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0	kathy griffin lawyers up to address 'bullying' from trump family
0	So it's just as we've said: registration can and does lead to confiscation down the line. And now we have further proof that we're right about what we say.Government gets the weapon registered, then they can, at any time and for any reason, demand it be surrendered to the authorities or else punishment will be administered.
1	man spends entire marketing meeting nodding
1	surgeon general warns teens cinnamon challenge is not for pussies
0	Actually I didn't even read it (and doubt I ever will). Don't get all worked up over it.
0	this congressman thinks we can fix the economy by drinking beer
0	is fatherhood in cheyenne jackson's future?
1	study: majority of time machine owners use device primarily to get couple more hours of sleep
0	sonoma sheriff battles with ice over misinformation on california wildfires
1	dolphin spends amazing vacation swimming with stockbroker
0	snyder decides against endorsing trump for president
1	expressing deeply held political opinion referred to as 'gaffe'
0	In what universe is there a right to murder?Unfortunately, we in the United States have only recently recognized that abusing children and owning slaves is not a right.And, only recently have women enjoyed the right to vote in the United States.What certain activities are forbidden in public?Some of the conservative red states have only recently decreed that there should be speek limits. Not for safety reasons, of course.And, George Walker Bush has guaranteed the right of corporations to dump dangerous chemicals into lakes and rivers and the oceans.
0	bernie sanders gives some advice to ronda rousey
1	factory robot working on some of its own designs after hours
0	trump's goon squads
0	man accused of killing girlfriend on hike wanted insurance money
0	tove lo is the latest star on taylor swift's epic 1989 tour guest list
0	why i decided not to do a phd
1	man confused by compliment from person whose career he can't help
0	now it's burger king renouncing us citizenship -- let's eat somewhere else
1	You don't see protesters walking around going "I wanna marry my dog" or "beastiality rocks" do you?!
0	And how have I deprived you of your right to teach your religion to your children in your home and in your church. How does an objection against the imposition of your religion by force of the government deprive you of your rights. I can certainly see how the imposition of your religion would deprive me of my right to the free exercise of my own religion, but why do you feel that you have a right to impose your religion on me?
1	lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches
1	study: owning a boat not worth it
0	planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video
0	donald trump tells religious conservatives he's their guy
0	huffpollster: california's democratic primary looks closer than ever
1	gina haspel recalls having to torture more prisoners than male colleagues to prove herself
1	new speech recognition software factors in user's mouth always being full
1	I like how you don't defend what you said but merely post some unrelated link on the 2nd amendment. Do you still claim Article V was repealed!?!?!? I figured you wouldn't respond to the other items...you can only make up so much huh Doc?
1	trail of lawn-mower assassin still fresh
0	You are welcome to your faith, and you can use it to believe whatever you like, but this continuing misconception of yours that (on the subject of evolution) we're exchanging beliefs and opinions of equal merit can only be counterproductive. Evidence inevitably weighs in, and apart from a single chapter in a single book all of it is landing on my side. Either the whole world is lying to me, or that one chapter is allegorical, misinterpreted or just plain wrong. It does not require faith, bias or belief to be convinced when the evidence is overwhelming. You proudly proclaim you have the faith, the bias, necessary - that's fine; as I said you're welcome to it. But don't make the mistake of assuming everyone forms their opinions the same way.
1	man briefly forgets hotel staff are not humans
1	black man at walgreens impressed by how attentively employees tailing him
1	report: make it stop
1	clinton aide told to leave behind weak volunteer who collapsed during march to south carolina
1	michelle obama quietly reassigned to department of agriculture after butting heads with president
1	Therefore you accept that the Republican party almost as a whole is "grade A USDA approved Liberalism." About time you did.
0	it's going to be a while before uber replaces car ownership
1	nation watches in envy as 15-year-old jots notes in margin of 'to kill a mockingbird'
1	trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea
0	james corden takes 'avengers' stars on an epic hollywood stars tour
1	after a string of accidents, u-haul announces closure of aircraft division
1	open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws
1	And yet we're still waiting for your mental condition to finally hit you like a ton of bricks.... Denial is the usual reaction...
1	quirky restaurant's bathroom had better fucking deliver
0	chris christie: watercolor memories of a candidacy that 'peaked too soon'
0	They found that it violated their state constitutions, right? This has nothing to do with the US Constitution.
1	area high school somehow still carrying on without 2011 seniors
0	young girl draws the horror she witnessed in nice attack
1	strangulation the new blow to the head, says hired killer magazine
0	But it really does deal with thinking. It can invite a more wide open scientific investigation of ecological and developmental patterns. It's not politically afraid to pursue facts about newly discovered complexities of life which pose problems for those trying to make a case for happenstance origins. It invites thought, not suppression, of irreducible complexity, another problem for happenstance origins.
0	You're a little confused about that. It's all real DNA. Some of it just doesn't code for anything. But some parts of non-coding DNA (which you call "junk") has other functions besides coding for proteins.
0	chris hemsworth knows 'what love is' now that he has kids
1	only two golden tickets remain
0	I agree. What is the point? Felons with firearms do not bother with CCW licenses.
1	new program provides depressed americans with suicide assistance dogs
1	god admits he way less strict with last few billion children
1	less popular friend proposes combining birthdays into single party
0	hillary clinton reveals what's more important than her campaign
0	Yes, they do show a faithful devotion to the ultimate reality that there are no gods. You're an atheist, aren't you?
0	#trumpacandy took over twitter and it was gloriously sweet
0	You don't have too. I mean, someone using a b'hai web site is defending the church with the sources they use. Of course, I love watching EZ prove the point by arguing against it
1	area woman not yelling at you, she's just saying
1	bodybuilder can't believe he forgot to develop right arm
1	report: ugh, no one would care anyway
1	'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens
0	what was left of the moderate republican party just died in south carolina
1	Your adversaries appreciate it greatly. Which part of the parades do you suppose they focus on to demonize you?
1	bin laden sends belated threat to israel for 60th birthday
0	7 styling tricks to spruce up your home this year
0	the other show's second anniversary serves classic numbers and rising drag race queen
0	women's soccer star says u.s. team is 'fighting for bigger picture' equality
0	is this the first photograph of a human being?
0	in francis' vatican, the homeless get vip treatment
1	A truly charming publication. Over flowing with the warmth of human goodness.
0	history will remember transphobic trump and his supporters with contempt
0	hillary clinton pledges not to cut social security benefits
1	ryan zinke calls for legislation to slow down destruction of wildlife so he can truly savor every minute of it
0	chemistry lessons for leaders
1	mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer
1	trump campaign selects mike pence as concrete reminder that this all really happening
1	'candy land' screenwriter under impression fans counting on him to get this right
0	Well, here is my take on it. I really believe that only the truly evil end up in Hell. Those like Hitler. I think that anyone else goes to heaven - Wiccans, Atheists, Buddhists, etc. - anyone who follows Christ's message of love, tolerance, and acceptance, whether knowingly or not. Those who preach hate, and those who act on that hate, like Hitler, the KKK, and any other person/persons filled with hate (sad to say, this seems to apply to our own friend Archie here) are the ones who will end up in hell.
0	That's the best you could do? There's the other three and here's a bonus one: 'To disarm the people is the best, most effectual way, to enslave them.' - George Mason
1	love letter made longer by increasing margins
1	Liberals are squawking about more funding for atheist groups? Homosexuals don't deserve equality? Liberals are pro-terrorism? Goodness, even your backtracking just digs the hole deeper. Just can't help it, can you?
0	the average nfl career lasts just 3 years. this player is focused on what happens next.
0	what happens after you crack the glass ceiling
1	u.s. mint employee disciplined for putting own face on nickels
1	supreme court agrees to hear new jack white album
0	'the bachelor' season 21, episode 4: here to make friends podcast
1	alan colmes' death goes unreported on hannity & colmes
1	Said the person who can't read....or at least comprehend. http://www.4forums.com/political/gov...-new-post.html I love how you attacked me on things we both agreed on.
0	life between curfews and kids
1	nation finishes romantically pairing off except for the losers
0	cooking off the cuff: a simple sicilian way with swordfish - with a light sauce as equal partner
0	church shooting leaves 5 dead in russian region of dagestan: report
1	The riddles continue? emoticonXConfused Wouldn't it have taken less time and have been less ambiguous if you or Dr Spock just posted the # of the post?emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes

0

kathy griffin lawyers up to address 'bullying' from trump family

0

So it's just as we've said: registration can and does lead to confiscation down the line. And now we have further proof that we're right about what we say.Government gets the weapon registered, then they can, at any time and for any reason, demand it be surrendered to the authorities or else punishment will be administered.

1

man spends entire marketing meeting nodding

1

surgeon general warns teens cinnamon challenge is not for pussies

0

Actually I didn't even read it (and doubt I ever will). Don't get all worked up over it.

0

this congressman thinks we can fix the economy by drinking beer

0

is fatherhood in cheyenne jackson's future?

1

study: majority of time machine owners use device primarily to get couple more hours of sleep

0

sonoma sheriff battles with ice over misinformation on california wildfires

1

dolphin spends amazing vacation swimming with stockbroker

0

snyder decides against endorsing trump for president

1

expressing deeply held political opinion referred to as 'gaffe'

0

In what universe is there a right to murder?Unfortunately, we in the United States have only recently recognized that abusing children and owning slaves is not a right.And, only recently have women enjoyed the right to vote in the United States.What certain activities are forbidden in public?Some of the conservative red states have only recently decreed that there should be speek limits. Not for safety reasons, of course.And, George Walker Bush has guaranteed the right of corporations to dump dangerous chemicals into lakes and rivers and the oceans.

0

bernie sanders gives some advice to ronda rousey

1

factory robot working on some of its own designs after hours

0

trump's goon squads

0

man accused of killing girlfriend on hike wanted insurance money

0

tove lo is the latest star on taylor swift's epic 1989 tour guest list

0

why i decided not to do a phd

1

man confused by compliment from person whose career he can't help

0

now it's burger king renouncing us citizenship -- let's eat somewhere else

1

You don't see protesters walking around going "I wanna marry my dog" or "beastiality rocks" do you?!

0

And how have I deprived you of your right to teach your religion to your children in your home and in your church. How does an objection against the imposition of your religion by force of the government deprive you of your rights. I can certainly see how the imposition of your religion would deprive me of my right to the free exercise of my own religion, but why do you feel that you have a right to impose your religion on me?

1

lazy daredevil to lie across 12 couches

1

study: owning a boat not worth it

0

planned parenthood apologizes for statements in undercover video

0

donald trump tells religious conservatives he's their guy

0

huffpollster: california's democratic primary looks closer than ever

1

gina haspel recalls having to torture more prisoners than male colleagues to prove herself

1

new speech recognition software factors in user's mouth always being full

1

I like how you don't defend what you said but merely post some unrelated link on the 2nd amendment. Do you still claim Article V was repealed!?!?!? I figured you wouldn't respond to the other items...you can only make up so much huh Doc?

1

trail of lawn-mower assassin still fresh

0

You are welcome to your faith, and you can use it to believe whatever you like, but this continuing misconception of yours that (on the subject of evolution) we're exchanging beliefs and opinions of equal merit can only be counterproductive. Evidence inevitably weighs in, and apart from a single chapter in a single book all of it is landing on my side. Either the whole world is lying to me, or that one chapter is allegorical, misinterpreted or just plain wrong. It does not require faith, bias or belief to be convinced when the evidence is overwhelming. You proudly proclaim you have the faith, the bias, necessary - that's fine; as I said you're welcome to it. But don't make the mistake of assuming everyone forms their opinions the same way.

1

man briefly forgets hotel staff are not humans

1

black man at walgreens impressed by how attentively employees tailing him

1

report: make it stop

1

clinton aide told to leave behind weak volunteer who collapsed during march to south carolina

1

michelle obama quietly reassigned to department of agriculture after butting heads with president

1

Therefore you accept that the Republican party almost as a whole is "grade A USDA approved Liberalism." About time you did.

0

it's going to be a while before uber replaces car ownership

1

nation watches in envy as 15-year-old jots notes in margin of 'to kill a mockingbird'

1

trump touts success of singapore summit after securing $10 billion trade deal to sell nuclear warheads to north korea

0

james corden takes 'avengers' stars on an epic hollywood stars tour

1

after a string of accidents, u-haul announces closure of aircraft division

1

open-minded man would be willing to look past jennifer lawrence's flaws

1

And yet we're still waiting for your mental condition to finally hit you like a ton of bricks.... Denial is the usual reaction...

1

quirky restaurant's bathroom had better fucking deliver

0

chris christie: watercolor memories of a candidacy that 'peaked too soon'

0

They found that it violated their state constitutions, right? This has nothing to do with the US Constitution.

1

area high school somehow still carrying on without 2011 seniors

0

young girl draws the horror she witnessed in nice attack

1

strangulation the new blow to the head, says hired killer magazine

0

But it really does deal with thinking. It can invite a more wide open scientific investigation of ecological and developmental patterns. It's not politically afraid to pursue facts about newly discovered complexities of life which pose problems for those trying to make a case for happenstance origins. It invites thought, not suppression, of irreducible complexity, another problem for happenstance origins.

0

You're a little confused about that. It's all real DNA. Some of it just doesn't code for anything. But some parts of non-coding DNA (which you call "junk") has other functions besides coding for proteins.

0

chris hemsworth knows 'what love is' now that he has kids

1

only two golden tickets remain

0

I agree. What is the point? Felons with firearms do not bother with CCW licenses.

1

new program provides depressed americans with suicide assistance dogs

1

god admits he way less strict with last few billion children

1

less popular friend proposes combining birthdays into single party

0

hillary clinton reveals what's more important than her campaign

0

Yes, they do show a faithful devotion to the ultimate reality that there are no gods. You're an atheist, aren't you?

0

#trumpacandy took over twitter and it was gloriously sweet

0

You don't have too. I mean, someone using a b'hai web site is defending the church with the sources they use. Of course, I love watching EZ prove the point by arguing against it

1

area woman not yelling at you, she's just saying

1

bodybuilder can't believe he forgot to develop right arm

1

report: ugh, no one would care anyway

1

'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens

0

what was left of the moderate republican party just died in south carolina

1

Your adversaries appreciate it greatly. Which part of the parades do you suppose they focus on to demonize you?

1

bin laden sends belated threat to israel for 60th birthday

0

7 styling tricks to spruce up your home this year

0

the other show's second anniversary serves classic numbers and rising drag race queen

0

women's soccer star says u.s. team is 'fighting for bigger picture' equality

0

is this the first photograph of a human being?

0

in francis' vatican, the homeless get vip treatment

1

A truly charming publication. Over flowing with the warmth of human goodness.

0

history will remember transphobic trump and his supporters with contempt

0

hillary clinton pledges not to cut social security benefits

1

ryan zinke calls for legislation to slow down destruction of wildlife so he can truly savor every minute of it

0

chemistry lessons for leaders

1

mom $15,000 in the hole with ceramic frog dealer

1

trump campaign selects mike pence as concrete reminder that this all really happening

1

'candy land' screenwriter under impression fans counting on him to get this right

0

Well, here is my take on it. I really believe that only the truly evil end up in Hell. Those like Hitler. I think that anyone else goes to heaven - Wiccans, Atheists, Buddhists, etc. - anyone who follows Christ's message of love, tolerance, and acceptance, whether knowingly or not. Those who preach hate, and those who act on that hate, like Hitler, the KKK, and any other person/persons filled with hate (sad to say, this seems to apply to our own friend Archie here) are the ones who will end up in hell.

0

That's the best you could do? There's the other three and here's a bonus one: 'To disarm the people is the best, most effectual way, to enslave them.' - George Mason

1

love letter made longer by increasing margins

1

Liberals are squawking about more funding for atheist groups? Homosexuals don't deserve equality? Liberals are pro-terrorism? Goodness, even your backtracking just digs the hole deeper. Just can't help it, can you?

0

the average nfl career lasts just 3 years. this player is focused on what happens next.

0

what happens after you crack the glass ceiling

1

u.s. mint employee disciplined for putting own face on nickels

1

supreme court agrees to hear new jack white album

0

'the bachelor' season 21, episode 4: here to make friends podcast

1

alan colmes' death goes unreported on hannity & colmes

1

Said the person who can't read....or at least comprehend. http://www.4forums.com/political/gov...-new-post.html I love how you attacked me on things we both agreed on.

0

life between curfews and kids

1

nation finishes romantically pairing off except for the losers

0

cooking off the cuff: a simple sicilian way with swordfish - with a light sauce as equal partner

0

church shooting leaves 5 dead in russian region of dagestan: report

1

The riddles continue? emoticonXConfused Wouldn't it have taken less time and have been less ambiguous if you or Dr Spock just posted the # of the post?emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes