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1	No, I don't complain about that, liar. It's the loss of non-government jobs that people don't like. Wake up, yahoo. Now, here's two of your finest cosmopolitan liberals. http://en.ce.cn/Life/trend/200806/30...4798203203.jpg Relatives of yours?
1	out of respect for families, horrific disaster footage repeated hourly
0	scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions
0	are hackathons changing the way we do business?
0	trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama
0	10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!
0	Well, the point about evolution is that it doesn't need a god to tinker with it. Maybe you can postulate a god as the prime mover of the big bang, I don't know why you'd want to, but i suppose you could. After that, the laws of physics take over, and evolution is the result. Even if one were to suppose a god initiated the big bang, there is no reason to suppose it took an interest in subsequent events, or nudged them down one path as opposed to any other. Evolution doesn't need a deity in its daily operation... that's why it works so well as science!
0	learning to lose in argentina
0	I think a more telling question would be, why the hell would you rather feel constantly threatened than feel safe? It seems completely idiotic to me. Smiley
0	first of all, the claim is that random changes in molecules do not produce bodiliy structures. Proteins are molecules and are thus not what I was referring to. Second, there are no new enzymes or new proteins produced by any mutations...and not only that but none of those mutations have been shown to be random. So for all the billions of bodily structures in the world, ToE cannot account for even ONE of them.
1	new historical drama just 90 minutes of woman holding up petticoats while running through open field
1	uma thurman, ethan hawke to sire new race of homo celbritans
1	local cat attempts world record for things sat on
0	I wouldn't say most cjurches, because you cannot prove that. There is a long list of churches that are accepting of gay folks.
1	steve buscemi to make surprise guest appearance in this article
0	There isn't anything controversial about the articles claims, it has long been recognised that mammals evolved from reptile stock, who where descended from amphibians whose ancestors where fish.
0	So much for choice. Obama's little socialist minions want to use the tax system to collect healthcare premiums if you don't comply. After all, getting employers to collect income taxes before you even see your money has worked for these leeches in the pas
0	3 simple steps to restart your life
1	long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows
0	tribe prepares to keep up pipeline protest through north dakota winter
0	What about the pain and death inflicted upon the innocent women and girls forced to give birth? Have you no regard for them?
0	shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment
1	gene wilder's career in ruins following death of richard pryor
1	melania trump: 'my fat piece-of-shit husband who should go kill himself needs to stop bullying people online'
0	now the texas governor wants blake farenthold to repay your $84,000
0	20-year-old with down syndrome is the youngest business owner in his town
1	area man determined to get money's worth from pay toilet
1	lazy, overweight cockroach no longer has segmented abdomen
0	So the stats come from John Lott.... Wasn't he the one who got caught making up statistics and impersonated a woman for three years to support the pro-gun cause? http://articles.latimes.com/2006/may...on/oe-wiener31http://whoismaryrosh.com/....a bizarre individual who I don't think can be trusted.
1	Well bravo for you - they must not be all that good considering. Or did you simply learn to be deceptive yourself and confuse that with deception by others? Who can say?
0	nursing home placement can be the most loving choice for a person with alzheimer's
1	nation's women clarify they harbor no secret desire to see colleagues', acquaintances', strangers' genitals
0	But I already pointed out the mark of Cain in another thread. http://www.4forums.com/political/sho...57&postcount=1 You see, this particular gene has but two alleles. One exists in the majority of humans. That allele, along with several other genes involved in pigmentation create people with various shades of brown to very brown skin. The second allele was created by a more recent mutation and spread in a more limited population. That allele produces white skin.
1	domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza
0	hobby lobby to improve work performance through biblical punishments
1	onion social defends decision to remove 'you will live' promise from mission statement
0	'humans of new york' photo captures beautiful body love moment
0	thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban
0	you don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children
0	But you know it is more then just that. The poster gave a specific date that is relevant to when abortion was legalized. It shows the poster is being selective and may hold prejudice to fetuses who arent aborted by legal abortions. You see, it is the pro-life movement's selective outrages that makes me think they aren't serious about abortion as a whole.
1	container of recyclables emptied into trash
0	2 gop senators drop endorsements of roy moore
1	world's marine life on edge now that seaworld moving on from orcas
1	Ah, the esteemed Washington Times, the rag of that Korean Reverend who does the mass marriages and other weird stuff--um, what's his name now?
1	So, faith and argument from incredulity. If you find it impossible please state exactly what part is impossible. Then maybe an actual scientist could take over. Major in molecular biology? Not even a full degree; not like your going to doing anything original.
0	No, actually they used the Bible as a basis for their morality. They then applied that morality to the design of a system of government that they wanted to create. Maybe the majority of Americans are comfortable with the status quo WRT their morals. Who are you to tell them that they have to change for you?
1	strip poker ends solemnly with scar explanation
1	new trump campaign ad claims that illegal immigrants currently murdering you with knife
1	beijing air solidifies
1	cia issues posthumous apology after new evidence clears osama bin laden of involvement in 9/11 attacks
1	world's fattest town makes, consumes world's largest mozzarella stick
1	offended customer's huffy walkout goes unnoticed
1	ecstatic pope francis finally lands role as mary in st. peter's christmas pageant
1	Why doesn't this apply to Soviet Russia - which had a population of similar size ? Presumably, your answer would be that the USSR was less "developed" than the US ?
0	want to live to 102? here's how.
1	couple discovers shop that sells cakes
1	millions of holiday travelers return from parents' homes all caught up on 'the mentalist'
0	'time for japan to get more involved in the middle east,' says mp taro kono
1	John/John would figure out a way for the American taxpayers to foot the bill.
0	luis gutierrez shoots down steve king and louis gohmert on law protecting child immigrants
1	And you can be described as a "pre-dead corpse" as well. Histrionic revisionist linguistics only serve to push some form of dishonesty agenda that can not stand by itself on the facts. It is the coward's route. Are you a coward???
1	area mom issues stern warning on road where she once got a ticket
1	no one murdered because of this image
1	Now settle down charlie, and try to think rationally, just for a second. Have you ever heard of a tumor growing into a sentient life form as a fetus does? I'd appreciate a link documenting such an occurrence so we pro-lifers can start planning save the tumor rally's.
0	How is that a strawman? Your challenge directly relies upon something you assume to be proven, but has not been. Therefore even in a hypothetical stance, your underlying arguments are invalid, thus leading to everything else being invalid. You're not doing so well on this forum.
1	agent asks failing actor if he's considered becoming alt-right commentator
1	It's almost as hilarious as him believing in fairy tales written 3000 years ago.... That is how Easy's mind works kids ;)
1	Anything that doesn't fit your preconcieved prejudices is automaticlly wrong?
1	roommate all into cycling now
1	Why would I worry about a book of myths and fairy tales?
0	emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes
1	sherpa can already tell you're not going to make it
0	obamacare vs. trumpcare: a public health dilemma
0	dove deodorant's #alternativefacts campaign trolls the trump administration
1	consumer confidence verging on cockiness
1	5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in
0	nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family
1	brian kemp campaign energized after seeing early voter suppression numbers
1	haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching
0	the same old march
1	onion social announces hiring of james damore as chief technology officer
0	why donald trump fears women
0	sarah palin calls obama 'lazy' over approach to va scandal
0	As a gun owner I'm also a property owner. Or are you denying that guns are property?
1	american medical association changes stance on self-immolation
0	bask in the awkward disaster that was justin timberlake and anna kendrick's 'trolls' premiere
1	income inequality emerges as key topic to avoid in 2014 elections
0	read live updates on irma
0	immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado
1	jason momoa clearly came to oscars straight from work
1	pence aide encourages candidate to try some more happy-looking scowls during debate
0	how to get that $1,000 embroidered dress you've been seeing for under $100
0	private prison company backs super pacs for donald trump, senate republicans
1	putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin
1	feds break up brutal las vegas man-fighting ring
0	stunt biker danny macaskill turns scotland into the world's most incredible obstacle course
0	How elegant. Yes science is the way to understanding the physical world, and faith is the manifestation of our spiritual selves. But when you say this among sci-only people, it is immediately misconstrued. Most sci people won't even read that sentence objectively. Say the word "spirit" and suddenly you are changed into a fundamentalist, inbred, uneducated, dimwit who wouldn't know Planck's constant if it hit you in the head.Life is much more than a series of reactions. It is cool that we are able to reduce it down so much. The benefits of science are vast. But there just seems that there is more than meets the eye. I'm curious.
1	hair dyed back to original color
0	caitlyn jenner calls out jimmy kimmel for jokes about her transition
1	Well, in the case of a creationist, the bias determines what evidence will be discarded, what evidence will be twisted, what evidence will simply be ignored.

1

No, I don't complain about that, liar. It's the loss of non-government jobs that people don't like. Wake up, yahoo. Now, here's two of your finest cosmopolitan liberals. http://en.ce.cn/Life/trend/200806/30...4798203203.jpg Relatives of yours?

1

out of respect for families, horrific disaster footage repeated hourly

0

scotland and wales will now allow northern irish women to access free abortions

0

are hackathons changing the way we do business?

0

trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama

0

10 names for me that i find offensive, incorrect, bigoted, sexist and just plain wrong!

0

Well, the point about evolution is that it doesn't need a god to tinker with it. Maybe you can postulate a god as the prime mover of the big bang, I don't know why you'd want to, but i suppose you could. After that, the laws of physics take over, and evolution is the result. Even if one were to suppose a god initiated the big bang, there is no reason to suppose it took an interest in subsequent events, or nudged them down one path as opposed to any other. Evolution doesn't need a deity in its daily operation... that's why it works so well as science!

0

learning to lose in argentina

0

I think a more telling question would be, why the hell would you rather feel constantly threatened than feel safe? It seems completely idiotic to me. Smiley

0

first of all, the claim is that random changes in molecules do not produce bodiliy structures. Proteins are molecules and are thus not what I was referring to. Second, there are no new enzymes or new proteins produced by any mutations...and not only that but none of those mutations have been shown to be random. So for all the billions of bodily structures in the world, ToE cannot account for even ONE of them.

1

new historical drama just 90 minutes of woman holding up petticoats while running through open field

1

uma thurman, ethan hawke to sire new race of homo celbritans

1

local cat attempts world record for things sat on

0

I wouldn't say most cjurches, because you cannot prove that. There is a long list of churches that are accepting of gay folks.

1

steve buscemi to make surprise guest appearance in this article

0

There isn't anything controversial about the articles claims, it has long been recognised that mammals evolved from reptile stock, who where descended from amphibians whose ancestors where fish.

0

So much for choice. Obama's little socialist minions want to use the tax system to collect healthcare premiums if you don't comply. After all, getting employers to collect income taxes before you even see your money has worked for these leeches in the pas

0

3 simple steps to restart your life

1

long-silent facebook friend comes out of woodwork with post asking about insulating windows

0

tribe prepares to keep up pipeline protest through north dakota winter

0

What about the pain and death inflicted upon the innocent women and girls forced to give birth? Have you no regard for them?

0

shaun white called out by accuser's lawyer for minimizing sexual harassment

1

gene wilder's career in ruins following death of richard pryor

1

melania trump: 'my fat piece-of-shit husband who should go kill himself needs to stop bullying people online'

0

now the texas governor wants blake farenthold to repay your $84,000

0

20-year-old with down syndrome is the youngest business owner in his town

1

area man determined to get money's worth from pay toilet

1

lazy, overweight cockroach no longer has segmented abdomen

0

So the stats come from John Lott.... Wasn't he the one who got caught making up statistics and impersonated a woman for three years to support the pro-gun cause? http://articles.latimes.com/2006/may...on/oe-wiener31http://whoismaryrosh.com/....a bizarre individual who I don't think can be trusted.

1

Well bravo for you - they must not be all that good considering. Or did you simply learn to be deceptive yourself and confuse that with deception by others? Who can say?

0

nursing home placement can be the most loving choice for a person with alzheimer's

1

nation's women clarify they harbor no secret desire to see colleagues', acquaintances', strangers' genitals

0

But I already pointed out the mark of Cain in another thread. http://www.4forums.com/political/sho...57&postcount=1 You see, this particular gene has but two alleles. One exists in the majority of humans. That allele, along with several other genes involved in pigmentation create people with various shades of brown to very brown skin. The second allele was created by a more recent mutation and spread in a more limited population. That allele produces white skin.

1

domino's introduces thanksgiving feast pizza

0

hobby lobby to improve work performance through biblical punishments

1

onion social defends decision to remove 'you will live' promise from mission statement

0

'humans of new york' photo captures beautiful body love moment

0

thursday's morning email: momentum grows in congress for 'bump stock' ban

0

you don't have to 'cherish every moment' to appreciate your children

0

But you know it is more then just that. The poster gave a specific date that is relevant to when abortion was legalized. It shows the poster is being selective and may hold prejudice to fetuses who arent aborted by legal abortions. You see, it is the pro-life movement's selective outrages that makes me think they aren't serious about abortion as a whole.

1

container of recyclables emptied into trash

0

2 gop senators drop endorsements of roy moore

1

world's marine life on edge now that seaworld moving on from orcas

1

Ah, the esteemed Washington Times, the rag of that Korean Reverend who does the mass marriages and other weird stuff--um, what's his name now?

1

So, faith and argument from incredulity. If you find it impossible please state exactly what part is impossible. Then maybe an actual scientist could take over. Major in molecular biology? Not even a full degree; not like your going to doing anything original.

0

No, actually they used the Bible as a basis for their morality. They then applied that morality to the design of a system of government that they wanted to create. Maybe the majority of Americans are comfortable with the status quo WRT their morals. Who are you to tell them that they have to change for you?

1

strip poker ends solemnly with scar explanation

1

new trump campaign ad claims that illegal immigrants currently murdering you with knife

1

beijing air solidifies

1

cia issues posthumous apology after new evidence clears osama bin laden of involvement in 9/11 attacks

1

world's fattest town makes, consumes world's largest mozzarella stick

1

offended customer's huffy walkout goes unnoticed

1

ecstatic pope francis finally lands role as mary in st. peter's christmas pageant

1

Why doesn't this apply to Soviet Russia - which had a population of similar size ? Presumably, your answer would be that the USSR was less "developed" than the US ?

0

want to live to 102? here's how.

1

couple discovers shop that sells cakes

1

millions of holiday travelers return from parents' homes all caught up on 'the mentalist'

0

'time for japan to get more involved in the middle east,' says mp taro kono

1

John/John would figure out a way for the American taxpayers to foot the bill.

0

luis gutierrez shoots down steve king and louis gohmert on law protecting child immigrants

1

And you can be described as a "pre-dead corpse" as well. Histrionic revisionist linguistics only serve to push some form of dishonesty agenda that can not stand by itself on the facts. It is the coward's route. Are you a coward???

1

area mom issues stern warning on road where she once got a ticket

1

no one murdered because of this image

1

Now settle down charlie, and try to think rationally, just for a second. Have you ever heard of a tumor growing into a sentient life form as a fetus does? I'd appreciate a link documenting such an occurrence so we pro-lifers can start planning save the tumor rally's.

0

How is that a strawman? Your challenge directly relies upon something you assume to be proven, but has not been. Therefore even in a hypothetical stance, your underlying arguments are invalid, thus leading to everything else being invalid. You're not doing so well on this forum.

1

agent asks failing actor if he's considered becoming alt-right commentator

1

It's almost as hilarious as him believing in fairy tales written 3000 years ago.... That is how Easy's mind works kids ;)

1

Anything that doesn't fit your preconcieved prejudices is automaticlly wrong?

1

roommate all into cycling now

1

Why would I worry about a book of myths and fairy tales?

0

emma stone, meryl streep and other stars bring activists to golden globes

1

sherpa can already tell you're not going to make it

0

obamacare vs. trumpcare: a public health dilemma

0

dove deodorant's #alternativefacts campaign trolls the trump administration

1

consumer confidence verging on cockiness

1

5-year-old at underfunded kindergarten enjoying last few weeks before achievement gap kicks in

0

nurturing mama: 5 ways that taking care of yourself is a gift to your child and family

1

brian kemp campaign energized after seeing early voter suppression numbers

1

haunted corn maze owner has another conversation with zombie no. 2 about not touching

0

the same old march

1

onion social announces hiring of james damore as chief technology officer

0

why donald trump fears women

0

sarah palin calls obama 'lazy' over approach to va scandal

0

As a gun owner I'm also a property owner. Or are you denying that guns are property?

1

american medical association changes stance on self-immolation

0

bask in the awkward disaster that was justin timberlake and anna kendrick's 'trolls' premiere

1

income inequality emerges as key topic to avoid in 2014 elections

0

read live updates on irma

0

immigration reform could swing two key races in colorado

1

jason momoa clearly came to oscars straight from work

1

pence aide encourages candidate to try some more happy-looking scowls during debate

0

how to get that $1,000 embroidered dress you've been seeing for under $100

0

private prison company backs super pacs for donald trump, senate republicans

1

putin learns putin behind plot to assassinate putin

1

feds break up brutal las vegas man-fighting ring

0

stunt biker danny macaskill turns scotland into the world's most incredible obstacle course

0

How elegant. Yes science is the way to understanding the physical world, and faith is the manifestation of our spiritual selves. But when you say this among sci-only people, it is immediately misconstrued. Most sci people won't even read that sentence objectively. Say the word "spirit" and suddenly you are changed into a fundamentalist, inbred, uneducated, dimwit who wouldn't know Planck's constant if it hit you in the head.Life is much more than a series of reactions. It is cool that we are able to reduce it down so much. The benefits of science are vast. But there just seems that there is more than meets the eye. I'm curious.

1

hair dyed back to original color

0

caitlyn jenner calls out jimmy kimmel for jokes about her transition

1

Well, in the case of a creationist, the bias determines what evidence will be discarded, what evidence will be twisted, what evidence will simply be ignored.