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0	university of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit
0	is the stereotype that 'women can't be geniuses' causing gender gaps?
0	jailed al jazeera journalist released
0	how zuckerberg's llc could be more effective than charity
1	Within one post. Thanks for proving that creationist are incapable of discussing the original topic and automatically move to change the subject.
1	the american dream: what does that part about kissing the gym teacher mean?
0	republican food stamp bill would cut benefits, but not the size of government
1	bluetooth headset worn throughout date
0	Well, we can agree to disagree on that one. I won't bother putting it to a vote :)
0	why credit card points aren't the new miles
1	And Sotomayor argued that the American people have absolutely no right to defend themselves. What's your point?
1	dying mastermind pulls red lever
1	Actually, it is quite apparent that you do not. For one glaring example, below you incorrectly state that a dinosaur fossil has been dated by C-14. Another example of you lack of understanding of the topic is your failure to understand why very old fossils are found on the surface and the principles of dating from geologic strata.
1	family cell-phone plan area family's closest bond
1	mcdonald's announces new spearmint after-dinner big mac
1	sanders supporters viciously attack bernie sanders after he criticizes mistakes of 2016 sanders campaign
0	riz ahmed, mindy kaling, aziz ansari and others launch appeal for rohingya
1	lesser piece of paper used to test pen's viability
0	deshawnda bradley, #blacklivesmatter and the reminder that self-definition is essential to our survival
1	glass-encased ar-15 behind gun shop counter in safest hands it will ever be
0	a primer on the press and the white house
1	area man disappointed in self for already being full
1	drake's introduces new yodel bandolier
0	When the President is in public, there are plenty of people around him ...with guns.
1	staples brings on extra staff to sit around and do nothing for busy back-to-school season
1	rockstar games begins imprisoning programmers for 'red dead redemption 3'
0	kesha emotionally admits new album is 'quite literally saving my life'
1	parents with more vacation time, financial resources want to know when son will come home for a visit
0	dallas ebola nurse slams hospital, claims they used her for pr
1	man throws money at problem
0	judge orders man accused of tweeting threats to never tweet
1	cardboard snowflake half-heartedly masking-taped to break-room door
0	the time i went canoeing with a republican congressman
0	alabama education official warns of 'homosexualist' common core takeover
1	direct marketer offended by term 'junk mail'
1	The more I read of Cyber's posts,... the more I am convinced that he/she is an Agent Provocateur. And a very busy provocateur at that.
0	Not sure how you can tell that since very little is mentioned about his methods.
1	jeb bush warns rnc attendees of bad cialis going around parking lot
0	stormy daniels' lawyer taunts trump: michael cohen will 'fold like a cheap deck of cards'
0	Nonsense. Name the holes and what parts are conjecture? The parts that are conjecture are never, ever taught in a high school biology class. There isn't time. Only major points are covered about which there is no doubt.
1	trump delivers touching tribute to fallen heroes of wwe
1	san andreas fault feels terrible for what it's about to do
0	Actually, that's not true. While all of the sciences actually support one another, one can be a chemist and not accept evolution. One can even do good science without accepting evolution, but it is difficult. For example, cosmology, astrophysics and astronomy see a very old universe. That's not compatible with young earth creationism. Geology finds an old earth, wich isn't compatible with the mythologies of sacred writings. But that is not to say that one cannot be a qualified scientist and a deist or a theist. There are lots of good Christian scientists who accept evolution.
0	from the steps of the united states supreme court
0	Actually, it's not. Mutations are random. Selection is differential reproductive success.
0	ben & jerry's new flavor 'empower mint' is more political and punny than ever
1	everyone glad someone else making small talk with disabled woman
1	flight attendant quietly informs first class passengers where real emergency exits are
0	as ed gillespie's campaign goes, so goes the memory of the civil war
1	Nice. Now you're telling us that women are basically brainwashed XXXXXX. Keep digging, this is good stuff.
1	DOH! yah beat me to it! I'll elaborate with the Zardoz answer: Stupid people want other stupid people to believe in their stupid belief systems and when they find non-stupid people, they have a coniption fits because they're too stupid to understand that their beliefs are stupid. Simple version: Stupid is as Stupid does Come be stupid with us.
0	mexican immigrant challenges trump's hateful rhetoric with powerful photo series
1	never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good
1	u.s. dollar drops against counterfeit u.s. dollar
1	guy in suit handling newspaper like a pro
0	finally, a web series that navigates the horrors of being a 'woman online'
1	I guess they could if they knew where all the parts were located. Oh, I would think they would be in hell. I can't imagine "God" would have anything to do with mass murderers; do you? BTW, this is Osama's technical guide for the terrorists. http://www.almostaproverb.com/images4/osama_dummies.jpg
0	ashley benson is giving us 'baywatch' vibes in a red swimsuit
0	The original molecule had some lipolytic function, but removing some amino acids from it, in the right place, made it fit better into the substrate, and thereby greatly increased its functionality. Barbarian observes:We thought it would take roughly a million years for bacteria to evolve enzymes capable of digesting nylon (because the compound is so different than any they were able to digest) but it took less than a century. .
1	mitch mcconnell celebrates brett kavanaugh as culmination of everything he's worked against
0	did climate change spawn all these hurricanes? here's why it's hard to say.
1	woman who's been on the pill for years thinking about switching to new set of debilitating side effects
1	nation kept up all night by sound of creaking infrastructure
0	6 dead after plane crashes into maryland house
1	blood drains from mueller's face after realizing russia investigation might go all the way to white house
1	new roommate excited to bring robust puttering experience to apartment
1	fbi shuts down prominent new isis recruitment website
1	Oh, I don't know. Grow food in a garden, gather it from various wild sources, hunt game animals in the forest.
0	friday's morning email: inside trump's presser for the ages
1	nation's police officers now too heavily armed to go undercover convincingly
0	report: iran's supreme leader sent obama a secret letter
1	bernie sanders refuses flashy abc podium in favor of own humble, homemade lectern
0	Not heard that before! made me laugh almost as much as your lettuce eating Tyrannosaur emoticonXGood
0	multi-institutional collaborative clinical trial to examine health benefits of integrative lifestyle practices at the chopra center for wellbeing
1	Give them a hunk of Florida. There's already a large Jewish population there, it's hot, it's coastal. Less sand and more allitgators and hurricanes, but not that big of a change. Oh, but no Jerusalem. That might be a sticking point. How about we turn Jerusalem over to the UN and have it be a world city, owned by no country and open to all?
0	the story of sheldon adelson's purchase of a las vegas paper is even crazier than you think
1	well, then why are the doctors trying 2 also test the embyonic cells? what's their reason then? we don't know, because the doctors might not want everything that they're doing be on the front page of every newspaper. they have their reasons for their actions, and they just don't want people like you to know about them. or...they already have their reasons published and everything and you're just 2 close-minded 2 take the information in.
1	mom locked in infinite loop of purchasing, returning items from lord & taylor
1	i have a 2 years old child. i have come to believe i am unfit as a parent. i plan to kill this child at next available opportunity.
1	nation gathers around area man trying to parallel park
0	oxford student wins prize for photo of atom taken with dslr camera
0	1) Charliegone's article was a published research article.I would love to know where "NARTH's" editorial was published, if it even was published.2) NARTH's article DID NOT show any "higher homosexual activity" because of legalized gay marriage.It thoroughly failed to show ANY rise in homosexuality in ANY "gay marriage" country. It showed some studies which were reportedly done in those countries, but that's it.
1	ice argues migrants in camps are free to die at any time
1	sweating obama admits drone strikes have been happening on their own
0	russia today anchor admits spreading 'lies' for putin
1	commercial blasted for product placement
0	the rise of europe's far-right is 'a wake-up call' for democracy, says turkish novelist
1	senator trying to make long-distance relationship work with constituency back home
1	god wedges another cherub beneath leg to level wobbly throne
1	explanation of board game rules peppered with reassurances that it will be fun
0	samantha bee reacts to orlando massacre with powerful gun control message
1	queen bun gives birth to thousands of tiny rolls
1	harpoon industry attempting rebrand by pointing out harpoons can harpoon stuff besides whales
1	On the bright side, it appears that the Rapture will solve the Social Security financing problem...
1	biden calls dibs on qaddafi's clothes
1	pilot shudders to imagine why passengers taking red-eye to atlantic city
1	tearful biden carefully takes down blacklight poster of topless barbarian chick from office wall
1	precocious teen able to read, write
1	three escaping legislators shot from senate guard tower
1	internet crashes as billions of people go online to purchase the onion's latest book, 'the trump leaks'

0

university of tulsa off the hook in sexual assault lawsuit

0

is the stereotype that 'women can't be geniuses' causing gender gaps?

0

jailed al jazeera journalist released

0

how zuckerberg's llc could be more effective than charity

1

Within one post. Thanks for proving that creationist are incapable of discussing the original topic and automatically move to change the subject.

1

the american dream: what does that part about kissing the gym teacher mean?

0

republican food stamp bill would cut benefits, but not the size of government

1

bluetooth headset worn throughout date

0

Well, we can agree to disagree on that one. I won't bother putting it to a vote :)

0

why credit card points aren't the new miles

1

And Sotomayor argued that the American people have absolutely no right to defend themselves. What's your point?

1

dying mastermind pulls red lever

1

Actually, it is quite apparent that you do not. For one glaring example, below you incorrectly state that a dinosaur fossil has been dated by C-14. Another example of you lack of understanding of the topic is your failure to understand why very old fossils are found on the surface and the principles of dating from geologic strata.

1

family cell-phone plan area family's closest bond

1

mcdonald's announces new spearmint after-dinner big mac

1

sanders supporters viciously attack bernie sanders after he criticizes mistakes of 2016 sanders campaign

0

riz ahmed, mindy kaling, aziz ansari and others launch appeal for rohingya

1

lesser piece of paper used to test pen's viability

0

deshawnda bradley, #blacklivesmatter and the reminder that self-definition is essential to our survival

1

glass-encased ar-15 behind gun shop counter in safest hands it will ever be

0

a primer on the press and the white house

1

area man disappointed in self for already being full

1

drake's introduces new yodel bandolier

0

When the President is in public, there are plenty of people around him ...with guns.

1

staples brings on extra staff to sit around and do nothing for busy back-to-school season

1

rockstar games begins imprisoning programmers for 'red dead redemption 3'

0

kesha emotionally admits new album is 'quite literally saving my life'

1

parents with more vacation time, financial resources want to know when son will come home for a visit

0

dallas ebola nurse slams hospital, claims they used her for pr

1

man throws money at problem

0

judge orders man accused of tweeting threats to never tweet

1

cardboard snowflake half-heartedly masking-taped to break-room door

0

the time i went canoeing with a republican congressman

0

alabama education official warns of 'homosexualist' common core takeover

1

direct marketer offended by term 'junk mail'

1

The more I read of Cyber's posts,... the more I am convinced that he/she is an Agent Provocateur. And a very busy provocateur at that.

0

Not sure how you can tell that since very little is mentioned about his methods.

1

jeb bush warns rnc attendees of bad cialis going around parking lot

0

stormy daniels' lawyer taunts trump: michael cohen will 'fold like a cheap deck of cards'

0

Nonsense. Name the holes and what parts are conjecture? The parts that are conjecture are never, ever taught in a high school biology class. There isn't time. Only major points are covered about which there is no doubt.

1

trump delivers touching tribute to fallen heroes of wwe

1

san andreas fault feels terrible for what it's about to do

0

Actually, that's not true. While all of the sciences actually support one another, one can be a chemist and not accept evolution. One can even do good science without accepting evolution, but it is difficult. For example, cosmology, astrophysics and astronomy see a very old universe. That's not compatible with young earth creationism. Geology finds an old earth, wich isn't compatible with the mythologies of sacred writings. But that is not to say that one cannot be a qualified scientist and a deist or a theist. There are lots of good Christian scientists who accept evolution.

0

from the steps of the united states supreme court

0

Actually, it's not. Mutations are random. Selection is differential reproductive success.

0

ben & jerry's new flavor 'empower mint' is more political and punny than ever

1

everyone glad someone else making small talk with disabled woman

1

flight attendant quietly informs first class passengers where real emergency exits are

0

as ed gillespie's campaign goes, so goes the memory of the civil war

1

Nice. Now you're telling us that women are basically brainwashed XXXXXX. Keep digging, this is good stuff.

1

DOH! yah beat me to it! I'll elaborate with the Zardoz answer: Stupid people want other stupid people to believe in their stupid belief systems and when they find non-stupid people, they have a coniption fits because they're too stupid to understand that their beliefs are stupid. Simple version: Stupid is as Stupid does Come be stupid with us.

0

mexican immigrant challenges trump's hateful rhetoric with powerful photo series

1

never-before-heard buzzword flying around office can't be good

1

u.s. dollar drops against counterfeit u.s. dollar

1

guy in suit handling newspaper like a pro

0

finally, a web series that navigates the horrors of being a 'woman online'

1

I guess they could if they knew where all the parts were located. Oh, I would think they would be in hell. I can't imagine "God" would have anything to do with mass murderers; do you? BTW, this is Osama's technical guide for the terrorists. http://www.almostaproverb.com/images4/osama_dummies.jpg

0

ashley benson is giving us 'baywatch' vibes in a red swimsuit

0

The original molecule had some lipolytic function, but removing some amino acids from it, in the right place, made it fit better into the substrate, and thereby greatly increased its functionality. Barbarian observes:We thought it would take roughly a million years for bacteria to evolve enzymes capable of digesting nylon (because the compound is so different than any they were able to digest) but it took less than a century. .

1

mitch mcconnell celebrates brett kavanaugh as culmination of everything he's worked against

0

did climate change spawn all these hurricanes? here's why it's hard to say.

1

woman who's been on the pill for years thinking about switching to new set of debilitating side effects

1

nation kept up all night by sound of creaking infrastructure

0

6 dead after plane crashes into maryland house

1

blood drains from mueller's face after realizing russia investigation might go all the way to white house

1

new roommate excited to bring robust puttering experience to apartment

1

fbi shuts down prominent new isis recruitment website

1

Oh, I don't know. Grow food in a garden, gather it from various wild sources, hunt game animals in the forest.

0

friday's morning email: inside trump's presser for the ages

1

nation's police officers now too heavily armed to go undercover convincingly

0

report: iran's supreme leader sent obama a secret letter

1

bernie sanders refuses flashy abc podium in favor of own humble, homemade lectern

0

Not heard that before! made me laugh almost as much as your lettuce eating Tyrannosaur emoticonXGood

0

multi-institutional collaborative clinical trial to examine health benefits of integrative lifestyle practices at the chopra center for wellbeing

1

Give them a hunk of Florida. There's already a large Jewish population there, it's hot, it's coastal. Less sand and more allitgators and hurricanes, but not that big of a change. Oh, but no Jerusalem. That might be a sticking point. How about we turn Jerusalem over to the UN and have it be a world city, owned by no country and open to all?

0

the story of sheldon adelson's purchase of a las vegas paper is even crazier than you think

1

well, then why are the doctors trying 2 also test the embyonic cells? what's their reason then? we don't know, because the doctors might not want everything that they're doing be on the front page of every newspaper. they have their reasons for their actions, and they just don't want people like you to know about them. or...they already have their reasons published and everything and you're just 2 close-minded 2 take the information in.

1

mom locked in infinite loop of purchasing, returning items from lord & taylor

1

i have a 2 years old child. i have come to believe i am unfit as a parent. i plan to kill this child at next available opportunity.

1

nation gathers around area man trying to parallel park

0

oxford student wins prize for photo of atom taken with dslr camera

0

1) Charliegone's article was a published research article.I would love to know where "NARTH's" editorial was published, if it even was published.2) NARTH's article DID NOT show any "higher homosexual activity" because of legalized gay marriage.It thoroughly failed to show ANY rise in homosexuality in ANY "gay marriage" country. It showed some studies which were reportedly done in those countries, but that's it.

1

ice argues migrants in camps are free to die at any time

1

sweating obama admits drone strikes have been happening on their own

0

russia today anchor admits spreading 'lies' for putin

1

commercial blasted for product placement

0

the rise of europe's far-right is 'a wake-up call' for democracy, says turkish novelist

1

senator trying to make long-distance relationship work with constituency back home

1

god wedges another cherub beneath leg to level wobbly throne

1

explanation of board game rules peppered with reassurances that it will be fun

0

samantha bee reacts to orlando massacre with powerful gun control message

1

queen bun gives birth to thousands of tiny rolls

1

harpoon industry attempting rebrand by pointing out harpoons can harpoon stuff besides whales

1

On the bright side, it appears that the Rapture will solve the Social Security financing problem...

1

biden calls dibs on qaddafi's clothes

1

pilot shudders to imagine why passengers taking red-eye to atlantic city

1

tearful biden carefully takes down blacklight poster of topless barbarian chick from office wall

1

precocious teen able to read, write

1

three escaping legislators shot from senate guard tower

1

internet crashes as billions of people go online to purchase the onion's latest book, 'the trump leaks'