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1	pelosi: 'we must fight even harder against trump's authoritarian impulses now that we've voted to enable them'
1	cannon overshoots tim kaine across wells fargo center
1	Why would I want lies , deceptions and superstition? I mean, if believing in Jesus makes people act like you, NO THANKS
1	pop culture site powering through 4 weeks of sponsored posts for movie its film critic called 'contemptible trash'
0	I believe science can indeed tell us when it cannot be considered a "person" as we define a person legally. No mental existence for the simple reason that the hardware has yet to form. Protecting "potential" persons is beyond the scope of our Constitution IMO.
0	the bravery of transgender service members rejuvenates the sense of service this veteran's day
1	everyone in friend group drinking solely so they can tolerate each other
1	doll-housing crisis set to worsen, mean older brother says
1	burger king's royal taster found dead
0	my biggest leadership win: the day my life stopped working
0	john legend gushing about chrissy teigen and baby luna is just the cutest
0	Of course not, but I fail to see how atheists are using science as its god, can you please explain that to me directly? Evolution doesn't refute god at all. In fact with evolution, intelligent design is entirely possible. But that still doesn't make it science.
0	sepp blatter faces 90-day suspension from fifa
0	face it: ted cruz won the republican debate
1	report: dog's nose must really itch if he willing to repeatedly kick self in face that hard
0	omarosa was right and wrong in joining trump
0	You may have missed the context from the other thread I referred to.The point I made is that the unlikeliness of a Presidential signature did not stop Senator Obama from voting in favor of a required Iraq troop withdraw timetable. The promised veto threat didn't matter in this instance. He was "standing on principle." Well, same would apply for his newfound views disfavoring DOMA as well in my view.
1	dead daughter would have wanted $220 million liability settlement
0	roommate dancing while he thinks no one's watching is amazing
1	5 states to decide whether to legalize marijuana or continue honoring god
0	politics are dominating the supreme court this week. that's not good.
0	5 reasons you should let your mind wander
0	bernie sanders says hillary clinton should cut ties with clinton foundation if elected
0	rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot'
0	the no paper challenge: what if we wrapped gifts sustainably?
1	sudanese elephant trying to forget
1	fox ordered to cancel upcoming when presidents are assassinated live special
1	crowd of voters cheers patronizing rhetoric
0	That has nothing to do with acknowledging or not acknowledging facts.
1	man knows exactly which asshole got him sick
0	this teenager's gory special effects videos are bloody impressive
0	4 low-risk strategies for expanding your professional network
0	books with badass female protagonists: what's your go to book?
0	At your service:ComparisonI could've just circled the whole thing, but this makes it clearer. Plus it's overall body shape is "fatter"
0	will content marketing replace traditional sales?
0	The question still remains as to whether this is negative intrusion (which is what the libertarians want) or positive intrusion (what the libertarians do not want.) Anyone with half a brain can know that it's intrusion. The matter becomes complicated when one tries to place it in the category of anti-murder laws or theocratic forced religion laws.
1	nation on edge as court votes whether to legalize gay marriage now or in a few years
0	grateful for my mom's legacy this mother's day
0	how do conservatives ignore trump's behavior?
0	donald trump says peace in the middle east is 'one of the toughest deals'
0	russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says
0	the most popular pies around the world, according to pinterest
0	churchill's polar bears are finally back on the ice—and they're sending a christmas message
1	visiting liberian dignitary in no hurry to leave
0	next week's republican debate in utah canceled
0	'trump that b***h' sign at nashville gas station offends many residents
1	fast food customers less appealing than in commercial
1	melania trump's plane forced to make emergency landing after smoke begins billowing out of first lady
1	newly discovered dna evidence suggests children could be closely related to humans
1	new study finds humans may have some capacity for compassion
0	If you still believe this way, then you must believe then it is OK to kill a child that has been born if it might not be loved, or might suffer, etc. That is the logical conclusion to your argument. If an unborn child and a born child are the same to you, then you cannot make a distinction as to which one should be killed and which one shouldn't. That is the spiralling hole into which abortion leads. There is a basic loss of respect for human life. Your defense actually scares me more than someone who deceives themself into believing the unborn child is not alive.
0	See above. A lock can create doubt about the ease of entry into a residence. Many criminals move from door to door until they find one that is unlocked, rather than drawing undue attention by smashing one in.
0	mark hamill joins 'star wars' fans at disneyland, and they totally freak out
1	If it did that, then you might have won an argument by now.
1	freak accident paralyzes man from waist up
0	Which, to my mind, is the more proper way to do things. Having the people decide on legislative matters seems alot like having a commitee of your neighbors decide on the proper way to perform your heart surgery. Too many states make it far too easy to get an issue on the ballot, and alot of very stupid laws and constituional amendments have resulted. Take a look at California politics if you want some examples.
0	It would be 'an' analogy, but like the language analogy, it has its limitations.It is interesting to note that creationist computer software developers/programmers cannot seem to agree on the implications of 'mutations' when using such analogies - one such person, C.K. Lester, declared that computer programs can accumulate up to 30% 'random change', just like DNA (hypothetically) can, therefore, the computer analogy is a good one. But programmer R. David Pogge declares that even a single altered bit in a line of computer code a million bits in length would destroy it.
0	texas hospital sued over ebola training seeks dismissal of the lawsuit
0	zimbabwe's youth defy blackout to organize protests on social media
1	mom dishing up her famous comments about your body this thanksgiving
0	the great republican revolt
1	driving instructor has own gas pedal in case student total pussy
1	Why not? My mother has been 39,for the last 39 years.
1	terrified 'newsroom' writers nodding heads at every bad idea aaron sorkin says
1	new stamp honors 41-cent stamp
0	after dark: meet joey arias, drag icon and nightlife legend
0	Yeshua is a more accurate pronounciation. There is little acceptance that it was ever "Yahshua" among scholars
0	'moana' sails straight to the top of the box office with massive $81.1 million opening
1	eric trump hooks donald jr. up to xbox, ipad, roomba to practice passing polygraph test
0	This whole thing is simply an epistemological argument, for which there is no answer. What is the nature of knowledge? There are positivists (Abe here) and there are constructivists (what Abe says you have to be if you don't believe in god.) This is a metaphysical debate that is decades old and it simply depends upon your point of view for the purpose of the discussion at hand.
0	i am trying to show that in fact the crime rate is increasing, not that there is more than a change in how it is reported. around here (my home county) we are doing much better.
0	rahm emanuel is andrew cuomo: hillary are you listening?
1	mega-churchgoer hopes to appear devout on jumbotron
0	ailey dancers and the kids with disabilities: "if a finger can move, they're a part of it"
0	Your wrong. Airplanes and courthouses are gun free zones but these places never have massacres.
1	Perhaps I worded that wrongly. My apologies. emoticonXDonno Once again my argument is ousted. You people are too smart. I think I'll stick to the Fun Debates for now.
1	Oh...come on Steeeeve...you know Bush is actually making it worse. After all, it is happening on Obama's watch, and we have got to have someone to blame. Bush was the president...let's just blame him. emoticonXRolleyes
1	teacher sees potential in student with glasses
1	rapture wreaks havoc on local book club
0	Actually, natural selection tends to preserve a species with only minor changes in a stable environment. But environments tend to change. I don't know what that "incipient organ" junk is supposed to mean. Is that another way of saying "what good is half a wing." Well, check out a penguin to find out. Look at a seal flipper. It has the same bones, arranged in the same way as a monkey. What good is it for a land animal? And what does "fully functional" mean? What function? Perhaps the new organ had a different purpose - take the clawed hands of fossil birds for example. They were good for catching prey and climbing, just like they were for their dinosaur ancestors. But those clawed wings also allowed early birds to fly.
0	'the walking dead' set to 'another one bites the dust' makes perfect sense
0	The mechanism, according to biologists, is a random mutation that would usually not reproduce much, but reproduces when the rest of the bacteria are removed. The mutation becomes a standard gene at this point.
0	setting up the jokes for maximum effect
0	'family feud' was out of control in steve harvey's 'tonight show' return
0	Without the Fall, Jesus would have no need to come to earth and be resurrected. Without Genesis, the entire bible-as-literal kinda falls apart.
0	sparring over soda tax, cities set referendums
0	this lesbian is considered a father in indiana (and an amazing one at that)
0	ios 9.3 link glitch is ruining some iphones
1	guy riding atv has really been looking forward to breaking his neck on wooded trail
1	My mistake; I read it wrong. And guess what? I do know what the moon is ;)
1	senator dick durbin forced to watch state of the union address from home after getting ripped off by ticket scalper
0	elizabeth warren slams pat toomey for trying to let banks 'swindle' cities and towns
0	manufacturers struggle to turn data into insight
0	matchbox 20 singer rob thomas apologizes for racist comments made in australia
0	tom hanks in carly rae jepsen's 'i really like you' video is oddly entertaining without music
0	salmonella is on the rise because people won't stop cuddling their chickens
0	colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities
1	loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere
0	here's what gop voters thought about the second debate
0	dee bogetti's gps guide for living in the moment

1

pelosi: 'we must fight even harder against trump's authoritarian impulses now that we've voted to enable them'

1

cannon overshoots tim kaine across wells fargo center

1

Why would I want lies , deceptions and superstition? I mean, if believing in Jesus makes people act like you, NO THANKS

1

pop culture site powering through 4 weeks of sponsored posts for movie its film critic called 'contemptible trash'

0

I believe science can indeed tell us when it cannot be considered a "person" as we define a person legally. No mental existence for the simple reason that the hardware has yet to form. Protecting "potential" persons is beyond the scope of our Constitution IMO.

0

the bravery of transgender service members rejuvenates the sense of service this veteran's day

1

everyone in friend group drinking solely so they can tolerate each other

1

doll-housing crisis set to worsen, mean older brother says

1

burger king's royal taster found dead

0

my biggest leadership win: the day my life stopped working

0

john legend gushing about chrissy teigen and baby luna is just the cutest

0

Of course not, but I fail to see how atheists are using science as its god, can you please explain that to me directly? Evolution doesn't refute god at all. In fact with evolution, intelligent design is entirely possible. But that still doesn't make it science.

0

sepp blatter faces 90-day suspension from fifa

0

face it: ted cruz won the republican debate

1

report: dog's nose must really itch if he willing to repeatedly kick self in face that hard

0

omarosa was right and wrong in joining trump

0

You may have missed the context from the other thread I referred to.The point I made is that the unlikeliness of a Presidential signature did not stop Senator Obama from voting in favor of a required Iraq troop withdraw timetable. The promised veto threat didn't matter in this instance. He was "standing on principle." Well, same would apply for his newfound views disfavoring DOMA as well in my view.

1

dead daughter would have wanted $220 million liability settlement

0

roommate dancing while he thinks no one's watching is amazing

1

5 states to decide whether to legalize marijuana or continue honoring god

0

politics are dominating the supreme court this week. that's not good.

0

5 reasons you should let your mind wander

0

bernie sanders says hillary clinton should cut ties with clinton foundation if elected

0

rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot'

0

the no paper challenge: what if we wrapped gifts sustainably?

1

sudanese elephant trying to forget

1

fox ordered to cancel upcoming when presidents are assassinated live special

1

crowd of voters cheers patronizing rhetoric

0

That has nothing to do with acknowledging or not acknowledging facts.

1

man knows exactly which asshole got him sick

0

this teenager's gory special effects videos are bloody impressive

0

4 low-risk strategies for expanding your professional network

0

books with badass female protagonists: what's your go to book?

0

At your service:ComparisonI could've just circled the whole thing, but this makes it clearer. Plus it's overall body shape is "fatter"

0

will content marketing replace traditional sales?

0

The question still remains as to whether this is negative intrusion (which is what the libertarians want) or positive intrusion (what the libertarians do not want.) Anyone with half a brain can know that it's intrusion. The matter becomes complicated when one tries to place it in the category of anti-murder laws or theocratic forced religion laws.

1

nation on edge as court votes whether to legalize gay marriage now or in a few years

0

grateful for my mom's legacy this mother's day

0

how do conservatives ignore trump's behavior?

0

donald trump says peace in the middle east is 'one of the toughest deals'

0

russian plane broke up at high altitude, official says

0

the most popular pies around the world, according to pinterest

0

churchill's polar bears are finally back on the ice—and they're sending a christmas message

1

visiting liberian dignitary in no hurry to leave

0

next week's republican debate in utah canceled

0

'trump that b***h' sign at nashville gas station offends many residents

1

fast food customers less appealing than in commercial

1

melania trump's plane forced to make emergency landing after smoke begins billowing out of first lady

1

newly discovered dna evidence suggests children could be closely related to humans

1

new study finds humans may have some capacity for compassion

0

If you still believe this way, then you must believe then it is OK to kill a child that has been born if it might not be loved, or might suffer, etc. That is the logical conclusion to your argument. If an unborn child and a born child are the same to you, then you cannot make a distinction as to which one should be killed and which one shouldn't. That is the spiralling hole into which abortion leads. There is a basic loss of respect for human life. Your defense actually scares me more than someone who deceives themself into believing the unborn child is not alive.

0

See above. A lock can create doubt about the ease of entry into a residence. Many criminals move from door to door until they find one that is unlocked, rather than drawing undue attention by smashing one in.

0

mark hamill joins 'star wars' fans at disneyland, and they totally freak out

1

If it did that, then you might have won an argument by now.

1

freak accident paralyzes man from waist up

0

Which, to my mind, is the more proper way to do things. Having the people decide on legislative matters seems alot like having a commitee of your neighbors decide on the proper way to perform your heart surgery. Too many states make it far too easy to get an issue on the ballot, and alot of very stupid laws and constituional amendments have resulted. Take a look at California politics if you want some examples.

0

It would be 'an' analogy, but like the language analogy, it has its limitations.It is interesting to note that creationist computer software developers/programmers cannot seem to agree on the implications of 'mutations' when using such analogies - one such person, C.K. Lester, declared that computer programs can accumulate up to 30% 'random change', just like DNA (hypothetically) can, therefore, the computer analogy is a good one. But programmer R. David Pogge declares that even a single altered bit in a line of computer code a million bits in length would destroy it.

0

texas hospital sued over ebola training seeks dismissal of the lawsuit

0

zimbabwe's youth defy blackout to organize protests on social media

1

mom dishing up her famous comments about your body this thanksgiving

0

the great republican revolt

1

driving instructor has own gas pedal in case student total pussy

1

Why not? My mother has been 39,for the last 39 years.

1

terrified 'newsroom' writers nodding heads at every bad idea aaron sorkin says

1

new stamp honors 41-cent stamp

0

after dark: meet joey arias, drag icon and nightlife legend

0

Yeshua is a more accurate pronounciation. There is little acceptance that it was ever "Yahshua" among scholars

0

'moana' sails straight to the top of the box office with massive $81.1 million opening

1

eric trump hooks donald jr. up to xbox, ipad, roomba to practice passing polygraph test

0

This whole thing is simply an epistemological argument, for which there is no answer. What is the nature of knowledge? There are positivists (Abe here) and there are constructivists (what Abe says you have to be if you don't believe in god.) This is a metaphysical debate that is decades old and it simply depends upon your point of view for the purpose of the discussion at hand.

0

i am trying to show that in fact the crime rate is increasing, not that there is more than a change in how it is reported. around here (my home county) we are doing much better.

0

rahm emanuel is andrew cuomo: hillary are you listening?

1

mega-churchgoer hopes to appear devout on jumbotron

0

ailey dancers and the kids with disabilities: "if a finger can move, they're a part of it"

0

Your wrong. Airplanes and courthouses are gun free zones but these places never have massacres.

1

Perhaps I worded that wrongly. My apologies. emoticonXDonno Once again my argument is ousted. You people are too smart. I think I'll stick to the Fun Debates for now.

1

Oh...come on Steeeeve...you know Bush is actually making it worse. After all, it is happening on Obama's watch, and we have got to have someone to blame. Bush was the president...let's just blame him. emoticonXRolleyes

1

teacher sees potential in student with glasses

1

rapture wreaks havoc on local book club

0

Actually, natural selection tends to preserve a species with only minor changes in a stable environment. But environments tend to change. I don't know what that "incipient organ" junk is supposed to mean. Is that another way of saying "what good is half a wing." Well, check out a penguin to find out. Look at a seal flipper. It has the same bones, arranged in the same way as a monkey. What good is it for a land animal? And what does "fully functional" mean? What function? Perhaps the new organ had a different purpose - take the clawed hands of fossil birds for example. They were good for catching prey and climbing, just like they were for their dinosaur ancestors. But those clawed wings also allowed early birds to fly.

0

'the walking dead' set to 'another one bites the dust' makes perfect sense

0

The mechanism, according to biologists, is a random mutation that would usually not reproduce much, but reproduces when the rest of the bacteria are removed. The mutation becomes a standard gene at this point.

0

setting up the jokes for maximum effect

0

'family feud' was out of control in steve harvey's 'tonight show' return

0

Without the Fall, Jesus would have no need to come to earth and be resurrected. Without Genesis, the entire bible-as-literal kinda falls apart.

0

sparring over soda tax, cities set referendums

0

this lesbian is considered a father in indiana (and an amazing one at that)

0

ios 9.3 link glitch is ruining some iphones

1

guy riding atv has really been looking forward to breaking his neck on wooded trail

1

My mistake; I read it wrong. And guess what? I do know what the moon is ;)

1

senator dick durbin forced to watch state of the union address from home after getting ripped off by ticket scalper

0

elizabeth warren slams pat toomey for trying to let banks 'swindle' cities and towns

0

manufacturers struggle to turn data into insight

0

matchbox 20 singer rob thomas apologizes for racist comments made in australia

0

tom hanks in carly rae jepsen's 'i really like you' video is oddly entertaining without music

0

salmonella is on the rise because people won't stop cuddling their chickens

0

colorado sheriff accused of sexually assaulting inmate with developmental disabilities

1

loser congressman carries around pocket-sized version of constitution everywhere

0

here's what gop voters thought about the second debate

0

dee bogetti's gps guide for living in the moment