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0	10 resolutions every woman should make in 2017
1	early stage threesome forming in corner of party
0	vatican bank's ex-chief indicted for embezzlement and money laundering
1	pence unveils campaign to educate teens about dangers of premarital eye contact
1	Actually they apologised because it's a bit of a fad amongst the limp-wristed politicians at the moment. And anyway, the blood is fairly even on both sides.
1	castro leaves hospital two years younger, four inches taller
1	hydra decides to see doctor about painful ingrown head
1	nelson mandela becomes first politician to be missed
1	area man proud he can still fit into car from high school
0	But pro-lifers often base the pro-life stance on preventing harm. Not just religion. (And in this case they are one-in-the-same anyway.) This isn't a case of harm-preventative-morality versus religious-morality; it's a case of two harm-preventative moralities in conflict, due to each only focusing mostly on one aspect (either the mother or the unborn baby).
0	obama's still trying to convince people his birth certificate is real
1	confused marines capture al-jazeera leader
0	inside paris with an urban explorer
1	pope benedict asks if it's too late to change name
0	kate mara: it's 'quite an honor' to play a female superhero
0	the clintons' arkansas network comes to new hampshire
1	serial killer makes impassioned case for protecting local marsh
1	So how are those gun free zones working out for you?
0	but it is the best theory besides evolution. If evolution isn't true somebody please come up with a new theory to compete with creation. Right here please I would like to know what is option #2 for Atheism." Just out of interest, which version of creation are you talking about?
0	5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong
0	britney spears soaks up the sun in tiny yellow bikini
0	massive filament snakes across sun's surface
0	it's not too late, ivanka
0	eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people'
1	** If you call your diktat, "productive dialogue", then you must be employed by 'The Department of Truth', or whatever they're calling it these days. And since to you "scientific" means, solely and only, "materialist/mechanist", right from the jump, there never was any chance of 'dialogue' taking place.
1	woman's body confusing jumble of celtic, egyptian, japanese symbols
1	report: income inequality most apparent during fifth-grade classmate's birthday party
0	10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book
0	stop thinking, just move: combatting ocd
0	justin trudeau continues to melt hearts, teaching son how to make s'mores
0	holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88
0	You know that under most public healthcare systems you can still buy private care if you really want to, don't you?As for OldSarge's claim of bean pushers deciding what care you get, isn't another name for them "claims adjustors"? When I go to see a doctor he's the one who decides my treatment, not anyone else. He doesn't have to call anyone to check the funding is there, if it's covered for anyone, it's covered for me as well.
0	here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night
1	world unites in desire to have a little more time between terrorist attacks
1	Repent, you Christ-denying, gay bashing radical heathen.. well, you already are going to end up in the Pit.
0	dakota johnson awkwardly accepts sex toys from ellen degeneres
0	bergdahl to face court martial for desertion
1	woman beginning to suspect husband having second affair
1	hasbro pledges additional 30 marbles for hippo-hunger relief
0	top democrat pushes back on expanding obama's trade powers
1	'humanity deserves to live in darkness,' onion social algorithm cries out before bursting into bright light, disappearing from earthly realm
1	levi's unveils new line of jeans with size written across the whole ass
0	it is no "story"........i am debating on the whole evolution thing... look at the facts. so many great ppl, physics people, niels bohr, he was for evoulution, then he found out all of the facts that it is junk, so he became a christian
1	Ahh...I perceive that Cauchy3 or one of his descendents has made it to this site. Friends, we are in for some surreal poetry!
1	Coveting is the basis for capitalism. Without coveting, there is no motivation!
1	food purchased as souvenir tragically revealed to be available back home
1	How do you KNOW Bush let's Cheney run the government..oh yeah, that's right, CNN/CBS told you. So you will knock one of the greatest minds this country has because he has a bad heart and can't stand for long periods of time? What a goober, so I guess Stephen Hawking should die too, huh?
1	mother's day card mailed
1	You know you have outwitted a conservative thinker when they completely dodge the argument you have made.
1	son attempts to cultivate parents' interest in better movies
0	robert redford may be wrong when he said retirement leads to death
0	See my post above, Hi. marc ignores fundamentals of Miller's beliefs that he clearly spells out in trying to push his anti-Miller argument.
1	our nation's celebrities: what are they wearing?
0	sessions launches team trump's russia counteroffensive
0	Yeah, see this is the old "gateway drug" fallacy.If anything is a gateway drug, it's alcohol, so why is it still legal?If a drug can act as a "gateway" to other drugs, isn't that why it's illegal?So are people sitting around drinking alcohol all day, waiting for someone to come by with something "harder"? No, and the same is true for people who smoke pot. Oh, sure they may also do other things once and a while, but it wasn't simply because they tried that first joint. It's just a personality trait and a common one. If pot didn't exist, these people would be doing something else. The same with alcohol and cigarettes. If they didn't exist, people would find some other type of vice.
0	I am so sorry to hear about what has happened to you. I hope you get away from this terrible man and surround yourself with people who love you.I must ask, though, why are you a Christian? You completely disagree with typical Christian sentiments on abortion, you feel none of the purported guilt the religious movement implies is inevitable, you feel like you did the right thing, so why would you continue to profess to belong to this religion if you disagree with one of the major issues of the day?
0	at this year's toronto film festival, it's the quieter performances that speak the loudest
1	portrait of nude, bleeding man hung on school wall
1	every new yorker found murdered
0	how do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine?
1	man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd
0	queer teens face a shocking amount of violence and discrimination
0	kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships
1	film to be made into john grisham
1	'when i'm acquitted, i'll murder those interviewers,' robert durst mutters while still wearing microphone
1	aerobics enthusiast believes in crystal light, self
1	saudi women receive husbands' explicit permission to celebrate right to vote
1	But maybe god does not hate gays, maybe he just hates the ones that demand to have sex with people whether they want it or not.
0	But we also don't know that evolution is true - it is a belief system about the past that requires faith for it to have any reason. Your first part is already false (proved above).
0	sport for good: nelson mandela's vision, one community at a time
1	man who downloaded $2.99 meditation app prepares to enter lotus plane of eternal serenity
1	biggest guy in prison tired of every new inmate beating shit out of him on their first day
0	the world economic forum is giving goosebumps to some 'game of thrones' fans
0	why trumpcare is giving senate republicans heartburn
0	No one insists they are "descendants". No one insists they are ancestors either. Rather, they are viewed as an offshoot of the branch that led to H. sapiens sapiens (i.e.-us). Just like your cousins are neither your ancestors or your descendants.
0	What a condescending attitude you have. In case you haven't noticed, you are a very small part of the human race that you smuggly hold in contempt. (Thankfully small!) Your mission should be to improve it, not to stand back and claim you are better than everybody else, as you seem to do. Killing innocent people of any age is wrong. Children are no exception, they are just the epitomy of innocence. The "pretty sick" applies to your own deluded thoughts. Rest assured, I will not mourn your death or the deaths of any of those you may have taught your insane values. You are !
1	fcc to fine americans who don't keep up with tv shows
1	man now too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness
1	knights organization denies claims that overhunting could lead to extinction of dragons
1	atlantic records sends cease-and-desist order to woman using lizzo's 'juice' as her personal anthem
1	suri cruise somehow already 11
1	tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously
1	grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap
0	bill clinton's welfare reform law is kicking up to 1 million people off food stamps
1	I was not dead in the 70s but I was not living in the States. I was under the impression that Abba was not successful in the States but did not have the advantage of the world wide web to ask my American cousins if this was the case.I could not afford to fly over there either. I was also under the impression that Diana Ross was not popular in South America maybe Winston will read this post one day and tell me I was dead in the 70s and 80s.
1	lara flynn boyle's publicist warns interviewer upfront
1	pope francis scouring papal tombs for final easter egg of vatican hunt
1	justify wakes up next to decapitated head of prized jockey after refusing to throw triple crown
0	do trump voters continue to support repeal of obamacare?
1	astronomers confirm moon will have dozens of new phases in 2019
1	high school fuckup now in charge of checking airport luggage for explosives
0	in iran and north korea, trump is playing with nuclear fire
0	the u.s. might be getting closer to expanding its isis fight
1	queen elizabeth annoyed nude pictures of prince harry don't show anything good
0	reporter hailed a 'patriot' for defying white house by live-streaming press briefing
0	muscular guys are seen as better leaders, but there's a catch
1	man's only contribution to house search periodically telling wife he wishes he knew how to help
1	you told me in an earlier post that the mother should die, even if they predict the fetus will kill the mother. your bible states otherwise.
1	'my god, i've discovered the missing link in the russia investigation,' think 379,000 reddit users simultaneously
1	cbs picks up nbc nightly news

0

10 resolutions every woman should make in 2017

1

early stage threesome forming in corner of party

0

vatican bank's ex-chief indicted for embezzlement and money laundering

1

pence unveils campaign to educate teens about dangers of premarital eye contact

1

Actually they apologised because it's a bit of a fad amongst the limp-wristed politicians at the moment. And anyway, the blood is fairly even on both sides.

1

castro leaves hospital two years younger, four inches taller

1

hydra decides to see doctor about painful ingrown head

1

nelson mandela becomes first politician to be missed

1

area man proud he can still fit into car from high school

0

But pro-lifers often base the pro-life stance on preventing harm. Not just religion. (And in this case they are one-in-the-same anyway.) This isn't a case of harm-preventative-morality versus religious-morality; it's a case of two harm-preventative moralities in conflict, due to each only focusing mostly on one aspect (either the mother or the unborn baby).

0

obama's still trying to convince people his birth certificate is real

1

confused marines capture al-jazeera leader

0

inside paris with an urban explorer

1

pope benedict asks if it's too late to change name

0

kate mara: it's 'quite an honor' to play a female superhero

0

the clintons' arkansas network comes to new hampshire

1

serial killer makes impassioned case for protecting local marsh

1

So how are those gun free zones working out for you?

0

but it is the best theory besides evolution. If evolution isn't true somebody please come up with a new theory to compete with creation. Right here please I would like to know what is option #2 for Atheism." Just out of interest, which version of creation are you talking about?

0

5 reasons your salon haircut turned out wrong

0

britney spears soaks up the sun in tiny yellow bikini

0

massive filament snakes across sun's surface

0

it's not too late, ivanka

0

eric trump says those who oppose his dad are 'not even people'

1

** If you call your diktat, "productive dialogue", then you must be employed by 'The Department of Truth', or whatever they're calling it these days. And since to you "scientific" means, solely and only, "materialist/mechanist", right from the jump, there never was any chance of 'dialogue' taking place.

1

woman's body confusing jumble of celtic, egyptian, japanese symbols

1

report: income inequality most apparent during fifth-grade classmate's birthday party

0

10 lessons we learned from diane keaton's new book

0

stop thinking, just move: combatting ocd

0

justin trudeau continues to melt hearts, teaching son how to make s'mores

0

holocaust survivor receives high school diploma at age 88

0

You know that under most public healthcare systems you can still buy private care if you really want to, don't you?As for OldSarge's claim of bean pushers deciding what care you get, isn't another name for them "claims adjustors"? When I go to see a doctor he's the one who decides my treatment, not anyone else. He doesn't have to call anyone to check the funding is there, if it's covered for anyone, it's covered for me as well.

0

here's what happened when i slept for an extra hour each night

1

world unites in desire to have a little more time between terrorist attacks

1

Repent, you Christ-denying, gay bashing radical heathen.. well, you already are going to end up in the Pit.

0

dakota johnson awkwardly accepts sex toys from ellen degeneres

0

bergdahl to face court martial for desertion

1

woman beginning to suspect husband having second affair

1

hasbro pledges additional 30 marbles for hippo-hunger relief

0

top democrat pushes back on expanding obama's trade powers

1

'humanity deserves to live in darkness,' onion social algorithm cries out before bursting into bright light, disappearing from earthly realm

1

levi's unveils new line of jeans with size written across the whole ass

0

it is no "story"........i am debating on the whole evolution thing... look at the facts. so many great ppl, physics people, niels bohr, he was for evoulution, then he found out all of the facts that it is junk, so he became a christian

1

Ahh...I perceive that Cauchy3 or one of his descendents has made it to this site. Friends, we are in for some surreal poetry!

1

Coveting is the basis for capitalism. Without coveting, there is no motivation!

1

food purchased as souvenir tragically revealed to be available back home

1

How do you KNOW Bush let's Cheney run the government..oh yeah, that's right, CNN/CBS told you. So you will knock one of the greatest minds this country has because he has a bad heart and can't stand for long periods of time? What a goober, so I guess Stephen Hawking should die too, huh?

1

mother's day card mailed

1

You know you have outwitted a conservative thinker when they completely dodge the argument you have made.

1

son attempts to cultivate parents' interest in better movies

0

robert redford may be wrong when he said retirement leads to death

0

See my post above, Hi. marc ignores fundamentals of Miller's beliefs that he clearly spells out in trying to push his anti-Miller argument.

1

our nation's celebrities: what are they wearing?

0

sessions launches team trump's russia counteroffensive

0

Yeah, see this is the old "gateway drug" fallacy.If anything is a gateway drug, it's alcohol, so why is it still legal?If a drug can act as a "gateway" to other drugs, isn't that why it's illegal?So are people sitting around drinking alcohol all day, waiting for someone to come by with something "harder"? No, and the same is true for people who smoke pot. Oh, sure they may also do other things once and a while, but it wasn't simply because they tried that first joint. It's just a personality trait and a common one. If pot didn't exist, these people would be doing something else. The same with alcohol and cigarettes. If they didn't exist, people would find some other type of vice.

0

I am so sorry to hear about what has happened to you. I hope you get away from this terrible man and surround yourself with people who love you.I must ask, though, why are you a Christian? You completely disagree with typical Christian sentiments on abortion, you feel none of the purported guilt the religious movement implies is inevitable, you feel like you did the right thing, so why would you continue to profess to belong to this religion if you disagree with one of the major issues of the day?

0

at this year's toronto film festival, it's the quieter performances that speak the loudest

1

portrait of nude, bleeding man hung on school wall

1

every new yorker found murdered

0

how do i teach my girls to love their bodies when i hate mine?

1

man adds a few personalized tracks to standard new-girlfriend mix cd

0

queer teens face a shocking amount of violence and discrimination

0

kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships

1

film to be made into john grisham

1

'when i'm acquitted, i'll murder those interviewers,' robert durst mutters while still wearing microphone

1

aerobics enthusiast believes in crystal light, self

1

saudi women receive husbands' explicit permission to celebrate right to vote

1

But maybe god does not hate gays, maybe he just hates the ones that demand to have sex with people whether they want it or not.

0

But we also don't know that evolution is true - it is a belief system about the past that requires faith for it to have any reason. Your first part is already false (proved above).

0

sport for good: nelson mandela's vision, one community at a time

1

man who downloaded $2.99 meditation app prepares to enter lotus plane of eternal serenity

1

biggest guy in prison tired of every new inmate beating shit out of him on their first day

0

the world economic forum is giving goosebumps to some 'game of thrones' fans

0

why trumpcare is giving senate republicans heartburn

0

No one insists they are "descendants". No one insists they are ancestors either. Rather, they are viewed as an offshoot of the branch that led to H. sapiens sapiens (i.e.-us). Just like your cousins are neither your ancestors or your descendants.

0

What a condescending attitude you have. In case you haven't noticed, you are a very small part of the human race that you smuggly hold in contempt. (Thankfully small!) Your mission should be to improve it, not to stand back and claim you are better than everybody else, as you seem to do. Killing innocent people of any age is wrong. Children are no exception, they are just the epitomy of innocence. The "pretty sick" applies to your own deluded thoughts. Rest assured, I will not mourn your death or the deaths of any of those you may have taught your insane values. You are !

1

fcc to fine americans who don't keep up with tv shows

1

man now too exhausted to repress both anger and sadness

1

knights organization denies claims that overhunting could lead to extinction of dragons

1

atlantic records sends cease-and-desist order to woman using lizzo's 'juice' as her personal anthem

1

suri cruise somehow already 11

1

tammys of the world demand to be taken seriously

1

grandpa looking absolutely precious in new baseball cap

0

bill clinton's welfare reform law is kicking up to 1 million people off food stamps

1

I was not dead in the 70s but I was not living in the States. I was under the impression that Abba was not successful in the States but did not have the advantage of the world wide web to ask my American cousins if this was the case.I could not afford to fly over there either. I was also under the impression that Diana Ross was not popular in South America maybe Winston will read this post one day and tell me I was dead in the 70s and 80s.

1

lara flynn boyle's publicist warns interviewer upfront

1

pope francis scouring papal tombs for final easter egg of vatican hunt

1

justify wakes up next to decapitated head of prized jockey after refusing to throw triple crown

0

do trump voters continue to support repeal of obamacare?

1

astronomers confirm moon will have dozens of new phases in 2019

1

high school fuckup now in charge of checking airport luggage for explosives

0

in iran and north korea, trump is playing with nuclear fire

0

the u.s. might be getting closer to expanding its isis fight

1

queen elizabeth annoyed nude pictures of prince harry don't show anything good

0

reporter hailed a 'patriot' for defying white house by live-streaming press briefing

0

muscular guys are seen as better leaders, but there's a catch

1

man's only contribution to house search periodically telling wife he wishes he knew how to help

1

you told me in an earlier post that the mother should die, even if they predict the fetus will kill the mother. your bible states otherwise.

1

'my god, i've discovered the missing link in the russia investigation,' think 379,000 reddit users simultaneously

1

cbs picks up nbc nightly news