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1	'must-see tv' now enforced by law
1	management consultant to consult with management
0	roth vs. traditional 401(k) -- which is better?
0	But that doesn't help much with calculating the length of a day from actual astronomical observations. Perhaps if we told Freeofthought that the current rate of slowing of the earth is 0.005 sec/year/year. I have no doubt that Freeofthought will misunderstand that number - it is a rate. Just assume that rate has been unchanging even though it hasn't been.A lot of the creationists misunderstanding comes from remarks like the following.
1	So you see a cop on the streets, you see he's armed, that's enough to induce aggression and violence, possibly cause you to hurt others, simply because you saw that somebody else was armed?
0	That is not a law to respect, the civil right in the Second Amendment IS!It is unconstitutional to require a license for a right freely given in the Constitution. - Murdoch vs. Pennsylvania plus about 8 more such rulings.You just don't like the BOR brady, that is the Supreme Law of the Land.
0	And that (among a number of other reasons) is why I will probably never, ever live in the state of California. Personally I have no desire to live somewhere that won't let me take the means to adequately defend my family and myself, if necessary.
1	employee executes daring 3:30 p.m. escape from office
1	'diary of anne frank' found in attic
1	king of queens creator thinks everyone's ripping him off
0	these food-inspired bow ties will make you the 'taco' the town
1	cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down
0	96-foot christmas tree goes up in flames
1	I am also fascinated by the Shoot First Law that has been introduced in Florida. You can now use a gun against any perceived threat. The question is whether this legitamises shooting Jeb Bush. Anyone stupid enough to think this law is a good idea is a definite threat, not merely perceived. Smiley
0	lindsey graham drops out of presidential race
0	ben carson bizarrely attacks cnn host in hostile interview
1	horrified nation wakes up on cyber monday to find amazon echo devices embedded beneath skin
0	what's your book shelfie style?
0	channing tatum teases 'gambit': 'wait till you see what we're going to do'
0	megan fox welcomes son journey river with brian austin green
0	"Healthy Families" seems like a strange name for this group that the link is to.
1	egypt plunges into state of middle east
0	world war iii with china
0	test facebook button
0	give me your dreamers that are searching for purpose
1	william katt programs own name into tivo
0	what warren harding can teach us about sex and foreign influence in american politics
0	hey, donald trump, 'i apologize if anyone was offended' is not an actual apology
1	supreme court rules in favor of most buck-wild pride parade nation's ever seen
0	khloe kardashian says no one was doing cocaine at kylie jenner's graduation party
1	And that's why I think you are a troll. There really aren't any experts here. There are several who are knowledgable in a variety of topics, but that knowledge seems to me to be the result of being both educated and widely read. It also indicates an ability to reason and an open mind.
1	insatiable water droplet barrels down windowpane consuming everything in its path
0	new yorker releases cover it would have run if hillary clinton had won
1	report: just so you know, your younger sister probably getting laid pretty regularly these days
1	national association advances colored person
1	child pleads case for why family rabbit should be named aunt susan
0	trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi
0	read the letter barack obama left donald trump upon leaving office
1	last person to voluntarily write essay dies
0	Actually, YES I HAVE! Not recently, but every time a cop has ever told me to sign a ticket he has made it clear that signing it isn't an admission of guilt, just an acknowledgment of receiving it. It is SOP for cops to say this with every ticket which requires a signature. And these cops said it to her also. She's either stupid or was looking for any lousy excuse to refuse to cooperate, and then justify her refusal to cooperate with them which is why the Court rejected her argument and threw out her case ala they upheld her conviction and nullified her attempt to unlawfully enrich herself over an issue which she caused herself. Only a knee jerk and emotionally bent liberal like you would defend a scavenger like her who will create any bogus issue possible to make an illegal buck from a fallacious claim.
0	spy satellites show the himalayas' changing glaciers
1	To use WMD's one actually has to have them my neo-liberal friend. But I guess that kind of basic logic just goes way over your head. whoooooosh
0	training entry plus 5
1	shirtless mike huckabee spends entire debate seated in rickety rocking chair
1	Does your use of the past tense "was" imply that you've seen a burning bush and been converted to reality? Or are you still an "anti-american pinko commie bleeding heart liberal?"
0	from layoffs to sexual assault allegations, it's been a hard week in media
1	man always sleeps with bat beside bed just in case any major league pitchers try to break in
0	black voter turnout so far is not good for hillary clinton
1	That is the only purpose it was created for. One must wonder if BS can have several uses to man and ID has but one which is the more valuable?
0	I don't think we have any business forcing anyone to do something they don't want to do. The father is supplying his DNA when he engages in sexual relations. After than point he has in effect signed a blank check. It's like the old saw, if you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. Fathers to be shouldn't be engaging in sex unless they intend to pony up with the montly check. I come from a bit of a bias on this subject because this was my area of endeavor for some 20+ years.
1	Ah, historical inevitability. I had no idea you were a marxist, Steeeeve! Unfortunately for you the same argument applies to the collapse of capitalism. And once again you conflate capitalism and freedom. Have you never heard of anarcho-syndicalism? And why is someone more free when their life is controlled by corporations than when those corporations are restrained by a democratic government?
1	least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round
0	shark bites surfer on oahu's north shore
0	how to survive an unpredictable winter
1	jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever
1	no one in women's shelter able to cook decent meal
0	nj man responds to police summons in grossest possible way
0	Oh, undoubtedly - but the offspring aren't inheriting traits as such are they? They're just suffering the same symptoms of malnutrition as their parents, except that for them it's happening in vitro so they exhibit the effects from birth. That's why it's such a bad example for what you're trying to get others to accept.
1	rex tillerson shoots mike pompeo quick email explaining all the countries
0	'amazing grace' bidding war erupts, aretha franklin lawsuit could be resolved
0	chinese scientists successfully clone 2 monkeys, could lead to human applications
0	iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world
0	thursday's morning email: australia celebrates as parliament approves same-sex marriage
1	barber's paunch keeps touching customer
1	teen worried about friend who tried pot
0	spotify hit with $1.6 billion lawsuit from publisher representing tom petty, neil young
0	They do not. They offer increased thermal protection and thus make a greater range of habitats possible. Feathers also offer increased protection from attack. They are so good that several native American cultures were known to make armor from feathers. They absorb and spread impact quite well.Feathers don't itch and they don't rustle in the bush.Do you have an answers that aren't examples of shallow thinking?
0	argentina president's bizarre werewolf mishap
1	You guys are going WAY overboard on this. The changes to the board of education standards will NOT materially change the way evolution is taught in Kansas, nor does it allow the teaching of creationism or intelligent design in our classrooms. Our districts scientific advisory board says the changes to the curriculum make it "more factually accurate", and even the folks who drafted the original curriculum could find no factual fault with the new draft. The chicken littles out there need to get a grip.
1	new 'joker' trailer introduces iconic villain to same generation of fans
0	what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.
0	don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you
1	upset woman forced to re-sigh louder
0	Marriage is not a religious institution. It is a government contract nothing more. Many people choose to have a religious ceremony to celebrate their marriage but that doesnt make it a religious institution. Need proof? You can get married without the permission of the church but you cant get married without the permission of the government. And because marriage is a government institution then they cannot discriminate against same sex couples and must provide the same benefits to them as is provided to straight couples. And it cannot be a separate institution either because separate is not equal. But as I have already said this shouldnt be up for a vote. Civil rights never should be.
0	debbie allen-helmed 'freeze frame' to explore gun violence in the u.s.
1	american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors
0	The anti-abortionists claim that would be killing a human life to save one.
0	russian spies hack dnc computers and gain access to trump opposition research
0	when soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement
1	trash bag taped over broken southwest plane window
0	how mitt romney tops sarah palin
1	dept. of homeland security introduces dhs for men
0	keeping jobs in the united states; start leading by example
1	old friends from high school meet up every year to say names of former classmates
0	There are no objective reasons to condemn gays. Marriage is not a matter of state and so it is meaningless to argue whether a state should recognize it.My advocating of perfect liberty allows no contradictions or exceptions, believe me I have lost alot of support from conservatives for this, perhaps even gays if one really applied it to all extremes.
1	not even julian assange clear on what's going on with him right now
1	neighborhood has gotten a lot safer since mayor vanquished fire troll
0	You weren't referring to your home in your little story of helplessness.
1	american girl recalls 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands
1	new evidence suggests ancient egyptians only ever visited pyramids when friends were in from out of town
0	gop preparing for contested convention
1	third-grader clearly biting off more than he can chew at elementary school book fair
1	unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year-old widowed man
1	mexican program aims to reach drug lords before they get caught up in cartels
0	having kids radically reshapes parents' immune systems
1	missing girl elected to aruban parliament
0	But isn't that the problem? This creationist decided that science should be limited to his religion. He's afraid of flying.
0	melania trump's online safety pamphlet seems lifted from the obama administration
1	Gasp! Oh, Jim's! Be still my heart! You called me proper! Sigh! That was the first time! I shall treasure it forever! :)
1	at&t builds windowless black tower

1

'must-see tv' now enforced by law

1

management consultant to consult with management

0

roth vs. traditional 401(k) -- which is better?

0

But that doesn't help much with calculating the length of a day from actual astronomical observations. Perhaps if we told Freeofthought that the current rate of slowing of the earth is 0.005 sec/year/year. I have no doubt that Freeofthought will misunderstand that number - it is a rate. Just assume that rate has been unchanging even though it hasn't been.A lot of the creationists misunderstanding comes from remarks like the following.

1

So you see a cop on the streets, you see he's armed, that's enough to induce aggression and violence, possibly cause you to hurt others, simply because you saw that somebody else was armed?

0

That is not a law to respect, the civil right in the Second Amendment IS!It is unconstitutional to require a license for a right freely given in the Constitution. - Murdoch vs. Pennsylvania plus about 8 more such rulings.You just don't like the BOR brady, that is the Supreme Law of the Land.

0

And that (among a number of other reasons) is why I will probably never, ever live in the state of California. Personally I have no desire to live somewhere that won't let me take the means to adequately defend my family and myself, if necessary.

1

employee executes daring 3:30 p.m. escape from office

1

'diary of anne frank' found in attic

1

king of queens creator thinks everyone's ripping him off

0

these food-inspired bow ties will make you the 'taco' the town

1

cool glitch effect on movie studio logo must mean shit about to go down

0

96-foot christmas tree goes up in flames

1

I am also fascinated by the Shoot First Law that has been introduced in Florida. You can now use a gun against any perceived threat. The question is whether this legitamises shooting Jeb Bush. Anyone stupid enough to think this law is a good idea is a definite threat, not merely perceived. Smiley

0

lindsey graham drops out of presidential race

0

ben carson bizarrely attacks cnn host in hostile interview

1

horrified nation wakes up on cyber monday to find amazon echo devices embedded beneath skin

0

what's your book shelfie style?

0

channing tatum teases 'gambit': 'wait till you see what we're going to do'

0

megan fox welcomes son journey river with brian austin green

0

"Healthy Families" seems like a strange name for this group that the link is to.

1

egypt plunges into state of middle east

0

world war iii with china

0

test facebook button

0

give me your dreamers that are searching for purpose

1

william katt programs own name into tivo

0

what warren harding can teach us about sex and foreign influence in american politics

0

hey, donald trump, 'i apologize if anyone was offended' is not an actual apology

1

supreme court rules in favor of most buck-wild pride parade nation's ever seen

0

khloe kardashian says no one was doing cocaine at kylie jenner's graduation party

1

And that's why I think you are a troll. There really aren't any experts here. There are several who are knowledgable in a variety of topics, but that knowledge seems to me to be the result of being both educated and widely read. It also indicates an ability to reason and an open mind.

1

insatiable water droplet barrels down windowpane consuming everything in its path

0

new yorker releases cover it would have run if hillary clinton had won

1

report: just so you know, your younger sister probably getting laid pretty regularly these days

1

national association advances colored person

1

child pleads case for why family rabbit should be named aunt susan

0

trump supporters are stepping up their attacks on bob mueller and the fbi

0

read the letter barack obama left donald trump upon leaving office

1

last person to voluntarily write essay dies

0

Actually, YES I HAVE! Not recently, but every time a cop has ever told me to sign a ticket he has made it clear that signing it isn't an admission of guilt, just an acknowledgment of receiving it. It is SOP for cops to say this with every ticket which requires a signature. And these cops said it to her also. She's either stupid or was looking for any lousy excuse to refuse to cooperate, and then justify her refusal to cooperate with them which is why the Court rejected her argument and threw out her case ala they upheld her conviction and nullified her attempt to unlawfully enrich herself over an issue which she caused herself. Only a knee jerk and emotionally bent liberal like you would defend a scavenger like her who will create any bogus issue possible to make an illegal buck from a fallacious claim.

0

spy satellites show the himalayas' changing glaciers

1

To use WMD's one actually has to have them my neo-liberal friend. But I guess that kind of basic logic just goes way over your head. *whoooooosh*

0

training entry plus 5

1

shirtless mike huckabee spends entire debate seated in rickety rocking chair

1

Does your use of the past tense "was" imply that you've seen a burning bush and been converted to reality? Or are you still an "anti-american pinko commie bleeding heart liberal?"

0

from layoffs to sexual assault allegations, it's been a hard week in media

1

man always sleeps with bat beside bed just in case any major league pitchers try to break in

0

black voter turnout so far is not good for hillary clinton

1

That is the only purpose it was created for. One must wonder if BS can have several uses to man and ID has but one which is the more valuable?

0

I don't think we have any business forcing anyone to do something they don't want to do. The father is supplying his DNA when he engages in sexual relations. After than point he has in effect signed a blank check. It's like the old saw, if you don't want to do the time, don't do the crime. Fathers to be shouldn't be engaging in sex unless they intend to pony up with the montly check. I come from a bit of a bias on this subject because this was my area of endeavor for some 20+ years.

1

Ah, historical inevitability. I had no idea you were a marxist, Steeeeve! Unfortunately for you the same argument applies to the collapse of capitalism. And once again you conflate capitalism and freedom. Have you never heard of anarcho-syndicalism? And why is someone more free when their life is controlled by corporations than when those corporations are restrained by a democratic government?

1

least avid sports fan tasked with fetching the next round

0

shark bites surfer on oahu's north shore

0

how to survive an unpredictable winter

1

jimmy fallon six tantalizing months from disappearing forever

1

no one in women's shelter able to cook decent meal

0

nj man responds to police summons in grossest possible way

0

Oh, undoubtedly - but the offspring aren't inheriting traits as such are they? They're just suffering the same symptoms of malnutrition as their parents, except that for them it's happening in vitro so they exhibit the effects from birth. That's why it's such a bad example for what you're trying to get others to accept.

1

rex tillerson shoots mike pompeo quick email explaining all the countries

0

'amazing grace' bidding war erupts, aretha franklin lawsuit could be resolved

0

chinese scientists successfully clone 2 monkeys, could lead to human applications

0

iraq: be careful how you mess with the sunni world

0

thursday's morning email: australia celebrates as parliament approves same-sex marriage

1

barber's paunch keeps touching customer

1

teen worried about friend who tried pot

0

spotify hit with $1.6 billion lawsuit from publisher representing tom petty, neil young

0

They do not. They offer increased thermal protection and thus make a greater range of habitats possible. Feathers also offer increased protection from attack. They are so good that several native American cultures were known to make armor from feathers. They absorb and spread impact quite well.Feathers don't itch and they don't rustle in the bush.Do you have an answers that aren't examples of shallow thinking?

0

argentina president's bizarre werewolf mishap

1

You guys are going WAY overboard on this. The changes to the board of education standards will NOT materially change the way evolution is taught in Kansas, nor does it allow the teaching of creationism or intelligent design in our classrooms. Our districts scientific advisory board says the changes to the curriculum make it "more factually accurate", and even the folks who drafted the original curriculum could find no factual fault with the new draft. The chicken littles out there need to get a grip.

1

new 'joker' trailer introduces iconic villain to same generation of fans

0

what aziz ansari, and most straight men, don't get about consent.

0

don't let the headphones (or the extra fat) fool you

1

upset woman forced to re-sigh louder

0

Marriage is not a religious institution. It is a government contract nothing more. Many people choose to have a religious ceremony to celebrate their marriage but that doesnt make it a religious institution. Need proof? You can get married without the permission of the church but you cant get married without the permission of the government. And because marriage is a government institution then they cannot discriminate against same sex couples and must provide the same benefits to them as is provided to straight couples. And it cannot be a separate institution either because separate is not equal. But as I have already said this shouldnt be up for a vote. Civil rights never should be.

0

debbie allen-helmed 'freeze frame' to explore gun violence in the u.s.

1

american medical association introduces new highly effective placebo doctors

0

The anti-abortionists claim that would be killing a human life to save one.

0

russian spies hack dnc computers and gain access to trump opposition research

0

when soldier returns home, her toddler son can't contain his excitement

1

trash bag taped over broken southwest plane window

0

how mitt romney tops sarah palin

1

dept. of homeland security introduces dhs for men

0

keeping jobs in the united states; start leading by example

1

old friends from high school meet up every year to say names of former classmates

0

There are no objective reasons to condemn gays. Marriage is not a matter of state and so it is meaningless to argue whether a state should recognize it.My advocating of perfect liberty allows no contradictions or exceptions, believe me I have lost alot of support from conservatives for this, perhaps even gays if one really applied it to all extremes.

1

not even julian assange clear on what's going on with him right now

1

neighborhood has gotten a lot safer since mayor vanquished fire troll

0

You weren't referring to your home in your little story of helplessness.

1

american girl recalls 50,000 dolls with chainsaws for hands

1

new evidence suggests ancient egyptians only ever visited pyramids when friends were in from out of town

0

gop preparing for contested convention

1

third-grader clearly biting off more than he can chew at elementary school book fair

1

unclear if grandma just friends with 81-year-old widowed man

1

mexican program aims to reach drug lords before they get caught up in cartels

0

having kids radically reshapes parents' immune systems

1

missing girl elected to aruban parliament

0

But isn't that the problem? This creationist decided that science should be limited to his religion. He's afraid of flying.

0

melania trump's online safety pamphlet seems lifted from the obama administration

1

Gasp! Oh, Jim's! Be still my heart! You called me proper! Sigh! That was the first time! I shall treasure it forever! :)

1

at&t builds windowless black tower