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1	executive reschedules wife's birthday for october
1	protagonist rapidly getting dressed must be late, reports cunning viewer recognizing film's subtext
1	dog's eye gunk wiped back on dog
1	area organization pro-white, ain't anti-nobody
0	obama refutes allegation that he wiretapped trump tower during campaign
0	You know what the funny thing is about all of the "links" that they have found between ape and man? I could easily find people today that look exactly like the "links" that scientists have found. Maybe you should try picking one "link" from the site that you gave me. I could give you creationist sites, but that wouldn't prove anything more than your site proved. Here's an alternative theory: creation by God.
1	job candidate awaiting interviewer just smiling, making enthusiastic eye contact with every passerby in lobby
0	huffpollster: is bernie sanders really leading in new hampshire?
1	It doesn't take a Ph.d. to understand who wrote the first Gospel. Grade school children can look up who was the first man to walk on the moon.
1	schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse
1	mitt romney graciously accepts thing he has paid millions of dollars for
0	three jews visit scandinavia
0	'an invitation to kill': proxies, foreign powers in syria endanger civilians
1	group of fifth-grade boys discover pile of naked ladies discarded in woods
0	schumer trolls trump tax plan: you're doing it wrong
0	obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight
1	islamophobe disappointed manhunt over before he even had chance to indiscriminately vilify all muslims
0	democrats turn to supreme court to save 'golden week' of early voting
1	joe paterno dies in hospital; doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow
0	the 7 upsides to sending your last kid off to college
1	historical archives: owls deemed arse-holes
0	6 treatable conditions that mimic dementia
1	report: it too soon to glance back at attractive person
0	i'm young and healthy: why do i need an advance health care directive?
0	mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war
1	mom tucks handwritten guide on how to use netflix into kitchen drawer
1	new historical evidence suggests most pilgrims sailed back home to celebrate first thanksgiving
1	woman forced to do some detective work after obituary for dead classmate leaves off cause of death
1	speakeasy patrons apparently unaware it legal to go to regular bars again
0	You pointed out someone that had 6 fingers. I said that making a copy is not creating anything new, I never mentioned anything about reproduction.
0	38 of the best macaroni and cheese recipes on planet earth
1	craig kilborn ready to return to the daily show
1	woman struggling to contort dreams, ambitions into shape of dental technician
0	carrie fisher calls controversy over princess leia bikini toys 'stupid'
0	little girl attempts to play with game boy, flabbergasted by lack of touchscreen
0	why smartphone use helps develop 21st century skills in higher education
1	minnesota resident thinking of finally packing it all up and moving someplace warm like michigan
0	25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom
0	Your statement is a logical fallacy. It is not proof but simply illogical. The fallacy is called the fallacy of inconsistency. You argue from two contradictory premises. 1) God is all Powerful, 2) God can not do something.You state one as the conclusion of the other but that is just a funny way of stating two premises. The statement is illogical. Look up your favorite text on logical fallacies and you will see that I am right.
1	new pompous asshole magazine to compete with cigar aficionado
0	leah remini claims she was pressured to bring kevin james into scientology
1	mlb hoping to boost attendance at league meetings with 'star wars' night
1	somali pirates tow guy with stalled jet ski
0	ariana grande reportedly dating 'snl' star pete davidson
1	medical experts disappointed with man who failed to live up to life expectancy
0	ferguson is not among the most dangerous places in the world, donald trump
0	11 wabi sabi home decor ideas that embrace imperfection
0	why i can never order from chipotle again
1	experts point to long, glorious history of successful u.s. bombing campaigns
1	prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding
0	magic scott's misdirection: pruitt gives climate science the reality show treatment
0	black women are the embodiment of black glory
0	extensive coral reef found hidden at the mouth of the amazon river
1	friend's wife reportedly very funny
0	No, the question is why you let violent individuals remain free in public.
0	melissa harris-perry becoming elle.com editor at large
1	I reap many rewards and then some. emoticonXAngel Saving all your money to buy a perpetual future you think will make you happy, when you know nothing in this world will satisfy you, now that's Stupid. Put your questions in the right Forum next time, ok.
0	bush torture defender suggests obama should be impeached over bergdahl
0	report: mueller subpoenas pr executives linked to manafort
1	Oh? And what is the specific amount of pot you have to smoke before you become a drug crazed fiend?
1	and we all know how Marie Antoinette ended up after eating her cake some people never ever learn
1	flustered mathematician unable to recommend good number
1	al kozlewski pulls a kozlewski
1	er doctor secretly thinks of self as ward's george clooney
0	naomi watts and liev schreiber hit the emmys red carpet
0	queen cersei reading insults from 'the bachelor' is what tv dreams are made of
1	araa kayboard bustad
1	nerd has most obscure crush ever
1	inspired man bolts out of bed at 3 a.m. to jot down great new worry
0	Yes because it is "officially" a life.Whether a person believes in life at conception or not they all agree it is life at birth and half way through life it is still life and right before death it is still life.If she does not want the child she can refrain from sex,use a contraceptive or abortion.If he does not want it he can refrain from sex (not likely for men),use a condom (not a guarantee to work),have surgery (hard to reverse) but that is it.So if he was to use a condom and get her pregnant she still has the last option.
1	nation admits it probably going to come out of this having learned completely wrong lessons
0	make no mistake, trump's government shutdown is about racism
1	woman dozing at coffee shop has that dave eggers sex dream again
1	furiously barking dog spends another day trying to warn nation about child trapped in cage
0	i'm mourning the old kidz bop kids
0	5-year-old has heart-wrenching reunion with mom after airport detention
0	trump refers to immigrants as 'animals.' again.
1	dinty moore breaks long silence on terrorism with full-page ad
1	nation's math teachers introduce 27 new trig functions
0	watch: 2014 bet awards performances
1	report: ants having some kind of party inside crack in pavement
1	oscars attendees cower in awe as disembodied, all-knowing voice proclaims information about nominees
1	In other words, Archie cannot show ANY money raised by "pro-gay churches", so he's going to ignore that... emoticonXRolleyes
1	yalie strikes harvard lad sharply about the face and neck
1	recurring zhang ziyi fantasy always involves getting kicked in the face
0	sarah silverman channels joan rivers in heaven
1	Come now, VoR. Everyone knows that the French would never fight another country.....by themselves. emoticonXRolleyes
1	breeze plays kick-ass riff on wind chimes
0	americans say the white house is creating more problems than it solves
0	why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china
1	Have you lost your mind? I got no idea what you are talking about.
0	lgbt christians speak out: "love the sinner, hate the sin" won't cut it anymore
0	5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss
1	Selective reading huh? Well, there is none so blind as he who will not see.
1	target range under fire from community members
0	democrats agree to compromise on superdelegates and other reforms
1	man who just bought mayan headdress, 4 crates of corn pretty sure you'll be looking like the fool when apocalypse happens
0	watch ellen slap jennifer aniston silly
1	wendy's new homestyle chicken strips salad shamelessly touted
0	what i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy

1

executive reschedules wife's birthday for october

1

protagonist rapidly getting dressed must be late, reports cunning viewer recognizing film's subtext

1

dog's eye gunk wiped back on dog

1

area organization pro-white, ain't anti-nobody

0

obama refutes allegation that he wiretapped trump tower during campaign

0

You know what the funny thing is about all of the "links" that they have found between ape and man? I could easily find people today that look exactly like the "links" that scientists have found. Maybe you should try picking one "link" from the site that you gave me. I could give you creationist sites, but that wouldn't prove anything more than your site proved. Here's an alternative theory: creation by God.

1

job candidate awaiting interviewer just smiling, making enthusiastic eye contact with every passerby in lobby

0

huffpollster: is bernie sanders really leading in new hampshire?

1

It doesn't take a Ph.d. to understand who wrote the first Gospel. Grade school children can look up who was the first man to walk on the moon.

1

schwarzenegger elected first horseman of the apocalypse

1

mitt romney graciously accepts thing he has paid millions of dollars for

0

three jews visit scandinavia

0

'an invitation to kill': proxies, foreign powers in syria endanger civilians

1

group of fifth-grade boys discover pile of naked ladies discarded in woods

0

schumer trolls trump tax plan: you're doing it wrong

0

obama chides darrell issa for touting alliance with him in re-election fight

1

islamophobe disappointed manhunt over before he even had chance to indiscriminately vilify all muslims

0

democrats turn to supreme court to save 'golden week' of early voting

1

joe paterno dies in hospital; doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow

0

the 7 upsides to sending your last kid off to college

1

historical archives: owls deemed arse-holes

0

6 treatable conditions that mimic dementia

1

report: it too soon to glance back at attractive person

0

i'm young and healthy: why do i need an advance health care directive?

0

mattis, tillerson want blank check to wage illegal war

1

mom tucks handwritten guide on how to use netflix into kitchen drawer

1

new historical evidence suggests most pilgrims sailed back home to celebrate first thanksgiving

1

woman forced to do some detective work after obituary for dead classmate leaves off cause of death

1

speakeasy patrons apparently unaware it legal to go to regular bars again

0

You pointed out someone that had 6 fingers. I said that making a copy is not creating anything new, I never mentioned anything about reproduction.

0

38 of the best macaroni and cheese recipes on planet earth

1

craig kilborn ready to return to the daily show

1

woman struggling to contort dreams, ambitions into shape of dental technician

0

carrie fisher calls controversy over princess leia bikini toys 'stupid'

0

little girl attempts to play with game boy, flabbergasted by lack of touchscreen

0

why smartphone use helps develop 21st century skills in higher education

1

minnesota resident thinking of finally packing it all up and moving someplace warm like michigan

0

25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom

0

Your statement is a logical fallacy. It is not proof but simply illogical. The fallacy is called the fallacy of inconsistency. You argue from two contradictory premises. 1) God is all Powerful, 2) God can not do something.You state one as the conclusion of the other but that is just a funny way of stating two premises. The statement is illogical. Look up your favorite text on logical fallacies and you will see that I am right.

1

new pompous asshole magazine to compete with cigar aficionado

0

leah remini claims she was pressured to bring kevin james into scientology

1

mlb hoping to boost attendance at league meetings with 'star wars' night

1

somali pirates tow guy with stalled jet ski

0

ariana grande reportedly dating 'snl' star pete davidson

1

medical experts disappointed with man who failed to live up to life expectancy

0

ferguson is not among the most dangerous places in the world, donald trump

0

11 wabi sabi home decor ideas that embrace imperfection

0

why i can never order from chipotle again

1

experts point to long, glorious history of successful u.s. bombing campaigns

1

prince harry, meghan markle debating between hawaiian luau- or 'x-files'-themed wedding

0

magic scott's misdirection: pruitt gives climate science the reality show treatment

0

black women are the embodiment of black glory

0

extensive coral reef found hidden at the mouth of the amazon river

1

friend's wife reportedly very funny

0

No, the question is why you let violent individuals remain free in public.

0

melissa harris-perry becoming elle.com editor at large

1

I reap many rewards and then some. emoticonXAngel Saving all your money to buy a perpetual future you think will make you happy, when you know nothing in this world will satisfy you, now that's Stupid. Put your questions in the right Forum next time, ok.

0

bush torture defender suggests obama should be impeached over bergdahl

0

report: mueller subpoenas pr executives linked to manafort

1

Oh? And what is the specific amount of pot you have to smoke before you become a drug crazed fiend?

1

and we all know how Marie Antoinette ended up after eating her cake some people never ever learn

1

flustered mathematician unable to recommend good number

1

al kozlewski pulls a kozlewski

1

er doctor secretly thinks of self as ward's george clooney

0

naomi watts and liev schreiber hit the emmys red carpet

0

queen cersei reading insults from 'the bachelor' is what tv dreams are made of

1

araa kayboard bustad

1

nerd has most obscure crush ever

1

inspired man bolts out of bed at 3 a.m. to jot down great new worry

0

Yes because it is "officially" a life.Whether a person believes in life at conception or not they all agree it is life at birth and half way through life it is still life and right before death it is still life.If she does not want the child she can refrain from sex,use a contraceptive or abortion.If he does not want it he can refrain from sex (not likely for men),use a condom (not a guarantee to work),have surgery (hard to reverse) but that is it.So if he was to use a condom and get her pregnant she still has the last option.

1

nation admits it probably going to come out of this having learned completely wrong lessons

0

make no mistake, trump's government shutdown is about racism

1

woman dozing at coffee shop has that dave eggers sex dream again

1

furiously barking dog spends another day trying to warn nation about child trapped in cage

0

i'm mourning the old kidz bop kids

0

5-year-old has heart-wrenching reunion with mom after airport detention

0

trump refers to immigrants as 'animals.' again.

1

dinty moore breaks long silence on terrorism with full-page ad

1

nation's math teachers introduce 27 new trig functions

0

watch: 2014 bet awards performances

1

report: ants having some kind of party inside crack in pavement

1

oscars attendees cower in awe as disembodied, all-knowing voice proclaims information about nominees

1

In other words, Archie cannot show ANY money raised by "pro-gay churches", so he's going to ignore that... emoticonXRolleyes

1

yalie strikes harvard lad sharply about the face and neck

1

recurring zhang ziyi fantasy always involves getting kicked in the face

0

sarah silverman channels joan rivers in heaven

1

Come now, VoR. Everyone knows that the French would never fight another country.....by themselves. emoticonXRolleyes

1

breeze plays kick-ass riff on wind chimes

0

americans say the white house is creating more problems than it solves

0

why christ, mao and the buddha are making a comeback in china

1

Have you lost your mind? I got no idea what you are talking about.

0

lgbt christians speak out: "love the sinner, hate the sin" won't cut it anymore

0

5 awesome festivals in india you shouldn't miss

1

Selective reading huh? Well, there is none so blind as he who will not see.

1

target range under fire from community members

0

democrats agree to compromise on superdelegates and other reforms

1

man who just bought mayan headdress, 4 crates of corn pretty sure you'll be looking like the fool when apocalypse happens

0

watch ellen slap jennifer aniston silly

1

wendy's new homestyle chicken strips salad shamelessly touted

0

what i learned from being diagnosed with narcolepsy