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0	a new joint message from the kremlin and the trump administration
0	Wait, did you really ask a question imply an answer and then condemn someone for it? Haha, your logic may be more delusional than I thought.
1	biden pardons single yam in vice presidential thanksgiving ritual
0	ellen finally meets that chicken nugget kid sabotaging her twitter record
1	area woman has no idea she will hate jennifer lawrence 7 years from now
1	lucky bastard gets to be in coma
0	hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union
0	photos of janet jackson's style evolution through the years
0	You do have a problem with this person defending himself or you would not be attacking him. Fear made him do this. The fear was created in him by the buglers. You want unarmed passengers to attack armed terrorists on airplanes, but you have a problem with a home owner killing buglers.
1	truther jihadist wishes al-qaeda had committed 9/11 attacks
1	mta officials assure new yorkers that today's subway will run just as fucked up as normal
1	jay z honored to be nominated in same category as jay z
1	lab mouse nervous for first day of new job getting cancer
0	adele dresses up as dolly parton, to make her feel her love
1	complete idiot still thinks brittany murphy dating jeff kwatinetz
0	un chief warns trump not to ditch iran nuclear deal
1	study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail
0	slaughtering wolves in canada: a new essay shows just how unscientific, unethical, and inhumane these studies are
1	dole reveals one cantaloupe out there contains $10 million check
0	bernie sanders: 'it is not a radical idea' to ask for a $15 minimum wage
1	You mean like Korea? Oh wait we are still there.... Is Israel a nice secure place safe from terrorism? The notion that Iraq will be without conflict will not occur in our life time.
1	virginia governor calls on state to move past racist legacy of last few weeks
0	glitter birkenstocks are now a thing you can actually buy
1	cardinal law canonized following miracle of escaping criminal prosecution
1	Sounds like my 9mil. is more secure under my bed in hands reach.
1	excited african safari tourists quietly marvel as poacher stalks prey
0	college football's 5 unexpected heisman trophy hopefuls
0	ramadan reflection day 7: prayers for the people of burma's concentration camps
1	archivists unearth rare early career paul newman salsa
0	But Miller is with Jesus (and by extension, you): he says that God exists and that Christianity is true. Or, if you insist that he's against you, you're left with this conundrum: You call Miller and theistic evolutionists incorrect, and he calls you and anti-evolutionists incorrect; why is your position any more logical than his?Regarding your citation about atheists using evolutionary findings to support their concepts, you omit the remainder of the paragraph. Shame on you, marc, for your quote mine. Miller clearly continues with "philosophical pronouncements" that many atheists do not forward. Over the following three paragraphs, he examines a single philosophical insinuation -- not a plethora of them -- and then moves beyond "atheistic philosophical pronouncements."
1	area man realizes he's not the cool uncle
0	the u.s. already tested trump's canned goods idea on native americans. it was bad.
1	hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign
0	The value of logical reasoning is dependent upon your axioms. Highly religious people are no less capable of reasoning logically than anyone else - but the unshakeable axiom that their personal version of god really exists enters into every equation. For you, one axiom is the existence of Vitality; volition made quantifiable, and the other is that darwinian evolution must be wrong and worthless in every respect.There is no logical reason for you to deride NS the way you do; it's an integral part of any evolutionary theory that seeks to explain the big picture of how the organisms we see around us came to be; the occurrence of mutations, volitional or otherwise is not enough on its own. But your axioms prevent you from incorporating it into EAM and getting on with your life.
0	Not to be totally dependant and the systems of another body to keep it alive. Take a fetus out of the womb (That is during the period which most abortions are carried out) and it will die. Plus if the mother dies the fetus will as well. A baby doesn't depend on its mother's body to function. It can do that itself.
1	nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone
1	kfc, midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal
1	senate subcommittee on energy and water development more like a family
0	parents floored by stranger's kind act following their toddler's tantrum
0	the missing link: moving beyond first-level solutions to women's leadership
0	two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid
0	tommy wiseau is about to star in another weird movie. here's what to expect.
0	lyft and uber pull out of austin, but deceptive pricing is here to stay
0	these epic 360-degree photos will make you feel like you're on vacation
0	what's in a name?
0	magical marseille
1	nader polling at 8 percent among past supporters
1	news report on wartime atrocity even more powerful for its brevity
1	Well you wouldn't have to 5hit yourself everytime you walked down the streets if you had a gun yourself.
1	Were you drunk or were you high on hallucinogens...speed? lsd? crack?
1	You still trying to push your propaganda film? Let me ask you something, why would the fetus try and avoid the forceps? An infant will cheerfully try and grip a knife that is about to end it's life.
0	I think you have your image of an assault weapon slightly skewed. an assault weapon by its very name is a weapon designed to harm another human. this does not mean full auto it just means that it was never designed to be a target/hunting/self defense weapon.
1	justin timberlake pulling panicked all-nighter after realizing new album due tomorrow
1	box of old playboys found, good ones too
0	ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad'
0	41 photos of presidential pets over time
1	clothes come to forefront as major theme in this year's new york fashion week
0	That’s not the problem. The problem is how do you account for all the different species that are on the earth today coming from what you say were on the ark?
0	What does being a priest have to do with anything? It wouldn't matter if he were a Satan worshipper.
1	guy from sopranos drops by local pizza parlor for free slice
0	when is a religion 'extremist'?
1	parents seize creative control of 3rd-grade art project
0	teacher cut off woman's hair during hug: cops
0	6 dead, including 4 kids, in mass shooting near houston
1	neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good
1	secretary of education reveals she's forced to use own salary on yacht supplies
1	That's quite a leap, even for you. How did you know that the officiers were pro-life? Or that any pro-life people would condone the officiers' behavior in this instance. I certainly think it was excessive. I guess I must not be pro-life by your illogic.
1	Ok, i think i get your point, you dont care about laws so you do as you like, you dont agree with something so you do want you want to do. I may not agree with you, so in your view, i dont need any bodys permission to take you out.
0	michael moore rips 'so-called president'
1	3m introduces new line of protective foam eye plugs
1	garden state some poor fuck's favorite movie
0	So, you are going to ignore the fact that you just suggested that it was the Democrats trying to pass the immigration bill when it was really bipartisan? Really, Phyllis, are you too proud to admit that you were wrong?
0	trump working hard to pass cruelest health care bill yet
1	oscars officials warn only famous actors permitted to get political in acceptance speech
0	forget driverless cars. flying vehicles are almost here
0	You don?t offer much in the way of an argument.
1	miracle dog gives birth to septuplets
0	strive for rising expectations
0	the kind of demonstration i'd like to see
0	activist artist dread scott on why we need a revolution
0	beyonce shows love for 'cha cha' and lone star beer
0	from brothers to enemies: how syria's war has divided families
1	exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year
1	bush calls cabinet meeting to get story straight
0	duggar sisters say josh was 'a little too curious about girls'
0	This is more of a legal question involving whether or not it was negligence(sp). If so, you can't really sue for amounts of money you MIGHT get in the future. He could sue for lost pay on the job and other medicial procedures. So ya know :). I don't really know what the question is.
1	family comes first, reports man trying to get out of work
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 23
1	one of those fucking people wins new hampshire primary
0	dentist offers to buy back halloween candy
1	Well, you must not be a GOP lawmaker or the President of the United States. They're convinced that the only way to prevent the SCOTUS finding in favor of same-sex marriage is to amend the Constitution.
1	man at park who set up table full of water cups has no idea how passing marathon runners got impression they can take them
1	This is pathetic Monty. Taking snippets of long exchanges completely out of context to suit your purpose on a unrelated thread, IN REPSONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE. Are you still stewing over this? GET OVER IT. In the future, please refrain from involving me in your nonsense. Waxy
0	this quiz picks music and books based on your wine preferences
1	trump asks entire senate to clear out of chamber so he can speak to comey alone
0	universities, public spaces and the democratic way of life
0	using the united fiasco to flourish in the future
1	field-trip mishap fulfills child's wish to be oscar mayer wiener
0	how current eating disorder discourse fails the lgbtq community. and how we can change that.
1	new poll finds 74% of americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems

0

a new joint message from the kremlin and the trump administration

0

Wait, did you really ask a question imply an answer and then condemn someone for it? Haha, your logic may be more delusional than I thought.

1

biden pardons single yam in vice presidential thanksgiving ritual

0

ellen finally meets that chicken nugget kid sabotaging her twitter record

1

area woman has no idea she will hate jennifer lawrence 7 years from now

1

lucky bastard gets to be in coma

0

hillary clinton wins endorsement from united food and commercial workers union

0

photos of janet jackson's style evolution through the years

0

You do have a problem with this person defending himself or you would not be attacking him. Fear made him do this. The fear was created in him by the buglers. You want unarmed passengers to attack armed terrorists on airplanes, but you have a problem with a home owner killing buglers.

1

truther jihadist wishes al-qaeda had committed 9/11 attacks

1

mta officials assure new yorkers that today's subway will run just as fucked up as normal

1

jay z honored to be nominated in same category as jay z

1

lab mouse nervous for first day of new job getting cancer

0

adele dresses up as dolly parton, to make her feel her love

1

complete idiot still thinks brittany murphy dating jeff kwatinetz

0

un chief warns trump not to ditch iran nuclear deal

1

study: more couples delaying divorce until kids old enough to remember every painful detail

0

slaughtering wolves in canada: a new essay shows just how unscientific, unethical, and inhumane these studies are

1

dole reveals one cantaloupe out there contains $10 million check

0

bernie sanders: 'it is not a radical idea' to ask for a $15 minimum wage

1

You mean like Korea? Oh wait we are still there.... Is Israel a nice secure place safe from terrorism? The notion that Iraq will be without conflict will not occur in our life time.

1

virginia governor calls on state to move past racist legacy of last few weeks

0

glitter birkenstocks are now a thing you can actually buy

1

cardinal law canonized following miracle of escaping criminal prosecution

1

Sounds like my 9mil. is more secure under my bed in hands reach.

1

excited african safari tourists quietly marvel as poacher stalks prey

0

college football's 5 unexpected heisman trophy hopefuls

0

ramadan reflection day 7: prayers for the people of burma's concentration camps

1

archivists unearth rare early career paul newman salsa

0

But Miller is with Jesus (and by extension, you): he says that God exists and that Christianity is true. Or, if you insist that he's against you, you're left with this conundrum: You call Miller and theistic evolutionists incorrect, and he calls you and anti-evolutionists incorrect; why is your position any more logical than his?Regarding your citation about atheists using evolutionary findings to support their concepts, you omit the remainder of the paragraph. Shame on you, marc, for your quote mine. Miller clearly continues with "philosophical pronouncements" that many atheists do not forward. Over the following three paragraphs, he examines a single philosophical insinuation -- not a plethora of them -- and then moves beyond "atheistic philosophical pronouncements."

1

area man realizes he's not the cool uncle

0

the u.s. already tested trump's canned goods idea on native americans. it was bad.

1

hmo targets blacks with 'rapping good' health campaign

0

The value of logical reasoning is dependent upon your axioms. Highly religious people are no less capable of reasoning logically than anyone else - but the unshakeable axiom that their personal version of god really exists enters into every equation. For you, one axiom is the existence of Vitality; volition made quantifiable, and the other is that darwinian evolution must be wrong and worthless in every respect.There is no logical reason for you to deride NS the way you do; it's an integral part of any evolutionary theory that seeks to explain the big picture of how the organisms we see around us came to be; the occurrence of mutations, volitional or otherwise is not enough on its own. But your axioms prevent you from incorporating it into EAM and getting on with your life.

0

Not to be totally dependant and the systems of another body to keep it alive. Take a fetus out of the womb (That is during the period which most abortions are carried out) and it will die. Plus if the mother dies the fetus will as well. A baby doesn't depend on its mother's body to function. It can do that itself.

1

nation's ivy leaguers share hearty laugh that dartmouth grad thinks she can talk shit on anyone

1

kfc, midas team up for much-anticipated crossover meal

1

senate subcommittee on energy and water development more like a family

0

parents floored by stranger's kind act following their toddler's tantrum

0

the missing link: moving beyond first-level solutions to women's leadership

0

two coasts, one problem: in florida, gop leaders think voters are stupid

0

tommy wiseau is about to star in another weird movie. here's what to expect.

0

lyft and uber pull out of austin, but deceptive pricing is here to stay

0

these epic 360-degree photos will make you feel like you're on vacation

0

what's in a name?

0

magical marseille

1

nader polling at 8 percent among past supporters

1

news report on wartime atrocity even more powerful for its brevity

1

Well you wouldn't have to 5hit yourself everytime you walked down the streets if you had a gun yourself.

1

Were you drunk or were you high on hallucinogens...speed? lsd? crack?

1

You still trying to push your propaganda film? Let me ask you something, why would the fetus try and avoid the forceps? An infant will cheerfully try and grip a knife that is about to end it's life.

0

I think you have your image of an assault weapon slightly skewed. an assault weapon by its very name is a weapon designed to harm another human. this does not mean full auto it just means that it was never designed to be a target/hunting/self defense weapon.

1

justin timberlake pulling panicked all-nighter after realizing new album due tomorrow

1

box of old playboys found, good ones too

0

ohio police chief: senseless killings by cops 'making us all look bad'

0

41 photos of presidential pets over time

1

clothes come to forefront as major theme in this year's new york fashion week

0

That’s not the problem. The problem is how do you account for all the different species that are on the earth today coming from what you say were on the ark?

0

What does being a priest have to do with anything? It wouldn't matter if he were a Satan worshipper.

1

guy from sopranos drops by local pizza parlor for free slice

0

when is a religion 'extremist'?

1

parents seize creative control of 3rd-grade art project

0

teacher cut off woman's hair during hug: cops

0

6 dead, including 4 kids, in mass shooting near houston

1

neighbors' wi-fi password must be something good

1

secretary of education reveals she's forced to use own salary on yacht supplies

1

That's quite a leap, even for you. How did you know that the officiers were pro-life? Or that any pro-life people would condone the officiers' behavior in this instance. I certainly think it was excessive. I guess I must not be pro-life by your illogic.

1

Ok, i think i get your point, you dont care about laws so you do as you like, you dont agree with something so you do want you want to do. I may not agree with you, so in your view, i dont need any bodys permission to take you out.

0

michael moore rips 'so-called president'

1

3m introduces new line of protective foam eye plugs

1

garden state some poor fuck's favorite movie

0

So, you are going to ignore the fact that you just suggested that it was the Democrats trying to pass the immigration bill when it was really bipartisan? Really, Phyllis, are you too proud to admit that you were wrong?

0

trump working hard to pass cruelest health care bill yet

1

oscars officials warn only famous actors permitted to get political in acceptance speech

0

forget driverless cars. flying vehicles are almost here

0

You don?t offer much in the way of an argument.

1

miracle dog gives birth to septuplets

0

strive for rising expectations

0

the kind of demonstration i'd like to see

0

activist artist dread scott on why we need a revolution

0

beyonce shows love for 'cha cha' and lone star beer

0

from brothers to enemies: how syria's war has divided families

1

exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year

1

bush calls cabinet meeting to get story straight

0

duggar sisters say josh was 'a little too curious about girls'

0

This is more of a legal question involving whether or not it was negligence(sp). If so, you can't really sue for amounts of money you MIGHT get in the future. He could sue for lost pay on the job and other medicial procedures. So ya know :). I don't really know what the question is.

1

family comes first, reports man trying to get out of work

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 23

1

one of those fucking people wins new hampshire primary

0

dentist offers to buy back halloween candy

1

Well, you must not be a GOP lawmaker or the President of the United States. They're convinced that the only way to prevent the SCOTUS finding in favor of same-sex marriage is to amend the Constitution.

1

man at park who set up table full of water cups has no idea how passing marathon runners got impression they can take them

1

This is pathetic Monty. Taking snippets of long exchanges completely out of context to suit your purpose on a unrelated thread, IN REPSONSE TO SOMEONE ELSE. Are you still stewing over this? GET OVER IT. In the future, please refrain from involving me in your nonsense. Waxy

0

this quiz picks music and books based on your wine preferences

1

trump asks entire senate to clear out of chamber so he can speak to comey alone

0

universities, public spaces and the democratic way of life

0

using the united fiasco to flourish in the future

1

field-trip mishap fulfills child's wish to be oscar mayer wiener

0

how current eating disorder discourse fails the lgbtq community. and how we can change that.

1

new poll finds 74% of americans would be comfortable blaming female president for problems