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1	glade introduces new spring meadow fire extinguisher
1	savion glover taps his way out of another speeding ticket
1	So you disagree with Zardoz then? True christians are those who profess faith and bear false witness? True christians are those who are ignorant, vain, boastful insulting liars? Interesting...
0	watch live: actor jeremy piven dishes on pbs' 'mr. selfridge'
0	dems come out to airports around the country to support muslims, refugees
1	who warns about resurgence of guinea worm disease as 150-ton parasite splashes out of sea
0	mistrial for alabama officer charged after assaulting indian man
1	The same way, for the woman shot at the guy not when she was in the shower but afterwards and what good did it do to her ? Maybe she was sohhhhhhhhhhh ugly that the poor guy ran away. Do you have pictures of her, by the way?
1	children starting to see through dad's claim that doubletree hotel part of disney resort
0	donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks
1	hot, sweaty jane fonda wondering if that's the best delivery boy's got
0	7 super seeds with big health benefits
1	bowling green state just going to claim christopher lloyd as alumnus until someone calls them out
0	airborne rally car misses hitting world's luckiest dog by just inches
0	NO, these were all ammedments. all passed. All written recently. There are laws on the book from the 1800's but that isn't what just passed.
0	two sisters tell 'heart felt' tale of taking down bad cholesterol
1	OK, where do we start? The NAACP. Affirmative Action? UNCF? Miss Black America? emoticonXRolleyes
0	man brings human skull to florida grocery store: police
0	binge-watching netflix is making you feel lonely and depressed
1	pure silk to stream from cindy crawford's ass
1	puerto ricans without power for month can only assume this leading story across national news media
0	1/5 of u.s. adults live in or near poverty
0	police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart
1	some stupid thing making the rounds among your facebook friends today
1	lovebird windshield wipers gleefully chasing each other through rain
1	birthday boy admits accepting gifts
1	area dad just wants to watch one 7-hour block of television without interruption
0	the biggest celebrity fails of 2015
0	Since when were proteins no longer structures? A basic freshmen tool for teaching is the phrase "structure defines function."
0	young, transgender and acting on tv
1	Yes, but an adult asking such a question is not capable of understanding the answer. ;)
1	And you clearly avoid how you support a totalitarian system of reporting (among other anti-democratic and anti-liberty ideas). I find it amusing that you are now justifying methods used by the very people and groups you hate. But then again, you become what you hate. Diogenes99: we never have all of the facts. However, what is missing from "a koran was flushed down the toliet" in regards to facts? emoticonXRolleyes
1	Someone's help? Whoever are you talking about? It wasn't any much work at all. A simple search. I'm pointing it out to you in the hopes that you'll get some new material. That and the fact I'd rather not see you banned.
1	No, you shot off a smart remark while failing to address any of the issues. Par fro the course for you. It seems like maybe you would be more comfortable on a blogging page than a forum page, especially a blogging page without a space for reader responses.
1	teary-eyed tim kaine asks clinton if his hair will grow back in time for election day
0	Actually, I've been posting more than ever...just not here. This place has become gay central and it bored me. I posted the above because I knew it was a topic near and dear to both of our hearts. emoticon_xkill emoticon_xgood
1	gallup forced to destroy defective sample group that failed to accurately forecast michigan primary
1	what man thinks is recycling takes city workers 2 hours a day to sort
0	mike pence: the birther issue is over
1	david allan coe waiting outside to kick your ass
0	senator 'alarmed' by reports u.s. military families were harassed
0	'duke of burgundy' is the all-female erotic drama you need to see
1	Right on! The Obama administration is a colossal financial disaster. If he doesn't have another trillion dollars to XXXX he can't do anything. Tax and spend - that's all those liberal turkeys know how to do.
1	confused mueller reminds nation russia investigation wrapped up months ago
0	I've been posting at least a few times a week. That's a lot more than once a month. I pointed out that the US has higher levels of gun crime than most developed nations while you tried to focus on a few tragedies in response to someone questioning the claim that criminals will always get guns. I think it's obvious whose argument is more cherry picked.
1	fourth-grader's world war ii project vastly oversimplifies importance of air combat, uncle reports
1	melania's staff asks for privacy from president while she recuperates
1	I will think of Jebus...but I don't drink Koolaid anymore. Too sweet and sicky tasting. Yuck. I'm into the hard stuff now. Tap water over ice.
0	marco rubio avoids criticizing jeb bush after debate tussle over missed senate votes
0	here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians
0	trump tells guam governor nuclear tensions will mean more tourism
0	yesterday's news stands becoming tomorrow's healthy eating hotspots
0	j balvin, nicky jam say they changed the notion that reggaetón is misogynist
1	bengal tigers' habitat down to studio apartment in jaipur, india
1	girlfriend to stay underneath blanket for next 5 months
0	how bill kristol briefly blew up the 2016 presidential race with a single tweet
1	'i'm trump all the way,' says man who will die from mishandling fireworks months before election
0	Not in this instance, no. It isnt trying to parallel pregnancy per se(though it is most relevant for us if we take it as only 9 months), but trying to parallel the moral scenario of having a person attached to you against your will and without your consent. If the pro-life mantra is to be believed, it is never correct to disconnect someone if they will die if you do. So, the argument is applicable for 9 days, 9 months, 9 years or forever.
0	Well, I would agree that as many constitutional ammendments probably would not have passed, but I certainly don't think they all would not have been passed, and I don't think that Massachusettes allowing same-sex marriage was a bad thing. Constitutional ammendments are difficult to overcome, but no one can ever change a law if people aren't willing to take a stand and fight for it.Can you tell that I love the quote in Jyoshu's signature?
0	By removing you mean Killing the innocent of course, which is different to imprisonment of the criminal.
0	is a college degree really the best investment?
0	rescue team saves boy dangling from ski lift in dramatic video
0	scenes from a drunken huddle of angry white men
1	And with strict gun control laws too. Wow, who would've believed such a thing were possible.
0	spain's harsh crackdown draws worldwide attention to catalonia
0	here's how you can help lgbt survivors of prison rape this holiday season
0	qatar gambles that labour reforms will satisfy critics
1	jon bon jovi jealous of former classmate who made it out of jersey
0	the incredibly boring trait that all great leaders need
0	rare pokemon sparks massive stampede in taiwan
0	the white house's 'week of inclusion' can't undo all these exclusionary trump policies
1	new lawn-care product makes neighbor's lawn less green
1	entertainment lawyer 'fighting the good fight'
1	manufacturer manufactures love to wife
1	Now that is a diaper load. How's that free speech thing doing up there by the way.
1	moments leading up to romney's concession most likely hilarious
0	Because quite simply, it is all what we observe. One has never observed a mutation that has been seen to increase the information in the genome. If there have been any mutations that have led to an increase in information, please state it.
1	line item on aetna insurance bill just 'paying for ceo's yacht'
0	elena ferrante to write column for the guardian's weekend magazine
1	family lets cars come inside house during snowstorm
1	retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in
0	And yet this is what they fossil record shows. There is alot of information floating around on the uses of feathers for insulation, hunting techniques, display etc before flight.Half a feather might not be as good for flight as a "fully developed" one, but dinosaurs had them and they probably were able to glide, albeit poorly, with them. Even less of a feather might shade a pool of water to allow them to spot small fish or for display to attract a potential mate. To say they were "totally useless", is simply false. Evolution works on adapting already functional structures for different functions.
1	biden clenches plastic beer cup in teeth to free hands for clapping
0	fear not, 'game of thones' fans: the brexit won't affect the show
0	finding the answer that's been there all along: how to discover the direction with wings
0	man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops
0	bill o'reilly's advertisers can't keep looking the other way
0	why post-debate instant polls are terrible
0	wednesday's morning email: republicans on cusp of passing tax giveaway
1	Eighty-nine times. Still quite a junior partner. I must admit that he doesn't like to be slighted though, as evidenced by Luke 12:10. One can say some nasty things about the Son of Man, and all's fine. But say one off-colored comment about the Holy Ghost and it's lakes-o-fire time. He needs to get thicker skin, IMO. Do ghosts have skin, BTW?
1	man eating cashew butter can't believe he wasted so many years fucking around with peanut butter
1	old man's son also old man
1	passenger glued to airplane window like it fucking 1956
1	janice to register three; janice to register three
1	stone-hearted ice witch forgoes exclamation point
1	candlelight vigilante takes commemorating into own hands
0	a message to trump: regime change will not work in syria
1	new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions
0	diabetes and my personal experience with obtaining health care coverage through obamacare
1	gold bond spokesman grudgingly admits it makes your balls tingle

1

glade introduces new spring meadow fire extinguisher

1

savion glover taps his way out of another speeding ticket

1

So you disagree with Zardoz then? True christians are those who profess faith and bear false witness? True christians are those who are ignorant, vain, boastful insulting liars? Interesting...

0

watch live: actor jeremy piven dishes on pbs' 'mr. selfridge'

0

dems come out to airports around the country to support muslims, refugees

1

who warns about resurgence of guinea worm disease as 150-ton parasite splashes out of sea

0

mistrial for alabama officer charged after assaulting indian man

1

The same way, for the woman shot at the guy not when she was in the shower but afterwards and what good did it do to her ? Maybe she was sohhhhhhhhhhh ugly that the poor guy ran away. Do you have pictures of her, by the way?

1

children starting to see through dad's claim that doubletree hotel part of disney resort

0

donald trump continues to favor fox news over all other networks

1

hot, sweaty jane fonda wondering if that's the best delivery boy's got

0

7 super seeds with big health benefits

1

bowling green state just going to claim christopher lloyd as alumnus until someone calls them out

0

airborne rally car misses hitting world's luckiest dog by just inches

0

NO, these were all ammedments. all passed. All written recently. There are laws on the book from the 1800's but that isn't what just passed.

0

two sisters tell 'heart felt' tale of taking down bad cholesterol

1

OK, where do we start? The NAACP. Affirmative Action? UNCF? Miss Black America? emoticonXRolleyes

0

man brings human skull to florida grocery store: police

0

binge-watching netflix is making you feel lonely and depressed

1

pure silk to stream from cindy crawford's ass

1

puerto ricans without power for month can only assume this leading story across national news media

0

1/5 of u.s. adults live in or near poverty

0

police catch 'nonchalant' gunman who killed 3 at colorado walmart

1

some stupid thing making the rounds among your facebook friends today

1

lovebird windshield wipers gleefully chasing each other through rain

1

birthday boy admits accepting gifts

1

area dad just wants to watch one 7-hour block of television without interruption

0

the biggest celebrity fails of 2015

0

Since when were proteins no longer structures? A basic freshmen tool for teaching is the phrase "structure defines function."

0

young, transgender and acting on tv

1

Yes, but an adult asking such a question is not capable of understanding the answer. ;)

1

And you clearly avoid how you support a totalitarian system of reporting (among other anti-democratic and anti-liberty ideas). I find it amusing that you are now justifying methods used by the very people and groups you hate. But then again, you become what you hate. Diogenes99: we never have all of the facts. However, what is missing from "a koran was flushed down the toliet" in regards to facts? emoticonXRolleyes

1

Someone's help? Whoever are you talking about? It wasn't any much work at all. A simple search. I'm pointing it out to you in the hopes that you'll get some new material. That and the fact I'd rather not see you banned.

1

No, you shot off a smart remark while failing to address any of the issues. Par fro the course for you. It seems like maybe you would be more comfortable on a blogging page than a forum page, especially a blogging page without a space for reader responses.

1

teary-eyed tim kaine asks clinton if his hair will grow back in time for election day

0

Actually, I've been posting more than ever...just not here. This place has become gay central and it bored me. I posted the above because I knew it was a topic near and dear to both of our hearts. emoticon_xkill emoticon_xgood

1

gallup forced to destroy defective sample group that failed to accurately forecast michigan primary

1

what man thinks is recycling takes city workers 2 hours a day to sort

0

mike pence: the birther issue is over

1

david allan coe waiting outside to kick your ass

0

senator 'alarmed' by reports u.s. military families were harassed

0

'duke of burgundy' is the all-female erotic drama you need to see

1

Right on! The Obama administration is a colossal financial disaster. If he doesn't have another trillion dollars to XXXX he can't do anything. Tax and spend - that's all those liberal turkeys know how to do.

1

confused mueller reminds nation russia investigation wrapped up months ago

0

I've been posting at least a few times a week. That's a lot more than once a month. I pointed out that the US has higher levels of gun crime than most developed nations while you tried to focus on a few tragedies in response to someone questioning the claim that criminals will always get guns. I think it's obvious whose argument is more cherry picked.

1

fourth-grader's world war ii project vastly oversimplifies importance of air combat, uncle reports

1

melania's staff asks for privacy from president while she recuperates

1

I will think of Jebus...but I don't drink Koolaid anymore. Too sweet and sicky tasting. Yuck. I'm into the hard stuff now. Tap water over ice.

0

marco rubio avoids criticizing jeb bush after debate tussle over missed senate votes

0

here is the 8th person who was at donald trump jr.'s meeting with russians

0

trump tells guam governor nuclear tensions will mean more tourism

0

yesterday's news stands becoming tomorrow's healthy eating hotspots

0

j balvin, nicky jam say they changed the notion that reggaetón is misogynist

1

bengal tigers' habitat down to studio apartment in jaipur, india

1

girlfriend to stay underneath blanket for next 5 months

0

how bill kristol briefly blew up the 2016 presidential race with a single tweet

1

'i'm trump all the way,' says man who will die from mishandling fireworks months before election

0

Not in this instance, no. It isnt trying to parallel pregnancy per se(though it is most relevant for us if we take it as only 9 months), but trying to parallel the moral scenario of having a person attached to you against your will and without your consent. If the pro-life mantra is to be believed, it is never correct to disconnect someone if they will die if you do. So, the argument is applicable for 9 days, 9 months, 9 years or forever.

0

Well, I would agree that as many constitutional ammendments probably would not have passed, but I certainly don't think they all would not have been passed, and I don't think that Massachusettes allowing same-sex marriage was a bad thing. Constitutional ammendments are difficult to overcome, but no one can ever change a law if people aren't willing to take a stand and fight for it.Can you tell that I love the quote in Jyoshu's signature?

0

By removing you mean Killing the innocent of course, which is different to imprisonment of the criminal.

0

is a college degree really the best investment?

0

rescue team saves boy dangling from ski lift in dramatic video

0

scenes from a drunken huddle of angry white men

1

And with strict gun control laws too. Wow, who would've believed such a thing were possible.

0

spain's harsh crackdown draws worldwide attention to catalonia

0

here's how you can help lgbt survivors of prison rape this holiday season

0

qatar gambles that labour reforms will satisfy critics

1

jon bon jovi jealous of former classmate who made it out of jersey

0

the incredibly boring trait that all great leaders need

0

rare pokemon sparks massive stampede in taiwan

0

the white house's 'week of inclusion' can't undo all these exclusionary trump policies

1

new lawn-care product makes neighbor's lawn less green

1

entertainment lawyer 'fighting the good fight'

1

manufacturer manufactures love to wife

1

Now that is a diaper load. How's that free speech thing doing up there by the way.

1

moments leading up to romney's concession most likely hilarious

0

Because quite simply, it is all what we observe. One has never observed a mutation that has been seen to increase the information in the genome. If there have been any mutations that have led to an increase in information, please state it.

1

line item on aetna insurance bill just 'paying for ceo's yacht'

0

elena ferrante to write column for the guardian's weekend magazine

1

family lets cars come inside house during snowstorm

1

retiree purchases recliner he'll eventually die in

0

And yet this is what they fossil record shows. There is alot of information floating around on the uses of feathers for insulation, hunting techniques, display etc before flight.Half a feather might not be as good for flight as a "fully developed" one, but dinosaurs had them and they probably were able to glide, albeit poorly, with them. Even less of a feather might shade a pool of water to allow them to spot small fish or for display to attract a potential mate. To say they were "totally useless", is simply false. Evolution works on adapting already functional structures for different functions.

1

biden clenches plastic beer cup in teeth to free hands for clapping

0

fear not, 'game of thones' fans: the brexit won't affect the show

0

finding the answer that's been there all along: how to discover the direction with wings

0

man accused of keeping woman in crate killed by cops

0

bill o'reilly's advertisers can't keep looking the other way

0

why post-debate instant polls are terrible

0

wednesday's morning email: republicans on cusp of passing tax giveaway

1

Eighty-nine times. Still quite a junior partner. I must admit that he doesn't like to be slighted though, as evidenced by Luke 12:10. One can say some nasty things about the Son of Man, and all's fine. But say one off-colored comment about the Holy Ghost and it's lakes-o-fire time. He needs to get thicker skin, IMO. Do ghosts have skin, BTW?

1

man eating cashew butter can't believe he wasted so many years fucking around with peanut butter

1

old man's son also old man

1

passenger glued to airplane window like it fucking 1956

1

janice to register three; janice to register three

1

stone-hearted ice witch forgoes exclamation point

1

candlelight vigilante takes commemorating into own hands

0

a message to trump: regime change will not work in syria

1

new 'steak & onion' potato chips taste disturbingly like steak and onions

0

diabetes and my personal experience with obtaining health care coverage through obamacare

1

gold bond spokesman grudgingly admits it makes your balls tingle