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0	the end of the road
1	man excited to spend weekend back home catching up with old video games from high school
1	6th-grade teacher seen making out with gamestop dude
0	crossing the finish line for kids with cardiomyopathy
0	isla fisher thanks donald trump for showing that 'unqualified orange people can win things'
0	...see how they run
0	the conversation women everywhere need to stop having
1	dow up 300 after deaths of 400
0	u.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men
1	So what are you proposing? Death panels? Do you think we should euthanase the elderly or should we simply stop their social security payments and healthcare?
0	When you have no constructive comment just attacks the messenger with your insultsand name calling.....typical...............so very sad..........Its radicals like you that hurt the cause of gay rights.........
0	poland passes law that eu says threatens country's democracy
1	recently uncovered passage from book of revelation shows that prophet foresaw 'violent reign of red-headed boy-king'
0	woman enters miss universe malaysia after finding beauty in her head-to-toe moles
0	obama blasts afghans for expelling reporter -- so why the continued pursuit of 'nyt' reporter james risen?
0	the calculated plan to outlaw abortion in the us
0	pixies release secret song for record store day
0	gratitude for my pain
1	spacex reveals all 400 dogs on falcon rocket failed to survive trip
1	area woman quietly satisfied to have concrete evidence backing up years-long hatred of matt lauer
0	It's not a reference to Carl Bogus. It's a reference to "Quotes falsely attributed to Hilter, Sarah Brady, and Janet Reno" on this page: GunCite - Gun Control: Bogus gun control quotes
1	mozambique out of toilet paper
0	They can "marry" whomever they love. Benefits though, are a different matter. The state and society views marriage as an opposite-sex institution. It's not about anyone getting harmed; no one said it was.
0	rebel wilson says 'male star' sexually harassed her while his friends tried to film
1	Oh, well, then that settles the argument doesn't it. It must be a person because she says so, now. Maybe she will change her mind again?
1	unemployed businessman has time for headache
0	hillary clinton speech interrupted by black student activists
0	ron cephas jones shares exciting details about season 2 of 'this is us'
0	adam levine's house in new york city is even hotter than he is
1	study: 83% of marathon spectators only attend for sick thrill of watching fellow man suffer
0	I think that scientists don't work with religion and religion has no place in science class.
1	new cereal for poor stays crunchy in water
1	trump blasts critics who judge neo-nazi groups by most extreme members
0	bernie sanders wins maine democratic caucus
1	tractor pulls now number-one use for u.s. tractors
0	stephen colbert let deray mckesson interview him about his whiteness
0	adopted child doe and amended birth certificates
1	african leaders still treating clinton as president
0	here's what happened when a drag queen interviewed trump supporters
0	fierce 'frozen'-themed t-ball team photo goes viral
0	here's what we know about bill cosby's defense team
0	Tell that to CDC pathologists. Or just read this post. ETA: Alternatively, let's look at the logic in this way: because the field of quantum mechanics is useless for helping me describe classical physical systems, quantum mechanics must be wrong. I think this illustrates the fallacy satisfactorily.
1	donald trump spends another valentine's day completely alone
1	pneumonia virus terrified after remembering what clintons capable of
0	donald trump says he might pay legal fees for man who sucker-punched a protester
0	In all fairness the Pharmacist does serve an important vetting role in the supply of medication to patients- they check what has been prescribed by the doctor against they know about and correct errors that are made (which do happen... I was once given a 7 week course of anti-malarials which turned out to be suitable for taking no more than 28 days at a time).That aside I'd agree with sinjin.
1	knowshon moreno asks broncos if there's anything else to drink besides gatorade
0	5 longevity secrets from the world's healthiest cultures
0	start your day chia seed smoothie style
0	boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide
1	personal life a total waste of time
0	watch: jay carney's most epic clashes with reporters
1	zapp institute adjusts bounce/ounce ratio
1	toenails regenerating
0	hear the siren from behind the fence
0	let the children speak
1	biden implores obama to 'rub one out' before debate
0	please stop blaming women for making less money than men
1	eco-conscious hotel lets guests decide whether they want room's towels washed before next guests arrive
0	beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope
1	john roberts delivers finishing blow to stephen breyer to defend title of chief justice
1	Remember the old Adage "know thy enemy"? emoticonXGood Just because I explain how one CAN fight terrorism doesn't mean that one SHOULD fight terrorism that way. Don't worry, I haven't lost my humanity, yet. emoticonXRolleyes
1	jeff sessions argues family separations only happening because current law doesn't allow him to strangle immigrants with bare hands
0	why this father feeds his son freakish fruit and vegetables
1	mit think-tank develops 20 great gift ideas
0	father of parkland victim creates powerful mural honoring son and 16 others killed
0	adele is just as bummed about the brangelina split as everyone else
0	there was a silver lining to the disneyland measles outbreak
1	ketchup not fancy enough for local man
1	fear factor creator's will: 'heirs must eat my ashes to collect inheritance'
0	the conundrum of the midterms
0	will p5+1 and iran clinch a deal?
1	going-out-of-business sign thanks neighborhood for 3 months of no support whatsoever
1	cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection
1	bush posts classified ad for 90,000 troops
0	a third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey
0	try to keep calm but k-pop band bts is getting a documentary series
0	leslie jones and adam rippon commentating on figure skating is an olympic dream
1	environmental ad campaign encourages turning shower off after showering
0	report: new york state senate leader to be arrested for corruption
1	Hang in here everyone, Bassman's been reading "_____"'s posts over and over and they've got him talking about the "American Holocaust"! emoticonXBanghead Until you have been in my exact situation, I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand. I really don't give a emoticonXCensored if you think it is selfish or not - it is not for you to judge.
1	department of agriculture locates perfect goat
1	mom announces plans to get out some of your old baby stuff and quietly stare at it
0	Again, I'm not sure where all this emphasis on limbs comes from, as if it were the only possible result of genetic variance. But I'll bite: some people are born with six fingers. Example of a new part to an existing structure...on humans, no less.
1	manafort shares tense silence with rick gates on car ride back from trial
0	sunday roundup
0	derek jeter reveals one of the biggest regrets of his career to president obama
1	conductor fatigue blamed in massive model train crash
1	So taking peoples rights away is an american value? I think I will push for legislation to make cancer surgery illegal. After all cancer cells are human life too and with modern medical tech they could become a human being also.
0	fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover
0	And yet you "and other women" feel free to impose their version of reality on innocent lives.
0	pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash
1	st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me
0	So what standards of proof do you hold the bible to? What allows you to hold it next to other religious or fantastical texts and say "Yes, this one is definately, without fail, the word of God, and this one is not."
1	new ted cruz campaign ad features his kids begging for beto o'rourke to be their new dad
1	backstreet boys become backstreet men in backstreet ritual
1	red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors' convenience
0	Then thats as far as we can go on it, and thats fine. Not being a science worshiper myself, I simply dont automatically take this type of blanket statement as automatically true. What largely prompted this thread happened last Tuesday - 6:30 AM, and a six-figure weather forecaster scientist guy assured everyone watching him that a pretty nice day was ahead, largely cloudy yet with peeks of sun, with a slim chance of very spotty rain. 2 hours later, the beginning of widespread heavy rain, for three solid hours. Unusual of course, but if we have scientific blunders concerning a few miles, I can imagine we could have a few blunders concerning hundreds of thousands of light years.
0	republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election
0	selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street

0

the end of the road

1

man excited to spend weekend back home catching up with old video games from high school

1

6th-grade teacher seen making out with gamestop dude

0

crossing the finish line for kids with cardiomyopathy

0

isla fisher thanks donald trump for showing that 'unqualified orange people can win things'

0

...see how they run

0

the conversation women everywhere need to stop having

1

dow up 300 after deaths of 400

0

u.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men

1

So what are you proposing? Death panels? Do you think we should euthanase the elderly or should we simply stop their social security payments and healthcare?

0

When you have no constructive comment just attacks the messenger with your insultsand name calling.....typical...............so very sad..........Its radicals like you that hurt the cause of gay rights.........

0

poland passes law that eu says threatens country's democracy

1

recently uncovered passage from book of revelation shows that prophet foresaw 'violent reign of red-headed boy-king'

0

woman enters miss universe malaysia after finding beauty in her head-to-toe moles

0

obama blasts afghans for expelling reporter -- so why the continued pursuit of 'nyt' reporter james risen?

0

the calculated plan to outlaw abortion in the us

0

pixies release secret song for record store day

0

gratitude for my pain

1

spacex reveals all 400 dogs on falcon rocket failed to survive trip

1

area woman quietly satisfied to have concrete evidence backing up years-long hatred of matt lauer

0

It's not a reference to Carl Bogus. It's a reference to "Quotes falsely attributed to Hilter, Sarah Brady, and Janet Reno" on this page: GunCite - Gun Control: Bogus gun control quotes

1

mozambique out of toilet paper

0

They can "marry" whomever they love. Benefits though, are a different matter. The state and society views marriage as an opposite-sex institution. It's not about anyone getting harmed; no one said it was.

0

rebel wilson says 'male star' sexually harassed her while his friends tried to film

1

Oh, well, then that settles the argument doesn't it. It must be a person because she says so, now. Maybe she will change her mind again?

1

unemployed businessman has time for headache

0

hillary clinton speech interrupted by black student activists

0

ron cephas jones shares exciting details about season 2 of 'this is us'

0

adam levine's house in new york city is even hotter than he is

1

study: 83% of marathon spectators only attend for sick thrill of watching fellow man suffer

0

I think that scientists don't work with religion and religion has no place in science class.

1

new cereal for poor stays crunchy in water

1

trump blasts critics who judge neo-nazi groups by most extreme members

0

bernie sanders wins maine democratic caucus

1

tractor pulls now number-one use for u.s. tractors

0

stephen colbert let deray mckesson interview him about his whiteness

0

adopted child doe and amended birth certificates

1

african leaders still treating clinton as president

0

here's what happened when a drag queen interviewed trump supporters

0

fierce 'frozen'-themed t-ball team photo goes viral

0

here's what we know about bill cosby's defense team

0

Tell that to CDC pathologists. Or just read this post. ETA: Alternatively, let's look at the logic in this way: because the field of quantum mechanics is useless for helping me describe classical physical systems, quantum mechanics must be wrong. I think this illustrates the fallacy satisfactorily.

1

donald trump spends another valentine's day completely alone

1

pneumonia virus terrified after remembering what clintons capable of

0

donald trump says he might pay legal fees for man who sucker-punched a protester

0

In all fairness the Pharmacist does serve an important vetting role in the supply of medication to patients- they check what has been prescribed by the doctor against they know about and correct errors that are made (which do happen... I was once given a 7 week course of anti-malarials which turned out to be suitable for taking no more than 28 days at a time).That aside I'd agree with sinjin.

1

knowshon moreno asks broncos if there's anything else to drink besides gatorade

0

5 longevity secrets from the world's healthiest cultures

0

start your day chia seed smoothie style

0

boston teachers visit students' countries of origin to bridge cultural divide

1

personal life a total waste of time

0

watch: jay carney's most epic clashes with reporters

1

zapp institute adjusts bounce/ounce ratio

1

toenails regenerating

0

hear the siren from behind the fence

0

let the children speak

1

biden implores obama to 'rub one out' before debate

0

please stop blaming women for making less money than men

1

eco-conscious hotel lets guests decide whether they want room's towels washed before next guests arrive

0

beyoncé channeled 5 of lil' kim's iconic outfits and lil' kim couldn't cope

1

john roberts delivers finishing blow to stephen breyer to defend title of chief justice

1

Remember the old Adage "know thy enemy"? emoticonXGood Just because I explain how one CAN fight terrorism doesn't mean that one SHOULD fight terrorism that way. Don't worry, I haven't lost my humanity, yet. emoticonXRolleyes

1

jeff sessions argues family separations only happening because current law doesn't allow him to strangle immigrants with bare hands

0

why this father feeds his son freakish fruit and vegetables

1

mit think-tank develops 20 great gift ideas

0

father of parkland victim creates powerful mural honoring son and 16 others killed

0

adele is just as bummed about the brangelina split as everyone else

0

there was a silver lining to the disneyland measles outbreak

1

ketchup not fancy enough for local man

1

fear factor creator's will: 'heirs must eat my ashes to collect inheritance'

0

the conundrum of the midterms

0

will p5+1 and iran clinch a deal?

1

going-out-of-business sign thanks neighborhood for 3 months of no support whatsoever

1

cnn producer on hunt for saddest-looking fuck with convention button collection

1

bush posts classified ad for 90,000 troops

0

a third of americans say they know someone affected by harvey

0

try to keep calm but k-pop band bts is getting a documentary series

0

leslie jones and adam rippon commentating on figure skating is an olympic dream

1

environmental ad campaign encourages turning shower off after showering

0

report: new york state senate leader to be arrested for corruption

1

Hang in here everyone, Bassman's been reading "_____"'s posts over and over and they've got him talking about the "American Holocaust"! emoticonXBanghead Until you have been in my exact situation, I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand. I really don't give a emoticonXCensored if you think it is selfish or not - it is not for you to judge.

1

department of agriculture locates perfect goat

1

mom announces plans to get out some of your old baby stuff and quietly stare at it

0

Again, I'm not sure where all this emphasis on limbs comes from, as if it were the only possible result of genetic variance. But I'll bite: some people are born with six fingers. Example of a new part to an existing structure...on humans, no less.

1

manafort shares tense silence with rick gates on car ride back from trial

0

sunday roundup

0

derek jeter reveals one of the biggest regrets of his career to president obama

1

conductor fatigue blamed in massive model train crash

1

So taking peoples rights away is an american value? I think I will push for legislation to make cancer surgery illegal. After all cancer cells are human life too and with modern medical tech they could become a human being also.

0

fiona apple's classic 'criminal' video just got a lesbian makeover

0

And yet you "and other women" feel free to impose their version of reality on innocent lives.

0

pilot was locked out of cockpit before alps crash

1

st. vincent to world's catholics: stop donating all this crap to me

0

So what standards of proof do you hold the bible to? What allows you to hold it next to other religious or fantastical texts and say "Yes, this one is definately, without fail, the word of God, and this one is not."

1

new ted cruz campaign ad features his kids begging for beto o'rourke to be their new dad

1

backstreet boys become backstreet men in backstreet ritual

1

red cross installs blood drop-off bins for donors' convenience

0

Then thats as far as we can go on it, and thats fine. Not being a science worshiper myself, I simply dont automatically take this type of blanket statement as automatically true. What largely prompted this thread happened last Tuesday - 6:30 AM, and a six-figure weather forecaster scientist guy assured everyone watching him that a pretty nice day was ahead, largely cloudy yet with peeks of sun, with a slim chance of very spotty rain. 2 hours later, the beginning of widespread heavy rain, for three solid hours. Unusual of course, but if we have scientific blunders concerning a few miles, I can imagine we could have a few blunders concerning hundreds of thousands of light years.

0

republicans steel for a loss in trump country special election

0

selfless cop escorts adorable family of ducklings across busy street