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0	whoopi goldberg and jimmy fallon keep it weird
1	heart-shaped jacuzzi clogged again
0	Not the way I see it from my experiences. I let the readers decide on their own.
1	george h.w. bush remembered for vast contributions to aids quilting community
1	l.a. adds high-speed chase lane to freeway
0	donald trump looks to newtown shooting truther for help winning florida
1	once-cute cerebral palsy poster child now awkward cerebral palsy teen
0	ibtihaj muhammad and the u.s. women's fencing team win bronze
0	lady gaga belts out the national anthem at super bowl 50
1	I know, maybe the American criminals will just import guns in with their Mexican illegal drugs. I don't know for sure but I believe the Mexican Drug gangs wouldn't mind another revenue stream. Net results, Zilch, nada, zero. But you know that! emoticonXSmilie Gun control is nothing but a scam!
1	biden loses control of butterfly knife during commencement speech
0	should we give cops 'benefit of the doubt' when they kill unarmed people?
0	amy schumer plays a revealing game of 'would you rather'
1	'good old days' traced back to single weekend in 1948
1	Yawn.. you are so obsessed with gay sex. I am not. Enough said.
0	There's much more to it than that. There are several different kinds of genetic changes that are called mutations. Evolution is not limited to the effects of point mutations alone. Why don't you demonstrate your competence to discuss this topic by defining a point mutation, and then name and define several other kinds of mutation.And, of course, there are other mechanisms that increase the genetic variability in any population besides mutation. On the other hand, there are mechanisms that tend to reduce the variability in a population in addition to natural selection. Please name and explain at least 4 others in order that you do not continue to look like a fool.
0	the clever gop plan to create even more gridlock
0	Well maybe on the 4473 they could put a little box to check if you are a straw purchaser,maybe a psychic in the back room or ask them politely if they are straw purchasers.
1	new ups extended-tracking numbers give customers updates on delivery driver's location for years after package drop-off
1	misbuttoned coat makes perfectly sane woman look like raving lunatic
0	You are correct, it was a typo. It is now apparent to me the purpose of basically all your previous posts. So, I will build the causal linkage from my own words instead of adapting from yours, which are inevitably wrought with loopholes. 1. Any action that knowingly and significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise is cruel. 2. The act of abortion knowingly and significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise. 3. If there is any known chance of abortion at the time of conception, then it significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise. 4. Any known chance of abortion at the time of conception is cruel. 5. Abortion is cruel.
1	trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day
1	Oh look, Gansao the blowhard is still living in his world of ignorance and denial... like his daddy Ezridden. You couldn't educate a rock ya stupid bastard.emoticonXBye
0	cinematographer chases the sun, catches all its glory
0	amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed
0	I know it's almost as silly as thinking gay marriage will undermine heterosexual marriage.
1	another fond childhood memory destroyed
0	the most flattering eyeliner technique for your eye shape
0	kinda creepy peter pan pranks disney world
1	eagle_warrior_1776 horrified to discover its entire life a sham created by russians to tilt u.s. election
1	tokyo squeezes in five more residents
1	I think he is just disturbed because he didn't get his 40 acres and mule?
0	fifth of july at aurora: nostalgia, laughs and agony in a decade of disillusionment
0	caitlyn jenner responds to ricky gervais' golden globes jokes
1	nation's little piggies demand a sweet treat
1	closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub
0	the inside story of how congress sent the stock market tumbling
1	god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings
1	mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler
1	study finds controlling, possessive behavior most pure expression of love
1	mike pence vows to cut conservation funding after discovering elk don't mate for life
0	yes, you can use government money to get out of student loan default
0	Oh and let us not forget the wonderful couples of just a generation or two ago. Johnny Mathis and partner, Edwin August partner to Jack Kerrigan, Gareth Hughes, producer Ryszard Ordynski and play set designer George James Hopkins, stage actors Franklin Pangborn and Edward Everett Horton and oh so many more. Some were indeed wonderful, some were leturous playboys who moved with the "Gay" crowds. But never were they shunned or their careers ruined because of it. In fact, some of their careers flourished because of their associations.
1	unregistered sex offender notifies neighbors in his own way
0	the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr.
1	5th-grade teacher can already tell kids about to go apeshit for ending of 'the giver'
1	focus groups hated it right up until guy's head got cut off
0	man floating in bubble rescued
1	kids getting a little old to still believe in innate charitable goodness of humans
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 9
0	And like the police , the Navy could plan and execute raids.
1	The evidence that has so far been presented would suggest that he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to plan a p!ss-up in a brewery. Smiley
1	spaced-out flower child groovin' on a doobie wave
1	nation was kind of hoping for different outcome when concerned citizens came together to make voices heard
0	sanders says clinton's platform could determine how much he would campaign for her
1	trump inspires thousands of kids to believe they could one day grow up to be president of confederacy
0	will ferrell breaks into the kardashian house for a good cause
1	paul mccartney saddened after learning about death of longtime collaborator john lennon
0	designers handwrite the words we all wish we could say to flotus
0	medicine has an unhealthy gender pay gap
1	man wishes there wasn't so much blank room on anniversary card
1	once-loyal enabler betrays man by suggesting therapy
0	Well, actually society has said that 18 is the dividing line. It can then also say, that under certain circumstances, for a particularly bad person, in some cases it will be considered if the person is 16 or 17. That's why we have all the judges and lawyers, etc...
1	naderite loyalists nuke dam
1	mitch mcconnell reminds senators that they'll have to make up government shutdown days at end of year
1	media suffering through record normal temperatures
1	man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he's already heard
1	netflix switches over to convenient new physical locations
0	5 ways to reduce your graduate school student debt
0	donald trump's biggest gop critics are very, very, very sad
1	scientists confirm first case of zika transmission from article to reader
1	barber not even excited anymore by bringing home free bags of hair at end of day
1	idea of doing nothing until next mass shooting quickly gaining traction in congress
1	45-year-old to help candidate understand youth vote
1	14-year-old congressional whiz kid balances budget
0	top congressional watchdog uninterested in trump's conflicts of interest before he takes office
0	women who loot
1	hollywood analysts still not sure how 'saving silverman' broke box office records last weekend
0	BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH![/QUOTE]So you are saying that my DNA reflects the fact that I live in Texas?
0	these stars prove dark '90s lipstick is eternally cool
0	why congress matters: lessons from ray rice and the vawa anniversary
1	dog finds absolutely perfect place to shit
0	teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close
1	new hampshire returns to obscurity
1	woman who hasn't bought anything recently wondering why she suddenly happy
1	trump spends entire classified national security briefing asking about egyptian mummies
0	this d.c. restaurant just sued trump and his hotel for unfair competition
1	dance-club bathroom left out of gay couple's meeting story
0	trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer
0	aspen ideas festival 2015
1	bush hopes recession doesn't affect sales of his memoirs
0	now is the time for blame: alan kurdi and the myth of a 'generous' canada
0	the most high-tech cruise ship ever
0	jane fonda: celebrities must still speak out against 'predator-in-chief' donald trump
1	man trapped under boulder braces for possible good morning america interview
0	chris christie says trump immigration order rollout was 'terrible'
1	epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off
0	how blaming “many sides” hurts our children
0	I may be a pro-gunner but what doe's that have to do with with gay rights? Since I'm a pro- gunner I won't force my life style or views on you,if you don't force yours on me.Deal? After all you seem to be the expert on gay rights.
1	31-year-old now the only one of his friends who hasn't gotten married, divorced

0

whoopi goldberg and jimmy fallon keep it weird

1

heart-shaped jacuzzi clogged again

0

Not the way I see it from my experiences. I let the readers decide on their own.

1

george h.w. bush remembered for vast contributions to aids quilting community

1

l.a. adds high-speed chase lane to freeway

0

donald trump looks to newtown shooting truther for help winning florida

1

once-cute cerebral palsy poster child now awkward cerebral palsy teen

0

ibtihaj muhammad and the u.s. women's fencing team win bronze

0

lady gaga belts out the national anthem at super bowl 50

1

I know, maybe the American criminals will just import guns in with their Mexican illegal drugs. I don't know for sure but I believe the Mexican Drug gangs wouldn't mind another revenue stream. Net results, Zilch, nada, zero. But you know that! emoticonXSmilie Gun control is nothing but a scam!

1

biden loses control of butterfly knife during commencement speech

0

should we give cops 'benefit of the doubt' when they kill unarmed people?

0

amy schumer plays a revealing game of 'would you rather'

1

'good old days' traced back to single weekend in 1948

1

Yawn.. you are so obsessed with gay sex. I am not. Enough said.

0

There's much more to it than that. There are several different kinds of genetic changes that are called mutations. Evolution is not limited to the effects of point mutations alone. Why don't you demonstrate your competence to discuss this topic by defining a point mutation, and then name and define several other kinds of mutation.And, of course, there are other mechanisms that increase the genetic variability in any population besides mutation. On the other hand, there are mechanisms that tend to reduce the variability in a population in addition to natural selection. Please name and explain at least 4 others in order that you do not continue to look like a fool.

0

the clever gop plan to create even more gridlock

0

Well maybe on the 4473 they could put a little box to check if you are a straw purchaser,maybe a psychic in the back room or ask them politely if they are straw purchasers.

1

new ups extended-tracking numbers give customers updates on delivery driver's location for years after package drop-off

1

misbuttoned coat makes perfectly sane woman look like raving lunatic

0

You are correct, it was a typo. It is now apparent to me the purpose of basically all your previous posts. So, I will build the causal linkage from my own words instead of adapting from yours, which are inevitably wrought with loopholes. 1. Any action that knowingly and significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise is cruel. 2. The act of abortion knowingly and significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise. 3. If there is any known chance of abortion at the time of conception, then it significantly raises the chances of a person's untimely demise. 4. Any known chance of abortion at the time of conception is cruel. 5. Abortion is cruel.

1

trump campaign training poll watchers to spot any suspicious skin colors on election day

1

Oh look, Gansao the blowhard is still living in his world of ignorance and denial... like his daddy Ezridden. You couldn't educate a rock ya stupid bastard.emoticonXBye

0

cinematographer chases the sun, catches all its glory

0

amazon temp workers who deliver the holidays are getting squeezed

0

I know it's almost as silly as thinking gay marriage will undermine heterosexual marriage.

1

another fond childhood memory destroyed

0

the most flattering eyeliner technique for your eye shape

0

kinda creepy peter pan pranks disney world

1

eagle_warrior_1776 horrified to discover its entire life a sham created by russians to tilt u.s. election

1

tokyo squeezes in five more residents

1

I think he is just disturbed because he didn't get his 40 acres and mule?

0

fifth of july at aurora: nostalgia, laughs and agony in a decade of disillusionment

0

caitlyn jenner responds to ricky gervais' golden globes jokes

1

nation's little piggies demand a sweet treat

1

closed shop in gentrifying neighborhood to emerge from chrysalis as beautiful gastropub

0

the inside story of how congress sent the stock market tumbling

1

god hurting after eating 20-piece spicy angel wings

1

mall santa crying hysterically in photo with toddler

1

study finds controlling, possessive behavior most pure expression of love

1

mike pence vows to cut conservation funding after discovering elk don't mate for life

0

yes, you can use government money to get out of student loan default

0

Oh and let us not forget the wonderful couples of just a generation or two ago. Johnny Mathis and partner, Edwin August partner to Jack Kerrigan, Gareth Hughes, producer Ryszard Ordynski and play set designer George James Hopkins, stage actors Franklin Pangborn and Edward Everett Horton and oh so many more. Some were indeed wonderful, some were leturous playboys who moved with the "Gay" crowds. But never were they shunned or their careers ruined because of it. In fact, some of their careers flourished because of their associations.

1

unregistered sex offender notifies neighbors in his own way

0

the television academy twitter account confused terrence howard with cuba gooding jr.

1

5th-grade teacher can already tell kids about to go apeshit for ending of 'the giver'

1

focus groups hated it right up until guy's head got cut off

0

man floating in bubble rescued

1

kids getting a little old to still believe in innate charitable goodness of humans

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 9

0

And like the police , the Navy could plan and execute raids.

1

The evidence that has so far been presented would suggest that he doesn't have the intellectual capacity to plan a p!ss-up in a brewery. Smiley

1

spaced-out flower child groovin' on a doobie wave

1

nation was kind of hoping for different outcome when concerned citizens came together to make voices heard

0

sanders says clinton's platform could determine how much he would campaign for her

1

trump inspires thousands of kids to believe they could one day grow up to be president of confederacy

0

will ferrell breaks into the kardashian house for a good cause

1

paul mccartney saddened after learning about death of longtime collaborator john lennon

0

designers handwrite the words we all wish we could say to flotus

0

medicine has an unhealthy gender pay gap

1

man wishes there wasn't so much blank room on anniversary card

1

once-loyal enabler betrays man by suggesting therapy

0

Well, actually society has said that 18 is the dividing line. It can then also say, that under certain circumstances, for a particularly bad person, in some cases it will be considered if the person is 16 or 17. That's why we have all the judges and lawyers, etc...

1

naderite loyalists nuke dam

1

mitch mcconnell reminds senators that they'll have to make up government shutdown days at end of year

1

media suffering through record normal temperatures

1

man looks on helplessly as friend tells him story he's already heard

1

netflix switches over to convenient new physical locations

0

5 ways to reduce your graduate school student debt

0

donald trump's biggest gop critics are very, very, very sad

1

scientists confirm first case of zika transmission from article to reader

1

barber not even excited anymore by bringing home free bags of hair at end of day

1

idea of doing nothing until next mass shooting quickly gaining traction in congress

1

45-year-old to help candidate understand youth vote

1

14-year-old congressional whiz kid balances budget

0

top congressional watchdog uninterested in trump's conflicts of interest before he takes office

0

women who loot

1

hollywood analysts still not sure how 'saving silverman' broke box office records last weekend

0

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH![/QUOTE]So you are saying that my DNA reflects the fact that I live in Texas?

0

these stars prove dark '90s lipstick is eternally cool

0

why congress matters: lessons from ray rice and the vawa anniversary

1

dog finds absolutely perfect place to shit

0

teacher protests in detroit cause schools to close

1

new hampshire returns to obscurity

1

woman who hasn't bought anything recently wondering why she suddenly happy

1

trump spends entire classified national security briefing asking about egyptian mummies

0

this d.c. restaurant just sued trump and his hotel for unfair competition

1

dance-club bathroom left out of gay couple's meeting story

0

trump uses rnc funds to pay for his russia defense -- thanks to hillary clinton's lawyer

0

aspen ideas festival 2015

1

bush hopes recession doesn't affect sales of his memoirs

0

now is the time for blame: alan kurdi and the myth of a 'generous' canada

0

the most high-tech cruise ship ever

0

jane fonda: celebrities must still speak out against 'predator-in-chief' donald trump

1

man trapped under boulder braces for possible good morning america interview

0

chris christie says trump immigration order rollout was 'terrible'

1

epa releases annual list of cities where tap water probably fine to drink but tastes kinda off

0

how blaming “many sides” hurts our children

0

I may be a pro-gunner but what doe's that have to do with with gay rights? Since I'm a pro- gunner I won't force my life style or views on you,if you don't force yours on me.Deal? After all you seem to be the expert on gay rights.

1

31-year-old now the only one of his friends who hasn't gotten married, divorced