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1	wall wishes it were load-bearing
0	This depends on the form of abortion: some involve stopping the womb being a suitable enviroment for the babies survival rather than killing it directly. However, of all the arguments it is possibly the most human rights based.
1	john kerry actually pretty good at windsurfing now
0	hamilton brouhaha
1	Flip back to page 9 and do try to keep up. I am not going to spam the board for the weakest link.
0	george will trashes bill o'reilly: 'wise, he is not'
0	strangely compelling 'shybot' roams california desert avoiding humans
0	oscar pistorius is a 'broken man,' psychologist says at sentencing
1	college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed
1	nation's stray dogs call for increased wino-vomit production
0	jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity
1	Well personally I tend to always question the intelligence of someone who believes that that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own 2000 year old space god father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
1	I am not the origin of anything....I originated in my parents....from where did they originate?
1	LOL. :p Jim's Trucking ladies and gentlemen- The Gregory HINES of 4Forums! He'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress. Waxy On edit: Oops, wrong Gregory. emoticonXFrazzled
1	two-thirds of high- school marching band just pretending to play
0	man pulls up bricks to rescue a pregnant dog that was buried alive
1	I suppose Piltdown Man was the product of newspapers, cute indeed!
0	photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come
0	10 ways to deal with a difficult coworker
1	Kinda like, "Don't speak of the speck in your brothers eye when you have a plank in your own?" :p :p The scary part of this insane reality is that there are a LOT of whackos that think just like and actually support Pat Robertson. And I would venture to say that 98% of them who voted, voted for Bush. Ha! There's one born every minute. Perhaps this might clue some folks in, as to the concerns the folks have on the left, as to the direction this nation is headed? Or, then again, maybe not. emoticonXRolleyes
1	barbershop pole finally runs out
0	joy reid mocks america's invisible man in the middle east: 'where's jared?'
0	no book is an island: on the dual identity of art
0	And we know this how? You complain about the 90% figure being erroneous and then make an unsupported statement like this?Furthermore, if Mexico is making an earnest attempt to smash the cartels and we're financing it in part, wouldn't we want to help reduce the weapons traffic flowing south into the cartel's arsenals?
1	new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic
0	google combats holocaust-denying search results with algorithm update
0	'it's the heart of mississippi': meet the people of oxford
1	ruthless, powerful ceo has become very thing he loves most
1	Actually, it makes sense only to you. If you look at nature for just a little while, you willl become aware of a great deal of death. But it is mostly very economical since scavengers make sure that there is minimal waste.
0	donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick
0	james gunn debunks 'guardians of the galaxy' paternity rumors
0	Little late on the uptake here,but why is this the wrong thread?I'm familiar with the crime debate area,and there is a lot of crime debated here and the why with alls and this qualify's,a sword rather than a gun is all.
1	Wow! Just out of interest, if the 'Will of the people' had decided that gay marriage was fine, would you have supported their decision, or railed against it? Smiley
1	u.s. changes motto to 'america... we're gonna make ya smile'
0	big coal funded this prominent climate change denier, docs reveal
0	I think they are doing it out of fear. They see the moral decline in America and they have latched onto the GLBT Community as their scapegoat. Since it's no longer PC To attack African-Americans for their obvious differences, it's not PC to go after other religions (especially Judaism - not that it actually stops pure hate groups from doing it) they have decided that attacking a group of people which are sexually different should be the way to go.I mean, their religion tells them that premarital sex is bad and wrong. Even though there is a multi-billion dollar industry based around HETEROSEXUAL sex, they actually depend on that money too much to bite the hand that feeds them. Insted, they attack a group that has not legal rights to marriage let alone little legal standing as far as individual rights. It's easier that way.
0	famed chef homaro cantu found dead
0	lionel messi says kobe bryant was the reason he got into basketball
1	Well let me be the first to promise to hire the next high school drop out, single mother of 5 to help me clean the condos...I'll go ahead and pay her $500,000 a year for cleaning toilets so her kids can go to the same school Obama's attend.
1	man would rather annoy small group of friends than bunch of strangers at party
1	'i make my own hours,' says man about to get fired
0	sia's christmas album title contains an awkward grammatical error
0	the bin ladens: a saudi bellwether
1	7-year-old apparently under impression everyone knows who the fuck aunt dee-dee is
1	parent mad 6-year-old didn't like peanuts special
0	dad shoots daughter while teaching her about gun safety
0	Hello, please read http://www.reasons.org/resources/apo...ing.shtml?mainIt is a good christian site that explains that there are lots of problems with Dr Russell Humphreys' hypothesis.The universe and Earth are very old. We know this as a fact. Why would God lie to us? If the Universe looks old, then it is. To claim otherwise is to call God a liar.
0	instagram now warns users against wild animal selfies
1	report: morbid curiosity now accounts for 79% of nation's snack food purchases
1	area man plays 'imagine' every time he sees a piano
1	supreme court unanimously upholds concealed gavel law
1	report: crooked border guards planting illegal immigrants in cars
0	kasich all but declares 2016 presidential run
1	dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser
0	michelle obama tells vogue 'it's time' to leave the white house
1	paul ryan: 'the comments donald trump will make over the next few months are regrettable'
1	fucker riding man's ass whole way out to cleveland
1	divorce has been pretty rough on screen door
1	mom figures it about time to sit down adolescent daughter and explain how weight watchers points work
1	fantasized argument getting pretty intense
1	translator asks bannon to repeat that last spectral scream during congressional testimony
0	But not just any seven judges, seven judges who's job is to define the constitution.
1	He wasn't trying to. Shooterandproud may be an unreasonable gun nut, but he accepts evolution.
1	pep-rally skit rumored to involve cross-dressing principal
0	stephen curry signs an insane deal with golden state warriors
1	burmese python just as freaked out that it's swallowing entire toddler
1	new stem education initiative inspires girls to earn less than men in scientific career
0	comparing donald trump to lord voldemort is unspeakably stupid. it's also pretty dangerous.
0	the pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times
0	10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz
1	this obviously aliens' first abduction
0	how to make japanese milk bread at home
0	are we really sure we want a president pence?
1	classmates awed by first-grader who gets free breakfast every day
0	fisherman killed by whale moments after rescuing it from nets
1	So this singularity that appeared out of no were became a greater singularity which took on perfect balance and form?
1	national filmstrip board calls for quiet
0	obamacare repeal could be more difficult than house republicans think
0	parents turn sexting teen daughter in to police
0	This is a push to promote lawlessness. The San Francisco fiasco is the prime example. People with certain agendas are refusing to follow the laws. This is a devastating precedent for our Nation.
0	14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans
0	strudel the obese dog's fitness journey is nothing short of inspiring
1	andrew w.k. adopts staunch party-advocacy position
1	child makes useless gesture to help struggling family
1	sad 38-year-old googles 'jobs caring for baby animals'
0	what is a reverse mortgage?
1	'you did the best you could,' says iron man action figure voiced by despondent toys 'r' us ceo packing up office
1	determined ant requires second flicking
1	saudi arabia announces escalation of human rights abuses to curry more favor with u.s.
0	former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump
0	I do not understand why people are stuck in this mindset that we have to define ALL abortions as either right or wrong. In between, there is the option of calling abortion under certain circumstances as right or wrong or calling abortion in certain trimesters as right or wrong. Why limit yourself to the extreme views? I do not believe that the original post asked for an absolute answer, just a survey of opinions. After all, as you say, abortion is not math and there is no one answer that everyone might agree with. However, the question of people's opinions on the beginning of personhood and how it relates to the morality of abortion lies at the very core of the debate on abortion rights. Really ... what other question is more relevant?
0	growing up with the holocaust as a writer
1	area child disappointed to learn parents' love unconditional
0	michelle obama joked about a simpler time when kids didn't have cellphones
0	twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules
1	no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food
1	urban polling stations urge voters to immediately get back in line for general election
1	I marvel that you are so impressed by seeing your own text in print that you forget to make any sense in what you write!
1	mpaa unveils rating system based on old testament
1	Man has changed significantly in the past few thousand years. I see you opted out of history classes and took it upon yourself to make up your own version.

1

wall wishes it were load-bearing

0

This depends on the form of abortion: some involve stopping the womb being a suitable enviroment for the babies survival rather than killing it directly. However, of all the arguments it is possibly the most human rights based.

1

john kerry actually pretty good at windsurfing now

0

hamilton brouhaha

1

Flip back to page 9 and do try to keep up. I am not going to spam the board for the weakest link.

0

george will trashes bill o'reilly: 'wise, he is not'

0

strangely compelling 'shybot' roams california desert avoiding humans

0

oscar pistorius is a 'broken man,' psychologist says at sentencing

1

college roommates surprised to find dorm room has one king-size bed

1

nation's stray dogs call for increased wino-vomit production

0

jordan klepper channels jon stewart in his own search for sanity

1

Well personally I tend to always question the intelligence of someone who believes that that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own 2000 year old space god father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

1

I am not the origin of anything....I originated in my parents....from where did they originate?

1

LOL. :p Jim's Trucking ladies and gentlemen- The Gregory HINES of 4Forums! He'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress. Waxy On edit: Oops, wrong Gregory. emoticonXFrazzled

1

two-thirds of high- school marching band just pretending to play

0

man pulls up bricks to rescue a pregnant dog that was buried alive

1

I suppose Piltdown Man was the product of newspapers, cute indeed!

0

photography series spotlighting iconic women over 70 proves the best is yet to come

0

10 ways to deal with a difficult coworker

1

Kinda like, "Don't speak of the speck in your brothers eye when you have a plank in your own?" :p :p The scary part of this insane reality is that there are a LOT of whackos that think just like and actually support Pat Robertson. And I would venture to say that 98% of them who voted, voted for Bush. Ha! There's one born every minute. Perhaps this might clue some folks in, as to the concerns the folks have on the left, as to the direction this nation is headed? Or, then again, maybe not. emoticonXRolleyes

1

barbershop pole finally runs out

0

joy reid mocks america's invisible man in the middle east: 'where's jared?'

0

no book is an island: on the dual identity of art

0

And we know this how? You complain about the 90% figure being erroneous and then make an unsupported statement like this?Furthermore, if Mexico is making an earnest attempt to smash the cartels and we're financing it in part, wouldn't we want to help reduce the weapons traffic flowing south into the cartel's arsenals?

1

new york times adds color to target under-70 demographic

0

google combats holocaust-denying search results with algorithm update

0

'it's the heart of mississippi': meet the people of oxford

1

ruthless, powerful ceo has become very thing he loves most

1

Actually, it makes sense only to you. If you look at nature for just a little while, you willl become aware of a great deal of death. But it is mostly very economical since scavengers make sure that there is minimal waste.

0

donald trump formally announces indiana gov. mike pence as vp pick

0

james gunn debunks 'guardians of the galaxy' paternity rumors

0

Little late on the uptake here,but why is this the wrong thread?I'm familiar with the crime debate area,and there is a lot of crime debated here and the why with alls and this qualify's,a sword rather than a gun is all.

1

Wow! Just out of interest, if the 'Will of the people' had decided that gay marriage was fine, would you have supported their decision, or railed against it? Smiley

1

u.s. changes motto to 'america... we're gonna make ya smile'

0

big coal funded this prominent climate change denier, docs reveal

0

I think they are doing it out of fear. They see the moral decline in America and they have latched onto the GLBT Community as their scapegoat. Since it's no longer PC To attack African-Americans for their obvious differences, it's not PC to go after other religions (especially Judaism - not that it actually stops pure hate groups from doing it) they have decided that attacking a group of people which are sexually different should be the way to go.I mean, their religion tells them that premarital sex is bad and wrong. Even though there is a multi-billion dollar industry based around HETEROSEXUAL sex, they actually depend on that money too much to bite the hand that feeds them. Insted, they attack a group that has not legal rights to marriage let alone little legal standing as far as individual rights. It's easier that way.

0

famed chef homaro cantu found dead

0

lionel messi says kobe bryant was the reason he got into basketball

1

Well let me be the first to promise to hire the next high school drop out, single mother of 5 to help me clean the condos...I'll go ahead and pay her $500,000 a year for cleaning toilets so her kids can go to the same school Obama's attend.

1

man would rather annoy small group of friends than bunch of strangers at party

1

'i make my own hours,' says man about to get fired

0

sia's christmas album title contains an awkward grammatical error

0

the bin ladens: a saudi bellwether

1

7-year-old apparently under impression everyone knows who the fuck aunt dee-dee is

1

parent mad 6-year-old didn't like peanuts special

0

dad shoots daughter while teaching her about gun safety

0

Hello, please read http://www.reasons.org/resources/apo...ing.shtml?mainIt is a good christian site that explains that there are lots of problems with Dr Russell Humphreys' hypothesis.The universe and Earth are very old. We know this as a fact. Why would God lie to us? If the Universe looks old, then it is. To claim otherwise is to call God a liar.

0

instagram now warns users against wild animal selfies

1

report: morbid curiosity now accounts for 79% of nation's snack food purchases

1

area man plays 'imagine' every time he sees a piano

1

supreme court unanimously upholds concealed gavel law

1

report: crooked border guards planting illegal immigrants in cars

0

kasich all but declares 2016 presidential run

1

dirty, bearded vince foster bursts through doors of clinton fundraiser

0

michelle obama tells vogue 'it's time' to leave the white house

1

paul ryan: 'the comments donald trump will make over the next few months are regrettable'

1

fucker riding man's ass whole way out to cleveland

1

divorce has been pretty rough on screen door

1

mom figures it about time to sit down adolescent daughter and explain how weight watchers points work

1

fantasized argument getting pretty intense

1

translator asks bannon to repeat that last spectral scream during congressional testimony

0

But not just any seven judges, seven judges who's job is to define the constitution.

1

He wasn't trying to. Shooterandproud may be an unreasonable gun nut, but he accepts evolution.

1

pep-rally skit rumored to involve cross-dressing principal

0

stephen curry signs an insane deal with golden state warriors

1

burmese python just as freaked out that it's swallowing entire toddler

1

new stem education initiative inspires girls to earn less than men in scientific career

0

comparing donald trump to lord voldemort is unspeakably stupid. it's also pretty dangerous.

0

the pakistani friends and the foes of the new york times

0

10 things you didn't know about cameron diaz

1

this obviously aliens' first abduction

0

how to make japanese milk bread at home

0

are we really sure we want a president pence?

1

classmates awed by first-grader who gets free breakfast every day

0

fisherman killed by whale moments after rescuing it from nets

1

So this singularity that appeared out of no were became a greater singularity which took on perfect balance and form?

1

national filmstrip board calls for quiet

0

obamacare repeal could be more difficult than house republicans think

0

parents turn sexting teen daughter in to police

0

This is a push to promote lawlessness. The San Francisco fiasco is the prime example. People with certain agendas are refusing to follow the laws. This is a devastating precedent for our Nation.

0

14 photos show the utter bravery of serving while trans

0

strudel the obese dog's fitness journey is nothing short of inspiring

1

andrew w.k. adopts staunch party-advocacy position

1

child makes useless gesture to help struggling family

1

sad 38-year-old googles 'jobs caring for baby animals'

0

what is a reverse mortgage?

1

'you did the best you could,' says iron man action figure voiced by despondent toys 'r' us ceo packing up office

1

determined ant requires second flicking

1

saudi arabia announces escalation of human rights abuses to curry more favor with u.s.

0

former mexican president vicente fox issues stark warning to u.s. farmers about trump

0

I do not understand why people are stuck in this mindset that we have to define ALL abortions as either right or wrong. In between, there is the option of calling abortion under certain circumstances as right or wrong or calling abortion in certain trimesters as right or wrong. Why limit yourself to the extreme views? I do not believe that the original post asked for an absolute answer, just a survey of opinions. After all, as you say, abortion is not math and there is no one answer that everyone might agree with. However, the question of people's opinions on the beginning of personhood and how it relates to the morality of abortion lies at the very core of the debate on abortion rights. Really ... what other question is more relevant?

0

growing up with the holocaust as a writer

1

area child disappointed to learn parents' love unconditional

0

michelle obama joked about a simpler time when kids didn't have cellphones

0

twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules

1

no one sure if academy awards after-party going to have food

1

urban polling stations urge voters to immediately get back in line for general election

1

I marvel that you are so impressed by seeing your own text in print that you forget to make any sense in what you write!

1

mpaa unveils rating system based on old testament

1

Man has changed significantly in the past few thousand years. I see you opted out of history classes and took it upon yourself to make up your own version.