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1	What prompted this? I guess I need to check what website I'm in... Your response, Orion, (like trs) is that of a gutless, spineless, dip-wad. One who would tinkle in your drawers if you made such a claim while facing me. But, I've dealt with your sorry, trashy kind before and have found that no matter what is said, you'll act like you're ten foot tall and bulletproof. But, carry on, Orion. You've shown your true colors now. Cluck at will... emoticonXChicken emoticonXRolleyes
0	clinton and sanders face off in wyoming as race heats up
0	pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks
1	father sits teenage son down to explain how sex with mom works
0	16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert
0	to the obese woman crying at the picnic table
0	dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears
1	entitled deadbeat finally breaks out of 20-year cycle of government dependency
1	What facts? The article above your post is replete with documented facts. Are you in denial? Have you even read the article? Are all of your responses knee-jerk, shoot-from-the-hip defense mechanisms? Pay attention.
0	it's just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids
1	sitting inside cardboard box the safest 6-year-old will feel for remainder of life
1	You're full of horse manure, O spawn of Satan. And you lie like your father, the devil (John 8:44).
1	study: boyfriends who aren't speaking are thinking about ending relationship 90% of time
1	missing park ranger found in better-paying job
0	How about the individual's offspring? Is a "subtract 10 years" gene encoded in the genome just because of one marriage? Still no evidence.
1	saudi authorities decry wasteful 3-hour death-row appeals process
1	It's also hard to convince a rational person that something is so if there is zero evidence of its truth, but then you wouldn't have any clue about that.
0	13 ways to reduce stress at the office without embarrassing yourself
0	Well, the claim isn't that they were identical, just that they preceded Jesus and were very similar.
0	maxine linehan challenges bono, beach boys, and pride of ireland in interpretation of 'beautiful songs'
1	media reminds public not to overemphasize super tuesday results or draw any sort of wide-reaching conclusions
0	I think you are right. One of my favorite Sidney Harris cartoons was two scientists coming out of a conference presentation, and one, absolutely thrilled, says to the other, "What a wonderful talk - everything we know is wrong!"
0	It won't. I'd think any responsible parent with a teen under the age of 18 who has a sound relationship with that teen would discuss the possibility of her becoming sexually active (a normal function in spite of some puritan attitudes) and offer simple avoidance of possible pregnancy and abortion. Like vehicle insurance she may never need it, but going without either one is plain stupid.
1	new ed mcmahon autobiography reveals he slept with 7 women
1	area dad looking to get average phone call with adult son down to 47.5 seconds
1	You wouldn't know irony if it dropped on your toe. :)
0	Well, I did not choose to be heterosexual, I was born heterosexual. I can not see why it should be different for Gay people
0	liberal lion on donald trump's least favorite court lets him have it on immigration
1	grandfather clock does loop-the-loop with pendulum when no one looking
1	podiatrist a jerk
0	trump orders help for chinese phone-maker after china approves money for trump project
0	charter school advocates play the race card
0	outback steakhouse at the center of bizarre conspiracy theory
1	ROFLMAO! We elect these guys to write that legislation in the first place... emoticonXRolleyes And the whole point of reading the legislation (I know it must be incredibly tough to read anything when you have a job emoticonXRolleyes ) is to be able TO KNOW EXACTLY what it is you're supposedly opposing... So, to summarize ... You praise Wilson for speaking out and claiming "Liar", but you haven't actually read the legislation TO HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE as to whether or not Obama was actually lying in the first place... emoticonXRolleyes
0	a quick reminder that sexual assault is not about lust -- it's about power and control
0	I see no reason why secular shows should be required to mention your mythology.
0	how a high-fat diet may be screwing with your brain
1	suspect wins over detectives with 'rockford files' reference
1	vacationer checks weather report for hometown
1	Just trying to bring some consistency to the debate. You love it when Democrats pander but not when Republicans do it. Why am I not surprised? ;)
1	Are you referring to yourself as a Christian or Steeeeve being a Christian?
1	jukebox pretending oasis cd too scratched to play
1	roommate cooked enough of gross thing for everyone
0	that time kendall jenner got a pony for christmas
0	photos show fire and smoke engulfing ankara district after deadly car bomb
0	this bio-mom and stepmom's friendship is nothing short of inspiring
1	nurse to grab lunch right after she finishes draining bile from man's liver
0	here's another huge reason to eat a plant-based diet
1	coworkers unable to put finger on what's weird about gary
1	fisher-price designer would like to see 2-year-old try and choke on newest version
0	the 10 best cities for college grads in 2015
1	uninsured man hoping for gift card to local hospital for christmas
0	recapping the women's college advantage
1	new app sends dating profile straight to friends, coworkers to laugh at without ever connecting users to each other
1	field museum officials announce long-awaited pregnancy of prized t-rex
0	scott walker-backed candidate defeated in wisconsin supreme court race
0	shaun king has twitter account suspended after cnn email exchange
0	will smith and jada pinkett smith look incredible as always at the 2016 golden globes
0	'jane the virgin' narrator creates a hero for latinos who feel 'trapped' in a conservative culture
1	Because of massive cultural differences. You might as well be asking "if both Americans and British people speak basic english, why do British people refer to apartments as flats?"
0	this is where the most confusion comes in, and why many evolutionist that are particular about the definition of evolution gets into arguments. #3 is the only one close to the scientific definition, and still this is technically lacking and only serves the very layman levelyou continue to insist that all misinformation is a result of YEC's distorting the definitions. YEC's didnt write the definitions in dictionary.com, noe the hundreds of other dictionarys that have similar definitions. furthermore, your definitions have done nothing to educate people who are seeking more information. they only serve to display your disdain for creationists and your lack of objectivity
1	nation's grandmas halt production of afghan blankets
1	I think we should not only allow GAYs to have legal marriage rights but also those who want to practice insist as well as all who want to practice polygamy. Let us not stop there let us sanction union between human and animals. After all I love my Dog and my Parrot. Why stop with GAYs? By the way where does the term GAY come from for homosexuals.
0	let them eat cake!
1	ohio state hires jim tressel as head football coach
0	pistachio biscotti with kirsch-soaked dried cherries
0	michael bolton singing john bolton's scary words about war is almost soothing
1	Please be sure to give that message to all the criminals out there. We wouldn't like to have the situation where all the law abiding citizens got rid of their guns and the criminals kept them, would we?
0	aurora releases theater shooting response report
0	luke bryan says confederate flag has become a 'symbol of racism'
0	No, that's just the pork tacked onto the original bill.
0	trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email
0	daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum
0	the power of keeping it personal
0	kentucky newspapers endorse alison lundergan grimes
0	80 percent of female restaurant workers say they've been harassed by customers
0	elizabeth warren slams 'bizarre' glass-steagall statements from trump's treasury secretary
0	lorna simpson creates haunting meditations on the state of blackness in america
1	petting zoo all goats
1	new little caesars marketing strategy has employees throw themselves on hoods of passing cars
1	proud business owner tapes first customer to wall
1	friend who's into politics makes you feel stupid again
0	patti smith's advice about what really matters in life will give you chills
0	too big to eat
1	barron trump sprints off convention stage in tears after missing note during clarinet solo performance
1	nation flattered brand would go to the trouble of selling them a hand-crafted product
0	the two-for-one move that tones abs and arms at the same time
0	christmas eve shooting kills 1 at louisiana mall
0	Actually, for his hypothesis to explain the difference, he would have to say that the DNA changed. Even so, he assumes more.
0	if you can't keep your new year's resolutions, be kind to yourself
1	grown man refers to map at beginning of novel to find out where ruined castle of arnoth is located
1	robert pattinson looking forward to taking on more serious vampire roles after conclusion of 'twilight' films
0	Butwhat of the fetus/babies that were wanted by daddy but not by mummy what does termination stop then?
0	everything you need to know about filipino breakfasts
0	william h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom
1	wisconsin has crush on minnesota
0	watch: homophobes have invented a scary new tactic to undo equal rights
1	Yippie doo! A 23 year old quote from an ornithologist defending his point of view. And his point of view has (or had) merit. But since then, several feathered dinosaurs (not birds) have been found. It has also been shown that the difference between a scale and a feather may be no more than a single point mutation. (You do know what I'm talking about, don't you Calli? You do know what a "point mutation" is, don't you?) Bottom line is that there may be no intermediate between scales and feathers. A single point mutation produces feathers from scales. Various kinds of feathers require only further mutation.
0	bill murray is even charming while trying to bribe umpires
1	teen parents skip prom

1

What prompted this? I guess I need to check what website I'm in... Your response, Orion, (like trs) is that of a gutless, spineless, dip-wad. One who would tinkle in your drawers if you made such a claim while facing me. But, I've dealt with your sorry, trashy kind before and have found that no matter what is said, you'll act like you're ten foot tall and bulletproof. But, carry on, Orion. You've shown your true colors now. Cluck at will... emoticonXChicken emoticonXRolleyes

0

clinton and sanders face off in wyoming as race heats up

0

pope: it would be 'catastrophic' if 'special interests' derailed climate talks

1

father sits teenage son down to explain how sex with mom works

0

16 tweets that define what it means to be an introvert

0

to the obese woman crying at the picnic table

0

dad's reindeer drone perfectly tackles son's christmas fears

1

entitled deadbeat finally breaks out of 20-year cycle of government dependency

1

What facts? The article above your post is replete with documented facts. Are you in denial? Have you even read the article? Are all of your responses knee-jerk, shoot-from-the-hip defense mechanisms? Pay attention.

0

it's just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids

1

sitting inside cardboard box the safest 6-year-old will feel for remainder of life

1

You're full of horse manure, O spawn of Satan. And you lie like your father, the devil (John 8:44).

1

study: boyfriends who aren't speaking are thinking about ending relationship 90% of time

1

missing park ranger found in better-paying job

0

How about the individual's offspring? Is a "subtract 10 years" gene encoded in the genome just because of one marriage? Still no evidence.

1

saudi authorities decry wasteful 3-hour death-row appeals process

1

It's also hard to convince a rational person that something is so if there is zero evidence of its truth, but then you wouldn't have any clue about that.

0

13 ways to reduce stress at the office without embarrassing yourself

0

Well, the claim isn't that they were identical, just that they preceded Jesus and were very similar.

0

maxine linehan challenges bono, beach boys, and pride of ireland in interpretation of 'beautiful songs'

1

media reminds public not to overemphasize super tuesday results or draw any sort of wide-reaching conclusions

0

I think you are right. One of my favorite Sidney Harris cartoons was two scientists coming out of a conference presentation, and one, absolutely thrilled, says to the other, "What a wonderful talk - everything we know is wrong!"

0

It won't. I'd think any responsible parent with a teen under the age of 18 who has a sound relationship with that teen would discuss the possibility of her becoming sexually active (a normal function in spite of some puritan attitudes) and offer simple avoidance of possible pregnancy and abortion. Like vehicle insurance she may never need it, but going without either one is plain stupid.

1

new ed mcmahon autobiography reveals he slept with 7 women

1

area dad looking to get average phone call with adult son down to 47.5 seconds

1

You wouldn't know irony if it dropped on your toe. :)

0

Well, I did not choose to be heterosexual, I was born heterosexual. I can not see why it should be different for Gay people

0

liberal lion on donald trump's least favorite court lets him have it on immigration

1

grandfather clock does loop-the-loop with pendulum when no one looking

1

podiatrist a jerk

0

trump orders help for chinese phone-maker after china approves money for trump project

0

charter school advocates play the race card

0

outback steakhouse at the center of bizarre conspiracy theory

1

ROFLMAO! We elect these guys to write that legislation in the first place... emoticonXRolleyes And the whole point of reading the legislation (I know it must be incredibly tough to read anything when you have a job emoticonXRolleyes ) is to be able TO KNOW EXACTLY what it is you're supposedly opposing... So, to summarize ... You praise Wilson for speaking out and claiming "Liar", but you haven't actually read the legislation TO HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE as to whether or not Obama was actually lying in the first place... emoticonXRolleyes

0

a quick reminder that sexual assault is not about lust -- it's about power and control

0

I see no reason why secular shows should be required to mention your mythology.

0

how a high-fat diet may be screwing with your brain

1

suspect wins over detectives with 'rockford files' reference

1

vacationer checks weather report for hometown

1

Just trying to bring some consistency to the debate. You love it when Democrats pander but not when Republicans do it. Why am I not surprised? ;)

1

Are you referring to yourself as a Christian or Steeeeve being a Christian?

1

jukebox pretending oasis cd too scratched to play

1

roommate cooked enough of gross thing for everyone

0

that time kendall jenner got a pony for christmas

0

photos show fire and smoke engulfing ankara district after deadly car bomb

0

this bio-mom and stepmom's friendship is nothing short of inspiring

1

nurse to grab lunch right after she finishes draining bile from man's liver

0

here's another huge reason to eat a plant-based diet

1

coworkers unable to put finger on what's weird about gary

1

fisher-price designer would like to see 2-year-old try and choke on newest version

0

the 10 best cities for college grads in 2015

1

uninsured man hoping for gift card to local hospital for christmas

0

recapping the women's college advantage

1

new app sends dating profile straight to friends, coworkers to laugh at without ever connecting users to each other

1

field museum officials announce long-awaited pregnancy of prized t-rex

0

scott walker-backed candidate defeated in wisconsin supreme court race

0

shaun king has twitter account suspended after cnn email exchange

0

will smith and jada pinkett smith look incredible as always at the 2016 golden globes

0

'jane the virgin' narrator creates a hero for latinos who feel 'trapped' in a conservative culture

1

Because of massive cultural differences. You might as well be asking "if both Americans and British people speak basic english, why do British people refer to apartments as flats?"

0

this is where the most confusion comes in, and why many evolutionist that are particular about the definition of evolution gets into arguments. #3 is the only one close to the scientific definition, and still this is technically lacking and only serves the very layman levelyou continue to insist that all misinformation is a result of YEC's distorting the definitions. YEC's didnt write the definitions in dictionary.com, noe the hundreds of other dictionarys that have similar definitions. furthermore, your definitions have done nothing to educate people who are seeking more information. they only serve to display your disdain for creationists and your lack of objectivity

1

nation's grandmas halt production of afghan blankets

1

I think we should not only allow GAYs to have legal marriage rights but also those who want to practice insist as well as all who want to practice polygamy. Let us not stop there let us sanction union between human and animals. After all I love my Dog and my Parrot. Why stop with GAYs? By the way where does the term GAY come from for homosexuals.

0

let them eat cake!

1

ohio state hires jim tressel as head football coach

0

pistachio biscotti with kirsch-soaked dried cherries

0

michael bolton singing john bolton's scary words about war is almost soothing

1

Please be sure to give that message to all the criminals out there. We wouldn't like to have the situation where all the law abiding citizens got rid of their guns and the criminals kept them, would we?

0

aurora releases theater shooting response report

0

luke bryan says confederate flag has become a 'symbol of racism'

0

No, that's just the pork tacked onto the original bill.

0

trump ally sues qatar for hacking his email

0

daniel boulud awards scholarship to c-cap alum

0

the power of keeping it personal

0

kentucky newspapers endorse alison lundergan grimes

0

80 percent of female restaurant workers say they've been harassed by customers

0

elizabeth warren slams 'bizarre' glass-steagall statements from trump's treasury secretary

0

lorna simpson creates haunting meditations on the state of blackness in america

1

petting zoo all goats

1

new little caesars marketing strategy has employees throw themselves on hoods of passing cars

1

proud business owner tapes first customer to wall

1

friend who's into politics makes you feel stupid again

0

patti smith's advice about what really matters in life will give you chills

0

too big to eat

1

barron trump sprints off convention stage in tears after missing note during clarinet solo performance

1

nation flattered brand would go to the trouble of selling them a hand-crafted product

0

the two-for-one move that tones abs and arms at the same time

0

christmas eve shooting kills 1 at louisiana mall

0

Actually, for his hypothesis to explain the difference, he would have to say that the DNA changed. Even so, he assumes more.

0

if you can't keep your new year's resolutions, be kind to yourself

1

grown man refers to map at beginning of novel to find out where ruined castle of arnoth is located

1

robert pattinson looking forward to taking on more serious vampire roles after conclusion of 'twilight' films

0

Butwhat of the fetus/babies that were wanted by daddy but not by mummy what does termination stop then?

0

everything you need to know about filipino breakfasts

0

william h. macy has ultimate dad moment dancing with his daughter before prom

1

wisconsin has crush on minnesota

0

watch: homophobes have invented a scary new tactic to undo equal rights

1

Yippie doo! A 23 year old quote from an ornithologist defending his point of view. And his point of view has (or had) merit. But since then, several feathered dinosaurs (not birds) have been found. It has also been shown that the difference between a scale and a feather may be no more than a single point mutation. (You do know what I'm talking about, don't you Calli? You do know what a "point mutation" is, don't you?) Bottom line is that there may be no intermediate between scales and feathers. A single point mutation produces feathers from scales. Various kinds of feathers require only further mutation.

0

bill murray is even charming while trying to bribe umpires

1

teen parents skip prom