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1	proud billionaire helps young son open first offshore bank account
1	chris columbus admits there are hours of 'home alone 2' outtakes featuring trump saying racial slurs
1	millionaire pays for breast implants for rolls royce hood ornament
1	moving to new city to solve all of area man's problems
0	white house just gave a terrible defense of trump's refugee ban
1	Ha! There are a lot more gay owned and straight non-homophobic or non-religious businesses than that. Thanks for the cheap and clueless stereotype though!
1	livestock happiest, healthiest attendees of state fair
1	'it was fine,' says man following visit with only people on earth who love him
1	Which is why 50 million Americans are uninsured, including 9 million children. With 27,000 from that group dying every year, as a result of "freedom", and unpaid hospital bills the leading cause of bankruptcy and homelessness. Also for the other 50 million who are underinsured.
0	And it is. The ToE is a theory, however. It explains evolution, which has been observed. Do not attempt to deny that.
1	dept. of transportation to replace highway mile markers with dead raccoons
1	5"11 185 pounds. Brown hair blue eyes yeah it's my looks Easy.... Oh and please don't speak about wit or wisdom when you had to repeat the tenth grade twice.....;)
0	5 ways to get rid of summer weight gain
1	brutal reality check turns three
0	barack obama 'singing' 'all i want for christmas' is a gift
0	5 questions to measure the feasibility of your startup idea
1	man's bloodstream enjoys hour-long intermission between coffee, alcohol blitzes
1	universe comes to halt as kid flips through first shark book
0	controversial photo-editing app under fire for makeup removal feature
0	women, people of color still abysmally underrepresented in hollywood leadership
1	Seriously? You tell me how Ancient Greeks saying X means the bible can't possibly say Y. What's the connection? There isn't one. As Trebor pointed out, it's a red herring, and indicative of faulty reasoning on Easy's part, and apparently yours as well.
0	gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion
0	if grown-ups faced the same problems kids do
1	they might be giants behind the music episode lacks sex, drugs
0	well heck, if lifeforms cannot realistically be strung together by small, gradual, materialist increments (which they can't and there is no evidence for) then the only alternative is special creation.
1	So we should wait till the blastocyst is definitely a tumour, in case it turns into a fetus?
0	the first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé
1	americans urged to get saving $30,000 out of way before obamacare repealed
1	report: students who take latin have better chance of summoning demon later in life
1	pedestrian crossing street makes sure to look at approaching car so driver will feel more guilty if they run him over
0	12 non-cliché beauty lessons according to your favorite celebs
1	nasa announces future shuttle launches will be sudden and without warning
1	mom sleeps in past sunrise
1	bernie sanders agrees to drop out of race in exchange for 13-hour speaking slot at convention
1	And yet again, not one word regarding "force" and substantiating that claim despite the fact that your claims are repeatedly shot down... And going a step further, NOBODY has what you claim is liberty. I repeat, cause I know you'll avoid it, NOBODY has what you claim is "liberty". (well, except for any guy who would be absolute monarch of his own country... But then I'm sure the U.S. would see fit to overthrow and execute that guy anyways...) emoticonXRolleyes There is not a single person in the U.S. who has that. Everybody in the U.S. has some issue on which the government does not represent his wishes.
1	coworkers each putting in herculean effort to sustain conversation for entire commute
1	john bolton insists iran likely harboring dangerous terrorist osama bin laden
0	steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched
0	trump's anti-muslim order could have 'chilling' effect on science
0	a healer is discovered: galen comes home
0	u.s. kids fail at physical activity
0	u.s. fears russia ramping up support for assad
1	'jeopardy!' bans obsessive weirdos who ruin the fun by preparing way too much for show
0	lena dunham dings woody allen
0	will greater israel transform into greater palestine?
1	hundreds of cheap, generic doorstops flood market after doorblocker patent runs out
1	obese doctors urge nation to eat three meals a meal
1	they can refuse any ceremony they want. That it has been \"open to all for years\" carries no weight whatsoever. It is church property--which is essentially the same as a church saying it doesn't want gay ceremonies in its sanctuary which churches are free to refuse. Maybe churches are imposed upon in such ways in Canada but not in the US.Given these matters I'm not sure the HRC is being any more honest than the video they are responding to." So then if I owned a business or a piece of property I could then refuse to sell or accommodate fundamentalist anti gay Christians and \That it has been \"open to all for years\" carries no weight whatsoever.\" It is my property and I don't like the immorality of fundamentalist anti gay Christians."
1	human slave from future remembers when cyber monday was about celebrating savings, not robot uprising
0	where to watch fourth of july fireworks in illinois
1	desperate snl releases 'best of melanie hutsell' dvd
0	meghan markle's jeweler is making sure her engagement ring stays one of a kind
0	hillary set to move past prelims with roosevelt island address (are the clintons cynics or realists?)
1	benadryl introduces new non-drowsy allergy dart
1	psychic phone service devastates competition by only hiring the best psychics
0	the $400 juicero juicer is the funniest silicon valley fail in forever
1	alan keyes admits: 'i just enjoy campaigning'
1	Good one, Truthsayer emoticonXGood ...a rich white woman... LOL! Gotta be from Texas. :p
0	why bernie sanders is in deep trouble in south carolina
1	needle-exchange program attracting 'druggies'
0	lamar odom leaves hospital after 'miraculous and continued improvement'
1	doctors recommend getting 8 centuries of cryosleep
0	watch: amazing paper airplane toss hits soccer player
1	man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board
0	the best volunteer programs do this
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 26
0	medics drop soccer player from stretcher; he's ticked
1	cranberry juice industry hoping 2009 a big year for urinary tract infections
1	for gay couple, fulfilling lifelong dream of marriage not worth moving to iowa
1	let's have an up or down vote on your marriage rights too Lurch.....
1	band loudly discusses record deal at ihop
1	recent graduate figures she might as well do good in world until economy picks up
1	rick perry apologizes for trying to outdo fellow cabinet members by using $72 million of taxpayer funds on lampshade
0	pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach
0	Pretty good considering Darwin wasn't aware of genetics. Too bad Wells is stuck in 1859. The modern synthesis provides perfectly legitimate mechanisms.
0	italy's mount etna is erupting, and it's magnificent
0	12 illustrations that pay tribute to the late, great carrie fisher
0	josh earnest's first wh briefing didn't end so well
0	an epidemic of gun silence
0	all gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken)
1	d.c. authorities struggling to keep squatters out of empty state department
1	fbi quickly follows up on tip about potentially dangerous man who killed 17 in school shooting
0	patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions
0	1) "false impression by stating that a Christian Pastor believes that bigotry blocked Gay Marriage." 2) "Had the title said, pro-gay pastor believes bigotry blocked gay marriage" The only difference here being that you would want to label him as "pro-gay" and exclude "Christian". By the same token, should we remove "Christian" and replace it "anti-gay" from any pastor that speaks against homosexuality? Naw. Of course not. There is nothing dishonest about acknowledging he is a Christian. His statements should make it clear that he is pro-gay. Your dispute is pointless...
1	lowe's introduces 2-way ladder user can also climb down
0	armed citizens are now guarding military recruiting centers after chattanooga shooting
0	It is worse then that they just don't get it. Once you put some civil rights on the ballot nothing is off limits. Freedom of speech, religion, assembly ect.. they are all up to be voted out of existence for an unpopular minority by the majority. They just don't get it.
0	west virginia teachers are making sure their students get fed while they're on strike
1	Do you even read what anyone posts? Try it, you might learn something.......maybe not.......
0	the real march madness: slashing student aid
0	attention carnivores: meat 'sushi' wrapped in bacon can be yours
0	senators challenge trump administration over twitter witch hunt
1	And ill continue to have pity for abused and unplanned pregnant women lacking basic healthcare.
0	meryl streep and mark ruffalo sitting in a tree ...
0	georgia to provide planned parenthood with free std test kits again
0	gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man
1	whales beach selves in attempt to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge'
1	royal baby has father's eyes
0	everyone loves alternative facts
0	it's time to rethink what we consider an oscar performance

1

proud billionaire helps young son open first offshore bank account

1

chris columbus admits there are hours of 'home alone 2' outtakes featuring trump saying racial slurs

1

millionaire pays for breast implants for rolls royce hood ornament

1

moving to new city to solve all of area man's problems

0

white house just gave a terrible defense of trump's refugee ban

1

Ha! There are a lot more gay owned and straight non-homophobic or non-religious businesses than that. Thanks for the cheap and clueless stereotype though!

1

livestock happiest, healthiest attendees of state fair

1

'it was fine,' says man following visit with only people on earth who love him

1

Which is why 50 million Americans are uninsured, including 9 million children. With 27,000 from that group dying every year, as a result of "freedom", and unpaid hospital bills the leading cause of bankruptcy and homelessness. Also for the other 50 million who are underinsured.

0

And it is. The ToE is a theory, however. It explains evolution, which has been observed. Do not attempt to deny that.

1

dept. of transportation to replace highway mile markers with dead raccoons

1

5"11 185 pounds. Brown hair blue eyes yeah it's my looks Easy.... Oh and please don't speak about wit or wisdom when you had to repeat the tenth grade twice.....;)

0

5 ways to get rid of summer weight gain

1

brutal reality check turns three

0

barack obama 'singing' 'all i want for christmas' is a gift

0

5 questions to measure the feasibility of your startup idea

1

man's bloodstream enjoys hour-long intermission between coffee, alcohol blitzes

1

universe comes to halt as kid flips through first shark book

0

controversial photo-editing app under fire for makeup removal feature

0

women, people of color still abysmally underrepresented in hollywood leadership

1

Seriously? You tell me how Ancient Greeks saying X means the bible can't possibly say Y. What's the connection? There isn't one. As Trebor pointed out, it's a red herring, and indicative of faulty reasoning on Easy's part, and apparently yours as well.

0

gop senators aren't ready to accept trump as their champion

0

if grown-ups faced the same problems kids do

1

they might be giants behind the music episode lacks sex, drugs

0

well heck, if lifeforms cannot realistically be strung together by small, gradual, materialist increments (which they can't and there is no evidence for) then the only alternative is special creation.

1

So we should wait till the blastocyst is definitely a tumour, in case it turns into a fetus?

0

the first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé

1

americans urged to get saving $30,000 out of way before obamacare repealed

1

report: students who take latin have better chance of summoning demon later in life

1

pedestrian crossing street makes sure to look at approaching car so driver will feel more guilty if they run him over

0

12 non-cliché beauty lessons according to your favorite celebs

1

nasa announces future shuttle launches will be sudden and without warning

1

mom sleeps in past sunrise

1

bernie sanders agrees to drop out of race in exchange for 13-hour speaking slot at convention

1

And yet again, not one word regarding "force" and substantiating that claim despite the fact that your claims are repeatedly shot down... And going a step further, NOBODY has what you claim is liberty. I repeat, cause I know you'll avoid it, NOBODY has what you claim is "liberty". (well, except for any guy who would be absolute monarch of his own country... But then I'm sure the U.S. would see fit to overthrow and execute that guy anyways...) emoticonXRolleyes There is not a single person in the U.S. who has that. Everybody in the U.S. has some issue on which the government does not represent his wishes.

1

coworkers each putting in herculean effort to sustain conversation for entire commute

1

john bolton insists iran likely harboring dangerous terrorist osama bin laden

0

steven tyler admits to hitting on daughter liv's famous pal while she watched

0

trump's anti-muslim order could have 'chilling' effect on science

0

a healer is discovered: galen comes home

0

u.s. kids fail at physical activity

0

u.s. fears russia ramping up support for assad

1

'jeopardy!' bans obsessive weirdos who ruin the fun by preparing way too much for show

0

lena dunham dings woody allen

0

will greater israel transform into greater palestine?

1

hundreds of cheap, generic doorstops flood market after doorblocker patent runs out

1

obese doctors urge nation to eat three meals a meal

1

they can refuse any ceremony they want. That it has been \"open to all for years\" carries no weight whatsoever. It is church property--which is essentially the same as a church saying it doesn't want gay ceremonies in its sanctuary which churches are free to refuse. Maybe churches are imposed upon in such ways in Canada but not in the US.Given these matters I'm not sure the HRC is being any more honest than the video they are responding to." So then if I owned a business or a piece of property I could then refuse to sell or accommodate fundamentalist anti gay Christians and \That it has been \"open to all for years\" carries no weight whatsoever.\" It is my property and I don't like the immorality of fundamentalist anti gay Christians."

1

human slave from future remembers when cyber monday was about celebrating savings, not robot uprising

0

where to watch fourth of july fireworks in illinois

1

desperate snl releases 'best of melanie hutsell' dvd

0

meghan markle's jeweler is making sure her engagement ring stays one of a kind

0

hillary set to move past prelims with roosevelt island address (are the clintons cynics or realists?)

1

benadryl introduces new non-drowsy allergy dart

1

psychic phone service devastates competition by only hiring the best psychics

0

the $400 juicero juicer is the funniest silicon valley fail in forever

1

alan keyes admits: 'i just enjoy campaigning'

1

Good one, Truthsayer emoticonXGood ...a rich white woman... LOL! Gotta be from Texas. :p

0

why bernie sanders is in deep trouble in south carolina

1

needle-exchange program attracting 'druggies'

0

lamar odom leaves hospital after 'miraculous and continued improvement'

1

doctors recommend getting 8 centuries of cryosleep

0

watch: amazing paper airplane toss hits soccer player

1

man runs into ex-wife while wearing sandwich board

0

the best volunteer programs do this

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 26

0

medics drop soccer player from stretcher; he's ticked

1

cranberry juice industry hoping 2009 a big year for urinary tract infections

1

for gay couple, fulfilling lifelong dream of marriage not worth moving to iowa

1

let's have an up or down vote on your marriage rights too Lurch.....

1

band loudly discusses record deal at ihop

1

recent graduate figures she might as well do good in world until economy picks up

1

rick perry apologizes for trying to outdo fellow cabinet members by using $72 million of taxpayer funds on lampshade

0

pregnant ellie kemper isn't into strangers touching her stomach

0

Pretty good considering Darwin wasn't aware of genetics. Too bad Wells is stuck in 1859. The modern synthesis provides perfectly legitimate mechanisms.

0

italy's mount etna is erupting, and it's magnificent

0

12 illustrations that pay tribute to the late, great carrie fisher

0

josh earnest's first wh briefing didn't end so well

0

an epidemic of gun silence

0

all gold everything (notes on depression and feeling broken)

1

d.c. authorities struggling to keep squatters out of empty state department

1

fbi quickly follows up on tip about potentially dangerous man who killed 17 in school shooting

0

patrick stewart reads hilariously bad reviews of iconic tourist attractions

0

1) "false impression by stating that a Christian Pastor believes that bigotry blocked Gay Marriage." 2) "Had the title said, pro-gay pastor believes bigotry blocked gay marriage" The only difference here being that you would want to label him as "pro-gay" and exclude "Christian". By the same token, should we remove "Christian" and replace it "anti-gay" from any pastor that speaks against homosexuality? Naw. Of course not. There is nothing dishonest about acknowledging he is a Christian. His statements should make it clear that he is pro-gay. Your dispute is pointless...

1

lowe's introduces 2-way ladder user can also climb down

0

armed citizens are now guarding military recruiting centers after chattanooga shooting

0

It is worse then that they just don't get it. Once you put some civil rights on the ballot nothing is off limits. Freedom of speech, religion, assembly ect.. they are all up to be voted out of existence for an unpopular minority by the majority. They just don't get it.

0

west virginia teachers are making sure their students get fed while they're on strike

1

Do you even read what anyone posts? Try it, you might learn something.......maybe not.......

0

the real march madness: slashing student aid

0

attention carnivores: meat 'sushi' wrapped in bacon can be yours

0

senators challenge trump administration over twitter witch hunt

1

And ill continue to have pity for abused and unplanned pregnant women lacking basic healthcare.

0

meryl streep and mark ruffalo sitting in a tree ...

0

georgia to provide planned parenthood with free std test kits again

0

gravedigger suspended after taking photo with dead man

1

whales beach selves in attempt to purchase 'the onion book of known knowledge'

1

royal baby has father's eyes

0

everyone loves alternative facts

0

it's time to rethink what we consider an oscar performance