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1	You wipe your butt with it dumbass! Anybody dumb enough to believe in god knows how to use it.
0	stephen curry apologizes for being better than everyone else
0	the 5 best fictional holidays from television
0	jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada
1	area man busts his ass all day, and for what?
0	why shopping doesn't solve problems in the fashion industry
0	everyone uses singular 'they,' whether they realize it or not
0	4 business mistakes i'll never make again
0	james corden battles neil patrick harris in aca-mazing broadway riff-off
0	the ultimate houston, texas, road trip playlist
1	hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual
0	'one day at a time' actor pat harrington jr. dead at 86
1	unemployed prince harry, meghan markle announce plans to give baby up for adoption
0	why i decided to attach my business to the happy hippie foundation
1	man made clear-headed choice to upload series of online videos explaining how to install surround sound speakers
0	former tennessee judge allegedly voided traffic fines in exchange for sex
0	Well some call me liberal (VoR anyone?) and I am definately pro-choice, I'll chime in here. I completely agree that in Roe v. Wade they made the wrong decision. I think ammendment X comes into play here. Nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for the federal government to make restrictions based on abortion. This should be up to the states. Now on that same note it is also unconstitutional for the federal government to make a law banning abortion. This is a law that should be addressed by the states as it is not resered to the federal government.
1	saudi arabia officially lifts ban on female monster truck rallies
1	fbi warns republican memo could undermine faith in massive, unaccountable government secret agencies
0	cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video
1	verizon introduces new charge-you-at-whim plan
0	cuba, the us and obama's state of the union
0	these carts are letting kids with disabilities roll down the aisle in style
1	valiant fact-checkers once again save american political system from descending into corruption
1	Contribute? Oh please.... Take your crying act somewhere else. Like I said no one is buying your Bull anymore....
1	study finds majority of accidental heroin overdoses could be prevented with less heroin
1	humane society volunteer spends whole adoption meeting trying to sell family on sicker cat
1	maid of honor specifically selected for ability to take emotional beating
0	trailer for chilean mining accident movie 'the 33' will hit you in the feels
1	university admits it pretty weird they let bunch of 20-year-olds live in big mansion and torture each other
1	'you are donald trump, 45th president of the united states,' trump reads from faded tattoo on wrist
1	royal family releases kate middleton ultrasound image
0	I think there are some things they will habitually avoid discussing. After a while, even Archie realizes the claims he makes that are no-brainer false.
0	hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate
1	u.n. secretary general staring straight at israeli ambassador while describing horrors of apartheid in nelson mandela speech
0	embed routines and rituals (principle no. 5 of the 7 principles of personal effectiveness)
0	melania trump seeks at least $150 million in damages over report she worked as an escort
0	kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter
0	The fact that they were too heavy, is simply untrue, see previous post. Hunting depends on many ecological factors, such as their predational preference. Also new fossils suggest a trees down development of bird flight so fully developed flight muscles and feathers were not necessary.
0	james foley, missing american photojournalist, beheaded by isis
0	Let's try to use a little kindness and common sense and not tell people on a public forum to "shut ur mouth". Read the forum rules, they might help your focus. -Mach
1	monument designer to see if some other country wants to buy rejected war memorial
0	watch vin diesel say 'i am groot' in different languages
1	http://blog.pos.org/wp-content/uploa...dule-press.pdf Just a tad inconsistent, wouldn't you say? But, given that there has been a heavily-financed anti-Obama campaign on national media, it may be understandable. And, ABCNEWS is another clone of FauxNews, dontcha know?
0	this is what earth would be like without the moon
0	colbert is stunned speechless by trump's terrible 'birthday present' for melania
0	fans, music greats mourn loss of mr. rock 'n' roll chuck berry
1	Does a bear **** in the woods? Does the Pope live in Rome?
1	night out consecrated with opening exchange of high-fives
1	that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about
0	what every parent needs to know about their schools
0	foods that are better outside the u.s.
1	biden chokes up while describing hardworking americans who can only afford shitty ditch weed
1	secretary of state fired after inappropriately weighing in on international politics
0	cancer's next big thing -- immunotherapy
0	even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement
1	Quote Mining. You got to love it. Always fascinating when stuff is dishonestly taken out of context. Normally, we see this from creationists, but you are by no means the first prolifer who has engaged in this practice. But lets look at it
0	japan's economy emerges from recession, growth weaker than forecast
0	mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme
0	So do I, but my reasoning is highly speculative, even by my own standards. there is no doubt the human body is all about manifestation of energy, not just electrical. just saying "hi" is creating sound energy through the kinetic energy of your jaw muscles, lung and vocal cords, which was converted from the chemical energy stored in the food you ate. but proving that energy occurs in the human body does not address the question of life itself. If life itself is a form of energy, then it must either be constant at all times (ie, cannot be created or destroyed). Or, it can be converted from one form to another. or both...
1	So, when a comedian leaves the stage and say's I killed tonight, then obviously killing people en-masse is just fine, right?
1	ford assembly line foreman thinking about asking out cute welding robot from work
0	cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive
1	BOY-HOWDY!!!!! You have spoken the truth and spoken it well. Welcome to you from the conservative South.
0	pit bull had lost all hope when kids found him in the grass
1	royal baby already crawling
1	u.s. now 40 percent sports paraphernalia
1	What? Let a gaggle of people who are at least as spiritually inept as you take a vote? ROTFLOL! That would be like the 450 Prophets of Baal: Elijah and prophets of baal Face it, Trebor, you've taken a real beating - claiming Maimonides would not refer to 'saints', because Judaism HAS no saints, only to find out when I referenced a Jewish rabbi that you were wrong again. http://www.4forums.com/political/rel...tml#post360410 Busted!! emoticonXBouncer
1	historian has big news for grover cleveland fans
1	desperate catholic church now offering sainthood to anyone who regularly attends weekly mass
0	hurricane harvey should be a wake-up call to trump's disaster relief budget
0	see the first photo of alicia keys' baby boy!
1	clinton makes pact with savages
0	elections in ukraine
0	trump calls on congress to empower agencies to oust federal workers
1	evangelical church strips away all the frills and pomp of catholic molestation
1	man has mosquito on the run
1	And it remains to be seen if your are. Pick an unreasonable and dumb argument go with it.
0	watch abbi from 'broad city' strip naked and rock out to lady gaga
0	watch now: oprah interviews arianna
0	Cumbria shootings: gunman Derrick Bird kills 12 then shoots himself - Telegraph
0	blm's alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power
0	strange 'alien skeleton' mystery finally solved
1	your republican friend to explain why paul ryan is great choice
1	motivational poster inspires 264 layoffs
0	not sure what an apple watch is for? try these 12 apps
1	decorative throw pillow positively aching for a quick plump
1	hot-rod-lincoln-driving son may have contributed to father's alcoholism
0	most americans think the senate should hold hearings on the supreme court nominee
1	11% of lunch eaten off sweatshirt
1	Wow, that must be some good stuff he was drinking to keep him 'under the influence' for THAT long!! :p
1	picasso's 'guernica' triples in value after being autographed by the 1994 new york rangers
1	john kerry scrambles to stop bunker's self-destruct sequence as russian oligarch taunts him from bank of monitors
0	restore your power through restorative sleep
0	can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?
1	When I read your stuff it's as if I had not read anything.
0	ivanka trump and marco rubio's paid leave plan is a disaster for women
1	battleship awkwardly propped up against ferguson police department
0	climate change and trump's board-game patriotism
1	man always three ingredients away from making pancakes

1

You wipe your butt with it dumbass! Anybody dumb enough to believe in god knows how to use it.

0

stephen curry apologizes for being better than everyone else

0

the 5 best fictional holidays from television

0

jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada

1

area man busts his ass all day, and for what?

0

why shopping doesn't solve problems in the fashion industry

0

everyone uses singular 'they,' whether they realize it or not

0

4 business mistakes i'll never make again

0

james corden battles neil patrick harris in aca-mazing broadway riff-off

0

the ultimate houston, texas, road trip playlist

1

hair carefully disheveled in 20-minute ritual

0

'one day at a time' actor pat harrington jr. dead at 86

1

unemployed prince harry, meghan markle announce plans to give baby up for adoption

0

why i decided to attach my business to the happy hippie foundation

1

man made clear-headed choice to upload series of online videos explaining how to install surround sound speakers

0

former tennessee judge allegedly voided traffic fines in exchange for sex

0

Well some call me liberal (VoR anyone?) and I am definately pro-choice, I'll chime in here. I completely agree that in Roe v. Wade they made the wrong decision. I think ammendment X comes into play here. Nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for the federal government to make restrictions based on abortion. This should be up to the states. Now on that same note it is also unconstitutional for the federal government to make a law banning abortion. This is a law that should be addressed by the states as it is not resered to the federal government.

1

saudi arabia officially lifts ban on female monster truck rallies

1

fbi warns republican memo could undermine faith in massive, unaccountable government secret agencies

0

cornered trump could go nuclear at debate, defies calls to quit race over vulgar video

1

verizon introduces new charge-you-at-whim plan

0

cuba, the us and obama's state of the union

0

these carts are letting kids with disabilities roll down the aisle in style

1

valiant fact-checkers once again save american political system from descending into corruption

1

Contribute? Oh please.... Take your crying act somewhere else. Like I said no one is buying your Bull anymore....

1

study finds majority of accidental heroin overdoses could be prevented with less heroin

1

humane society volunteer spends whole adoption meeting trying to sell family on sicker cat

1

maid of honor specifically selected for ability to take emotional beating

0

trailer for chilean mining accident movie 'the 33' will hit you in the feels

1

university admits it pretty weird they let bunch of 20-year-olds live in big mansion and torture each other

1

'you are donald trump, 45th president of the united states,' trump reads from faded tattoo on wrist

1

royal family releases kate middleton ultrasound image

0

I think there are some things they will habitually avoid discussing. After a while, even Archie realizes the claims he makes that are no-brainer false.

0

hillary clinton and donald trump did not shake hands before their second debate

1

u.n. secretary general staring straight at israeli ambassador while describing horrors of apartheid in nelson mandela speech

0

embed routines and rituals (principle no. 5 of the 7 principles of personal effectiveness)

0

melania trump seeks at least $150 million in damages over report she worked as an escort

0

kelly clarkson announces new children's book about her daughter

0

The fact that they were too heavy, is simply untrue, see previous post. Hunting depends on many ecological factors, such as their predational preference. Also new fossils suggest a trees down development of bird flight so fully developed flight muscles and feathers were not necessary.

0

james foley, missing american photojournalist, beheaded by isis

0

Let's try to use a little kindness and common sense and not tell people on a public forum to "shut ur mouth". Read the forum rules, they might help your focus. -Mach

1

monument designer to see if some other country wants to buy rejected war memorial

0

watch vin diesel say 'i am groot' in different languages

1

http://blog.pos.org/wp-content/uploa...dule-press.pdf Just a tad inconsistent, wouldn't you say? But, given that there has been a heavily-financed anti-Obama campaign on national media, it may be understandable. And, ABCNEWS is another clone of FauxNews, dontcha know?

0

this is what earth would be like without the moon

0

colbert is stunned speechless by trump's terrible 'birthday present' for melania

0

fans, music greats mourn loss of mr. rock 'n' roll chuck berry

1

Does a bear **** in the woods? Does the Pope live in Rome?

1

night out consecrated with opening exchange of high-fives

1

that's what host of 'showtime at the apollo' talking about

0

what every parent needs to know about their schools

0

foods that are better outside the u.s.

1

biden chokes up while describing hardworking americans who can only afford shitty ditch weed

1

secretary of state fired after inappropriately weighing in on international politics

0

cancer's next big thing -- immunotherapy

0

even prison officials want to curb solitary confinement

1

Quote Mining. You got to love it. Always fascinating when stuff is dishonestly taken out of context. Normally, we see this from creationists, but you are by no means the first prolifer who has engaged in this practice. But lets look at it

0

japan's economy emerges from recession, growth weaker than forecast

0

mike tyson does his best drake impression after seeing 'hotline bling' meme

0

So do I, but my reasoning is highly speculative, even by my own standards. there is no doubt the human body is all about manifestation of energy, not just electrical. just saying "hi" is creating sound energy through the kinetic energy of your jaw muscles, lung and vocal cords, which was converted from the chemical energy stored in the food you ate. but proving that energy occurs in the human body does not address the question of life itself. If life itself is a form of energy, then it must either be constant at all times (ie, cannot be created or destroyed). Or, it can be converted from one form to another. or both...

1

So, when a comedian leaves the stage and say's I killed tonight, then obviously killing people en-masse is just fine, right?

1

ford assembly line foreman thinking about asking out cute welding robot from work

0

cuban migrants adrift at sea drank own blood and urine to stay alive

1

BOY-HOWDY!!!!! You have spoken the truth and spoken it well. Welcome to you from the conservative South.

0

pit bull had lost all hope when kids found him in the grass

1

royal baby already crawling

1

u.s. now 40 percent sports paraphernalia

1

What? Let a gaggle of people who are at least as spiritually inept as you take a vote? ROTFLOL! That would be like the 450 Prophets of Baal: Elijah and prophets of baal Face it, Trebor, you've taken a real beating - claiming Maimonides would not refer to 'saints', because Judaism HAS no saints, only to find out when I referenced a Jewish rabbi that you were wrong again. http://www.4forums.com/political/rel...tml#post360410 Busted!! emoticonXBouncer

1

historian has big news for grover cleveland fans

1

desperate catholic church now offering sainthood to anyone who regularly attends weekly mass

0

hurricane harvey should be a wake-up call to trump's disaster relief budget

0

see the first photo of alicia keys' baby boy!

1

clinton makes pact with savages

0

elections in ukraine

0

trump calls on congress to empower agencies to oust federal workers

1

evangelical church strips away all the frills and pomp of catholic molestation

1

man has mosquito on the run

1

And it remains to be seen if your are. Pick an unreasonable and dumb argument go with it.

0

watch abbi from 'broad city' strip naked and rock out to lady gaga

0

watch now: oprah interviews arianna

0

Cumbria shootings: gunman Derrick Bird kills 12 then shoots himself - Telegraph

0

blm's alicia garza launches census project to mobilize black political power

0

strange 'alien skeleton' mystery finally solved

1

your republican friend to explain why paul ryan is great choice

1

motivational poster inspires 264 layoffs

0

not sure what an apple watch is for? try these 12 apps

1

decorative throw pillow positively aching for a quick plump

1

hot-rod-lincoln-driving son may have contributed to father's alcoholism

0

most americans think the senate should hold hearings on the supreme court nominee

1

11% of lunch eaten off sweatshirt

1

Wow, that must be some good stuff he was drinking to keep him 'under the influence' for THAT long!! :p

1

picasso's 'guernica' triples in value after being autographed by the 1994 new york rangers

1

john kerry scrambles to stop bunker's self-destruct sequence as russian oligarch taunts him from bank of monitors

0

restore your power through restorative sleep

0

can the green bay packers get back on track in minnesota?

1

When I read your stuff it's as if I had not read anything.

0

ivanka trump and marco rubio's paid leave plan is a disaster for women

1

battleship awkwardly propped up against ferguson police department

0

climate change and trump's board-game patriotism

1

man always three ingredients away from making pancakes