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1	Which ones? Ineffective how? I'd guess the laws weren't struck down simply because too many people broke them.
1	author accepts award on ghostwriters' behalf
0	Only when it is anti-intellecutal relgion, such as those YEC's. Most relgiions are much more reasonable.
0	trump announces paris accord decision with ... is that jazz music?
0	congress finally passes bipartisan legislation to address opioid epidemic
1	family unsure why grandmother's caregiver seems like he actually enjoys spending time with her
0	peter dinklage meets the world's worst 'game of thrones' fan in 'saturday night live' promo
1	14-hour labor not exactly cakewalk for baby sticking halfway out mother's vagina either
0	noah cyrus makes her late-night debut belting out 'make me (cry)'
0	underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app
0	distributor will not release new louis c.k. film after sexual misconduct report
0	jury awards ex-employee of roscoe's chicken n' waffles $1.6m in race discrimination suit
0	this is why you shouldn't go to the circus
1	man with eye patch in town for...business
1	cnn panelists warn north korea situation way too complex for them to discuss intelligently
0	5 disturbing statements by the cop who shot philando castile
0	the warped environmentalism of america's biggest industrial meat producer
1	Thanks god we sorted that out! I mean, the whole South America - Africa thing is just a coincidence right? Right?
1	man born to party dies partying
0	what miles teller wishes he could tell people about 'fantastic four'
0	firefighter loses home to fire days after he receives racist threat
1	dad holds best buy salesman's feet to fire with question about hdtv compatibility
0	princeton students protest protesters
0	margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?
0	I don't know if we can be as accurate as a couple of million years, but I agree that the age of the earth is just right for supporting man.
1	Your absolutely right. I am unsure of the point of this thread entirely. Is it just like fishing for responses on what our notions are or are you trying to learn something for yourself in which case I would say personal research is better than online forums. Cool coincidence
0	'the huffpost show' takes on: loretta lynch stalemate
0	syria, russia pound rebel-held aleppo but advances halt
0	britain to send 125 military advisers to iraq, says david cameron
0	laura jane grace talks with fan about transphobic assault in the punk community
1	tesla posts massive first quarter loss after self-driving car absconds with $702 million in cash
0	why uber should hire a woman ceo
1	party guest figures bedroom dresser probably where host wants everyone to leave empty cans
1	officials unveil plan to convert underused senate chamber into storage facility
0	brexit: a cousin of trumpism? a distant cousin of fascism?
1	And here the assi once again refuses to respond to a valid post as he personally insults a member who shows more intelligence and wisdom than he does in every post COBHC writes. And this coming from a guy who is barely out of his teens himself. Hypocrite much assipiter? emoticonXRolleyes
1	paul ryan discovers half-finished escape tunnel leading out of speaker's office
1	No, I for one dislike your posts because I know you intentionally write irrational posts to help support your religious cause. Just for the record montalban, basically every single legitimate scientist is "pro-evolution". Creation theory is not taught in public schools, not by chance, but because...gasp it's RELIGIOUS MUMBO JUMBO. There is no evidence to support it. Creation fiction has made no progress with it's "faith-based" (lackofevidence) with rational people. And I'll also say that I'd welcome ad hominem over irrational thinking any day. Ad hominem is just a lack of patience, or someone who doesn't care to hide their emotion or opinion. Irrational thinking on the other hand is often only cured by death. Someone guilty of ad hominem can still hold a rational debate. The irrational..well, why bother? -Mach
1	WND is not some guy on the internet who is 30 years old and has only had summer jobs on his resume.
1	cnn holds panel discussion to determine if there race problem in america
0	gop plan to avoid september shutdown: we'll get back to you later
0	And how does this compare to your ideas on artificial selection?
1	Yes, because atheists love it when New Orleans gets drowned in water and thousands die. Hell, I know I'm throwing a party tonight, going to get my atheist friends over, and my pagan brothers to. Maybe a couple of beers, some dogs on the grill, all topped off with us ******* on a crucifex. Grow up.
1	mike pence has long heart-to-heart with staffer who came to work with coffee on breath
1	area man incapable of making plans without excitedly rubbing palms together
1	pope francis asks congregation if it's okay if they do a low-key easter this year
1	Er . . . how do you know that god hasn't told anyone to kill enmasse (in the last 2000 years)? Does he run all his orders by you?
0	a childless woman's response to 'you're missing out'
1	gap debuts new line of children's sweaters to clutch to chest when son goes missing
1	tearful meghan mccain opens up about father's dying wish that she be given her own daytime talk show
0	pregnancy isn't always pretty
1	pilot informs passengers they will be rerouting to avoid scary cloud that looks like shark
0	walking away from the game: a higher calling or just over it?
1	microsoft signs justice dept. attorney to $350 million endorsement deal
1	10-year-old shocked woman from 'guinness book' who can pop her eyes out not a millionaire
0	mexican man says 19-inch penis is destroying his life
0	batboy who died in tragic accident remembered
0	5 reasons trump's mika tweets are even worse than you think
1	bush's approval rating of other americans also at all-time low
0	these were the hottest baby names of 2017
1	You've said this on other forums as well: you don't have $10,000. You're only making a fool of yourself.
1	domino's surprises customer with nice steak dinner
0	putin under fire over ukraine at g-20 summit
0	celebrities send love to london with touching social media messages
0	I'm not against concealed carry in principle but open carry seems silly to me. I smell posers.
1	single fat kid takes 50 years off jungle gym's life
1	art experts confirm guggenheim museum a forgery
1	stick shift bragged about
1	Sounds like Phunting would have made a good German in the 1930s.
1	Your correct the research is sound and the conclusions are accurate. I am impressed you came to this conclusion without even reading it.
0	scottish leader demands new referendum on independence
0	obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year
0	this hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut
0	Actually, they didn't. The whole tragedy was caused by gun control. If even one student was packing when that occured, 33 lives could have been saved. But no, more victims of botched laws and corrupt politicians.
1	obama's record-breaking fundraising effort bankrupting npr, world wildlife fund, aclu
0	a progressive vision for the fbi
0	obama hosts annual ramadan iftar dinner at the white house
0	breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast
0	i think shortej is not a creationist. he/she never said so, and started off by saying he/she accepts evolution and maintains her catholic beliefs. (i have a hunch its "she")
1	ride mis-pimped
1	gratitude for thank-you note plunges friends into inescapable appreciation spiral
0	hundreds of thousands on precipice of losing everything, yet no one seems to care?
1	I believe suicide is murder, no matter how you look at it. It's already illegal, and if you do it, then chances are you're either taking PCP or are mentally unstable.
1	Just to be pedantic, a better analogy would be: "If you are here, why do you have brothers and sisters?"
0	amazon pulls racist 'slavery gets s**t done' products from website
1	nation celebrates awkward 'take your illegitimate daughter to work' day
0	this 'jaws' analogy did not end well for mike huckabee
1	pope francis pardons those who dodged the draft during crusades
1	motion picture academy releases complete list of films that can be enjoyed without supporting sexual predator
1	new study finds best way to determine if you are android still cutting open forearm to reveal circuitry within
1	all the good sentiments on 'get well soon' card already taken
1	super bowl stadium solemnly stands, places hands over heart for maroon 5 halftime show
0	no, not trump, not ever
0	on alan turing, me and my son
1	transportation secretary calls for $200 billion in funding to repair nation's rickety wooden bridges
0	why is egypt prosecuting human rights defenders?
1	knife-throwing, plate-spinning congressman dominates newscasts
0	plus-size holiday fashion: tutus, sequins, and standing out
1	civil unrest in sierra leone concerns npr listener
0	this election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer

1

Which ones? Ineffective how? I'd guess the laws weren't struck down simply because too many people broke them.

1

author accepts award on ghostwriters' behalf

0

Only when it is anti-intellecutal relgion, such as those YEC's. Most relgiions are much more reasonable.

0

trump announces paris accord decision with ... is that jazz music?

0

congress finally passes bipartisan legislation to address opioid epidemic

1

family unsure why grandmother's caregiver seems like he actually enjoys spending time with her

0

peter dinklage meets the world's worst 'game of thrones' fan in 'saturday night live' promo

1

14-hour labor not exactly cakewalk for baby sticking halfway out mother's vagina either

0

noah cyrus makes her late-night debut belting out 'make me (cry)'

0

underserved kids learn a year's worth of math in 6 weeks, thanks to new app

0

distributor will not release new louis c.k. film after sexual misconduct report

0

jury awards ex-employee of roscoe's chicken n' waffles $1.6m in race discrimination suit

0

this is why you shouldn't go to the circus

1

man with eye patch in town for...business

1

cnn panelists warn north korea situation way too complex for them to discuss intelligently

0

5 disturbing statements by the cop who shot philando castile

0

the warped environmentalism of america's biggest industrial meat producer

1

Thanks god we sorted that out! I mean, the whole South America - Africa thing is just a coincidence right? Right?

1

man born to party dies partying

0

what miles teller wishes he could tell people about 'fantastic four'

0

firefighter loses home to fire days after he receives racist threat

1

dad holds best buy salesman's feet to fire with question about hdtv compatibility

0

princeton students protest protesters

0

margarita murillo: another victim of neoliberalism in honduras?

0

I don't know if we can be as accurate as a couple of million years, but I agree that the age of the earth is just right for supporting man.

1

Your absolutely right. I am unsure of the point of this thread entirely. Is it just like fishing for responses on what our notions are or are you trying to learn something for yourself in which case I would say personal research is better than online forums. Cool coincidence

0

'the huffpost show' takes on: loretta lynch stalemate

0

syria, russia pound rebel-held aleppo but advances halt

0

britain to send 125 military advisers to iraq, says david cameron

0

laura jane grace talks with fan about transphobic assault in the punk community

1

tesla posts massive first quarter loss after self-driving car absconds with $702 million in cash

0

why uber should hire a woman ceo

1

party guest figures bedroom dresser probably where host wants everyone to leave empty cans

1

officials unveil plan to convert underused senate chamber into storage facility

0

brexit: a cousin of trumpism? a distant cousin of fascism?

1

And here the assi once again refuses to respond to a valid post as he personally insults a member who shows more intelligence and wisdom than he does in every post COBHC writes. And this coming from a guy who is barely out of his teens himself. Hypocrite much assipiter? emoticonXRolleyes

1

paul ryan discovers half-finished escape tunnel leading out of speaker's office

1

No, I for one dislike your posts because I know you intentionally write irrational posts to help support your religious cause. Just for the record montalban, basically every single legitimate scientist is "pro-evolution". Creation theory is not taught in public schools, not by chance, but because...*gasp* it's RELIGIOUS MUMBO JUMBO. There is no evidence to support it. Creation fiction has made no progress with it's "faith-based" (lackofevidence) with rational people. And I'll also say that I'd welcome ad hominem over irrational thinking any day. Ad hominem is just a lack of patience, or someone who doesn't care to hide their emotion or opinion. Irrational thinking on the other hand is often only cured by death. Someone guilty of ad hominem can still hold a rational debate. The irrational..well, why bother? -Mach

1

WND is not some guy on the internet who is 30 years old and has only had summer jobs on his resume.

1

cnn holds panel discussion to determine if there race problem in america

0

gop plan to avoid september shutdown: we'll get back to you later

0

And how does this compare to your ideas on artificial selection?

1

Yes, because atheists love it when New Orleans gets drowned in water and thousands die. Hell, I know I'm throwing a party tonight, going to get my atheist friends over, and my pagan brothers to. Maybe a couple of beers, some dogs on the grill, all topped off with us ******* on a crucifex. Grow up.

1

mike pence has long heart-to-heart with staffer who came to work with coffee on breath

1

area man incapable of making plans without excitedly rubbing palms together

1

pope francis asks congregation if it's okay if they do a low-key easter this year

1

Er . . . how do you know that god hasn't told anyone to kill enmasse (in the last 2000 years)? Does he run all his orders by you?

0

a childless woman's response to 'you're missing out'

1

gap debuts new line of children's sweaters to clutch to chest when son goes missing

1

tearful meghan mccain opens up about father's dying wish that she be given her own daytime talk show

0

pregnancy isn't always pretty

1

pilot informs passengers they will be rerouting to avoid scary cloud that looks like shark

0

walking away from the game: a higher calling or just over it?

1

microsoft signs justice dept. attorney to $350 million endorsement deal

1

10-year-old shocked woman from 'guinness book' who can pop her eyes out not a millionaire

0

mexican man says 19-inch penis is destroying his life

0

batboy who died in tragic accident remembered

0

5 reasons trump's mika tweets are even worse than you think

1

bush's approval rating of other americans also at all-time low

0

these were the hottest baby names of 2017

1

You've said this on other forums as well: you don't have $10,000. You're only making a fool of yourself.

1

domino's surprises customer with nice steak dinner

0

putin under fire over ukraine at g-20 summit

0

celebrities send love to london with touching social media messages

0

I'm not against concealed carry in principle but open carry seems silly to me. I smell posers.

1

single fat kid takes 50 years off jungle gym's life

1

art experts confirm guggenheim museum a forgery

1

stick shift bragged about

1

Sounds like Phunting would have made a good German in the 1930s.

1

Your correct the research is sound and the conclusions are accurate. I am impressed you came to this conclusion without even reading it.

0

scottish leader demands new referendum on independence

0

obama encourages staff to 'stay on offense' in final year

0

this hotel offers the ultimate in sweet dreams: a 10-pound doughnut

0

Actually, they didn't. The whole tragedy was caused by gun control. If even one student was packing when that occured, 33 lives could have been saved. But no, more victims of botched laws and corrupt politicians.

1

obama's record-breaking fundraising effort bankrupting npr, world wildlife fund, aclu

0

a progressive vision for the fbi

0

obama hosts annual ramadan iftar dinner at the white house

0

breaking: israelites in sinai suddenly achieve freedom from pharaoh -- good times forecast

0

i think shortej is not a creationist. he/she never said so, and started off by saying he/she accepts evolution and maintains her catholic beliefs. (i have a hunch its "she")

1

ride mis-pimped

1

gratitude for thank-you note plunges friends into inescapable appreciation spiral

0

hundreds of thousands on precipice of losing everything, yet no one seems to care?

1

I believe suicide is murder, no matter how you look at it. It's already illegal, and if you do it, then chances are you're either taking PCP or are mentally unstable.

1

Just to be pedantic, a better analogy would be: "If you are here, why do you have brothers and sisters?"

0

amazon pulls racist 'slavery gets s**t done' products from website

1

nation celebrates awkward 'take your illegitimate daughter to work' day

0

this 'jaws' analogy did not end well for mike huckabee

1

pope francis pardons those who dodged the draft during crusades

1

motion picture academy releases complete list of films that can be enjoyed without supporting sexual predator

1

new study finds best way to determine if you are android still cutting open forearm to reveal circuitry within

1

all the good sentiments on 'get well soon' card already taken

1

super bowl stadium solemnly stands, places hands over heart for maroon 5 halftime show

0

no, not trump, not ever

0

on alan turing, me and my son

1

transportation secretary calls for $200 billion in funding to repair nation's rickety wooden bridges

0

why is egypt prosecuting human rights defenders?

1

knife-throwing, plate-spinning congressman dominates newscasts

0

plus-size holiday fashion: tutus, sequins, and standing out

1

civil unrest in sierra leone concerns npr listener

0

this election year's darwin award goes to the folks behind this political mailer