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0	the consumer financial protection bureau: a government agency for promoting growth
1	report: america still world leader in manufacturing excuses
0	14 snapshots that summed up parenthood in 2014
1	nigel farage dies of milkshake wounds
1	ted cruz stuck in nosebleed seats at senate campaign rally
1	obama sleeping with louisville slugger under bed now
0	police officer who killed unarmed motorist cleared of all charges
0	DC has a law that human and civil rights can not be put up for a vote, this is the way it should be in the rest of the country. Why do you want to be able to vote on other peoples lives? Why is it that you are so cruel?
0	josh hutcherson hints at more 'hunger games' movies
1	world wildlife fund now just trying to get few nice photos of every species for posterity
0	theory versus truth
1	kerry takes frustration out on lobster
1	white house insists it won't dictate the manner in which kavanaugh exonerated
1	retired factory worker had no idea earnings from '50s would have to support 3 generations of family
1	posthumously recorded bob dylan album receives rave reviews
0	jeb bush may be the most awkward 2016 candidate
1	detective trying to get into mind of litterer
0	this 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real
1	report: most small businesses fail in first 6 hours of being on fire
1	study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to radiator
0	Is the Ammo Shortage the Result of a Government Conspiracy or an NRA Marketing Campaign?
0	six ways to support opposition in turkey
0	what gop hopefuls think of tom cotton's iran bombing claim
1	another friends star to appear in another big-screen bomb
0	Well memory is NOT something that is immaterial is it. Its always implemented in the form of material processes well known to biochemistry. Metabolism, ion flows, neuron activity and interconnections, along with potentiation of those connections into networks.Free-will of course is what we call the experience of our choices being not wholly determined by external states alone. By no means does that exclude the fact that our internal states (of which we are largely ignorant) also play a role. The autonomy arises from the operation of the brain and those internal states. Again a purely materialist explanation. And there is no evidence of anything other than material processes in the experience of free-will. In other words neither memory nor free-will require a non-materialist viewpoint.
0	pope francis visits a troubled, overcrowded prison in philadelphia
0	Not this time. That was the previous attempt by the good people of Kansas.
0	meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement
0	as yahoo roils, martha nelson stays focused on media
1	fire hydrant blows load all over hot neighborhood kids
1	woman can't wait to get home and take off uncomfortable persona
0	5 lessons i've learned raising a boy
1	father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock
0	it's been 60 years and we're still failing
0	Great. Then define information. If it is unseen, how do you know that it didn't increase. Isn't it necessary that there should be a way to quantify informatiion before you can make claims as to whether it has or has not increased? Again, evolution doesn't account for the origin of life, only the origin of the changes in the heritable characteristics that are observed in populations of living organisms.
1	bill clinton waiting until after primaries to endorse candidate
1	You know what I find amusing here...your entire argument revolves around how it will affect your wallet. Forget about the lives of the people who are denied rights in this country that you take forgranted. That is the true christian-American spirit isn't it? Oh how proud our forefathers would be if they could see us now...oh wait...most of them owned people...nevermind.
0	Yes, it is, and I'll gladly excuse his grammar compared to my zero ability in Hungarian.
0	This makes more sense then anything else I've heard on this thread.
1	Oh . . . please be gentle with me. Whew! :p
0	pondering religion's absence as son turns 13
0	cities in this state have the worst smog
1	advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic
0	the selfie girls everyone mocked use their fame for good
1	syrian rebels, government think it's about time to call syria a day
0	the clinton campaign is in 'the barrel.' they have a plan to get out.
0	will smith shooting scene witness shocked by alleged shooter cardell hayes' calm behavior
0	the fallen served for our freedom
0	Well, their cash cow dried up and even Toby Hoover is going to have to get a new gig. No matter how many times these dire warnings were given they just never came to pass and over 2/3rds of the people are wise to them now and they have lost any credibility at all. Folks all over are now standing up demanding their rights and the left has expended both it's money and political and emotional capital. Stick a fork in them Lucy, they are done emoticonXHoho
0	three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful, from jill abramson (video)
0	sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac
0	You're thinking is right on, sinjin. Although it's kinda hush-hush, it has been determined (especially in the more charismatic churches) that when one "goes further" in religion the other feels alienated and problems/troubles that probably would have never risen in their relationship oozes out. A new circle of friends emerge which make the one that is “left behind” feel closed out and closed off. Arguments then seem to erupt daily and most of it over who is doing the “right thing” according to that religion, followed all too often by divorce.
0	it's the horrifying tale of the drunk girl who won't stop partying
0	changing residency standards attack student voters
0	this teacher remixes rap songs like 'bad and boujee' to teach history lessons
1	report: more americans forced to sell gold pocket watch in order to afford set of fine combs for wife
1	So why is this killing in DC on the news, when so many previous ones were ignored and treated like they didn't exist? Didn't the report say the police recovered a so called "assault rifle" from the suspects? Something that's supposed to be banned under current DC laws? Aren't magazines above 10 rounds also banned? How'd this killing happen if these two features are completely banned within DC and not available to anyone there?
1	grandson's jigsaw puzzle strategy fucking pathetic
1	Sing, goddess, of Achilles ruinous anger Which brought ten thousand pains to the Achaeans, And cast the souls of many stalwart heroes To Hades, and their bodies to the dogs And birds of prey." "Nothing can be revoked or said in vain nor unfulfilled if I should nod my head. Since you use quotes from old books to back up your claims, I will too. Here's some from Zeus-The Iliad. What??! I'm not making any sense. hmm.
0	15 times adele made you lol hard
0	helping ukraine: how?
0	world's largest polluters set to meet by rising sea. will climate come up?
1	first date in six months to be last date in six years
0	thanksgiving in a can: retro faves have long shelf life
1	fed admits up until now u.s. has just been coasting off money from 'avatar'
1	dixie donates $5 million in clean drinking cups to drought-ravaged southern africa
1	minnie driver optioned by harrison ford
0	sean spicer finally calls it quits after 6 months of humiliations
0	freyda miller: words and deeds
1	guantanamo bay begins construction on senior care wing
0	this is how it feels to lose a gutsy nfl game
1	So who do you hold responsible for forcing people to stay at the convention center to die? Lemme guess. Should they be held criminally negligent? I'm sure the "bipartisan" commission will find out who is responsible and hold them accountable.
1	Sounds like I got the better deal. Maybe you should have held your pre-printed sign higher so the cameras could read ALL of it. ;)
1	Maybe you aren't aware, but something that hasn't happend but has a possibility or probability of happening is potential, so the word is accurate to describe it. And since I'm sure Steeeeve (the dictionary worshipper) will step in, here is the definition:
0	I've been around the creationist/science discussions for a number of years, about 20 or so. The "you believe in evolution" argument has been around for at least that long. In my experience it has been a waste of breath to try to convince creationists that I don't believe in evolution any more than they do. As I recall, the argument was even presented in a court case back in the late 60s, or maybe it was the early 80s. I could be wrong. I'll have to check on that.
0	this union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers
1	Son, It is a them not a his :P cough spellcheck cough on edit Yes they rock! Dont forget where you go that cd :) your old mom emoticonXWow
1	convulsing teen bleeding from eyes, nose thinks he can feel the synthetic weed kicking in
0	mike boggs' record catches up to him
1	guard gives death row inmate every chance to end life before they try new execution drug on him
0	another mass shooting and more prayers. america has officially given up.
1	local play well-attended by friends, family
0	cruz calls trump 'serial philanderer' and 'pathological liar' in blistering attack
0	we could see michelle obama in all of these designs
1	fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony
0	refugee blues
0	hannity rips jimmy kimmel in off-the-rails feud as 'twisted, creepy weirdo"
0	australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says
1	kennedy space center displays suit worn by buzz aldrin while lobbying for nasa funding
0	gabby giffords endorses hillary clinton for president
1	sullen jeff sessions scrolls through minority incarceration statistics to cheer self up
0	why human rights matter: u.s. should promote, not impose, liberty
1	u.s. military defends controversial decision to test kilauea volcano on hawaiian civilians
0	man snaps selfie with a python. the snake snapped back, unsurprisingly.
0	can you survive five days on the amazon?
0	trump caps off infrastructure week by stoking a mideast crisis
0	rubio launches new lines of attack against christie
0	exclusive: bet responds after coming under fire from journalists and publicists
1	rudy giuliani suddenly realizes he's been grinning during entire 9/11 ceremony
1	palestinians prepare for massive ground invasion

0

the consumer financial protection bureau: a government agency for promoting growth

1

report: america still world leader in manufacturing excuses

0

14 snapshots that summed up parenthood in 2014

1

nigel farage dies of milkshake wounds

1

ted cruz stuck in nosebleed seats at senate campaign rally

1

obama sleeping with louisville slugger under bed now

0

police officer who killed unarmed motorist cleared of all charges

0

DC has a law that human and civil rights can not be put up for a vote, this is the way it should be in the rest of the country. Why do you want to be able to vote on other peoples lives? Why is it that you are so cruel?

0

josh hutcherson hints at more 'hunger games' movies

1

world wildlife fund now just trying to get few nice photos of every species for posterity

0

theory versus truth

1

kerry takes frustration out on lobster

1

white house insists it won't dictate the manner in which kavanaugh exonerated

1

retired factory worker had no idea earnings from '50s would have to support 3 generations of family

1

posthumously recorded bob dylan album receives rave reviews

0

jeb bush may be the most awkward 2016 candidate

1

detective trying to get into mind of litterer

0

this 'bachelorette' fight about what engagement means is too real

1

report: most small businesses fail in first 6 hours of being on fire

1

study finds college still more worthwhile than spending 4 years chained to radiator

0

Is the Ammo Shortage the Result of a Government Conspiracy or an NRA Marketing Campaign?

0

six ways to support opposition in turkey

0

what gop hopefuls think of tom cotton's iran bombing claim

1

another friends star to appear in another big-screen bomb

0

Well memory is NOT something that is immaterial is it. Its always implemented in the form of material processes well known to biochemistry. Metabolism, ion flows, neuron activity and interconnections, along with potentiation of those connections into networks.Free-will of course is what we call the experience of our choices being not wholly determined by external states alone. By no means does that exclude the fact that our internal states (of which we are largely ignorant) also play a role. The autonomy arises from the operation of the brain and those internal states. Again a purely materialist explanation. And there is no evidence of anything other than material processes in the experience of free-will. In other words neither memory nor free-will require a non-materialist viewpoint.

0

pope francis visits a troubled, overcrowded prison in philadelphia

0

Not this time. That was the previous attempt by the good people of Kansas.

0

meet the megadonor behind the lgbtq rights movement

0

as yahoo roils, martha nelson stays focused on media

1

fire hydrant blows load all over hot neighborhood kids

1

woman can't wait to get home and take off uncomfortable persona

0

5 lessons i've learned raising a boy

1

father doesn't understand teenage son's obsession with classic rock

0

it's been 60 years and we're still failing

0

Great. Then define information. If it is unseen, how do you know that it didn't increase. Isn't it necessary that there should be a way to quantify informatiion before you can make claims as to whether it has or has not increased? Again, evolution doesn't account for the origin of life, only the origin of the changes in the heritable characteristics that are observed in populations of living organisms.

1

bill clinton waiting until after primaries to endorse candidate

1

You know what I find amusing here...your entire argument revolves around how it will affect your wallet. Forget about the lives of the people who are denied rights in this country that you take forgranted. That is the true christian-American spirit isn't it? Oh how proud our forefathers would be if they could see us now...oh wait...most of them owned people...nevermind.

0

Yes, it is, and I'll gladly excuse his grammar compared to my zero ability in Hungarian.

0

This makes more sense then anything else I've heard on this thread.

1

Oh . . . please be gentle with me. Whew! :p

0

pondering religion's absence as son turns 13

0

cities in this state have the worst smog

1

advertising executive gets in touch with inner-child demographic

0

the selfie girls everyone mocked use their fame for good

1

syrian rebels, government think it's about time to call syria a day

0

the clinton campaign is in 'the barrel.' they have a plan to get out.

0

will smith shooting scene witness shocked by alleged shooter cardell hayes' calm behavior

0

the fallen served for our freedom

0

Well, their cash cow dried up and even Toby Hoover is going to have to get a new gig. No matter how many times these dire warnings were given they just never came to pass and over 2/3rds of the people are wise to them now and they have lost any credibility at all. Folks all over are now standing up demanding their rights and the left has expended both it's money and political and emotional capital. Stick a fork in them Lucy, they are done emoticonXHoho

0

three qualities a woman should possess to be powerful, from jill abramson (video)

0

sarah palin gave a very un-sarah palin speech at cpac

0

You're thinking is right on, sinjin. Although it's kinda hush-hush, it has been determined (especially in the more charismatic churches) that when one "goes further" in religion the other feels alienated and problems/troubles that probably would have never risen in their relationship oozes out. A new circle of friends emerge which make the one that is “left behind” feel closed out and closed off. Arguments then seem to erupt daily and most of it over who is doing the “right thing” according to that religion, followed all too often by divorce.

0

it's the horrifying tale of the drunk girl who won't stop partying

0

changing residency standards attack student voters

0

this teacher remixes rap songs like 'bad and boujee' to teach history lessons

1

report: more americans forced to sell gold pocket watch in order to afford set of fine combs for wife

1

So why is this killing in DC on the news, when so many previous ones were ignored and treated like they didn't exist? Didn't the report say the police recovered a so called "assault rifle" from the suspects? Something that's supposed to be banned under current DC laws? Aren't magazines above 10 rounds also banned? How'd this killing happen if these two features are completely banned within DC and not available to anyone there?

1

grandson's jigsaw puzzle strategy fucking pathetic

1

Sing, goddess, of Achilles ruinous anger Which brought ten thousand pains to the Achaeans, And cast the souls of many stalwart heroes To Hades, and their bodies to the dogs And birds of prey." "Nothing can be revoked or said in vain nor unfulfilled if I should nod my head. Since you use quotes from old books to back up your claims, I will too. Here's some from Zeus-The Iliad. What??! I'm not making any sense. hmm.

0

15 times adele made you lol hard

0

helping ukraine: how?

0

world's largest polluters set to meet by rising sea. will climate come up?

1

first date in six months to be last date in six years

0

thanksgiving in a can: retro faves have long shelf life

1

fed admits up until now u.s. has just been coasting off money from 'avatar'

1

dixie donates $5 million in clean drinking cups to drought-ravaged southern africa

1

minnie driver optioned by harrison ford

0

sean spicer finally calls it quits after 6 months of humiliations

0

freyda miller: words and deeds

1

guantanamo bay begins construction on senior care wing

0

this is how it feels to lose a gutsy nfl game

1

So who do you hold responsible for forcing people to stay at the convention center to die? Lemme guess. Should they be held criminally negligent? I'm sure the "bipartisan" commission will find out who is responsible and hold them accountable.

1

Sounds like I got the better deal. Maybe you should have held your pre-printed sign higher so the cameras could read ALL of it. ;)

1

Maybe you aren't aware, but something that hasn't happend but has a possibility or probability of happening is potential, so the word is accurate to describe it. And since I'm sure Steeeeve (the dictionary worshipper) will step in, here is the definition:

0

I've been around the creationist/science discussions for a number of years, about 20 or so. The "you believe in evolution" argument has been around for at least that long. In my experience it has been a waste of breath to try to convince creationists that I don't believe in evolution any more than they do. As I recall, the argument was even presented in a court case back in the late 60s, or maybe it was the early 80s. I could be wrong. I'll have to check on that.

0

this union is spending big with hopes of improving the plight of low-wage workers

1

Son, It is a them not a his :P *cough* spellcheck *cough* on edit Yes they rock! Dont forget where you go that cd :) your old mom emoticonXWow

1

convulsing teen bleeding from eyes, nose thinks he can feel the synthetic weed kicking in

0

mike boggs' record catches up to him

1

guard gives death row inmate every chance to end life before they try new execution drug on him

0

another mass shooting and more prayers. america has officially given up.

1

local play well-attended by friends, family

0

cruz calls trump 'serial philanderer' and 'pathological liar' in blistering attack

0

we could see michelle obama in all of these designs

1

fucking oasis to probably be worked into olympics opening ceremony

0

refugee blues

0

hannity rips jimmy kimmel in off-the-rails feud as 'twisted, creepy weirdo"

0

australia is responsible for immigrant children suffering in detention, un investigator says

1

kennedy space center displays suit worn by buzz aldrin while lobbying for nasa funding

0

gabby giffords endorses hillary clinton for president

1

sullen jeff sessions scrolls through minority incarceration statistics to cheer self up

0

why human rights matter: u.s. should promote, not impose, liberty

1

u.s. military defends controversial decision to test kilauea volcano on hawaiian civilians

0

man snaps selfie with a python. the snake snapped back, unsurprisingly.

0

can you survive five days on the amazon?

0

trump caps off infrastructure week by stoking a mideast crisis

0

rubio launches new lines of attack against christie

0

exclusive: bet responds after coming under fire from journalists and publicists

1

rudy giuliani suddenly realizes he's been grinning during entire 9/11 ceremony

1

palestinians prepare for massive ground invasion