues you can't out-exercise a bad diet

1

ex-con still hanging out with hallucinatory voices that got him in trouble in first place

0

This argument is self-defeating. A theory is not a fact, no matter how much evidence may support the theory. Bad wording. But again, if you claim something as a fact, you must have proof, verified in both your method of reasoning, and the reasoning utilized by the person you are proving the fact to.

0

car bomb kills turkish soldiers in mainly kurdish province

1

emporia, kansas named best small town in america to escape from

1

ant hoping queen will notice pretzel crumb he got her

0

top official resigns from trump epa with scathing letter

1

clinton tosses unpledged superdelegate in trunk of car

0

reforming college debt, part i: the problem

0

justin timberlake is the new face of dad-pop

1

Why would anyone want to get to Heaven? Archangel and people like him would be there, praying and chanting 24/7 . Thanks but no thanks!

1

report: human bones found on remote pacific island most likely remains of those eaten by amelia earhart

0

why everybody loves seniors on airbnb

1

scientists announce today best time to look directly at sun

1

Very Interesting! After only 33 posts Mintaka already has the political and gun advocacy priorities of individual members here down pat; or should I say the resurrected antonia, our resident National socialist healthcare freak does and couldn't help but expose her personal insights where none should exist for this alleged newbie.

0

I don;t really know anything about british gun control in colonial india, and don't really see it's relevance, since colonial india is gone. I DO know that this had nothing to do with the British refusal to conscript indians into the British Army. This was directed at the disarming of the Indian Army under british rule. The indian citizens were never actually disarmed under British rule, just the army. During WWI, indians were allowed to volunteer for the British army (the British knew it was a bad idea to conscript men from colonies).

1

Abstinence until heterosexual marriage isn't encouraging heterosexual marriage? I've never heard of an abstinence-until-domestic-partnership program. Perhaps you could point us to an inclusive abstinence-only program somewhere. Perhaps not....

1

man only has himself to blame for what's in targeted banner ad

0

The Skeptic has requested no judges. This actually suits me as there are too many of you that I'd have to pick from and I therefore avoid slighting anyone by not picking them

0

how 2 california parents could 'home-school' their shackled and abused children

0

i can't do this anymore, congress. i can't.

1

report: more companies offering paid maternity leave to mothers who complete 3 months of work ahead of time

0

bask in the glow of adele telling critics to 'suck my dick' mid-concert

1

Already busted, Mr. Trebor. Went in one eye and out the other. Come back when you have something other than generalized rhetoric.

0

A perfect example of why Christian fundamentalismm and evolution can't co-exist. If God is wrong, then the Bible is wrong. Evolution contradicts the Bible, plain and simple.

1

time-traveling hillary clinton warns self to do everything in exact same way

1

Says the one who calls everyone who disagrees with him about politics a "Bush hater" and then cowardly runs away. emoticonXRolleyes

0

imagine a world where the nra used positive messaging and preached responsibility

1

God became man for a time to set people free, Trebor. Get it right.

1

commas, turning up, everywhere

0

curvy model who's had a 'roller coaster relationship' with her belly rolls now embraces them in the punniest way

1

study: average american now requires 3 attempts to get up from seated position

1

art student's nudes obviously drawn from hustler

1

knicks front office scrambling after zion williamson drafted before 3rd pick

1

wildfires force colorado to airlift rocky mountains to safety

0

congress passes 34th short-term funding patch for highways

0

mother of slain aurora teen calls out bernie sanders on gun control

0

jack antonoff opens up about struggling with depression

0

#trybeatingmelightly shows pakistani women won't stand for wife-beating bill

0

joe biden has strong words for betsy devos after her title ix announcement

0

the threat of a right-wing supreme court: analyzing trump's prospective justices

0

in detroit some things change; too much stays the same

0

this. actually. happened.

1

new apple ceo tim cook: 'i'm thinking printers'

1

Why is it that people don't want to admit that it was Bush's' reckless spending on a War that we didn't need , the tax cuts for the richest 2 % of America, The Fact that under Bush they had to ADD space on the Debt clock, not to mention that he was as dumb as a rock, yet they can place all this blame on Obama who inherited this mess and has done more to get us out of it than Bush or any Republican would have done. Unemployment is High, we know this, but it was on it's way up when Obama took over because under Bush more corporations left this country , more businesses closed down, the Banks were allowed to do whatever they wanted without regulation of any kind, and yet none of it is his fault?.. Enlighten me...

0

the dark history of birth control

0

stripping women of access to health care indirectly ensures republican success

0

there's no need to fear other people's 'bad energy,' says psychic

0

pot and cigarette smoking have at least one health consequence in common

0

'i'm tired of being taxed for being a woman'

0

But the whole process was done in the courts using the process set up by the constitution. Where the laws are not clear on an issue, such as in Massachusetts, it is the courts job to decide. The courts are a check on the injustice towards minorities by the majority.

0

'holy s**t!': airplane lands right in front of driver on ny highway

1

iranian team openly working on bomb in negotiating room

0

chuck schumer: democrats will filibuster neil gorsuch's nomination

0

9 brands with sexy spokesmodels over 50

1

hertz introduces short-term rental for just driving around to clear head

0

But of course, according to one singularly deranged poster here, it's the Republicans who are truly pro-gay (they just can't show it, doncha know), while the Democrats are just paying phony-baloney lip service to us...

0

how do i make my 4-month-old fall in love with reading?

1

Yeah, right, JO, socialist countries are Eden Mecca's all over the world today. No matter how many times they fail, its proponents just need another chance.

1

Oh well. Keep trying and you will get there one day.

1

bob hope happy to see so many troops in heaven

1

wedding planner suggests replacing unsightly groom

1

kindergartener's account of day at school passionate, incomprehensible

1

ROFLMAO! Nice way of restating the 'inaccurate' statement basically the same way.

0

steve kerr gave an impassioned plea for gun control that everyone should hear

1

netanyahu announces day of mourning for fence damaged in yesterday's conflict

0

what it takes to land a book deal

0

trump says terror attack will 'probably help' marine le pen in french elections

1

Evidence, I dont need no sticking evidence. This is what I beleive, and thats it, but I will dig up some proof that supports my point.

0

treasury department renames building to honor emancipated slaves

1

tumbleweed of pubes rolls through desolate dorm bathroom

0

rubio slams private fundraiser secrecy: 'it's a public event'

1

new lover features 30 percent more cock

0

It doesn't matter whether it is religous or not. The odds of anyboy being fired over such a thing are slim to none. Morning after pills can not possibly make up eough of any given pharmacys revenue to make it worth the expense of replacing a skilled employee.

0

how indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd

1

the scream poster stolen from area dorm room

1

white house concerned ryan zinke made land deal without giving cut to trump

0

liberals, it's time to look at ourselves in the mirror

0

shrinking majority of americans supports marijuana legalization

0

8 chic winter looks for pregnant gals

0

texas lt. gov. not worried about bathroom bill costing the state money

1

And I suppose you feel it would've been better if she died at the hands of a knife-wielding killer?

1

dollar store has great deal on fig nortons

0

north korea botches missile launch on founder's birthday

1

mountaintop retreat with maharishi leaves greenspan obsessed with rupee

1

drunk nutritionists recommend eating entire frozen pizza at 3 a.m.

1

american public clarifies rational, measured response to this terror threat doesn't preclude panicked overreaction in future

1

The fact they are blond has nothign to do with the fact they are dumb. The right wing mindless talking points from Fox News is another matter.

1

ozzy osbourne bites head off five-pound chocolate rabbit

0

10 super annoying things we can't help but whine about

0

kevin pierre-louis is tackling depression stigma by sharing his own experience

1

nation schedules recurring monthly benefit concert to streamline tragedy response process

0

no base for calling it a human being? Other than the fact that a fetus is scientifical a human being. Seems you have no basis for saying I can't call a fetus a human being.

1

god weirded out by christian who loves him after only month in church

0

the alienation of america's best doctors

0

getting to same-sex marriage