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1	taco bell to offer discreet purchasing charged under 'tbfoodsllc'
0	lynda heffernan's gps guide for self-compassion
1	woman drawn to shampoo with most gruesome description of hair
0	chris pratt is incredibly groot at prank calls
0	friday's morning email: the latest in the trump-comey saga
1	You are just jealous that I have more friends than you sweet plumsemoticonXMad Real men have gay hairdressers. What's a maroon? Come to that whats a ' hole card'?
1	shower caddy coated in dazzling multicolor array of various soap films
0	police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video
1	Man, you are really enriching this debate. We should all sit and listen to your wisdom.
1	I think it best not to jump to conclusions about things you don't know. Before you were saying that Bloomberg didn't even have a right to complain about what happens in other cities in New York. Now you're complaining that Bloomberg isn't doing enough to interfere in what goes on in other states.
0	half of black americans say police have treated them unfairly
0	Actually it would be impossible for the monblock to spin. There is NO PLACE OUTSIDE OF IT from which to observe! Any observer would necessarily be inside the budding universe - no place else to go you see. Indeed its still impossible for us to know whether the universe as a whole is spinning or not!!!! Sorry I was being a bit ironic thinking you would see the point. Guess not though.
0	5 friendship lessons you learned on the playground
0	cuomo makes surprise afghanistan trip
0	The quality of life ethic is far different from sactity/dignity of life ethic. A quality of life ethic carried out to its logical conclusions does not promote a pro-life society. Instead, there would be genocide against the handicapped, elderly, and people who people of power have deemed life unworthy of life. The problem with this ethic is that it is centered in arbritrary people deciding arbritarily which person passes the "quality of life" test.
1	lester holt begins debate by reminding audience these the candidates they chose
1	Yes yes yes. We know you are bigoted against any non-christian. I am sure that the out of context quotes are totally misrepresenting Islam. But, your out of context quotes totally misrepresent Judaism too.. so that is no surprise.
1	doll overstays dollhouse welcome
0	i'm going to the women's march on washington for my daughters and young girls everywhere
0	(video) smg eyes virtual reality tech, dynamic storytelling
1	However, we do give people alcohol, there are many people who drink it on a regular basis who are not addicts. What do these substances you mention have to do with being gay? Would it perhaps be okay for me to have homosexuality on the weekends or after work during happy hour?
0	judge blocks texas from giving voting information to trump voter fraud probe
0	9 ways you're failing at life, according to old school latino parents
1	stressed-out paul ryan uses cheat day to indulge in one bipartisan vote
0	before sunrise in vienna, austria
1	churchgoing widows: what gets them hot?
0	effective pr on a start-up budget
1	You would not celebrate Osama being out of the picture? Maybe not throw a party, but a not even a simple "yippee!"? Yeah, right. What a load.
1	total hunk sitting over by plant
1	city officials warn against flushing feminine hygiene products after finding 8-foot-long, 250-pound tampon lurking in sewers
1	I can see that you're as impressed by PZs propaganda as an infant is with a pacifier Collin, but I'm not. emoticonXFrazzled emoticonXBye
0	trevor noah says kanye west isn't kendrick lamar because of the kardashians
1	new election ruling allows candidates to remain completely anonymous throughout campaign
1	zoologists discover new fastest land animal after pumping white-tailed deer full of steroids
1	suave releases new 20-year leave-in conditioner
1	nasa: voyager-1 has officially carried remains of joan crawford outside solar system
0	the harvey weinstein scandal should be a message to all men
0	john legend kissing chrissy teigen's stomach is peak them
0	pearl harbor survivors do the mannequin challenge like seasoned pros
0	the equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack
1	six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess
0	Actually it should be easily to relate to VOR on this: he only argues with emotion. No facts, no evidence, no proof, just emotion.
0	friday's morning email: trump promises he "alone" can fix american chaos
0	fan grabs world series home run from another fan to throw it back
0	starting unicorn companies: fireeye
0	donald trump descends into steak-fueled madness
0	create an environment for your ultimate success
0	john legend tries in earnest to talk kanye west out of supporting trump
1	oprah winfrey breaks record for most appearances on the cover of 'o magazine'
1	pope francis on vatican abuse scandal: 'just tell me whose feet to wash'
1	architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch
0	lincoln memorial pool to be drained after 80 ducklings die
1	russia renamed 'batshitzania'
1	dad immediately hands phone to mom
1	man on gurney has brief word with protagonist before entering ambulance
0	mike pence to anti-abortion crowd: trump's supreme court pick will be in the mold of antonin scalia
0	officers fired excessive number of shots at bank robbers: report
0	another university stops students from passing out copies of the constitution
1	coworkers brought to place of unthinkable intimacy by team-building exercise
0	the unexpected place you're probably overeating
0	here is how senate republicans try to hide the damage of their repeal bill
0	journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting
1	soaring gas prices forcing more americans to drink less gas
1	timeless masterpiece liked
0	Not all "orgnansims" are able to breed. Some are sterile (mules or ones with mutations), some die in the "lottery" (which is biased against certain traits), and some simply breed less (those who can't get as much food, for example).
1	'time' magazine subscribers brace for inevitable issue with close-up of ted cruz's face
0	timeout or burnout
1	monster undeterred by night-light
1	paul ryan cuts $120 million in wasteful spending from romney campaign
0	running in tap shoes: choreographer janine molinari on teaching broadway kids and other adventures in dance
0	teen driver accused of livestreaming crash that killed younger sister
0	things learned in the first month of having a baby
0	teen tweets of the week!
0	'game of thrones' star maisie williams claps back at sexist headline
1	google unveils new larry page–driven car
1	But if this was a republican program, you'd have no problem with it. You are a rightwing hypocrite, Archie Baby.
1	From the idea that smashing babies heads is wrong. Please keep up
0	seriously, where do all the baby socks go?
0	anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer
1	toddler at that cute age where anything can be projected on them
1	chuck grassley voted against mlk day due to foreseeing how everyone would dishonor king's memory
0	And I'm addressing your counter-arguments in that regard. One of those counter arguments has been that both chimps and ourselves had four billion years to evolve to our level of intelligence and that during all that time we were subject to the same ecological pressures. Neither of those statements is accurate. The first is misleading for the reasons outlined above, and the second is simply false: humans have experienced greatly different ecological challenges since we diverged from chimps.I'll finish up tomorrow - battery dead.
0	after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.
1	nancy pelosi rushes into living room to hear grandson's first talking point
1	Obviously, your family loses all its marbles past the age of 40 and you have never known any wise old people.
0	Congrats, may your marriage continue to be a happy one.If I may deviate from the original thread a bit I have a couple of questions that pertain to your specific situation. If they are too personnal please feel free to say so.Do you consider yourself to be any particular branch of Christian? ie. Lutheran, Catholic, Apiscopal (sp), etc.How do you reconcile your Christianity with the portions of the bible that specificly deal with homosexual activity as a sin? (If this question sounds rude please excuse me, I couldn't think of a better wording.)Thanks
1	all of pregnant woman's favorite names used up on cats
1	conservative acquaintance annoyingly not racist
1	report: consumer confidence in amorphous, indefinable idea of economy highest since 2006
0	bryan cranston once married a couple flying over the hollywood sign
0	hillary clinton joins jennifer lopez onstage to encourage voters to 'get loud'
0	Well, I like to call myself, liberally conservative. I vote my guns. If the candidate says he'll protect my gun rights, and he, or she, has the history to prove it, they'll get my vote. So, no, I didn't vote for Obama, in spite of what he said during the campaign, and in spite of that traitorous NRA member who made that disgusting ad for BHO. Frankly, I'd have preferred someone other than McCain also, but all the better choices were not in the race.
0	villanova crying piccolo player captures the emotional roller coaster that is march madness
1	WOO HOO. So the main stream entertainment industry who brought us such great talent as Brittney Spears does not consider this film the cats meow? WEE HA - all the more reason to see it.
0	To be honest i think that the risks are equal they are no higher in childbirth than they are in termination there are no qaurentees in either.
0	the nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know
0	end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state
1	independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary
1	cdc announces americans should make plans to say goodbye to loved ones
0	skier's sick run on dry terrain proves snow is for suckers

1

taco bell to offer discreet purchasing charged under 'tbfoodsllc'

0

lynda heffernan's gps guide for self-compassion

1

woman drawn to shampoo with most gruesome description of hair

0

chris pratt is incredibly groot at prank calls

0

friday's morning email: the latest in the trump-comey saga

1

You are just jealous that I have more friends than you sweet plumsemoticonXMad Real men have gay hairdressers. What's a maroon? Come to that whats a ' hole card'?

1

shower caddy coated in dazzling multicolor array of various soap films

0

police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video

1

Man, you are really enriching this debate. We should all sit and listen to your wisdom.

1

I think it best not to jump to conclusions about things you don't know. Before you were saying that Bloomberg didn't even have a right to complain about what happens in other cities in New York. Now you're complaining that Bloomberg isn't doing enough to interfere in what goes on in other states.

0

half of black americans say police have treated them unfairly

0

Actually it would be impossible for the monblock to spin. There is NO PLACE OUTSIDE OF IT from which to observe! Any observer would necessarily be inside the budding universe - no place else to go you see. Indeed its still impossible for us to know whether the universe as a whole is spinning or not!!!! Sorry I was being a bit ironic thinking you would see the point. Guess not though.

0

5 friendship lessons you learned on the playground

0

cuomo makes surprise afghanistan trip

0

The quality of life ethic is far different from sactity/dignity of life ethic. A quality of life ethic carried out to its logical conclusions does not promote a pro-life society. Instead, there would be genocide against the handicapped, elderly, and people who people of power have deemed life unworthy of life. The problem with this ethic is that it is centered in arbritrary people deciding arbritarily which person passes the "quality of life" test.

1

lester holt begins debate by reminding audience these the candidates they chose

1

Yes yes yes. We know you are bigoted against any non-christian. I am sure that the out of context quotes are totally misrepresenting Islam. But, your out of context quotes totally misrepresent Judaism too.. so that is no surprise.

1

doll overstays dollhouse welcome

0

i'm going to the women's march on washington for my daughters and young girls everywhere

0

(video) smg eyes virtual reality tech, dynamic storytelling

1

However, we do give people alcohol, there are many people who drink it on a regular basis who are not addicts. What do these substances you mention have to do with being gay? Would it perhaps be okay for me to have homosexuality on the weekends or after work during happy hour?

0

judge blocks texas from giving voting information to trump voter fraud probe

0

9 ways you're failing at life, according to old school latino parents

1

stressed-out paul ryan uses cheat day to indulge in one bipartisan vote

0

before sunrise in vienna, austria

1

churchgoing widows: what gets them hot?

0

effective pr on a start-up budget

1

You would not celebrate Osama being out of the picture? Maybe not throw a party, but a not even a simple "yippee!"? Yeah, right. What a load.

1

total hunk sitting over by plant

1

city officials warn against flushing feminine hygiene products after finding 8-foot-long, 250-pound tampon lurking in sewers

1

I can see that you're as impressed by PZs propaganda as an infant is with a pacifier Collin, but I'm not. emoticonXFrazzled emoticonXBye

0

trevor noah says kanye west isn't kendrick lamar because of the kardashians

1

new election ruling allows candidates to remain completely anonymous throughout campaign

1

zoologists discover new fastest land animal after pumping white-tailed deer full of steroids

1

suave releases new 20-year leave-in conditioner

1

nasa: voyager-1 has officially carried remains of joan crawford outside solar system

0

the harvey weinstein scandal should be a message to all men

0

john legend kissing chrissy teigen's stomach is peak them

0

pearl harbor survivors do the mannequin challenge like seasoned pros

0

the equality house hit by 7 bullets, graffitied in anti-lgbtq attack

1

six-year-old announces plans to become ballerina gymnast veterinarian horseback-riding princess

0

Actually it should be easily to relate to VOR on this: he only argues with emotion. No facts, no evidence, no proof, just emotion.

0

friday's morning email: trump promises he "alone" can fix american chaos

0

fan grabs world series home run from another fan to throw it back

0

starting unicorn companies: fireeye

0

donald trump descends into steak-fueled madness

0

create an environment for your ultimate success

0

john legend tries in earnest to talk kanye west out of supporting trump

1

oprah winfrey breaks record for most appearances on the cover of 'o magazine'

1

pope francis on vatican abuse scandal: 'just tell me whose feet to wash'

1

architects of 2026 market crash just finished a highly productive lunch

0

lincoln memorial pool to be drained after 80 ducklings die

1

russia renamed 'batshitzania'

1

dad immediately hands phone to mom

1

man on gurney has brief word with protagonist before entering ambulance

0

mike pence to anti-abortion crowd: trump's supreme court pick will be in the mold of antonin scalia

0

officers fired excessive number of shots at bank robbers: report

0

another university stops students from passing out copies of the constitution

1

coworkers brought to place of unthinkable intimacy by team-building exercise

0

the unexpected place you're probably overeating

0

here is how senate republicans try to hide the damage of their repeal bill

0

journalist walks off tv show when it won't address real cause of orlando shooting

1

soaring gas prices forcing more americans to drink less gas

1

timeless masterpiece liked

0

Not all "orgnansims" are able to breed. Some are sterile (mules or ones with mutations), some die in the "lottery" (which is biased against certain traits), and some simply breed less (those who can't get as much food, for example).

1

'time' magazine subscribers brace for inevitable issue with close-up of ted cruz's face

0

timeout or burnout

1

monster undeterred by night-light

1

paul ryan cuts $120 million in wasteful spending from romney campaign

0

running in tap shoes: choreographer janine molinari on teaching broadway kids and other adventures in dance

0

teen driver accused of livestreaming crash that killed younger sister

0

things learned in the first month of having a baby

0

teen tweets of the week!

0

'game of thrones' star maisie williams claps back at sexist headline

1

google unveils new larry page–driven car

1

But if this was a republican program, you'd have no problem with it. You are a rightwing hypocrite, Archie Baby.

1

From the idea that smashing babies heads is wrong. Please keep up

0

seriously, where do all the baby socks go?

0

anticipating clashes with trump, california puts eric holder on retainer

1

toddler at that cute age where anything can be projected on them

1

chuck grassley voted against mlk day due to foreseeing how everyone would dishonor king's memory

0

And I'm addressing your counter-arguments in that regard. One of those counter arguments has been that both chimps and ourselves had four billion years to evolve to our level of intelligence and that during all that time we were subject to the same ecological pressures. Neither of those statements is accurate. The first is misleading for the reasons outlined above, and the second is simply false: humans have experienced greatly different ecological challenges since we diverged from chimps.I'll finish up tomorrow - battery dead.

0

after criticism, uber adds wheelchair option in d.c.

1

nancy pelosi rushes into living room to hear grandson's first talking point

1

Obviously, your family loses all its marbles past the age of 40 and you have never known any wise old people.

0

Congrats, may your marriage continue to be a happy one.If I may deviate from the original thread a bit I have a couple of questions that pertain to your specific situation. If they are too personnal please feel free to say so.Do you consider yourself to be any particular branch of Christian? ie. Lutheran, Catholic, Apiscopal (sp), etc.How do you reconcile your Christianity with the portions of the bible that specificly deal with homosexual activity as a sin? (If this question sounds rude please excuse me, I couldn't think of a better wording.)Thanks

1

all of pregnant woman's favorite names used up on cats

1

conservative acquaintance annoyingly not racist

1

report: consumer confidence in amorphous, indefinable idea of economy highest since 2006

0

bryan cranston once married a couple flying over the hollywood sign

0

hillary clinton joins jennifer lopez onstage to encourage voters to 'get loud'

0

Well, I like to call myself, liberally conservative. I vote my guns. If the candidate says he'll protect my gun rights, and he, or she, has the history to prove it, they'll get my vote. So, no, I didn't vote for Obama, in spite of what he said during the campaign, and in spite of that traitorous NRA member who made that disgusting ad for BHO. Frankly, I'd have preferred someone other than McCain also, but all the better choices were not in the race.

0

villanova crying piccolo player captures the emotional roller coaster that is march madness

1

WOO HOO. So the main stream entertainment industry who brought us such great talent as Brittney Spears does not consider this film the cats meow? WEE HA - all the more reason to see it.

0

To be honest i think that the risks are equal they are no higher in childbirth than they are in termination there are no qaurentees in either.

0

the nfl draft sleepers you can't afford not to know

0

end the international drug war to control the afghan narco-state

1

independent baking scene apparently worth a documentary

1

cdc announces americans should make plans to say goodbye to loved ones

0

skier's sick run on dry terrain proves snow is for suckers