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1	You know, if the God deniers even let the baby out of the mother's womb alive to begin with then he's already one step ahead of the game. As for what to do with him then, show me under the New Covenant where Jesus said to stone kids? Personally, I think we should stone obese, jaded statues of weird looking holy men.
0	aaron carter opens up about his sexuality in emotional twitter post
0	So you're saying that the theory of evolution is similar to ####, in that they both make large messes when they come into contact with fans?
1	So taking away all their guns would have been better? The ruling party was certainly well armed how about the other parties?
1	revised patriot act will make it illegal to read patriot act
1	man wearing low-cut swimsuit as though public pool a sun-kissed sardinian cove
1	Speaking from ignorance once again, eh SP? Did you, by chance, ever read the 2000 Census form? Did you happen to see the category "unmarried partner"? I didn't think so. Now, go eat some crow. emoticonXHoho http://www.census.gov/population/www...0/samesex.html
1	detective endangers own life by looking forward to upcoming retirement
1	school teacher not about to risk her life for derek
0	russia likely responsible for poisoning spy, uk officials say
0	private vehicles beat ambulances in saving gunshot and stabbing victims
1	robots speak out against asimov's first law of robotics
0	huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights
0	death toll from california mudslides rises to 21 after mom's body found
0	preserving the phoenician heritage of tyre against the latest threats in the middle east
1	awful show a repeat again
0	how one mom taught her 7-year-old daughter to accept her natural beauty
1	'cooking together is so fun,' says man correcting girlfriend's every knife cut
0	the two non-interventionists
0	neil gorsuch is neither republican nor democrat, says chief justice roberts
1	seaworld unveils new 20 whales stuffed in pool show
1	area teen receives $2 from grandma
0	general nathan bedford forrest versus the ku klux klan
1	Oh, so this only happens here, huh? Every single hardcore drug addict is here, huh?
0	recognizing the gift each moment bears is a mindfulness practice
0	live in the vineyard selects artists with a key ingredient: a big heart
1	fun-loving, laid-back woman with a bit of a nerdy side joins online dating service
0	this is all the advice you need for surviving hardship
0	icymi: who faces more sexism, female politicians or lab rats?
0	philip morris says it's 'trying to give up cigarettes' in 2018
1	trump confident u.s. military strike on syria wiped out russian scandal
0	Assuming this right exists....you could say that you have no right to kill it though, you can only try to starve it. -You have consented sex and get pregnant. The pregnancy is a direct consequence that was known when having sex. -You have consented to a stranger coming into your house to eat dinner. The stranger coming in and sitting down and using your plates and eating your food is a direct consequences of you inventing him in for dinner. -If you say you don't want the unborn to "live off you" anymore then the only thing you can do is starve it because you can't kill it as it did nothing that it was not allowed to do until just now. -You have decided the stranger must go, however, you don't have a right to kill him right there as you didn't give him any reasonable time to leave.
0	uber ends forced arbitration in individual cases of sexual assault, harassment
0	'straight outta compton' hits top of the box office on opening weekend
0	court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault
1	man's family rises to record-high fourth priority
1	report: annie sabatino's boyfriend like 23 or something
1	mitt romney, paul ryan to awkwardly hug, high five for next three months
1	drug deal goes great
1	swimsuit skirt conceals hideous thigh region
0	ryan zinke and the tale of two fish
1	republicans vow not to repeal obamacare without detailed plan for disposing of patients' disease-ridden corpses
1	hundreds of cuban refugees clinging to air force one on flight back to u.s.
0	'snl' just gave 'game of thrones' an eighth kingdom
1	weakling president asks imaginary man in sky to bless nation
1	boss alludes to 'crunch time'
1	quiet guy mistaken for nice guy
0	Possibly, depends on what you read and by whom. Still, the war wasn't aganist slavery.
1	l.a. grants clippers $12 for new nets
0	how a mom's behavior might be alienating her teen daughter
1	friend's wife encountered twice a year
1	fcc chief cites special occasion for allowing vaginal penetration on network sitcom
1	ira glass tries to explain 'this american life' at high school reunion
1	robert mueller ascends into sky with umbrella after trump family promises they learned lesson about honesty
1	exterminator kind of surprised apartment doesn't have roaches
0	why it's time to drop the 'd' from ptsd
1	what about God? So many God-fearing people, he must be a terrorist :) seriously I really don't know much about terrorists. I know that Bin Laden was behind 9/11 but he wasn't the only one, but that's about it.
1	study finds that all the worst people will outlive you
1	lol...you read my whole post only to conclude with "what's your point." Evolutionist brilliance on display. I'm not mistaking nothing for nothing. I know my stuff. You obviously know nothing and don't care to learn it.
0	This is simply false. Rock can be folded under pressure. This has been proven by lab experiment. However there are many features in sedimentary rocks that cannot be formed quickly, for example, fossil trackways.
1	report: get back to fucking work
0	jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide
0	I know what your "point" was.I also know what you ACTUALLY ASKED originally.You asked: "Hey hypocrite, have you asked yourself how many millions of dollars every single pro-gay church spends each year promoting homosexual causes, including gay marriage and lobbying federal and State Governments directly in support of homosexual causes?I think we're still waiting on an answer...
1	flesh-eating bacteria wishing it hadn't filled up on foot
1	'holy shit, the government owes me 50 million dollars,' reports man incorrectly filling out his taxes
0	this third grader's advice is all you need for a happy life
0	arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says
1	You show me the post where I said I thought terrorists killing children was a good idea and I will eat my keyboard.
1	embarrassed comcast ceo just tells people he does digital media stuff
0	We don't need another one that does the same thing, and can put an honest gun owner in a jam. This is after all as Nato 556 points out, a due process violation. Don't lie for the other guy. National Sports Shooting Foundation campaign.
1	antarctic observational comic running out of ideas
1	woman celebrates 4th year of weaning self off facebook
1	study finds mass extinction could free up billions of dollars in conservation funding by 2024
1	And yet after investigating for over a year, our inspectors agree with me, not you. Hmmm.
1	Very simple. Among all the information about how genetics and hence evolution work, was the claim that the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology is out-of-date. It's SOP. Take one sentence out of a whole publication that opposes your theory, misinterpret it, and declare victory. Helped by the terminology. Evo dogma dethroned!!! Well, that's the end of it, when the dogma is gone, there is nothing left. Because he thinks we think like him, where if the Creation myth in Genesis falls, then all of religion and morality fall with it. Or in our case, all of secularism and immorality fall with the CD of MB. Because thinking the way scientists or non-Creationists Christians do is incomprehensible and evil, and what else is there?
0	No kidding. What could POSSIBLY be more concrete? As far as I can tell, she has never publicly made a statement specifically about the DC gun ban but since, as you pointed out, she DID say that no functioning democracy should allow private ownership of guns, I have trouble believing that she thinks the private citizens of DC should be allowed to own guns, UNLESS what she is saying is that since we own guns, we should move toward a monarchy or perhapse some kind of dictatorship. She did not, as far as I know, voice her opinion regarding private gun ownership in a totalitarian system.
1	putin condemns ukrainian people's unprovoked 1,000-year occupation of south russia
1	farmers' almanac predicting short season for primetime dramas
1	im sorry that you think that.. maybe you should retake the test?
0	iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown
0	lebron james hits the nba's third game-winner in 3 days
0	what you should know about the parents who leave kids in hot cars
0	monday's morning email: the aftermath of the worst mass shooting in u.s. history
1	stunned nation mourns as french stewart survives plane crash
0	'gobbler games' is the brutal hunger games parody you need to see
0	writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio)
0	judge aaron persky cleared of misconduct in stanford sex assault case
0	girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself
0	lea delaria gets candid about her wild tour days, sex with younger women and turning 60
0	seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas
1	middle school janitor can already tell he going to have to befriend new kid
1	300 naked women feared lost in computer crash
1	camel cash gaining strength against the dollar
0	all the ways the 'empire' finale set up season 2
1	greyhound now charging customers $15 fee to vomit in aisle
0	how robert reich is persuading the country to fight for economic equality
0	man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found
1	outgoing hhs secretary tommy thompson caught with briefcase full of flu vaccine
1	The fact that it aired on MSNBC and Keith Olbermann tells me that it could only be slanted one way. What constraints does the Constitution set for Supreme Court justices families? But of course, Justices are supposed to rule on the 'constitutionality' of a law, not their own personal ideology, right? Yeah, right.......emoticonXClown
1	clown looked a lot different in online profile photo

1

You know, if the God deniers even let the baby out of the mother's womb alive to begin with then he's already one step ahead of the game. As for what to do with him then, show me under the New Covenant where Jesus said to stone kids? Personally, I think we should stone obese, jaded statues of weird looking holy men.

0

aaron carter opens up about his sexuality in emotional twitter post

0

So you're saying that the theory of evolution is similar to ####, in that they both make large messes when they come into contact with fans?

1

So taking away all their guns would have been better? The ruling party was certainly well armed how about the other parties?

1

revised patriot act will make it illegal to read patriot act

1

man wearing low-cut swimsuit as though public pool a sun-kissed sardinian cove

1

Speaking from ignorance once again, eh SP? Did you, by chance, ever read the 2000 Census form? Did you happen to see the category "unmarried partner"? I didn't think so. Now, go eat some crow. emoticonXHoho http://www.census.gov/population/www...0/samesex.html

1

detective endangers own life by looking forward to upcoming retirement

1

school teacher not about to risk her life for derek

0

russia likely responsible for poisoning spy, uk officials say

0

private vehicles beat ambulances in saving gunshot and stabbing victims

1

robots speak out against asimov's first law of robotics

0

huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights

0

death toll from california mudslides rises to 21 after mom's body found

0

preserving the phoenician heritage of tyre against the latest threats in the middle east

1

awful show a repeat again

0

how one mom taught her 7-year-old daughter to accept her natural beauty

1

'cooking together is so fun,' says man correcting girlfriend's every knife cut

0

the two non-interventionists

0

neil gorsuch is neither republican nor democrat, says chief justice roberts

1

seaworld unveils new 20 whales stuffed in pool show

1

area teen receives $2 from grandma

0

general nathan bedford forrest versus the ku klux klan

1

Oh, so this only happens here, huh? Every single hardcore drug addict is here, huh?

0

recognizing the gift each moment bears is a mindfulness practice

0

live in the vineyard selects artists with a key ingredient: a big heart

1

fun-loving, laid-back woman with a bit of a nerdy side joins online dating service

0

this is all the advice you need for surviving hardship

0

icymi: who faces more sexism, female politicians or lab rats?

0

philip morris says it's 'trying to give up cigarettes' in 2018

1

trump confident u.s. military strike on syria wiped out russian scandal

0

Assuming this right exists....you could say that you have no right to kill it though, you can only try to starve it. -You have consented sex and get pregnant. The pregnancy is a direct consequence that was known when having sex. -You have consented to a stranger coming into your house to eat dinner. The stranger coming in and sitting down and using your plates and eating your food is a direct consequences of you inventing him in for dinner. -If you say you don't want the unborn to "live off you" anymore then the only thing you can do is starve it because you can't kill it as it did nothing that it was not allowed to do until just now. -You have decided the stranger must go, however, you don't have a right to kill him right there as you didn't give him any reasonable time to leave.

0

uber ends forced arbitration in individual cases of sexual assault, harassment

0

'straight outta compton' hits top of the box office on opening weekend

0

court just found black victim of white supremacist assault not guilty of... assault

1

man's family rises to record-high fourth priority

1

report: annie sabatino's boyfriend like 23 or something

1

mitt romney, paul ryan to awkwardly hug, high five for next three months

1

drug deal goes great

1

swimsuit skirt conceals hideous thigh region

0

ryan zinke and the tale of two fish

1

republicans vow not to repeal obamacare without detailed plan for disposing of patients' disease-ridden corpses

1

hundreds of cuban refugees clinging to air force one on flight back to u.s.

0

'snl' just gave 'game of thrones' an eighth kingdom

1

weakling president asks imaginary man in sky to bless nation

1

boss alludes to 'crunch time'

1

quiet guy mistaken for nice guy

0

Possibly, depends on what you read and by whom. Still, the war wasn't aganist slavery.

1

l.a. grants clippers $12 for new nets

0

how a mom's behavior might be alienating her teen daughter

1

friend's wife encountered twice a year

1

fcc chief cites special occasion for allowing vaginal penetration on network sitcom

1

ira glass tries to explain 'this american life' at high school reunion

1

robert mueller ascends into sky with umbrella after trump family promises they learned lesson about honesty

1

exterminator kind of surprised apartment doesn't have roaches

0

why it's time to drop the 'd' from ptsd

1

what about God? So many God-fearing people, he must be a terrorist :) seriously I really don't know much about terrorists. I know that Bin Laden was behind 9/11 but he wasn't the only one, but that's about it.

1

study finds that all the worst people will outlive you

1

lol...you read my whole post only to conclude with "what's your point." Evolutionist brilliance on display. I'm not mistaking nothing for nothing. I know my stuff. You obviously know nothing and don't care to learn it.

0

This is simply false. Rock can be folded under pressure. This has been proven by lab experiment. However there are many features in sedimentary rocks that cannot be formed quickly, for example, fossil trackways.

1

report: get back to fucking work

0

jesse eisenberg compares comic-con to genocide

0

I know what your "point" was.I also know what you ACTUALLY ASKED originally.You asked: "Hey hypocrite, have you asked yourself how many millions of dollars every single pro-gay church spends each year promoting homosexual causes, including gay marriage and lobbying federal and State Governments directly in support of homosexual causes?I think we're still waiting on an answer...

1

flesh-eating bacteria wishing it hadn't filled up on foot

1

'holy shit, the government owes me 50 million dollars,' reports man incorrectly filling out his taxes

0

this third grader's advice is all you need for a happy life

0

arizona can't ban mexican-american studies anymore, judge says

1

You show me the post where I said I thought terrorists killing children was a good idea and I will eat my keyboard.

1

embarrassed comcast ceo just tells people he does digital media stuff

0

We don't need another one that does the same thing, and can put an honest gun owner in a jam. This is after all as Nato 556 points out, a due process violation. Don't lie for the other guy. National Sports Shooting Foundation campaign.

1

antarctic observational comic running out of ideas

1

woman celebrates 4th year of weaning self off facebook

1

study finds mass extinction could free up billions of dollars in conservation funding by 2024

1

And yet after investigating for over a year, our inspectors agree with me, not you. Hmmm.

1

Very simple. Among all the information about how genetics and hence evolution work, was the claim that the Central Dogma of Molecular Biology is out-of-date. It's SOP. Take one sentence out of a whole publication that opposes your theory, misinterpret it, and declare victory. Helped by the terminology. Evo dogma dethroned!!! Well, that's the end of it, when the dogma is gone, there is nothing left. Because he thinks we think like him, where if the Creation myth in Genesis falls, then all of religion and morality fall with it. Or in our case, all of secularism and immorality fall with the CD of MB. Because thinking the way scientists or non-Creationists Christians do is incomprehensible and evil, and what else is there?

0

No kidding. What could POSSIBLY be more concrete? As far as I can tell, she has never publicly made a statement specifically about the DC gun ban but since, as you pointed out, she DID say that no functioning democracy should allow private ownership of guns, I have trouble believing that she thinks the private citizens of DC should be allowed to own guns, UNLESS what she is saying is that since we own guns, we should move toward a monarchy or perhapse some kind of dictatorship. She did not, as far as I know, voice her opinion regarding private gun ownership in a totalitarian system.

1

putin condemns ukrainian people's unprovoked 1,000-year occupation of south russia

1

farmers' almanac predicting short season for primetime dramas

1

im sorry that you think that.. maybe you should retake the test?

0

iran arrests fashion models in social media crackdown

0

lebron james hits the nba's third game-winner in 3 days

0

what you should know about the parents who leave kids in hot cars

0

monday's morning email: the aftermath of the worst mass shooting in u.s. history

1

stunned nation mourns as french stewart survives plane crash

0

'gobbler games' is the brutal hunger games parody you need to see

0

writer michelle theall talks memoir teaching the cat to sit and lgbt issues (audio)

0

judge aaron persky cleared of misconduct in stanford sex assault case

0

girl, 11, invents 'chemo backpack' to help kids with cancer, after battling the disease herself

0

lea delaria gets candid about her wild tour days, sex with younger women and turning 60

0

seth meyers loses it over thanksgiving's proximity to christmas

1

middle school janitor can already tell he going to have to befriend new kid

1

300 naked women feared lost in computer crash

1

camel cash gaining strength against the dollar

0

all the ways the 'empire' finale set up season 2

1

greyhound now charging customers $15 fee to vomit in aisle

0

how robert reich is persuading the country to fight for economic equality

0

man faces obscenity charge after o'donnell's daughter found

1

outgoing hhs secretary tommy thompson caught with briefcase full of flu vaccine

1

The fact that it aired on MSNBC and Keith Olbermann tells me that it could only be slanted one way. What constraints does the Constitution set for Supreme Court justices families? But of course, Justices are supposed to rule on the 'constitutionality' of a law, not their own personal ideology, right? Yeah, right.......emoticonXClown

1

clown looked a lot different in online profile photo