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1	child disciplined for wasting yarn
1	Yup. Give me an example of a true inaccuracy, instead of working to poke fun. Do you honestly think anyone will take you seriously (except the evolutionists) if you don't provide reasons for your apparent problem with scriptures. Are you scared because you see the "ancients" commenting on subjects you thought science had "discovered" since the "enlightenment"? Man, how arrogant can you get? You remind me of the Pharasees. Arrogant presuppositions are no substitue for confronting your ignorance my friend. Either explain how the Bible speaks accurately on sophisticated subjects as given above, or don't bother posting.
0	viola davis makes powerful demand on behalf of women of color at women's march
1	autoplaying video executes cunning ambush 45 seconds after opening page
0	the 'ocean's 8' trailer is finally here and june can't come fast enough
1	report: bots now make up 22% of twitter executives
0	I think hip hop and the arts are reflections of society. It is good to bring these issues to light, if only so that those who wouldn't normally be aware of them are enlightened.
0	The H1N1 flu, while initially scary because it was new, was hardly worth worrying about. My family contracted it last year, and other than being purely miserable for two long weeks, it was nothing out of the ordinary.
1	hope hicks praying she not still in same shitty job by time she hits 30
1	Bryan, You got my respect. You are the funniest of the lot. I am still laughing while reading the above. NATO is funny but your hilarious. :)
0	in 'margaritaville,' broadway's lisa howard finds strength and self-worth
0	white terror demands white action: what allies need to do right now for charlottesville
1	city of boston erects new plaque commemorating spot where ben affleck will die
1	authorized personnel enjoying untold pleasures beyond designated point
1	ice agent can't believe he being reprimanded for child who died all those months ago
0	stormy daniels smirks when asked if she had affair with donald trump
1	sounds of air hockey coming from supreme court chambers
0	who's law is it anyways?
0	here's how this queer couple discovered 'the power of family'
1	study finds humans only animals capable of recognizing former selves in mirror
0	clinton campaign hits trump for seeing brexit as boon to his business
0	help us decide if the build-a-bear ewok is adorable or terrifying
1	jogging-suit shortage threatens nation's seniors
1	secretary cracks under administration of third raspberry margarita
1	convenience store employee given generous holiday bonus shift
0	these stunning photos challenge the way we think about identity
1	Are you implying that the majority of scientists who accept evolutionary theory are atheists? (See, your intent is so ridiculous that you are forced to call scientists like Kenneth Miller un-Christian and deny the existence of theistic evolutionists.)
1	high school student council passes nonbinding resolution
0	details hazy on 'death threats' against epa's scott pruitt
0	It did not because it was not clear till the 1970s that horizontal gene transfer was something to be considered. Nobody knew the mechanism till that era. And of course HGT is just another form of variability to be taken into account.
0	the truth about homepage sliders
0	what's next for the chicago bulls?
1	lone mexican in mexican restaurant doing the dishes
0	health officials confirm second case of plague from yosemite
0	10 reasons you should care about d.c. voting rights
1	political scientists trace american democracy's severe polarization to fucking idiots on other side of aisle
0	20 ways to find your life purpose
1	boyfriend forced to express secondhand outrage
1	tire salesman to hit them with a little razzle-dazzle
0	vladimir putin suggests american hackers framed russia
0	is your outdated career map leading you astray?
1	Um, Bassman, so you, the one person in the world who is as "pure as the wind-driven snow," is the one who may judge others, including Democrats. Um, for the record I grew up on the prairie and saw a goodly bit of "wind-driven snow" and it was not particularly pure. A feeble and laughable metaphor.
0	scott walker still won't say whether obama is christian
0	If anti-gunners can pass a law to make the private sale of guns require a background check at a gun store then they can do it for all private sales. If it is illegal for private citizens to sell guns at a gun show, then what prevents them from simply walking out to the parking lot and concluding the sale there?
0	telling our medicine story
0	she dropped everything to come fight for immigration reform. she's still waiting.
0	No, thats not right. Evolution only deals with the diversification of life, not its origins, and most certainly not the origin of the universe.As typically defined, evolution is descent with modification -- or in equivalent population genetics terms -- change in allele frequency in a population over time.
1	mom leaks out another divorce detail during drive to sat prep class
1	god excited about first trip to japan
1	company commits to hiring more bengal tigers in effort to improve office biodiversity
0	Speaking of which, did you happen to see this image that someone kindly forwarded to me? http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-cont...iew-lo-res.jpg
0	seth meyers' spoof 'trump mingle' app wants to make america date again
1	spacecraft travel from all over galaxy to honor end of opportunity rover's life
0	btw, i'm 17... well, 18... (almost yay!) bullsh*t. you do get critized for tlaking about god... any other god other than the christian god that is.
0	democrats demand that devos explain how she is going to protect trans students
0	the unforgettable memorial of warhol superstar holly woodlawn
1	romney appeals to hispanic voters for return of watch he left on dresser
0	mike pence takes oath of office as country's next vice president
0	6 things no one tells women about their weight loss journey
1	parents finally cave and buy 33-year-old son playstation 1
0	tammy haddad brunch kicks off star-studded whcd weekend
1	sports bar makes more room for tvs by getting rid of tables, chairs, bartenders, customers
0	cancer is awkward
1	fda report finds food prevents hunger 98% of time when properly used
0	Hmm, when you say "numberless" do you mean something other than the standard definition of infinite? If not, please explain how an infinite number of organisms could be created in a finite time with finite space and resources. Thank you.
0	steven spielberg joins dc universe for 'blackhawk' film
0	And what evidence do you have, aside from a set of books written between 1900 and 2800 years ago that there is even a 'God' to box with. OH.. and the ectasy drivien delusional state of mind you get in when you worship.As for the answer to the origins of life, how would you know? Do you know what the current state of affairs about the knowledge of abiogenesis is? Can you point to articles about it , showing it can't happen?? From peer reviewed journals of course.NO, you can't. I can show a lot of articles about abiogenesis , but that would be worthless for you. You would be unwilling to look at it. I could show you articles about on the development of gender, and of how sexual reproduction became to be formed, but you wouldn't look at it.
0	how new york created a 'blueprint' for the world to beat mother-to-baby hiv transmission
1	struggling airline helped by friendly giant
0	Warm today near 80f. Not a cloud in the sky.emoticon_xgood
0	Yes that is a problem. But there is an instance when the 2nd Amendment did protect the USA from invaders:"Someone at the table asked a Japanese admiral why, with the Pacific Fleet devastated at Pearl Harbor and the mainland US forces in what Japan had to know was a pathetic state of unreadiness, Japan had not simply invaded the West Coast" - http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/ayoob70.htmlIf it wasn't for the 2nd Amendment you would be speaking Japanese if you live on the West coast, German if you live on the East coast.
1	cackling npr host warns upcoming segment may feature content too dark, too chilling, too positively ghoulish for young listeners
0	6 living room design ideas worth stealing
1	bush to nominate next person who walks through door
1	nation's grandfathers to receive annual shipment of $2 bills from u.s. treasury
0	"A story in some early editions of yesterday's Daily News incorrectly reported that gun-control advocate Sarah Brady may have skirted Delaware's gun laws when she bought a rifle for her adult son but did not declare who was going to own the weapon."The Delaware Department of Justice initially insisted to The News that gun purchasers must declare who the weapon was intended for so that person's background could be checked. Yesterday, a spokeswoman for the Delaware Department of Justice said it misinterpreted the law and that Brady was not obligated to state that the gun was for her son as long as he was legally qualified to own a firearm."In addition, a spokesman for Brady said, 'Sarah Brady told the gun store that the gun was for her son and filled out the forms that they asked her to fill out.'"The News regrets the error."CORRECTION
1	study finds marine life now global leader in oil imports
1	alternative-medicine practitioner refuses alternative method of payment
0	oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports
0	what's damaging about fat-shaming: the last acceptable form of bias
1	27-year-old unsure whether he can pull off keeping framed picture of wife on desk
1	'nothing ordinary' about multinational chain of pepsico-owned, mexican-themed fast food outlets
1	none of area man's friends have ever seen him with shirt on
0	a letter to ally parents, from your lesbian friend
0	school official: laquan mcdonald lived a disadvantaged life
1	man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close
1	kanye west: 'i would've ridden away from a slave plantation on a motorcycle first chance i got'
0	massive document leak reveals offshore wealth of putin and his allies
1	u.s. claims drone was minding own business on its way to church when iran attacked it out of nowhere
0	elizabeth olsen isn't pleased with tom hiddleston's honky tonkin' in this 'i saw the light' clip
0	8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously
0	2015's first year-end music mashup is incredible
0	former mouseketeer marque 'tate' lynche found dead at 34
0	at philly's independence mall, pope francis offers his definition of religious freedom
1	ivanka trump distraught after learning detained migrant children completely without sewing machines
1	mentally unbalanced man still waiting for the right trump comment to incite him
1	report: 70% of trump endorsements made after staring at bedroom ceiling for 4 hours
0	white house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy
1	visibly flu-stricken choir kid really dragging down whole christmas pageant
0	latinos sound off on the worst of the second presidential debate

1

child disciplined for wasting yarn

1

Yup. Give me an example of a true inaccuracy, instead of working to poke fun. Do you honestly think anyone will take you seriously (except the evolutionists) if you don't provide reasons for your apparent problem with scriptures. Are you scared because you see the "ancients" commenting on subjects you thought science had "discovered" since the "enlightenment"? Man, how arrogant can you get? You remind me of the Pharasees. Arrogant presuppositions are no substitue for confronting your ignorance my friend. Either explain how the Bible speaks accurately on sophisticated subjects as given above, or don't bother posting.

0

viola davis makes powerful demand on behalf of women of color at women's march

1

autoplaying video executes cunning ambush 45 seconds after opening page

0

the 'ocean's 8' trailer is finally here and june can't come fast enough

1

report: bots now make up 22% of twitter executives

0

I think hip hop and the arts are reflections of society. It is good to bring these issues to light, if only so that those who wouldn't normally be aware of them are enlightened.

0

The H1N1 flu, while initially scary because it was new, was hardly worth worrying about. My family contracted it last year, and other than being purely miserable for two long weeks, it was nothing out of the ordinary.

1

hope hicks praying she not still in same shitty job by time she hits 30

1

Bryan, You got my respect. You are the funniest of the lot. I am still laughing while reading the above. NATO is funny but your hilarious. :)

0

in 'margaritaville,' broadway's lisa howard finds strength and self-worth

0

white terror demands white action: what allies need to do right now for charlottesville

1

city of boston erects new plaque commemorating spot where ben affleck will die

1

authorized personnel enjoying untold pleasures beyond designated point

1

ice agent can't believe he being reprimanded for child who died all those months ago

0

stormy daniels smirks when asked if she had affair with donald trump

1

sounds of air hockey coming from supreme court chambers

0

who's law is it anyways?

0

here's how this queer couple discovered 'the power of family'

1

study finds humans only animals capable of recognizing former selves in mirror

0

clinton campaign hits trump for seeing brexit as boon to his business

0

help us decide if the build-a-bear ewok is adorable or terrifying

1

jogging-suit shortage threatens nation's seniors

1

secretary cracks under administration of third raspberry margarita

1

convenience store employee given generous holiday bonus shift

0

these stunning photos challenge the way we think about identity

1

Are you implying that the majority of scientists who accept evolutionary theory are atheists? (See, your intent is so ridiculous that you are forced to call scientists like Kenneth Miller un-Christian and deny the existence of theistic evolutionists.)

1

high school student council passes nonbinding resolution

0

details hazy on 'death threats' against epa's scott pruitt

0

It did not because it was not clear till the 1970s that horizontal gene transfer was something to be considered. Nobody knew the mechanism till that era. And of course HGT is just another form of variability to be taken into account.

0

the truth about homepage sliders

0

what's next for the chicago bulls?

1

lone mexican in mexican restaurant doing the dishes

0

health officials confirm second case of plague from yosemite

0

10 reasons you should care about d.c. voting rights

1

political scientists trace american democracy's severe polarization to fucking idiots on other side of aisle

0

20 ways to find your life purpose

1

boyfriend forced to express secondhand outrage

1

tire salesman to hit them with a little razzle-dazzle

0

vladimir putin suggests american hackers framed russia

0

is your outdated career map leading you astray?

1

Um, Bassman, so you, the one person in the world who is as "pure as the wind-driven snow," is the one who may judge others, including Democrats. Um, for the record I grew up on the prairie and saw a goodly bit of "wind-driven snow" and it was not particularly pure. A feeble and laughable metaphor.

0

scott walker still won't say whether obama is christian

0

If anti-gunners can pass a law to make the private sale of guns require a background check at a gun store then they can do it for all private sales. If it is illegal for private citizens to sell guns at a gun show, then what prevents them from simply walking out to the parking lot and concluding the sale there?

0

telling our medicine story

0

she dropped everything to come fight for immigration reform. she's still waiting.

0

No, thats not right. Evolution only deals with the diversification of life, not its origins, and most certainly not the origin of the universe.As typically defined, evolution is descent with modification -- or in equivalent population genetics terms -- change in allele frequency in a population over time.

1

mom leaks out another divorce detail during drive to sat prep class

1

god excited about first trip to japan

1

company commits to hiring more bengal tigers in effort to improve office biodiversity

0

Speaking of which, did you happen to see this image that someone kindly forwarded to me? http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-cont...iew-lo-res.jpg

0

seth meyers' spoof 'trump mingle' app wants to make america date again

1

spacecraft travel from all over galaxy to honor end of opportunity rover's life

0

btw, i'm 17... well, 18... (almost yay!) bullsh*t. you do get critized for tlaking about god... any other god other than the christian god that is.

0

democrats demand that devos explain how she is going to protect trans students

0

the unforgettable memorial of warhol superstar holly woodlawn

1

romney appeals to hispanic voters for return of watch he left on dresser

0

mike pence takes oath of office as country's next vice president

0

6 things no one tells women about their weight loss journey

1

parents finally cave and buy 33-year-old son playstation 1

0

tammy haddad brunch kicks off star-studded whcd weekend

1

sports bar makes more room for tvs by getting rid of tables, chairs, bartenders, customers

0

cancer is awkward

1

fda report finds food prevents hunger 98% of time when properly used

0

Hmm, when you say "numberless" do you mean something other than the standard definition of infinite? If not, please explain how an infinite number of organisms could be created in a finite time with finite space and resources. Thank you.

0

steven spielberg joins dc universe for 'blackhawk' film

0

And what evidence do you have, aside from a set of books written between 1900 and 2800 years ago that there is even a 'God' to box with. OH.. and the ectasy drivien delusional state of mind you get in when you worship.As for the answer to the origins of life, how would you know? Do you know what the current state of affairs about the knowledge of abiogenesis is? Can you point to articles about it , showing it can't happen?? From peer reviewed journals of course.NO, you can't. I can show a lot of articles about abiogenesis , but that would be worthless for you. You would be unwilling to look at it. I could show you articles about on the development of gender, and of how sexual reproduction became to be formed, but you wouldn't look at it.

0

how new york created a 'blueprint' for the world to beat mother-to-baby hiv transmission

1

struggling airline helped by friendly giant

0

Warm today near 80f. Not a cloud in the sky.emoticon_xgood

0

Yes that is a problem. But there is an instance when the 2nd Amendment did protect the USA from invaders:"Someone at the table asked a Japanese admiral why, with the Pacific Fleet devastated at Pearl Harbor and the mainland US forces in what Japan had to know was a pathetic state of unreadiness, Japan had not simply invaded the West Coast" - http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/ayoob70.htmlIf it wasn't for the 2nd Amendment you would be speaking Japanese if you live on the West coast, German if you live on the East coast.

1

cackling npr host warns upcoming segment may feature content too dark, too chilling, too positively ghoulish for young listeners

0

6 living room design ideas worth stealing

1

bush to nominate next person who walks through door

1

nation's grandfathers to receive annual shipment of $2 bills from u.s. treasury

0

"A story in some early editions of yesterday's Daily News incorrectly reported that gun-control advocate Sarah Brady may have skirted Delaware's gun laws when she bought a rifle for her adult son but did not declare who was going to own the weapon."The Delaware Department of Justice initially insisted to The News that gun purchasers must declare who the weapon was intended for so that person's background could be checked. Yesterday, a spokeswoman for the Delaware Department of Justice said it misinterpreted the law and that Brady was not obligated to state that the gun was for her son as long as he was legally qualified to own a firearm."In addition, a spokesman for Brady said, 'Sarah Brady told the gun store that the gun was for her son and filled out the forms that they asked her to fill out.'"The News regrets the error."CORRECTION

1

study finds marine life now global leader in oil imports

1

alternative-medicine practitioner refuses alternative method of payment

0

oscar pistorius treated in hospital for wrist injuries: reports

0

what's damaging about fat-shaming: the last acceptable form of bias

1

27-year-old unsure whether he can pull off keeping framed picture of wife on desk

1

'nothing ordinary' about multinational chain of pepsico-owned, mexican-themed fast food outlets

1

none of area man's friends have ever seen him with shirt on

0

a letter to ally parents, from your lesbian friend

0

school official: laquan mcdonald lived a disadvantaged life

1

man attempting to determine whether restaurant closed without getting too close

1

kanye west: 'i would've ridden away from a slave plantation on a motorcycle first chance i got'

0

massive document leak reveals offshore wealth of putin and his allies

1

u.s. claims drone was minding own business on its way to church when iran attacked it out of nowhere

0

elizabeth olsen isn't pleased with tom hiddleston's honky tonkin' in this 'i saw the light' clip

0

8 stats that prove social anxiety needs to be taken seriously

0

2015's first year-end music mashup is incredible

0

former mouseketeer marque 'tate' lynche found dead at 34

0

at philly's independence mall, pope francis offers his definition of religious freedom

1

ivanka trump distraught after learning detained migrant children completely without sewing machines

1

mentally unbalanced man still waiting for the right trump comment to incite him

1

report: 70% of trump endorsements made after staring at bedroom ceiling for 4 hours

0

white house publishes contact information of people who wrote to it concerned about privacy

1

visibly flu-stricken choir kid really dragging down whole christmas pageant

0

latinos sound off on the worst of the second presidential debate