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0	would you pay $5,000 for wine and beer glasses made of cheese?
0	this big dog and little bird are inseparable pals
1	rolling stones kick off 'sing our songs for us' tour
0	the small schedule mistakes that ruin your sleep
0	marcus mariota featured in inspiring beats by dre ad
0	class of 2014, we've come a long way
1	empire state building ultimately supports nsa spying measures
1	'i'll have to obstruct one last thing,' whispers jared kushner before wrapping gloved hands around mueller's neck
0	kate mckinnon kills as laura ingraham on 'saturday night live'
1	This is a free market of ideas. The good ones survive. The bad one die like dinosaurs.
1	new employee still eager enough to pick up slack for coworkers
0	diabetes rate in the u.s. may be leveling off
1	mueller annoyed by dipshit protestors holding up traffic during commute
0	this dog in brazil probably plays soccer way better than you
0	the many benefits of lucid dreaming
1	white house running out of paintings to cover spots where obama has punched through wall
0	this moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines
0	report: sheldon adelson backs trump trip to israel after $100 million pledge
1	high school production of our town features line memorization
1	gumption rewarded with even more work
0	comedian janet silverman talks 89 d*ck picks
1	david brooks decries incivility of modern plumbing after tripping on feet and falling headfirst into toilet
0	watch: fearless chihuahua takes on great dane in most endearing attack of all time
0	here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students
0	america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington
0	skeletons and ancient gold coins found during pompeii excavation
0	u.s. consuls already have the tools to discriminate in visa decisions
1	egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while
0	Really, so you are totally knowable? Show me the site that has the Mach User-Manual where I can know everything about you.
0	trump administration: let states decide if health plans have enough doctors
0	No one mentioned helping or not helping people here, or even dealing with the consquences of pregnancy at all. Its more;'If abortion were banned, what measures or research would you suggest to reduce the pressure for people to have illegal ones or unwanted pregnancies'.
0	you can score free mcdonald's when you buy a taco bell breakfast
0	13 #ridiculousexcusestostayhome -- boomer-style
0	is 'the happiest man in america' still happy?
0	illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor
1	man just using virgin mary to get to jesus
0	Right. The frenquecy of the alles have changed over time.
0	gabrielle union on the #metoo movement: 'the floodgates have opened for white women'
1	obama blanks on what he's ineffectually urging congress to take action on now
0	emboldened republicans in kentucky push 20-week abortion ban
1	So, you have no problem with the fact that this is abortion and was caused by god?
0	why getting married may help people drink less
1	man either sick or just at end of workday
1	'how could harvey weinstein get away with this?' asks man currently ignoring sexual misconduct of 17 separate coworkers, friends, acquaintances
0	But then, there also is absolutely no evidence for such an intelligence.
1	coy 'dexter' producers hint at 'huge plot holes' in season finale
1	gop leaders move goalposts on opposing trump to him being filmed masturbating on u.s. flag in arlington cemetery
0	3 tips for a happy financial new year
1	disembodied voice in elevator wants to know way to san jose
1	cnn graphic designer asked to combine dollar sign, syringe, fighter jets, panda
1	Actually, I think people are starting to ignore the drivel more and more... But if you insist...
1	frustrated fcc unable to stop use of word 'friggin''
1	But you are the accuser. I've read the Bible and I have studied religion, more than you can imagine. I have also studied biology, performed experiments and reached conclusions. The problem is that you seem unable to think for yourself.
0	hillary clinton takes a stand against 'subminimum wage' for people with disabilities
0	kate hudson and dakota johnson pose for adorable pic with their famous moms
0	'snl' stars have the perfect comeback to trump's angry tweets
1	catchphrase from 'the love guru' overheard
0	there's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus
1	military apologizes after drone strike intended for yemeni isis base accidentally hits west palm beach wedding
1	porch ceded to bats
1	Perhaps I should have used the "1asm" font. My bad. Was going for humor not unpleasantness. Have yourself a peachy day.:)
1	star wars news net joins hundreds of publications in condemning trump's attacks on the press
1	u.n. secretary general assumes someone already doing something about uighur internment camps
0	machete-wielding suspect shot as he breaks through door in graphic video
1	viewer outraged
0	please leave your type a-ness off my yoga mat (and i'll do the same)
1	1984, huh? I'm sure that is all still very relevant. Actually there is a lot of discussion about the nature of Archaeopteryx. Much of it deals with whether it could fly and what it teaches us about how birds came to fly - ground up or trees down. But what they all agreed on, even back then, was that Archaeopteryx is a transitional. Taxonomic debates aren't really very meaningful, really. Creationists like to make a big deal about the fact that most taxonomists and ornithologists classify Archaeopteryx as a bird. But where else would it go? That's a limitation of the Linnean classification system - everything is put somewhere, even if it doesn't exactly fit. The only debate about the evolution of Archaeopteryx among experts is whether it evolved from theropod dinorsaurs or from archosaurs. It's still a transitional.
1	president-elect edwards seen entering chinatown massage parlor
1	bourbon helps carpet salesman forget about carpeting for awhile
0	how teachers can save thousands on their student loans
1	So what you are saying is that the actual purpose of prison is to be raped in the shower by some 400 pound guy called Betty? Or brutalised by a guard with an inferiority complex...and these don't strike you as cruel and unusual?
1	reconstruction finally completed on field destroyed by united flight 93
0	for the love of god, let that not be an engagement ring on kylie jenner's finger
1	rotting smell in congress traced to decaying senator who died inside wall
0	obama predicts bright future for legal weed
1	Look, the "no one was around to see it" argument. "If a tree falls in the woods, and no one was around to see it, did it really fall?" You lost this one a long time ago, too. You never learn.
1	seventh-grade biology class grossed out at having to dissect horse
1	new yorkers cower as clinton victory speech reverberates across entire state
0	trump shifts to infrastructure as james comey prepares to testify
1	'support small business' demands sign in window of boutique open five hours a day, three days a week
0	'very angry badger' seizes part of 500-year-old scottish castle
0	frank ocean calls rejecting the grammys his 'colin kaepernick moment'
1	3-day waiting period leads to far more feasible murder plot
0	You were crowing a bit. What I don't understand is why. How could you possibly be pleased by some strangers religious views. Would you have been pleased if he switched to liking broccoli? (Or disliking as the case may be)
0	california farmer water cutbacks blocked by judge
1	barnes & noble staffers mock orson scott card crowd from back of room
1	shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month
1	radio station playing controversial 'little drummer boy' on repeat in defiance of those who claim it contains sexually predatory themes
0	phish's epic run for the ages
1	philip morris releases new single-puff marlboro minis
1	You said there wasn't a pro-choice group before Roe v Wade. However I would have to do my research to dig up a group in 1850. Hold on...
0	tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day
0	making inequality the center of the 2016 debate
1	king of comedy's death ignites 100-year war for throne
1	everything you worked so hard for lying in splinters at your feet
0	27 pompom hats you'll want to hide under when cold weather hits
1	paul ryan mentally logs 4,613th missed opportunity to put stop to all of this
1	45-minute phone call to credit card company goes great
1	nation's tall asked to stand in back
0	taylor swift's cover of an earth, wind & fire classic is pissing people off

0

would you pay $5,000 for wine and beer glasses made of cheese?

0

this big dog and little bird are inseparable pals

1

rolling stones kick off 'sing our songs for us' tour

0

the small schedule mistakes that ruin your sleep

0

marcus mariota featured in inspiring beats by dre ad

0

class of 2014, we've come a long way

1

empire state building ultimately supports nsa spying measures

1

'i'll have to obstruct one last thing,' whispers jared kushner before wrapping gloved hands around mueller's neck

0

kate mckinnon kills as laura ingraham on 'saturday night live'

1

This is a free market of ideas. The good ones survive. The bad one die like dinosaurs.

1

new employee still eager enough to pick up slack for coworkers

0

diabetes rate in the u.s. may be leveling off

1

mueller annoyed by dipshit protestors holding up traffic during commute

0

this dog in brazil probably plays soccer way better than you

0

the many benefits of lucid dreaming

1

white house running out of paintings to cover spots where obama has punched through wall

0

this moose strikes a blow against the takeover of the machines

0

report: sheldon adelson backs trump trip to israel after $100 million pledge

1

high school production of our town features line memorization

1

gumption rewarded with even more work

0

comedian janet silverman talks 89 d*ck picks

1

david brooks decries incivility of modern plumbing after tripping on feet and falling headfirst into toilet

0

watch: fearless chihuahua takes on great dane in most endearing attack of all time

0

here's some ways to get teachers to support lgbt students

0

america ferrera to chair committee for women's march on washington

0

skeletons and ancient gold coins found during pompeii excavation

0

u.s. consuls already have the tools to discriminate in visa decisions

1

egyptian woman wishes screaming protester husband would go bonkers for her once in a while

0

Really, so you are totally knowable? Show me the site that has the Mach User-Manual where I can know everything about you.

0

trump administration: let states decide if health plans have enough doctors

0

No one mentioned helping or not helping people here, or even dealing with the consquences of pregnancy at all. Its more;'If abortion were banned, what measures or research would you suggest to reduce the pressure for people to have illegal ones or unwanted pregnancies'.

0

you can score free mcdonald's when you buy a taco bell breakfast

0

13 #ridiculousexcusestostayhome -- boomer-style

0

is 'the happiest man in america' still happy?

0

illinois considers allowing recall attempts of chicago mayor

1

man just using virgin mary to get to jesus

0

Right. The frenquecy of the alles have changed over time.

0

gabrielle union on the #metoo movement: 'the floodgates have opened for white women'

1

obama blanks on what he's ineffectually urging congress to take action on now

0

emboldened republicans in kentucky push 20-week abortion ban

1

So, you have no problem with the fact that this is abortion and was caused by god?

0

why getting married may help people drink less

1

man either sick or just at end of workday

1

'how could harvey weinstein get away with this?' asks man currently ignoring sexual misconduct of 17 separate coworkers, friends, acquaintances

0

But then, there also is absolutely no evidence for such an intelligence.

1

coy 'dexter' producers hint at 'huge plot holes' in season finale

1

gop leaders move goalposts on opposing trump to him being filmed masturbating on u.s. flag in arlington cemetery

0

3 tips for a happy financial new year

1

disembodied voice in elevator wants to know way to san jose

1

cnn graphic designer asked to combine dollar sign, syringe, fighter jets, panda

1

Actually, I think people are starting to ignore the drivel more and more... But if you insist...

1

frustrated fcc unable to stop use of word 'friggin''

1

But you are the accuser. I've read the Bible and I have studied religion, more than you can imagine. I have also studied biology, performed experiments and reached conclusions. The problem is that you seem unable to think for yourself.

0

hillary clinton takes a stand against 'subminimum wage' for people with disabilities

0

kate hudson and dakota johnson pose for adorable pic with their famous moms

0

'snl' stars have the perfect comeback to trump's angry tweets

1

catchphrase from 'the love guru' overheard

0

there's finally a museum devoted to telling the story of hbcus

1

military apologizes after drone strike intended for yemeni isis base accidentally hits west palm beach wedding

1

porch ceded to bats

1

Perhaps I should have used the "1asm" font. My bad. Was going for humor not unpleasantness. Have yourself a peachy day.:)

1

star wars news net joins hundreds of publications in condemning trump's attacks on the press

1

u.n. secretary general assumes someone already doing something about uighur internment camps

0

machete-wielding suspect shot as he breaks through door in graphic video

1

viewer outraged

0

please leave your type a-ness off my yoga mat (and i'll do the same)

1

1984, huh? I'm sure that is all still very relevant. Actually there is a lot of discussion about the nature of Archaeopteryx. Much of it deals with whether it could fly and what it teaches us about how birds came to fly - ground up or trees down. But what they all agreed on, even back then, was that Archaeopteryx is a transitional. Taxonomic debates aren't really very meaningful, really. Creationists like to make a big deal about the fact that most taxonomists and ornithologists classify Archaeopteryx as a bird. But where else would it go? That's a limitation of the Linnean classification system - everything is put somewhere, even if it doesn't exactly fit. The only debate about the evolution of Archaeopteryx among experts is whether it evolved from theropod dinorsaurs or from archosaurs. It's still a transitional.

1

president-elect edwards seen entering chinatown massage parlor

1

bourbon helps carpet salesman forget about carpeting for awhile

0

how teachers can save thousands on their student loans

1

So what you are saying is that the actual purpose of prison is to be raped in the shower by some 400 pound guy called Betty? Or brutalised by a guard with an inferiority complex...and these don't strike you as cruel and unusual?

1

reconstruction finally completed on field destroyed by united flight 93

0

for the love of god, let that not be an engagement ring on kylie jenner's finger

1

rotting smell in congress traced to decaying senator who died inside wall

0

obama predicts bright future for legal weed

1

Look, the "no one was around to see it" argument. "If a tree falls in the woods, and no one was around to see it, did it really fall?" You lost this one a long time ago, too. You never learn.

1

seventh-grade biology class grossed out at having to dissect horse

1

new yorkers cower as clinton victory speech reverberates across entire state

0

trump shifts to infrastructure as james comey prepares to testify

1

'support small business' demands sign in window of boutique open five hours a day, three days a week

0

'very angry badger' seizes part of 500-year-old scottish castle

0

frank ocean calls rejecting the grammys his 'colin kaepernick moment'

1

3-day waiting period leads to far more feasible murder plot

0

You were crowing a bit. What I don't understand is why. How could you possibly be pleased by some strangers religious views. Would you have been pleased if he switched to liking broccoli? (Or disliking as the case may be)

0

california farmer water cutbacks blocked by judge

1

barnes & noble staffers mock orson scott card crowd from back of room

1

shape magazine declares july 'let yourself go' month

1

radio station playing controversial 'little drummer boy' on repeat in defiance of those who claim it contains sexually predatory themes

0

phish's epic run for the ages

1

philip morris releases new single-puff marlboro minis

1

You said there wasn't a pro-choice group before Roe v Wade. However I would have to do my research to dig up a group in 1850. Hold on...

0

tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day

0

making inequality the center of the 2016 debate

1

king of comedy's death ignites 100-year war for throne

1

everything you worked so hard for lying in splinters at your feet

0

27 pompom hats you'll want to hide under when cold weather hits

1

paul ryan mentally logs 4,613th missed opportunity to put stop to all of this

1

45-minute phone call to credit card company goes great

1

nation's tall asked to stand in back

0

taylor swift's cover of an earth, wind & fire classic is pissing people off