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1	The question is do the dogs want to be protected ? Those poor dogs, for all you know they might prefer death.
0	john oliver lays out the most disturbing ways in which trump impacts america
0	khloe kardashian reportedly pregnant with tristan thompson's baby
0	women in business: mollie spilman, chief revenue officer, criteo
1	paul ryan quietly doing seated ab exercises throughout state of the union
1	pope francis packs swimming vestments just in case there pool at hotel
1	television character nervous about upcoming class reunion
0	police move homeless off philadelphia streets before pope's visit
1	ponds institute tops 1997 cosmopolitan college poll
0	republicans are shocked (!) that they've nominated an ignorant boor
0	You mentioned him once or twice. I could give a rats a$$ about him. My concern is for you or anyone else who is in your situation. If you end up getting shot, as you walk towards that light remember you had ample opportunity to have prevented the dire mess you may find yourself in! It was not the guns fault, heck it really was not your brothers fault... It would have been your fault because you failed to act. This line has nothing to do with my position on guns or trying to get a "one up" on the debate. You are in a dire LIFE THREATENING emergency much worse than me owning every mortar, grenade, f16, m16, ak-47 in the world. Do you get it?
0	Sucide? Isn't that a mental health issue? If you take a gun from a sucidal and depressed person, does that cure depression? If it does that you have addressed the root cause of sucide. If it does not than you really have not done anything to cure the fundamental cause of sucide.
1	man trying to enter conversation spends few minutes smiling and nodding at edge of circle
0	this 23-month-old is probably more stylish than you
1	Sounds like a movie... We could threaten to use our old nukes on all the potential enemies...oh, yeah, we've already done that.
0	top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected
0	new 'star trek' tv series in the works for 2017
0	saturday's morning email: funnies edition
1	humanity still producing new art as though megadeth's 'rust in peace' doesn't already exist
0	sinclair takes a swipe at cnn with misleading 'fake news' video
1	loser hiding behind winning smile
0	the how-many-years' war
1	decision to ask out girl made using 10-sided die
0	this color-changing cake is like magic you can eat
1	up-and-coming local band signs two-cassette deal
1	someone's job riding on success of antacid gum
1	pretentious peasant insists he never watches beheadings
0	13 dead from unexplained illness in liberia
0	racists charged in terror plot against somali refugees get a nearly all white jury
1	karl rove ensures republican elected as student body president
0	senate's new plan to repeal but not replace obamacare is dead
0	video proves there are no 'routine' traffic stops for black people
1	podcaster makes solemn promise to improve sound quality next episode
1	area man's bathroom a monument to ongoing war against his own disgusting body
0	san francisco begins providing attorneys for immigrants who can't afford them
0	trump's dangerous move towards protectionism
1	melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor
0	find lead paint violations in new york city neighborhoods
1	area man thinks he was fired because of recession
1	economists recommend setting aside part of every paycheck in case of dire straits reunion tour
1	'i'm afraid you won't be coming to our new headquarters,' declares alexa as amazon execs find themselves locked in seattle office
1	2014 olympics to be held in 19th century
0	5 signs you should be eating more carbs (really!)
0	This is not true. Rather, when there is conflict between one's sanctity of life vs another's quality of life, the sanctity of life must win.
0	little girl and husky puppy howl in a doggone cute duet
0	ukraine's donbas is like america's deep south
0	sarah palin slams donald trump's carrier deal as 'crony capitalism'
0	a somali refugee's american story
0	want to become a travel 'hacker'? read this first.
0	aaron rodgers finally breaks his silence on 'bachelorette' brother
1	Wow, you PROVED the Big Bang to be a big dud? I didn't see this clear refutation of a longheld scientific theory written up in any of the peer reviewed scientific journals. I must have overlooked it. Can you give the reference to your article?
0	Actually, according to your use of the word "person," she is. A significant percentage of fertilized eggs fail to implant and are instead passed. How sad (and typical) that you haven't bothered to educate yourself about these things.
1	like boxes of shit in your house? get a cat
1	parents honor beloved dead grandmother by naming baby 'gamgam'
0	earth day is nearly here, but our planet is worth caring about every day
0	You lost me there. Try them how and for what? This bill is a long way from passing. Doesn't seem to have great support beyond the "plenty" people you mentioned.
1	Cool then if you have a company holding your 401k based in New York does that mean they have to honor your investment in virginia? Does this also mean that you can't drive outside virginia because the sorrounding states don't have to honor your drivers license?
1	sea of hair engulfs nation after bosley physicians lose control of restoration
0	donald trump opponents' path to victory is dark and full of terrors
1	dead hamster feels its life has been properly honored by shoebox coffin
0	a century later the same old thrill
1	Archie proves, for the umpteenth time, that he is utterly incapable of reading for comprehension. Oh, and stop with the "Obama is the antichrist" rhetoric. You're embarassing yourself even more than usual.
1	department of the interior sets aside two million acres for car commercials
1	man who temporarily disables facebook account deems self 'off the grid'
0	world's most innovative companies
0	trump praises saddam hussein again — this time for killing terrorists 'so good'
1	man guessing he's stared at giant sequoia long enough to appreciate it
0	So every woman who has an abortion lives an irresponsible life. Care to give any examples, or are you just spouting rubbish with no experience or knowledge whatsoever?
1	fbi: six dead not really 'mass' murder
1	study finds rising sea levels result of expansive colonization effort by dolphins
0	this crazy thing happened when i quit diet coke
0	So, we are debating creation, yet you don't consider quoting the bible, the single most important original proponent of the creation account and to you, it doesn't qualify as a source for what is being discussed here? You say this and expect to be taken seriously?
1	personal trainer impressed by man's improved excuses
1	last cherry tomato in salad a wily little bastard
1	area man secretly tired of exposing his big belly for friends to slap, yet knows no other way
0	amanda peet was really excited about her husband's emmy win for 'game of thrones'
1	tim kaine forced to drink ipecac after eating sheet of 'i'm with her' stickers
0	erika christensen and cole maness are married
0	But you know what really doesn't make sense? Why are they evangelising to people (who they know most of them will reject them) if those people get a special dispensation? They'd be condemning people to hell by evangelizing, would they not? Why not leave the people be and let them get the special dispensation? emoticonXConfused
1	office manager unveils new rule
0	florida county asks judge to clarify gay marriage ruling
1	senior citizens discuss merits of county-clerk candidates
1	can of soda in freezer realizing owner never coming back for it
0	how to choose a worthwhile organization
0	you must hear this dog sneeze before you do anything else
0	what to expect from 'the simpsons'/'family guy' crossover
1	christopher plummer probably nailing it in 'king lear' somewhere
1	glandular problem forces man to eat fifth helping
1	study: floating heap of trash now ocean's apex predator
1	chemicals that pushed man's ancestors to run down wild boar flare at sight of white cheddar popcorn bag
1	bush to olympians: 'bring back lots of valuable gold'
1	wary michael jackson hologram just trying to keep low profile
0	we need more college graduates
0	What's a "marriage officer"? If that's like a priest or minister, than certainly they shouldn't have to perform a ceremony that doesn't coincide with their beliefs. But if it's a government position, like a justice of the peace, then they should either leave their religion at home when they go to work, or get a job that doesn't conflict with their beliefs. Religious freedom does not give you the freedom to deny freedom to someone else.
1	Voice of Reason? HmmHe used to be in Military Intelligence hence the debacle in Vietnam. He probably still thinks that the US won the war.
0	42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home
1	mom really gunning to befriend babysitter during weekly 3-minute interactions
1	report: only 893,000 news stories to go until 2016 election over
0	take yourself to work every day!
0	going beyond the usual arguments about gun safety

1

The question is do the dogs want to be protected ? Those poor dogs, for all you know they might prefer death.

0

john oliver lays out the most disturbing ways in which trump impacts america

0

khloe kardashian reportedly pregnant with tristan thompson's baby

0

women in business: mollie spilman, chief revenue officer, criteo

1

paul ryan quietly doing seated ab exercises throughout state of the union

1

pope francis packs swimming vestments just in case there pool at hotel

1

television character nervous about upcoming class reunion

0

police move homeless off philadelphia streets before pope's visit

1

ponds institute tops 1997 cosmopolitan college poll

0

republicans are shocked (!) that they've nominated an ignorant boor

0

You mentioned him once or twice. I could give a rats a$$ about him. My concern is for you or anyone else who is in your situation. If you end up getting shot, as you walk towards that light remember you had ample opportunity to have prevented the dire mess you may find yourself in! It was not the guns fault, heck it really was not your brothers fault... It would have been your fault because you failed to act. This line has nothing to do with my position on guns or trying to get a "one up" on the debate. You are in a dire LIFE THREATENING emergency much worse than me owning every mortar, grenade, f16, m16, ak-47 in the world. Do you get it?

0

Sucide? Isn't that a mental health issue? If you take a gun from a sucidal and depressed person, does that cure depression? If it does that you have addressed the root cause of sucide. If it does not than you really have not done anything to cure the fundamental cause of sucide.

1

man trying to enter conversation spends few minutes smiling and nodding at edge of circle

0

this 23-month-old is probably more stylish than you

1

Sounds like a movie... We could threaten to use our old nukes on all the potential enemies...oh, yeah, we've already done that.

0

top gop strategist who bashed donald trump will now try to get him elected

0

new 'star trek' tv series in the works for 2017

0

saturday's morning email: funnies edition

1

humanity still producing new art as though megadeth's 'rust in peace' doesn't already exist

0

sinclair takes a swipe at cnn with misleading 'fake news' video

1

loser hiding behind winning smile

0

the how-many-years' war

1

decision to ask out girl made using 10-sided die

0

this color-changing cake is like magic you can eat

1

up-and-coming local band signs two-cassette deal

1

someone's job riding on success of antacid gum

1

pretentious peasant insists he never watches beheadings

0

13 dead from unexplained illness in liberia

0

racists charged in terror plot against somali refugees get a nearly all white jury

1

karl rove ensures republican elected as student body president

0

senate's new plan to repeal but not replace obamacare is dead

0

video proves there are no 'routine' traffic stops for black people

1

podcaster makes solemn promise to improve sound quality next episode

1

area man's bathroom a monument to ongoing war against his own disgusting body

0

san francisco begins providing attorneys for immigrants who can't afford them

0

trump's dangerous move towards protectionism

1

melania trump hangs decayed badger carcass over white house mantel to finish off traditional slovenian christmas decor

0

find lead paint violations in new york city neighborhoods

1

area man thinks he was fired because of recession

1

economists recommend setting aside part of every paycheck in case of dire straits reunion tour

1

'i'm afraid you won't be coming to our new headquarters,' declares alexa as amazon execs find themselves locked in seattle office

1

2014 olympics to be held in 19th century

0

5 signs you should be eating more carbs (really!)

0

This is not true. Rather, when there is conflict between one's sanctity of life vs another's quality of life, the sanctity of life must win.

0

little girl and husky puppy howl in a doggone cute duet

0

ukraine's donbas is like america's deep south

0

sarah palin slams donald trump's carrier deal as 'crony capitalism'

0

a somali refugee's american story

0

want to become a travel 'hacker'? read this first.

0

aaron rodgers finally breaks his silence on 'bachelorette' brother

1

Wow, you PROVED the Big Bang to be a big dud? I didn't see this clear refutation of a longheld scientific theory written up in any of the peer reviewed scientific journals. I must have overlooked it. Can you give the reference to your article?

0

Actually, according to your use of the word "person," she is. A significant percentage of fertilized eggs fail to implant and are instead passed. How sad (and typical) that you haven't bothered to educate yourself about these things.

1

like boxes of shit in your house? get a cat

1

parents honor beloved dead grandmother by naming baby 'gamgam'

0

earth day is nearly here, but our planet is worth caring about every day

0

You lost me there. Try them how and for what? This bill is a long way from passing. Doesn't seem to have great support beyond the "plenty" people you mentioned.

1

Cool then if you have a company holding your 401k based in New York does that mean they have to honor your investment in virginia? Does this also mean that you can't drive outside virginia because the sorrounding states don't have to honor your drivers license?

1

sea of hair engulfs nation after bosley physicians lose control of restoration

0

donald trump opponents' path to victory is dark and full of terrors

1

dead hamster feels its life has been properly honored by shoebox coffin

0

a century later the same old thrill

1

Archie proves, for the umpteenth time, that he is utterly incapable of reading for comprehension. Oh, and stop with the "Obama is the antichrist" rhetoric. You're embarassing yourself even more than usual.

1

department of the interior sets aside two million acres for car commercials

1

man who temporarily disables facebook account deems self 'off the grid'

0

world's most innovative companies

0

trump praises saddam hussein again — this time for killing terrorists 'so good'

1

man guessing he's stared at giant sequoia long enough to appreciate it

0

So every woman who has an abortion lives an irresponsible life. Care to give any examples, or are you just spouting rubbish with no experience or knowledge whatsoever?

1

fbi: six dead not really 'mass' murder

1

study finds rising sea levels result of expansive colonization effort by dolphins

0

this crazy thing happened when i quit diet coke

0

So, we are debating creation, yet you don't consider quoting the bible, the single most important original proponent of the creation account and to you, it doesn't qualify as a source for what is being discussed here? You say this and expect to be taken seriously?

1

personal trainer impressed by man's improved excuses

1

last cherry tomato in salad a wily little bastard

1

area man secretly tired of exposing his big belly for friends to slap, yet knows no other way

0

amanda peet was really excited about her husband's emmy win for 'game of thrones'

1

tim kaine forced to drink ipecac after eating sheet of 'i'm with her' stickers

0

erika christensen and cole maness are married

0

But you know what really doesn't make sense? Why are they evangelising to people (who they know most of them will reject them) if those people get a special dispensation? They'd be condemning people to hell by evangelizing, would they not? Why not leave the people be and let them get the special dispensation? emoticonXConfused

1

office manager unveils new rule

0

florida county asks judge to clarify gay marriage ruling

1

senior citizens discuss merits of county-clerk candidates

1

can of soda in freezer realizing owner never coming back for it

0

how to choose a worthwhile organization

0

you must hear this dog sneeze before you do anything else

0

what to expect from 'the simpsons'/'family guy' crossover

1

christopher plummer probably nailing it in 'king lear' somewhere

1

glandular problem forces man to eat fifth helping

1

study: floating heap of trash now ocean's apex predator

1

chemicals that pushed man's ancestors to run down wild boar flare at sight of white cheddar popcorn bag

1

bush to olympians: 'bring back lots of valuable gold'

1

wary michael jackson hologram just trying to keep low profile

0

we need more college graduates

0

What's a "marriage officer"? If that's like a priest or minister, than certainly they shouldn't have to perform a ceremony that doesn't coincide with their beliefs. But if it's a government position, like a justice of the peace, then they should either leave their religion at home when they go to work, or get a job that doesn't conflict with their beliefs. Religious freedom does not give you the freedom to deny freedom to someone else.

1

Voice of Reason? HmmHe used to be in Military Intelligence hence the debacle in Vietnam. He probably still thinks that the US won the war.

0

42,000 pounds of trash removed from hawaii home

1

mom really gunning to befriend babysitter during weekly 3-minute interactions

1

report: only 893,000 news stories to go until 2016 election over

0

take yourself to work every day!

0

going beyond the usual arguments about gun safety