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0	And I maintain that your belief is dangerous to America and people like you should be deported to less civilized countries so you can truly appreciate what you had.
0	4 tips for a safe cyber monday
0	look: the magical world of tarot
0	deconstructing the fear of rejection: what are we really afraid of?
0	china is eating trump's lunch
0	I've seen people (on TV:)) who would actually know about such things say that the fact that these things passed in these states pretty much spels doom for any possible constitutional ammendment. Don't ask me how they figure this. It's just what they were saying.
0	saturday's morning email: funnies edition
1	Like you said in the OP, all the talk of violence comes from the left :) He gotta love what this "new economy" has done to CALPERS emoticonXBouncer No doubt his teabaggers approved? ;)
1	So that's what, at least 4 lies in 8 days? Pretty impressive Archie. You should be on your knees asking god's forgiveness for your lies.
1	area man asked to shoot janice an e-mail
1	study finds dogs twitching in sleep are dreaming about tearing owners limb from limb
0	this state just did something good for transgender people
0	mitch mcconnell is keeping the senate rule that lets dems block trump's judges
1	top of mt. everest pulling away majority of hollywood films with generous tax credit program
1	motorist overwhelmed by array of jerky choices
0	"Usually, "rationality" is a Humpty-Dumpty word, that means whatever the user finds is convenient to club his opponents with."http://world.std.com/~mhuben/skept/rationality.htmlKnowledge itself is a limited commodity. To make a claim that everything is knowable is a statement that is impossible to prove; Scientism makes this claim. Closely related to it is Objectivism."Scientism, in the strong sense, is the self-annihilating view that only scientific claims are meaningful, which is not a scientific claim and hence, if true, not meaningful."http://skepdic.com/scientism.htmlRecommended Reading:"Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time" by Michael ShermerNot only does it include creationism, :) but also the philosophy of Ayn Rand (Objectivism)
1	justice scalia endorses new easton gaveling gloves
1	ambitious social media startup has long-term 3-month plan for company
0	huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over
1	craftsman confirms new hammer backwards-compatible with previous generation of nails
1	james comey quickly reopens clinton email investigation for few more minutes
0	beyonce holds a chanel #surfbort in cr fashion book
1	man has story for every stain on pants
1	macy's concludes thanksgiving day parade with traditional procession of santa's coffin
0	supermodel stephanie seymour arrested, charged with drunken driving
0	reince priebus says it's 'too late' for a new candidate to stop trump
0	katherine heigl says she 'would never intend to be difficult'
0	majority of americans want congress to move on from health care reform
0	swedes stumped by swedish 'national security adviser' on fox
0	weekly roundup of ebay vintage home finds
0	bill maher blasts spoiled rich kids during 'new rules'
1	Oh, please show me this. I wait with bated breath for you to provide the quotation in which I "assumed" that evolution has been "disproved" I'm really looking forward to your providing of this. Until then, you aren't worth my time, strawman.
0	restoring a sense of decency to our destructive politics
0	down the rabbit hole: a tale of suicide and macaroni
0	the one question that captures the bittersweet reality of divorce
0	to our students after the confirmation of betsy devos: we've got this
1	north korean prisoners temporarily put into american detention camp to help ease shock of return
0	legendary broadcaster dies at 82
0	As I understand, Scalia and Thomas are some of the most conservative members of the court.
0	the best toys to shop on prime day for kids of all ages
1	asshole moves to part of city where all the assholes live
0	emma thompson thinks there are many more harvey weinsteins in hollywood
1	woman shouts down hall for boyfriend to come kill giant ax murderer she found in bedroom
0	Their "ultimate reality" is that some higher authority may exist. It's still an "ultimate reality" to them. Definitely a religion.
1	I dont need a sex lesson from a little boy. Once again you missed the point( getting to be a habit). We are talking about behaviour that was condemned by the preacher, one of which was adultery..not fornicating but I am sure the preacher would condemn that too If you read the link you would know. If homosexuality is condemned by god then they cannot marry in gods eyes..keeping up? If gays cannot marry then gay sex must be outside of marriage therefore it is fornicating. You really should try to use your little head more. 'Lets stay on topic' who made you a mod?emoticonXChicken
0	bank teller's bad spanish skills thwart attempted robbery
1	youtuber wastes 2 whole minutes explaining how to prep a deck for sealant as if viewer total moron
0	jesus was a socialist
1	This is a laughable oversimplication of reproduction. Humans don't make copies. Do you reproduce asexually? I know I don't.
0	a view to a kill: leopard leaps from tree to attack impala
1	Because there couldn't possibly be any undetected illegal gun trafficking, could there be?
1	line of lizards winding out door outside national geographic casting office
1	isis fighter dreading smug looks from hometown friends who told him caliphate sounded like dumb idea
0	the daily fantasy sports protests in nyc looked hilarious
1	You're lying to yourself.. So I'll just keep letting you know until the cloud of delusion dissipates.
0	a lesson america can teach
0	taiwan navy fires missile in error as china's communists mark birthday
0	but it is what section 32 of Indiana constitution Section 32. Arms--Right to bear. The people shall have a right to bear arms, for the defense of themselves and the State.
1	new candy to hum and glow in mouths
0	stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use
0	prosecutor tells black congressmembers the war on drugs isn't racist
0	chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live
1	oh do tell us of this dooms day event, will we need new nike sneakers and $1.75 in our pocket when we all die?
1	report: most americans' retirement plans consist of hoping their random junk turns out to be collector's item worth millions
0	cnn taunts trump and the gop with 'schoolhouse rock'
0	why these trump voters are sticking up for an undocumented neighbor
1	mets earmark $53 million for pitching relief
1	poll: 56% of voters say country better off than it was 4 eons ago
0	former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn
1	You were asked to give us your explanation of evolution. So far you've just regurgitated creationist arguments against it, without showing that you actually understand what you're arguing against. But instead of trying to answer the question that was asked of you, you just spat out some more quotes. The least you could have done was to use quotes that explained evolution as you percieve it, but they're not even on topic, going on about morality and atheism! You continue to confirm your ignorance for us.
0	I think you are on to something.The problem I see is that any proponent of a plan such as this will have toi take on both the health insurance lobby and the pharma lobby and their bottomless well of $$$ and propaganda.Here's hoping now that there's a new sheriff in town.
1	'maybe hang out in the water awhile, then look for some old bread,' duck tells self
0	breitbart fires reporter over her islamophobic tweets post-london attack
0	'the gop will not be the jay-z to hillary's solange'
0	Really! Then I assume that you have read Darwin - at least On the Origin of Species. Otherwise you are babbling. Please cite specific passages from Darwin's books where he made "morals and ethics" a joke. Please also do the same for the works of Dawkins. Your assertion presumes that you have read the works of both men.
0	i'm going to keep smiling
1	fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences'
0	mississippi town rejects 'historic' lgbtq pride parade despite local support
1	zsa zsa or eva gabor dead
1	Maybe you should form a religion for gays only where all members have to be married to each other...then push for the issue on religious freedoms rights. ;)
1	new book written from perspective of gargamel
1	self-helped woman won't stop at just self
1	john kelly roots out remaining priebus sympathizers hiding in tunnels throughout white house
0	katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record
0	Let me explain this to you.You want to stop abortions for someone else. You want to take a womans right to choose away. Where as Jito supporting a womans right to choose does not impose upon your life in any way.You want to stop me from being able to marry this does not effect your life in any way yet has a devastationg effect on my life. The left supports rights while your side want to limit the rights of others.You want to stop me from being able to marry because you have a religious belief against it even though I may have a religious belief that supports it. Therefore you are imposing your religious and moral views on me when I do not share those beliefs.
0	6 diy stress hacks using what's in your closet
1	new plastic surgery technique makes 40-year-old women look like really-weird-looking 38-year-olds
1	obama deeply concerned after syrians gassed to death on white house lawn
0	stoner-turned-doctor sees dark side of pot
0	I am curious about your position. Why have you chosen the nervous system and brain and organs as the cutoff points for the humanmeter? Have you done so arbitrarily? Does this mean that if these are not as you said "completed and operating (developed)" then we are not human? If this were true there would be alot of handicapped people who are not human. Christopher Reeve and all the other quadrapalegic and parapalegics like him would be in trouble. What IQ determines a fully developed brain?
1	god admits heaven was way cooler in the '70s
1	Zing! And did anyone ever sit down with the Upanishads and compare them to the Sermon on the Mount? Very suspicious indeed.emoticonXDonno
0	north korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say
0	I think you need to look up euthanasia, and not only for the correct grammar. Those examples are not euthanasia. Abortion is not the same thing as euthanasia. Why don't you just say what is on your mind, rather than setting these ham-handed traps you hope someone will fall into? It is clear what your opinion is. If you have something to say, by all means express yourself.
0	jeb bush slams lobbyists despite his close relationship with them
0	chances are your new year's resolution will end today
0	Strawman. The argument is not to do whatever one wishes with ones body. The argument is soley that one does not have to have another attached, ever, against ones will.
0	skydiver luke aikins makes jump without a parachute
1	bush sr. apologizes to son for funding bin laden in '80s
0	Anti abortion people want to take a womens right to an abortion away period. Would you force someone to get a sonagram of a tumor and be forced to look at it and think "do I really want to have this tumor removed?" That is exactly what a fetus is and for some women that is how it is viewed.

0

And I maintain that your belief is dangerous to America and people like you should be deported to less civilized countries so you can truly appreciate what you had.

0

4 tips for a safe cyber monday

0

look: the magical world of tarot

0

deconstructing the fear of rejection: what are we really afraid of?

0

china is eating trump's lunch

0

I've seen people (on TV:)) who would actually know about such things say that the fact that these things passed in these states pretty much spels doom for any possible constitutional ammendment. Don't ask me how they figure this. It's just what they were saying.

0

saturday's morning email: funnies edition

1

Like you said in the OP, all the talk of violence comes from the left :) He gotta love what this "new economy" has done to CALPERS emoticonXBouncer No doubt his teabaggers approved? ;)

1

So that's what, at least 4 lies in 8 days? Pretty impressive Archie. You should be on your knees asking god's forgiveness for your lies.

1

area man asked to shoot janice an e-mail

1

study finds dogs twitching in sleep are dreaming about tearing owners limb from limb

0

this state just did something good for transgender people

0

mitch mcconnell is keeping the senate rule that lets dems block trump's judges

1

top of mt. everest pulling away majority of hollywood films with generous tax credit program

1

motorist overwhelmed by array of jerky choices

0

"Usually, "rationality" is a Humpty-Dumpty word, that means whatever the user finds is convenient to club his opponents with."http://world.std.com/~mhuben/skept/rationality.htmlKnowledge itself is a limited commodity. To make a claim that everything is knowable is a statement that is impossible to prove; Scientism makes this claim. Closely related to it is Objectivism."Scientism, in the strong sense, is the self-annihilating view that only scientific claims are meaningful, which is not a scientific claim and hence, if true, not meaningful."http://skepdic.com/scientism.htmlRecommended Reading:"Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time" by Michael ShermerNot only does it include creationism, :) but also the philosophy of Ayn Rand (Objectivism)

1

justice scalia endorses new easton gaveling gloves

1

ambitious social media startup has long-term 3-month plan for company

0

huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over

1

craftsman confirms new hammer backwards-compatible with previous generation of nails

1

james comey quickly reopens clinton email investigation for few more minutes

0

beyonce holds a chanel #surfbort in cr fashion book

1

man has story for every stain on pants

1

macy's concludes thanksgiving day parade with traditional procession of santa's coffin

0

supermodel stephanie seymour arrested, charged with drunken driving

0

reince priebus says it's 'too late' for a new candidate to stop trump

0

katherine heigl says she 'would never intend to be difficult'

0

majority of americans want congress to move on from health care reform

0

swedes stumped by swedish 'national security adviser' on fox

0

weekly roundup of ebay vintage home finds

0

bill maher blasts spoiled rich kids during 'new rules'

1

Oh, please show me this. I wait with bated breath for you to provide the quotation in which I "assumed" that evolution has been "disproved" I'm really looking forward to your providing of this. Until then, you aren't worth my time, strawman.

0

restoring a sense of decency to our destructive politics

0

down the rabbit hole: a tale of suicide and macaroni

0

the one question that captures the bittersweet reality of divorce

0

to our students after the confirmation of betsy devos: we've got this

1

north korean prisoners temporarily put into american detention camp to help ease shock of return

0

legendary broadcaster dies at 82

0

As I understand, Scalia and Thomas are some of the most conservative members of the court.

0

the best toys to shop on prime day for kids of all ages

1

asshole moves to part of city where all the assholes live

0

emma thompson thinks there are many more harvey weinsteins in hollywood

1

woman shouts down hall for boyfriend to come kill giant ax murderer she found in bedroom

0

Their "ultimate reality" is that some higher authority may exist. It's still an "ultimate reality" to them. Definitely a religion.

1

I dont need a sex lesson from a little boy. Once again you missed the point( getting to be a habit). We are talking about behaviour that was condemned by the preacher, one of which was adultery..not fornicating but I am sure the preacher would condemn that too If you read the link you would know. If homosexuality is condemned by god then they cannot marry in gods eyes..keeping up? If gays cannot marry then gay sex must be outside of marriage therefore it is fornicating. You really should try to use your little head more. 'Lets stay on topic' who made you a mod?emoticonXChicken

0

bank teller's bad spanish skills thwart attempted robbery

1

youtuber wastes 2 whole minutes explaining how to prep a deck for sealant as if viewer total moron

0

jesus was a socialist

1

This is a laughable oversimplication of reproduction. Humans don't make copies. Do you reproduce asexually? I know I don't.

0

a view to a kill: leopard leaps from tree to attack impala

1

Because there couldn't possibly be any undetected illegal gun trafficking, could there be?

1

line of lizards winding out door outside national geographic casting office

1

isis fighter dreading smug looks from hometown friends who told him caliphate sounded like dumb idea

0

the daily fantasy sports protests in nyc looked hilarious

1

You're lying to yourself.. So I'll just keep letting you know until the cloud of delusion dissipates.

0

a lesson america can teach

0

taiwan navy fires missile in error as china's communists mark birthday

0

but it is what section 32 of Indiana constitution Section 32. Arms--Right to bear. The people shall have a right to bear arms, for the defense of themselves and the State.

1

new candy to hum and glow in mouths

0

stop talking about 'screen time,' start thinking about screen use

0

prosecutor tells black congressmembers the war on drugs isn't racist

0

chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live

1

oh do tell us of this dooms day event, will we need new nike sneakers and $1.75 in our pocket when we all die?

1

report: most americans' retirement plans consist of hoping their random junk turns out to be collector's item worth millions

0

cnn taunts trump and the gop with 'schoolhouse rock'

0

why these trump voters are sticking up for an undocumented neighbor

1

mets earmark $53 million for pitching relief

1

poll: 56% of voters say country better off than it was 4 eons ago

0

former cia officials give turkish coup plotters advice on cnn

1

You were asked to give us your explanation of evolution. So far you've just regurgitated creationist arguments against it, without showing that you actually understand what you're arguing against. But instead of trying to answer the question that was asked of you, you just spat out some more quotes. The least you could have done was to use quotes that explained evolution as you percieve it, but they're not even on topic, going on about morality and atheism! You continue to confirm your ignorance for us.

0

I think you are on to something.The problem I see is that any proponent of a plan such as this will have toi take on both the health insurance lobby and the pharma lobby and their bottomless well of $$$ and propaganda.Here's hoping now that there's a new sheriff in town.

1

'maybe hang out in the water awhile, then look for some old bread,' duck tells self

0

breitbart fires reporter over her islamophobic tweets post-london attack

0

'the gop will not be the jay-z to hillary's solange'

0

Really! Then I assume that you have read Darwin - at least On the Origin of Species. Otherwise you are babbling. Please cite specific passages from Darwin's books where he made "morals and ethics" a joke. Please also do the same for the works of Dawkins. Your assertion presumes that you have read the works of both men.

0

i'm going to keep smiling

1

fbi can't bring themselves to bust guy torrenting every season of 'picket fences'

0

mississippi town rejects 'historic' lgbtq pride parade despite local support

1

zsa zsa or eva gabor dead

1

Maybe you should form a religion for gays only where all members have to be married to each other...then push for the issue on religious freedoms rights. ;)

1

new book written from perspective of gargamel

1

self-helped woman won't stop at just self

1

john kelly roots out remaining priebus sympathizers hiding in tunnels throughout white house

0

katie ledecky, 18-year-old u.s. swimming sensation, accidentally breaks world record

0

Let me explain this to you.You want to stop abortions for someone else. You want to take a womans right to choose away. Where as Jito supporting a womans right to choose does not impose upon your life in any way.You want to stop me from being able to marry this does not effect your life in any way yet has a devastationg effect on my life. The left supports rights while your side want to limit the rights of others.You want to stop me from being able to marry because you have a religious belief against it even though I may have a religious belief that supports it. Therefore you are imposing your religious and moral views on me when I do not share those beliefs.

0

6 diy stress hacks using what's in your closet

1

new plastic surgery technique makes 40-year-old women look like really-weird-looking 38-year-olds

1

obama deeply concerned after syrians gassed to death on white house lawn

0

stoner-turned-doctor sees dark side of pot

0

I am curious about your position. Why have you chosen the nervous system and brain and organs as the cutoff points for the humanmeter? Have you done so arbitrarily? Does this mean that if these are not as you said "completed and operating (developed)" then we are not human? If this were true there would be alot of handicapped people who are not human. Christopher Reeve and all the other quadrapalegic and parapalegics like him would be in trouble. What IQ determines a fully developed brain?

1

god admits heaven was way cooler in the '70s

1

Zing! And did anyone ever sit down with the Upanishads and compare them to the Sermon on the Mount? Very suspicious indeed.emoticonXDonno

0

north korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say

0

I think you need to look up euthanasia, and not only for the correct grammar. Those examples are not euthanasia. Abortion is not the same thing as euthanasia. Why don't you just say what is on your mind, rather than setting these ham-handed traps you hope someone will fall into? It is clear what your opinion is. If you have something to say, by all means express yourself.

0

jeb bush slams lobbyists despite his close relationship with them

0

chances are your new year's resolution will end today

0

Strawman. The argument is not to do whatever one wishes with ones body. The argument is soley that one does not have to have another attached, ever, against ones will.

0

skydiver luke aikins makes jump without a parachute

1

bush sr. apologizes to son for funding bin laden in '80s

0

Anti abortion people want to take a womens right to an abortion away period. Would you force someone to get a sonagram of a tumor and be forced to look at it and think "do I really want to have this tumor removed?" That is exactly what a fetus is and for some women that is how it is viewed.