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1	And of course, the sea of Montalban's assertions as science, the sea of Montalban's out of context quotes, or the sea of Montalban's misrepresentations of what others have said. It seems that Montalban knows the "TROOTH" and won't be discouraged with facts. Sadly, Montalban knows what he believes and reality seems to be irrelevant.
1	pope tweets picture of self with god
1	leonardo dicaprio hopes he screamed and cried good enough in 'the revenant' to win oscar
0	man charged in disappearance of north carolina toddler
0	It's true, I find the story on sites that are generally anti-bush. However, this was a radio show transcript, not a site. Larry Flint says "'I've talked to the woman's friends,' Flynt said. 'I've tracked down the doctor who did the abortion, I tracked down the Bush people who arranged for the abortion,' Flynt said. 'I got the story nailed." I haven't seen it either confirmed or denied by anyone more reputable.
1	woman wonders whatever happened to those rainforests she gave $5 to save that one time
1	study finds flushing toilets wastes billions of gallons of piss and shit annually
0	doing the santa wrap
0	pitbull's tasteless memorial day tweet brings americans together
0	vets in congress urge paul ryan to un-endorse trump
1	bernadette peters comes up twice in one day
0	did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along?
0	official texas republican platform says more than half the state is gay
1	kim jong-un panics after returning to north korea to find country's populace has escaped
1	carly fiorina promises to fight for whoever everyday americans are
0	why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond
0	5 tips for creating a beautiful product roadmap
0	if you think your kid has trouble sleeping, this might be why
0	almost half of world heritage sites are threatened, report finds
1	mueller wondering why there all this drama over trump's unpaid parking violations
1	national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep
1	jonah lehrer working on book about neuroscience behind why we falsify quotes
0	save this season: the best underwear multipacks
0	I know we know a great deal but even if it is from a taxonomy point of view I still don't think there is conclusive evidence.
0	And anyone who thinks this will be seen as an XXXXX and close-minded.
1	dan aykroyd has aykroyds
0	former senator to run pot company
1	military-industrial complex recalls coming together in aftermath of 9/11
1	negative parent-teacher conference not exactly eye-opening for area mother
0	'moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend
0	songs from the big chair gets supersized: chats with tff's roland orzabal & curt smith, lloyd cole and lang lang...plus!
0	But wouldn't it make it more likely that a gun dealer that was involved in gun trafficking would be audited and caught by the ATF? If there are less FFLs then the ATF has more time to monitor and inspect each gun dealer.
0	syria's bashar assad tops off another year of bloodshed with a holiday photoshoot
0	let's deemphasize people's motivations behind advocacy and volunteering
1	depressed nra member half-hoping son will accidentally shoot him
1	fda recommends adding little tabasco to that bad boy
0	It is the same as you saying "you can't know anything of the unknowable"
0	look: transgender contestants compete for title of miss international queen
1	'could've been me,' grumbles merrick garland watching gorsuch hearings at bar with fellow highway maintenance workers
1	So lets see, you referred to how the 1st amendment applied to the states, posted the 14th amendment privileges and immunities clause and then asked if I thought something was unclear. Of course the privileges and immunities clause is often mistaken to have incorporated the 1st amendment by people who don't know what they are talking about but this is merely coincidence because you randomly quoted part of the 14th amendment but implied it all. Now if I changed it to what it said above would you feel that is an accurate statement? Probably, considering you don't seem to understand a blatant difference between "original understanding" and "original constitution). Your pride ruins you my friend.
0	after dark: one-half nelson, artist and nightlife personality
1	Well, either the real or imaginary Phyllis implied those things in the post under discussion.
0	20 flattering blazers that will fit over big busts
1	You mean back in 1993 when Clinton had been in office for only 13 months? Do you think George H.W. Bush knew about these bombers before hand and didn't warn Clinton? But, even so, check out this link, if you aren't too damned lazy (I can't cut and paste from that site): snopes.com: Clinton Administration and Terrorists But phobic little minds are already fixated on what they believe and you probably won't.
1	man listening to 'highway to hell' actually on parkway to waukegan
0	reform jews poised to pass transgender resolution
1	death row inmate can't deny he curious to see how state pulls off lethal injection
0	one arizona man remains missing after flash floods kills eight family members
0	fashion designer prabal gurung is raising thousands for survivors of nepal's earthquake
0	saudis snub obama on riyadh arrival amid growing tensions
0	julia stiles marries preston j. cook in intimate seattle beach wedding
1	bank robbers fail to consider o'reilly factor
0	this rescue pit bull made his bed every day while waiting to be adopted
0	ragnar from 'vikings' is going where? creator talks season 3
0	mothers, precious and misunderstood: the many mothers i have met
0	watch: fox news guest blames mass shooting on 'homosexual impulses'
0	24 feminist school supplies for empowered girls
1	guests emerge shell-shocked from rich people's wedding
0	But it took a lot longer to develop. My point was that only after about 5000 years of human civilization did empiricism as science develop. Religion, supernaturalism, and mythology trace back into prehistory. What we know as science didn't even begin to exist until the late 1500s and 1600s. Before that it was OK to do science like Aristotle did - no experiment, only thinking about a logical answer. Thus, heavy objects fell faster than light ones and any fool could tell that the sun orbited the earth.But science is more than an inner way of thinking. It is a process and a method for learning about the universe. It is called methodological naturalism. That is not to say the science asserts that nothing exists except what is natural. It says that science can't study the supernatural.
0	Ditto squared. If they support killing a perfectly healthy unborn child, they will argue that the reason stated in the Op is the main reason Abortion is needed and justified. And I must say that if 98% of all abortions were performed for that reason, the public stance against them might not be so strong.
1	immune-deficient realtor forced to spend entire life in housing bubble
1	wedding vows explicitly mention price of ceremony
0	To those who are sympathetic to gun control. Can we get anyone to listen and change society, ooooor will you just use this problem, and these under trained and under socialized kids to persecute the 2nd Amendment! I am 61 years old, and I can remember when schools filled the gap and taught morals. Now they are not allowed for fear that they might offend someones religious unbelief and be sued. We reap what we sow. If we sow nothing, we reap nothing.
0	5 ways to trick your inner critic
1	tsa agent can't bring himself to make dad take off comfy shoes
0	I'm not aware that the police used violence in arresting any of the people discussed in this case. Besides, I'm not discussing personal morality here, I'm discussing what should be legal, and what is practical in a society where not everyone shares the same moral views. Government is there to apply limits to what is permitted, based on the will of the people.
1	Apparently, you have the sides confused. The left pushes porn more so than the right does. That's part of the meaning of "liberal"..."anything goes"! :p
0	a cop's job is difficult, but it can be done without killing humans
1	medicalert bracelet iced out
0	officials reach deal on trans-pacific partnership
1	outkast universally accepted
1	Here you go, Maxim Popenker's Modern Firearms site will teach you all! As for Cheney, at least he is getting with the people shooting program, even if he is hitting the wrong side.
1	drug paraphernalia visible in photo of missing cat
0	time to redefine and de-silo online safety efforts
0	wendy williams says she's 'sick of this #metoo movement'
0	why i won't be at pride this year, in one long rant
0	obama administration accused of violating constitutional rights of immigrant detainees
0	I did not say that evolution precludes God, all I am saying is that many Atheists seem to think it does, and thus it likely contributes to the number of people who beleive there is no God. If a person does not beleive in God, then they must beleive there is no ultimate morality.
1	self-actualized historians urge nation not to get hung up on the past
0	video shows mom kicking child out for voting for trump in mock election
0	how to write a thank you that gets you hired
0	mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia
0	this is why so many boomers are delaying retirement
1	unpublished twain autobiography rails against youtube, bp, war in afghanistan
1	do you go to study hall? probably not. It is a requirement where the athletes sign in and sit in the library with their teams and are monitored to make sure that their studying is getting done.
0	police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing
0	maintaining world class integrity in a nonprofit boardroom: guides for action
0	a u.s. cyclist made sure she won gold, then collapsed to the ground
1	alan alda realizes it's less important than what's going on, but wonders if people know he's getting sag life achievement award
1	nation happily reassured that exxonmobil made profits of $44.9 billion in 2012
0	despite social liberalization at home, saudi arabia continues to promote islamic radicalism abroad
1	When the pro-life movement began in the early 70's, being pro-life meant you were 100% opposed to any and all abortion. In the early 80's, that standard was watered down to include those who had rape, incest, and the life of the mother exceptions. Now in the 90's, things have declined so rapidly that someone who is only opposed to partial-birth abortions can sell themselves as pro-life."- Pastor Matt Trewhella How does that crow taste?
0	woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies
0	Yeah, he's absolutely correct. So what's your point? You think you deserve special rights? Are you better than straight people? Are you superior people because your preferred form of sex doesn't allow for pro-creation as God commanded humanity to do? Is this your argument?
1	Who knows? Maybe the dudes went to the shooting range close by LAX and didn't go home. The fact is they made up some bogus bullcrap to prosecute when there was nothing illegal. What probable cause was there? None. I had buddy of mine arrested because he was posing with legally held firearms that someone at his college "ratted" him out on him having "illegal" ones. There was nothing illegal but he was a. thrown in jail. b. spent thousands in lawyer fees c. never got his guns back. c. had to leave his position as student body president...and the police? "We are sorry about that. Oh well." You see what I mean? Gotta love LAPD.
0	americans trust hillary clinton over donald trump on terrorism
1	cannibal corpse blasting from papal apartment window
0	'black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood
0	I didn't answer or you didn't understand? Actually I did answer. The knee joint I described is from a bipedal hominid - there is no question about it. The skull, even though I gave it very ape-like features, is from a biped. There are many examples of what I described.
1	trump casually informs pence he going to make one or two appearances during speech

1

And of course, the sea of Montalban's assertions as science, the sea of Montalban's out of context quotes, or the sea of Montalban's misrepresentations of what others have said. It seems that Montalban knows the "TROOTH" and won't be discouraged with facts. Sadly, Montalban knows what he believes and reality seems to be irrelevant.

1

pope tweets picture of self with god

1

leonardo dicaprio hopes he screamed and cried good enough in 'the revenant' to win oscar

0

man charged in disappearance of north carolina toddler

0

It's true, I find the story on sites that are generally anti-bush. However, this was a radio show transcript, not a site. Larry Flint says "'I've talked to the woman's friends,' Flynt said. 'I've tracked down the doctor who did the abortion, I tracked down the Bush people who arranged for the abortion,' Flynt said. 'I got the story nailed." I haven't seen it either confirmed or denied by anyone more reputable.

1

woman wonders whatever happened to those rainforests she gave $5 to save that one time

1

study finds flushing toilets wastes billions of gallons of piss and shit annually

0

doing the santa wrap

0

pitbull's tasteless memorial day tweet brings americans together

0

vets in congress urge paul ryan to un-endorse trump

1

bernadette peters comes up twice in one day

0

did trump intend to fire fbi director james comey all along?

0

official texas republican platform says more than half the state is gay

1

kim jong-un panics after returning to north korea to find country's populace has escaped

1

carly fiorina promises to fight for whoever everyday americans are

0

why britain's spy chief says he wouldn't hire james bond

0

5 tips for creating a beautiful product roadmap

0

if you think your kid has trouble sleeping, this might be why

0

almost half of world heritage sites are threatened, report finds

1

mueller wondering why there all this drama over trump's unpaid parking violations

1

national trust for historic preservation to pay for andy rooney's upkeep

1

jonah lehrer working on book about neuroscience behind why we falsify quotes

0

save this season: the best underwear multipacks

0

I know we know a great deal but even if it is from a taxonomy point of view I still don't think there is conclusive evidence.

0

And anyone who thinks this will be seen as an XXXXX and close-minded.

1

dan aykroyd has aykroyds

0

former senator to run pot company

1

military-industrial complex recalls coming together in aftermath of 9/11

1

negative parent-teacher conference not exactly eye-opening for area mother

0

'moana' comes out on top at the box office for third consecutive weekend

0

songs from the big chair gets supersized: chats with tff's roland orzabal & curt smith, lloyd cole and lang lang...plus!

0

But wouldn't it make it more likely that a gun dealer that was involved in gun trafficking would be audited and caught by the ATF? If there are less FFLs then the ATF has more time to monitor and inspect each gun dealer.

0

syria's bashar assad tops off another year of bloodshed with a holiday photoshoot

0

let's deemphasize people's motivations behind advocacy and volunteering

1

depressed nra member half-hoping son will accidentally shoot him

1

fda recommends adding little tabasco to that bad boy

0

It is the same as you saying "you can't know anything of the unknowable"

0

look: transgender contestants compete for title of miss international queen

1

'could've been me,' grumbles merrick garland watching gorsuch hearings at bar with fellow highway maintenance workers

1

So lets see, you referred to how the 1st amendment applied to the states, posted the 14th amendment privileges and immunities clause and then asked if I thought something was unclear. Of course the privileges and immunities clause is often mistaken to have incorporated the 1st amendment by people who don't know what they are talking about but this is merely coincidence because you randomly quoted part of the 14th amendment but implied it all. Now if I changed it to what it said above would you feel that is an accurate statement? Probably, considering you don't seem to understand a blatant difference between "original understanding" and "original constitution). Your pride ruins you my friend.

0

after dark: one-half nelson, artist and nightlife personality

1

Well, either the real or imaginary Phyllis implied those things in the post under discussion.

0

20 flattering blazers that will fit over big busts

1

You mean back in 1993 when Clinton had been in office for only 13 months? Do you think George H.W. Bush knew about these bombers before hand and didn't warn Clinton? But, even so, check out this link, if you aren't too damned lazy (I can't cut and paste from that site): snopes.com: Clinton Administration and Terrorists But phobic little minds are already fixated on what they believe and you probably won't.

1

man listening to 'highway to hell' actually on parkway to waukegan

0

reform jews poised to pass transgender resolution

1

death row inmate can't deny he curious to see how state pulls off lethal injection

0

one arizona man remains missing after flash floods kills eight family members

0

fashion designer prabal gurung is raising thousands for survivors of nepal's earthquake

0

saudis snub obama on riyadh arrival amid growing tensions

0

julia stiles marries preston j. cook in intimate seattle beach wedding

1

bank robbers fail to consider o'reilly factor

0

this rescue pit bull made his bed every day while waiting to be adopted

0

ragnar from 'vikings' is going where? creator talks season 3

0

mothers, precious and misunderstood: the many mothers i have met

0

watch: fox news guest blames mass shooting on 'homosexual impulses'

0

24 feminist school supplies for empowered girls

1

guests emerge shell-shocked from rich people's wedding

0

But it took a lot longer to develop. My point was that only after about 5000 years of human civilization did empiricism as science develop. Religion, supernaturalism, and mythology trace back into prehistory. What we know as science didn't even begin to exist until the late 1500s and 1600s. Before that it was OK to do science like Aristotle did - no experiment, only thinking about a logical answer. Thus, heavy objects fell faster than light ones and any fool could tell that the sun orbited the earth.But science is more than an inner way of thinking. It is a process and a method for learning about the universe. It is called methodological naturalism. That is not to say the science asserts that nothing exists except what is natural. It says that science can't study the supernatural.

0

Ditto squared. If they support killing a perfectly healthy unborn child, they will argue that the reason stated in the Op is the main reason Abortion is needed and justified. And I must say that if 98% of all abortions were performed for that reason, the public stance against them might not be so strong.

1

immune-deficient realtor forced to spend entire life in housing bubble

1

wedding vows explicitly mention price of ceremony

0

To those who are sympathetic to gun control. Can we get anyone to listen and change society, ooooor will you just use this problem, and these under trained and under socialized kids to persecute the 2nd Amendment! I am 61 years old, and I can remember when schools filled the gap and taught morals. Now they are not allowed for fear that they might offend someones religious unbelief and be sued. We reap what we sow. If we sow nothing, we reap nothing.

0

5 ways to trick your inner critic

1

tsa agent can't bring himself to make dad take off comfy shoes

0

I'm not aware that the police used violence in arresting any of the people discussed in this case. Besides, I'm not discussing personal morality here, I'm discussing what should be legal, and what is practical in a society where not everyone shares the same moral views. Government is there to apply limits to what is permitted, based on the will of the people.

1

Apparently, you have the sides confused. The left pushes porn more so than the right does. That's part of the meaning of "liberal"..."anything goes"! :p

0

a cop's job is difficult, but it can be done without killing humans

1

medicalert bracelet iced out

0

officials reach deal on trans-pacific partnership

1

outkast universally accepted

1

Here you go, Maxim Popenker's Modern Firearms site will teach you all! As for Cheney, at least he is getting with the people shooting program, even if he is hitting the wrong side.

1

drug paraphernalia visible in photo of missing cat

0

time to redefine and de-silo online safety efforts

0

wendy williams says she's 'sick of this #metoo movement'

0

why i won't be at pride this year, in one long rant

0

obama administration accused of violating constitutional rights of immigrant detainees

0

I did not say that evolution precludes God, all I am saying is that many Atheists seem to think it does, and thus it likely contributes to the number of people who beleive there is no God. If a person does not beleive in God, then they must beleive there is no ultimate morality.

1

self-actualized historians urge nation not to get hung up on the past

0

video shows mom kicking child out for voting for trump in mock election

0

how to write a thank you that gets you hired

0

mourners gather for funeral of supreme court justice antonin scalia

0

this is why so many boomers are delaying retirement

1

unpublished twain autobiography rails against youtube, bp, war in afghanistan

1

do you go to study hall? probably not. It is a requirement where the athletes sign in and sit in the library with their teams and are monitored to make sure that their studying is getting done.

0

police chief busted for parking on sidewalk does the honorable thing

0

maintaining world class integrity in a nonprofit boardroom: guides for action

0

a u.s. cyclist made sure she won gold, then collapsed to the ground

1

alan alda realizes it's less important than what's going on, but wonders if people know he's getting sag life achievement award

1

nation happily reassured that exxonmobil made profits of $44.9 billion in 2012

0

despite social liberalization at home, saudi arabia continues to promote islamic radicalism abroad

1

When the pro-life movement began in the early 70's, being pro-life meant you were 100% opposed to any and all abortion. In the early 80's, that standard was watered down to include those who had rape, incest, and the life of the mother exceptions. Now in the 90's, things have declined so rapidly that someone who is only opposed to partial-birth abortions can sell themselves as pro-life."- Pastor Matt Trewhella How does that crow taste?

0

woman shot by former boyfriend at chicago nordstrom store dies

0

Yeah, he's absolutely correct. So what's your point? You think you deserve special rights? Are you better than straight people? Are you superior people because your preferred form of sex doesn't allow for pro-creation as God commanded humanity to do? Is this your argument?

1

Who knows? Maybe the dudes went to the shooting range close by LAX and didn't go home. The fact is they made up some bogus bullcrap to prosecute when there was nothing illegal. What probable cause was there? None. I had buddy of mine arrested because he was posing with legally held firearms that someone at his college "ratted" him out on him having "illegal" ones. There was nothing illegal but he was a. thrown in jail. b. spent thousands in lawyer fees c. never got his guns back. c. had to leave his position as student body president...and the police? "We are sorry about that. Oh well." You see what I mean? Gotta love LAPD.

0

americans trust hillary clinton over donald trump on terrorism

1

cannibal corpse blasting from papal apartment window

0

'black-ish' creator: i don't want to see 'forced diversity' in hollywood

0

I didn't answer or you didn't understand? Actually I did answer. The knee joint I described is from a bipedal hominid - there is no question about it. The skull, even though I gave it very ape-like features, is from a biped. There are many examples of what I described.

1

trump casually informs pence he going to make one or two appearances during speech