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1	report: more women forgoing taking their husbands' names in favor of something badass like diesel
0	here's why some black women aren't here for #womenboycotttwitter
1	chicago st. patrick's day parade finally lifts ban on snakes
1	bush calls for rock revolution in weekly pirate-radio address
1	fork manufacturer introduces fifth tine to accommodate growing american mouthfuls
0	danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy
0	beauty queen scarfs down 12 krispy kreme doughnuts in no time
1	nation's creepy middle school gym teachers also come out in favor of circumcision
1	god feeling down in dumps after death of grandmother
1	Isn't the point pretty obvious- that exposure to a gun can raise testosterone levels and trigger violent and aggressive thoughts and actions?
1	And ends with the woman, whose body is the one having to endure the pregnancy.
1	You seem to require a slick answer to a complicated question - so how about this: Question: Was Stalin a communist ? Answer: That's what he said he was. Hope this is glib and vacuous enough to meet with your exacting standards.
1	menu describes diner's pancakes as 'world famous'
0	They rarely date fossils anymore...instead they look at the strata of earth the bones were found in.
1	The US is 3 trillion dollars in debt, abortion is not clear cut (just visit a debate), and you appear to be stereotyping democrats. Also, you may need to read the first ammendment again. For your answer to work, people would have to agree with you first, then they would understand (and agree with) you.
0	rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to 'get us back to a free press'
1	study finds having it all leading indicator that everything will come crashing down
0	president barack obama slams 'repeal and delay' approach to affordable care act
1	fcc chairman overturns decision to cancel 'party down'
0	Oh I hated being pregnant. However I am not really arguing whether pregnancy in and of itself is punishment, I suspect that is an opinion matter - there are some crazy women who actually liked pregnancy. ;) Julie - however clearly feels that it is acceptable to use a pregnancy and parenting in a punitive matter against women she feels are irresponsible.
1	The entire Tree came from the sea! emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer
1	report: majority of married people get up and go to second family's house as soon as spouse asleep
1	kinky girlfriend wants to try sexual pleasure tonight
0	big news: the gop has a plan to make a plan to replace obamacare
1	compromising company's values for advertising revenue referred to as 'partnering'
1	'game of thrones' fan rewatching past episodes to remind self of what characters' breasts look like
0	joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations
1	man at gym just watching tv
0	why bernie sanders and donald trump won the michigan primaries
0	america's 'hamilton' obsession is officially shaping the future of money
1	dozens of black-rubber-clad masochists line up outside capitol for paul ryan's job
0	This is just ridiculous. The argument doesn't require the connection to be natural or artificial. Whether it is one or the other makes no difference in terms of the morality. If the point is irrelevant, the objection is irrelevant.
1	grandmother talking big game about being alive next year
0	how to safely thaw a turkey
1	ap reporter in gaza needs another term for 'blood-soaked'
1	senate votes 64-36, not sure on what
0	how secretary tillerson can right the state department
0	And yet the atheist belief system allows for everyone to have their own seperate set of morals. According to the Atheist system, what Hitleror Stalin did was perfectly moral because those atheists believed that what they were doing was moral. Disgusting if you ask me.
1	zagat editor a 'nice guy' but 'kind of boring'
0	Well, I'm not sure if he consumed alcohol or not, but his doctor gave him daily "vitamin" shots that contained vitamins as well as amphetamines and maybe other drugs that doctors at the time thought were mentally beneficial.And I've never heard of him being a vegetarian. I saw some show that talked about his voracious apetite, but I don't think they mentioned his being a veggie.
1	freemasons return to jupiter
0	saturday's powerball lottery jackpot now tops $400 million
0	why i no longer support israel
0	meatless monday: robin asbell gets juiced
1	danny devito a lot taller, thinner in person
1	breaking: adam got a ps4 for christmas
0	mc hammer is actually afraid of hammers
1	A real simple Yes. Do I win something? emoticonXSmilie Here is why.
1	trump calms nerves before inaugural address by reminding himself he's the only person who actually exists
0	5 types of web content for driving extra traffic
1	campus tour guide just needs to make stop to change out laundry really quick
1	local gym teacher loves forcing children to dance
1	man makes quick call to parents so next week's call to ask for money doesn't seem that bad
0	look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful
0	full-circle friendship rooted in triple negative breast cancer
0	former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art
1	fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship
0	So much for lists of registration and "safe storage". Same thing happened when Hitler took over a country and got hold of all the lists. They were especially interested in the gun lists and radio lists.
1	study: headaches are the body's way of communicating it wants pills
1	world wrestling federation, world wildlife fund reach acronym sharing agreement
0	7 things the earth would totally tweet if it could
1	they are never wrong when they can keep AK 47's and full auto Usi"s out of the hande of 1st graders, oh, wate, the law they want to renew is only for what it looks like. it must be to stop all those drive by bayanetings. nothing that might limit what a "gun-nut" can buy is wrong to the gun-grabber.
1	chuck yeager dies in fiery kitchen mishap
0	high school decides against suspending football player for peaceful protest
0	Well, I don't believe in evolution. I believe in things for which I have no evidence. And while it is true that everyone has bias, using correct science and the process of peer review works to eliminate. Not all is perfect, and people are people, but overall the system works. Not a lot of bad science gets through. In the case of "creation science" we know that there is no science involved. Only talk that sounds scientific. There is no hypothesis, prediction or testing. Only ad hoc stories constructed of selected bits of evidence to support the foregone conclusion.
0	jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read
1	row of dusty playstation 2 games continues reign at top of book shelf
0	london's new mayor: i won't be able to visit the u.s. if donald trump wins
1	woman takes break from dating to focus on everything about herself no one could ever love
0	union claims sanders campaign staffers posed as members to influence workers
1	berserk hairdresser cuts bangs without permission
0	paul ryan halts push to bring back earmarks
1	urban planner clearly depressed when she came up with street names
0	baltimore civil unrest puts my college concerns in perspective
0	analyst warns gop: house majority is in danger in 2018
0	no, going to pride week as an ally doesn't 'make you gay'
0	mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them
0	a radical post-bernie cooperative multicultural immigrant manifesto
1	end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue
0	iran warns of retaliation if u.s. breaches nuclear deal
0	mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters
1	zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth
1	mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes
1	Perhaps then the problem is a shortage of fiber in you diet?
1	vice presidential handlers lure cheney into traveling crate
0	hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison
1	retarded child gets new video game right before every dinner party
0	trump team to tim kaine: we're not unhinged, you are!
0	bush epa chief chastises trump's climate change denying pick
1	new gallup poll finds 40% of americans probably going to skip michelle's party
0	blind dog who was kept in a pantry now lives like a king
0	hey, all you 20-somethings: breathe
1	who's this little guy?
0	muslim woman runs boston marathon to raise money for refugees
1	Sorry did I say pacifist?I meant yellow bellied pacifist.However if its any consolation, I meant anti's in general not just you Sinj.sorry if it sounded that way.
1	Really? Wow, I didn't know that books with their edjumacational benefits...
0	in boston, student mbta passes are an equity issue
0	a writer's guide to being a writer 6: the influencer - the loudest voice in the room
1	You seem to be a bit slow. Of course evolution is a theory, besides being a fact. Gravity is a theory too, you know. How about the heliocentric theory, or do you claim that the earth is at the center of the universe? Atomic theory, nuclear theory, lots of theories.
1	jury selection proving difficult in trial of 'the jury killer'

1

report: more women forgoing taking their husbands' names in favor of something badass like diesel

0

here's why some black women aren't here for #womenboycotttwitter

1

chicago st. patrick's day parade finally lifts ban on snakes

1

bush calls for rock revolution in weekly pirate-radio address

1

fork manufacturer introduces fifth tine to accommodate growing american mouthfuls

0

danny tanner was once played by a completely different guy

0

beauty queen scarfs down 12 krispy kreme doughnuts in no time

1

nation's creepy middle school gym teachers also come out in favor of circumcision

1

god feeling down in dumps after death of grandmother

1

Isn't the point pretty obvious- that exposure to a gun can raise testosterone levels and trigger violent and aggressive thoughts and actions?

1

And ends with the woman, whose body is the one having to endure the pregnancy.

1

You seem to require a slick answer to a complicated question - so how about this: Question: Was Stalin a communist ? Answer: That's what he said he was. Hope this is glib and vacuous enough to meet with your exacting standards.

1

menu describes diner's pancakes as 'world famous'

0

They rarely date fossils anymore...instead they look at the strata of earth the bones were found in.

1

The US is 3 trillion dollars in debt, abortion is not clear cut (just visit a debate), and you appear to be stereotyping democrats. Also, you may need to read the first ammendment again. For your answer to work, people would have to agree with you first, then they would understand (and agree with) you.

0

rudy giuliani just said trump is trying to 'get us back to a free press'

1

study finds having it all leading indicator that everything will come crashing down

0

president barack obama slams 'repeal and delay' approach to affordable care act

1

fcc chairman overturns decision to cancel 'party down'

0

Oh I hated being pregnant. However I am not really arguing whether pregnancy in and of itself is punishment, I suspect that is an opinion matter - there are some crazy women who actually liked pregnancy. ;) Julie - however clearly feels that it is acceptable to use a pregnancy and parenting in a punitive matter against women she feels are irresponsible.

1

The entire Tree came from the sea! emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer emoticonXBouncer

1

report: majority of married people get up and go to second family's house as soon as spouse asleep

1

kinky girlfriend wants to try sexual pleasure tonight

0

big news: the gop has a plan to make a plan to replace obamacare

1

compromising company's values for advertising revenue referred to as 'partnering'

1

'game of thrones' fan rewatching past episodes to remind self of what characters' breasts look like

0

joe scarborough says trump made rob porter 'the victim' in domestic abuse allegations

1

man at gym just watching tv

0

why bernie sanders and donald trump won the michigan primaries

0

america's 'hamilton' obsession is officially shaping the future of money

1

dozens of black-rubber-clad masochists line up outside capitol for paul ryan's job

0

This is just ridiculous. The argument doesn't require the connection to be natural or artificial. Whether it is one or the other makes no difference in terms of the morality. If the point is irrelevant, the objection is irrelevant.

1

grandmother talking big game about being alive next year

0

how to safely thaw a turkey

1

ap reporter in gaza needs another term for 'blood-soaked'

1

senate votes 64-36, not sure on what

0

how secretary tillerson can right the state department

0

And yet the atheist belief system allows for everyone to have their own seperate set of morals. According to the Atheist system, what Hitleror Stalin did was perfectly moral because those atheists believed that what they were doing was moral. Disgusting if you ask me.

1

zagat editor a 'nice guy' but 'kind of boring'

0

Well, I'm not sure if he consumed alcohol or not, but his doctor gave him daily "vitamin" shots that contained vitamins as well as amphetamines and maybe other drugs that doctors at the time thought were mentally beneficial.And I've never heard of him being a vegetarian. I saw some show that talked about his voracious apetite, but I don't think they mentioned his being a veggie.

1

freemasons return to jupiter

0

saturday's powerball lottery jackpot now tops $400 million

0

why i no longer support israel

0

meatless monday: robin asbell gets juiced

1

danny devito a lot taller, thinner in person

1

breaking: adam got a ps4 for christmas

0

mc hammer is actually afraid of hammers

1

A real simple Yes. Do I win something? emoticonXSmilie Here is why.

1

trump calms nerves before inaugural address by reminding himself he's the only person who actually exists

0

5 types of web content for driving extra traffic

1

campus tour guide just needs to make stop to change out laundry really quick

1

local gym teacher loves forcing children to dance

1

man makes quick call to parents so next week's call to ask for money doesn't seem that bad

0

look: we asked you to show us what you're thankful for... and the responses are beautiful

0

full-circle friendship rooted in triple negative breast cancer

0

former black panther uses 'bonus years' to make art

1

fall internship pays off with coveted winter internship

0

So much for lists of registration and "safe storage". Same thing happened when Hitler took over a country and got hold of all the lists. They were especially interested in the gun lists and radio lists.

1

study: headaches are the body's way of communicating it wants pills

1

world wrestling federation, world wildlife fund reach acronym sharing agreement

0

7 things the earth would totally tweet if it could

1

they are never wrong when they can keep AK 47's and full auto Usi"s out of the hande of 1st graders, oh, wate, the law they want to renew is only for what it looks like. it must be to stop all those drive by bayanetings. nothing that might limit what a "gun-nut" can buy is wrong to the gun-grabber.

1

chuck yeager dies in fiery kitchen mishap

0

high school decides against suspending football player for peaceful protest

0

Well, I don't believe in evolution. I believe in things for which I have no evidence. And while it is true that everyone has bias, using correct science and the process of peer review works to eliminate. Not all is perfect, and people are people, but overall the system works. Not a lot of bad science gets through. In the case of "creation science" we know that there is no science involved. Only talk that sounds scientific. There is no hypothesis, prediction or testing. Only ad hoc stories constructed of selected bits of evidence to support the foregone conclusion.

0

jonathan kozol's death at an early age is still a must-read

1

row of dusty playstation 2 games continues reign at top of book shelf

0

london's new mayor: i won't be able to visit the u.s. if donald trump wins

1

woman takes break from dating to focus on everything about herself no one could ever love

0

union claims sanders campaign staffers posed as members to influence workers

1

berserk hairdresser cuts bangs without permission

0

paul ryan halts push to bring back earmarks

1

urban planner clearly depressed when she came up with street names

0

baltimore civil unrest puts my college concerns in perspective

0

analyst warns gop: house majority is in danger in 2018

0

no, going to pride week as an ally doesn't 'make you gay'

0

mom wants to ensure kids of color have party supplies that represent them

0

a radical post-bernie cooperative multicultural immigrant manifesto

1

end of soup season can't come soon enough for oft-burned tongue

0

iran warns of retaliation if u.s. breaches nuclear deal

0

mom and dad, please explain this one to your daughters

1

zoo posting hourly updates on aphid about to give birth

1

mom holds knife to throat of dinner guest who offered to help with dishes

1

Perhaps then the problem is a shortage of fiber in you diet?

1

vice presidential handlers lure cheney into traveling crate

0

hacker who stole celebrities' nude photos gets 9 months in prison

1

retarded child gets new video game right before every dinner party

0

trump team to tim kaine: we're not unhinged, you are!

0

bush epa chief chastises trump's climate change denying pick

1

new gallup poll finds 40% of americans probably going to skip michelle's party

0

blind dog who was kept in a pantry now lives like a king

0

hey, all you 20-somethings: breathe

1

who's this little guy?

0

muslim woman runs boston marathon to raise money for refugees

1

Sorry did I say pacifist?I meant yellow bellied pacifist.However if its any consolation, I meant anti's in general not just you Sinj.sorry if it sounded that way.

1

Really? Wow, I didn't know that books with their edjumacational benefits...

0

in boston, student mbta passes are an equity issue

0

a writer's guide to being a writer 6: the influencer - the loudest voice in the room

1

You seem to be a bit slow. Of course evolution is a theory, besides being a fact. Gravity is a theory too, you know. How about the heliocentric theory, or do you claim that the earth is at the center of the universe? Atomic theory, nuclear theory, lots of theories.

1

jury selection proving difficult in trial of 'the jury killer'