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1	I actually laughed out loud at that one! Imagine how gay black people such as myself should feel. Maybe I should just lie down and call myself sidewalk.
0	chuck grassley introduces donald trump at rally, but does not endorse
0	north carolina tops gonzaga to win sixth ncaa title
0	5 mistakes to avoid during your wedding night
1	pope francis lays hands on ailing u.s. infrastructure
1	zoo hosts contest to name baby of pregnant gift shop worker
0	This is why the title is "God exists!!! (but he's not who you think he is). It's a funny proof which I don't think Christians would agree this definition was God. But basically it's saying that take the set of all human beings. Call the greatest God. God exists.Not only that, but the final conclusion is one of the premises. The proof is one big circle :)
1	Then what's Mississippi's problem? They must be run by a-holes because they are being forgotten.
1	owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right
1	man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips
1	starlet-viewer age difference quickly calculated
0	north korea just launched an icbm. here's what experts think could happen next.
0	religious persecution on the rise: minorities under threat in the middle east
0	get lost in these seven cities
1	Neat my very own living spell check I can't wait to see well it works.
1	man at bar clinging to muted 'king of queens' episode like life preserver
1	Yea right you are likely to know. Stick with the enema hotline.
0	why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie
0	the ultimate odessa, texas, road trip playlist
1	bike helmet protects child from helmet-inspired beating
1	ant colony comes to halt after death of popular worker
0	how competent are nonprofit boards in strategic planning?
0	'fed up' zara workers battle for more hours
0	'mass mobs' are taking over detroit's catholic churches
0	happy birthday, bo obama!
1	something sliding around in coffin
0	no velvet rope for healthcare abroad
1	mom keeping tabs on coyote situation
0	donald trump says his supporters should 'hit back' at protesters more often
1	You would fail to see it. I guess you don't watch enough TV.
1	america a fascist police state, stoned underage drunk driver charges
0	cdc abruptly canceled a long-planned climate summit days before trump became president
0	jim carrey's scathing portrait of trump as the joker will give you nightmares
0	mitt romney 'planning to run' for senate if orrin hatch retires: report
1	credit-card metallurgists unveil new 'polonium plus' visa card
0	arkansas executes first inmate in 12 years
1	encyclopedic knowledge not so handsomely bound
1	cia chief admits to torture after six-hour beating, electrocution
0	here's what clinton and trump were really thinking about during the debate
1	gulf of mexico inducted into opec
0	mindfulness and the average smartphone: technology for calm instead of chaos
0	ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again
1	rnc: 'we warned you gay marriage would be a slippery slope toward accepting pedophilia'
0	new endangered species: deficit hawk
0	podcast review: to the manor borne by robots
0	Your XXX-umption that is a poor attempt to certify a false delimma has long been answered. How many people have been killed in Africa with short handled hoes and machetes? Nary a gun amoungst them.
0	chris hemsworth makes light of reports he and his wife are splitting with cheeky instagram
0	we need to talk about adoptee suicide
1	woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday
0	the iconic blue ikea bag is getting a makeover
0	author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account'
1	You really are turning out to be a one trick pony JP. emoticonXRolleyes And here I thought you had the ability to learn from others and your mistakes - I guess not. Waxy
0	You're right, I think he has made such comments. Sorry. I think he's wrong and went too far.
0	massive blast rocks central baghdad
0	it's suddenly cold out. am i going to get sick?
1	confusing insult awkwardly clarified
0	the sanders-clinton debate flap, explained
0	You've asked a good question cash, the way you know that is by all of the excuses you're getting rather than any attempts to actually answer you directly with solid evidence. Of course we know that evidence doesn't exist, but they'll never admit that either. emoticonXGood
1	number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4
1	study finds americans do most financial planning when figuring out how to get money's worth at buffet
1	header image
1	man on horse hates city
1	kiss cover band guitarist leaves to start vinnie vincent invasion tribute band
0	taylor swift rocks a crop top for her new year's eve performance
1	'we can have differences of opinion and still respect each other,' says betrayer of the one true cause
1	once-adventurous salmon can't believe she ended up moving back to birthplace, having a bunch of kids
0	pro-choice is only pro child if the choice is not abortion and they are only pro family when the choice for family. So really pro choice can be pro child or anti child and pro family or anti family.
1	oklahoma leaders claim teachers' strike betrays values of nation's 1914 founding by abraham lincoln and orville redenbacher
0	u.s. service member dies following explosion in northern syria
0	years of u.s. government lies could soon result in a kurdish massacre
0	sens. mccain, graham: trump's order could become 'self-inflicted wound' in terror fight
0	you won't believe where this key got stuck
0	adorable panda cub bei bei makes a very sleepy public debut
1	historical archives: a puzzle for the mind
1	monster got tina
0	gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody
0	under trump, muslim book publishers are fighting against hate
0	congress sends trump legislation for disaster aid and debt limit increase
0	the white house isn't going to respond to petition to arrest donald trump
1	time running out on second-keg fund drive
0	swarm of 100 drones dance to beethoven's 'symphony no. 5' in the night sky
0	Actually, you gave (and misspelled) one of the common names given to the fossil, "Turkana Boy" It is also sometimes called "Nariokotome Boy". But the real designation of the fossil is KNM-WT 15000 and any knowledgeable discussion of that fossil will refer to it as such. That fact, by the way, is how I know that Turkana Boy and Nariokotome Boy are one and the same fossil.
1	But AA's not responsible for that, because he is an A-rab.
0	testing: enhanced interrogation in the classroom
0	world prematurity day 2014: taking action for newborns born too soon
0	officer's life saved when he shoots bullet directly into suspect's gun
0	If atheism is a religion, than yes and atheism. If it's not then no. _________________
0	here's your 10-piece winter capsule wardrobe checklist
0	vanessa williams reveals plans for new album
0	Well, the 40Ar/39Ar method was used to say that it was 65 mya.This same method was used to date volcanic rock from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption to within 7 years. But the KT boundary was dated using several radiometric methods that all agree to within a couple of million years.Here is where I got that info:http://www.ncseweb.org/resources/rnc...12_30_1899.aspLook at table 2.
0	dog just can't stop smiling ever since she found a home
1	frustrated gunman can't believe how far he has to drive to find nearest planned parenthood clinic
0	farewell to jean nidetch, patron saint of weight watchers
0	mark hamill shuts down trump's latest complaint with 3 blistering words
1	voyeur researchers recommend at least 7 hours of watching someone sleep per night
1	polka fan on a real harold loeffelmacher kick lately
0	Directed variation seems unlikely: http://www.blackwellpublishing.com/ridley/tutorials/Natural_selection_and_variation17.asp Would not selection of mating partners produce nonrandom variation?
1	r.e.m.'s children still hoping parents will get back together
1	What I marvel at is that you say the bolded as if it's a fact. You are in for a rude awakening my lost friend. emoticonXBanghead
0	how this 65-year-old is beginning a new chapter with parkinson's

1

I actually laughed out loud at that one! Imagine how gay black people such as myself should feel. Maybe I should just lie down and call myself sidewalk.

0

chuck grassley introduces donald trump at rally, but does not endorse

0

north carolina tops gonzaga to win sixth ncaa title

0

5 mistakes to avoid during your wedding night

1

pope francis lays hands on ailing u.s. infrastructure

1

zoo hosts contest to name baby of pregnant gift shop worker

0

This is why the title is "God exists!!! (but he's not who you think he is). It's a funny proof which I don't think Christians would agree this definition was God. But basically it's saying that take the set of all human beings. Call the greatest God. God exists.Not only that, but the final conclusion is one of the premises. The proof is one big circle :)

1

Then what's Mississippi's problem? They must be run by a-holes because they are being forgotten.

1

owner of cheap motel fixes sign to flicker just right

1

man regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips

1

starlet-viewer age difference quickly calculated

0

north korea just launched an icbm. here's what experts think could happen next.

0

religious persecution on the rise: minorities under threat in the middle east

0

get lost in these seven cities

1

Neat my very own living spell check I can't wait to see well it works.

1

man at bar clinging to muted 'king of queens' episode like life preserver

1

Yea right you are likely to know. Stick with the enema hotline.

0

why kellyanne conway doesn't get a break on her bowling green massacre lie

0

the ultimate odessa, texas, road trip playlist

1

bike helmet protects child from helmet-inspired beating

1

ant colony comes to halt after death of popular worker

0

how competent are nonprofit boards in strategic planning?

0

'fed up' zara workers battle for more hours

0

'mass mobs' are taking over detroit's catholic churches

0

happy birthday, bo obama!

1

something sliding around in coffin

0

no velvet rope for healthcare abroad

1

mom keeping tabs on coyote situation

0

donald trump says his supporters should 'hit back' at protesters more often

1

You would fail to see it. I guess you don't watch enough TV.

1

america a fascist police state, stoned underage drunk driver charges

0

cdc abruptly canceled a long-planned climate summit days before trump became president

0

jim carrey's scathing portrait of trump as the joker will give you nightmares

0

mitt romney 'planning to run' for senate if orrin hatch retires: report

1

credit-card metallurgists unveil new 'polonium plus' visa card

0

arkansas executes first inmate in 12 years

1

encyclopedic knowledge not so handsomely bound

1

cia chief admits to torture after six-hour beating, electrocution

0

here's what clinton and trump were really thinking about during the debate

1

gulf of mexico inducted into opec

0

mindfulness and the average smartphone: technology for calm instead of chaos

0

ben higgins and lauren bushnell on the 'bachelor' buzzwords they never want to say again

1

rnc: 'we warned you gay marriage would be a slippery slope toward accepting pedophilia'

0

new endangered species: deficit hawk

0

podcast review: to the manor borne by robots

0

Your XXX-umption that is a poor attempt to certify a false delimma has long been answered. How many people have been killed in Africa with short handled hoes and machetes? Nary a gun amoungst them.

0

chris hemsworth makes light of reports he and his wife are splitting with cheeky instagram

0

we need to talk about adoptee suicide

1

woman devises latest delusional scheme for burning extra calories during workday

0

the iconic blue ikea bag is getting a makeover

0

author of botched daniel holtzclaw profile apologizes for 'lopsided account'

1

You really are turning out to be a one trick pony JP. emoticonXRolleyes And here I thought you had the ability to learn from others and your mistakes - I guess not. Waxy

0

You're right, I think he has made such comments. Sorry. I think he's wrong and went too far.

0

massive blast rocks central baghdad

0

it's suddenly cold out. am i going to get sick?

1

confusing insult awkwardly clarified

0

the sanders-clinton debate flap, explained

0

You've asked a good question cash, the way you know that is by all of the excuses you're getting rather than any attempts to actually answer you directly with solid evidence. Of course we know that evidence doesn't exist, but they'll never admit that either. emoticonXGood

1

number of songs gop candidates can use down to 4

1

study finds americans do most financial planning when figuring out how to get money's worth at buffet

1

header image

1

man on horse hates city

1

kiss cover band guitarist leaves to start vinnie vincent invasion tribute band

0

taylor swift rocks a crop top for her new year's eve performance

1

'we can have differences of opinion and still respect each other,' says betrayer of the one true cause

1

once-adventurous salmon can't believe she ended up moving back to birthplace, having a bunch of kids

0

pro-choice is only pro child if the choice is not abortion and they are only pro family when the choice for family. So really pro choice can be pro child or anti child and pro family or anti family.

1

oklahoma leaders claim teachers' strike betrays values of nation's 1914 founding by abraham lincoln and orville redenbacher

0

u.s. service member dies following explosion in northern syria

0

years of u.s. government lies could soon result in a kurdish massacre

0

sens. mccain, graham: trump's order could become 'self-inflicted wound' in terror fight

0

you won't believe where this key got stuck

0

adorable panda cub bei bei makes a very sleepy public debut

1

historical archives: a puzzle for the mind

1

monster got tina

0

gillian jacobs on what it's like to kiss adam brody

0

under trump, muslim book publishers are fighting against hate

0

congress sends trump legislation for disaster aid and debt limit increase

0

the white house isn't going to respond to petition to arrest donald trump

1

time running out on second-keg fund drive

0

swarm of 100 drones dance to beethoven's 'symphony no. 5' in the night sky

0

Actually, you gave (and misspelled) one of the common names given to the fossil, "Turkana Boy" It is also sometimes called "Nariokotome Boy". But the real designation of the fossil is KNM-WT 15000 and any knowledgeable discussion of that fossil will refer to it as such. That fact, by the way, is how I know that Turkana Boy and Nariokotome Boy are one and the same fossil.

1

But AA's not responsible for that, because he is an A-rab.

0

testing: enhanced interrogation in the classroom

0

world prematurity day 2014: taking action for newborns born too soon

0

officer's life saved when he shoots bullet directly into suspect's gun

0

If atheism is a religion, than yes and atheism. If it's not then no. _________________

0

here's your 10-piece winter capsule wardrobe checklist

0

vanessa williams reveals plans for new album

0

Well, the 40Ar/39Ar method was used to say that it was 65 mya.This same method was used to date volcanic rock from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption to within 7 years. But the KT boundary was dated using several radiometric methods that all agree to within a couple of million years.Here is where I got that info:http://www.ncseweb.org/resources/rnc...12_30_1899.aspLook at table 2.

0

dog just can't stop smiling ever since she found a home

1

frustrated gunman can't believe how far he has to drive to find nearest planned parenthood clinic

0

farewell to jean nidetch, patron saint of weight watchers

0

mark hamill shuts down trump's latest complaint with 3 blistering words

1

voyeur researchers recommend at least 7 hours of watching someone sleep per night

1

polka fan on a real harold loeffelmacher kick lately

0

Directed variation seems unlikely: http://www.blackwellpublishing.com/ridley/tutorials/Natural_selection_and_variation17.asp Would not selection of mating partners produce nonrandom variation?

1

r.e.m.'s children still hoping parents will get back together

1

What I marvel at is that you say the bolded as if it's a fact. You are in for a rude awakening my lost friend. emoticonXBanghead

0

how this 65-year-old is beginning a new chapter with parkinson's