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0	future stock
1	herbie goes bananas
1	wltz hartford's number one choice for continuous soft hits
1	noisy upstairs neighbors wake man at 3 p.m.
0	8 weird sleep positions couples know all too well
0	romanian communist-era labor colony chief jailed for 20 years
1	'new york times' rehires judith miller to cover escalating iran tensions
0	'teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl
0	oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate
0	penn state fined record $2.4 million over sandusky case
0	adam rippon is allowing america to love a (really) gay athlete
0	remote alaska high school volleyball team endures rough landing in bush plane en route to state tournament
0	smuggler allegedly brings weed-stuffed bible into jail
1	bloated obama delivers press conference from couch behind podium
0	if the us wants arabs as partners, we must treat them as such
0	the health care fight is driving more democrats to run for office
1	You're full of folly. When you've been shown specifics in the past you casually sluff them off like your used elevator shoes. There's no educating stiff-necked numbskulls like you people.
0	exclusive: family of teen shot near ferguson during confrontation with police speaks out
0	this cafe makes it a point to hire workers with autism
1	bodybuilder's veins now outside of his skin
1	brendan fraser to star in new pre-movie trivia question
1	study finds all-consuming self-pity best way to win back ex-partner
1	abused child running out of black crayon
1	woman worried student loans could prevent her from one day owning entirely different kind of crippling debt
0	bernie sanders asks trump's education nominee if she's only getting the job because she's a billionaire
1	no one in gang has heart to tell police informant his cover's blown
1	area idea so crazy it just might work
1	father only expresses love through concern for proper tire inflation
0	how i learned to love my body
1	book-club meeting degenerates into discussion of oscars
0	taylor swift used a 'gremlin voice' while writing '1989'
1	nation confident team usa can participate in world cup
0	an optical illusion makes lake sørvágsvatn look absolutely trippy
1	kid with rough home life gives mickey extra long hug
0	fellow millennial voters: no one owes us a damn thing
1	no one at ad agency remembers hiring carrot top for commercial
1	department of defense unveils $83 million thing that shoots
1	neurosurgeon heckled from observation deck
0	astronomers make incredible discovery
0	ryan reynolds wished his brother a happy birthday the only way he knows how
1	man realizes he shouldn't have told girl on phone he was taking dump
0	And she was having unprotected sex? So she knew becoming pregnant was a possibility? Yeah, I could see that being condemned by pro-lifers.
1	documentary viewer can't wait to find out which 4 lads from liverpool changed music forever
0	fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle
1	So, you're just an anti-geologist, anti-cosmologist, anti-archaeologist, anti-physicist, and probably a few more that I can't be arsed to think of right now. shrugs Might as well get it over with and just say you're an anti-science religious nutter.
0	this no-brainer trick chills wine really quickly
0	chris christie distances himself from struggling trump campaign
1	Interesting, this is the same type of angry rants that Capo used to post on the abortion debates before he was banned. How interesting that you should get so angry and worked up over such an innocent exchange between me and chloe.
1	cocky attempt to operate atm in spanish backfires
0	shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey
1	woman seems too hot to be riding bus
0	this immigrant teaches sewing skills to empower refugees
0	madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics
1	david blaine starves self of attention for 33 days
0	from soup to skills: the best ways to volunteer on thanksgiving
0	There are certainly other theories, but the big bang is the only one supported by the evidence.
0	amanda seyfried gave birth to her first child
1	well then according to you, the right to have 15 wives is there but im being denied it. GOOD GRIEF! this is rediculous
1	ex-boyfriend just thought he'd check in and throw entire day off
1	author to use water as metaphor
1	man who likes to be jostled moving to city
0	More like put on "leave with pay" aka "taxpayer funded holiday" while the woman is charged with "assaulting a police officer" to try and cover their misdeeds. At least that seems to be the usual tact in 21st century america.
1	manafort clearly attempting to send judge encrypted whatsapp messages while waiting in courtroom
1	real world producers still looking to fill eating-disorder slot
1	Ever hear of artificial ensemination? Why is that heteros only think there is one way to produce children? I find hetero sex disturbing,and an unnatural lifestyle choice.
1	Coming from the person that thinks "because I think it is" is a good argument for constitutional understanding. At least I can actually read a phrase and not construe it to go beyond what it says. Should we bring up your 9th amendment arguments again? I actually have history, tradition, and founding fathers notes on my side...you merely have your opinion.
1	obama practices defiant speech to aliens late at night behind oval office desk
0	84-year-old veteran graduates college with summa cum laude distinction
0	mom who drove kids into ocean gives birth
0	netanyahu: playing us for fools
1	More silliness on your part. Think about it. Gay couples together for 40 or 50 years. That means they were living together in the 1950s and 1960s. Those people were the foundation of the gay-pride movement.
0	This is poor example. Focusing on saving lives over burying the dead doesn't do anything to trump personal autonomy.
1	guy on racetrack p.a. sounds a little depressed today
0	a year after paris attacks, france still hasn't figured out how to contain terrorism
0	I think your idea has merit. However, before I would fully endorse it, I am interested in how you see it being implemented and administered from the standpoint of equal protection under the law.
1	'the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to
1	nbc on olympics coverage: 'sorry we didn't alter the laws of space and time to accommodate people's schedules'
1	greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'
1	researchers discover female frogs prefer mate who knows way around the cloaca
1	'i want to congratulate the president,' romney says in 240,000th and final lie of campaign
1	Spoken like a righteous Christian who knows just enough of his religion that he feels confident he is right when trying to explain it which is typically done incorrectly
0	gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push
1	gop claims kavanaugh shouldn't lose appointment for youthful indiscretion of repeatedly lying under oath
0	will robotics breed a new generation of super professionals?
0	how to find 'secret' discounted airfare
1	disney announces 'kingdom hearts iii' will feature ernest, turner, hooch, and all the rest of your favorite touchstone pictures characters
0	maybe, but see, that does not match the materialist universe?
1	local man helped every day by salad shooter
0	despite growing support for marijuana, legalization faces rocky road
0	how you can help stop children from being placed in adult prisons
0	Way back when I was an undergraduate my professor of evolutionary biology told us about a careless zoo keeper that put polar bears and brown bears in the same pen during a remodeling. The result was a litter of hybrid offspring. It seems that polar bears and brown bears are perfectly interfertile. Not only that, it has been shown that the offspring are also interfertile with either species. DNA analysis has been able to distinguish brown bears from polar bears except in the case of the brown bears of the ABC islands. They are indistinguishable from polar bears.And yet, even if a brown bear where white or a polar bear were brown, they are so obviously different in morphology that they would be classified as separate species. The differences go far beyond color.
0	so that's what all those codes on your baggage tag mean
1	vacationing detective just going to pretend like he didn't even see dead body in the woods
0	celebrating pro bono month
1	mass grave blasted for lack of diversity
0	ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters
1	résumé font offends employer
0	drought costs californians an extra $2 billion in electricity expenses
0	is the two-state concept still alive in israel?
1	So the fact that terrorists board airplanes should be used against people in determining whether they can be trusted or not? My government must not trust an ordinary dirtbag like me because it makes me go through a security check before boarding a plane.

0

future stock

1

herbie goes bananas

1

wltz hartford's number one choice for continuous soft hits

1

noisy upstairs neighbors wake man at 3 p.m.

0

8 weird sleep positions couples know all too well

0

romanian communist-era labor colony chief jailed for 20 years

1

'new york times' rehires judith miller to cover escalating iran tensions

0

'teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl

0

oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate

0

penn state fined record $2.4 million over sandusky case

0

adam rippon is allowing america to love a (really) gay athlete

0

remote alaska high school volleyball team endures rough landing in bush plane en route to state tournament

0

smuggler allegedly brings weed-stuffed bible into jail

1

bloated obama delivers press conference from couch behind podium

0

if the us wants arabs as partners, we must treat them as such

0

the health care fight is driving more democrats to run for office

1

You're full of folly. When you've been shown specifics in the past you casually sluff them off like your used elevator shoes. There's no educating stiff-necked numbskulls like you people.

0

exclusive: family of teen shot near ferguson during confrontation with police speaks out

0

this cafe makes it a point to hire workers with autism

1

bodybuilder's veins now outside of his skin

1

brendan fraser to star in new pre-movie trivia question

1

study finds all-consuming self-pity best way to win back ex-partner

1

abused child running out of black crayon

1

woman worried student loans could prevent her from one day owning entirely different kind of crippling debt

0

bernie sanders asks trump's education nominee if she's only getting the job because she's a billionaire

1

no one in gang has heart to tell police informant his cover's blown

1

area idea so crazy it just might work

1

father only expresses love through concern for proper tire inflation

0

how i learned to love my body

1

book-club meeting degenerates into discussion of oscars

0

taylor swift used a 'gremlin voice' while writing '1989'

1

nation confident team usa can participate in world cup

0

an optical illusion makes lake sørvágsvatn look absolutely trippy

1

kid with rough home life gives mickey extra long hug

0

fellow millennial voters: no one owes us a damn thing

1

no one at ad agency remembers hiring carrot top for commercial

1

department of defense unveils $83 million thing that shoots

1

neurosurgeon heckled from observation deck

0

astronomers make incredible discovery

0

ryan reynolds wished his brother a happy birthday the only way he knows how

1

man realizes he shouldn't have told girl on phone he was taking dump

0

And she was having unprotected sex? So she knew becoming pregnant was a possibility? Yeah, I could see that being condemned by pro-lifers.

1

documentary viewer can't wait to find out which 4 lads from liverpool changed music forever

0

fitness chain bans cable news for not being part of a healthy lifestyle

1

So, you're just an anti-geologist, anti-cosmologist, anti-archaeologist, anti-physicist, and probably a few more that I can't be arsed to think of right now. *shrugs* Might as well get it over with and just say you're an anti-science religious nutter.

0

this no-brainer trick chills wine really quickly

0

chris christie distances himself from struggling trump campaign

1

Interesting, this is the same type of angry rants that Capo used to post on the abortion debates before he was banned. How interesting that you should get so angry and worked up over such an innocent exchange between me and chloe.

1

cocky attempt to operate atm in spanish backfires

0

shonda rhimes on the motivation behind her weight loss journey

1

woman seems too hot to be riding bus

0

this immigrant teaches sewing skills to empower refugees

0

madrid's 72-year-old feminist mayor shares her wisdom on life and politics

1

david blaine starves self of attention for 33 days

0

from soup to skills: the best ways to volunteer on thanksgiving

0

There are certainly other theories, but the big bang is the only one supported by the evidence.

0

amanda seyfried gave birth to her first child

1

well then according to you, the right to have 15 wives is there but im being denied it. GOOD GRIEF! this is rediculous

1

ex-boyfriend just thought he'd check in and throw entire day off

1

author to use water as metaphor

1

man who likes to be jostled moving to city

0

More like put on "leave with pay" aka "taxpayer funded holiday" while the woman is charged with "assaulting a police officer" to try and cover their misdeeds. At least that seems to be the usual tact in 21st century america.

1

manafort clearly attempting to send judge encrypted whatsapp messages while waiting in courtroom

1

real world producers still looking to fill eating-disorder slot

1

Ever hear of artificial ensemination? Why is that heteros only think there is one way to produce children? I find hetero sex disturbing,and an unnatural lifestyle choice.

1

Coming from the person that thinks "because I think it is" is a good argument for constitutional understanding. At least I can actually read a phrase and not construe it to go beyond what it says. Should we bring up your 9th amendment arguments again? I actually have history, tradition, and founding fathers notes on my side...you merely have your opinion.

1

obama practices defiant speech to aliens late at night behind oval office desk

0

84-year-old veteran graduates college with summa cum laude distinction

0

mom who drove kids into ocean gives birth

0

netanyahu: playing us for fools

1

More silliness on your part. Think about it. Gay couples together for 40 or 50 years. That means they were living together in the 1950s and 1960s. Those people were the foundation of the gay-pride movement.

0

This is poor example. Focusing on saving lives over burying the dead doesn't do anything to trump personal autonomy.

1

guy on racetrack p.a. sounds a little depressed today

0

a year after paris attacks, france still hasn't figured out how to contain terrorism

0

I think your idea has merit. However, before I would fully endorse it, I am interested in how you see it being implemented and administered from the standpoint of equal protection under the law.

1

'the recovery is here,' reports underemployed man making $20,000 less than he used to

1

nbc on olympics coverage: 'sorry we didn't alter the laws of space and time to accommodate people's schedules'

1

greenpeace decides northern spotted owl 'not worth the trouble anymore'

1

researchers discover female frogs prefer mate who knows way around the cloaca

1

'i want to congratulate the president,' romney says in 240,000th and final lie of campaign

1

Spoken like a righteous Christian who knows just enough of his religion that he feels confident he is right when trying to explain it which is typically done incorrectly

0

gop congressman resigns from house freedom caucus, upset with government shutdown push

1

gop claims kavanaugh shouldn't lose appointment for youthful indiscretion of repeatedly lying under oath

0

will robotics breed a new generation of super professionals?

0

how to find 'secret' discounted airfare

1

disney announces 'kingdom hearts iii' will feature ernest, turner, hooch, and all the rest of your favorite touchstone pictures characters

0

maybe, but see, that does not match the materialist universe?

1

local man helped every day by salad shooter

0

despite growing support for marijuana, legalization faces rocky road

0

how you can help stop children from being placed in adult prisons

0

Way back when I was an undergraduate my professor of evolutionary biology told us about a careless zoo keeper that put polar bears and brown bears in the same pen during a remodeling. The result was a litter of hybrid offspring. It seems that polar bears and brown bears are perfectly interfertile. Not only that, it has been shown that the offspring are also interfertile with either species. DNA analysis has been able to distinguish brown bears from polar bears except in the case of the brown bears of the ABC islands. They are indistinguishable from polar bears.And yet, even if a brown bear where white or a polar bear were brown, they are so obviously different in morphology that they would be classified as separate species. The differences go far beyond color.

0

so that's what all those codes on your baggage tag mean

1

vacationing detective just going to pretend like he didn't even see dead body in the woods

0

celebrating pro bono month

1

mass grave blasted for lack of diversity

0

ewan mcgregor shuts down homophobic 'beauty and the beast' haters

1

résumé font offends employer

0

drought costs californians an extra $2 billion in electricity expenses

0

is the two-state concept still alive in israel?

1

So the fact that terrorists board airplanes should be used against people in determining whether they can be trusted or not? My government must not trust an ordinary dirtbag like me because it makes me go through a security check before boarding a plane.