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1	study: american spiritual epiphanies increasingly juice-based
0	parents are turning to marijuana more than teens, study suggests
0	Really? 'cuss what I always see with anti-choicers is that they seem to think that the pregnant woman is invisible. This means that all men and all fetuses have a right to life at all times, but women, for some unknown reason, seem to lose that right when they become pregnant. Weird.
0	michaela watkins on the 'myth' surrounding female-driven shows
1	report: fuck guy in kayak
0	to your health
0	'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot
0	melting ice sheets changing the way the earth wobbles on its axis, says nasa
0	trump's mini-surge
0	the bridge, an essay (photos)
0	the fda should even the score for women's sexual health
1	christianity celebrates one billionth unanswered prayer
1	every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see
1	seaworld crowd applauds for dolphin playfully spraying blood from blowhole
1	fans excited as 'solo' trailer sheds light on specifically how it will suck
0	in new york state, a glimmer of good news about the opioid crisis
0	jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made
0	The idea of abortion as population control is absurd, especially forced abortions as someone mentioned a few posts ago. Anyone who has read a biology book knows the world has methods of population control on its own, we don't need to be doing stuff like that ourselves.
1	woman with shitty job her own boss
1	With all of the drunks running around, you'd think everyone would know how to treat someone for alcohol poisoning or being run over by a car, wouldn't you. Sometimes I'm certain that your elevator has never seen the penthouse.
0	8 herbs and spices that fight off disease
0	myanmar is picking up the pieces after earthquake damaged ancient pagodas
1	dad suggests arriving at airport 14 hours early
0	Not all evolution takes place over billions of years. There has been speciation that we have actually seen occuring within a few years at a time. "bacteria, birds etcs."Natural selection occures frequently. You can "observe" evolution through the fossile record, DNA, morphology etcs.Evolution has made predictions, these predictions have come true, ergo, it's good.
1	pederast judge tries 11-year-old as adult
0	eminem and gwen stefani release 'kings never die' for 'southpaw' soundtrack
0	cultural gems we bet you've never heard of
0	anna faris was dropping hints about trouble with chris pratt before split
0	5-year-old channels solange knowles for perfectly recreated album cover
0	is america's president a russian asset?
1	deformed, half-feathered audubon society president flees into forest after injecting self with bird dna
1	That's what's known around here as a lie, and I wish you were capable of feeling ashamed of yourself.
1	police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him
1	dog breeders unveil new mastiffeagle
0	what it's like to date when you're a poet
0	your spouse could make you more likely to survive heart surgery
0	u.n. fails to agree on independent inquiry of human rights abuses in yemen
1	So, which is it? You don't want violators of Federal law to have guns, yet you don't want them to get rid of them either. Can't possibly do both, now can you? Which one? Do the law breakers keep them, or not? Make it against the law to keep the guns...now make it against the law to sell them. DUH! I guess we'll just hang out in limbo-land!
1	enthusiasm of 18-year-old first-time voter completely unbearable
0	Jesus was then what he is now: the Logos of God (Philo, quis rerum divinarum heres 42.405), the heavenly High Priest (Hebrews), the culmination of Gods eternal plan (Ro. 16:25), the secret mystery only now, after his sacrifice, revealed through revelation and scripture (1 Cor 2:6-13).
0	choose gratitude or anger: a 3-part test (if you dare)
0	how newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together
0	zeev aram (video)
1	thats true. i helped. my next bible will be 10 times better if i get around to finishing it
0	past 'american idol' winners pay tribute to david bowie with touching performance
1	ingenious political analyst points out irony of melania trump speaking out against cyber bullying when her husband donald trump
1	What part of we have not murdered one terrorist in GITMO do you not understand??????......You want to know what real torture is? Ask John McCain, he can tell you what it feels like to be really tortured........You apologizers for Durbin and that scumbag in GITMO make me sick........They never had it so good.....Get a clue!!!!
1	So was eating shellfish. Quit trying to change the subject you ignorant spawn of satan.
1	big-hair lady loves jesus
1	nicole richie's beautiful figure ruined by pregnancy
0	is justin bieber mocking kourtney kardashian's ex scott disick on instagram?
0	this u.s. district could 'demolish the glass ceiling' in november with first all-female ticket
0	katie couric admits to 'embarrassing' herself over trans issues
0	Notice that even in this version there are elipses just before the quote in question. My bet is if we were to actually refer to this 44 years old book, Simpson would not be saying what Toxey wants him to say.
1	state's abortion waiting period allows women to explore alternatives to making their own decisions
1	fisher-price releases new in utero fetal activity gym
0	What is a 'higher' species. If you mean a more intelligent primate?? The concept there is a hierarchy of 'higher' and 'lower' species is incorrect. Theonly difference between man and the other primates is that man has a hyperdeveloped brain. There are two sugars that are naturally produced by body by most mammals. When investingating the presnece of these chemicals, one of them is present in much lower concentrations in the brainsof all mammals. However, humans have a mutation that interrupted the production of this chemical. A piece of random junk got inserted into the middle of the gene that produces this chemical,and disabled it. Sometimes,evolution is not so much about what is added, but what is removed.
0	nurse barred from jail after allegedly performing exorcism on inmate
0	Well of course it's about petitions that would lead to amendments. What else would it be about? Nevertheless it is still a voting process. That's how amendments are done. What I'm asking is, does this bill mean that ANY issue that could come up as an amendment would be illegal? And if not, (the more important question) how would they determine what constitutes civil rights. (Which you didn't answer, but rather basically said 'I don't know but rest assured they do' (to paraphrase). Get it now? Anyway, on further review, I believe that the bills only apply to whatever falls under the catagory of 'civil rights', however the heck that is to be determined! emoticonXDonno
1	shitty region of country figures it might as well give producing wine a shot
1	hungover michelle obama packs leftover inaugural ball hors d'oeuvres into sasha's lunch box
0	what about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?
1	woman with really pointy feet finds perfect shoes
0	trying to explain heroin to the concerned father of an addict
0	meet the guinness world record holder for darth vader memorabilia
1	papal apartments found filled with old newspapers, empty pill bottles, mangy cats
1	coroner's report: john denver had sunshine on shoulders at time of crash
0	judge orders florida's 'stand your ground' law to step back
0	surprise international visit makes for heartwarming first meeting between grandson and grandparents
1	motor trend car of year stripped of title after appearing as hot rod centerfold
0	yep, 'the walking dead' is getting a seventh season
1	This is from an article I read on it...so if we just get a bunch of aerosol spray cans we can combat any warming emoticonXGood
1	picture of lemur printed for no goddamned reason
0	jill biden prefers the title 'captain of the vice squad' to second lady
1	report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt
1	black history month celebration honors how sharp african americans looked in old-timey clothes
1	6-year-old cries when told mtm productions kitten dead by now
0	are you an achievment junkie? why it's so hard to stop working so hard
1	How many times have the "evangelicals" been "so worried" about what gay kids and gay parents are doing??? Do you ever wonder why the "family" groups are "so worried" about them for when they report endlessly on their actions?
1	coworker wondering if anyone interested in laying bare their physical shortcomings in basketball league this year
0	mule-ing it over: high heels and the law
0	james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke'
0	donald trump picks up his first congressional endorsements
0	They have. Prey animals have their eyes to the sides of their heads which allows them to see in every direction, almost 360 degrees around. Predator animals have their both eyes facing forward.
0	professor slammed to the ground by police, arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer
0	mother on trial for hitting, pinching toddler during long flight
1	son conned out of allowance for seventh consecutive week
1	Balderdash! Atheism isn't science. That's nonsense. And science is atheistic in the same way that plumbing is.
1	So, is a giant Panda a bear? Or some other "kind"?
1	'the onion' guarantees all who watch new amazon series shall be spared
0	where is happiness? the question was answered two millennia ago
0	Isn't agreeing with what? The senate hasn't passed any laws that would restrict right to carry anymore than it already is.
1	Really? Well, when I have a kid, I'll be sure to just leave it in the woods, since it can apparently care for itself.
1	man worried antidepressants will leave trace of original personality
0	here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far
0	how to make your blow-out last even longer
1	bill clinton has unibeam installed in chest
0	these are a few of the shelters scrambling to offer winter storm refuge
0	is your job search too old-fashioned?
1	The article as a whole never made that argument either. Lie number.... oh I can't keep track anymore, let's just call it 40.

1

study: american spiritual epiphanies increasingly juice-based

0

parents are turning to marijuana more than teens, study suggests

0

Really? 'cuss what I always see with anti-choicers is that they seem to think that the pregnant woman is invisible. This means that all men and all fetuses have a right to life at all times, but women, for some unknown reason, seem to lose that right when they become pregnant. Weird.

0

michaela watkins on the 'myth' surrounding female-driven shows

1

report: fuck guy in kayak

0

to your health

0

'friends' co-creator on whether or not we'll get a reboot

0

melting ice sheets changing the way the earth wobbles on its axis, says nasa

0

trump's mini-surge

0

the bridge, an essay (photos)

0

the fda should even the score for women's sexual health

1

christianity celebrates one billionth unanswered prayer

1

every nbc program to end with character straight up asking viewers what kind of new tv shows they would like to see

1

seaworld crowd applauds for dolphin playfully spraying blood from blowhole

1

fans excited as 'solo' trailer sheds light on specifically how it will suck

0

in new york state, a glimmer of good news about the opioid crisis

0

jimmy fallon reveals the silliest bets his viewers have made

0

The idea of abortion as population control is absurd, especially forced abortions as someone mentioned a few posts ago. Anyone who has read a biology book knows the world has methods of population control on its own, we don't need to be doing stuff like that ourselves.

1

woman with shitty job her own boss

1

With all of the drunks running around, you'd think everyone would know how to treat someone for alcohol poisoning or being run over by a car, wouldn't you. Sometimes I'm certain that your elevator has never seen the penthouse.

0

8 herbs and spices that fight off disease

0

myanmar is picking up the pieces after earthquake damaged ancient pagodas

1

dad suggests arriving at airport 14 hours early

0

Not all evolution takes place over billions of years. There has been speciation that we have actually seen occuring within a few years at a time. "bacteria, birds etcs."Natural selection occures frequently. You can "observe" evolution through the fossile record, DNA, morphology etcs.Evolution has made predictions, these predictions have come true, ergo, it's good.

1

pederast judge tries 11-year-old as adult

0

eminem and gwen stefani release 'kings never die' for 'southpaw' soundtrack

0

cultural gems we bet you've never heard of

0

anna faris was dropping hints about trouble with chris pratt before split

0

5-year-old channels solange knowles for perfectly recreated album cover

0

is america's president a russian asset?

1

deformed, half-feathered audubon society president flees into forest after injecting self with bird dna

1

That's what's known around here as a lie, and I wish you were capable of feeling ashamed of yourself.

1

police sketch artist admits to only drawing people who have wronged him

1

dog breeders unveil new mastiffeagle

0

what it's like to date when you're a poet

0

your spouse could make you more likely to survive heart surgery

0

u.n. fails to agree on independent inquiry of human rights abuses in yemen

1

So, which is it? You don't want violators of Federal law to have guns, yet you don't want them to get rid of them either. Can't possibly do both, now can you? Which one? Do the law breakers keep them, or not? Make it against the law to keep the guns...now make it against the law to sell them. DUH! I guess we'll just hang out in limbo-land!

1

enthusiasm of 18-year-old first-time voter completely unbearable

0

Jesus was then what he is now: the Logos of God (Philo, quis rerum divinarum heres 42.405), the heavenly High Priest (Hebrews), the culmination of Gods eternal plan (Ro. 16:25), the secret mystery only now, after his sacrifice, revealed through revelation and scripture (1 Cor 2:6-13).

0

choose gratitude or anger: a 3-part test (if you dare)

0

how newt gingrich is bringing john mccain's campaign and super pac together

0

zeev aram (video)

1

thats true. i helped. my next bible will be 10 times better if i get around to finishing it

0

past 'american idol' winners pay tribute to david bowie with touching performance

1

ingenious political analyst points out irony of melania trump speaking out against cyber bullying when her husband donald trump

1

What part of we have not murdered one terrorist in GITMO do you not understand??????......You want to know what real torture is? Ask John McCain, he can tell you what it feels like to be really tortured........You apologizers for Durbin and that scumbag in GITMO make me sick........They never had it so good.....Get a clue!!!!

1

So was eating shellfish. Quit trying to change the subject you ignorant spawn of satan.

1

big-hair lady loves jesus

1

nicole richie's beautiful figure ruined by pregnancy

0

is justin bieber mocking kourtney kardashian's ex scott disick on instagram?

0

this u.s. district could 'demolish the glass ceiling' in november with first all-female ticket

0

katie couric admits to 'embarrassing' herself over trans issues

0

Notice that even in this version there are elipses just before the quote in question. My bet is if we were to actually refer to this 44 years old book, Simpson would not be saying what Toxey wants him to say.

1

state's abortion waiting period allows women to explore alternatives to making their own decisions

1

fisher-price releases new in utero fetal activity gym

0

What is a 'higher' species. If you mean a more intelligent primate?? The concept there is a hierarchy of 'higher' and 'lower' species is incorrect. Theonly difference between man and the other primates is that man has a hyperdeveloped brain. There are two sugars that are naturally produced by body by most mammals. When investingating the presnece of these chemicals, one of them is present in much lower concentrations in the brainsof all mammals. However, humans have a mutation that interrupted the production of this chemical. A piece of random junk got inserted into the middle of the gene that produces this chemical,and disabled it. Sometimes,evolution is not so much about what is added, but what is removed.

0

nurse barred from jail after allegedly performing exorcism on inmate

0

Well of course it's about petitions that would lead to amendments. What else would it be about? Nevertheless it is still a voting process. That's how amendments are done. What I'm asking is, does this bill mean that ANY issue that could come up as an amendment would be illegal? And if not, (the more important question) how would they determine what constitutes civil rights. (Which you didn't answer, but rather basically said 'I don't know but rest assured they do' (to paraphrase). Get it now? Anyway, on further review, I believe that the bills only apply to whatever falls under the catagory of 'civil rights', however the heck that is to be determined! emoticonXDonno

1

shitty region of country figures it might as well give producing wine a shot

1

hungover michelle obama packs leftover inaugural ball hors d'oeuvres into sasha's lunch box

0

what about trump's campaign promise of 'america first'?

1

woman with really pointy feet finds perfect shoes

0

trying to explain heroin to the concerned father of an addict

0

meet the guinness world record holder for darth vader memorabilia

1

papal apartments found filled with old newspapers, empty pill bottles, mangy cats

1

coroner's report: john denver had sunshine on shoulders at time of crash

0

judge orders florida's 'stand your ground' law to step back

0

surprise international visit makes for heartwarming first meeting between grandson and grandparents

1

motor trend car of year stripped of title after appearing as hot rod centerfold

0

yep, 'the walking dead' is getting a seventh season

1

This is from an article I read on it...so if we just get a bunch of aerosol spray cans we can combat any warming emoticonXGood

1

picture of lemur printed for no goddamned reason

0

jill biden prefers the title 'captain of the vice squad' to second lady

1

report: keep reading and nobody gets hurt

1

black history month celebration honors how sharp african americans looked in old-timey clothes

1

6-year-old cries when told mtm productions kitten dead by now

0

are you an achievment junkie? why it's so hard to stop working so hard

1

How many times have the "evangelicals" been "so worried" about what gay kids and gay parents are doing??? Do you ever wonder why the "family" groups are "so worried" about them for when they report endlessly on their actions?

1

coworker wondering if anyone interested in laying bare their physical shortcomings in basketball league this year

0

mule-ing it over: high heels and the law

0

james corden and harry styles kiss for holiday-themed 'carpool karaoke'

0

donald trump picks up his first congressional endorsements

0

They have. Prey animals have their eyes to the sides of their heads which allows them to see in every direction, almost 360 degrees around. Predator animals have their both eyes facing forward.

0

professor slammed to the ground by police, arrested for allegedly assaulting an officer

0

mother on trial for hitting, pinching toddler during long flight

1

son conned out of allowance for seventh consecutive week

1

Balderdash! Atheism isn't science. That's nonsense. And science is atheistic in the same way that plumbing is.

1

So, is a giant Panda a bear? Or some other "kind"?

1

'the onion' guarantees all who watch new amazon series shall be spared

0

where is happiness? the question was answered two millennia ago

0

Isn't agreeing with what? The senate hasn't passed any laws that would restrict right to carry anymore than it already is.

1

Really? Well, when I have a kid, I'll be sure to just leave it in the woods, since it can apparently care for itself.

1

man worried antidepressants will leave trace of original personality

0

here are the new shows that have been picked up for a full season so far

0

how to make your blow-out last even longer

1

bill clinton has unibeam installed in chest

0

these are a few of the shelters scrambling to offer winter storm refuge

0

is your job search too old-fashioned?

1

The article as a whole never made that argument either. Lie number.... oh I can't keep track anymore, let's just call it 40.