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0	ex-prosecutor accused of wiretapping married cop she wanted to romance
1	picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper
1	woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings
1	halliburton employee's pay docked for weeks spent as hostage
0	Yes, it is human, biologically. However, it isn't a human being as it isn't alive.
0	watch: stone brewing evacuates as wildfire approaches
1	I would not doubt for a second that your avatar is your actual picture. FYI, the moon is in the first quarter...
1	measuring spoon hasn't looked back ever since being detached from ring
0	i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality
1	media company looking for ways to get rid of veteran 24-year-old employee
1	merrick garland kind of uncomfortable with political analysts casually pointing out he'll die relatively soon after nomination
1	nfl pregame ceremony honors retired 52-year-old cornerback as oldest living former player
1	Heck Doc what job is that?little job?.And he is very informed because Comrade P see's to it.emoticonXGood
1	My thoughts are my own, not from some 2000 year old Book that makes as much sense as a bag of Rocks. And I have only ever called anyone a name in response to an attack on me, If you call what you have been doing debating then I see what the problem really is.
1	'you thought you could get rid of me?' says cassini probe emerging from shadows to confront petrified nasa administrator
0	'birdman' may have just locked up best picture
1	villain contends he, hero 'very much alike'
1	Oh, I see. So America does not care for the rights of the people? America cares only for the opinion of the majority? Hrm, that's funny. I fail to remember learning that part in all my US history classes. When did the founding fathers say that? Where in the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, or the Bill of Rights might I find such a notion? 'Rouge
0	charlottesville shows that states must amend their open-carry laws
1	ted danson tries to steer interview back toward becker
0	taliban making military gains in afghanistan
1	'donald trump is the 45th president of the united states,' spontaneously reports subconscious during first calm moment of day
1	report: north korea just enjoys nuclear talks
0	despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america
0	trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders
0	i was denied entry to a county courthouse because i am a muslim woman
1	area mom was waiting in the car for 20 minutes
0	learning from failure
0	mommy needs a nap
0	3,500-year-old dagger was used as a doorstop
0	missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home'
1	Taking away peoples right to an abortion is a great idea !! People are confused and don't really know they want a kid, they just think they don't. It will all be alright after the kid arrives, .. they will discover we know best and keep and love and shelter these kids in a nurturing way. We know best and we know that none of them will ever just end up in a trash can or droped off at the local childrens home to join the thousands of other unwanted kids. None will ever become a pawn in a divorce situation, nore will any of them be sold into child slavery or prostitution. How do we know all this ? .. We just know people who don't think they are ready for or want a kid really do !! They will love and nurture it and all will be well.
1	national security experts: 'isis are fucking assholes'
0	how does draymond green take his game to the next level? by tuning in to the wnba
1	Talk about incoherent wishful thinking. Instead of unsubstantiated claims and baseless attacks, why don't you provide, oh, I don't know, mybe some peer-reviewed EVIDENCE? You know, that little old thing that is required for anyone to take your wild claims even remotely seriously?
0	friday talking points -- it's raining shoes!
0	aleppo hit by worst strikes for months as putin, assad ignore u.s. plea
0	minnesota state fair in posters
0	Hope you have fun carrying your pistol through the post office lobby!
0	rupaul comes under fire for comments about openly trans contestants on 'drag race'
0	bp's clean water act fines will be smaller than gulf states thought
0	I'd say there were a lot of stones going both ways. Do you know the Rev. well enough to be able to make that claim, that he's a bigot? Or is it he represents the system?
1	Trebor can't cough up the missing link so he changes the goalposts. And FYI, Jesus is risen. You'll see him soon enough I suspect. Now, who's yo (evolutionary) daddy?
0	voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees
1	north korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention
1	Link me to one saying weed 'addiction' is worse than alcoholism please.
0	elizabeth warren: new chat system lets banks avoid regulation with 'a wink and a nod'
1	nation not sure how to describe mark
0	So as a gay man I should be forced to accept hetero marriage. If I am forced to accept hetero marriage they should be forced to accept gay marriage. What part of equal protection do you not understand? I personally would like to see all displays of all religions wiped fron the public square. No one is going to dictate to me how to live my life based upon some outdated religious belief that I don't subscribe too.
1	ivanka ashamed after becoming first trump to run business into ground
0	russian skater alina zagitova breaks world record set minutes earlier by teammate
0	three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue
0	americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue
1	Good idea...except we don't really have to elect him to any post...just send him over there. Hopefully, he would be beheaded by nightfall on the first day. emoticonXHoho
0	10 of the best beauty buys from sephora's vib spring sale
0	retail group spoofs 'ferris bueller' in ad bashing donald trump's tariffs
0	two conferences spotlight the muslim world's struggle to counter militancy
0	Very many have: dolphins and whales, for example, and some cave-dwelling birds.
1	woman on tv engulfed in animated credit-card bills
0	ernie hudson reportedly joins bill murray and dan aykroyd in 'ghostbusters' reboot
1	I'm one of those cruel heartless bastards that thinks the Constitution doesn't apply to terrorists. Break out the cattle prods and "LET'T PARTY" emoticonXRolleyes
0	tea party candidate doesn't want to be associated with the tea party
0	this 11-year-old perfectly sums up the problems in ferguson
0	trump nominee kathleen hartnett white ignores climate change in her own backyard
1	warrantless surveillance bill to protect nation by creating dozens of future whistleblowers
0	'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office
0	the middle east after isis
1	resigning house leader cantor reflects on all the accomplishments he thwarted
0	parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis
1	cryptic long john silver's campaign just says 'you are the bait now'
0	dr. oz, mel gibson, & congress called out using steve buscemi and an adorable puppy
0	That is a nice little pistol with lots of smack for only 11 onces. Also, I like DA automatics.
0	native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle
1	Aaahhh, so just not accomplishing our goals and going home is not defeat, there has to be paperwork for it to be a defeat. Gotcha.
0	That's not entirely true. For example, a country that isn't already saturated with, say, handguns, would imo greatly suffer if handguns were suddenly legalised. Banning handguns in a country that is saturated already, is imo, idiotic. -Wez
1	god reveals jerusalem actually only 87th holiest site on earth
1	I don't have to say anything here, your post made it sound sick enough. Yes, freedaom at all cost. Isn't that the theory this country was founded by?
0	the 'g word' project maps hundreds of gender stories
1	calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher
1	Im still waiting to find the text book that will show me how to get perfect order out of nothing explodeing!. What we need is theory to revolve around facts not facts to revolve around theory, other wise all we are ever gonna be are unanchored ships on stormy seas!..
0	minnesota café charges 35 cent 'fee' to protest minimum wage hike
0	now this is how you rock white-on-white
1	prince harry: 'i killed taliban-looking people'
1	Well, Merkel is a way better looking guy than Schroeder , thats for sure ! But Schroeder is the King of hair dyes....I will get my advise from the best.
1	talk-show host takes brief break from mocking jessica simpson to interview her
0	the bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock
1	biden quietly asks obama to pick him up some of those real throwing stars from japan
0	how we became the heaviest drinkers in a century
0	facebook reportedly beta-testing 'downvote' button
1	romney receives 20-minute standing ovation at naawp event
0	the army tells its soldiers to get some sleep
1	Pathetic, why would you let anyone besides yourself determine who you call family? Nobody is forcing their religion on you. Nobody is even saying who you can or can't get married to. What is being said is that you, or anyone else, doesn't have the "right" to have that marriage recognized by gov't. Universal recognition by gov't doesn't even happen in hetro marriages. Nowhere in the founding documents of this nation does it say "All gov't entities shall recognize all people's marriages". Since we have "a government for the people by the people", the duties of government not spelled out in the founding documents are determined by the people. You have the freedom to vote your beliefs and so does everybody else.
0	recipe for a great mom: reflections from one outnumbered male
1	middle manager follows proper procedure
0	True but this progesses nothing twoards a conversation because you have no told me the nature of such an existance. You have said if A is then A=A.... thats saying a lot without saying anything at all because you have failed to provide what A is.
0	huffpollster: 2016 could be the year of the third parties
1	What, to be "open-minded?" or to embrace your definition of "tolerance?"
0	this '10 things i hate about you' reunion is just too good to be true
1	everyone in whitey bulger trial found dead in woods outside dorchester
1	paula deen releases delicious new butter product made from her breast milk

0

ex-prosecutor accused of wiretapping married cop she wanted to romance

1

picture of iphone used as iphone wallpaper

1

woman who choked to death alone in apartment kicked out of book club for missing last 2 meetings

1

halliburton employee's pay docked for weeks spent as hostage

0

Yes, it is human, biologically. However, it isn't a human being as it isn't alive.

0

watch: stone brewing evacuates as wildfire approaches

1

I would not doubt for a second that your avatar is your actual picture. FYI, the moon is in the first quarter...

1

measuring spoon hasn't looked back ever since being detached from ring

0

i was taught to be ashamed of my sexuality

1

media company looking for ways to get rid of veteran 24-year-old employee

1

merrick garland kind of uncomfortable with political analysts casually pointing out he'll die relatively soon after nomination

1

nfl pregame ceremony honors retired 52-year-old cornerback as oldest living former player

1

Heck Doc what job is that?little job?.And he is very informed because Comrade P see's to it.emoticonXGood

1

My thoughts are my own, not from some 2000 year old Book that makes as much sense as a bag of Rocks. And I have only ever called anyone a name in response to an attack on me, If you call what you have been doing debating then I see what the problem really is.

1

'you thought you could get rid of me?' says cassini probe emerging from shadows to confront petrified nasa administrator

0

'birdman' may have just locked up best picture

1

villain contends he, hero 'very much alike'

1

Oh, I see. So America does not care for the rights of the people? America cares only for the opinion of the majority? Hrm, that's funny. I fail to remember learning that part in all my US history classes. When did the founding fathers say that? Where in the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, or the Bill of Rights might I find such a notion? 'Rouge

0

charlottesville shows that states must amend their open-carry laws

1

ted danson tries to steer interview back toward becker

0

taliban making military gains in afghanistan

1

'donald trump is the 45th president of the united states,' spontaneously reports subconscious during first calm moment of day

1

report: north korea just enjoys nuclear talks

0

despite the ugliness, i am staying hopeful in trump's america

0

trevor noah explains why he's always seen black women as the strongest leaders

0

i was denied entry to a county courthouse because i am a muslim woman

1

area mom was waiting in the car for 20 minutes

0

learning from failure

0

mommy needs a nap

0

3,500-year-old dagger was used as a doorstop

0

missing louisiana teen's sister: 'she is our heart and we want her home'

1

Taking away peoples right to an abortion is a great idea !! People are confused and don't really know they want a kid, they just think they don't. It will all be alright after the kid arrives, .. they will discover we know best and keep and love and shelter these kids in a nurturing way. We know best and we know that none of them will ever just end up in a trash can or droped off at the local childrens home to join the thousands of other unwanted kids. None will ever become a pawn in a divorce situation, nore will any of them be sold into child slavery or prostitution. How do we know all this ? .. We just know people who don't think they are ready for or want a kid really do !! They will love and nurture it and all will be well.

1

national security experts: 'isis are fucking assholes'

0

how does draymond green take his game to the next level? by tuning in to the wnba

1

Talk about incoherent wishful thinking. Instead of unsubstantiated claims and baseless attacks, why don't you provide, oh, I don't know, mybe some peer-reviewed EVIDENCE? You know, that little old thing that is required for anyone to take your wild claims even remotely seriously?

0

friday talking points -- it's raining shoes!

0

aleppo hit by worst strikes for months as putin, assad ignore u.s. plea

0

minnesota state fair in posters

0

Hope you have fun carrying your pistol through the post office lobby!

0

rupaul comes under fire for comments about openly trans contestants on 'drag race'

0

bp's clean water act fines will be smaller than gulf states thought

0

I'd say there were a lot of stones going both ways. Do you know the Rev. well enough to be able to make that claim, that he's a bigot? Or is it he represents the system?

1

Trebor can't cough up the missing link so he changes the goalposts. And FYI, Jesus is risen. You'll see him soon enough I suspect. Now, who's yo (evolutionary) daddy?

0

voters are excited for november despite not really loving the likely nominees

1

north korea nukes self in desperate plea for attention

1

Link me to one saying weed 'addiction' is worse than alcoholism please.

0

elizabeth warren: new chat system lets banks avoid regulation with 'a wink and a nod'

1

nation not sure how to describe mark

0

So as a gay man I should be forced to accept hetero marriage. If I am forced to accept hetero marriage they should be forced to accept gay marriage. What part of equal protection do you not understand? I personally would like to see all displays of all religions wiped fron the public square. No one is going to dictate to me how to live my life based upon some outdated religious belief that I don't subscribe too.

1

ivanka ashamed after becoming first trump to run business into ground

0

russian skater alina zagitova breaks world record set minutes earlier by teammate

0

three die in grenade attacks in burundi capital, as protests continue

0

americans approve of barack obama's legacy but don't necessarily want to see it continue

1

Good idea...except we don't really have to elect him to any post...just send him over there. Hopefully, he would be beheaded by nightfall on the first day. emoticonXHoho

0

10 of the best beauty buys from sephora's vib spring sale

0

retail group spoofs 'ferris bueller' in ad bashing donald trump's tariffs

0

two conferences spotlight the muslim world's struggle to counter militancy

0

Very many have: dolphins and whales, for example, and some cave-dwelling birds.

1

woman on tv engulfed in animated credit-card bills

0

ernie hudson reportedly joins bill murray and dan aykroyd in 'ghostbusters' reboot

1

I'm one of those cruel heartless bastards that thinks the Constitution doesn't apply to terrorists. Break out the cattle prods and "LET'T PARTY" emoticonXRolleyes

0

tea party candidate doesn't want to be associated with the tea party

0

this 11-year-old perfectly sums up the problems in ferguson

0

trump nominee kathleen hartnett white ignores climate change in her own backyard

1

warrantless surveillance bill to protect nation by creating dozens of future whistleblowers

0

'guardians of the galaxy' hits a milestone at the box office

0

the middle east after isis

1

resigning house leader cantor reflects on all the accomplishments he thwarted

0

parents fight to save their two daughters after tragic diagnosis

1

cryptic long john silver's campaign just says 'you are the bait now'

0

dr. oz, mel gibson, & congress called out using steve buscemi and an adorable puppy

0

That is a nice little pistol with lots of smack for only 11 onces. Also, I like DA automatics.

0

native american boy pulled from class over mohawk hairstyle

1

Aaahhh, so just not accomplishing our goals and going home is not defeat, there has to be paperwork for it to be a defeat. Gotcha.

0

That's not entirely true. For example, a country that isn't already saturated with, say, handguns, would imo greatly suffer if handguns were suddenly legalised. Banning handguns in a country that is saturated already, is imo, idiotic. -Wez

1

god reveals jerusalem actually only 87th holiest site on earth

1

I don't have to say anything here, your post made it sound sick enough. Yes, freedaom at all cost. Isn't that the theory this country was founded by?

0

the 'g word' project maps hundreds of gender stories

1

calcutta fire marshal: many indian homes lack bride extinguisher

1

Im still waiting to find the text book that will show me how to get perfect order out of nothing explodeing!. What we need is theory to revolve around facts not facts to revolve around theory, other wise all we are ever gonna be are unanchored ships on stormy seas!..

0

minnesota café charges 35 cent 'fee' to protest minimum wage hike

0

now this is how you rock white-on-white

1

prince harry: 'i killed taliban-looking people'

1

Well, Merkel is a way better looking guy than Schroeder , thats for sure ! But Schroeder is the King of hair dyes....I will get my advise from the best.

1

talk-show host takes brief break from mocking jessica simpson to interview her

0

the bizarre plot to blow up target stores to tank company stock

1

biden quietly asks obama to pick him up some of those real throwing stars from japan

0

how we became the heaviest drinkers in a century

0

facebook reportedly beta-testing 'downvote' button

1

romney receives 20-minute standing ovation at naawp event

0

the army tells its soldiers to get some sleep

1

Pathetic, why would you let anyone besides yourself determine who you call family? Nobody is forcing their religion on you. Nobody is even saying who you can or can't get married to. What is being said is that you, or anyone else, doesn't have the "right" to have that marriage recognized by gov't. Universal recognition by gov't doesn't even happen in hetro marriages. Nowhere in the founding documents of this nation does it say "All gov't entities shall recognize all people's marriages". Since we have "a government for the people by the people", the duties of government not spelled out in the founding documents are determined by the people. You have the freedom to vote your beliefs and so does everybody else.

0

recipe for a great mom: reflections from one outnumbered male

1

middle manager follows proper procedure

0

True but this progesses nothing twoards a conversation because you have no told me the nature of such an existance. You have said if A is then A=A.... thats saying a lot without saying anything at all because you have failed to provide what A is.

0

huffpollster: 2016 could be the year of the third parties

1

What, to be "open-minded?" or to embrace your definition of "tolerance?"

0

this '10 things i hate about you' reunion is just too good to be true

1

everyone in whitey bulger trial found dead in woods outside dorchester

1

paula deen releases delicious new butter product made from her breast milk