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0	ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking
0	how to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes
0	derek jeter reportedly ready to make a life-changing move
1	scarlett johansson immediately rejects heartwarming prom invite from high school student
1	secret service agent learning a lot from malia's '18th century european history' seminar
1	senators wish domenici would bring dog to work more often
1	Are we talking about the place Jesus and the Jews believed in or the one later Christians made up to keep people in check?
1	excitement shifts to concern after coworker brings baked goods into office for fourth consecutive day
1	shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month
0	dina and caroline manzo get blunt about family feud
0	a small request for mother's day
0	5 keys to product differentiation for fun and profit
0	is putting a plastic container in the microwave really that bad?
1	What language does a horse speak? Is a horse even able to understand human language or the concept of marriage. But lets just say that there are sentient horses if so then yes a sentient horse has every right to marry whom thet choose.
1	corporation proud of origins as small business that would never survive in modern economy
1	No, it's one of those rare instances in which YOU are on the right side of an issue. :p;)
0	fall movies every mom will see
0	north carolina sheriff's deputies disciplined over trump rally
0	janet jackson shares adorable first photograph of her baby son
1	as per tradition, election results officially certified with two barks of approval from electoral collie
0	health reform at the crossroads: progress or peril?
0	consumer financial protection bureau could be defanged under donald trump
1	annoyed movers weren't expecting client to have belongings
1	elderly woman to teeter, quiver
1	Hmm.. does that include the Muslim Communities you were associated with too?.. We know as rational people that Denial is the Christians best weapon. You should seriously consider increasing your medications..
0	what motivates a whistleblower?
1	lady gaga quashes rumors that she ever thought bradley cooper talented in any way
1	So if you were attacked by a 250 pound man who is an 8th Degree Blackbelt, you'd prefer a fair fight?
0	It is the desire of your heart that is the sin. If you do not feel that having an abortion was wrong then asking God for forgiveness is doing nothing but insulting him. All you say is that "I know it is wrong but I'd rather do it my way". Not a wise stance if you believe in God.
0	we don't need the freedom to hate
1	Holy XXXX! I wanna stick it in a syringe and shoot it up!
1	report: some people wake up when it's still dark outside
0	in five days
0	rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other
1	poke with stick confirms raccoon's death
1	'kanye must be back on his meds,' says nation technically having conversation about mental illness
1	college still looking for absolute saddest place on campus to hold transfer student orientation
1	goodyear unveils new, circular tires
1	Tell you what-get your math and science skills up to a grade 6 level and I'll consider taking advice from you, 'kay?
0	uncaged black futures now
0	a life with ocd
1	turtle bocce balled around
0	why dave brandon won't be michigan's athletic director next year
0	trump once bombarded scottish leader with 16 letters slamming a wind farm
1	enraged man unable to break tv
1	Orion, by your own acknowledgment as a pro-evolutionary carny-barker, your own forefathers were large-foreheaded knuckle draggers descended from brainless protozoa, and flat-earth-believing cave dwellers from the pre-bronze age. So please spare us the archaic, Bronze Age prohibitions. OK?
1	'men are not oppressed,' says woman who has no idea what it like to take two whole escalators to get to your clothing section at zara
0	Right on! A real man supports those he loves, through thick and thin. He doesn't try and control the things he can't either.In the end, it's not a man's decision. It is not his body, therefore, he has no right to make the ultimate decision. He can only express his view. That's about it. (I'm pretty sure it's not any easier for her to decide). So cudos to those men.
1	Ok, so if we are going to let everything take the "normal course of nature", then lets just let everyone die. Have cancer? Too bad, its the natural course of nature that you die. What about heart failure? Sorry, no paddles of life for you. We're going to let nature take its course. Just like your beloved pope, nature is not always right.
0	these new 'ahs: freak show' teasers are legitimately terrifying
1	german auto engineer issued lab coat
1	bush fishing for compliments during press conference
1	You would do well has Obama's misinformed press secretary because you're full of folly yourself. Christ is Risen indeed!
0	You said in the other post "A sign like that would hardly be nessecary where I live. We have very restrictive gun-laws and hardly anyone owns a gun.And no, people does not discipline themselves. You might claim I have to much trust in the government, I would claim you have to much trust in your fellow man. When you give freedom to the people you give freedom to criminals too. I dont trust guns to only be used in 'selfdefense'.I want my government to uphold justice and to protect me from criminals. Thats one of their purposes. And that is impossible without a certain amount of control over the citizens."This is liberal.. you believe governments are smarter than people. You do not trust your fellow man you trust governments made up of men. You are willing to restrict my freedoms based on activities of criminals.You sir are a liberal.
1	man unsure how to expose self to woman he likes without coming off as a creep
0	grieving losses other than death
1	panicking mitch mcconnell shoves entire senate healthcare bill into mouth as democrat walks past
1	tear gas manufacturers worried about association with everything tear gas used for
0	bye bye american airlines, bye
0	how to rediscover your passion for reading
0	It's thanks to the opposers of the theory that all this rubbish about descending from monkeys and slimeball came about, all ppl need is a bit more education and things should become clearer.
1	mom brings home little plaque that says 'family'
1	alaskan gray wolf can't believe no one told him he's got snow on nose
0	starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala
0	these boston bombing survivors don't think it's too soon for 'patriots day'
0	Well in the opinion of supporters of that theory there has been evidence for their beliefs... Visions, UFO's, ... even though it is very doubtful, it would have to be respected in classes at school...
0	philippine congress agrees to extend mindanao martial law to end of year
0	undecided ohio voters beg for 3rd option on eve of gop convention
1	poll finds many voters would support equally unlikable third-party candidate
1	odorite introduces new three-tier urinal cake
0	Well, one can't be truly logical and not be an atheist (or at least agnostic.) As any religion simply flys in the face of logic. Faith and logic are poles apart. Keep truckin' Jim! Happy weekend to you bro.
0	Well to get healthcare from $6000 per person to $3,400 per person you'd have to pay them less or fire them. So do I understand you correctly that we will either cut pay or fire doctors and nurses?EDIT: that seems dramatic...not "fire" them but they will basically go into another profession since they are no longer needed.
0	man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats
0	u.s., partners secretly agreed to allow iran to evade restrictions in nuclear deal: report
0	deadly tornadoes rip through texas as floods threaten midwest
0	20 struggles every tall girl knows to be true
0	george w. bush interrupted obama to ask him to snap a picture of him and it was amazing
1	Atheism is a religion? Pray tell, where would I find the atheist church? Ridiculous.
0	all you have to do is scroll back a page or two in this forum...look for my posts regarding cichlids, guppies and lizards. I also gave you snails. show me any example of so-called natural selection or evolution in the field and I bet I can shoot it down.
0	dear president trump: breaking up banks isn't so hard to do
0	There are ideals in this world that are better left alone.....lines that should not be crossed. Marriage is an ideal that does not need changing; doing so is crossing that line in the sand that was drawn there for a reason.
1	wild, rutting animals pour onto prom dance floor
1	Well, Jews have always been indecisive. Like this joke says: Q: How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4; 1 to screw it in and 3 to argue about which way it turns.
0	a feminist meets fidel castro
1	He didn't pursue the "master race of white Protestant." He was a pure Aryanist, genius one. The very least you could do is get your facts straight, but you probably like spreading this bullcrap on purpose. (Seeing as how you're an atheist.)
0	house conservatives claim democrats have failed black communities
0	'tall women in clogs' busts stereotypes about height, gender and more
1	that guy from that one show not looking so hot
0	And why would I be anti Christianity when I am Christian? Oh and by the way to who ever it was who said I don't believe in Jesus, or something to that extent, I never said anything to that extent, you just made up what you wanted and got mad about it. I believe in the teachings of Jesus. Yes I'm betting your asking me how I know about his teachings if I have never read the bible, My mom is someone who has re-read the bible like 6 or 7 times. So she's told me all about it, and what its supposed to teach us.
0	hydraulic press pizza is definitely not the best pizza you've ever had
0	He's pointing out that the situation is about the mother and the baby, and that the baby's right to life ends exactly where the woman's right to personal autonomy begins. That's the interesting thing about rights-based ethics, that the rights of any individual are limited precisely by the rights of all other individuals.
0	hillary clinton's barking dog impression is totally paw-some
0	matthew mcconaughey once faked an australian accent for an entire year
0	20-year-old says 'i deserved it' after fiancé punched her in the arm
1	Speak of the Devil! And, speaking of hate speech and insults, OS is the ultimate master.
0	documentary review: 3 1/2 minutes, ten bullets
1	why are you afraid of guns? has one jumped up and shot at you? you should never fear a gun, respect the gun.
0	queen of soul commands in philly
0	depends on what you consider proof. A beliief that they are is rubbish as it cannot be proven. A argument based upon behavior, history and countless examples, well it seems you don't consider that you be of any use.That sentence doesn't even make sense! I won't go into arguing that your claim is right because I don't believe it.
0	donald trump won't stop talking about how 'healthy' he is

0

ariana grande issues 'donut fiasco' apology video that doesn't explain donut-licking

0

how to be nicer, healthier and more focused in 15 minutes

0

derek jeter reportedly ready to make a life-changing move

1

scarlett johansson immediately rejects heartwarming prom invite from high school student

1

secret service agent learning a lot from malia's '18th century european history' seminar

1

senators wish domenici would bring dog to work more often

1

Are we talking about the place Jesus and the Jews believed in or the one later Christians made up to keep people in check?

1

excitement shifts to concern after coworker brings baked goods into office for fourth consecutive day

1

shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month

0

dina and caroline manzo get blunt about family feud

0

a small request for mother's day

0

5 keys to product differentiation for fun and profit

0

is putting a plastic container in the microwave really that bad?

1

What language does a horse speak? Is a horse even able to understand human language or the concept of marriage. But lets just say that there are sentient horses if so then yes a sentient horse has every right to marry whom thet choose.

1

corporation proud of origins as small business that would never survive in modern economy

1

No, it's one of those rare instances in which YOU are on the right side of an issue. :p;)

0

fall movies every mom will see

0

north carolina sheriff's deputies disciplined over trump rally

0

janet jackson shares adorable first photograph of her baby son

1

as per tradition, election results officially certified with two barks of approval from electoral collie

0

health reform at the crossroads: progress or peril?

0

consumer financial protection bureau could be defanged under donald trump

1

annoyed movers weren't expecting client to have belongings

1

elderly woman to teeter, quiver

1

Hmm.. does that include the Muslim Communities you were associated with too?.. We know as rational people that Denial is the Christians best weapon. You should seriously consider increasing your medications..

0

what motivates a whistleblower?

1

lady gaga quashes rumors that she ever thought bradley cooper talented in any way

1

So if you were attacked by a 250 pound man who is an 8th Degree Blackbelt, you'd prefer a fair fight?

0

It is the desire of your heart that is the sin. If you do not feel that having an abortion was wrong then asking God for forgiveness is doing nothing but insulting him. All you say is that "I know it is wrong but I'd rather do it my way". Not a wise stance if you believe in God.

0

we don't need the freedom to hate

1

Holy XXXX! I wanna stick it in a syringe and shoot it up!

1

report: some people wake up when it's still dark outside

0

in five days

0

rudy giuliani says white cops needed to stop black people from shooting each other

1

poke with stick confirms raccoon's death

1

'kanye must be back on his meds,' says nation technically having conversation about mental illness

1

college still looking for absolute saddest place on campus to hold transfer student orientation

1

goodyear unveils new, circular tires

1

Tell you what-get your math and science skills up to a grade 6 level and I'll consider taking advice from you, 'kay?

0

uncaged black futures now

0

a life with ocd

1

turtle bocce balled around

0

why dave brandon won't be michigan's athletic director next year

0

trump once bombarded scottish leader with 16 letters slamming a wind farm

1

enraged man unable to break tv

1

Orion, by your own acknowledgment as a pro-evolutionary carny-barker, your own forefathers were large-foreheaded knuckle draggers descended from brainless protozoa, and flat-earth-believing cave dwellers from the pre-bronze age. So please spare us the archaic, Bronze Age prohibitions. OK?

1

'men are not oppressed,' says woman who has no idea what it like to take two whole escalators to get to your clothing section at zara

0

Right on! A real man supports those he loves, through thick and thin. He doesn't try and control the things he can't either.In the end, it's not a man's decision. It is not his body, therefore, he has no right to make the ultimate decision. He can only express his view. That's about it. (I'm pretty sure it's not any easier for her to decide). So cudos to those men.

1

Ok, so if we are going to let everything take the "normal course of nature", then lets just let everyone die. Have cancer? Too bad, its the natural course of nature that you die. What about heart failure? Sorry, no paddles of life for you. We're going to let nature take its course. Just like your beloved pope, nature is not always right.

0

these new 'ahs: freak show' teasers are legitimately terrifying

1

german auto engineer issued lab coat

1

bush fishing for compliments during press conference

1

You would do well has Obama's misinformed press secretary because you're full of folly yourself. Christ is Risen indeed!

0

You said in the other post "A sign like that would hardly be nessecary where I live. We have very restrictive gun-laws and hardly anyone owns a gun.And no, people does not discipline themselves. You might claim I have to much trust in the government, I would claim you have to much trust in your fellow man. When you give freedom to the people you give freedom to criminals too. I dont trust guns to only be used in 'selfdefense'.I want my government to uphold justice and to protect me from criminals. Thats one of their purposes. And that is impossible without a certain amount of control over the citizens."This is liberal.. you believe governments are smarter than people. You do not trust your fellow man you trust governments made up of men. You are willing to restrict my freedoms based on activities of criminals.You sir are a liberal.

1

man unsure how to expose self to woman he likes without coming off as a creep

0

grieving losses other than death

1

panicking mitch mcconnell shoves entire senate healthcare bill into mouth as democrat walks past

1

tear gas manufacturers worried about association with everything tear gas used for

0

bye bye american airlines, bye

0

how to rediscover your passion for reading

0

It's thanks to the opposers of the theory that all this rubbish about descending from monkeys and slimeball came about, all ppl need is a bit more education and things should become clearer.

1

mom brings home little plaque that says 'family'

1

alaskan gray wolf can't believe no one told him he's got snow on nose

0

starz outlander world premiere and tartan carpet gala

0

these boston bombing survivors don't think it's too soon for 'patriots day'

0

Well in the opinion of supporters of that theory there has been evidence for their beliefs... Visions, UFO's, ... even though it is very doubtful, it would have to be respected in classes at school...

0

philippine congress agrees to extend mindanao martial law to end of year

0

undecided ohio voters beg for 3rd option on eve of gop convention

1

poll finds many voters would support equally unlikable third-party candidate

1

odorite introduces new three-tier urinal cake

0

Well, one can't be truly logical and not be an atheist (or at least agnostic.) As any religion simply flys in the face of logic. Faith and logic are poles apart. Keep truckin' Jim! Happy weekend to you bro.

0

Well to get healthcare from $6000 per person to $3,400 per person you'd have to pay them less or fire them. So do I understand you correctly that we will either cut pay or fire doctors and nurses?EDIT: that seems dramatic...not "fire" them but they will basically go into another profession since they are no longer needed.

0

man has adorable conversation with dozens of baby goats

0

u.s., partners secretly agreed to allow iran to evade restrictions in nuclear deal: report

0

deadly tornadoes rip through texas as floods threaten midwest

0

20 struggles every tall girl knows to be true

0

george w. bush interrupted obama to ask him to snap a picture of him and it was amazing

1

Atheism is a religion? Pray tell, where would I find the atheist church? Ridiculous.

0

all you have to do is scroll back a page or two in this forum...look for my posts regarding cichlids, guppies and lizards. I also gave you snails. show me any example of so-called natural selection or evolution in the field and I bet I can shoot it down.

0

dear president trump: breaking up banks isn't so hard to do

0

There are ideals in this world that are better left alone.....lines that should not be crossed. Marriage is an ideal that does not need changing; doing so is crossing that line in the sand that was drawn there for a reason.

1

wild, rutting animals pour onto prom dance floor

1

Well, Jews have always been indecisive. Like this joke says: Q: How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4; 1 to screw it in and 3 to argue about which way it turns.

0

a feminist meets fidel castro

1

He didn't pursue the "master race of white Protestant." He was a pure Aryanist, genius one. The very least you could do is get your facts straight, but you probably like spreading this bullcrap on purpose. (Seeing as how you're an atheist.)

0

house conservatives claim democrats have failed black communities

0

'tall women in clogs' busts stereotypes about height, gender and more

1

that guy from that one show not looking so hot

0

And why would I be anti Christianity when I am Christian? Oh and by the way to who ever it was who said I don't believe in Jesus, or something to that extent, I never said anything to that extent, you just made up what you wanted and got mad about it. I believe in the teachings of Jesus. Yes I'm betting your asking me how I know about his teachings if I have never read the bible, My mom is someone who has re-read the bible like 6 or 7 times. So she's told me all about it, and what its supposed to teach us.

0

hydraulic press pizza is definitely not the best pizza you've ever had

0

He's pointing out that the situation is about the mother and the baby, and that the baby's right to life ends exactly where the woman's right to personal autonomy begins. That's the interesting thing about rights-based ethics, that the rights of any individual are limited precisely by the rights of all other individuals.

0

hillary clinton's barking dog impression is totally paw-some

0

matthew mcconaughey once faked an australian accent for an entire year

0

20-year-old says 'i deserved it' after fiancé punched her in the arm

1

Speak of the Devil! And, speaking of hate speech and insults, OS is the ultimate master.

0

documentary review: 3 1/2 minutes, ten bullets

1

why are you afraid of guns? has one jumped up and shot at you? you should never fear a gun, respect the gun.

0

queen of soul commands in philly

0

depends on what you consider proof. A beliief that they are is rubbish as it cannot be proven. A argument based upon behavior, history and countless examples, well it seems you don't consider that you be of any use.That sentence doesn't even make sense! I won't go into arguing that your claim is right because I don't believe it.

0

donald trump won't stop talking about how 'healthy' he is