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1	couple spends morning at farmers market verbalizing everything that comes into field of vision
0	autism at 16: cookie monster and the coliseum
1	man praying interviewer doesn't ask any questions
1	boardroom begins to quake as black-eyed ceo announces vision for future of company
1	signs make upcoming section of road sound pretty badass
0	one key thing writing teachers never told me and probably won't tell you
1	what's left of pamela anderson married again
0	rick perry returning to iowa
0	twitter helped trump win, now it's starting to bury him
0	boehner backs lifting crude oil export ban
1	police homicide investigation uncovers cap in ass
0	g.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift
1	Kicking the retard ( you) was not in the literal sense but you would not understand that being a retardemoticonXClown Or was you just pretending?
1	report: girlfriend probably reading some book called 'the midwife's promise'
1	family now openly wondering when grandma will die
0	a woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn frappuccino
0	w. kamau bell chimes in on politics and racism
0	airlines change the carry-on rules
0	the news on russia and trump is evolving, but people's opinions are not
1	oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors
0	wednesday's morning email: why the latest comey news matters
0	bernie sanders' our revolution gets behind tom perriello in virginia gubernatorial race
1	decision to circle parking lot produces carbon emission that finally does it
0	the u.s women's gymnastics team turns heads at the vmas
0	10 days that shook the regressive world
1	clinton fumbles with submarine controls; 'everything's in german!' he shouts
0	what i learned about business from making art
1	entire republican national convention stunned as ann romney asks for divorce
0	this will make you never want to check a bag again
1	non-denominational terrorist organization welcomes extremists of all faiths
0	The subject matter would be life forms. The units would depend on which particular aspect you were studying For instance to the question 'what units of measurement would you use for the effect of evolution? I would say genetic changes that have patterns. ID would have that and more.
1	frustrated russian officials struggling to get any policies through dysfunctional trump administration
1	chuck grassley cranks up music in senate chamber to drown out ford's testimony
1	Wow ehat a brave new world you live in.... Now lets say just 1% of all gun owners resisted (in the us that is several hundred thousand peppered through the land). With media attention to such infighting between government and citizens how do you deal with this?
0	when the going gets tough: advice from former navy seal
1	which jackson will dominate next year's headlines?
0	cardi b reveals baby bump on 'saturday night live'
1	candidates preparing for colorado debate conditions with high-altitude speaking drills
1	'Who's definition? Yours? Do you OWN the copyright to a word? I didn't think words were copyrightable. emoticonXWow Geez. emoticonXRolleyes More bovine excerment.
0	big day at the united nations
1	I was referring to a generic overview, and even on this issue, I am far from alone. Quite frankly, YOU are more "alone" than I am. Who the heck has chimed in to say they agree with you???
1	melania releases statement calling for removal of first lady from white house
0	If we were created in God's image, then it would make sense that equally our emotions are a reflection of God's emotions. That our emotions are imperfect versions of his. Of course I would personally say that when man invented god, they felt the need to give him human characteristics in order to make their invention more understandable. And to assist in the oppression of others by the ever-present threat of an 'angry god who will smite you'. An 'ambivalent god who is above that sort of thing' just isn't as good at convincing people that whatever you say is right.
1	So, by not reading that book and not 'indicating' that I've read any book, you believe I was speaking from ignorance. I love your attempt to spin out of this.emoticonXAngel
0	moving forward with change: part 2 in a series to create lasting health change
1	nation's ninetysomethings gear up for last year of their lives
1	How do you "interpret" all those extant historical records bracketing the "flood" date by several hundred years, as shown by sinjin, which record no such event?
1	study finds backing down in fight with loved one extremely harmful to relationship
1	report: russia managed to penetrate voter databases in order to ensure election was fair and free like the loyal allies they are
1	paleontology class winces whenever fundamentalist kid raises hand
1	girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk
0	Old gun lobbyistsargument: Gun control = liberal XXXX = socialism = communism = enemy of the US....
0	the nuisance of nuance: one president's doubling down on the dumbing down of american politics
0	The argument that the baby is not a parasite, but is rather 'in its natural environment' seems a false dichotomy: it is natural for a parasite to be in the enviroment of another's body, invading it. The relationship element will be dealt with in the third section.
0	progressive democrats met secretly with iranian diplomat in december
1	You're right it'll be fighting the war in Iraq. )Nah, really it'll be from social security, etc etc.
0	the history of the baby name 'stormi'
0	myanmar reaches deal to bring rohingya muslims home
1	mother annoyed son playing video games on beautiful day when he could go outside to kill people
0	carly fiorina scores well on social media in face-off with trump
0	my my you are up on the current events. Thanks for shedding light on this for everyone here.
1	$80,000 wedding beautiful
1	college graduate first person in family to waste $160,000
1	local senior brutally folded in craftmatic adjustable bed accident
1	authorities abandon search for missing girl after finding huge bass while dredging lake
0	western washington university shuts down due to racist threat and online hate speech
1	rock fans outraged as bob dylan goes electronica
1	thick sweater no match for determined nipples
0	new photo shows pluto's 'heart' actually a vast, frozen wasteland
0	So, if there was a way to know that that baby would be infertile it would be alright in your view to abort?
1	english teacher obviously hung over
1	criminal mad that man called the cops on him
0	once homeless student who worked 4 jobs to support family graduates college
1	definition of fudge-tastic stretched
1	'roseanne' spinoff showrunner hopes big puddle of blood in kitchen enough to explain main character's disappearance
0	u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent
0	obama: joe biden's got 'his own decisions to make' about 2016
1	pay attention to what ? to the voices in your head ? your age is irrelevant to your recognized lack of intelligence, but being a minor would be relevant since it would excuse your ignorance. My advice to you ? keep all your life pretending in forums that you are just a kindergarten kid and therefore people would think that for a 4 year old kid you are not too dumb and of course knowing nothing is understandable.
1	u.s. soothes upset netanyahu with shipment of ballistic missiles
0	No its federal property and falls under AR190-11 and other applicable regulations. If they live off post I believe so if they follow policy and regulations. If they live on post then the POWs must be stored in unit arms rooms and only drawn out with the commander's permission.
1	Oh thats not politically kerect and secially wif the chosen one doing the world apology toure I don't see that going down. Well lay a few on us sin baby. Give us the deal.
1	government bails out dow jones with 10,000 points
0	And I've never seen anyone present observational evidence that would indicate that all creatures were specially created. Please do so.
1	baltimore pigeons shocked to find beloved shitting statues gone
0	gov. jack markell really believes bernie sanders won't win the nomination
1	amazon 1-click bankrupts area parkinson's sufferer
0	U.S. Guns Behind Cartel Killings in Mexico - washingtonpost.com No wonder Mexico is complaining about US guns being smuggled into their country.
0	mexican economic minister prepared 'to talk to the devil' if trump wins
0	paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion
0	candice patton of the flash talks about meeting the fans! part ii
0	you must know yourself before you can truly address your problems
0	"The Civil War was fought to establish the principle that each person owns his own body - a principle that the pro-life crowd is trying to destroy." Each owns his own body? Are you talking about the woman or the child in the womb?
0	And you people whine at me about using personal insults ( )... anyhow, once a fetus is eight months, I believe, they are fully developed and ready for a premature birth. I was born prematurely, so don't tell me it doesn't happen. So if you get an abortion at eight months, you're not killing a fetus, you're killing a baby.
1	Unfortunately for you, that is not shown, the evidence points in one direction, and one direction only. That of evolution and to the fact that the flood never happened.
0	this halloween costume would make karl lagerfeld proud
1	wilbur ross shakes self awake after briefly dying during cabinet meeting
0	hodor's mom makes the most savage joke about her son's tv death
0	all black athletes should be sitting for the national anthem
1	awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension
1	You've been drinking more of that left wing, Obama Kool Aid. Here's what I wrote: "...you prefer San Francisco bath-house morals, don't you?" So you do have morals, unless you want to admit that what goes on in San Francisco is morally bankrupt. Pick your own poison.

1

couple spends morning at farmers market verbalizing everything that comes into field of vision

0

autism at 16: cookie monster and the coliseum

1

man praying interviewer doesn't ask any questions

1

boardroom begins to quake as black-eyed ceo announces vision for future of company

1

signs make upcoming section of road sound pretty badass

0

one key thing writing teachers never told me and probably won't tell you

1

what's left of pamela anderson married again

0

rick perry returning to iowa

0

twitter helped trump win, now it's starting to bury him

0

boehner backs lifting crude oil export ban

1

police homicide investigation uncovers cap in ass

0

g.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift

1

Kicking the retard ( you) was not in the literal sense but you would not understand that being a retardemoticonXClown Or was you just pretending?

1

report: girlfriend probably reading some book called 'the midwife's promise'

1

family now openly wondering when grandma will die

0

a woman announced her pregnancy with a unicorn frappuccino

0

w. kamau bell chimes in on politics and racism

0

airlines change the carry-on rules

0

the news on russia and trump is evolving, but people's opinions are not

1

oxiclean unveils new stain-removing fabric scissors

0

wednesday's morning email: why the latest comey news matters

0

bernie sanders' our revolution gets behind tom perriello in virginia gubernatorial race

1

decision to circle parking lot produces carbon emission that finally does it

0

the u.s women's gymnastics team turns heads at the vmas

0

10 days that shook the regressive world

1

clinton fumbles with submarine controls; 'everything's in german!' he shouts

0

what i learned about business from making art

1

entire republican national convention stunned as ann romney asks for divorce

0

this will make you never want to check a bag again

1

non-denominational terrorist organization welcomes extremists of all faiths

0

The subject matter would be life forms. The units would depend on which particular aspect you were studying For instance to the question 'what units of measurement would you use for the effect of evolution? I would say genetic changes that have patterns. ID would have that and more.

1

frustrated russian officials struggling to get any policies through dysfunctional trump administration

1

chuck grassley cranks up music in senate chamber to drown out ford's testimony

1

Wow ehat a brave new world you live in.... Now lets say just 1% of all gun owners resisted (in the us that is several hundred thousand peppered through the land). With media attention to such infighting between government and citizens how do you deal with this?

0

when the going gets tough: advice from former navy seal

1

which jackson will dominate next year's headlines?

0

cardi b reveals baby bump on 'saturday night live'

1

candidates preparing for colorado debate conditions with high-altitude speaking drills

1

'Who's definition? Yours? Do you OWN the copyright to a word? I didn't think words were copyrightable. emoticonXWow Geez. emoticonXRolleyes More bovine excerment.

0

big day at the united nations

1

I was referring to a generic overview, and even on this issue, I am far from alone. Quite frankly, YOU are more "alone" than I am. Who the heck has chimed in to say they agree with you???

1

melania releases statement calling for removal of first lady from white house

0

If we were created in God's image, then it would make sense that equally our emotions are a reflection of God's emotions. That our emotions are imperfect versions of his. Of course I would personally say that when man invented god, they felt the need to give him human characteristics in order to make their invention more understandable. And to assist in the oppression of others by the ever-present threat of an 'angry god who will smite you'. An 'ambivalent god who is above that sort of thing' just isn't as good at convincing people that whatever you say is right.

1

So, by not reading that book and not 'indicating' that I've read any book, you believe I was speaking from ignorance. I love your attempt to spin out of this.emoticonXAngel

0

moving forward with change: part 2 in a series to create lasting health change

1

nation's ninetysomethings gear up for last year of their lives

1

How do you "interpret" all those extant historical records bracketing the "flood" date by several hundred years, as shown by sinjin, which record no such event?

1

study finds backing down in fight with loved one extremely harmful to relationship

1

report: russia managed to penetrate voter databases in order to ensure election was fair and free like the loyal allies they are

1

paleontology class winces whenever fundamentalist kid raises hand

1

girl gone wild actually just regular girl, only more insecure and drunk

0

Old gun lobbyistsargument: Gun control = liberal XXXX = socialism = communism = enemy of the US....

0

the nuisance of nuance: one president's doubling down on the dumbing down of american politics

0

The argument that the baby is not a parasite, but is rather 'in its natural environment' seems a false dichotomy: it is natural for a parasite to be in the enviroment of another's body, invading it. The relationship element will be dealt with in the third section.

0

progressive democrats met secretly with iranian diplomat in december

1

You're right it'll be fighting the war in Iraq. )Nah, really it'll be from social security, etc etc.

0

the history of the baby name 'stormi'

0

myanmar reaches deal to bring rohingya muslims home

1

mother annoyed son playing video games on beautiful day when he could go outside to kill people

0

carly fiorina scores well on social media in face-off with trump

0

my my you are up on the current events. Thanks for shedding light on this for everyone here.

1

$80,000 wedding beautiful

1

college graduate first person in family to waste $160,000

1

local senior brutally folded in craftmatic adjustable bed accident

1

authorities abandon search for missing girl after finding huge bass while dredging lake

0

western washington university shuts down due to racist threat and online hate speech

1

rock fans outraged as bob dylan goes electronica

1

thick sweater no match for determined nipples

0

new photo shows pluto's 'heart' actually a vast, frozen wasteland

0

So, if there was a way to know that that baby would be infertile it would be alright in your view to abort?

1

english teacher obviously hung over

1

criminal mad that man called the cops on him

0

once homeless student who worked 4 jobs to support family graduates college

1

definition of fudge-tastic stretched

1

'roseanne' spinoff showrunner hopes big puddle of blood in kitchen enough to explain main character's disappearance

0

u.s. job growth rebounds sharply, unemployment rate hits 4.4 percent

0

obama: joe biden's got 'his own decisions to make' about 2016

1

pay attention to what ? to the voices in your head ? your age is irrelevant to your recognized lack of intelligence, but being a minor would be relevant since it would excuse your ignorance. My advice to you ? keep all your life pretending in forums that you are just a kindergarten kid and therefore people would think that for a 4 year old kid you are not too dumb and of course knowing nothing is understandable.

1

u.s. soothes upset netanyahu with shipment of ballistic missiles

0

No its federal property and falls under AR190-11 and other applicable regulations. If they live off post I believe so if they follow policy and regulations. If they live on post then the POWs must be stored in unit arms rooms and only drawn out with the commander's permission.

1

Oh thats not politically kerect and secially wif the chosen one doing the world apology toure I don't see that going down. Well lay a few on us sin baby. Give us the deal.

1

government bails out dow jones with 10,000 points

0

And I've never seen anyone present observational evidence that would indicate that all creatures were specially created. Please do so.

1

baltimore pigeons shocked to find beloved shitting statues gone

0

gov. jack markell really believes bernie sanders won't win the nomination

1

amazon 1-click bankrupts area parkinson's sufferer

0

U.S. Guns Behind Cartel Killings in Mexico - washingtonpost.com No wonder Mexico is complaining about US guns being smuggled into their country.

0

mexican economic minister prepared 'to talk to the devil' if trump wins

0

paula jarrel's gps guide for expressing self compassion

0

candice patton of the flash talks about meeting the fans! part ii

0

you must know yourself before you can truly address your problems

0

"The Civil War was fought to establish the principle that each person owns his own body - a principle that the pro-life crowd is trying to destroy." Each owns his own body? Are you talking about the woman or the child in the womb?

0

And you people whine at me about using personal insults ( )... anyhow, once a fetus is eight months, I believe, they are fully developed and ready for a premature birth. I was born prematurely, so don't tell me it doesn't happen. So if you get an abortion at eight months, you're not killing a fetus, you're killing a baby.

1

Unfortunately for you, that is not shown, the evidence points in one direction, and one direction only. That of evolution and to the fact that the flood never happened.

0

this halloween costume would make karl lagerfeld proud

1

wilbur ross shakes self awake after briefly dying during cabinet meeting

0

hodor's mom makes the most savage joke about her son's tv death

0

all black athletes should be sitting for the national anthem

1

awkward tension mistaken for sexual tension

1

You've been drinking more of that left wing, Obama Kool Aid. Here's what I wrote: "...you prefer San Francisco bath-house morals, don't you?" So you do have morals, unless you want to admit that what goes on in San Francisco is morally bankrupt. Pick your own poison.