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1	breaking: can anyone ever truly know anything? what is the truth?
0	7 new reasons to love wallpaper
0	stephen colbert: it's time for john kelly to spank the president
1	report: doing your part to stop climate change now requires planting 30,000 new trees, getting 40,000 cars off the road, reviving 20 square miles of coral reef
1	carl bernstein weeps uncontrollably after learning bob woodward wrote a president book without him
1	new study finds most of earth's landmass will be phoenix suburb by 2050
1	upper-middle-class woman worries there's better coffee she doesn't know about
1	man pushing self to point of effort
0	Okay, you are right... we need a definition for a 'hole,' as it is a bit of a subjective concept. Allow me to define 'hole' like this: The void created by the intentional destruction of something already in existence. Using 'hole' with this definition makes Alcorn's statement (minus the word 'terrible') a true fact in the physical realm. And it precludes any of your other ideas from creating 'holes,' since they all deal with potentiality, not reality.
1	woman been thinking about getting bangs for past 8 years
0	experts reject trump's claim that obama founded isis
0	republican pick-up lines are about as creepy as you might imagine
0	I know what moral relativism is (although you should be aware it has multiple meanings); I don't know what the sentence:
0	this new emoticon perfectly explains all your feelings
0	So your only link to gay rights and polygamy is a statement put out by a gay rights conference 30 years ago that does not EXPLAIN a link to polygamy, but shows it's support for it? Hn ... I'm with Justine on this one. This is a bit of a stretch. It would be like me implying that your support for "traditional marriage" also supports spousal abuse just because marriages in the past allowed for wife beatings.
1	man's heart stops as speaker asks audience to turn to person next to them
0	Responding to the question in the topic, I tend to use the case of Baby Fae. Freethoughtradio also has short blurbs called "What's the Harm?" that gives some examples of "the natural harm caused by supernatural belief."
1	report: mom sending you something
1	nation's financial advisors recommend capturing magical creature that grants wishes
0	is jeb's mulligan on iraq convincing or a tar baby he can't escape?
0	new sanctions to stall exxon's arctic oil plans
0	watch: ferguson protesters have some demands
1	frantic, last-second study finds old-fashioned donut better for you than bavarian cream
1	either someone 14th caller or everything on fire at spanish radio station
0	watch live: musicians carlos santana, gregg rolie & neal schon on their new album
1	Let's allow same-sex marriage only. Then heterosexuals will have the same right to marry someone of the same sex.
0	I believe the question was "who?"I'm christian and I believe in evolution. Whether it contradicts the Old Testament or not makes no difference to me. Jesus contradicted the Old Testament.The Bible is the inspired word of God, not a dictation to scribes. Men wrote the allegories describing the creation of things.Saying that mankind took a long time to understand certain things is not limiting the power of God. He could have chosen to make early man Einsteinian, but He didn't. He could have chosen for mankind to bypass the flat-earth concept, but He didn't. He could have chosen for all humans to be highly intelligent, but He didn't. What He did was to leave us alone and let us figure things out on our own, including how long it took to get where we are now.
0	psa: these are the places where it's ok to breastfeed
1	pulitzer board adds giant pumpkin category
1	What about all the ova that weren't fertilized?! Just wasted, completely wasted and forgotten! THE HUMANITY! OH GOD!!!
0	scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian
0	cracks emerge in rodrigo duterte's horrific philippine drug war
1	nation still outraged 1933 best picture went to 'cavalcade' instead of 'lady for a day'
0	president barack obama backs expanding social security
0	ladies, let 1970 cosmo tell you 'things to do with your hands that men like'
0	this woman converted her closet into an indoor garden
1	nude, ash-streaked dick vitale proclaims this what march madness all about
0	how your sleep changes with the moon
1	nasa launches probe to find, destroy earth-like planet
0	the not so feng shui of guns in california
0	I did not say that violent crime "rarely" occurs, merely that the risk of being a victim of such is lower relative to other risks. I am genuinely curious if you care as much about protecting your heart as you care about protecting yourself from criminals.
1	Ahh, pointy tailed devils with pitchforks, more of your menagerie of divvels, demons, saints, angels, demigods, ghosts and other varied superstitious nonsense. Which of your gods created them, Snerdley?
1	nervous pope candidate changes wine into jesus christ's urine
0	when disaster strikes, mothers and newborns are the most vulnerable
1	He was in Indonesia dear. Read his XXXX (my marks) I thought he was as old as the devil??
1	report: all standing between trump and presidency is nation that made him billionaire celebrity
0	adorable girls sum up why we need more landmarks named after women
1	bush introduces new timmy blanchard left behind act
1	So, if your mother had marched a string of one-night stands into her bedroom while you were growing up, that would have been OK to you? And you would want us to believe that it wouldn't have a lasting effect on your views of sexuality and relationships? Come on now. Not only wasn't I born at night, but it certainly wasn't LAST night. emoticonXRolleyes
1	supreme ruler of laundry room moves load of clothes from washer to top of washer
0	Intelligent design comes in many flavors too.ID that submits as a designer something that has any quality of the unknowable is irrational.ID that submits we were created/designed by things inside the universe that are knowable are rational claims. However, they have no evidence, so they have a long way to go to be shown to be worthwhile to pursue. Even a simple application of Occam's razor tells us that to suspect a thousand theories on how life has changed on earth is unecessary when another theory can fulfill the description entirely, of life, and they have evidence to support it. It's why this theory is discarded onto the heap of any number of theories that simply isn't going anywhere. You can make up a theory right now about how life began, but if it cannot be supported by evidence or is redundant to a theory already described...why would we?
1	Also known as 'Let's bilk the superstitious and the ignorant out of their money.
0	mom draws powerful cartoon in response to cincinnati zoo incident
1	I only have a BA, Symbiote, so quit using these big words and complex ideas. :) Could you please explain how it is weak philosophically and devolves into a self-defeating relativism?
0	nba free agency winners and losers
1	fashion plate smashed
0	dead civilians and the language of war
1	lofty ambitions to shovel entire width of driveway scaled back to only shoveling thin path for car
1	You are riddled with a serious case of projection, considering the fact that your teabagging hero, Dick Armey of Freedomworks, has suckled the teat of the nanny state's taxpayer subsidized government plans his entire adult life, not to mention your bailed out bankers and health insurance and pharmaceutical companies. Your real tune is, when poor old big corpo the whorpo wants his bottle, they better bring him his bottle! emoticonXCry I say leave him in his crib, close the door for a couple of hours, and let him cry it out!
1	person with almost no responsibility always stressed out
0	these are the home trends you'll see all year, according to pinterest
1	alito keeps telling supreme court how they did things in circuit court
1	cousin really going all-in on retweeting porn stars
0	'orcs of new york' is the 'hony' parody even sauron would adore
0	baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake will not seek re-election
0	good food and healthy families make a beautiful home
0	donald trump jr. just shared the weirdest picture of his dad
1	employees on other end of conference call just want it to be over
1	pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter's basilica
1	ben carson slowly floats away from earth
1	damning video surfaces of trump accepting gop nomination for president
0	lisa frank is now fighting the patriarchy (with rainbow kittens)
1	art major to stop capitalizing name
1	warm weather finally allows man to get outside, explore new ways to sweat
0	who would grant anyone the right?the UN? ha!don't make me laugh. the UN only repesent the interests of individual member nations and not the interests of humanity or any particular people
0	in hunt for new antibiotics, scientists look at bacteria in insects' stomachs
1	'at least days getting longer,' squeaks tiny inner voice drowned out by rest of worries
0	toeing the race line: what i am and what i am not.
0	You said who would it hurt? I'm asking you who would it hurt if there was prostituion? Just to help you think that there are injuries that are proximate to everyone.
1	That does not surprise me. A whole world filled with people who look, speak, think, and do things different than you must be absolutely terrifying.
1	school flies deceased nerd's underpants at half-mast
0	george and amal clooney stun in first post-baby red carpet appearance
0	thursday's morning email: dems say they have deal on daca, trump tweets otherwise
0	t.i. calls for boycott of restaurant after off-duty cop allegedly assaults 3 black women
0	man who faced 20 years for marijuana possession freed after legal battle
1	entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds
0	what parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando
1	paleontologists: 'we've been looking at dinosaurs upside down'
0	bernie's wrecking crew
0	on centennial, seven harvard scholars list lessons of wwi -- and how they might apply today
0	florida dope haul: seized heroin packets bear donald trump's image
1	geologists uncover slab of amber containing perfectly preserved adam and eve
0	brian willams and the flip wilson defense
0	to the princeton privileged kid
1	bush dies peacefully in his sleep
0	mooney beats casey
0	scalia's utter moral failure exposed
1	yearbook committee forced to print mug shot
1	iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection
0	proven ways to find jaw-dropping designer deals on craigslist

1

breaking: can anyone ever truly know anything? what is the truth?

0

7 new reasons to love wallpaper

0

stephen colbert: it's time for john kelly to spank the president

1

report: doing your part to stop climate change now requires planting 30,000 new trees, getting 40,000 cars off the road, reviving 20 square miles of coral reef

1

carl bernstein weeps uncontrollably after learning bob woodward wrote a president book without him

1

new study finds most of earth's landmass will be phoenix suburb by 2050

1

upper-middle-class woman worries there's better coffee she doesn't know about

1

man pushing self to point of effort

0

Okay, you are right... we need a definition for a 'hole,' as it is a bit of a subjective concept. Allow me to define 'hole' like this: The void created by the intentional destruction of something already in existence. Using 'hole' with this definition makes Alcorn's statement (minus the word 'terrible') a true fact in the physical realm. And it precludes any of your other ideas from creating 'holes,' since they all deal with potentiality, not reality.

1

woman been thinking about getting bangs for past 8 years

0

experts reject trump's claim that obama founded isis

0

republican pick-up lines are about as creepy as you might imagine

0

I know what moral relativism is (although you should be aware it has multiple meanings); I don't know what the sentence:

0

this new emoticon perfectly explains all your feelings

0

So your only link to gay rights and polygamy is a statement put out by a gay rights conference 30 years ago that does not EXPLAIN a link to polygamy, but shows it's support for it? Hn ... I'm with Justine on this one. This is a bit of a stretch. It would be like me implying that your support for "traditional marriage" also supports spousal abuse just because marriages in the past allowed for wife beatings.

1

man's heart stops as speaker asks audience to turn to person next to them

0

Responding to the question in the topic, I tend to use the case of Baby Fae. Freethoughtradio also has short blurbs called "What's the Harm?" that gives some examples of "the natural harm caused by supernatural belief."

1

report: mom sending you something

1

nation's financial advisors recommend capturing magical creature that grants wishes

0

is jeb's mulligan on iraq convincing or a tar baby he can't escape?

0

new sanctions to stall exxon's arctic oil plans

0

watch: ferguson protesters have some demands

1

frantic, last-second study finds old-fashioned donut better for you than bavarian cream

1

either someone 14th caller or everything on fire at spanish radio station

0

watch live: musicians carlos santana, gregg rolie & neal schon on their new album

1

Let's allow same-sex marriage only. Then heterosexuals will have the same right to marry someone of the same sex.

0

I believe the question was "who?"I'm christian and I believe in evolution. Whether it contradicts the Old Testament or not makes no difference to me. Jesus contradicted the Old Testament.The Bible is the inspired word of God, not a dictation to scribes. Men wrote the allegories describing the creation of things.Saying that mankind took a long time to understand certain things is not limiting the power of God. He could have chosen to make early man Einsteinian, but He didn't. He could have chosen for mankind to bypass the flat-earth concept, but He didn't. He could have chosen for all humans to be highly intelligent, but He didn't. What He did was to leave us alone and let us figure things out on our own, including how long it took to get where we are now.

0

psa: these are the places where it's ok to breastfeed

1

pulitzer board adds giant pumpkin category

1

What about all the ova that weren't fertilized?! Just wasted, completely wasted and forgotten! THE HUMANITY! OH GOD!!!

0

scott walker says he doesn't know if obama is a christian

0

cracks emerge in rodrigo duterte's horrific philippine drug war

1

nation still outraged 1933 best picture went to 'cavalcade' instead of 'lady for a day'

0

president barack obama backs expanding social security

0

ladies, let 1970 cosmo tell you 'things to do with your hands that men like'

0

this woman converted her closet into an indoor garden

1

nude, ash-streaked dick vitale proclaims this what march madness all about

0

how your sleep changes with the moon

1

nasa launches probe to find, destroy earth-like planet

0

the not so feng shui of guns in california

0

I did not say that violent crime "rarely" occurs, merely that the risk of being a victim of such is lower relative to other risks. I am genuinely curious if you care as much about protecting your heart as you care about protecting yourself from criminals.

1

Ahh, pointy tailed devils with pitchforks, more of your menagerie of divvels, demons, saints, angels, demigods, ghosts and other varied superstitious nonsense. Which of your gods created them, Snerdley?

1

nervous pope candidate changes wine into jesus christ's urine

0

when disaster strikes, mothers and newborns are the most vulnerable

1

He was in Indonesia dear. Read his XXXX (my marks) I thought he was as old as the devil??

1

report: all standing between trump and presidency is nation that made him billionaire celebrity

0

adorable girls sum up why we need more landmarks named after women

1

bush introduces new timmy blanchard left behind act

1

So, if your mother had marched a string of one-night stands into her bedroom while you were growing up, that would have been OK to you? And you would want us to believe that it wouldn't have a lasting effect on your views of sexuality and relationships? Come on now. Not only wasn't I born at night, but it certainly wasn't LAST night. emoticonXRolleyes

1

supreme ruler of laundry room moves load of clothes from washer to top of washer

0

Intelligent design comes in many flavors too.ID that submits as a designer something that has any quality of the unknowable is irrational.ID that submits we were created/designed by things inside the universe that are knowable are rational claims. However, they have no evidence, so they have a long way to go to be shown to be worthwhile to pursue. Even a simple application of Occam's razor tells us that to suspect a thousand theories on how life has changed on earth is unecessary when another theory can fulfill the description entirely, of life, and they have evidence to support it. It's why this theory is discarded onto the heap of any number of theories that simply isn't going anywhere. You can make up a theory right now about how life began, but if it cannot be supported by evidence or is redundant to a theory already described...why would we?

1

Also known as 'Let's bilk the superstitious and the ignorant out of their money.

0

mom draws powerful cartoon in response to cincinnati zoo incident

1

I only have a BA, Symbiote, so quit using these big words and complex ideas. :) Could you please explain how it is weak philosophically and devolves into a self-defeating relativism?

0

nba free agency winners and losers

1

fashion plate smashed

0

dead civilians and the language of war

1

lofty ambitions to shovel entire width of driveway scaled back to only shoveling thin path for car

1

You are riddled with a serious case of projection, considering the fact that your teabagging hero, Dick Armey of Freedomworks, has suckled the teat of the nanny state's taxpayer subsidized government plans his entire adult life, not to mention your bailed out bankers and health insurance and pharmaceutical companies. Your real tune is, when poor old big corpo the whorpo wants his bottle, they better bring him his bottle! emoticonXCry I say leave him in his crib, close the door for a couple of hours, and let him cry it out!

1

person with almost no responsibility always stressed out

0

these are the home trends you'll see all year, according to pinterest

1

alito keeps telling supreme court how they did things in circuit court

1

cousin really going all-in on retweeting porn stars

0

'orcs of new york' is the 'hony' parody even sauron would adore

0

baltimore mayor stephanie rawlings-blake will not seek re-election

0

good food and healthy families make a beautiful home

0

donald trump jr. just shared the weirdest picture of his dad

1

employees on other end of conference call just want it to be over

1

pope francis sneaks leftovers to false god moloch at back door of st. peter's basilica

1

ben carson slowly floats away from earth

1

damning video surfaces of trump accepting gop nomination for president

0

lisa frank is now fighting the patriarchy (with rainbow kittens)

1

art major to stop capitalizing name

1

warm weather finally allows man to get outside, explore new ways to sweat

0

who would grant anyone the right?the UN? ha!don't make me laugh. the UN only repesent the interests of individual member nations and not the interests of humanity or any particular people

0

in hunt for new antibiotics, scientists look at bacteria in insects' stomachs

1

'at least days getting longer,' squeaks tiny inner voice drowned out by rest of worries

0

toeing the race line: what i am and what i am not.

0

You said who would it hurt? I'm asking you who would it hurt if there was prostituion? Just to help you think that there are injuries that are proximate to everyone.

1

That does not surprise me. A whole world filled with people who look, speak, think, and do things different than you must be absolutely terrifying.

1

school flies deceased nerd's underpants at half-mast

0

george and amal clooney stun in first post-baby red carpet appearance

0

thursday's morning email: dems say they have deal on daca, trump tweets otherwise

0

t.i. calls for boycott of restaurant after off-duty cop allegedly assaults 3 black women

0

man who faced 20 years for marijuana possession freed after legal battle

1

entire community stops to watch man struggling to work window blinds

0

what parents of straight kids will never understand about orlando

1

paleontologists: 'we've been looking at dinosaurs upside down'

0

bernie's wrecking crew

0

on centennial, seven harvard scholars list lessons of wwi -- and how they might apply today

0

florida dope haul: seized heroin packets bear donald trump's image

1

geologists uncover slab of amber containing perfectly preserved adam and eve

0

brian willams and the flip wilson defense

0

to the princeton privileged kid

1

bush dies peacefully in his sleep

0

mooney beats casey

0

scalia's utter moral failure exposed

1

yearbook committee forced to print mug shot

1

iranian nuclear scientists hurriedly flush 200 pounds of enriched uranium down toilet during surprise u.n. inspection

0

proven ways to find jaw-dropping designer deals on craigslist