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0	toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert
1	middle eastern man not sure how many days' worth of airport detention clothes to pack
0	the perfect to keep a sexy bod and still enjoy your vacation
1	obama debuts annoying catchphrase
0	10 reasons it's awesome to be a black gay man
1	Nice to know that you are breaking the law responsibly. emoticonXGood
0	church honors 'dearly beloved' prince by putting his lyrics on sign
1	area woman has more than 200 products to help calm her
1	perhaps you would like to explain simplistic. Is the anthropic principle simplistic? What natural law created natural law? Where did the information come from? Is matter creating matter simplistic? Matter creating information? Here;s a deep thought: If matter created the Universe what if it changes it's mind! emoticonXRolleyes
0	roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'
1	hot-dog craving ends after first bite
1	Umm, don't know about you but I also eject waste through my penis - just don't do it when having sex, just not polite (unless they ask, now there's another fetish I don't get). Isn't it odd if the anus was not designed for a penis its still pleasurable?
1	sessions rattles baton along prison bars in speech vowing to crack down on violent crime
0	mariah carey reveals her bipolar ii diagnosis in candid interview
0	the prospects for mediation between saudi arabia and iran
1	romney's acceptance speech to avoid mentioning personal, professional, religious, political life
0	do college students care more about mental health than administrators?
1	republicans introduce economic equality bill for fun of shooting it down
0	this is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students
1	report: music industry made $18 in 2009
0	big bird, beastie boys mashup tells you how to get to sabotage street
0	senators visit cuba hoping congress will ease restrictions
0	family finds frozen kitten and nurses him back to life
0	nyc police union chief blames mayor, protesters for police killings
0	Ever heard of gravitational lensing? It was the FIRST test of general relavtivity back in 1919. http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Cyberia/NumRel/EinsteinTest.html
0	prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement
0	grandparents are apparently bribing their kids over baby names
1	nation's schools to ensure bullied transgender students hide in stalls of bathrooms corresponding to biological sex
1	That is a completely subjective assessment. Thelmoose and Unkerpaulie were already quick to dissociate themselves from any smugness or self righteousness on this very thread. It's a schism! I'm filing for their excommunication! emoticonXWow
0	ted cruz makes it too easy to point out the hypocrisy of his latest campaign ad
0	power plays by robert dekkers for post:ballet
1	incredibly popular george h.w. bush funeral gets extended 2-week run
1	man does incredibly well at slot machine demo embedded in ad
0	emeritus pope benedict to attend weekend's canonizations
1	man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore
1	Oh, now you've got Obama leaving a mess in your hole, and James Carville blasting your hole (Spicy Cajunspunk)? Now Bubba's not so sure about wanting to plug/plough your hole. Boy you really do get around, EZ. That hole must be pretty wide and loose.
1	roommate not seen for, like, five days
1	apple unveils single colossal iphone all americans can use at once
0	trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat
0	trump is telling "jokes," but nobody's laughing
1	over 417,000 hours of private presidential conversations discovered after no one remembered to turn off richard nixon's tape recorder
0	fox news radio host todd starnes deems chick-fil-a the 'official chicken of jesus'
0	fyre festival co-founder has history of failing his customers
0	transmasculine bodies and the media
1	white house flag now moving minute to minute to indicate trump's mood
1	report: majority of statements now prefaced by phrase 'in light of recent events'
0	it aint over...till it's over!
0	how one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership
0	this gay couple shares the beautiful story of how their family formed
1	What the freaking hell are you even talking about, dude? Hi its Me did not even post that. Do you even read the dang posts here before spouting off your drivel!? Not to mention that it proved the unintelligence of creationists (as well as their predictive abilities, which, I must say are very poor).
1	report: that's expensive, please put that down
1	Um. LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE Jyoshu. This thread is about bible illiteracy. I realize you want to change the topic to something else. But again, it's illogical to complain I didn't answer a question you hadn't asked before.
0	Yet Bush's military record is downright questionable, as well as his Saudi Links, not to mention his business failures.
1	band dreams of one day becoming popular enough to alienate early fans
0	this 14-year-old cellist is making her mark in classical music
1	veteran given hero's welcome back to afghanistan
1	pat robertson says pie not delicious
1	pope francis hastily condemns capital punishment after vatican police announce new evidence found in 2014 stabbing
0	va loan program may be letting veterans down
1	Both statements are factual. It's only your limited grasp of reality that makes them confusing.
1	ex-starbucks ceo howard schultz announces he considering overpriced, mediocre presidential run
0	Yes. The better question is, did it happen just like in Genises? I don't think so.
1	The same thing it says about your spelling abilities, plenty. emoticonXRolleyes
1	backpedaling trump claims eldest son would probably be fine doing 5 to 10 years in prison
0	jeb poverty plan would end food stamps, let states sort things out
0	gun lobbyist warns gun owners could resort to 'bullet box' if they don't like election results
1	I'm a redneck because, unlike you, I believe in self-determination?! emoticonXWow
1	report: 96% of nation's smut consumed by filthiest 1%
1	sociologists confirm emergence of generation more entitled, self-absorbed than any seen before
0	'goodbye to the dead,' a conversation with brian freeman
0	how trump university relied heavily on the craft of con men
0	this is how to afford living abroad
1	So it doesn't matter that someone dies in their forties from hunger and cold because they are homeless and penniless, whilst another lives in luxury with the best food and medicines until his 80s: they are both equal? What planet do you live on, for it sure aren't the real world...
0	toothbrush melts into oblivion in surprisingly hypnotic video
1	seating chart revised to put problem senators up front
0	the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
0	hannibal buress arrested for disorderly intoxication in miami
1	man who got 6-figure book deal from his tumblr account has the fucking nerve to appear on national television
1	gay guy's gay thing well attended
0	capital in 21st century
1	Yes, it is. I'm actually considering moving out of the south specifically for that reason. I will miss the largemouth bass fishing....wth is a pike? ;) It's always been that bad though, now that I think about it. It's just I ignored it more when I was younger. The sticker is moronic IMO. If they label "evolution" with that, they should go ahead and label every single book, TV, everyone's forehead, and every object that can hold a sticker in the entire world. Some people thing there is "openess" about being correct or incorrect. On some things that are opinion, sure. On reality? Not the case. I mean, I'm not running around believing John Kerry actually won the election despite the evidence, although I certainly could, if I approached the election results with "an open mind". Although I could....hmmm...just have to keep it up for 4 years! -Mach
1	That's nice, but have you ever thought of reading your own religion's Holy Book so that you can intelligently discuss what it is that Jesus and his disciples said?
0	Most of the time one should be able to tell the sex of the baby by about 20 weeks and very often even at sixteen. Second trimester starts at 12 weeks. You cant get an abortion after determining the sex because its illegal.Where are you getting your data?
0	newspaper front pages usher in uncertainty of new trump era
0	9 things you're doing that drive your doctor crazy
1	republicans' 'diversity through imported africans' plan criticized
0	michigan residents are pretty unhappy with rick snyder
1	secretary of agriculture finally gets around to reading fast food nation
0	the questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch
0	2 officers fired, 2 suspended for violently dragging doctor off united flight
1	Since you say I call names, we could have a real simple debate if you like. You copy/paste all the times I've called someone names, and I'll copy paste all the times I've been called names. The one with the most copy/pastes wins. How about if I give you a 5 to 1 ratio on it? I'm a lot more confident I'd win that one, than the 'evolution is atheistic' one. :)
0	gentrification rolls on in dallas, but will it grow up?
0	the gulf crisis: fake news shines spotlight on psychological warfare
0	trump is the 'embodiment of everything republicans were trying to exorcise'
0	moving unicef ad shows how history is repeating itself for refugees
0	andy samberg impaled jerry from 'parks and recreation' with an emmy
1	caricaturist's self-portrait extremely forgiving
0	stop calling young adults "college kids"
1	area man fantasized about for one and only time in his life
1	man taking phone out of case for first time in years struck by forgotten beauty

0

toby keith is joining trump in saudi arabia for a men-only concert

1

middle eastern man not sure how many days' worth of airport detention clothes to pack

0

the perfect to keep a sexy bod and still enjoy your vacation

1

obama debuts annoying catchphrase

0

10 reasons it's awesome to be a black gay man

1

Nice to know that you are breaking the law responsibly. emoticonXGood

0

church honors 'dearly beloved' prince by putting his lyrics on sign

1

area woman has more than 200 products to help calm her

1

perhaps you would like to explain simplistic. Is the anthropic principle simplistic? What natural law created natural law? Where did the information come from? Is matter creating matter simplistic? Matter creating information? Here;s a deep thought: If matter created the Universe what if it changes it's mind! emoticonXRolleyes

0

roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'

1

hot-dog craving ends after first bite

1

Umm, don't know about you but I also eject waste through my penis - just don't do it when having sex, just not polite (unless they ask, now there's another fetish I don't get). Isn't it odd if the anus was not designed for a penis its still pleasurable?

1

sessions rattles baton along prison bars in speech vowing to crack down on violent crime

0

mariah carey reveals her bipolar ii diagnosis in candid interview

0

the prospects for mediation between saudi arabia and iran

1

romney's acceptance speech to avoid mentioning personal, professional, religious, political life

0

do college students care more about mental health than administrators?

1

republicans introduce economic equality bill for fun of shooting it down

0

this is the first u.s. school to allow marijuana for disabled students

1

report: music industry made $18 in 2009

0

big bird, beastie boys mashup tells you how to get to sabotage street

0

senators visit cuba hoping congress will ease restrictions

0

family finds frozen kitten and nurses him back to life

0

nyc police union chief blames mayor, protesters for police killings

0

Ever heard of gravitational lensing? It was the FIRST test of general relavtivity back in 1919. http://archive.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Cyberia/NumRel/EinsteinTest.html

0

prince charles voted next commonwealth leader after queen's endorsement

0

grandparents are apparently bribing their kids over baby names

1

nation's schools to ensure bullied transgender students hide in stalls of bathrooms corresponding to biological sex

1

That is a completely subjective assessment. Thelmoose and Unkerpaulie were already quick to dissociate themselves from any smugness or self righteousness on this very thread. It's a schism! I'm filing for their excommunication! emoticonXWow

0

ted cruz makes it too easy to point out the hypocrisy of his latest campaign ad

0

power plays by robert dekkers for post:ballet

1

incredibly popular george h.w. bush funeral gets extended 2-week run

1

man does incredibly well at slot machine demo embedded in ad

0

emeritus pope benedict to attend weekend's canonizations

1

man freely smoking pot in washington literally has no issue he feels strongly about anymore

1

Oh, now you've got Obama leaving a mess in your hole, and James Carville blasting your hole (Spicy Cajunspunk)? Now Bubba's not so sure about wanting to plug/plough your hole. Boy you really do get around, EZ. That hole must be pretty wide and loose.

1

roommate not seen for, like, five days

1

apple unveils single colossal iphone all americans can use at once

0

trump administration points to new york, chicago in latest 'sanctuary city' threat

0

trump is telling "jokes," but nobody's laughing

1

over 417,000 hours of private presidential conversations discovered after no one remembered to turn off richard nixon's tape recorder

0

fox news radio host todd starnes deems chick-fil-a the 'official chicken of jesus'

0

fyre festival co-founder has history of failing his customers

0

transmasculine bodies and the media

1

white house flag now moving minute to minute to indicate trump's mood

1

report: majority of statements now prefaced by phrase 'in light of recent events'

0

it aint over...till it's over!

0

how one man is redefining 'responsible' gun ownership

0

this gay couple shares the beautiful story of how their family formed

1

What the freaking hell are you even talking about, dude? Hi its Me did not even post that. Do you even read the dang posts here before spouting off your drivel!? Not to mention that it proved the unintelligence of creationists (as well as their predictive abilities, which, I must say are very poor).

1

report: that's expensive, please put that down

1

Um. LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE Jyoshu. This thread is about bible illiteracy. I realize you want to change the topic to something else. But again, it's illogical to complain I didn't answer a question you hadn't asked before.

0

Yet Bush's military record is downright questionable, as well as his Saudi Links, not to mention his business failures.

1

band dreams of one day becoming popular enough to alienate early fans

0

this 14-year-old cellist is making her mark in classical music

1

veteran given hero's welcome back to afghanistan

1

pat robertson says pie not delicious

1

pope francis hastily condemns capital punishment after vatican police announce new evidence found in 2014 stabbing

0

va loan program may be letting veterans down

1

Both statements are factual. It's only your limited grasp of reality that makes them confusing.

1

ex-starbucks ceo howard schultz announces he considering overpriced, mediocre presidential run

0

Yes. The better question is, did it happen just like in Genises? I don't think so.

1

The same thing it says about your spelling abilities, plenty. emoticonXRolleyes

1

backpedaling trump claims eldest son would probably be fine doing 5 to 10 years in prison

0

jeb poverty plan would end food stamps, let states sort things out

0

gun lobbyist warns gun owners could resort to 'bullet box' if they don't like election results

1

I'm a redneck because, unlike you, I believe in self-determination?! emoticonXWow

1

report: 96% of nation's smut consumed by filthiest 1%

1

sociologists confirm emergence of generation more entitled, self-absorbed than any seen before

0

'goodbye to the dead,' a conversation with brian freeman

0

how trump university relied heavily on the craft of con men

0

this is how to afford living abroad

1

So it doesn't matter that someone dies in their forties from hunger and cold because they are homeless and penniless, whilst another lives in luxury with the best food and medicines until his 80s: they are both equal? What planet do you live on, for it sure aren't the real world...

0

toothbrush melts into oblivion in surprisingly hypnotic video

1

seating chart revised to put problem senators up front

0

the 20 funniest tweets from women this week

0

hannibal buress arrested for disorderly intoxication in miami

1

man who got 6-figure book deal from his tumblr account has the fucking nerve to appear on national television

1

gay guy's gay thing well attended

0

capital in 21st century

1

Yes, it is. I'm actually considering moving out of the south specifically for that reason. I will miss the largemouth bass fishing....wth is a pike? ;) It's always been that bad though, now that I think about it. It's just I ignored it more when I was younger. The sticker is moronic IMO. If they label "evolution" with that, they should go ahead and label every single book, TV, everyone's forehead, and every object that can hold a sticker in the entire world. Some people thing there is "openess" about being correct or incorrect. On some things that are opinion, sure. On reality? Not the case. I mean, I'm not running around believing John Kerry actually won the election despite the evidence, although I certainly could, if I approached the election results with "an open mind". Although I could....hmmm...just have to keep it up for 4 years! -Mach

1

That's nice, but have you ever thought of reading your own religion's Holy Book so that you can intelligently discuss what it is that Jesus and his disciples said?

0

Most of the time one should be able to tell the sex of the baby by about 20 weeks and very often even at sixteen. Second trimester starts at 12 weeks. You cant get an abortion after determining the sex because its illegal.Where are you getting your data?

0

newspaper front pages usher in uncertainty of new trump era

0

9 things you're doing that drive your doctor crazy

1

republicans' 'diversity through imported africans' plan criticized

0

michigan residents are pretty unhappy with rick snyder

1

secretary of agriculture finally gets around to reading fast food nation

0

the questions we should be asking ourselves when we make school lunch

0

2 officers fired, 2 suspended for violently dragging doctor off united flight

1

Since you say I call names, we could have a real simple debate if you like. You copy/paste all the times I've called someone names, and I'll copy paste all the times I've been called names. The one with the most copy/pastes wins. How about if I give you a 5 to 1 ratio on it? I'm a lot more confident I'd win that one, than the 'evolution is atheistic' one. :)

0

gentrification rolls on in dallas, but will it grow up?

0

the gulf crisis: fake news shines spotlight on psychological warfare

0

trump is the 'embodiment of everything republicans were trying to exorcise'

0

moving unicef ad shows how history is repeating itself for refugees

0

andy samberg impaled jerry from 'parks and recreation' with an emmy

1

caricaturist's self-portrait extremely forgiving

0

stop calling young adults "college kids"

1

area man fantasized about for one and only time in his life

1

man taking phone out of case for first time in years struck by forgotten beauty