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0	what your gums are trying to tell you
0	how i finally stuck to a meditation schedule
1	apartment broker recommends brooklyn residents spend no more than 150% of income on rent
1	With a standing president breaking the law to 'protect' you, this should be expected.
0	how to navigate high school as an out transgender student
0	bernie sanders says he will 'certainly support' hillary clinton if she's the democratic nominee
1	elton john wows mother theresa funeral crowd with 'the bitch is back"
0	khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram
0	college student wants people to eat chik-fil-a and ketchup off her body
0	literally what is sarah palin even talking about
0	gay man and his mom open up about beautiful viral hidden camera coming out video
0	how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?
0	climate deal text 'agreed' in paris
1	susan g. komen president achieves total breast cancer awareness during 3-day ayahuasca retreat
1	arlen specter switches affiliation from alive to dead at last minute
1	giuliani puts odds of trump-mueller interview at 50-65
1	mccain refusing to tell voters what's in box unless elected
1	If guns do kill, then why should we arrest the people instead of the guns?
1	neighborhood busybody reports sound of gunshots
1	nation's school systems held back a year
0	retirement overseas: are we all just waiting for the grim reaper?
0	violence hits nigeria's oil-rich delta region
0	security camera films meteor streaking across ohio sky
0	14 truths about being an asexual person
0	the president hits a home run nominating richard verma as u.s. ambassador to india
1	Its not like someone claiming that 9/11 is a conspiracy its about someone mocking you because you are getting uptight. I did say that the evidence was questionable which it is. The idiocy is all yours now chill out and have a drink..without a sweeteneremoticonXClown
0	a celebrity's outlandish interior design request, from mark cutler (video)
1	roommate won't shut up about his best sound mixing oscar
1	husband experimenting with open marriage
1	new report finds voters have no idea how outraged they supposed to be about anything anymore
0	dvd player in tesla raises questions in autopilot death
0	how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast
0	university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions
1	area man stops self after eating 3 advent calendars
0	havana's forgotten baseball team played a key role in u.s.-cuba relations
0	a song for bruce rauner, illinois' uber-rich gop governor candidate
0	nate silver is unskewing polls -- all of them -- in trump's direction
0	bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet
1	historical archives: a salt cake recipe
0	we do......most fossils found are surface finds -- which means anything found on the ground probably contradicts uniformitarian principles because every fossil found laying on the ground probably -- according to ToE -- did not die at the same time. For example, many mammal bones are found on the surface -- yet so are dinosaur and other "ancient" bones from animals that supposedly lived millions of years beforehand. Of course evolutionists will come back and claim "erosion" with no evidence of such, not to mention how rock can be removed from bone after millions of years of being cemented to it.I've got a 900-page book called "Hidden Archeology" (Cremo) that dives into hundreds of fossils and artifacts that are in the "wrong" strata. Your assertion is blatantly false.
1	new study finds humans could lose vestigial heads in less than 100 years
0	2 stabbed at party in wu tang clan founder rza's home
1	voters excited to use midterms to put country back on different wrong track
0	Strawman. Scientists deal with scientific issues.. The people who are trying to promote ID are doing it for religious purposes, and have no science behind their claims. Science shoudl be taught in science class, not religion. If/when the proponents actually GET to the point their ideas are science, then it can be looked at. Until then, warmed over creationsism does not belong in the science class.
1	police found golden state killer by tracing owner of 'iamthegoldenstatekiller.com' website
0	hillary clinton sends pizza to fans camping out overnight for her book signing
1	formerly obese man always showing everyone his old pants
0	graffiti artists give miami neighborhood wall-to-wall makeover
1	obama's aunt sends him article mentioning united states
1	So conservatives can give shout their brand of lies as the truth but a liberal who calls them on it isn't being tolerant?
1	expansive obama state of the union speech to touch on patent law, entomology, the films of robert altman
1	everything reminds man of 'her'
0	Well, its not just morally wrong in America, but its morally wrong in the middle east as well. And i think that if we continue our way downward morally as a nation, it would give terrorists even more hate for america because we are supposedly a "christian nation" and dont live morally. anyways.
1	god loses tip of finger in black hole accident
0	looking for love and acceptance: dating while trans in america
1	frustrated dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger
0	app allows users to help save migrants crossing mediterranean
0	hanukkah 2016: dates, rituals and history of the festival of lights
1	townsfolk strongly prefer man's werewolf incarnation
1	xylophonist shredding it
1	nation can't wait to wake up and start eating again
0	teresa giudice looks better than ever in a cut-out dress
1	man proud of food he ordered
1	smithsonian institution politely declines sofa from charles in charge
1	restaurant, staff patronized
1	latest department of interior river count comes up one short
0	donald trump's 'do not congratulate' putin blunder is already a savage new meme
1	Well so is falling out of a building onto a piece of rebar. Or getting mashed in a car crash. There are a lot more of those than shootings but you don't seem to care. Why is that? Is it because you love to dance in blood?
0	national illusions and global realities
1	dave matthews band apologizes after tour bus dumps another 800 pounds of human shit onto same boat full of people
1	yea man Canada is in God's sights right now... and has been for 5 years. Denmark is totally fked. 21 years! God is pssed.
0	enjoy the show: learn more after 'sharknado 2'
0	mizzou chancellor condemns 'verbal assault' by melissa click during homecoming parade
1	doctor just uses same ultrasound picture for every baby
0	weinstein company files for bankruptcy after sale talks collapse
1	name on valentine misspelled
0	mosquito- and tick-borne diseases have tripled, but the cdc won't say it's climate change
0	we're still processing that ending to the walking dead "strangers"
0	Here's a question; which one split from the other? Which one is the "new" being? None of them are. If I get a cake and slice into two exact pieces, which one is the "new" slice? They are both equally new.
0	no work, no justice
0	the world's top 10 historic hotels
0	Well done Monty. Mark that up as your first ever 100% honest and accurate post here.
1	Will you promise me that if god tells you to do something you will talk to a doctor about it before you do it?
0	buzzfeed to highlight donald trump's media blacklist at gop convention bash
1	bob dole picked off by large hawk circling arena parking lot
0	That's why I voted as I did as well. Ideally I'd prefer the "none required" policy.
1	iraq declares partial law
0	11 classic hollywood kisses that will send shivers down your spine
1	corporate retreat teaches employees how to dick around as team
1	sales disappointing for first-ever hustler swimsuit issue
1	wolf pack fails to raise orphaned infant
1	budget talks dreadlocked
1	national board of steve jaskoviak requests $10 billion bailout
1	Where is your "proof" that a magical being in the Heavens created us ?
1	department of 'homeland' urges all americans to watch this week's episode
0	the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity
0	iran can reform if it follows in china's footsteps
1	vatican putting out feelers for how public would react to another children's crusade
1	driver kind of bummed to see other car he been driving behind for a while take exit off highway
1	Good point here, because the media never insults right-wingers....emoticonXRolleyes I don't think anybody is denying that Imus' comments were tasteless and offensive. The point that is being made here is that he has the right to make such comments. He didn't discriminate against anyone. He simply said something stupid. If this is going to be considered a crime, we would all be locked away.

0

what your gums are trying to tell you

0

how i finally stuck to a meditation schedule

1

apartment broker recommends brooklyn residents spend no more than 150% of income on rent

1

With a standing president breaking the law to 'protect' you, this should be expected.

0

how to navigate high school as an out transgender student

0

bernie sanders says he will 'certainly support' hillary clinton if she's the democratic nominee

1

elton john wows mother theresa funeral crowd with 'the bitch is back"

0

khloé kardashian finally reveals her pregnancy in emotional instagram

0

college student wants people to eat chik-fil-a and ketchup off her body

0

literally what is sarah palin even talking about

0

gay man and his mom open up about beautiful viral hidden camera coming out video

0

how have fame and fortune shaped the business of being an artist?

0

climate deal text 'agreed' in paris

1

susan g. komen president achieves total breast cancer awareness during 3-day ayahuasca retreat

1

arlen specter switches affiliation from alive to dead at last minute

1

giuliani puts odds of trump-mueller interview at 50-65

1

mccain refusing to tell voters what's in box unless elected

1

If guns do kill, then why should we arrest the people instead of the guns?

1

neighborhood busybody reports sound of gunshots

1

nation's school systems held back a year

0

retirement overseas: are we all just waiting for the grim reaper?

0

violence hits nigeria's oil-rich delta region

0

security camera films meteor streaking across ohio sky

0

14 truths about being an asexual person

0

the president hits a home run nominating richard verma as u.s. ambassador to india

1

Its not like someone claiming that 9/11 is a conspiracy its about someone mocking you because you are getting uptight. I did say that the evidence was questionable which it is. The idiocy is all yours now chill out and have a drink..without a sweeteneremoticonXClown

0

a celebrity's outlandish interior design request, from mark cutler (video)

1

roommate won't shut up about his best sound mixing oscar

1

husband experimenting with open marriage

1

new report finds voters have no idea how outraged they supposed to be about anything anymore

0

dvd player in tesla raises questions in autopilot death

0

how to rebuild your credit after bankruptcy -- fast

0

university admits chocolate milk doesn't alleviate effects of concussions

1

area man stops self after eating 3 advent calendars

0

havana's forgotten baseball team played a key role in u.s.-cuba relations

0

a song for bruce rauner, illinois' uber-rich gop governor candidate

0

nate silver is unskewing polls -- all of them -- in trump's direction

0

bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet

1

historical archives: a salt cake recipe

0

we do......most fossils found are surface finds -- which means anything found on the ground probably contradicts uniformitarian principles because every fossil found laying on the ground probably -- according to ToE -- did not die at the same time. For example, many mammal bones are found on the surface -- yet so are dinosaur and other "ancient" bones from animals that supposedly lived millions of years beforehand. Of course evolutionists will come back and claim "erosion" with no evidence of such, not to mention how rock can be removed from bone after millions of years of being cemented to it.I've got a 900-page book called "Hidden Archeology" (Cremo) that dives into hundreds of fossils and artifacts that are in the "wrong" strata. Your assertion is blatantly false.

1

new study finds humans could lose vestigial heads in less than 100 years

0

2 stabbed at party in wu tang clan founder rza's home

1

voters excited to use midterms to put country back on different wrong track

0

Strawman. Scientists deal with scientific issues.. The people who are trying to promote ID are doing it for religious purposes, and have no science behind their claims. Science shoudl be taught in science class, not religion. If/when the proponents actually GET to the point their ideas are science, then it can be looked at. Until then, warmed over creationsism does not belong in the science class.

1

police found golden state killer by tracing owner of 'iamthegoldenstatekiller.com' website

0

hillary clinton sends pizza to fans camping out overnight for her book signing

1

formerly obese man always showing everyone his old pants

0

graffiti artists give miami neighborhood wall-to-wall makeover

1

obama's aunt sends him article mentioning united states

1

So conservatives can give shout their brand of lies as the truth but a liberal who calls them on it isn't being tolerant?

1

expansive obama state of the union speech to touch on patent law, entomology, the films of robert altman

1

everything reminds man of 'her'

0

Well, its not just morally wrong in America, but its morally wrong in the middle east as well. And i think that if we continue our way downward morally as a nation, it would give terrorists even more hate for america because we are supposedly a "christian nation" and dont live morally. anyways.

1

god loses tip of finger in black hole accident

0

looking for love and acceptance: dating while trans in america

1

frustrated dad at restaurant just wants a normal burger

0

app allows users to help save migrants crossing mediterranean

0

hanukkah 2016: dates, rituals and history of the festival of lights

1

townsfolk strongly prefer man's werewolf incarnation

1

xylophonist shredding it

1

nation can't wait to wake up and start eating again

0

teresa giudice looks better than ever in a cut-out dress

1

man proud of food he ordered

1

smithsonian institution politely declines sofa from charles in charge

1

restaurant, staff patronized

1

latest department of interior river count comes up one short

0

donald trump's 'do not congratulate' putin blunder is already a savage new meme

1

Well so is falling out of a building onto a piece of rebar. Or getting mashed in a car crash. There are a lot more of those than shootings but you don't seem to care. Why is that? Is it because you love to dance in blood?

0

national illusions and global realities

1

dave matthews band apologizes after tour bus dumps another 800 pounds of human shit onto same boat full of people

1

yea man Canada is in God's sights right now... and has been for 5 years. Denmark is totally fked. 21 years! God is pssed.

0

enjoy the show: learn more after 'sharknado 2'

0

mizzou chancellor condemns 'verbal assault' by melissa click during homecoming parade

1

doctor just uses same ultrasound picture for every baby

0

weinstein company files for bankruptcy after sale talks collapse

1

name on valentine misspelled

0

mosquito- and tick-borne diseases have tripled, but the cdc won't say it's climate change

0

we're still processing that ending to the walking dead "strangers"

0

Here's a question; which one split from the other? Which one is the "new" being? None of them are. If I get a cake and slice into two exact pieces, which one is the "new" slice? They are both equally new.

0

no work, no justice

0

the world's top 10 historic hotels

0

Well done Monty. Mark that up as your first ever 100% honest and accurate post here.

1

Will you promise me that if god tells you to do something you will talk to a doctor about it before you do it?

0

buzzfeed to highlight donald trump's media blacklist at gop convention bash

1

bob dole picked off by large hawk circling arena parking lot

0

That's why I voted as I did as well. Ideally I'd prefer the "none required" policy.

1

iraq declares partial law

0

11 classic hollywood kisses that will send shivers down your spine

1

corporate retreat teaches employees how to dick around as team

1

sales disappointing for first-ever hustler swimsuit issue

1

wolf pack fails to raise orphaned infant

1

budget talks dreadlocked

1

national board of steve jaskoviak requests $10 billion bailout

1

Where is your "proof" that a magical being in the Heavens created us ?

1

department of 'homeland' urges all americans to watch this week's episode

0

the vergara era, part 2: a new opportunity

0

iran can reform if it follows in china's footsteps

1

vatican putting out feelers for how public would react to another children's crusade

1

driver kind of bummed to see other car he been driving behind for a while take exit off highway

1

Good point here, because the media never insults right-wingers....emoticonXRolleyes I don't think anybody is denying that Imus' comments were tasteless and offensive. The point that is being made here is that he has the right to make such comments. He didn't discriminate against anyone. He simply said something stupid. If this is going to be considered a crime, we would all be locked away.