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1	that cheesecake sitting on the table: what if it accidentally fell into your mouth?
1	man turns vegetarian for 36 hours
1	Trust me, you won't see me offerring my arm or nose for any flu vaccine. The government rushed companies to make this vaccine without giving them enough time to fully test it and when they initially balked at the thought, Uncle Sam said "Don't worry, we won't hold you liable for any ill effects as a result of our incomplete testing." Now doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy about Uncle Sam controlling all healthcare? Consider this:
0	did the restaurant owner actually say that to a rabbi?
0	airline passengers tackle man who rushes cockpit in bomb threat
1	jonesing nation demands trump tell them where, exactly, drugs are pouring into country
1	'there's nothing to it,' secret service agent assures mar-a-lago bellhop assigned rooftop sniper duty
1	uneducated nba star urges kids to stay in school
1	Seems to me its you that cant take a little humour. If you think my reply was an insult you should get out more often.
0	Actually the bible is silent concerning abortion which is odd considering it was highly outlawed by surrounding nations.The bible is very clear concerning the value of a fetus as opposed to an actual soulish being(mother) though.
1	breitbart criticized for publishing humanizing profile of libtard beta-cuck
0	lac megantic remembers canadian oil train disaster, one year later
1	man betrays his heart by telling friend he can have last dumpling
0	nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode
1	u.s. intelligence: burundi may be developing telephone
0	under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor
1	area man croatian?
0	hilary duff's heartbreaking instagram shows how hard it is to lose a pet
1	prosthetic arm stuck in vending machine
0	nurses ignore hospital regulations to grant dying man his final wish
1	monster truck driver beginning to suspect crowd is cheering for truck
0	watch one of the world's largest lakes shrink before your eyes
0	My recollection is similar to yours. I encountered it in an AP biology class in high school, we spent about 1/2 the extra-long class in labs (I think that was the primary difference). The giraffe example was an "aha" moment for me personally, I suspected life changed, but the specifics I had never thought about. I recall a disclaimer at the start of the section, but I don't recall the exact wording. -Mach
1	bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him
1	There's alot to be said about it(hobby)but it is also a right,a protected right ,and I would not give up my guns;and I'm not alone.First it starts with guns than freedom of speech.Then the brownshirts march in the streets.All that agree raise your right arm and say HEIL OBAMA!!
1	modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion
0	uganda's president extends 30-year rule, detains rivals after election
0	simple gifts--for the holidays (holy daze) or if we do not know your wishes, how can we follow them?
0	counting down the seconds until putin betrays trump
1	detroit burned down for the insurance money
1	Here you are using the misogynist POV. No "Rushspeak" if you please.
1	all-dad blues band a critical disappointment
1	officials investigating hugh hefner's death suspect foreplay
1	nelly reiterates sex-liking stance
0	how do you know when a beauty product is 'the one'?
0	donald trump reportedly approves race summit with colin kaepernick
0	'the bold type' creator on tackling sexual assault in the show's hopeful finale
0	canon 5d mark iv dslr preview video
0	Old news. There have been accusations of similar stories for years.
1	generous improv troupe performing for free
0	What laws are these that you speak of? Kindly provide the bill name and number so you have some actual proof and aren't simply parroting from the fear-mongering Brady Campaign and Violence Policy Center.During World War II the American people rounded up Japanese-Americans and herded them into concentration camps because you were at war with the people of Japan and thought that they were the sleeping enemy even though they had no proof. What you're speaking of is no different than this.The way I see it Brady, your hatred for guns and gun owners is so overwhelming and logic defying, that you'd be perfectly alright with unleashing a life-ending pandemic plague on the people of earth if you believed it would put an end to all gun owners everywhere.
1	china introduces new one-uighur policy
0	Would you mind telling us just how he determined ALL maladaptive or inconsequential mutations in his test organism and just how he validated such measurements? To me as a biologist with quite a bit of microbiology under the belt it would seem to be impossible to do so! After all its very likely that a fairly large portion of the populutaion will have at least one mutation at at least one base pair location in the total sequence! Your claim would seem to be impossible, but perhaps there is a way he managed to do so.
0	will the atlanta falcons rise up or shrink down?
1	moral compass lost in woods
0	this time ben carson didn't say he'd violate muslims' civil rights
1	funeral director assures jewish family this headstone can withstand plenty of blows from baseball bat
0	adele celebrates 'titanic'-themed 30th birthday
0	chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety
0	erick erickson, noted sexist, slams donald trump for being sexist
0	thandie newton recalls disgusting encounter with repulsive male director
1	school board adopts gay-ass uniform policy
0	from bicycles to spaceships (video)
0	someone spotted a new pixar easter egg from 'the good dinosaur'
1	elderly patient threatened with suppository
0	here's why huffpost is dropping polls that rely only on landlines
0	on jan fabre, part 2: scenes from the moral education of the human race
0	Because she, like every other political figurehead, thinks it's alright for her to carry a gun, but not anybody else. If she DIDN'T support a ban on all firearms, then why did she say "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them -- Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in -- I would have done it."
0	19 unusual baby names that celebrities love
0	hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too
1	But religion is not a topic for science classes. Teach the science in class and if that presents a problem for your religion at home, perhaps you should think about your religion a bit more critically and realistically. What is being attempted is to cast doubt on well established scientific theory and pretend that magic is a viable alternative.
1	Ah, back in the day. I get misty eyed when I think of back then. Trading horses for wives... no antibiotics... poor nutrition... having 10 kids so 2 live to adulthood. Ah, the memories :D Fallacy. Just because it's an old idea does not make it a good idea.
1	u.s. fish and wildlife service reintroduces straw hat-wearing boys to old fishin' holes
0	You do realize that the rules are supposed to be absurd, to point up the absurdity of a recent court ruling, right?
0	jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason
0	california mayor sleeps in cardboard box for night to 'experience' homelessness
1	2012 was once considered hottest year on record, man in 2024 remembers wistfully
1	Hey, maybe some chosen by God religious fundamentalist will offer up his own daughters to be gang-raped, and then later have sex with those same daughters and children by them. You know, the way Lot did in the Bible. The one Peter called "a righteous man".
0	dianne feinstein wants nfl players accused of domestic violence to be benched
1	'any song can be sad if it has sad memories attached to it,' report newly single sources
0	balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy
1	Oh yes yes... never mind the thousands of lives destroyed, the shame, the guilt, the anger, the fear and all the while perhaps being in a combat zone and having that stress... Never mind the hundreds of millions wasted retraining new people because we kicked out perfectly able people because of their sexuality... All you can do is sit here and spew non threatening bunk to try and scare people and make your bigotry somewhat tangible to your warped mind...
1	fda deems genetically modified salmon too handsome to eat
0	But you are smart enough to realize that the ban on gay marriage has nothing to do with it.
0	climate science on trial again
1	abc camera immediately cuts away after showing harvey weinstein sitting at oscars
0	brody jenner throws shade at kimye in 'kuwtk' teaser
1	real-life grinch celebrates 'hanukkah'
1	And you simply can not rely on what you hear on MTV or the radio anymore. They play what's marketable - not necesarily what's good. Clear Channel would not know good music if I shoved it up their XXX and lit it on fire.
0	new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary
1	woman knows to stay away from certain parts of own psyche at night
0	mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean
0	they finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies
1	Did I mention premarital or adulterous heterosexual sex? I think not! As usual 'big' boy is putting words in others posts! Was better when I was on his ignore list..for about five minutesemoticonXConfused
0	Honest question Arch: where is the problem with a potential variance of 10 billion years? I know this question may appear ridiculous to you but could you take the question in the spirit it was meant?
0	daily news threatens union drivers
1	shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship
0	confessions of a hopeful hoarder
0	9 nitty-gritty organizing tips
1	frustrated wildfire spends hours stuck in l.a. traffic
1	anthropologists discover ancient greek super pac that helped shape first democracy
0	pete rose, the st. louis cardinals and the need for consistent mlb ethics policies
0	donovan mitchell uses footwear to send powerful message about gun violence
0	justice department plans to retry bob menendez for bribery, corruption
0	afi docs fest wraps up
0	white house says it can't pardon steven avery of 'making a murderer'
0	Oh I can easily spend $1,000 dollars an hour. If I could I would also have plenty of reason to live to be 114.
1	area man pretty sure it's not broken
0	dog born with odds stacked against her found just the parents she needed
0	martin shkreli wants to be the only one to own kanye's new album

1

that cheesecake sitting on the table: what if it accidentally fell into your mouth?

1

man turns vegetarian for 36 hours

1

Trust me, you won't see me offerring my arm or nose for any flu vaccine. The government rushed companies to make this vaccine without giving them enough time to fully test it and when they initially balked at the thought, Uncle Sam said "Don't worry, we won't hold you liable for any ill effects as a result of our incomplete testing." Now doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy about Uncle Sam controlling all healthcare? Consider this:

0

did the restaurant owner actually say that to a rabbi?

0

airline passengers tackle man who rushes cockpit in bomb threat

1

jonesing nation demands trump tell them where, exactly, drugs are pouring into country

1

'there's nothing to it,' secret service agent assures mar-a-lago bellhop assigned rooftop sniper duty

1

uneducated nba star urges kids to stay in school

1

Seems to me its you that cant take a little humour. If you think my reply was an insult you should get out more often.

0

Actually the bible is silent concerning abortion which is odd considering it was highly outlawed by surrounding nations.The bible is very clear concerning the value of a fetus as opposed to an actual soulish being(mother) though.

1

breitbart criticized for publishing humanizing profile of libtard beta-cuck

0

lac megantic remembers canadian oil train disaster, one year later

1

man betrays his heart by telling friend he can have last dumpling

0

nasa's kepler spacecraft recovers from unexplained emergency mode

1

u.s. intelligence: burundi may be developing telephone

0

under trump, union election rules could be tilted in employers' favor

1

area man croatian?

0

hilary duff's heartbreaking instagram shows how hard it is to lose a pet

1

prosthetic arm stuck in vending machine

0

nurses ignore hospital regulations to grant dying man his final wish

1

monster truck driver beginning to suspect crowd is cheering for truck

0

watch one of the world's largest lakes shrink before your eyes

0

My recollection is similar to yours. I encountered it in an AP biology class in high school, we spent about 1/2 the extra-long class in labs (I think that was the primary difference). The giraffe example was an "aha" moment for me personally, I suspected life changed, but the specifics I had never thought about. I recall a disclaimer at the start of the section, but I don't recall the exact wording. -Mach

1

bush increasingly focused on how revisionist history will see him

1

There's alot to be said about it(hobby)but it is also a right,a protected right ,and I would not give up my guns;and I'm not alone.First it starts with guns than freedom of speech.Then the brownshirts march in the streets.All that agree raise your right arm and say HEIL OBAMA!!

1

modern-day lancelot offers to pay for abortion

0

uganda's president extends 30-year rule, detains rivals after election

0

simple gifts--for the holidays (holy daze) or if we do not know your wishes, how can we follow them?

0

counting down the seconds until putin betrays trump

1

detroit burned down for the insurance money

1

Here you are using the misogynist POV. No "Rushspeak" if you please.

1

all-dad blues band a critical disappointment

1

officials investigating hugh hefner's death suspect foreplay

1

nelly reiterates sex-liking stance

0

how do you know when a beauty product is 'the one'?

0

donald trump reportedly approves race summit with colin kaepernick

0

'the bold type' creator on tackling sexual assault in the show's hopeful finale

0

canon 5d mark iv dslr preview video

0

Old news. There have been accusations of similar stories for years.

1

generous improv troupe performing for free

0

What laws are these that you speak of? Kindly provide the bill name and number so you have some actual proof and aren't simply parroting from the fear-mongering Brady Campaign and Violence Policy Center.During World War II the American people rounded up Japanese-Americans and herded them into concentration camps because you were at war with the people of Japan and thought that they were the sleeping enemy even though they had no proof. What you're speaking of is no different than this.The way I see it Brady, your hatred for guns and gun owners is so overwhelming and logic defying, that you'd be perfectly alright with unleashing a life-ending pandemic plague on the people of earth if you believed it would put an end to all gun owners everywhere.

1

china introduces new one-uighur policy

0

Would you mind telling us just how he determined ALL maladaptive or inconsequential mutations in his test organism and just how he validated such measurements? To me as a biologist with quite a bit of microbiology under the belt it would seem to be impossible to do so! After all its very likely that a fairly large portion of the populutaion will have at least one mutation at at least one base pair location in the total sequence! Your claim would seem to be impossible, but perhaps there is a way he managed to do so.

0

will the atlanta falcons rise up or shrink down?

1

moral compass lost in woods

0

this time ben carson didn't say he'd violate muslims' civil rights

1

funeral director assures jewish family this headstone can withstand plenty of blows from baseball bat

0

adele celebrates 'titanic'-themed 30th birthday

0

chipotle hires former critic to help improve chain's food safety

0

erick erickson, noted sexist, slams donald trump for being sexist

0

thandie newton recalls disgusting encounter with repulsive male director

1

school board adopts gay-ass uniform policy

0

from bicycles to spaceships (video)

0

someone spotted a new pixar easter egg from 'the good dinosaur'

1

elderly patient threatened with suppository

0

here's why huffpost is dropping polls that rely only on landlines

0

on jan fabre, part 2: scenes from the moral education of the human race

0

Because she, like every other political figurehead, thinks it's alright for her to carry a gun, but not anybody else. If she DIDN'T support a ban on all firearms, then why did she say "If I could have gotten 51 votes in the Senate of the United States for an outright ban, picking up every one of them -- Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in -- I would have done it."

0

19 unusual baby names that celebrities love

0

hey, taylor swift, caitlyn jenner got a call from kanye too

1

But religion is not a topic for science classes. Teach the science in class and if that presents a problem for your religion at home, perhaps you should think about your religion a bit more critically and realistically. What is being attempted is to cast doubt on well established scientific theory and pretend that magic is a viable alternative.

1

Ah, back in the day. I get misty eyed when I think of back then. Trading horses for wives... no antibiotics... poor nutrition... having 10 kids so 2 live to adulthood. Ah, the memories :D Fallacy. Just because it's an old idea does not make it a good idea.

1

u.s. fish and wildlife service reintroduces straw hat-wearing boys to old fishin' holes

0

You do realize that the rules are supposed to be absurd, to point up the absurdity of a recent court ruling, right?

0

jennifer aniston takes rare selfie for the best possible reason

0

california mayor sleeps in cardboard box for night to 'experience' homelessness

1

2012 was once considered hottest year on record, man in 2024 remembers wistfully

1

Hey, maybe some chosen by God religious fundamentalist will offer up his own daughters to be gang-raped, and then later have sex with those same daughters and children by them. You know, the way Lot did in the Bible. The one Peter called "a righteous man".

0

dianne feinstein wants nfl players accused of domestic violence to be benched

1

'any song can be sad if it has sad memories attached to it,' report newly single sources

0

balanced budget amendment fails amid gop fiscal hypocrisy

1

Oh yes yes... never mind the thousands of lives destroyed, the shame, the guilt, the anger, the fear and all the while perhaps being in a combat zone and having that stress... Never mind the hundreds of millions wasted retraining new people because we kicked out perfectly able people because of their sexuality... All you can do is sit here and spew non threatening bunk to try and scare people and make your bigotry somewhat tangible to your warped mind...

1

fda deems genetically modified salmon too handsome to eat

0

But you are smart enough to realize that the ban on gay marriage has nothing to do with it.

0

climate science on trial again

1

abc camera immediately cuts away after showing harvey weinstein sitting at oscars

0

brody jenner throws shade at kimye in 'kuwtk' teaser

1

real-life grinch celebrates 'hanukkah'

1

And you simply can not rely on what you hear on MTV or the radio anymore. They play what's marketable - not necesarily what's good. Clear Channel would not know good music if I shoved it up their XXX and lit it on fire.

0

new england cod fishermen share coal miners' plight in this new documentary

1

woman knows to stay away from certain parts of own psyche at night

0

mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean

0

they finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies

1

Did I mention premarital or adulterous heterosexual sex? I think not! As usual 'big' boy is putting words in others posts! Was better when I was on his ignore list..for about five minutesemoticonXConfused

0

Honest question Arch: where is the problem with a potential variance of 10 billion years? I know this question may appear ridiculous to you but could you take the question in the spirit it was meant?

0

daily news threatens union drivers

1

shipwreck survivors forced to endure ride home on disney cruise ship

0

confessions of a hopeful hoarder

0

9 nitty-gritty organizing tips

1

frustrated wildfire spends hours stuck in l.a. traffic

1

anthropologists discover ancient greek super pac that helped shape first democracy

0

pete rose, the st. louis cardinals and the need for consistent mlb ethics policies

0

donovan mitchell uses footwear to send powerful message about gun violence

0

justice department plans to retry bob menendez for bribery, corruption

0

afi docs fest wraps up

0

white house says it can't pardon steven avery of 'making a murderer'

0

Oh I can easily spend $1,000 dollars an hour. If I could I would also have plenty of reason to live to be 114.

1

area man pretty sure it's not broken

0

dog born with odds stacked against her found just the parents she needed

0

martin shkreli wants to be the only one to own kanye's new album