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0	dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure
1	ames executives scrambling after new shovel design leaks
0	man busted for selling drugs and stolen guns from driveway, feds say
1	man silently eating personal pan pizza alone in corner of airport unaware this will be best part of 7-day vacation
1	report: sky normal today
1	emaciated peter alexander burns podium for warmth after being locked in abandoned press briefing room since december
0	So, in summary, you aren't against the death penalty on principle. You just want it used judiciously? Same here. Where we'll differ is in the details of what's judiciously.
1	I must agree with Sarge about the homophone,could that be why Mr.Obama appears to stand tall from your view?emoticonXCensored
1	I wasn't aware that Hitler drafted women. emoticonXConfused On second thought, I doubt he did. Otherwise, there would have been more color displayed by the "brown shirts" ;)
0	lois gibbs: 'the government wouldn't help me, so i decided to do it myself'
0	why colin quinn turned down an 'infuriating' part on 'law & order'
0	here comes another massive media deal
1	army general conducts exhaustive sex probe
1	george r. r. martin kills off whole family
0	palestinian teen dies after being shot by israeli forces in gaza protests
0	what i learned about my son is the best mother's day gift ever
0	cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban
0	carry that weight: the revival of feminist performance art
1	Cute. And I can come up with about 5,000 to 7,000 examples that do have a bright orange muzzle.
0	lgbt parenting: does every moment have to be a teaching moment?
1	rock & roll hall of fame rescinds nomination after discovering the cure was voted in as cruel prank by popular kids
0	how i got involved in campus safety as a student activist
0	live updates on hurricane harvey's aftermath
1	report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies
1	laptop guy at coffee shop nine times out of ten
0	trump's budget is a death sentence for the als community
1	study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children
0	clemson, lsu, ohio state, alabama top first playoff rankings
1	Genocide, are you on drugs? What the hell are you talking about? Just don't burn and American flag in front of me and you won't have to worry about it...........
0	the grid: startup promises ai webdesign for the masses
1	dog unaware it isn't starving
0	the importance of trying
1	sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with
1	new stardew valley expansion allows player to shoot self in barn after family farm bankrupted by corporate agribusiness
1	christmas tree still sitting on curb outside rockefeller center
0	like, share and, now, shop on facebook
1	dozens wounded as man defends box of wheat thins from invading coworker horde
1	doctors: cancer patients who watched the onion's amazon pilot daily showed signs of remission
0	see the moon's newest crater
1	study: major shift in media landscape occurs every 6 seconds
1	prime minister of norway gets laid
1	grandma's #metoo stories fucking horrifying
1	nation's beekeepers warn they don't know how much longer they can hold back swarms' wrath
0	I see that river runs wide and deep on the left bank, de Nile.
1	employees: are they costing u.s. businesses too much money?
1	Such an argument is irrelevant. Your side has never once explained why magazines that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition are somehow "evil" and unfit for ownership by non-police and military personnel. Nice try thimble head, but you fail again. Can you prove even a single example of a criminal being unable to get their hands on a 15 round magazine after they were banned, to back up your argument? Or maybe you'd prefer to explain why absolutely no honest citizen, who might be a victim of violent crime, doesn't deserve to have access to a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds of ammunition?
1	benghazi committee instructs hillary clinton to limit answers to 'i failed the american people'
1	al-qaeda marching band to join macy's parade after incredible audition
0	When the "right to privacy" is interpreted by the courts so widely & loosely as to include the denial of the rights and personhood of prebirth children,.... (sans Roe v. wade) What can I say? The "People" are going to react in ways to counter the courts controversial ruling. Same as it ever was.
0	the five stages of empty-nest syndrome
0	milky way's vast galactic plane shimmers in hypnotic new video
1	to be replaced with a more or less clone...why do people beg so dearly to be ruled... O whoopie our old slave master will be replaced with another, I'm beside myself!
1	area man winded after particularly lengthy wendy's order
0	You know what else doesn't have any hope/potential of maturing into sentient beings, Archie? Aborted fetuses. Game-set-match.
1	astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse
0	much ado...
1	aspca report warns that many americans are not giving their dogs correct name
0	thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol
0	Just because it is human doesn't mean it's a human being. I'm not sure what grade you're in but that's basic biology 101. Your ears are human. Your ears are NOT human beings.
1	All sin undermines society, including illicit gay sex sin. Or have you forgotten Sodom and Gomorrah? Coming to a San Francisco bath house near you.
0	brew do you love?
0	'black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend
0	chrissy teigen and baby luna wear the cutest matching overalls
0	How does anyone deny someone the right to believe something? I don't understand what you're saying.
0	debra messing doesn't want you to freak out about a 'will & grace' revival just yet (update)
1	report: massive hypocrisy just flat-out gets the job done
1	37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain
1	goodwill employees shaken by gigantic pants
1	microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms
0	the secret to raising charitable children
0	creator of 'weed shop the musical' talks cannabis, queerness and theater
0	to my muslim best friend
0	No, in other words "the cut and thrust of peer review." Where ID falls flat on its face. Stop trying to dress that up as some kind of underserved mugging; if you aren't prepared to understand and defend ID on a scientific level you aren't equipped to decide that it is being unfairly treated.
1	english teacher already armed with deadly weapon called shakespeare
1	So cross jurisdictional escort is a fairly common occurrence in the area. You will note that it is not the local cops talking about not being informed....it is the author of the article whining about it.
0	Again, it's not just 'evidence' but 'evidence constructed into a workable theory'.
0	nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state
0	someone made erotic art about trump meeting the pope
1	men's wearhouse introduces clip-on trousers for guys who never learned how to put on pants
0	cambodian paper takes parting shot at 'dictatorship' in final edition
1	morale low at state department after only employee fired
1	apple announces new iphone with n-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway
0	You do realize that Poplowski got an offical Dishonorable Discharge from the Marine Corps? In other words, that gun was not legally owned. I'm not sure if he got it before or after he was discharged, but he certainly didn't own it legally. Second, one or two incidents on the media don't equate to facts. I remember a town I lived in where four murders happened in one week. Of course, the liberals scream "gasp, four murders! Everybody's going insane! We gotta ban guns! Aaaahh!!". However, none of these murders were committed with a firearm, and it was later found out that these killings were committed by one person. It's an isolated incident. And finally, isn't it always you and Ian who whine about anecdotal evidence?
1	nonvoter knew it would turn out this way
0	boy with autism reunites with college football player from viral lunch photo
0	You can have reasoned faith, but it need not rely on 'empirical' evidence. There are very many forms of evidence.
0	looking through the glass ceiling
0	david axelrod's view inside the economic storm obama inherited in 2009
1	clinton names agriculture secretary: previously unnamed man to be called joseph p. ruckeyser
0	a key consideration when refinancing your student loans
0	texas attorney general's office invents controversy over high school muslim prayers
0	watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe
0	That is not quite what the 'mitochondrial Eve' hypothesis posits.Science. 1995 Dec 22;270(5244):1930-6. The myth of Eve: molecular biology and human origins.Ayala FJ.University of California, Irvine, USA.It has been proposed that modern humans descended from a single woman, the "mitochondrial Eve" who lived in Africa 100,000 to 200,000 years ago. The human immune system DRB1 genes are extremely polymorphic, with gene lineages that coalesce into an ancestor who lived around 60 million years ago, a time before the divergence of the apes from the Old World monkeys. The theory of gene coalescence suggests that, throughout the last 60 million years, human ancestral populations had an effective size of 100,000 individuals or greater. Molecular evolution data favor the African origin of modern humans, but the weight of the evidence is against a population bottleneck before their emergence. The mitochondrial Eve hypothesis emanates from a confusion between gene genealogies and individual genealogies.
1	after 40-day search, authorities finally replace missing boy
1	study finds humans' greatest swing in mood occurs between leaving office for lunch, returning afterwards
0	processing the facts: what will ferguson's legacy be?
0	instead of arresting panhandlers, albuquerque's giving them jobs
0	jessica, all these problems you've listed, the human body takes care of automatically and remarkably well. the fact still remains that only less than 5% of all abortions occur because the risk is great enough to be deemed life-threatening to either tha mother or the child. and that percentage is diminishing as well. the overwhelming majority of abortions occur simply because the woman decides she does not wnat to be a mother.
1	spatial skills abandon area man during search for correct tupperware lid
0	louie gohmert threatens to quit shopping at target

0

dascha polanco opens up about what makes her insecure

1

ames executives scrambling after new shovel design leaks

0

man busted for selling drugs and stolen guns from driveway, feds say

1

man silently eating personal pan pizza alone in corner of airport unaware this will be best part of 7-day vacation

1

report: sky normal today

1

emaciated peter alexander burns podium for warmth after being locked in abandoned press briefing room since december

0

So, in summary, you aren't against the death penalty on principle. You just want it used judiciously? Same here. Where we'll differ is in the details of what's judiciously.

1

I must agree with Sarge about the homophone,could that be why Mr.Obama appears to stand tall from your view?emoticonXCensored

1

I wasn't aware that Hitler drafted women. emoticonXConfused On second thought, I doubt he did. Otherwise, there would have been more color displayed by the "brown shirts" ;)

0

lois gibbs: 'the government wouldn't help me, so i decided to do it myself'

0

why colin quinn turned down an 'infuriating' part on 'law & order'

0

here comes another massive media deal

1

army general conducts exhaustive sex probe

1

george r. r. martin kills off whole family

0

palestinian teen dies after being shot by israeli forces in gaza protests

0

what i learned about my son is the best mother's day gift ever

0

cable news sure could talk to more muslims about the muslim ban

0

carry that weight: the revival of feminist performance art

1

Cute. And I can come up with about 5,000 to 7,000 examples that do have a bright orange muzzle.

0

lgbt parenting: does every moment have to be a teaching moment?

1

rock & roll hall of fame rescinds nomination after discovering the cure was voted in as cruel prank by popular kids

0

how i got involved in campus safety as a student activist

0

live updates on hurricane harvey's aftermath

1

report finds populace has collective goodwill to come together for only 5 more national tragedies

1

laptop guy at coffee shop nine times out of ten

0

trump's budget is a death sentence for the als community

1

study finds owning cool leather jacket more rewarding than raising children

0

clemson, lsu, ohio state, alabama top first playoff rankings

1

Genocide, are you on drugs? What the hell are you talking about? Just don't burn and American flag in front of me and you won't have to worry about it...........

0

the grid: startup promises ai webdesign for the masses

1

dog unaware it isn't starving

0

the importance of trying

1

sun thinking of just collapsing now and getting this all over with

1

new stardew valley expansion allows player to shoot self in barn after family farm bankrupted by corporate agribusiness

1

christmas tree still sitting on curb outside rockefeller center

0

like, share and, now, shop on facebook

1

dozens wounded as man defends box of wheat thins from invading coworker horde

1

doctors: cancer patients who watched the onion's amazon pilot daily showed signs of remission

0

see the moon's newest crater

1

study: major shift in media landscape occurs every 6 seconds

1

prime minister of norway gets laid

1

grandma's #metoo stories fucking horrifying

1

nation's beekeepers warn they don't know how much longer they can hold back swarms' wrath

0

I see that river runs wide and deep on the left bank, de Nile.

1

employees: are they costing u.s. businesses too much money?

1

Such an argument is irrelevant. Your side has never once explained why magazines that hold more than 10 rounds of ammunition are somehow "evil" and unfit for ownership by non-police and military personnel. Nice try thimble head, but you fail again. Can you prove even a single example of a criminal being unable to get their hands on a 15 round magazine after they were banned, to back up your argument? Or maybe you'd prefer to explain why absolutely no honest citizen, who might be a victim of violent crime, doesn't deserve to have access to a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds of ammunition?

1

benghazi committee instructs hillary clinton to limit answers to 'i failed the american people'

1

al-qaeda marching band to join macy's parade after incredible audition

0

When the "right to privacy" is interpreted by the courts so widely & loosely as to include the denial of the rights and personhood of prebirth children,.... (sans Roe v. wade) What can I say? The "People" are going to react in ways to counter the courts controversial ruling. Same as it ever was.

0

the five stages of empty-nest syndrome

0

milky way's vast galactic plane shimmers in hypnotic new video

1

to be replaced with a more or less clone...why do people beg so dearly to be ruled... O whoopie our old slave master will be replaced with another, I'm beside myself!

1

area man winded after particularly lengthy wendy's order

0

You know what else doesn't have any hope/potential of maturing into sentient beings, Archie? Aborted fetuses. Game-set-match.

1

astronomers caution americans not to look directly at screaming spirits of the damned during solar eclipse

0

much ado...

1

aspca report warns that many americans are not giving their dogs correct name

0

thousands protest wisconsin's right-to-work bill at the state's capitol

0

Just because it is human doesn't mean it's a human being. I'm not sure what grade you're in but that's basic biology 101. Your ears are human. Your ears are NOT human beings.

1

All sin undermines society, including illicit gay sex sin. Or have you forgotten Sodom and Gomorrah? Coming to a San Francisco bath house near you.

0

brew do you love?

0

'black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend

0

chrissy teigen and baby luna wear the cutest matching overalls

0

How does anyone deny someone the right to believe something? I don't understand what you're saying.

0

debra messing doesn't want you to freak out about a 'will & grace' revival just yet (update)

1

report: massive hypocrisy just flat-out gets the job done

1

37 separate aneurysms on verge of rupturing inside reince priebus' brain

1

goodwill employees shaken by gigantic pants

1

microsoft employees fondly remember days when ceos were so big they took up entire rooms

0

the secret to raising charitable children

0

creator of 'weed shop the musical' talks cannabis, queerness and theater

0

to my muslim best friend

0

No, in other words "the cut and thrust of peer review." Where ID falls flat on its face. Stop trying to dress that up as some kind of underserved mugging; if you aren't prepared to understand and defend ID on a scientific level you aren't equipped to decide that it is being unfairly treated.

1

english teacher already armed with deadly weapon called shakespeare

1

So cross jurisdictional escort is a fairly common occurrence in the area. You will note that it is not the local cops talking about not being informed....it is the author of the article whining about it.

0

Again, it's not just 'evidence' but 'evidence constructed into a workable theory'.

0

nevada secretary of state says 21 noncitizens could have voted for president in her state

0

someone made erotic art about trump meeting the pope

1

men's wearhouse introduces clip-on trousers for guys who never learned how to put on pants

0

cambodian paper takes parting shot at 'dictatorship' in final edition

1

morale low at state department after only employee fired

1

apple announces new iphone with n-word on back knowing customers will buy it anyway

0

You do realize that Poplowski got an offical Dishonorable Discharge from the Marine Corps? In other words, that gun was not legally owned. I'm not sure if he got it before or after he was discharged, but he certainly didn't own it legally. Second, one or two incidents on the media don't equate to facts. I remember a town I lived in where four murders happened in one week. Of course, the liberals scream "*gasp*, four murders! Everybody's going insane! We gotta ban guns! Aaaahh!!". However, none of these murders were committed with a firearm, and it was later found out that these killings were committed by one person. It's an isolated incident. And finally, isn't it always you and Ian who whine about anecdotal evidence?

1

nonvoter knew it would turn out this way

0

boy with autism reunites with college football player from viral lunch photo

0

You can have reasoned faith, but it need not rely on 'empirical' evidence. There are very many forms of evidence.

0

looking through the glass ceiling

0

david axelrod's view inside the economic storm obama inherited in 2009

1

clinton names agriculture secretary: previously unnamed man to be called joseph p. ruckeyser

0

a key consideration when refinancing your student loans

0

texas attorney general's office invents controversy over high school muslim prayers

0

watch gigi hadid walk the runway in just one shoe

0

That is not quite what the 'mitochondrial Eve' hypothesis posits.Science. 1995 Dec 22;270(5244):1930-6. The myth of Eve: molecular biology and human origins.Ayala FJ.University of California, Irvine, USA.It has been proposed that modern humans descended from a single woman, the "mitochondrial Eve" who lived in Africa 100,000 to 200,000 years ago. The human immune system DRB1 genes are extremely polymorphic, with gene lineages that coalesce into an ancestor who lived around 60 million years ago, a time before the divergence of the apes from the Old World monkeys. The theory of gene coalescence suggests that, throughout the last 60 million years, human ancestral populations had an effective size of 100,000 individuals or greater. Molecular evolution data favor the African origin of modern humans, but the weight of the evidence is against a population bottleneck before their emergence. The mitochondrial Eve hypothesis emanates from a confusion between gene genealogies and individual genealogies.

1

after 40-day search, authorities finally replace missing boy

1

study finds humans' greatest swing in mood occurs between leaving office for lunch, returning afterwards

0

processing the facts: what will ferguson's legacy be?

0

instead of arresting panhandlers, albuquerque's giving them jobs

0

jessica, all these problems you've listed, the human body takes care of automatically and remarkably well. the fact still remains that only less than 5% of all abortions occur because the risk is great enough to be deemed life-threatening to either tha mother or the child. and that percentage is diminishing as well. the overwhelming majority of abortions occur simply because the woman decides she does not wnat to be a mother.

1

spatial skills abandon area man during search for correct tupperware lid

0

louie gohmert threatens to quit shopping at target