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0	Sounds like a fact which has been blown out of all proportion - possibly by the pro-gun side attempting to ridicule it. It is a fact, however, that the presence of a gun can increase aggression levels in individuals.See other times I have brought this up, here (to the end of the thread) and here (again, that post till the end of the thread).
0	oops: hot mic broadcasts al roker going to the bathroom
1	chinese buffet has french fries
0	mike huckabee resigns from country music board after criticism of his anti-lgbtq views
0	loving every minute trump sweats the gop
0	I believe I would know when my own post is 1asm or not...
1	tom bosley named secretary of naps
0	netflix to shut down planned louis c.k. comedy special
0	cats getting drunk to 'blame it (on the alcohol)' is the only rehab you'll need today
1	new tesla model 3 goes from zero to engulfed in flames in 3.5 seconds
0	patty jenkins 'extremely distressed' over brett ratner allegations
1	teen admits parents were right about fred durst
1	inside: what the stars were wearing at terrible movie's gala premiere
0	So would you care if abortion were outlawed. If so, what would be bad about allowing a view that places objective value in human life to be the basis for making law?
0	11 excellent books in the brand new kirkus collections
1	town hall attendees still standing patiently waiting for their questions to be answered
0	telescope protesters prepare for another police showdown
0	the equifax breach is bad, but there are steps that can help
0	the fight to bring transparency to california's charter schools
1	'i'd like you to post long, aggressive rants on social media,' says bernie sanders in supporter's interpretation of speech
0	Actually, not at all true. The organisms of the Cambrian look little like modern animals. It is only the major phyla that are recognized by the derived characteristics. For example, the cordates first arise in the early Cambrian, along with primitive inverebrates. You can safely say that no animal living today looks much like any living then. For example, there were no amphibians, no reptiles, no insects, no birds, and of course, no mammals. Your shotgun approach isn't actually worth answering in any detail. It isn't even your work.
0	see chris hemsworth in his 'ghostbusters' uniform
0	Same thing happened in Rwanda. First they put the names of all Tutsis on lists. Then, the Hutu came around with machettes and took them off of the lists....permanently. emoticon_wow
0	missouri gop lawmaker urges lynching for vandals of confederate statue
0	you've got to be kidding me. This has got to be one of the absolute dumbest things I have heard. You are truly one confused individual if you can't tell there's a distinct difference between a living thing and a nonliving thing -- that non-living things are missing something that living things have.... Just because this difference cannot be analyzed, measured or defined does not mean it's not there. You can't analyze or define your thought patterns, dreams, brainwaves or consciousness either -- but that does not mean they aren't there. I think you've lost it -- You may very well belong in a mental facility.
0	airport screening made 70,000 miss american airlines flights this year
0	Actually both are relative in every situation. Especially "The Truth" as espoused by religious fundamentalists such as yourself, as there are as many different versions of the truth as there religious fundamentalists.
1	white house staff reminded to place lids firmly on trash cans after steve bannon gets into garbage again
0	kirsten dunst opens up about the life of a child star
1	staples adds 'staff picks' section
0	study: us cities have worse inequality than mexico, with rich and poor living side-by-side
1	report: it the part of night where everyone just sort of goes around and remembers commercials they liked
0	there is a shortage of male teachers of color. nyc is working to fix that.
0	man lived alongside dead father's body for four months
1	email from coworker trying to organize office-wide social outing so unbearably sad
0	robert pattinson & fka twigs spend time at chateau marmont
1	And you have just described "creation science." No application of the scientific method. No testing. The conclusions are known before the judicious quoting of scientific authority has even begun. I notice that you use one of those quotes of a scientific authority below. You show that you are what you decry.
1	scientists finally pronounce human genome
0	cnn contributor compares trump campaign to (gulp) chris farley's death
0	charleston church holds first service since shootings
1	What a relief, I would hate to think Batman was so gullible. But Dems, I can understand them thinking that. emoticonXHoho
1	most disgusting towel spends final days relegated to role as bath mat
1	bar table scientists awarded 4-beer grant to complete analysis on why he's not good enough for you
0	site 'liar liar trump on fire' gets creative with fact-checking the republican nominee
0	watch: $24 million yacht goes up in flames
1	source of jealousy not even that successful
1	after careful consideration, bush recommends oil drilling
1	saddam enrages bush with full compliance
0	Why is it when Creo's don't believe something, Evo's always think because they have studies or what have you that we Creo's have to accept it as proof. I mean you don't accept anything as proof from Creo's. If Creo's did some carbon testing and did it accurately and got some anomaly's, you'd still reject it. I didn't lie not even by ignorance. I just don't believe it's true, but I take it I'm not allowed my beliefs . What fact has disproved my worldview, my worldview is intact as it ever has been?
1	casual friday claims lives of 13 nuclear-waste-disposal technicians
1	baby has sinking feeling he left home without oversize multicolor plastic keys
0	I know you're talking to Jessica, so I will only comment on this. It would be easier to make it rare if pro-life people weren't intent on making it illegal. Pro-choice people have to make it as available as possible to counter pro-life attempts to shut it down entirely.If pro-life people didn't exist, then the reasonable people could work towards making abortion rare.Take the current debates for example. My entire point is that it should not be illegal. That abortion should be available as a safe and legal choice (it can only be really safe if it's legal). We spend all our time and effort debating the legality that we spend no time on creating programs to help women choose to continue their pregnancies instead of having an abortion, legal or not.
0	one place you won't find the confidence gap
0	dick morris: border crisis could 'wipe out' democrats
1	congressman excited to be working on bill with intern he has huge crush on
1	ge releases new flickering light bulb for abandoned sanatoriums
1	london opening ceremonies end with traditional lighting of olympic stadium
1	woman rushes to hide fragile objects, cover up sharp corners on tables before boyfriend comes over
0	can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?
0	man huffs keyboard spray after crash as cop watches
1	used-bookstore owner rises from chair
1	dept. of labor reports it could be nothing, but they may have spotted job in iowa strip mall
0	paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker
1	I don't drink and I'm not overweight. But I bet you have a bad habit with junk food and FOX news/couch potatoism. With a sixpack by your side.
1	'voila,' yells exhausted lady gaga during 149th consecutive costume change as met visitors gingerly step over her
1	kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters
1	kindergarten class burning through 6 hamsters a year
0	But not all "designs" are manufactured. Take the repetitive ridges of sand on a beach. They are created by the motion of the water. Shall I remind you of the humorous story about the "image of Jesus" that attracted much attention, yet turned out to be a coincidence of shadows? This is why I insist upon your defining the terms you're using.
0	marital rape is not a crime in india. but one high court judge is pushing for change.
0	Exactly. It is their fault, but they can do what they choose. It is punishment and you know it, and it is not your job to make sure no "irresponsible" pregnant woman goes unpunished.
0	They didn't take? That's weird cuz they work for me just fine. Maybe if you copy them and paste them directly into google and click enter, you'll get to them because they are good links. Give it a shot and good luck. emoticon_xgood
0	trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue
0	Yet according to PP themselves, they provide FAR more abortions and EC services than any of their other services. :PPPFA Services (2002-2003)Surgical abortions: 227,385 Emergency contraception: 633,756 Prenatal care: 15,860 Adoption referrals: 1,963 (Source: www.plannedparenthood.org)
1	onion social study finds no clear link between onion social use, uncontrollable vomiting of black bile
0	the way you remember winters of yore is probably wrong
1	extra strip of wrapping paper taped over present's weird edge
0	creating leverage where none seems to exist
0	green streets are healthy streets
1	inconsiderate passenger takes up entire overhead bin
1	burger king hat put in deep fryer
1	woman nervous mom starting to use her as confidant
1	disney world mascot could use a fucking vacation himself
0	world leaders react to news that donald trump will be next u.s. president
1	willie nelson spaces on holding farm aid
1	And so wasn't the universal opinion that homosexuality is unnatural, wrong and to no benefit to Society at all.
0	Well you can get injured very badly playing baseball, you can get killed (just the other day some high school coach took a batting practice ball right in the head and died). And I have not heard a single person say that pregnancy is something no one should have to go through. I know I don't. And yes people sometimes do force a woman to get pregnant, it's called rape.
0	15 pieces of advice for teens headed to college, from parents
0	eating more fish could lower your risk of depression
1	mcdonald's unveils new senior citizen playplace
1	Yeah, what's up with that? Isn't it enough that we allow them to exist?
0	what is needed for youth entrepreneurship in mena?
0	So will they be in front of or behind a leaf?
0	akon says his bid to restore puerto rico's power was rejected
0	Actually, after the fact calculations on either side are just noise. Humans do exist and I suspect that all statements of probabilities are incorrect. Further, I don't think that coin flips are relevant and not even a very good analogy.
0	exclusive: ginger minj's 'white christmas' video premiere
0	dick cheney takes george h.w. bush criticisms as 'mark of pride'
1	oakland teacher mistakenly teaches 'economics'
0	gratitude for the smartwatch
0	this guy sunk a half-court shot without touching the ball
0	.... i can make up one just as prophetic emoticonXAngel. "The sky is black, the shadows powerful,God's domain judged by the unseen"Obviously this a prophetic for 26th dimensional superstring theory and how it governors the universe's physical properties in unforseen ways. Don't you see it? It's quite obvious! To the RATIONAL world, that is completely absurd, just like your analysis of how the scriptures work in your opninion.

0

Sounds like a fact which has been blown out of all proportion - possibly by the pro-gun side attempting to ridicule it. It is a fact, however, that the presence of a gun can increase aggression levels in individuals.See other times I have brought this up, here (to the end of the thread) and here (again, that post till the end of the thread).

0

oops: hot mic broadcasts al roker going to the bathroom

1

chinese buffet has french fries

0

mike huckabee resigns from country music board after criticism of his anti-lgbtq views

0

loving every minute trump sweats the gop

0

I believe I would know when my own post is 1asm or not...

1

tom bosley named secretary of naps

0

netflix to shut down planned louis c.k. comedy special

0

cats getting drunk to 'blame it (on the alcohol)' is the only rehab you'll need today

1

new tesla model 3 goes from zero to engulfed in flames in 3.5 seconds

0

patty jenkins 'extremely distressed' over brett ratner allegations

1

teen admits parents were right about fred durst

1

inside: what the stars were wearing at terrible movie's gala premiere

0

So would you care if abortion were outlawed. If so, what would be bad about allowing a view that places objective value in human life to be the basis for making law?

0

11 excellent books in the brand new kirkus collections

1

town hall attendees still standing patiently waiting for their questions to be answered

0

telescope protesters prepare for another police showdown

0

the equifax breach is bad, but there are steps that can help

0

the fight to bring transparency to california's charter schools

1

'i'd like you to post long, aggressive rants on social media,' says bernie sanders in supporter's interpretation of speech

0

Actually, not at all true. The organisms of the Cambrian look little like modern animals. It is only the major phyla that are recognized by the derived characteristics. For example, the cordates first arise in the early Cambrian, along with primitive inverebrates. You can safely say that no animal living today looks much like any living then. For example, there were no amphibians, no reptiles, no insects, no birds, and of course, no mammals. Your shotgun approach isn't actually worth answering in any detail. It isn't even your work.

0

see chris hemsworth in his 'ghostbusters' uniform

0

Same thing happened in Rwanda. First they put the names of all Tutsis on lists. Then, the Hutu came around with machettes and took them off of the lists....permanently. emoticon_wow

0

missouri gop lawmaker urges lynching for vandals of confederate statue

0

you've got to be kidding me. This has got to be one of the absolute dumbest things I have heard. You are truly one confused individual if you can't tell there's a distinct difference between a living thing and a nonliving thing -- that non-living things are missing something that living things have.... Just because this difference cannot be analyzed, measured or defined does not mean it's not there. You can't analyze or define your thought patterns, dreams, brainwaves or consciousness either -- but that does not mean they aren't there. I think you've lost it -- You may very well belong in a mental facility.

0

airport screening made 70,000 miss american airlines flights this year

0

Actually both are relative in every situation. Especially "The Truth" as espoused by religious fundamentalists such as yourself, as there are as many different versions of the truth as there religious fundamentalists.

1

white house staff reminded to place lids firmly on trash cans after steve bannon gets into garbage again

0

kirsten dunst opens up about the life of a child star

1

staples adds 'staff picks' section

0

study: us cities have worse inequality than mexico, with rich and poor living side-by-side

1

report: it the part of night where everyone just sort of goes around and remembers commercials they liked

0

there is a shortage of male teachers of color. nyc is working to fix that.

0

man lived alongside dead father's body for four months

1

email from coworker trying to organize office-wide social outing so unbearably sad

0

robert pattinson & fka twigs spend time at chateau marmont

1

And you have just described "creation science." No application of the scientific method. No testing. The conclusions are known before the judicious quoting of scientific authority has even begun. I notice that you use one of those quotes of a scientific authority below. You show that you are what you decry.

1

scientists finally pronounce human genome

0

cnn contributor compares trump campaign to (gulp) chris farley's death

0

charleston church holds first service since shootings

1

What a relief, I would hate to think Batman was so gullible. But Dems, I can understand them thinking that. emoticonXHoho

1

most disgusting towel spends final days relegated to role as bath mat

1

bar table scientists awarded 4-beer grant to complete analysis on why he's not good enough for you

0

site 'liar liar trump on fire' gets creative with fact-checking the republican nominee

0

watch: $24 million yacht goes up in flames

1

source of jealousy not even that successful

1

after careful consideration, bush recommends oil drilling

1

saddam enrages bush with full compliance

0

Why is it when Creo's don't believe something, Evo's always think because they have studies or what have you that we Creo's have to accept it as proof. I mean you don't accept anything as proof from Creo's. If Creo's did some carbon testing and did it accurately and got some anomaly's, you'd still reject it. I didn't lie not even by ignorance. I just don't believe it's true, but I take it I'm not allowed my beliefs . What fact has disproved my worldview, my worldview is intact as it ever has been?

1

casual friday claims lives of 13 nuclear-waste-disposal technicians

1

baby has sinking feeling he left home without oversize multicolor plastic keys

0

I know you're talking to Jessica, so I will only comment on this. It would be easier to make it rare if pro-life people weren't intent on making it illegal. Pro-choice people have to make it as available as possible to counter pro-life attempts to shut it down entirely.If pro-life people didn't exist, then the reasonable people could work towards making abortion rare.Take the current debates for example. My entire point is that it should not be illegal. That abortion should be available as a safe and legal choice (it can only be really safe if it's legal). We spend all our time and effort debating the legality that we spend no time on creating programs to help women choose to continue their pregnancies instead of having an abortion, legal or not.

0

one place you won't find the confidence gap

0

dick morris: border crisis could 'wipe out' democrats

1

congressman excited to be working on bill with intern he has huge crush on

1

ge releases new flickering light bulb for abandoned sanatoriums

1

london opening ceremonies end with traditional lighting of olympic stadium

1

woman rushes to hide fragile objects, cover up sharp corners on tables before boyfriend comes over

0

can the new sfmoma turn tech-bros into art patrons?

0

man huffs keyboard spray after crash as cop watches

1

used-bookstore owner rises from chair

1

dept. of labor reports it could be nothing, but they may have spotted job in iowa strip mall

0

paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker

1

I don't drink and I'm not overweight. But I bet you have a bad habit with junk food and FOX news/couch potatoism. With a sixpack by your side.

1

'voila,' yells exhausted lady gaga during 149th consecutive costume change as met visitors gingerly step over her

1

kasich hastily paints name on side of skyscraper in attempt to woo new york voters

1

kindergarten class burning through 6 hamsters a year

0

But not all "designs" are manufactured. Take the repetitive ridges of sand on a beach. They are created by the motion of the water. Shall I remind you of the humorous story about the "image of Jesus" that attracted much attention, yet turned out to be a coincidence of shadows? This is why I insist upon your defining the terms you're using.

0

marital rape is not a crime in india. but one high court judge is pushing for change.

0

Exactly. It is their fault, but they can do what they choose. It is punishment and you know it, and it is not your job to make sure no "irresponsible" pregnant woman goes unpunished.

0

They didn't take? That's weird cuz they work for me just fine. Maybe if you copy them and paste them directly into google and click enter, you'll get to them because they are good links. Give it a shot and good luck. emoticon_xgood

0

trump's comments about assault are a symptom of a much larger issue

0

Yet according to PP themselves, they provide FAR more abortions and EC services than any of their other services. :PPPFA Services (2002-2003)Surgical abortions: 227,385 Emergency contraception: 633,756 Prenatal care: 15,860 Adoption referrals: 1,963 (Source: www.plannedparenthood.org)

1

onion social study finds no clear link between onion social use, uncontrollable vomiting of black bile

0

the way you remember winters of yore is probably wrong

1

extra strip of wrapping paper taped over present's weird edge

0

creating leverage where none seems to exist

0

green streets are healthy streets

1

inconsiderate passenger takes up entire overhead bin

1

burger king hat put in deep fryer

1

woman nervous mom starting to use her as confidant

1

disney world mascot could use a fucking vacation himself

0

world leaders react to news that donald trump will be next u.s. president

1

willie nelson spaces on holding farm aid

1

And so wasn't the universal opinion that homosexuality is unnatural, wrong and to no benefit to Society at all.

0

Well you can get injured very badly playing baseball, you can get killed (just the other day some high school coach took a batting practice ball right in the head and died). And I have not heard a single person say that pregnancy is something no one should have to go through. I know I don't. And yes people sometimes do force a woman to get pregnant, it's called rape.

0

15 pieces of advice for teens headed to college, from parents

0

eating more fish could lower your risk of depression

1

mcdonald's unveils new senior citizen playplace

1

Yeah, what's up with that? Isn't it enough that we allow them to exist?

0

what is needed for youth entrepreneurship in mena?

0

So will they be in front of or behind a leaf?

0

akon says his bid to restore puerto rico's power was rejected

0

Actually, after the fact calculations on either side are just noise. Humans do exist and I suspect that all statements of probabilities are incorrect. Further, I don't think that coin flips are relevant and not even a very good analogy.

0

exclusive: ginger minj's 'white christmas' video premiere

0

dick cheney takes george h.w. bush criticisms as 'mark of pride'

1

oakland teacher mistakenly teaches 'economics'

0

gratitude for the smartwatch

0

this guy sunk a half-court shot without touching the ball

0

.... i can make up one just as prophetic emoticonXAngel. "The sky is black, the shadows powerful,God's domain judged by the unseen"Obviously this a prophetic for 26th dimensional superstring theory and how it governors the universe's physical properties in unforseen ways. Don't you see it? It's quite obvious! To the RATIONAL world, that is completely absurd, just like your analysis of how the scriptures work in your opninion.