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1	new bug spray forces insects to see people as human beings with feelings
1	beekeeper wishes he understood women like he understands bees
1	glorious heyday of youth spent in parking lot
1	stunned family watches as grandmother wolfs down sandwich in 33 minutes
1	frustrated obama writes letter to his congressman about need for gun control
0	here's why jeb bush's super pac is spending $1.4 million to attack marco rubio
1	pregnant jessica simpson pulls out fetus for photo op
1	I see you still don't understand what a strawman is. It is hard to have a strawman when the comment wasn't directed at any particular claim....
0	sweden and the wakening of eco-integrity
1	bloated, rotund bernie sanders reveals he has finished drinking all of flint's water supply
0	guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not?
0	these gifs of shia labeouf watching his own movies show how each gop candidate did on tuesday
0	Yeah, it does have risk unlike the embryonic stem cells, but I think that if it comes out the way they hope, it will eventually lead to more embryonic uses as well when people realize that this can have risks. I think it is good to have this way as a back up while people argue over the use of cells that would otherwise be disposed, and get some treatment to people who need it rather than letting it be denied to them by anti-abortionists. And yeah, it's pretty much guaranteed that someone will find something to object about, claiming it is immoral (maybe it will now be that these stem cells are potential human life and we can't use them emoticonXRolleyes ), but it will likely not have as many objections.
1	zach braff, alyssa milano call out trump for far more effectively pivoting to politics to save floundering career
0	las vegas sands pays $9 million to end sec probe into china, macau
1	disgusting, unusable shopping cart has single sprig of parsley in it
0	a scientific guide for finding the perfect workout music
1	Turned? What do you mean turned? (Oh man! Got you one more time! Brutal! lol)
1	purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats
1	And no, Simone, a market is a metaphor for countless individual relationships. To say it should be regulated is to say the government should interfere with consensual relationships.. To say that consensual relationships are immoral and that interfering with them is moral is turning morality on it's head;.
1	new epa regulations would force power plants to find 30% more loopholes by 2030
0	jada pinkett smith and gabrielle union end feud after 17 years
1	bank patrons can expect same poor service after merger
0	Yes. But if you rephrased the question as "Does evil exist independent of an observer with a cohesive values system?", I'd say "no". That an event is regarded as evil requires a values system, but not necessarily theism.
0	trump reveals how he would force mexico to pay for border wall
0	all of the wacky and wonderful royal wedding memorabilia you can buy
1	You and your buddy galactable can do whatever you want, while the rest of this forum and I will live in reality. Many of the real adults have you on their ignore list, for your tendency to accuse everything, prove nothing, and use cheap shots and insults whenever possible. The fact that the only real argument you have against me is the fact that physically I'm a bit younger than you, proves that you have been defeated long ago, yet you insist on continuing to slander and insult me in order to make yourself look good. All of the "real adults" that have replied to this thread so far have called you the real child. Who's immature now?
1	Then maybe you could take him! He was the president of the church who preached against gay sex but did it just the same, maybe he will fit right in with your church, maybe your church would give him a position of minister but I doubt it!
1	dick clark still sitting there
0	code words for spinster throughout history
1	rain told to go away in 1986 returns
0	truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road
0	see miley cyrus freak out over a surprise phone call from hilary duff
0	writer calls on women of color 'to divest from lena dunham' after controversy
0	1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus
1	"think of you more as an evangelical protestant than a Catholic." LOL you lie down with Dogs, your sure to get up with fleas. (Evangelical protestants please dont take offence it was only a joke)
0	And then there's this:Alarm at routine patrols by armed police - Crime, UK - The Independent
1	fetid, shit-covered elon musk announces plan to revolutionize nation's sewage system
0	apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison
1	broncos, jaguars helmets sustain severe damage in monday night football helmet collision
1	avid fisherman forever ruins fishing for son
1	tylenol releases new black bile gel caps for people with unbalanced humors
1	man in suit makes decision affecting thousands of non-suited individuals
0	A being is something that is conceivable as existing...or something that actually exists.A human being is one of us, a homo-sapien, a member of the group of beings known as animals.A rock is a being of inanimate qualities.God is the supreme being, not capable of being understood totally as this would put Him (or It, or She) on the same level as those that He created.We will never be able to define exactly what or who God is!God is great.God is good.Let us thank Him for our food.God is my shepherd.God is my Light.God is my Co-pilot.God is what keeps me from believing that all this (the totality of all things and happenings) came about by accident.When God made man, She was only kidding! ;)
1	glaad to honor any mainstream film that gets one thing right about being gay
1	'i have four young children,' says kellyanne conway in most disturbing public statement to date
0	a model for the future: funding the end of childhood illness together
0	interview with louise munson, playwright of luigi
1	Don't take it personal EZ, Mental illness is a disease, not something you can do anything about....
1	Silly you, forgetting the lessons of Nuremberg. Did the Tribunal bring every private in the Wehrmacht or even every guard in the camps to trial? Back to your Marion Morrison fantasies, old chap!emoticonXSmilie
1	sully sullenberger realizes it too late now to let everyone know plane did all that stuff on autopilot
0	oregon's new travel video may inspire acid trips more than vacations
0	airasia search continues but bad weather drives back divers
1	heh heh heh..... So if my name was reverend happy puppy land that would throw you off??? hmm.... something to consider.... I do not support "guns" and more than I support hammers. I support the constitution, liberty, and freedom. What my friend do you support?
1	area film buff wondering what pauline kael would say about cookie's fortune
0	So what, the thread isn't about her signature. If we started responding to threads by attacking people's signatures, we'd all be in serious trouble. Especially me emoticonXAngel
1	poster vandal enters 'phallus in mouth' period
0	black athletes don't work on a plantation
0	God can do whatever He wants. Although one can say "God does not" or "God is not", a thiest believeing in and worshipping the God of Abraham and Joachim I do not think should ever say "God can not" anything....With God, all things and everything is possible. Sentiments such as those expressed above in my view seem to be evident in Western Christianity where it seems believers are too often trying to bring God down to our level, imposing limits etc.
0	watch: 'freakshow' star attempts life-threatening stunt
1	new iranian president really impressed with country's nuclear arms program
1	experts warn situation in gaza will get worse before it gets much worse
1	Horse manure. When did you invent that self-serving rule? Put it back in your ditty-bag.
1	united airlines cracking down on emotional support spouses
0	training tomorrow's leaders in higher education
0	challenging richard dawkins
1	voter turnout reaches all-time low of 17
0	news roundup for march 14, 2017
0	vin diesel reveals groot will dance again in 'guardians of the galaxy' sequel
0	student constructs wedding dress out of divorce papers
0	david petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism
0	u.s. reaches major milestone: 100,000 american students study in china
0	It has a chance. Any scientist has the opportunity to study ID. We are discussing the science classroom. We already teach it as a hypothesis in most schools. But it simply should not be taught as a valid alternative to evolution. That's what this debate is over.
1	obama hoping jim lehrer doesn't bring up u.s. economy
0	us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet
1	Poor little poopie. If your gay sex agenda wasn't of the devil himself you might be better received in the world.
0	The "study" fails to do this. It offers a philosophical "proof" only, as the scientific method is not used in any way in the "study".
0	Since it wasn't thought up by Hubble, the rest of your post doesn't follow.
0	sushi-themed kitkats are coming to japan for valentine's day
0	can you spot what's wrong with the memphis grizzlies' valentine's day graphic?
0	the christian closet
1	taylor swift inspires teen to come out as straight woman needing to be at center of gay rights narrative
0	great, donald trump threatened to default on the national debt
1	campbell's unveils new tomato soup humidifier
0	Do you think this resistance got their most useful weapons out of a normal store? Please dont try such arguments without knowing about European history.
1	You mean Priests? Because I hear the ladies are crawling all over them, can't get enough of that catholic loving...
0	the 14 new style stars who will light up the red carpet in 2016
0	afghan boy who made a lionel messi jersey from a plastic bag finally meets his hero
1	300 million without electricity in india after restoration of power grid
0	more berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy
1	scott pruitt accused of bribing fifa referee within 10 minutes of u.s. world cup announcement
1	yosemite expands lodging accommodations with new log cabin high-rises
0	3 leadership mistakes roger goodell made that you shouldn't
1	nation's cuckolded husbands gear up for first day of hunting season with wives' lovers
0	mitt romney: 'we've gotta rethink campaign finance'
0	First off, define "government funded". The FBI? The CIA? Other federal law enforcement agencies? The military? All vital government entities that are and should be armed. The fact that governments around the world have killed their own citizens after disarming them does not mean that they should not be armed, it means that the citizens should not be disarmed. Think of what our country would have become over the last 100 years without an armed government.
1	white house announces sasha obama to now be played by britney watkins
0	trump's 'locker room' defense is the excuse you'd expect from a child
0	latinos face digital divide in health care
1	'you are the jewel of my collection,' says saudi prince while guiding frightened jared kushner toward harem

1

new bug spray forces insects to see people as human beings with feelings

1

beekeeper wishes he understood women like he understands bees

1

glorious heyday of youth spent in parking lot

1

stunned family watches as grandmother wolfs down sandwich in 33 minutes

1

frustrated obama writes letter to his congressman about need for gun control

0

here's why jeb bush's super pac is spending $1.4 million to attack marco rubio

1

pregnant jessica simpson pulls out fetus for photo op

1

I see you still don't understand what a strawman is. It is hard to have a strawman when the comment wasn't directed at any particular claim....

0

sweden and the wakening of eco-integrity

1

bloated, rotund bernie sanders reveals he has finished drinking all of flint's water supply

0

guy moonwalks through 27 european landmarks, because why not?

0

these gifs of shia labeouf watching his own movies show how each gop candidate did on tuesday

0

Yeah, it does have risk unlike the embryonic stem cells, but I think that if it comes out the way they hope, it will eventually lead to more embryonic uses as well when people realize that this can have risks. I think it is good to have this way as a back up while people argue over the use of cells that would otherwise be disposed, and get some treatment to people who need it rather than letting it be denied to them by anti-abortionists. And yeah, it's pretty much guaranteed that someone will find something to object about, claiming it is immoral (maybe it will now be that these stem cells are potential human life and we can't use them emoticonXRolleyes ), but it will likely not have as many objections.

1

zach braff, alyssa milano call out trump for far more effectively pivoting to politics to save floundering career

0

las vegas sands pays $9 million to end sec probe into china, macau

1

disgusting, unusable shopping cart has single sprig of parsley in it

0

a scientific guide for finding the perfect workout music

1

Turned? What do you mean turned? (Oh man! Got you one more time! Brutal! lol)

1

purina debuts new 'slovenly feast' for nasty-ass shelter cats

1

And no, Simone, a market is a metaphor for countless individual relationships. To say it should be regulated is to say the government should interfere with consensual relationships.. To say that consensual relationships are immoral and that interfering with them is moral is turning morality on it's head;.

1

new epa regulations would force power plants to find 30% more loopholes by 2030

0

jada pinkett smith and gabrielle union end feud after 17 years

1

bank patrons can expect same poor service after merger

0

Yes. But if you rephrased the question as "Does evil exist independent of an observer with a cohesive values system?", I'd say "no". That an event is regarded as evil requires a values system, but not necessarily theism.

0

trump reveals how he would force mexico to pay for border wall

0

all of the wacky and wonderful royal wedding memorabilia you can buy

1

You and your buddy galactable can do whatever you want, while the rest of this forum and I will live in reality. Many of the real adults have you on their ignore list, for your tendency to accuse everything, prove nothing, and use cheap shots and insults whenever possible. The fact that the only real argument you have against me is the fact that physically I'm a bit younger than you, proves that you have been defeated long ago, yet you insist on continuing to slander and insult me in order to make yourself look good. All of the "real adults" that have replied to this thread so far have called you the real child. Who's immature now?

1

Then maybe you could take him! He was the president of the church who preached against gay sex but did it just the same, maybe he will fit right in with your church, maybe your church would give him a position of minister but I doubt it!

1

dick clark still sitting there

0

code words for spinster throughout history

1

rain told to go away in 1986 returns

0

truck dumps its enormous milk load all over the road

0

see miley cyrus freak out over a surprise phone call from hilary duff

0

writer calls on women of color 'to divest from lena dunham' after controversy

0

1 dead, 3 hurt in stabbing on ut austin campus

1

"think of you more as an evangelical protestant than a Catholic." LOL you lie down with Dogs, your sure to get up with fleas. (Evangelical protestants please dont take offence it was only a joke)

0

And then there's this:Alarm at routine patrols by armed police - Crime, UK - The Independent

1

fetid, shit-covered elon musk announces plan to revolutionize nation's sewage system

0

apple loses patent lawsuit to university of wisconsin-madison

1

broncos, jaguars helmets sustain severe damage in monday night football helmet collision

1

avid fisherman forever ruins fishing for son

1

tylenol releases new black bile gel caps for people with unbalanced humors

1

man in suit makes decision affecting thousands of non-suited individuals

0

A being is something that is conceivable as existing...or something that actually exists.A human being is one of us, a homo-sapien, a member of the group of beings known as animals.A rock is a being of inanimate qualities.God is the supreme being, not capable of being understood totally as this would put Him (or It, or She) on the same level as those that He created.We will never be able to define exactly what or who God is!God is great.God is good.Let us thank Him for our food.God is my shepherd.God is my Light.God is my Co-pilot.God is what keeps me from believing that all this (the totality of all things and happenings) came about by accident.When God made man, She was only kidding! ;)

1

glaad to honor any mainstream film that gets one thing right about being gay

1

'i have four young children,' says kellyanne conway in most disturbing public statement to date

0

a model for the future: funding the end of childhood illness together

0

interview with louise munson, playwright of luigi

1

Don't take it personal EZ, Mental illness is a disease, not something you can do anything about....

1

Silly you, forgetting the lessons of Nuremberg. Did the Tribunal bring every private in the Wehrmacht or even every guard in the camps to trial? Back to your Marion Morrison fantasies, old chap!emoticonXSmilie

1

sully sullenberger realizes it too late now to let everyone know plane did all that stuff on autopilot

0

oregon's new travel video may inspire acid trips more than vacations

0

airasia search continues but bad weather drives back divers

1

heh heh heh..... So if my name was reverend happy puppy land that would throw you off??? hmm.... something to consider.... I do not support "guns" and more than I support hammers. I support the constitution, liberty, and freedom. What my friend do you support?

1

area film buff wondering what pauline kael would say about cookie's fortune

0

So what, the thread isn't about her signature. If we started responding to threads by attacking people's signatures, we'd all be in serious trouble. Especially me emoticonXAngel

1

poster vandal enters 'phallus in mouth' period

0

black athletes don't work on a plantation

0

God can do whatever He wants. Although one can say "God does not" or "God is not", a thiest believeing in and worshipping the God of Abraham and Joachim I do not think should ever say "God can not" anything....With God, all things and everything is possible. Sentiments such as those expressed above in my view seem to be evident in Western Christianity where it seems believers are too often trying to bring God down to our level, imposing limits etc.

0

watch: 'freakshow' star attempts life-threatening stunt

1

new iranian president really impressed with country's nuclear arms program

1

experts warn situation in gaza will get worse before it gets much worse

1

Horse manure. When did you invent that self-serving rule? Put it back in your ditty-bag.

1

united airlines cracking down on emotional support spouses

0

training tomorrow's leaders in higher education

0

challenging richard dawkins

1

voter turnout reaches all-time low of 17

0

news roundup for march 14, 2017

0

vin diesel reveals groot will dance again in 'guardians of the galaxy' sequel

0

student constructs wedding dress out of divorce papers

0

david petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism

0

u.s. reaches major milestone: 100,000 american students study in china

0

It has a chance. Any scientist has the opportunity to study ID. We are discussing the science classroom. We already teach it as a hypothesis in most schools. But it simply should not be taught as a valid alternative to evolution. That's what this debate is over.

1

obama hoping jim lehrer doesn't bring up u.s. economy

0

us dietary guidelines: historic battle for people and planet

1

Poor little poopie. If your gay sex agenda wasn't of the devil himself you might be better received in the world.

0

The "study" fails to do this. It offers a philosophical "proof" only, as the scientific method is not used in any way in the "study".

0

Since it wasn't thought up by Hubble, the rest of your post doesn't follow.

0

sushi-themed kitkats are coming to japan for valentine's day

0

can you spot what's wrong with the memphis grizzlies' valentine's day graphic?

0

the christian closet

1

taylor swift inspires teen to come out as straight woman needing to be at center of gay rights narrative

0

great, donald trump threatened to default on the national debt

1

campbell's unveils new tomato soup humidifier

0

Do you think this resistance got their most useful weapons out of a normal store? Please dont try such arguments without knowing about European history.

1

You mean Priests? Because I hear the ladies are crawling all over them, can't get enough of that catholic loving...

0

the 14 new style stars who will light up the red carpet in 2016

0

afghan boy who made a lionel messi jersey from a plastic bag finally meets his hero

1

300 million without electricity in india after restoration of power grid

0

more berkeley professors shown to have violated sexual misconduct policy

1

scott pruitt accused of bribing fifa referee within 10 minutes of u.s. world cup announcement

1

yosemite expands lodging accommodations with new log cabin high-rises

0

3 leadership mistakes roger goodell made that you shouldn't

1

nation's cuckolded husbands gear up for first day of hunting season with wives' lovers

0

mitt romney: 'we've gotta rethink campaign finance'

0

First off, define "government funded". The FBI? The CIA? Other federal law enforcement agencies? The military? All vital government entities that are and should be armed. The fact that governments around the world have killed their own citizens after disarming them does not mean that they should not be armed, it means that the citizens should not be disarmed. Think of what our country would have become over the last 100 years without an armed government.

1

white house announces sasha obama to now be played by britney watkins

0

trump's 'locker room' defense is the excuse you'd expect from a child

0

latinos face digital divide in health care

1

'you are the jewel of my collection,' says saudi prince while guiding frightened jared kushner toward harem